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#106170 - danzeebass **User deleted account**
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(02/15/2014) [-]
lol i remember when i took over this board   
   
btw guys its still my board   
   
dont go boiling your panties
lol i remember when i took over this board

btw guys its still my board

dont go boiling your panties
#106250 to #106170 - gmarrox
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(02/17/2014) [-]
You merely adopted this board. I was born into this board, molded by it.
#106275 to #106250 - danzeebass **User deleted account**
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(02/17/2014) [-]
yaddayaddayadda

there's nothing to be molded in here, its hardly even a board

it should just be called "Social Disgrace"
#106204 to #106170 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/16/2014) [-]
its not really something I'm super proud of but I've been lurking this board for like over a year and a half, birdss has been even longer than that

nigga u aint been anything
#106207 to #106204 - danzeebass **User deleted account**
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(02/16/2014) [-]
I come here once in a while, to claim this board as mine

and what is there to lurk? It's a board for social people, but filled with anti-social losers
#106209 to #106207 - TheseChocodiles
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(02/16/2014) [-]
okay bye
#106203 to #106170 - birdss
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(02/16/2014) [-]
You did?
Hm, can't remember, I suppose you werent that important nor interesting enough to remember that you did that shit.
#106210 to #106203 - danzeebass **User deleted account**
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(02/16/2014) [-]
#106175 to #106170 - legendaryhero
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Go post ferrets
#106176 to #106175 - danzeebass **User deleted account**
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(02/15/2014) [-]
#106171 to #106170 - infamoustrapper
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(02/15/2014) [-]
This is my board....
#106278 to #106171 - birdss
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(02/17/2014) [-]
ur body is my board xx
#106172 to #106171 - danzeebass **User deleted account**
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(02/15/2014) [-]
lol fuck off
#106166 - logickid ONLINE
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Family Guy   Peter is Hurt MRW I somehow got a little cut in my lip, never remember getting the cut it's just there and now it hurts alot.
#106168 to #106166 - jari
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Shut the fuck up.
#106182 to #106168 - logickid ONLINE
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(02/15/2014) [-]
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#106155 - skysailor
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(02/15/2014) [-]
I said I'd be back when I'm drunk.

I'm back. I'm drunkl'a and I ;love you all!!!!!!!111
#106195 to #106155 - skullnigga
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(02/16/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#106159 to #106155 - birdss
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Quit pretending
#106161 to #106159 - skysailor
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(02/15/2014) [-]
I wasn't. I'm a bit more sober now since I had started drinking somewhat early. I was having Bacardi spiced rum. Good stuff.
#106156 to #106155 - awesomerninjathing
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(02/15/2014) [-]
really?
#106158 to #106156 - skysailor
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Yes
#106154 - slashtrey
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#106149 - barrythehorse
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Finally back on Funnyjunk since September. Anything interesting happen whilst I've been gone?
#106151 to #106149 - megavoir
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(02/15/2014) [-]
megavoir signed up
admin hosts radio parties (his voice)
new boards
new rules for NSFW (shouldn't effect you)
phanact still a faggot
#106169 to #106151 - barrythehorse
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Thanks bro
#106185 to #106169 - megavoir
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(02/15/2014) [-]
<3
#106145 - ScottP
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Anyone here not doing anything this Valentine's Day?
#106157 to #106145 - anon
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(02/15/2014) [-]
not doing much, just ur mother
#106144 - awesomerninjathing
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(02/15/2014) [-]
any of yall wanna talk about my dick?

nevermind, that'll be a long story
#106199 to #106144 - chosenonex
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(02/16/2014) [-]
Wanna hear a joke about my vagina?

Oh wait, you'll never get it.
#106227 to #106199 - birdss
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(02/16/2014) [-]
Want to hear a joke about my penis?

Oh wait, it'll be too short.
#106134 - infamoustrapper
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(02/15/2014) [-]
k cubed
#106128 - skysailor
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Happy Valentines day people.
I'll see you again when I'm drunk with my date.
She's amazing. Smooth, fun. She's intense at first but you get used to her. She's spicy. Makes you feel really good.

It's a bottle of rum.
#106141 to #106128 - ScottP
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(02/15/2014) [-]
15 men and a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
#106146 to #106141 - skysailor
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Aye!
#106129 to #106128 - wox
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Bring me the alcohol
I am not sad about Valentine's day or anything, I just really need to not be able to walk
#106130 to #106129 - skysailor
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(02/15/2014) [-]
I would if I could. Why shouldn't you be able to walk?
#106131 to #106130 - wox
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(02/15/2014) [-]
I might walk over to this girl I know, but I need to stay far, far away.
I have not had rum in a long time. Hm. Enjoy.
#106132 to #106131 - skysailor
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Well, why shouldn't you go to her?
#106135 to #106132 - wox
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Because I am a fucking idiot
#106136 to #106135 - skysailor
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Dude, if you like her, go to her and tell her how you feel. It's fucking valentines day. Besides, even if things don't go well, you'll be embarrassed for a while and then it won't matter anymore.
#106137 to #106136 - wox
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(02/15/2014) [-]
You seem nice.
No, I do not like her. I just want to be friends with her. She likes me. I do not want to lead her on, like I have done before.
#106138 to #106137 - skysailor
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Ohhh

Yeah then definitely don't go. Coming over on Valentines day will definitely send the wrong message. Out of curiosity, have you ever thought about being with her?
#106139 to #106138 - wox
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Neh.
I am very ill schizophrenia , so I am never looking for a relationship with anyone anymore.
#106140 to #106139 - skysailor
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Then you've lost. Dude, everyone has obstacles. Some are mental, some physical, some external. We all have them though. It's life. We're meant to suffer, but not because life is a sick twisted fuck; it's because suffering makes us stronger. Now, I don't know much about schizophrenia, but I know about love.

If someone loves you, they won't let it stop them from loving you. That's why it's called love. It's unconditional, so don't bar yourself from love. If you do, it's not the schizophrenia that barred you from love, it's you. You're the one who makes the final decision. Don't let it bar you from the greatest thing on the fucking planet, don't let it control your life. It's your life, your path, your story and you're the one who fucking writes it.


I would talk to a doctor too though. They tend to be helpful.
#106124 - dehumanizer
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(02/14/2014) [-]
IN THE ZONE - OFFICIAL VIDEO (Auralnauts Extended Mix)

H-happy Valentine's day Funnyjunk...
#106121 - threadcreator
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(02/14/2014) [-]
flockdraw.com/4chan
please come draw with us Im desperate
#106110 - kaycie
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(02/14/2014) [-]
Woke up to the sound of my mom telling my sister to call 911
Started to wake up more when I heard her crying and saying he wasn't breathing and was blue.
My dad died of what they think is a heart attack in the middle of the night. My mom went to wake him up when he wasn't getting ready for work.
That's the worst. I couldn't prepare for him dying like if he had cancer or something. Its just..I woke up and he's dead..
I haven't cried yet. I started tearing up when my dog started crying and when my sister in law came over and hugged my crying sister.
This is the first time anyone or any pet has died in my family.
I don't know what I'm supposed to feel really. I'm sad, but I don't think its sunk in yet.
Hell never walk me down the isle or hold his gandkids.. I was the oldest daughter, I always wanted to be the firstof his kids to be married and have kids(before my sister)
Now I'll never even get the chance..
Happy Valentine's Day.


..wow, I've never even had a valentine. This is how I'll remember valentines day.
#106179 to #106110 - nigalthornberry
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Im in the same boat as you
Same exact thing happened
Brother?
#106160 to #106110 - birdss
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Seems everyone around me is dying. in this year.
Aye, if anything do whatever the fuck you want to, because before you know it, you're dead.
#106152 to #106110 - megavoir
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(02/15/2014) [-]
I can't even begin to imagine going through that.   
I'm here for you, buddy.
I can't even begin to imagine going through that.
I'm here for you, buddy.
#106147 to #106110 - samxdaxman
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Sorry for your loss. I've never lost someone as close as my father, but I've lost a few aunts and uncles and I know exactly how you feel. It didn't sink in for a while, but when it does, just know that you've got your family and friends, IRL and here.
#106142 to #106110 - awesomerninjathing
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(02/15/2014) [-]
I'm sorry for your loss :/
#106133 to #106110 - anon
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(02/15/2014) [-]
nsfw is a caring place. You should post there
#106127 to #106110 - skysailor
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(02/14/2014) [-]
I'm sorry for your loss.

I've dealt with death a couple times, and time will really help. The best thing you can do is immerse yourself into constructive hobbies or something you love doing. Stay active and remember him with a smile.
#106118 to #106110 - fuski
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(02/14/2014) [-]
That's horrible..
That's what I was like when my auntie died last month from cancer. I was closer to her than anyone else in my family. When she died, I didn't know what to feel.. I mean, sure, I was sad. But I couldn't bring myself to cry. I didn't even cry at her funeral. I felt terrible for it.

I haven't felt the pain of having someone as important as my mother or father die, so I can't relate to how you feel. But I'm sure it's awful. Things will get better with time though, I promise.

I can relate to that last part though. I've been valentineless my whole life. Top kek.
#106117 to #106110 - BrayBoy
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(02/14/2014) [-]
I'm sorry for your loss
#106109 - anon
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(02/14/2014) [-]
#106106 - confusedasian
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(02/14/2014) [-]
Hey everyone, I think I'm posting this on the right board. I don't really know. First time in one of these, but I think I went to the art board to post a few pictures a few years ago.   
   
Uh, but anyways I am an Asian American looking for Swedish, German, Polish, and/or a Japanese people that can help me learn more about each language respectively.   
   
Mainly looking for a Swedish, German, and Polish though. I can't really pay you considering I have no idea how that would work out.    
   
A tutor if you will. Right now I just have some dinky apps on my iPod, but I'd like to learn grammar and stuff. Make my own sentences, conversations, etc.   
   
I have no real reason to learn the languages other than I just want to speak it.   
   
Why do I want to learn these languages?   
-German: Sounds fun. That's literally my only reason. I think the German language sounds cool and funny. No offense.   
   
-Polish: I was told that Polish was part of the Slavik language and if I learn that it would be easier for me to understand Russian. I don't want to learn Russian, or Czeckian (I hope I spelt that right.), and looking at languages Polish seems closest to English.   
   
-Sweden: For those who have seen me around, you know and understand how prideful I am about my Asian and American heritage (I'm 100% of the South Eastern bloodline, but was born and raised in America.). How ever, if by some chance I wasn't Asian American, I'd prefer if I was Scandinavian. Mountains, snow, nice chilly climate (these are all just from assumptions, don't really know the place.), sounds like a nice place. Why Swedish instead of the others? No offense to the other Scandinavians, but Sweden looks relatively &quot;not scary&quot;. Norway is too metal for me, Finland drunks (again, I don't really know. Just assuming from what I've seen on the internet and the few people from Finland that confirm it.) are scary (I mean give them beer and they're fine,but take it away...Oh Lord.), Denmark is ehhhhhh (no offense, it just seems kind of boring.).
Hey everyone, I think I'm posting this on the right board. I don't really know. First time in one of these, but I think I went to the art board to post a few pictures a few years ago.

Uh, but anyways I am an Asian American looking for Swedish, German, Polish, and/or a Japanese people that can help me learn more about each language respectively.

Mainly looking for a Swedish, German, and Polish though. I can't really pay you considering I have no idea how that would work out.

A tutor if you will. Right now I just have some dinky apps on my iPod, but I'd like to learn grammar and stuff. Make my own sentences, conversations, etc.

I have no real reason to learn the languages other than I just want to speak it.

Why do I want to learn these languages?
-German: Sounds fun. That's literally my only reason. I think the German language sounds cool and funny. No offense.

-Polish: I was told that Polish was part of the Slavik language and if I learn that it would be easier for me to understand Russian. I don't want to learn Russian, or Czeckian (I hope I spelt that right.), and looking at languages Polish seems closest to English.

-Sweden: For those who have seen me around, you know and understand how prideful I am about my Asian and American heritage (I'm 100% of the South Eastern bloodline, but was born and raised in America.). How ever, if by some chance I wasn't Asian American, I'd prefer if I was Scandinavian. Mountains, snow, nice chilly climate (these are all just from assumptions, don't really know the place.), sounds like a nice place. Why Swedish instead of the others? No offense to the other Scandinavians, but Sweden looks relatively "not scary". Norway is too metal for me, Finland drunks (again, I don't really know. Just assuming from what I've seen on the internet and the few people from Finland that confirm it.) are scary (I mean give them beer and they're fine,but take it away...Oh Lord.), Denmark is ehhhhhh (no offense, it just seems kind of boring.).
#106120 to #106106 - ljxjlos
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(02/14/2014) [-]
German here, if you still need help.
#106122 to #106120 - confusedasian
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(02/14/2014) [-]
Ja, freut mich dich kennenzulernen.

I said that right, right? I was trying to say "Yeah, nice to see you.".
#106165 to #106122 - ljxjlos
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(02/15/2014) [-]
Exactly.
#106107 to #106106 - confusedasian
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(02/14/2014) [-]
Ran out of characters, but continuing.

And with Iceland, I see it like Denmark. No offense, just kind of boring.

-Japanese: Other than Chinese, I've heard that this was a pretty hard language. That's pretty much it. I just want to learn it for the challenge. I chose this one because it seemed the most practical, considering I'm surrounded by more Japanese than Chinese.
#106105 - themarineelite
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(02/14/2014) [-]
So other then going to random friends on facebook and saying BITCH I LOVE YOU, my Valentines is meh.
#106090 - infamoustrapper
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(02/14/2014) [-]
who wants to be my valentine?
#106095 to #106090 - dehnoobshow ONLINE
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(02/14/2014) [-]
#106123 to #106095 - misticalz
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(02/14/2014) [-]
lol rwby is shit
#106153 to #106123 - megavoir
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(02/15/2014) [-]
It's opening theme is good. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtMXnr293zU&list=WLoJnRHfAyvGS15xIkDn-vlbSS4I-NA8wC
Other than that, yeah, the "show" is horseshit.
#106125 to #106123 - dehnoobshow ONLINE
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(02/14/2014) [-]
Annoy at least one person: Mission accomplished.
Annoy at least one person: Mission accomplished.
#106087 - sorihisis
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(02/14/2014) [-]
kik any1?

lechunga
#106084 - anon
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(02/14/2014) [-]
I mean it in the most respectful way possible, but I don't think Black History Month should exist anymore. It's more of a problem than a help.
#106119 to #106084 - anon
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(02/14/2014) [-]
>it's more of a problem than a help

how is it a problem
#106078 - Metallicock
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(02/14/2014) [-]
I'm bored
#106055 - kawaiidesudesuu
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(02/14/2014) [-]
Hey, soldierfags nickname thread?
Ssgt. Sex-bang, may sound like I'm trying to be cool, but why I got it was one of the reasons I never drink anymore.
#106083 to #106055 - gmarrox
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(02/14/2014) [-]
Paddy McCunt
#106071 to #106055 - awesomerninjathing
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(02/14/2014) [-]
heh
explain
#106074 to #106071 - kawaiidesudesuu
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(02/14/2014) [-]
In japan, working with JSDF helping train snipers n shit Long day, gonna go party for a bit and get sum fuk
Really hot chick was hitting on me, They always go for soldiers. I'm talking 7-8/10 asian babe, not chesty goodluck finding a ton of chesty asians but legs of a goddess.
Take her to the hotel I was staying get things going, bj then about to go all the way...
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Still did it anyway, I was drunk and went to far to turn back. So thats how I found out I was 10% gay and eventually my nit found out. Thus Ssgt. Sex-bang.
#106094 to #106074 - birdss
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(02/14/2014) [-]
never trust asians.
#106092 to #106074 - awesomerninjathing
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(02/14/2014) [-]
wait I don't get it, bear trap?
#106100 to #106092 - kaarvaag
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(02/14/2014) [-]
A bear trap is a trap.
Aerosmith - Dude looks like a lady
Her mouth wasn't the only place she had a cock.

I think you get the picture
#106143 to #106100 - awesomerninjathing
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(02/15/2014) [-]
ooooooooooooooooooooooh