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#98281 - teoberry
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#98275 - funnyjunkianonetwo
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(11/02/2013) [-]
What additional things (Pick one thing) to your body would you most like to have? Wings, tail (Prehensile or not), claws, horns, whatever additions you want, just clarifying what I mean by additional things. I would personally love to have wings, like bat/dragon wings. None of that feathered shit. Lest I can look like some kinda majestic muthafucka.
#98400 to #98275 - murrlogic
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(11/03/2013) [-]
Teleportation and Mind Control
#98300 to #98275 - loveyameanish
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(11/02/2013) [-]
This. But y'know, built in to my hands, instead of removable.
#98295 to #98275 - ljxjlos
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(11/02/2013) [-]
Nipple Lights.
#98288 to #98275 - HorriblyCrazy
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(11/02/2013) [-]
Either wings or a tail for sure ~

i like some kinky shit
#98279 to #98275 - charlielkrei
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(11/02/2013) [-]
Honestly, without a doubt. Claws. As a utility more than anything else.
#98258 - unncommon
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(11/02/2013) [-]
Just took a picture of my cat.
What a fucking prick.
#98259 to #98258 - unncommon
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(11/02/2013) [-]
For those of you who can't see.
#98260 to #98259 - DCat
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(11/02/2013) [-]
Just put a washcloth over its face. It disables the cat from moving.

Works for mine anyways.
#98257 - drsazar
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#98255 - rplix
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Me and my friend are having a sort of bet.

Starting today, he can't smoke tobacco and I can't have caffeinated drinks.

No money is involved whoever cracks first, but I think I've got this one.
#98261 to #98255 - awesomerninjathing
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(11/02/2013) [-]
so basically you're only going to drink water
#98274 to #98261 - rplix
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(11/02/2013) [-]
My friend smoked and I caught him.

Just enjoyed myself a nice can of mountain dew in celebration.
#98246 - CakemanRPG
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Happy Day of the Dead!

ITT Your halloween costumes

#98298 to #98246 - sommerli
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(11/02/2013) [-]
beard was a bit off
#98228 - douevensax
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Hey people of FJ, is it windy AF outside for you? It is in MA.
#98262 to #98228 - awesomerninjathing
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(11/02/2013) [-]
The fucking wind is crazy right now in Montreal bro
my power went out an hour ago
#98241 to #98228 - Timmietim
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Yeah 2 people died on monday
Tons of trees went down
#98239 to #98228 - alexanderburns
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Windy as shit here in Toronto (Canada). It's why I'm not out right now.
#98263 to #98239 - awesomerninjathing
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(11/02/2013) [-]
Montreal > Toronto
#98264 to #98263 - alexanderburns
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(11/02/2013) [-]
Montreal is just shittier Toronto with a mountain.
#98265 to #98264 - awesomerninjathing
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(11/02/2013) [-]
Toronto is just shittier Montreal without a mountain.

Montreal has the hottest women in Canada.
#98266 to #98265 - alexanderburns
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(11/02/2013) [-]
So, where else in Canada have you been?
#98267 to #98266 - awesomerninjathing
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(11/02/2013) [-]
Toronto, Ottawa, Mt. Tremblant, Quebec City is all I remember
#98268 to #98267 - alexanderburns
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(11/02/2013) [-]
Strange, usually people who have been to more than one city realise that the "this city has the hottest women" is total bullshit.
#98269 to #98268 - awesomerninjathing
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(11/02/2013) [-]
Montreal does have the hottest women though, dawg.
#98270 to #98269 - alexanderburns
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(11/02/2013) [-]
Oh, 15 year olds.
#98271 to #98270 - awesomerninjathing
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(11/02/2013) [-]
I'm 16 now faggot my birthday was Sunday
#98272 to #98271 - alexanderburns
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(11/02/2013) [-]
I wasn't aware that French people have birthdays just like real people.
#98273 to #98272 - awesomerninjathing
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(11/02/2013) [-]
lol fuck off
#98282 to #98273 - teoberry
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(11/02/2013) [-]
calgary > any of your shit cities
#98283 to #98282 - awesomerninjathing
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(11/02/2013) [-]
lol you live in the shitty canada
#98284 to #98283 - teoberry
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(11/02/2013) [-]
nice try, negro
#98303 to #98284 - alexanderburns
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(11/02/2013) [-]
Some strange propaganda going on over there.
#98287 to #98284 - misticalz
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(11/02/2013) [-]
Yes
#98285 to #98284 - awesomerninjathing
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(11/02/2013) [-]
EW NO
#98286 to #98285 - teoberry
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(11/02/2013) [-]
Stay jealous of the master race
#98235 to #98228 - DCat
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(11/01/2013) [-]
>Going outside

#98227 - anonymoose
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Post your costumes you filthy niggers. I was Glam Metal.
#98331 to #98227 - mranldestroyer
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(11/02/2013) [-]
you are a nigger
#98299 to #98227 - sommerli
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#98289 to #98227 - Emers
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(11/02/2013) [-]
On the right.
#98247 to #98227 - CakemanRPG
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#98234 to #98227 - iwanttousenumbers
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#98231 to #98227 - desdemona
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(11/01/2013) [-]
We had a party last night anyway so I had to come up with something quick and became a lion
#98226 - JENNAY
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#98229 to #98226 - ariscorp
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#98213 - rokkarokkaali
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(11/01/2013) [-]
I was pissing and the stream split in three and I managed to aim 2 streams into the toilet and one into the garbage bin. I'm really proud of myself right now.
#98290 to #98213 - Emers
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(11/02/2013) [-]
How does that even happen?

I don't have a penis, I wouldn't know.
#98233 to #98213 - iwanttousenumbers
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#98224 to #98213 - DCat
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(11/01/2013) [-]
I still have yet to encounter the legendary triple stream.
#98197 - wizzerdofaus
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(11/01/2013) [-]
hey guys i have an idea for a book, just wondering if you'd read it? reply for the plot
#98209 to #98197 - ljxjlos
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(11/01/2013) [-]
I´d read it.
#98210 to #98209 - wizzerdofaus
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(11/01/2013) [-]
not sure if actually read synopsis or just being funny
#98211 to #98210 - ljxjlos
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Nope, read the synapsis...I´m actually writing on a similar storyline...well, okay, similar what the outlining is concerned.
#98212 to #98211 - wizzerdofaus
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Cool. Sounds like a few of us have similar ideas. Best of luck making yours.
#98214 to #98212 - ljxjlos
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Thanks, same to you.

I´m way too lazy, tho...I have enough ideas for several thousands of pages up to now, but I´m to lazy to write them down....-.-
#98215 to #98214 - wizzerdofaus
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(11/01/2013) [-]
What are some of your ideas, if you don't mind me asking?
I won't steal them
#98217 to #98215 - ljxjlos
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(11/01/2013) [-]
That´s the main thing I´m working with right now...I have several other stories, too, tho...
#98216 to #98215 - ljxjlos
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Right now I´m writing on a story about heaven and hell. A boy decides to kill himself out of boredom. He then arrives in heaven and finds out that heaven is just a huge burocratic organisation. A comitee of several "gods" manage it, there are parts for all religions. Walhalla for the nordics, Paradise for Christians, etc, etc. Those who, like the boy, do not believe in a god, are allowed to wander between the areas under one rule: They must never leave the doors open. The boy, tho, once again, bored after spending some time in heaven, decides to spice up the paradise and leaves all doors open. Chaos ensues. The Nordics plunder paradise, muslim extremists terrorize the garden eden in search of their 72 Virgins, the christians try to make the heathen people christian, etc, etc. A War breaks out in heaven. Because the war destroys large parts of the organisation, the dead can´t come to heaven anymore. They all go to hell, until the devil decides to close hell, just for the fun of it and thus, starts Armageddon. The dead can´t leave the earth anymore, they can´t go to heaven, they can´t go to hell, so they wander the earth, aimless and evil. The management of heaven decides to send the boy who caused all this back to earth. He has to find hell and he has to make the devil open up hell again. He has to postpone the apocalypse...
#98238 to #98216 - desdemona
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Just a tip here... don't have the boy kill himself out of "boredom" it cheapens it all because people don't just nonchalantly kill themselves
#98240 to #98238 - ljxjlos
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Thanks for the tip.

It´s a huge part of the story, tho, and I think I can explain it in a way that it doesn´t offend anyone...or so I hope
#98218 to #98216 - wizzerdofaus
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(11/01/2013) [-]
That is some heavy shit and it sounds amazing. But the shitstorms as a result of this book would be fucking nuts
#98219 to #98218 - ljxjlos
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(11/01/2013) [-]
I´m actually planning to write it as more of a comedy then some 2heavy2deep2sleep-stuff

But yeah, probably...especially since I´m pretty vocal with words, so I won´t write all that with political correctness in mind.
#98220 to #98219 - wizzerdofaus
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(11/01/2013) [-]
You might get murdered by religious extremists that take offence.

lol comedy about hell and apocalypse
#98221 to #98220 - ljxjlos
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(11/01/2013) [-]
meh, who cares. If I managed to write a book that gets famous enough that this kind of people know about it, I did what I wanted to do before I die. That´d be okay.

I wrote a short comedy about a men who´s trying to kill himself and shoots his best friend instead by mistake, I think I can manage the same with hell and apocalypse.D
#98208 to #98197 - anonymoose
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#98198 to #98197 - cloverhand
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(11/01/2013) [-]
I'd like to hear it, I'm always thinking of new ideas for stories
#98199 to #98198 - wizzerdofaus
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(11/01/2013) [-]
The book is a fantasy surrounding the co-creation of the earth thousands of years ago by god and satan. They were given shared responsibility by their mother, and created the land and animal kingdom together. As a final touch, god scattered the earth with his proudest creation, human beings. Satan grew jealous of god's creation and added his own creation in secret. Underneath the earth's crust, swimming in the earth's liquid core, Satan's creatures evolve and prosper. Eventually, these creatures emerge on God's creatures in the millions. This sparks global war urged on by the gods themselves, each deity supporting their respective creations. Will humans be wiped out by Satan's Creatures?
#98200 to #98199 - cloverhand
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(11/01/2013) [-]
I've had an idea similar to this but never finished it, but it sounds really interesting, you should totally make this into a full length novel
#98201 to #98200 - wizzerdofaus
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Thanks, you're too nice. If only I was awesome at writing novels
#98202 to #98201 - cloverhand
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Have you had much experience in writing?
#98203 to #98202 - wizzerdofaus
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Not at all. I'm only 18. I just had this idea and hope to gain more knowledge in literature before enhancing it into a full piece.
#98204 to #98203 - cloverhand
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(11/01/2013) [-]
I see, I'm 18 as well but I write stories for my English teacher to review and give me feedback but that's as far as my writing knowledge goes, but now that I'm done with school I just have to figure out if they're any good on my own
I'd be happy to read over any drafts and give you feedback at any time though
#98205 to #98204 - wizzerdofaus
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Plot twist: Satan kills Dumbledore
#98206 to #98205 - cloverhand
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(11/01/2013) [-]
You've ruined it, I'll never bother reading it now
#98207 to #98206 - wizzerdofaus
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(11/01/2013) [-]
fuck
#98191 - brolution
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Had nothing to do this Halloween so I went around to various fast food drive thrus and gave the workers candy. I like seeing people happy
Had nothing to do this Halloween so I went around to various fast food drive thrus and gave the workers candy. I like seeing people happy
#98190 - tabarzins
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(11/01/2013) [-]
So has anyone ever created a cereal called "Nails" and made them shaped like nails. So that people could buy it and say "I had a bowl of Nails for breakfast"
Patent Pending
I lied it isn't, but my idea
#98193 to #98190 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account**
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Only if you eat it without any milk
#98180 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE ONLINE
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#98179 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE ONLINE (0 seconds ago)
I was walking down the street to my house. Kids were running around with parents and stuff. this big guy who smelled of beer was standing waiting for one of the kids to finish extorting the old man who lived in the house.

The guy's wife looks like shes ready to slap him.

Now,I have been kind of onery lately since I work and PT so im always sore and my recruitment is being a cunt and yaddayadda. So I am quick to throw out an unkind word if provoked.

This guy waited for me to pass by him and his wife to say "hey, pal! scary costume! what're you supposed to be?". I stopped dead in my tracks and spun around to look him in the eye. Just then his chubby son waddles away from the house, excited that he might get diabetes tonight. I eye the kid up and down, look up at the guy, and just say "A pedophile." and just sat there smiling.

Now, the wife was disgusted so she takes their adorable little landwhle to the next house. The dad sat there, silent at first, then just starts laughing as he walks away.

There are some fucked up people out there, folks.

Anything interesting happen to you lot during this most haunted of night?
#98179 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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#98162 - unncommon
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(10/31/2013) [-]
So I'm having a fucking horrible day (doesn't surprise me since the rest of this week was actually going pretty good). Not going to get into specifics but I'd really appreciate it if someone were to post something funny...
#98225 to #98162 - samxdaxman
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(11/01/2013) [-]
vimeo.com/m/50423100
Have some Ren and Stimpy.
#98188 to #98162 - gmarrox
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(11/01/2013) [-]
I went as a faggot for Halloween.

Not much of a change
#98192 to #98188 - cloverhand
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(11/01/2013) [-]
I love Link, this costume is great
One day I want to own costumes of Link and Zelda and probably everyone else in the games
#98194 to #98192 - gmarrox
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(11/01/2013) [-]
I'm a pretty big LoZ nerd
#98196 to #98194 - cloverhand
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Me too man, they're just so amazing
Are you going to get A Link Between Worlds? Some people don't like the sound of it but I think it looks great
#98222 to #98196 - gmarrox
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(11/01/2013) [-]
There's a good chance I will.
#98223 to #98222 - cloverhand
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(11/01/2013) [-]
You should, I'm going to let it consume my life for a few weeks once it's released
#98187 to #98162 - alexanderburns
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#98175 to #98162 - sadawedsa **User deleted account**
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#98173 to #98162 - alphabethsoop
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(11/01/2013) [-]
If it makes you feel any better there was a huge group of guys in their boy scout uniforms today for halloween so you win that one
#98181 to #98173 - unncommon
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(11/01/2013) [-]
I sat home giving out candy in my jacket and sweat pants. This is the first time that I've ever done that, usually I'm out with friends. It's adorable how shy they get.
#98243 to #98181 - alphabethsoop
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(11/01/2013) [-]
I did the same thing! Hey well at least you got to hang out with some fabulously dressed kids. I love the ones that run away after they get the candy and their parents make them go back to say thank you.
#98245 to #98243 - unncommon
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(11/01/2013) [-]
I love Halloween, for my High School Freshmen or Sophomore year I dressed up like a chick. I was going to dress up like Finn the Human (Adventure Time yo) but there was complications and long story short I stayed home.
That chick on the left is my little brother.
#98248 to #98245 - alphabethsoop
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(11/01/2013) [-]
You two are the hottest chicks I've ever seen and Finn the Human would have been a great costume! You know what you need to do? Dress up like him on Christmas and go up to people's houses asking for candy. 100% guarantee nothing goes wrong. I was supposed to go out as well but plans changed but it's whatever. I was Miss Universe in my school's senior girls Miss Halloween pageant.
#98250 to #98248 - unncommon
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Awhh thanks, it took me half an hour to fit into girls skinny jeans and I don't think that I'll be able to have kids because of it but it was for fun.
And you look very pretty in the dress ^ . ^ did you do well in the pageant?
#98251 to #98250 - alphabethsoop
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(11/01/2013) [-]
What we do for fashion lol Thank you! I did alright but didn't win. Wasn't really in it for the actual contest haha
#98252 to #98251 - unncommon
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Well that's unfortunate...I'll see you around the board though, I'm a little busy at the moment.
Take care.
#98168 to #98162 - DCat
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(10/31/2013) [-]
Here. Have my favorite gif. Always makes me laugh.
Here. Have my favorite gif. Always makes me laugh.
#98170 to #98168 - unncommon
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(10/31/2013) [-]
Heh, that is pretty funny. And it make me smile that someone would try to make my day better, thanks (:
>this picture makes me laugh
#98171 to #98170 - DCat
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(10/31/2013) [-]
Hey, you said you were having a shitty day, so why not try to brighten it up a bit? Here, have another.
Hey, you said you were having a shitty day, so why not try to brighten it up a bit? Here, have another.
#98164 to #98162 - wox
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(10/31/2013) [-]
I have lost my ability to know what is funny.
But I know how you feel, so, mhm. Hi.
#98166 to #98164 - unncommon
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(10/31/2013) [-]
That's an unfortunate virtue to lose...Anyways. What's going on man?
#98167 to #98166 - wox
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(10/31/2013) [-]
Staying at a friend's place in Moscow. She is at work, so there is not much going on.
And with you?
#98169 to #98167 - unncommon
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(10/31/2013) [-]
Ahh, over in Russia are we? I've heard that the women are beautiful and the food is abundant. I'm not doing too much, Halloween is going on outside, so I've been handing candy out.
#98172 to #98169 - wox
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(11/01/2013) [-]
The women are ok. Some of the food is ok.
So glad I do not have to hand out candy.
#98153 - finblob
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(10/31/2013) [-]
I miss DoInk.
It was this really happy animation site, really kind community, nobody ever got angry and everyone was so nice. It closed down a few years ago.

I miss it
#98178 to #98153 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE ONLINE
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Then remake the website in it's honor.
#98236 to #98178 - finblob
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(11/01/2013) [-]
I would if I could.
#98150 - DCat
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(10/31/2013) [-]
Since It's Halloween, have a spooky gif
Since It's Halloween, have a spooky gif
#98145 - finblob
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(10/31/2013) [-]
So I always make my Halloween Costume last minute, this year I got a bunch of socks and glued them to my onesie and put on swimming goggles and a sleeping cap and gloves over my ears and swimming trunks on.
I'm a bin monster.
I have to go to 3 different parties as this.