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User avatar #95357 - anonrandom (09/30/2013) [-]
I need to talk to someone, anyone available?
User avatar #95368 to #95357 - unncommon (09/30/2013) [-]
What's up bro? (:
User avatar #95475 to #95368 - anonrandom (10/01/2013) [-]
Just pretty lonely and unsatisfied. How's it going for you?
#95486 to #95475 - unncommon (10/01/2013) [-]
Uhh, not too much. I'm on the edge of my seat because all my players in Fantasy Football have played, and my cousin might pass me. What're you up to?
User avatar #95518 to #95486 - anonrandom (10/01/2013) [-]
Got to say I know less about fantasy football than actual football, but good luck! Hoping I can manage the work hours I've set up for myself tonight. 7th-14th I've got to be up at about 4:30 to go milking. Which I haven't done for several months. Will just have to skip the nightly Star Trek marathon I've been going through I guess.
User avatar #95520 to #95518 - unncommon (10/01/2013) [-]
You're a farmer? That's fucking awesome!
User avatar #95586 to #95520 - anonrandom (10/01/2013) [-]
I'm not, but I was taught how to milk so I can take advantage of living in a farming district. Done some other work helping with fencing and moving cows though.
User avatar #95588 to #95586 - unncommon (10/01/2013) [-]
Right on, growing up in the south and having grandparents that own a farm I can some-what relate (not all the way, they lost the farm before I was 13). But raw milk is the sweetest milk that I've ever tasted, it's fattening as hell though.
User avatar #95600 to #95588 - anonrandom (10/02/2013) [-]
Heh, my friends dad (also a farmer) likes to pump one cow into a test bucket, let it sit a short time, and scoop the top (and therefore creamiest) part of it into bottles for his cereal and such
User avatar #95519 to #95364 - anonrandom (10/01/2013) [-]
So, hello then
User avatar #95334 - mourningspawn (09/30/2013) [-]
Theres a social board now? Someone be social with me
User avatar #95896 to #95334 - aherorising (10/06/2013) [-]
first time I couldn't reply. I guess we hit the maximum responses or something.
what are your educational interests then? like what study d you wanna do or something
User avatar #95370 to #95334 - strangemoo (09/30/2013) [-]
Social social social. Social? Social social!
User avatar #95439 to #95370 - mourningspawn (09/30/2013) [-]
I appreciate the thoughtful words
User avatar #95353 to #95334 - birdss (09/30/2013) [-]
...The Social Board already exists for a year or so.
#95338 to #95334 - aherorising (09/30/2013) [-]
hi there   
welcome to the socially bored I guess
hi there

welcome to the socially bored I guess
User avatar #95438 to #95338 - mourningspawn (09/30/2013) [-]
Oh hello and thank you. Any etiquette i should know?
#95507 to #95438 - aherorising (10/01/2013) [-]
not that I'm aware of. so what social do you wanna do?
User avatar #95523 to #95507 - mourningspawn (10/01/2013) [-]
no idea, just want someone to talk to i guess.
#95530 to #95523 - aherorising (10/01/2013) [-]
fair enough. sooo what kinda stuff do you like?
fair enough. sooo what kinda stuff do you like?
User avatar #95533 to #95530 - mourningspawn (10/01/2013) [-]
hmmm metal. and creepypastas. and drawing. and kitties. you?
#95546 to #95533 - aherorising (10/01/2013) [-]
oh hey I forgot how much I loved creepypastas. drawing attempts I make end in abominations of art. I do play piano, like pianomusic / game/movie OSTs. anime/gaming etc. ever heard of touhou btw?

I do love artwork though, I just can't recreate it
User avatar #95596 to #95546 - mourningspawn (10/01/2013) [-]
Thats cool, i like gaming. And music, but the best multi-tasking ive ever done is drumming, piano never really fit me. I like anime in the art style and show references but i havent had a lot of time to watch many. I havent heard of touhou, what is that?
#95631 to #95596 - aherorising (10/02/2013) [-]
it's a pretty chaotic bullethell game. but I'm more into it's music. The guy who makes it doesn't copyright any soundtracks, which resulted in lots of people making their own arrangements based on them.    
game music OST: www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=BQLIaZUOnBU#t=122    
"SFX" arrangement: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDk6vr3_OMY    
classic/techno arrangement: www.youtube.com/watch?v=addvBQyiBtQ    
piano/synthesia (midi though) : www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=mtM5vxTtG8Q#t=42
it's a pretty chaotic bullethell game. but I'm more into it's music. The guy who makes it doesn't copyright any soundtracks, which resulted in lots of people making their own arrangements based on them.


game music OST: www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=BQLIaZUOnBU#t=122

"SFX" arrangement: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDk6vr3_OMY

classic/techno arrangement: www.youtube.com/watch?v=addvBQyiBtQ

piano/synthesia (midi though) : www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=mtM5vxTtG8Q#t=42
User avatar #95804 to #95631 - mourningspawn (10/05/2013) [-]
Those sound really neat. Sorry about the delay, i haven't been able to do much other than go to school and sleep.
#95837 to #95804 - aherorising (10/05/2013) [-]
yeah tell me about it pic related, pretty much my life
you also college?
User avatar #95851 to #95837 - mourningspawn (10/06/2013) [-]
Nah im only a junior in highschool. Best years of my life...
#95874 to #95851 - aherorising (10/06/2013) [-]
college first year was still relatively fun. I got waayy better grades with the same amount of work (sometimes even less. point was, it was all interesting and relevant, so I was working with stuff that interested me as well.). but now any spare time I have in the evening is spent by which I mean wasted  playing GTA to relax and put my mind at ease. any initial intention of sporting and drawing and hobbies have gone
college first year was still relatively fun. I got waayy better grades with the same amount of work (sometimes even less. point was, it was all interesting and relevant, so I was working with stuff that interested me as well.). but now any spare time I have in the evening is spent by which I mean wasted playing GTA to relax and put my mind at ease. any initial intention of sporting and drawing and hobbies have gone
User avatar #95880 to #95874 - mourningspawn (10/06/2013) [-]
Im sorry too much work drives me crazy so ive always been sort of an underachiever, doing the bare minimum to keep a decent grade and drawing/sleeping in classes. My sleep schedual is never regular, i either go to bed when i get home and wake up at 3am and stay up till i have school or i go to bed at 3 am. Lately ive been going to bed really early so i dont have time for anything at all. Im just so glad its the weekend and i dont have(fuck i just remembered i have homework) much to do, so i can do whatever. falling asleep at 8pm and waking up at 6:30 is still a drag though
#95889 to #95880 - aherorising (10/06/2013) [-]
I'm not blaming you! but sleep is pretty important though. I know from myself that I need a bare minimum of 6 hours of sleep to even remotely function and having add doesn't help much either . And besides, a regular sleep pattern (though it may take time to establish in your case :/ ) does work best I think. It's just your body and mind which'll be set in specific environments which are correlated to specific habits. For instance, whenever I study, I always wear the same sweater, and sit in a certain position. when I repeat it on any test, I remember a lot more. It's got to do with your mind which creates links between certain concepts and ideas you're handling and your environment.
User avatar #95890 to #95889 - mourningspawn (10/06/2013) [-]
Yeah i know, ive been struggling with sleep since i was little, gone to the doctors and everything. all i can do is make sure im getting enough sleep and food to not faint
#95891 to #95890 - aherorising (10/06/2013) [-]
sounds pretty serious aka "sucks , dude" and melatonin didn't work?
User avatar #95892 to #95891 - mourningspawn (10/06/2013) [-]
THats the thing, i dont like taking drugs. if it ever got really bad or i really needed it, id take it but for now id rather just deal with it on my own. I think my dad gave me some once but it didnt do anything
#95894 to #95892 - aherorising (10/06/2013) [-]
that's pretty strange. well melatonin is not really a drug like most medication. it actually is exactly the chemical compound which the body already naturally releases when it's time to sleep. Besides, it might be useful to establish a concrete sleeping pattern, after which you'll be able to lower the dosages right? they work for me just fine
User avatar #95895 to #95894 - mourningspawn (10/06/2013) [-]
Maybe. Im hoping the pattern im trying to establish now will work but it does sound like a good idea, thanks
User avatar #95333 - strangemoo (09/30/2013) [-]
I expected looking up porn of a fear would help me lose that fear.
I was wrong.
User avatar #95369 to #95333 - unncommon (09/30/2013) [-]
This made me laugh much harder than I should have...
User avatar #95332 - rplix (09/30/2013) [-]
So I have this card that gets me into the dining halls at my university.

I have a 7-day meal plan, my roommate has a 5-day meal plan.

So my roommate asks if he can use my card (which is against the rules) to get into the dining hall for free. While I am usually ok with this, he's done this 4 or 5 times now, he asked twice today. And so I basically told him no.

He gets really angry and says that I am selfish and stupid for not letting him use it and I try to explain that he is using me for free food. He then made it seem like it was my fault that he is hungry. It's not my fault that his parents won't pay for a 7-day meal plan and the fact that he spends all his money on drugs and shit instead of food.
#95339 to #95332 - shoryuken (09/30/2013) [-]
fuck him,  if anything he's selfish.    
This post actually got me angry at him because I know what it's like telling someone   
they can't borrow something I own. uggghhh just what a baby.
fuck him, if anything he's selfish.
This post actually got me angry at him because I know what it's like telling someone
they can't borrow something I own. uggghhh just what a baby.
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User avatar #95326 - unncommon (09/30/2013) [-]
Not too much activity...what's everyone up to?
User avatar #95354 to #95326 - birdss (09/30/2013) [-]
Calling the insurance, Converting my Bank account etc. etc.
User avatar #95361 to #95354 - unncommon (09/30/2013) [-]
I keep calling Navy Federal every hour hoping that money still magically appear in my account...hasn't worked so far.
User avatar #95363 to #95361 - birdss (09/30/2013) [-]
Shit, Sue them. You can do it, since you're american.
I need to find me a job, so yeah that's what im looking for now.
User avatar #95335 to #95326 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/30/2013) [-]
putting off homework as long as possible. my usual reason for being on FJ.
User avatar #95359 to #95335 - unncommon (09/30/2013) [-]
I can't judge because I do the exact same thing...
User avatar #95330 to #95326 - therealbrianna (09/30/2013) [-]
math homework
User avatar #95358 to #95330 - unncommon (09/30/2013) [-]
That sucks, which Math are you in?
User avatar #95360 to #95329 - unncommon (09/30/2013) [-]
Sleeping...AND TYPING? I'm going to have to run further analysis on this...
#95310 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
I know what you are all planning...

User avatar #95319 to #95310 - percioz (09/29/2013) [-]
God be damned if we made online friends.
#95323 to #95319 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
They don't want us to, they're watching and waiting, always orchestrating.
User avatar #95324 to #95323 - percioz (09/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #95317 to #95310 - DCat (09/29/2013) [-]
Shh... don't tell anyone
#95318 to #95317 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
I shall not   
They're watching me
I shall not

They're watching me
User avatar #95320 to #95318 - DCat (09/29/2013) [-]
They'll kill us both if you do
#95322 to #95320 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
I'm trying to play it cool, they're on to me
#95325 to #95322 - DCat (09/30/2013) [-]
Don't talk about it
#95595 to #95325 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if this will get to you on time, but I've been discovered, they, I, know too much. Don't let them drag you down.
I'm not sure if this will get to you on time, but I've been discovered, they, I, know too much. Don't let them drag you down.
User avatar #95285 - kimkve (09/29/2013) [-]
Going in the army tomorrow.. lets hope my hitbox is better there than ingame...
User avatar #95292 to #95285 - percioz (09/29/2013) [-]
>implying you will be in any danger as a recruit in Norway
User avatar #95300 to #95292 - kimkve (09/29/2013) [-]
Yeah.. i heard those cardboard targets may be really dangerous..

(Du som bor det borte i østen... må man bestille billett til elverumekspressen eller holder det med å bare møte opp?)
User avatar #95312 to #95300 - percioz (09/29/2013) [-]
Jeg vet ikke sorry, men jeg trenger ikke å bry meg siden jeg ikke får lov til å dra til millitæret.
User avatar #95280 - bluzzerstream (09/29/2013) [-]
Does anyone have any halloween costume ideas that aren't too expensive but still look good. I was thinking about going as Zoro from One Piece but It's only good it I have the katanas and I don't know how the swedish law looks at that.
User avatar #95295 to #95280 - percioz (09/29/2013) [-]
It's simple, pinstriped suit or white shirt, black pants and a long coat. Either wear a hat or slicked back hair. It's so easy. I did that last halloween because I couldn't afford a proper costume, so I just dug up a old coat I used to wear.
User avatar #95299 to #95295 - bluzzerstream (09/29/2013) [-]
Well that's kind of how I always dress...

Jk but I actually have a small budget and some time so I want to do something more fun
User avatar #95307 to #95299 - percioz (09/29/2013) [-]
Well at the top of my mind here's some cheap/simple solutions:
-With a group of friends agree on wearing togas
-Old man (Hairspray color thingy w/ grey color, suspenders, pants too high up, socks visible, tucked in shirt, glasses)
-Ninja (Tends to be very cheap, katanas not needed, get nunchucks they don't tend to cut)
-Mummy (I mean, come on, that's cheap and not a lot of people think of it anymore)
-Zombie (Basic face painting you can pull off yourself)
- Spread nutella on face, buy afro and watermelons
User avatar #95311 to #95307 - bluzzerstream (09/29/2013) [-]
The last one will attract some real bitches but maybe too many. I do actually have a pair of nunchucks so I will think about it.
User avatar #95313 to #95311 - percioz (09/29/2013) [-]
My friend did the last one to my 10th birthday party and he didn't realize it was offensive.
User avatar #95315 to #95313 - bluzzerstream (09/29/2013) [-]
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I think I've found my costume. I'll go around with a belt of nutella cans and a spoon to feed everyone.
User avatar #95316 to #95315 - percioz (09/29/2013) [-]
+1 if thats you and you own it
+1 if you make an ammo belt like they use in war movies from shoulder to waist with nutella cans over one shoulder and plastic spoons over the other.
User avatar #95336 to #95316 - bluzzerstream (09/30/2013) [-]
I'll have to disapoint you, that's not me but it will be. I will be the Nutella soldier, the brown knight!
User avatar #95286 to #95280 - ljxjlos ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
Also, it´s probably not too good walking around with Katanas if you´re drinking. Just a tip. Zoro can do so, normal people...meh, I dunno.
User avatar #95289 to #95286 - bluzzerstream (09/29/2013) [-]
I know, also I don't really want to wake up without them so it's kind of out of the question...
User avatar #95290 to #95289 - ljxjlos ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
Yeh, that You wouldn´t want to wake up with less Katanas. Or less limbs. Everything could happen.
User avatar #95291 to #95290 - bluzzerstream (09/29/2013) [-]
Or a scar across my chest. Though that would be kind of badass
User avatar #95293 to #95291 - ljxjlos ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
I dunno, if you cut yourself while costumed and drunk it isn´t half as cool as getting cut by the worlds best swordsman. But that´s just my opinion.

Also, Manga-related costumes tend to scare girls off. Or at least I think so.
User avatar #95297 to #95293 - bluzzerstream (09/29/2013) [-]
You have a point. I know, I don't want to explain to everyone who I am either.. Since I bet half the people there don't know who Zoro is
User avatar #95298 to #95297 - ljxjlos ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
Yeh, that´s always a risk. I think Anime/Manga still is one of these hobbies you don´t talk about when you want to meet new people. Later, if you know them, yes, but right of the bat? not too good.
User avatar #95302 to #95298 - bluzzerstream (09/29/2013) [-]
Yeah so you're always really happy when you find out people you know like it
User avatar #95304 to #95302 - ljxjlos ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
yeh. luckily I´m friends with a shitton of nerds, so i already have people with the same interests around.D
User avatar #95308 to #95304 - bluzzerstream (09/29/2013) [-]
I have this friend in art-class (out of school) who I talk to alot about it but he will quit next summer so I will kind of lose contact with him. Feels kinda sad but I'm gonna enjoy this last year with him
User avatar #95309 to #95308 - ljxjlos ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
Doesn´t mean you have to loose contact. I mean, 50% of my friends go to other schools/Universities/work elsewere, live elsewere and we still have close contact.
User avatar #95314 to #95309 - bluzzerstream (09/29/2013) [-]
Ofcourse I can talk to him on facebook but my art'class isn't very fun. The main reason I go is because I can spend two hours talking about manga and anime hahahah And he will probably move somewhere else.
BUT I just started highschool and I'll probably meet more people who likes it
User avatar #95283 to #95280 - kingofdogs (09/29/2013) [-]
Slutty nurse?
#95284 to #95283 - bluzzerstream (09/29/2013) [-]
Good idea......
User avatar #95287 to #95284 - kingofdogs (09/29/2013) [-]
Not slutty enough, lose the pants...
User avatar #95264 - mizzdepp ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
Uhh.. I've never seen this place before !
User avatar #95266 to #95264 - aherorising (09/29/2013) [-]
ehm... okay. thanks for sharing
User avatar #95267 to #95266 - kingofdogs (09/29/2013) [-]

The mountain gods are angry, you have angered the mountain gods...
#95269 to #95268 - kingofdogs (09/29/2013) [-]
You will suffer...
#95270 to #95269 - aherorising (09/29/2013) [-]
I'm already listening to you, what more could I suffer?
I'm already listening to you, what more could I suffer?
#95276 to #95272 - aherorising (09/29/2013) [-]
once again: wat
once again: wat
#95277 to #95276 - kingofdogs (09/29/2013) [-]
Just going through my reaction images, the above was appropriate.
Just going through my reaction images, the above was appropriate.
#95278 to #95277 - aherorising (09/29/2013) [-]
well this is a fun one
well this is a fun one
User avatar #95279 to #95278 - kingofdogs (09/29/2013) [-]
That's not his glasses... Or is it a her?
#95281 to #95279 - aherorising (09/29/2013) [-]
hell if I know. I'm gonna go to bed anyways
hell if I know. I'm gonna go to bed anyways
User avatar #95282 to #95281 - kingofdogs (09/29/2013) [-]
*Directed by Michael Bay*
User avatar #95262 - kingofdogs (09/29/2013) [-]
jegstalkerdig mizzdepp vsyren...
User avatar #95331 to #95262 - jegstalkerdig (09/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #95341 to #95331 - kingofdogs (09/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #95342 to #95341 - jegstalkerdig (09/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #95343 to #95342 - kingofdogs (09/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #95344 to #95343 - jegstalkerdig (09/30/2013) [-]
It's fine, 35 minutes to go
User avatar #95345 to #95344 - kingofdogs (09/30/2013) [-]
35 minutes until your lesson is over, or 35 minutes until school is over?
User avatar #95346 to #95345 - jegstalkerdig (09/30/2013) [-]
Until school is over and I only need to meet up to class again thursday. So school is not that bad
User avatar #95347 to #95346 - kingofdogs (09/30/2013) [-]
Jesus christ, we have school from eight am to three pm, sometimes even 4 pm, why is it that you have so fucking little school?
User avatar #95348 to #95347 - jegstalkerdig (09/30/2013) [-]
OKÆ, gider ikke skrive engelsk længere... Men hvad klasse er du da i? Vi har bare virtuelle moduler fordi at lærerne enten er på kursus eller studietur med 3.g'erne :b
User avatar #95349 to #95348 - kingofdogs (09/30/2013) [-]
Er i niende klasse, men hvis det er sådan, det hænger sammen, ser jeg da frem til, at starte gymnasiet...
User avatar #95350 to #95349 - jegstalkerdig (09/30/2013) [-]
Uha ja, glæd dig til old, naturgeografi og alle de andre lækre fag! jeg mener det ironisk
User avatar #95351 to #95350 - kingofdogs (09/30/2013) [-]
Jeg boycotter skole, sådan er det, jeg vil bare tære på skattesystemet, går på kontanthjælp så snart jeg slutter skole xD
User avatar #95352 to #95351 - jegstalkerdig (09/30/2013) [-]
En meget vis beslutning, jeg tror den vil bringe dig masser af glæde og rigdom!!
User avatar #95355 to #95352 - kingofdogs (09/30/2013) [-]
Jeg vil faktisk gerne være hjernekirug/forsker....
User avatar #95362 to #95355 - jegstalkerdig (09/30/2013) [-]
hvor fint
User avatar #95263 to #95262 - mizzdepp ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
haha .. så jeg har fået mit en stalker.. det er nyt
.. HEJ
User avatar #95265 to #95263 - kingofdogs (09/29/2013) [-]
Jegstalkerdig er et navn, men alt kan arrangeres.

User avatar #95273 to #95265 - mizzdepp ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
nå.. kan jeg da godt se nu.
men det så underligt ud som besked
"jeg stalker dig Mizzdep..." you see
User avatar #95274 to #95273 - kingofdogs (09/29/2013) [-]
Det har jeg gjort lidt nu, tbh... Men du fristede mig...
User avatar #95275 to #95274 - mizzdepp ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
fair nok
User avatar #95288 to #95275 - kimkve (09/29/2013) [-]
woho! scandinavian post. Alt vell?
User avatar #95294 to #95288 - mizzdepp ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
alt er super dejligt
User avatar #95301 to #95294 - kimkve (09/29/2013) [-]
Pakker ferdig så til sengs! lang dag i morgen.
User avatar #95303 to #95301 - mizzdepp ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
hva' da?
User avatar #95305 to #95303 - kimkve (09/29/2013) [-]
Første dag som norsk soldat. Papers to sign, equipment to get.
User avatar #95306 to #95305 - mizzdepp ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
uhh sound cool.
Held og lykke
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User avatar #95259 to #95258 - percioz (09/29/2013) [-]
lets not send dick pictures to eachother
User avatar #95260 to #95259 - vsyren (09/29/2013) [-]
yeah, i would really appreciate that!
User avatar #95261 to #95260 - percioz (09/29/2013) [-]
So I will not add you, I will not send a picture of my dick, and I will not masturbate to the thought of you seeing it.
User avatar #95340 to #95261 - vsyren (09/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #95246 - strangemoo (09/29/2013) [-]
All this Deja Vu I've been having lately is starting to creep me out.
User avatar #95271 to #95246 - aherorising (09/29/2013) [-]
#95247 to #95246 - percioz (09/29/2013) [-]
You know, instead of saying that, you could tell us what Deja Vu you have been experiencing.
User avatar #95248 to #95247 - strangemoo (09/29/2013) [-]
I could've done that.
It's been things like one week I'll be thinking of something, and all of a sudden next week I'm seeing it in the exact same setting that I thought of it in. Or it's the other way around. I don't fucking know anymore!
User avatar #95249 to #95248 - percioz (09/29/2013) [-]
Your mind can play tricks on you when it comes to shit like this. Your inner-consciousness can know where you'll be the next day or two, make you think lightly on it, then when you're there it's a sudden realization of fuckery, because you knew you'd be there, but you didn't expect it to be so similiar.
Next time you daze off into a Deja Vu phase try to remember faces if you can see them, because basically thats next to impossible. If you do, well hey, you're kind of a psychic.
User avatar #95226 - cupcakecrusader (09/29/2013) [-]
>Sunday night
"Shit man! I am so motivated for this week, I'm going to do ALL the things! And it's going to be awesome! This is the week where everything changes! This is going to be THE week where everything goes right! Done all the prep work, now a good night sleep and we can get started!"
>7:55 AM Monday morning
"...one more dungeon and I'll put the laptop away and have a shower"
>8:40 AM
"...shit I'm going to be late for work...fuck..."
User avatar #95182 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
anyone know good movie site?
User avatar #95200 to #95182 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
tubeplus.me is where I go most of the time.
If not, google always knows a place.
User avatar #95178 - alstorp (09/29/2013) [-]
So my best friend is out drinking and partying heavy for the first time in her life without even saying a word to me about it. She's not responding on anything, and i heard it's in a pretty shady place. Gonna get raped for sure.

I'm fucking worried sick and i don't even know what the fuck to do. Can't sleep because of it too... Fuck...

So how are you spending your saturday night?
User avatar #95205 to #95178 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/29/2013) [-]
Been drinking since noon, it's now 11 pm.
Went to my college's football game and got home about an hour ago.
Looking for something to do now, not ready for bed yet.
User avatar #95204 to #95178 - davvi (09/29/2013) [-]
hey i was out in a shady place and got raped after.. weird coincidence
User avatar #95225 to #95204 - doublicious (09/29/2013) [-]
How was it?
User avatar #95230 to #95225 - davvi (09/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #95221 to #95204 - alstorp (09/29/2013) [-]
Now i feel way better...
User avatar #95202 to #95178 - TheseChocodiles (09/29/2013) [-]
Went to an 18th party it was good craic, walked to an after party with these two 30 year olds, they got in the biggest fucking argument because the woman couldnt walk in her shoes.
it was very awkward and i was very much playing the part of the spare dick
got back to the party and me and my friend spent the rest of the night lying on the bed having a bitch

so yep good
User avatar #95181 to #95178 - srskate (09/29/2013) [-]
Go get her.
User avatar #95183 to #95181 - alstorp (09/29/2013) [-]
I don't even know where she is. That's part of what's freaking me out.
User avatar #95185 to #95183 - srskate (09/29/2013) [-]
she has other friends, see if they know
User avatar #95186 to #95185 - alstorp (09/29/2013) [-]
Most are asleep, some doesn't know where, others didn't know it was happening at all.
User avatar #95193 to #95186 - srskate (09/29/2013) [-]
I ask because I got a strategy for if you are
User avatar #95220 to #95193 - alstorp (09/29/2013) [-]
I managed to get some sleep. Now i'm just playing the waiting game.
User avatar #95231 to #95220 - srskate (09/29/2013) [-]
Keep me posted. I am now emotionally invested in this.
User avatar #95232 to #95231 - alstorp (09/29/2013) [-]
Will do
User avatar #95188 to #95186 - srskate (09/29/2013) [-]
you in college?
User avatar #95179 to #95178 - ariscorp (09/29/2013) [-]
playing league and listening to 2pac
#95168 - mangostormlegend (09/28/2013) [-]
Frozen is what happens when Pixar employees play too much Skyrim
User avatar #95167 - haydn (09/28/2013) [-]
So I got beat up last night and had my head stomped on repeatedly about 50 times (No joke) and he then proceeded to strangle me for a bit, genuinely thought I was gonna choke out. Fucking well sore. Anything similar happened to anyone? Did you get revenge? I have no idea who it was so I doubt I'm gonna get revenge. (He got me from behind with a bitch punch)
User avatar #95296 to #95167 - kimkve (09/29/2013) [-]
I live in a small place with approx 7k people... one night when i was walking home a guy hit and kicked me and robbed me for 500NOK... long story short... i got 100NOK back that night, 500NOK back after the court and he got 11month in prison... i knew the guy who did it but he was to high on drugs to understand that he shouldn't fuck with me...
User avatar #95201 to #95167 - tonyredgrave (09/29/2013) [-]
Some guy tried to kick my ass so I broke his leg and made him eat dog poo.
User avatar #95191 to #95167 - shoryuken (09/29/2013) [-]
where are you from again?
User avatar #95196 to #95191 - shoryuken (09/29/2013) [-]
nevermind, Manchester that would explain a lot
User avatar #95198 to #95196 - haydn (09/29/2013) [-]
ahahah fuck you!
User avatar #95170 to #95167 - ljxjlos ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
I once got into a fight with 3 guys for the info, it was justified. I´m not saying I´ve never been in an unjustified fight or that I´m a very peaceful person, but this time, it was justified. They were harrasing a girl alone at night and it was clearly their intention to go further I actually managed to get two of them down for the count but the third one hit me over the head from behind. Afterwards all 3 of them stomped on me, spit on me, etc until they heard police sireens. (Luckily, that didn´t take to long, obviously one of the persons who I thought walked by without helping called the police beforehand). I too had to run, sadly because I was smoking at this evening and didn´t want to meet the police. Well, I didn´t really get my revenge, but at least I found out (my mother works at the city-administration) that the girl was 100% okay and 2 of the 3 were found out because even later that night, they were found throwing in windows with brickstones. Obviously they´ve had trouble with the police beforehand. One of them lost 4 teeth. Hopefully by me, but sadly I can´t be sure.

In the aftermath, I´m happy that I could help the girl, but it still was a pretty damn shitty experience. I hope you get your revenge!
User avatar #95171 to #95170 - haydn (09/29/2013) [-]
Good on you man, nice to hear shit like that! I was being a bit of a dick i admit, i was very drunk. But to stomp someones head into a kerb and strangle them to the point they're not breathing for a while is just psychotic imo. I don't care about the lad I had a fight with, I just want my revenge on the cunt who basically tried to kill me.
User avatar #95172 to #95171 - ljxjlos ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
Yeh, everybody can be shit while drunk. I´m not saying it´s okay, but overreacting doesn´t make it better. And even if I have absolutely no problem with fighting - you stop when someones on the ground and you NEVER strangle anybody if it´s not about live and death. It´s just not okay. Sadly, the people who are around actually looking for a fight don´t give a shit about this kind of "rules"
User avatar #95173 to #95172 - haydn (09/29/2013) [-]
Precisely, I'd never hit someone whilst they were down. The whole thing was completely cowardly, ran up from behind me, sucker punched me, stomped my head and strangled. I didn't stand a chance.
User avatar #95174 to #95173 - ljxjlos ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
I had some similar experiences. I was the aim for all the punks in my town because I told the "leader" that he was a fucking asshole. My early teenage years were hell what this shit is concerned.
User avatar #95175 to #95174 - haydn (09/29/2013) [-]
Fucking horrible isn't it, I've had a few fights but never in my life has anything as bad as this happened. I've been fuming since.
User avatar #95219 to #95175 - ljxjlos ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
Only understandable. Just hope you´ll get back on him.
User avatar #95141 - unncommon (09/28/2013) [-]
So while my ex and I were dating when ever she would cuddle up with me she always commented on how she fucking loves my smell (pheromones I suppose). So after she broke my fucking heart I decided that I wanted to get revenge.
I'm pretty good friends with a few of her friends, so between the couple of us I came up with a plan to make them smell like me and to put me back on her mind, and I'd take it from there (they agreed because everyone thought what she did to be was fucked up beyond belief). So I bought all of them the soap that I use (I use natural soap, so this shit was fucking expensive) and they used it and after a while she hit me up and asked me why we don't talk anymore. I hardly replied.
So I talked my friends into wearing some of my dirty clothes and getting as close to this girl so that way she'd get a big wiff of all that is Allex.
This idea might sound far-fetched, but it fucking worked. She calls me up one night at like 3 and told me that she's been up crying, thinking about me. So after she got it all off her chest I told her like she told me when I begged for her back.
"You know...I love you...but there's no way we can work this out." and hung up the phone.
Now she's been posting gay ass Facebook statuses or what ever for a couple weeks now.

So does this make me an ass hole or...?
#95210 to #95141 - percioz (09/29/2013) [-]
A+, you passed.
A+, you passed.
User avatar #95203 to #95141 - TheseChocodiles (09/29/2013) [-]
lol brilliant
User avatar #95197 to #95141 - shoryuken (09/29/2013) [-]
aha brilliant !
comment on her fb posts?
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User avatar #95187 to #95141 - srskate (09/29/2013) [-]
theres no way to tell whether or not she'd try to get you back if you didn't enact this scheme.
regardless, thats some master level plotting there, friend.
User avatar #95169 to #95141 - OptimusRhyme (09/28/2013) [-]
that's genius.... damn dude. terrible, but genius as fuck
User avatar #95163 to #95141 - hydromatic (09/28/2013) [-]
You may be an asshole but you're an awesome asshole.
User avatar #95153 to #95141 - anonmos (09/28/2013) [-]
I want to say that it was a cunt move, but damn that's clever.
User avatar #95147 to #95141 - ariscorp (09/28/2013) [-]
Yes it does, very hambone thing to do.
User avatar #95150 to #95147 - ariscorp (09/28/2013) [-]
p.s. revenge is for butthurt people, you shouldn't have gave so much shit about a cunt who broke your heart. just my 2cents
User avatar #95227 to #95150 - TheseChocodiles (09/29/2013) [-]
but its fun
User avatar #95146 to #95141 - dusters (09/28/2013) [-]
When I read the first sentence I was expecting a shit story but it's actually v good.

Doesn't make you an asshole at all if she really fucked you over in an horrid way besides you didn't do anything actually dickish. You just made her want you back and rejected her the same way she rejected you. It was pretty justified and harmless. She's just sad and will get over it so it's all good.

Well, that's the way I see it.

That was very well thought plan, I enjoyed that story lol.
User avatar #95148 to #95146 - unncommon (09/28/2013) [-]
Glad that I could write something entertaining
You still that sexalicious frog that I remember?
You do remember me...right?
User avatar #95149 to #95148 - dusters (09/28/2013) [-]
Pretty rare on this board, I barely ever reply to threads but again I never start any of them so I can't really say anything.

Anyway, I do remember you and yes I guess I still am!!
User avatar #95143 to #95142 - unncommon (09/28/2013) [-]
Oh hey birdss, it's been like 42 years, you remember me?
User avatar #95144 to #95143 - birdss (09/28/2013) [-]
Ofcourse I remember you, Why would I even forget you you gaylord!!

ps; i still love ya and miss ya xx
User avatar #95145 to #95144 - unncommon (09/28/2013) [-]
Ohh you <3 I'll come into the tinychat sometime and we can have camgasms together.
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