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#100265 - psykojet (11/27/2013) [-]
Any one down for one of these? No template but I am sure you could reverse image search on Google.
#100266 to #100265 - jari (11/27/2013) [-]
not up to date
User avatar #100264 - mrheisenberg (11/27/2013) [-]
A 13 year old girl killed herself in my area last night.

I knew her a little bit, but it's weird to think she is dead.

God today is weird.
User avatar #100267 to #100264 - jari (11/27/2013) [-]
I once sat in front of a train when someone jumped under it,
I felt the bobble of bones and stuff breaking
#100255 - neond (11/27/2013) [-]
So this random number started txting me and I feel that fj deserves some laughs before the holidays so who ever rolls dubs decides what I say next.
#100257 to #100255 - Absolute Madman (11/27/2013) [-]
"didn't you hear? ... ... Alex passed away recently"


fuck rolling dubs, just send it nigga
#100256 to #100255 - neond (11/27/2013) [-]
And I will deliver whatever he/she replys
#100258 to #100256 - neond (11/27/2013) [-]
This will be a free one even though the stranger is now taking forever to reply.
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User avatar #100240 - yoshiisking (11/26/2013) [-]
k guys. im bored. dubs decide my profile pic.
User avatar #100253 to #100240 - DCat (11/27/2013) [-]
**DCat rolls 10**

A buttplug with anime eyes on it
User avatar #100251 to #100240 - unncommon (11/26/2013) [-]
**unncommon rolls 38**
User avatar #100250 to #100240 - jari (11/26/2013) [-]
**jari rolls 568,339,578**
User avatar #100242 to #100240 - yoshiisking (11/26/2013) [-]
**yoshiisking rolls 67**
User avatar #100243 to #100242 - yoshiisking (11/26/2013) [-]
**yoshiisking rolls 50**
User avatar #100244 to #100243 - yoshiisking (11/26/2013) [-]
**yoshiisking rolls 32**
User avatar #100245 to #100244 - yoshiisking (11/26/2013) [-]
**yoshiisking rolls 45**
User avatar #100246 to #100245 - yoshiisking (11/26/2013) [-]
**yoshiisking rolls 65**
User avatar #100247 to #100246 - yoshiisking (11/26/2013) [-]
**yoshiisking rolls 89**
User avatar #100248 to #100247 - yoshiisking (11/26/2013) [-]
**yoshiisking rolls 66**
#100249 to #100248 - yoshiisking (11/26/2013) [-]
**yoshiisking rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at Fill in the blank time funnyjunk **
#100241 to #100240 - Absolute Madman (11/26/2013) [-]
chocolate buttplug
#100199 - awkwardjew (11/26/2013) [-]
Guys I'm incredibly bored, entertain me, ask me something just save me from this boredom plz.
#100228 to #100199 - Absolute Madman (11/26/2013) [-]
why not just eat another chodolate dildo?
#100229 to #100228 - awkwardjew (11/26/2013) [-]
Ahh so we meet again.....Annnd I was at college in my library when I posted this, you cant just bring out a chocolate buttplug and eat are you mad???
#100230 to #100229 - Absolute Madman (11/26/2013) [-]
sure i can. hopefully your secret will get out and you'll be ruined.
#100231 to #100230 - awkwardjew (11/26/2013) [-]
You really want to try an tell everyone about these chocolate buttplugs dont you?
#100232 to #100231 - Absolute Madman (11/26/2013) [-]
yes. that way, if word gets out enough, then even pornstars who use buttplugs will start to use your chocolate ones. then, whenever they're done with the buttplug, they can eat it too. shit'd be cash.
#100233 to #100232 - awkwardjew (11/26/2013) [-]
Ohhh shieeet, I could makes some money off selling them, I should get a Kickstarter or something going, you want in?
#100234 to #100233 - Absolute Madman (11/26/2013) [-]
just had a thought. the chocolate would melt in their anus. plans will not go as expected
#100235 to #100234 - awkwardjew (11/26/2013) [-]
nah thats part of the fun.
#100236 to #100235 - Absolute Madman (11/26/2013) [-]
chocolate ass shake, hm?
#100237 to #100236 - awkwardjew (11/26/2013) [-]
We just need to find the right angle to market this.
#100238 to #100237 - Absolute Madman (11/26/2013) [-]
japan. they're into weird stuff
#100239 to #100238 - awkwardjew (11/26/2013) [-]
This needs to be done.
User avatar #100211 to #100199 - birdss (11/26/2013) [-]
Do you think secretgiver is a weirdo as well?
#100220 to #100211 - awkwardjew (11/26/2013) [-]
I'd say "special"
User avatar #100212 to #100211 - secretgiver (11/26/2013) [-]
wow rood :c
User avatar #100213 to #100212 - birdss (11/26/2013) [-]
wow blauw :o
User avatar #100214 to #100213 - secretgiver (11/26/2013) [-]
wow groen
User avatar #100268 to #100214 - jari (11/27/2013) [-]
wow indigo
User avatar #100210 to #100199 - secretgiver (11/26/2013) [-]
there is dis guy with a hair on his chin so we call it a beard but if it is just a beard why do we still call it hair but anyway he also got dis hat so we he like wow swag
so we all got a bit scared took 2 steps back them came back with my triple six pack we had him running, running like the wind but than he said I farted in this sprint so we go left right left right we still did catch his trap tight
so we fell down in the mud but this mud was not normall so we died of anorexia
#100216 to #100210 - awkwardjew (11/26/2013) [-]
Emmmm, but you're fine now?
User avatar #100217 to #100216 - secretgiver (11/26/2013) [-]
ye probly
#100218 to #100217 - awkwardjew (11/26/2013) [-]
You sure? Isn't dying pretty bad for you?
User avatar #100219 to #100218 - secretgiver (11/26/2013) [-]
nah not really
#100221 to #100219 - awkwardjew (11/26/2013) [-]
Huh, I heard it makes your heart stop and stuff?
User avatar #100222 to #100221 - secretgiver (11/26/2013) [-]
yeh but im immortal
#100223 to #100222 - awkwardjew (11/26/2013) [-]
Ahh, now it all makes sense.
#100198 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
mods are asleep; post pants
User avatar #100259 to #100198 - awesomerninjathing (11/27/2013) [-]
those are ugly pants
User avatar #100261 to #100259 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
They look really good on your bedroom floor.
User avatar #100188 - adnimistator (11/26/2013) [-]
**adnimistator rolls 71** if i roll 14 i delete my account
#100272 to #100188 - icaruslivesagain **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
**icaruslivesagain rolls 265** roll anything between 250 and 276 and I delete my account for the second time.
User avatar #100355 to #100272 - adnimistator (11/28/2013) [-]
you will be missed
#100273 to #100272 - icaruslivesagain **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
Shit not again...
User avatar #100215 to #100188 - birdss (11/26/2013) [-]
**birdss rolls 55** dubs
User avatar #100209 to #100188 - jari (11/26/2013) [-]
**jari rolls 27**
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User avatar #100202 to #100201 - roll (11/26/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #100204 to #100203 - roll (11/26/2013) [-]
how r u
#100195 to #100188 - Absolute Madman (11/26/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1** if i roll 3 i fap to gay pron
#100194 to #100188 - Absolute Madman (11/26/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 9** if i roll 5 i fap to fj
#100193 to #100188 - Absolute Madman (11/26/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8** if i roll 4 i fap to 4chan roll boards
User avatar #100189 to #100188 - adnimistator (11/26/2013) [-]
**adnimistator rolls 65** if i roll 53 i watch bleach
User avatar #100190 to #100189 - adnimistator (11/26/2013) [-]
**adnimistator rolls 96** if i roll 69 i do maths hw
User avatar #100191 to #100190 - adnimistator (11/26/2013) [-]
**adnimistator rolls 06** if i roll 33 i kill my self
User avatar #100192 to #100191 - adnimistator (11/26/2013) [-]
**adnimistator rolls 10** if i roll 77 i do everything i just said in the order of 71, 96, 65, and 06
User avatar #100196 to #100192 - DCat (11/26/2013) [-]
If you roll again, a random assortment of numbers will appear
#100187 - Absolute Madman (11/26/2013) [-]
Kik thread anyone? danqaz98 send me funny stuff
User avatar #100206 to #100187 - jari (11/26/2013) [-]
Go away Rahul.
User avatar #100183 - smashmenao (11/26/2013) [-]
Looking for someone to put a quote on a landscape.

Like one of those bullshit ones. it is a Zapp Brannigan quote.
#100184 to #100183 - icaruslivesagain **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I can do it for you. If you do something for me.
User avatar #100185 to #100184 - smashmenao (11/26/2013) [-]
depends.

Do I get to be naked?
#100186 to #100185 - icaruslivesagain **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
Call this number and sing the Malcom in the Middle theme song.
(619) 616 1551. Just the " You're not the boss of me now " part.

Here's the song if you don't know it. Malcolm in the middle Theme Song
User avatar #100179 - baconbonanza (11/26/2013) [-]
so hey guys, whats up?
User avatar #100180 to #100179 - TITTYFISH (11/26/2013) [-]
Just got slapped with a $500 ticket from one of those damn red light cameras :/ On a more positive note my band is opening for one of our biggest influences so it kind of evens things out
User avatar #100252 to #100180 - baconbonanza (11/26/2013) [-]
thats awesome where at man? i like music (but dont know jack about it)
User avatar #100270 to #100252 - TITTYFISH (11/27/2013) [-]
The Whiskey A Go Go in Hollywood. We're opening for a progressive metal band called Fates Warning. Here's some stuff off of their new album if you're interested in hearing what they sound like!

FATES WARNING - Firefly (ALBUM TRACK) FATES WARNING - I Am (Album Track)
User avatar #100269 to #100182 - TITTYFISH (11/27/2013) [-]
I'm looking into it, only thing is that they do have a pic of me in the car and it's out in So Cal so I'll have to read up on cases down here and how people dealt with it. Thanks for the article, it definitely is helping me build a case!
User avatar #100181 to #100180 - rplix ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
You know you don't have to pay for those camera tickets.
#100135 - nigalthornberry ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
So i kinda like this girl... she seems to be one of the people who makes any sense
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User avatar #100207 to #100135 - birdss (11/26/2013) [-]
Get rid of the bitch butterflies and ask her out, who cares.
User avatar #100200 to #100135 - aherorising (11/26/2013) [-]
she doesn't look that bad. she may not be a model, but she's still just a regular girl, and a person. Don't see any reason why you wouldn't hit it off with her
User avatar #100174 to #100135 - rplix ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
She is using a filter to hide something. I smell trap.
User avatar #100175 to #100174 - rplix ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Not the kind of trap where she may have a dick, but a trap that she may be someone you think you like on the outside, but not the inside.
User avatar #100176 to #100175 - rplix ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
From my detection skills, the lightly colored blob in the middle of the photo represents her self-conscience. Also she isn't looking into the camera, which says that she looks at the outside of people and not enough on the inside.

Though it is unclear if she is looking for a relationship, her half-smirk says that she is uncomfortable with her current situation. Most likely abusive parents.

Her tits are small too. No go man.
User avatar #100177 to #100176 - nigalthornberry ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
I know she isn't too happy right now since she's lost a lot of people she and small tits aren't really bad if they fit the body
User avatar #100178 to #100177 - rplix ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
That was all BS btw. Go for dat vagina.
User avatar #100158 to #100135 - deathtoafricans **User deleted account** (11/25/2013) [-]
Looks like an ugly slut.
0/10 for the retarded filter, looks like one of those "Such art, much deep, wow" Cunts.
User avatar #100172 to #100158 - nigalthornberry ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Read the guy below you
User avatar #100173 to #100172 - deathtoafricans **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
That's you now you autistic faggot.
User avatar #100147 to #100135 - Timmietim (11/25/2013) [-]
>shitty edited picture
>clothes look meh
>shit angle
2/10
User avatar #100151 to #100147 - legendaryhero (11/25/2013) [-]
Girls take angles like that so their eyes look bigger and so, appear cuter.
User avatar #100152 to #100151 - Timmietim (11/25/2013) [-]
makes their nose look big as fuck tho
User avatar #100156 to #100152 - legendaryhero (11/25/2013) [-]
It's probably already big. Maybe her eyebrows too, so she took a pic like that to hide them.
For some people big noses are cute too.
I don't know man.
User avatar #100157 to #100156 - Timmietim (11/25/2013) [-]
i wasnt serious
would do her
User avatar #100226 to #100157 - legendaryhero (11/26/2013) [-]
Who wouldn't?
User avatar #100148 to #100147 - nigalthornberry ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Profile pics all i had
User avatar #100150 to #100148 - Timmietim (11/25/2013) [-]
so far 2/10
#100139 to #100135 - Absolute Madman (11/25/2013) [-]
woodberry
#100143 to #100140 - Absolute Madman (11/25/2013) [-]
i wood berry my dick so far inside her ass that who ever pulled it out wood be crowned king arthur
User avatar #100144 to #100143 - nigalthornberry ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
wow such edge
#100145 to #100144 - Absolute Madman (11/25/2013) [-]
u strawberry??
User avatar #100146 to #100145 - nigalthornberry ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Stahp speaking in such sharp riddles
#100124 - cloverhand (11/25/2013) [-]
So guys, got any questions, I'm mighty bored
So guys, got any questions, I'm mighty bored
User avatar #100161 to #100124 - DCat (11/26/2013) [-]
What's the deal with airline food?
#100164 to #100161 - cloverhand (11/26/2013) [-]
I actually kinda like it
But I guess it's not as good because it has to withstand high altitudes and be made in bulk lots in a short amount of time
#100166 to #100164 - DCat (11/26/2013) [-]
I didn't want a serious answer, dammit!
I didn't want a serious answer, dammit!
User avatar #100167 to #100166 - cloverhand (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm sorry man, is a better answer because you touch yourself at night?
User avatar #100170 to #100167 - DCat (11/26/2013) [-]
It's too late. The damage is already done.

srs question time

Feebas or Magikarp?
User avatar #100171 to #100170 - cloverhand (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, please forgive me

Uh, I'd have to say Magikarp because I've never been bothered to get a Feebas but I'd like to
User avatar #100149 to #100124 - secretgiver (11/25/2013) [-]
why is red the color of the walk and the walk of the yellow but th green of the game and the grey of the companion but he does not a actual fuck.
tell me.
#100162 to #100149 - Absolute Madman (11/26/2013) [-]
gib mone
#100165 to #100163 - Absolute Madman (11/26/2013) [-]
pls

you can be my... secretgiver
#100169 to #100168 - Absolute Madman (11/26/2013) [-]
<3
#100133 to #100124 - Absolute Madman (11/25/2013) [-]
are u an archaeologist?
#100138 to #100136 - Absolute Madman (11/25/2013) [-]
good cuz I have a really large bone that needs 2 be examined
#100141 to #100138 - cloverhand (11/25/2013) [-]
It's from a Stegosaurus
#100271 to #100141 - unitedabominations (11/27/2013) [-]
This image has expired
This was perfect.
#100125 to #100124 - rplix ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Are you a boy or a girl?
User avatar #100127 to #100125 - cloverhand (11/25/2013) [-]
I'm a girl
#100128 to #100127 - rplix ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
That's right, you are a girl! Your own very Pokémon legend is about to unfold! Are you ready?
#100130 to #100129 - rplix ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Now, cloverhand. Inside those three Poké Balls are Pokémon. Which one will you choose for yourself?
#100131 to #100130 - cloverhand (11/25/2013) [-]
Can I pick Cyndaquil instead?
#100132 to #100131 - rplix ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Ah! Cyndaquil is your choice. You should raise it patiently.

This Pokémon is really quite energetic!

If a wild Pokémon appears, your Pokémon can battle it. With it at your side, you should be able to reach the next town.

Good luck on completing your Pokédex! I had too much fun with this haha
#100134 to #100132 - cloverhand (11/25/2013) [-]
I'm done

Thanks man, this is fun
User avatar #100137 to #100134 - rplix ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Hopefully you were less bored. Have a nice day!
User avatar #100142 to #100137 - cloverhand (11/25/2013) [-]
Definitely, thanks man, you too
User avatar #100117 - oborawatabinost (11/25/2013) [-]
Did anyone on here favorite that content that had lists of not-well-known but really good movies that everyone should watch? I didn't favorite and now I wish I did...
User avatar #100119 to #100118 - oborawatabinost (11/25/2013) [-]
Yup. Thanks.
#100111 - Absolute Madman (11/25/2013) [-]
i need money
#100112 to #100111 - Absolute Madman (11/25/2013) [-]
gib mone pls
#100114 to #100113 - Absolute Madman (11/25/2013) [-]
secretgiver pls
#100116 to #100115 - Absolute Madman (11/25/2013) [-]
tanks
User avatar #100159 to #100122 - deathtoafricans **User deleted account** (11/25/2013) [-]
Faggot nigger.
User avatar #100107 - finblob (11/25/2013) [-]
I've been on Funnyjunk for 4 months and i'm already level 245, is that good?
User avatar #100087 - dodomut (11/25/2013) [-]
i don't get the whole bait thing going on
User avatar #100105 to #100087 - wydell (11/25/2013) [-]
"bait" is purposely posted unpopular opinions that trolls use to get red thumbs and attention, with this whole "no consequence for red thumbs" thing, everybody's been trying to become a troll, very bad ones some
User avatar #100123 to #100105 - dodomut (11/25/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #100085 - rplix ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
I miss my cats more than my parents being away at college.
User avatar #100110 to #100085 - secretgiver (11/25/2013) [-]
awh what a cutie
#100086 to #100085 - secretgiver (11/25/2013) [-]
awh    
I also miss my pets after 1 day but not my parents
awh
I also miss my pets after 1 day but not my parents
User avatar #100088 to #100086 - rplix ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
I'm coming home tomorrow though, so I am happy
User avatar #100089 to #100088 - secretgiver (11/25/2013) [-]
awh hope your kitties will be waiting there for your hugs c:
User avatar #100090 to #100089 - rplix ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
I think one of my cats will be more happy than me because I am like the only person he likes to be with.
User avatar #100091 to #100090 - secretgiver (11/25/2013) [-]
awh das so q t
User avatar #100092 to #100091 - rplix ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Apparently he has been sleeping in my bed almost every night since I've been away.
User avatar #100093 to #100092 - secretgiver (11/25/2013) [-]
staph you make me cry
User avatar #100094 to #100093 - rplix ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Haha sorry. He also sleeps in the chair I would always sit in
User avatar #100095 to #100094 - secretgiver (11/25/2013) [-]
**secretgiver cries**
it is just to cute he must really love you
User avatar #100096 to #100095 - rplix ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Oh yeah for sure. I don't understand when people say that cats don't care about anyone.
User avatar #100097 to #100096 - secretgiver (11/25/2013) [-]
cuz they are douchebags
User avatar #100098 to #100097 - rplix ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
I do have one cat that is a bitch, but when you are alone with her she is loving.

It is all about how they are raised.
User avatar #100099 to #100098 - secretgiver (11/25/2013) [-]
im gonna sleep in your bed and chair now too :c
User avatar #100100 to #100099 - rplix ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Only cats allowed : >
User avatar #100101 to #100100 - secretgiver (11/25/2013) [-]
wow ok but im a cat :c
User avatar #100102 to #100101 - rplix ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Didn't know cats could speak english.
User avatar #100103 to #100102 - secretgiver (11/25/2013) [-]
only understand type and write actually
User avatar #100104 to #100103 - rplix ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Oh. Interesting. This is why cats are better than dogs.
User avatar #100106 to #100104 - secretgiver (11/25/2013) [-]
yush meow meow c:
#100109 to #100106 - rplix ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Found a picture of the kitty that likes my chair.
User avatar #100078 - notapancake (11/25/2013) [-]
**notapancake rolled a random comment #6787387 posted by nayytayisgod at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
:'c

Erp.
User avatar #100080 to #100079 - notapancake (11/25/2013) [-]
*roll image* Yeah pretty much.
#100081 to #100080 - notapancake (11/25/2013) [-]
**notapancake rolled a random image posted in comment #66 at poor sod ** This picturerolling thing is confusing
**notapancake rolled a random image posted in comment #66 at poor sod ** This picturerolling thing is confusing
#100074 - wizzerdofaus (11/25/2013) [-]
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