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#102030 - loveyameanish
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(12/24/2013) [-]
So I got kicked out of my house about three weeks ago, and decided not to return, even when my mother caved a few days later and told me to come home.

I made the stupid ass decision to come back for Christmas eve and Christmas day so I could see my little brothers open their shit on Christmas morning. I've only been here about 3 hours and have already realised this was a huge mistake and desperately want to get out but all public transport has stopped now. I'm stuck here until the 26th.

Anyone else doomed to have a shitty Christmas?
#102036 to #102030 - innocentillusions
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(12/24/2013) [-]
My Christmas is better than yours, but my family is poor so we're just kind of doing our own thing.
#102039 to #102036 - loveyameanish
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(12/24/2013) [-]
I actually loved christmas in a poor family as a kid, always appreciated the crap out of anything we were given.
#102040 to #102039 - innocentillusions
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(12/24/2013) [-]
Yeah but my family isn't even trying thats the sad part.
#102042 to #102040 - loveyameanish
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(12/24/2013) [-]
Well that sucks. Even small token gifts have thought put into them, but aren't expensive.
#102043 to #102042 - innocentillusions
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(12/24/2013) [-]
I don't mind the gifts, I'd rather have a tree and all that fun stuff.
#102045 to #102043 - loveyameanish
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(12/24/2013) [-]
Oh wow, no tree? That is a little heartbreaking.
#102048 to #102045 - innocentillusions
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(12/24/2013) [-]
I agree! They're also great for bonfires, they're like a natural EXPLOSION when you throw them on.
#102050 to #102048 - loveyameanish
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(12/24/2013) [-]
Here in Ireland most people go with a fake tree, one that we can re-use every year, so we don't get to do the christmas tree bonfire, unfortunately.
#102052 to #102050 - innocentillusions
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(12/24/2013) [-]
That's even more depressing, that is literally the best part of the year.
#102053 to #102052 - loveyameanish
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(12/24/2013) [-]
I'll bet, I love bonfires. But I actually like fake christmas trees, real trees here in Ireland are just shit and the vast majority are asymmetric and half bare. I'm kind of a psycho about my christmas tree. Like Monica from Friends. It needs to be perfect haha
#102059 to #102053 - innocentillusions
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(12/24/2013) [-]
I know what you mean, our trees are pretty good here, screw Ireland and move to USA!
#102060 to #102059 - loveyameanish
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(12/24/2013) [-]
Would if I could, dude!
#102062 to #102060 - innocentillusions
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(12/24/2013) [-]
Why can't you, other than the obvious reasons of money?
#102067 to #102062 - loveyameanish
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(12/24/2013) [-]
Work visas are hard to come by for someone who didn't finish their degree
#102069 to #102067 - innocentillusions
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(12/24/2013) [-]
You can get here a lot easier if you have a friend in the US to set things up for you, do you?
#102070 to #102069 - loveyameanish
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(12/24/2013) [-]
I don't. My boyfriend has family over there though. His uncle owns a business and says he has a job for him over there if he ever wants one. So if all went well that'd be an option in the future. I've always wanted to live there.
#102071 to #102070 - innocentillusions
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(12/24/2013) [-]
Get up and go then! People aren't remembered for hesitation, be bold!
#102034 to #102030 - Timmietim
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(12/24/2013) [-]
That sucks, mine is probably gonna be decent
#102035 to #102034 - loveyameanish
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(12/24/2013) [-]
What are your Christmas plans, Timmie?
#102037 to #102035 - Timmietim
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(12/24/2013) [-]
Be at home with my family , i got some winter shoes and some other clothes for myself.
Probably just gonna watch a movie or something.
#102038 to #102037 - loveyameanish
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(12/24/2013) [-]
That's pretty nice and chill.
#102041 to #102038 - Timmietim
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(12/24/2013) [-]
Yeah although i can't really stand being in the same room with my dad for too long, he gets really annoying after a while.
Probably gonna have gourmet dinner aswell.
#102044 to #102041 - loveyameanish
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(12/24/2013) [-]
That's actually the one thing I'm looking forward to. My mother, horrible person as she is, makes one hell of a christmas dinner.
#102047 to #102044 - Timmietim
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(12/24/2013) [-]
My dad isn't too bad, he just does a lot of little things that will annoy me.
I prefer to just watch movies in peace.
#102051 to #102047 - loveyameanish
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(12/24/2013) [-]
Getting any good gifts?
#102054 to #102051 - Timmietim
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(12/24/2013) [-]
I just went shopping with my mom a couple weeks ago, getting some winter/mountain shoes since i need new shoes anyway and mountain shoes are really comfortable.
and also a nice sweater i think.
#102055 to #102054 - loveyameanish
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(12/24/2013) [-]
O boy u gon b the best dressed mountain man
#102056 to #102055 - Timmietim
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(12/24/2013) [-]
nah i aint got anything flannel yo
our tree is pretty cool though, although i don't like the kind of lights we have this year.
#102057 to #102056 - loveyameanish
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(12/24/2013) [-]
Why what's wrong with them?
#102061 to #102057 - Timmietim
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(12/24/2013) [-]
Shitty too much flash picture from my phone, but here is our tree
#102064 to #102061 - loveyameanish
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(12/24/2013) [-]
There's ours
#102065 to #102064 - Timmietim
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(12/24/2013) [-]
i like the color, seems a bit full for the size of tree though lol
#102068 to #102065 - loveyameanish
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(12/24/2013) [-]
Yeah we really back the baubles on haha
#102058 to #102057 - Timmietim
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(12/24/2013) [-]
they have really weak lights and no colors
#102032 to #102030 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(12/24/2013) [-]
No, my chirstmas should be pretty good, I get apple pie French Toast or some shit like that
#102033 to #102032 - loveyameanish
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(12/24/2013) [-]
Congratulations.
#102023 - jari
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(12/24/2013) [-]
**jari rolled user christmasyid **
#102028 to #102023 - ariscorp
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(12/24/2013) [-]
**ariscorp rolled user marshalllee ** you rolled a user with christmas in his/her name on christmas eve, the fuck.
#102011 - chickachuck
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(12/24/2013) [-]
Might be considered on the political side rather than social but this is socialism in a nutshell.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qigGR9mgQpw
#102049 to #102011 - akho
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(12/24/2013) [-]
>Might be considered on the political side rather than social but this is socialism in a nutshell.

OP, if you actually think this explains socialism then you're a damn retard
#102022 to #102011 - anon
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(12/24/2013) [-]
>Looks 10
>Sounds 10
>Has the mind of a 10 year old
>Watches wrestling
>Has a bowl haircut his mom gave him
>Is actually 15

Your parents might want to consider hormone replacement therapy as a present to you for Christmas.
#102020 to #102011 - birdss
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(12/24/2013) [-]
Okf
#102017 to #102011 - anon
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(12/24/2013) [-]
You're trying too had, man.
#101991 - wydell
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(12/24/2013) [-]
ITT: Your most beta moments

>graduating
>they call my name
>go up and shake hands
>guy hands me diploma
> him: "Congratulations"
>me: "You too"
>looks at me weird
>but wait there's more
>Wait for girl on other side to lock hands and walk down aisle
>she leaves without me
>shameful walk alone
#102099 to #101991 - thisisspartah
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(12/25/2013) [-]
>be october
>'let of' from my job because bullshit
>apply for jobs everyware i could think of
>end up with 2 job interviews in same week, 1 of them a bit further away
>go to first interview at closer place, find out i have 2/3 chance of job
>go to secound, literally got job
>awkwardly explain i have had a job interview closer to me
>"ok, just call me when you find out"
>miss out on closer job
>call further away job and get told that they dont want me



and im still unemployed
#102018 to #101991 - DCat
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(12/24/2013) [-]
>be me
>two years ago
>attractive girl in class who sits next to me starts talking to me
>we end up talking about the upcoming prom
>she asks if I have anyone to go with
>I say "no, unfortunately not"
>she asks if I wanna go with her
>I look down and say "no, I have better things to do"
>start twiddling thumbs, look up
>she's glaring at me
>she doesn't talk to me for the rest of the year
>mfw i mcfucked up and those "better things" i had to do were playing video games and watching TV
#102087 to #102018 - wydell
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(12/25/2013) [-]
wow man. just wow
#102031 to #102018 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/24/2013) [-]
you fucking idiot
#102066 to #102031 - DCat
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(12/24/2013) [-]
I bring great shame to famiry
#102021 to #102018 - misticalz
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(12/24/2013) [-]
Aww man.
#102016 to #101991 - spazzin
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(12/24/2013) [-]
Not really beta, but I just felt like shit
>be friday
>most of my friends are gone and it's just 3 of us
>the other 2 are a couple, but I never told me until that day (I already knew)
>we're all sitting on her couch
>they start making out
>can hear it in the background
>try to drown out the noise by playing music on my phone
>phone dies
>tfw i'm just sitting there while they kiss with that little feeling inside my body that I don't have a gf
>tfw I felt like a cock block
#101994 to #101991 - kaycie
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(12/24/2013) [-]
>be really shy and awkward   
>cute guy everyone knows, friends with all the teachers sits next to me on library computer   
>"hi"   
>*look over quickly, smile-nod* "heeummf"   
>it was really quiet, he doesn't hear me   
>"...Hi.."   
>have to go through embarrassment of turning and saying hi again and seeming like a rude piece of shit
>be really shy and awkward
>cute guy everyone knows, friends with all the teachers sits next to me on library computer
>"hi"
>*look over quickly, smile-nod* "heeummf"
>it was really quiet, he doesn't hear me
>"...Hi.."
>have to go through embarrassment of turning and saying hi again and seeming like a rude piece of shit
#101992 to #101991 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/24/2013) [-]
all of grades 7 through 9
#101986 - imzero
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(12/24/2013) [-]
Hey Kevin
#101977 - swaggymcswag
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(12/24/2013) [-]
I am the height of social perfection, crafted by the gods in order to bring a sense of class to the world. How much more social can you get?
I am the height of social perfection, crafted by the gods in order to bring a sense of class to the world. How much more social can you get?
#101978 to #101977 - DCat
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(12/24/2013) [-]
If your name Dennis by any chance?
#101979 to #101978 - swaggymcswag
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(12/24/2013) [-]
If it was, would that hamper the amount of swag I possess, or would it be a ruse for a foolish mind in order to not identify such swag and class at first glance?
If it was, would that hamper the amount of swag I possess, or would it be a ruse for a foolish mind in order to not identify such swag and class at first glance?
#101980 to #101979 - DCat
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(12/24/2013) [-]
And here I was hoping you'd get the reference. Oh well.
#101969 - loomiss ONLINE
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(12/23/2013) [-]
I am not really sure how valid of a test this is but I still am happy I got such a high score.
Personally I think that this whole "high iq society" are just a money scheme. But whatever it only costs $5 for a test that may or may not give accurate results.
#101966 - anon
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(12/23/2013) [-]
I feed off of self conscious women on the internet by giving them attention so that they give me attention in return, and after I feel like I've gotten them to depend on me I cut all connection with them, I just did it again.
#102027 to #101966 - legendaryhero
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(12/24/2013) [-]
Oh shit, I used to do this too. Till I met someone I actually cared about and.. then.. he did it to me. Ye.. People are fun.
#102029 to #102027 - innocentillusions
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(12/24/2013) [-]
I guess you could say people are more attracted to the challenge of getting someone rather than actually keeping them.
#101993 to #101966 - anon
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(12/24/2013) [-]
I've done this a few times. Mainly just for laughs and because I was bored. I like to see how far I can take it and the funny shit I can make them do. Then I just basically vanish out of their lives.

Bitches will do some really dumb shit when you have them wrapped around your finger.
#101975 to #101966 - anon
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(12/23/2013) [-]
Are you me?


I constantly lead women on to something that will never be, and then just cut contact.

#101976 to #101975 - anon
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(12/24/2013) [-]
I led a girl on for 7 years, so many pictures, so many skype calls, so much masturbation, even after calling her every name in the book I went back over and over and finally a month or so ago I decided to cut it off - OP
#101985 to #101976 - misticalz
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(12/24/2013) [-]
God damn dude.
#102003 to #101985 - innocentillusions
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(12/24/2013) [-]
The worst part is I'm innocentillusions, hence "innocent illusions" aka my innocence is an illusion, I thought it was fitting. I think I have a disorder from it because I started doing it at 11 to a girl on a game called maplestory, thats the girl I stayed with for 6-7 years, was a crazy childhood.
#102007 to #102003 - misticalz
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(12/24/2013) [-]
Maplestory v good game.
#102008 to #102007 - innocentillusions
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(12/24/2013) [-]
pay2lookgood is basically all the game is, but yeah I played that game for so long.
pay2lookgood is basically all the game is, but yeah I played that game for so long.
#101968 to #101966 - DCat
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(12/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#101970 to #101968 - anon
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(12/23/2013) [-]
I know, and this girl was really self conscious and even told her friends while we were skyping that I loved her a lot, I can only imagine how fun that will be to explain.
#101971 to #101970 - DCat
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(12/23/2013) [-]
This is your sexual thrill, isn't it?
#101974 to #101971 - anon
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(12/23/2013) [-]
Probably, plus the attention and the multiple women drooling over me.
#101960 - wonderlandian
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(12/23/2013) [-]
guize, help. i have to draw some cool pictures before The Eve of Christmas to give out to my family members. please please please give me any ideas of some cool concepts for a drawing.
#101957 - mcquiston
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#101954 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account**
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(12/23/2013) [-]
Just watched Requiem for a Dream for the first time.   
Holy shit, quite possibly the best movie I've ever seen
Just watched Requiem for a Dream for the first time.
Holy shit, quite possibly the best movie I've ever seen
#101995 to #101954 - kaycie
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(12/24/2013) [-]
are you shitting me?
I just watched it for the first time yesterday too

I thought it was so sad at the end
especially for the girl and old lady
#102001 to #101995 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account**
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(12/24/2013) [-]
geez I felt bad for all of them, I really did, but at the same time I didn't because they all knew what they were getting into for the most part.
#101955 to #101954 - bluzzerstream
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(12/23/2013) [-]
powerful movie

Radiohead - Last Flowers [In Rainbows Disc 2]
#101967 to #101955 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account**
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(12/23/2013) [-]
Very powerful and very eye opening. I feel like everyone should watch it once in their life at least. When they're old enough to understand it of course
#101981 to #101967 - bluzzerstream
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(12/24/2013) [-]
My first thought was; don't do like Jared and realize your mistake when it's too late and yeah, I think people should watch it to see how bad things can go
#101949 - rebornpooper
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(12/23/2013) [-]
Can we post gore without getting banned?
#101950 to #101949 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/23/2013) [-]
on random board ye
#101996 to #101950 - kaycie
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(12/24/2013) [-]
stupid question.. where is the random board?
Im new to the boards thing, I don't see random on the list, so I come here on social.

??
#101999 to #101996 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/24/2013) [-]
since you're a girl, you have to give me a picture of your feet in return
#102002 to #101999 - kaycie
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(12/24/2013) [-]
ok so I figured if you really had a foot fetish you might like tights, so I put on my fav pair
and if I liked feet, I would like them curvy
so I tried
#102004 to #102002 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/24/2013) [-]
b-but I prefer nude feet :^(
#102005 to #102004 - kaycie
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(12/24/2013) [-]
my feet are disgusting you don't want to see them
#102006 to #102005 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/24/2013) [-]
shhh be quiet and do what I say bb
#102009 to #102006 - kaycie
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(12/24/2013) [-]
best I could do
#102010 to #102009 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/24/2013) [-]
fucking hell
you couldn't do the same pose as before?

or like, a picture of the bottoms instead
#102012 to #102010 - kaycie
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(12/24/2013) [-]
sorry for the shitty quality my phones about to die and theres no light around D:
#102075 to #102012 - hydromatic
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(12/24/2013) [-]
You guys are aware that this is a social board, not a foot fetish board right?
#102014 to #102013 - kaycie
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(12/24/2013) [-]
I have more pics with tights but that's it lol
sorry my feet are sub-par
#102015 to #102014 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/24/2013) [-]
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
#101998 to #101996 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/24/2013) [-]
NSFW boards
#101940 - chickachuck
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(12/23/2013) [-]
message to you liberal cocksuckers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddEXoDLlD4I
#101941 to #101940 - thisisnachoday **User deleted account**
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#101942 to #101941 - DCat
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(12/23/2013) [-]
I clicked it. I wasn't disappointed.
#101958 to #101942 - thisisnachoday **User deleted account**
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(12/23/2013) [-]
Hope not. It's a very intense political motion.
#101939 - anon
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(12/23/2013) [-]
Just cleaned disc 1 instead of disc 2. Formated my fathers 1000 gb disc filled to 400 gb...
#101934 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(12/23/2013) [-]
What do you all want for christmas/Hanukka/Kwanza/etc.?
#101943 to #101934 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account**
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(12/23/2013) [-]
Happiness.
#101945 to #101943 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(12/23/2013) [-]
Too bad you've been naughty all year.
#101946 to #101945 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account**
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(12/23/2013) [-]
I burned Santa's naughty and nice list, he lost track of which one I'm on.
#101947 to #101946 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(12/23/2013) [-]
If you're the one who BURNED the list then im pretty sure he fucking knows which list you're on......
#101948 to #101947 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account**
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(12/23/2013) [-]
nope I snuck in the north pole. Our little secret.
#101926 - xenoquack
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(12/22/2013) [-]
I'm looking for an image, specifically one that used to be content here. I had it Favorited but it got removed, someone actually flagged it. It told about a guy in Serbia (I think it was) who died and came back to life and told his shrink all about his experience in Hell. Saying there were like, loads of different layers. I can't remember them all but the first layer was about being chucked back to a random point in his life, a memory and he lived it as normal but something wasn't quite right. Another layer was that reality was perceivable, I dunno. Sound familiar? Anyone got it?
#101927 to #101926 - xenoquack
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(12/22/2013) [-]
Never mind. Found it. Source if anyone was interested: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4152658/Hell
#101987 to #101927 - akho
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(12/24/2013) [-]
Oh, I remember that.

Cool post.
#101910 - kaycie
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(12/22/2013) [-]
anyone know the sauce?
anyone know the sauce?
#101917 to #101910 - DCat
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(12/22/2013) [-]
I think it's from Hellraiser 5. Not sure though. Haven't seen it since it came out.
#101904 - allnamesrtaken
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(12/22/2013) [-]
Hi
How are things
#101983 to #101904 - akho
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(12/24/2013) [-]
Thalmor are coming...Hide your Talos.
#102000 to #101983 - allnamesrtaken
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(12/24/2013) [-]
**allnamesrtaken hides his Talos**

Wait what's a Talos
#101925 to #101904 - innocentillusions
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(12/22/2013) [-]
Things are well
Things are well
#101899 - dragx
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(12/22/2013) [-]
Which board do you really belong to ;)
www.funnyjunk.com/Which+Board+is+Right+for+You/text/4939563/
#101982 to #101899 - percioz
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(12/24/2013) [-]
The only board I like is social and social scored 0%
#101900 to #101899 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(12/22/2013) [-]
Are you trying to start a fight or something, Faggot?
#101902 to #101900 - dragx
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(12/22/2013) [-]
bby pls <3
I'm sorry, I said bad things about all the boards, check it.
#101903 to #101902 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(12/22/2013) [-]
it's k it said childhoo nostalgia was my 100% (even though I have never gone there nor will I ever) and this board is 0%....... your quiz is mad jacked, yo.
#101888 - themarineelite
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#101905 to #101888 - innocentillusions
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(12/22/2013) [-]
Happy for you OP.
#101901 to #101888 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(12/22/2013) [-]
With a name like "themarineelite" panties should be dropping for you to and fro.
#101907 to #101901 - themarineelite
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#101908 to #101907 - themarineelite
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#101909 to #101908 - themarineelite
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#101911 to #101909 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(12/22/2013) [-]
So, the strong silent type eh?

I like that.
#101912 to #101911 - themarineelite
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#101913 to #101912 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(12/22/2013) [-]
shhhhhhhhhh shhhhhh my big strong mute man, it's k ill just hold you until the tears stop falling.


shhhh shhhhh no more tears, only dreams now.
#101914 to #101913 - themarineelite
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#101915 to #101914 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(12/22/2013) [-]
I AM an adult.
I AM an adult.
#101916 to #101915 - themarineelite
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#101921 to #101916 - innocentillusions
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(12/22/2013) [-]
hes got you there bro, just go ahead and don't let this rape turn into a homicide.
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(12/22/2013) [-]
is kill
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(12/22/2013) [-]
Who's that in the gif?
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(12/22/2013) [-]
FUCKING KNEW IT

wasn't sure tho