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#107032 - evilhomer
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Considering what is going on in Ukraine we might have a WW3 or Cold War 2 very soon. How do you guys feel about this situation? I though that in my lifetime I would not witness such a thing but now it is a real possibility.
Considering what is going on in Ukraine we might have a WW3 or Cold War 2 very soon. How do you guys feel about this situation? I though that in my lifetime I would not witness such a thing but now it is a real possibility.
User avatar #107098 to #107032 - teoberry
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>he thinks world war 3 will happen
#107074 to #107032 - mikasackerman
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I think this whole situation might just end up with Putin getting killed,Another cold war happening in that specific region,and us Amerifats just wanting to get in the freedom chase..
I think this whole situation might just end up with Putin getting killed,Another cold war happening in that specific region,and us Amerifats just wanting to get in the freedom chase..
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#107041 to #107040 - evilhomer
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I agree. Both Ukraine and Russia are battle ready as according to the latest news. Shit might hit the fan as soon as today.
I agree. Both Ukraine and Russia are battle ready as according to the latest news. Shit might hit the fan as soon as today.
#107043 to #107041 - anon id: b97842b8
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Can someone give me a timeline or explanation as to how this came about? I don't watch the news so please start from the beginning. -Jesteranon
User avatar #107054 to #107043 - evilhomer
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I followed the situation vaguely but got involved more recently so sorry if there are incorrections.
Ukraine wanted to get more politically affiliated EU and other western countries but the ex-president Victor Yanukovich quite blatantly disregarded it and was pro-russia Basically he wanted Russia to be on his countries side . The Ukrainian people started protesting and it escalated from peaceful to aggressive in about a couple of month. Victor Yanukovich left his post and the new pro-western government was set. But all the fuss is about the region of Crimea who is Ukraine's autonomy. Most of it's people there are pro-russian and don't recognize the new government. Russia wants to deploy its troops to the region to ensure "safety of it's people from the bandit government" or so they claim. USA stated that they will protect the best interest of Ukraine. Both Ukraine and Russia are battle ready. The possibility of a civil war is quite real. But what is more concerning that because USA would help out the pro-western side of the frontier and Russia would help the pro-russian. It would almost mean Cold war 2. But because USA has NATO on it's side that would mean that it would have up to 28 counties as allies against Russia. You can put the puzzle pieces together to figure out what would happen next.
User avatar #107061 to #107054 - Mortuus
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Budapeset Memorandum 1994 - The US and the UK are bound to assist Ukraine, militarily.
User avatar #107085 to #107061 - evilhomer
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Exactly. But Russia is against the current pro-western government so that would mean a clash between US, UK and Russia.
User avatar #107093 to #107085 - Mortuus
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Yep. I hope we find a way to help without supplying direct military aid.
User avatar #107039 to #107032 - jari
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Meh, A 3rd world war would be over in an hour or so and everyone will be dead. The End
#107036 to #107032 - dehumanizer
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why are you woried?

Dying is easy, it's living that's hard!
User avatar #107037 to #107036 - evilhomer
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If there were a war of some sorts it would possibly include intervention from UN, NATO and try to stabilize the situation which would cost many lives. I might be over-thinking things but my country Lithuania has first hand experience in how Russia is terrifyingly retarded. I wouldn't like to see the situation escalate into something worse than it is now.
dying is easy, living is that's hard! 3edgy5me
#107038 to #107037 - dehumanizer
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User avatar #107034 to #107032 - misticalz
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I don't think a 3rd world war would happen.
We have the Geneva convention, and the UN now.
But you never know, Russia is fucking retarded. They could attack even though almost the whole world is against them.
#107042 to #107034 - anon id: b97842b8
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Retarded or militaristic expansionists with no care for human life? That's the real question.
User avatar #107035 to #107034 - evilhomer
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I also think that starting something would be a retarded move because of that. But the pace things are escalating is frankly not looking to good.
User avatar #107033 to #107032 - TheseChocodiles
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There will 100% be no world war 3.
#107024 - anon id: 44816c64
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what happened to my meth? where'd he go?
#107020 - fjmovienight
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User avatar #107012 - jinjo
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Any white people (Though, other races certainly not excluded) wanna snapchat me? RMartineau
User avatar #107023 to #107012 - teoberry
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awesomrninjathing does

his sc is theodore214. be warned, he sends nudes and expects nudes back
User avatar #107022 to #107012 - awesomerninjathing
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teoberry does

his sc is gentlenegro
User avatar #107013 to #107012 - badmotorfinger
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why not just ask "anyone wanna snapchat me"
User avatar #107014 to #107013 - jinjo
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Because making it racial is way more fun.

But yes that is what I'm saying.
User avatar #107015 to #107014 - mexicandudeinsd
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(03/01/2014) [-]
oh lawd X)
am i white enough for you?
User avatar #107016 to #107015 - jinjo
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Probably
#107017 to #107016 - mexicandudeinsd
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my tan :3
User avatar #107018 to #107017 - jinjo
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defs white enough
User avatar #107019 to #107018 - mexicandudeinsd
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3 ks a day keeps the minorities away X) imthe last of the mehicans
User avatar #107011 - takeoffthathat
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#107008 - kaarvaag
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User avatar #107009 to #107008 - DCat
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inb4 ban
#107006 - awkwardjew
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So when we fuckin?
#107007 to #107006 - anon id: 44816c64
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after you buy me that... chocolate buttplug
User avatar #107004 - fjmovienight
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fj movie night tonight 10 pm gmt www.ustream.tv/channel/fjmovienight
#106999 - dingdongsingsong
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Guys i'm depressed..
User avatar #107002 to #106999 - Dwarf
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I'm just playing. What's up, hawt dawg?
User avatar #107025 to #107002 - dingdongsingsong
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Yesterday was my one year 1 year anniversary with my asshole of a boyfriend and he didn't even so much as message me till 8 pm at night and by that time i was so done and cried and shit hurt and all but i still didn't have the strength to leave him.
his excuse was that his mom took his phone because of O'levels and tuition's and all.
User avatar #107031 to #107025 - Timmietim
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(03/01/2014) [-]
toplel
User avatar #107530 to #107031 - dingdongsingsong
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haaaay bby
User avatar #107026 to #107025 - dusters
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You make me angry. I hope you're not serious.
User avatar #107027 to #107026 - dingdongsingsong
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what did i do :c ?
User avatar #107028 to #107027 - dusters
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Are you really depressed over something so fucking trivial?

I get being bummed out about gay shit, but wow. This has literally no consequences, nothing bad can come out of it, it's not even that important at all. You're making yourself depressed over stupid shit and that just kills me.

I don't understand people like you. Why don't you just tell him "it's okay, we'll just make up for it another day" and stop giving a shit. Why do you make it such a big thing?

I understand that being a teen and all makes anyone retarded, I've been there, but jeez.
User avatar #107029 to #107028 - dingdongsingsong
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i was just upset but okay..
But you're right
i'm overreacting.
As for you i hope things get better in your life and everything surrounding it.
Thank you you did really help.
User avatar #107030 to #107029 - dusters
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"I'm depressed" yes upset, alright.

My life is quite amazing atm, thank you! Probably because I don't look to create problems in it like you do.

You're welcome, cunt <3
User avatar #107059 to #107030 - TheseChocodiles
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please stick ur dick in me
User avatar #107087 to #107059 - dusters
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okay
User avatar #107142 to #107087 - TheseChocodiles
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I have to say I was very drunk when I wrote this and I think I genuinely thought it would be a quite a funny thing to say but looking at it sober its a bit weird and im sorry that I have caused you the stress
User avatar #107141 to #107087 - TheseChocodiles
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thanks a bunch
User avatar #107143 to #107141 - dusters
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it's ok to want to fuck me, no judging
User avatar #107188 to #107143 - TheseChocodiles
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the heart wants what it wants
User avatar #107001 to #106999 - Dwarf
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we do not give a fuck
#106992 - indulge
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After years of anon-lurking I finally made an account.   
   
Gosh I don't feel any different...
After years of anon-lurking I finally made an account.

Gosh I don't feel any different...
User avatar #107010 to #106992 - medewu
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I guess you get to indulge in all the greatness of having an account.
User avatar #106997 to #106992 - gmarrox
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Now you're accountable for all the retarded things you will eventually say, just like the rest of us.
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#106904 - herpaderpasaur
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I'm bad at making real world friends and want to try making some internet friends, I come on this website probably twice a day and have never really talked to anyone extensively, so I figure this is the best place to do it. I'm reaching out to you by doing the online equivalent of standing in a crowded room and yelling &quot;who wants to be my friend&quot; so if you wanna talk to that guy here I am.
I'm bad at making real world friends and want to try making some internet friends, I come on this website probably twice a day and have never really talked to anyone extensively, so I figure this is the best place to do it. I'm reaching out to you by doing the online equivalent of standing in a crowded room and yelling "who wants to be my friend" so if you wanna talk to that guy here I am.
User avatar #107003 to #106904 - acidjunk
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Omegle tho.
User avatar #106998 to #106904 - megavoir
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<3
User avatar #106957 to #106904 - subgunner
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hi im travis... im a Canadian gun nut..... i also like pointy things....
User avatar #106958 to #106957 - herpaderpasaur
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I Travis, I don't own any guns but I do own a few pointy things, is that enough for us to be friends?
User avatar #106959 to #106958 - subgunner
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anything is enough to be friends, for instance what sort of pointy things do you find to your liking?
User avatar #106960 to #106959 - herpaderpasaur
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mostly small, foldable pointy things, what about you?
User avatar #106962 to #106960 - subgunner
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i do enjoy folders, next on my list is the spyderco vallatton (not sure of spelling) but i prefer good fixed blades, both utility and combat. my most current purchase is a v 42 devil's brigade stiletto. but my favorite knifes are bowies. but i needed a good boot knife
User avatar #106964 to #106962 - herpaderpasaur
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do you hunt?
User avatar #106965 to #106964 - subgunner
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yes i do... do you? tree stand or stalker?
User avatar #106966 to #106965 - herpaderpasaur
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neither, I've never been, I've gotten numerous offers but never actually put in the effort to plan a trip all the way through. I doubt I'd have the patience for tree stand though
User avatar #106968 to #106966 - subgunner
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tree stand is alright but for me it is not hunting its just shooting (which i do at the range). for example my rifle is scoped in at 300 yards at my furthest kill was 150. honestly hunting is great for any outdoor adventure dose not matter the game. deer, rabbits, turkey, duck, squirrel. for me, it was looking out scanning for a deer, and just realizing the beauty of a winter forest..... if you are the type who just likes to go out into the bush then give it a try....
User avatar #106969 to #106968 - herpaderpasaur
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I am, I enjoy being outside and walk my dogs every day no matter what, I hike and do all kind of outdoorsy stuff, and I enjoy shooting, I've been to a firing range a few times but I've only ever used a pistol, I'd love to go if I ever really get the chance
User avatar #106972 to #106969 - subgunner
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best advice, get some good buddies, one experienced hunter, and just go. even if you do not get anything the comradry and adventure is enough to make it worth while, my first outing we had 7 tags in total but only got three filled. just be prepared to gut what you kill, simple process but can be gross for those who do not like guts. but if you learn to tan hides, hell you got some nice seat covers or whatever you want. hunting is in every mans blood. to survive.
User avatar #106974 to #106972 - herpaderpasaur
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blood and guts I'm totally ok with, but puke and poop make me wanna barf, which is ridiculous because I work with 100 lbs. boxers 3-4 times a week, I would totally take that advice if I had some good buddies, any of whom were experienced hunters. did you forget how we me?
#106976 to #106974 - subgunner
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true, if poop upsets you then do not cut the intestines..... that's a nasty mess. next time someone offers a hunting trip offer to go. just remember to tell them its your first time. also the best pointy things to bring is a good bone saw (games saw) and a exacto knife like pic related others might question it, but i can say as an experienced hunter that these bad boys are the better then any skinning knife or gutting knife you can buy. just bring a pack of extra blades and your set. once they start cutting with it, they will commend you on your knowledge of both tools and pointy things...
User avatar #106977 to #106976 - herpaderpasaur
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haha then maybe they won't shoot me and leave me there for vomiting on that nights dinner when I sliced my hand open and cut the intestines by accident with the ironically named exacto knife
User avatar #106980 to #106977 - subgunner
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haha you will not if you can learn, just watch them do it. hell my first gutting was not even my kill, i do not know how they will teach you for shooting, but i was taught if you cannot hit the chest, neck or head... you do not have a shot... ive let deer go because all i had was a shot through the ass into the heart.... a messy clean up that ruins half your meat. again, its not about the kill, its about the adventure. myself this summer i am taking my .22 my knives and my cold steel shovel/ hatchet and me and my best friend are going to survive on our own for a couple days.
User avatar #106982 to #106980 - herpaderpasaur
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good luck, you should let me know where you're headed so if you don't come back I know where to send the search teams to recover your bodies
User avatar #106984 to #106982 - subgunner
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haha as i much appreciate the concern we are more then capable of surviving the trip. we both have had extensive training in high school and both have been lost for extended periods of time when hunting.
User avatar #106985 to #106984 - herpaderpasaur
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yeah you say that, until the chainsaw bears come after you
User avatar #106986 to #106985 - subgunner
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i am more worried about the ax wielding moose that stock my Albertan woods
User avatar #106987 to #106986 - herpaderpasaur
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good got I had no idea that Canada was just cold Australia
User avatar #106931 to #106904 - gmarrox
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I love you. Hi, I'm Kyle.
User avatar #106933 to #106931 - herpaderpasaur
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Hi Kyle, I'm Brady
User avatar #106935 to #106933 - gmarrox
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How ya doin Brady?
User avatar #106937 to #106935 - herpaderpasaur
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not bad, how are you?
User avatar #106939 to #106937 - gmarrox
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Well I'm currently tripping serious major transdimensional nuts right now. So pretty good.
#106942 to #106939 - herpaderpasaur
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sweet, YFW right now?
#106944 to #106942 - gmarrox
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My actual FW
#106945 to #106944 - herpaderpasaur
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you remind me of this guy
you remind me of this guy
User avatar #106947 to #106945 - gmarrox
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that's pretty accurate to how i feel right now.
User avatar #106929 to #106904 - cloverhand
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Hey man
User avatar #106934 to #106929 - herpaderpasaur
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hello, how's it going?
User avatar #106938 to #106934 - cloverhand
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Not too bad, just thinking about playing some SoulSilver
How about you?
User avatar #106941 to #106938 - herpaderpasaur
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well now I'm thinking of playing heart gold...so thanks
User avatar #106943 to #106941 - cloverhand
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It's a great game, you should
User avatar #106928 to #106904 - TheseChocodiles
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holla
User avatar #106936 to #106928 - herpaderpasaur
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como estas?
User avatar #106913 to #106904 - alexanderburns
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fag
#106940 to #106913 - herpaderpasaur
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rude
User avatar #106910 to #106904 - unncommon
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Sup bud
User avatar #106946 to #106910 - herpaderpasaur
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not much. sup with you?
#106905 to #106904 - DCat
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I'll be your friend.   
   
 Don't expect much. Everyone here is a freak
I'll be your friend.

Don't expect much. Everyone here is a freak
User avatar #106948 to #106905 - herpaderpasaur
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it's driving me insane that I can't remember the name of the channel that gif. is from

my expectations were not high to begin with
#106949 to #106948 - DCat
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The mighty DCat comes bearing sauce! And a link to the channel!

www.youtube.com/channel/UC--BMyA2X4a9PGAo3lTuopg
#106950 to #106949 - herpaderpasaur
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thanks bro, if you could pour some of that goodness right on my head that'd be great
User avatar #106952 to #106950 - DCat
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Potato Salad
Sorry, but this is special sauce. You're not privileged enough. But, you can have some potato salad
#106956 to #106952 - herpaderpasaur
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I cry evr tym    
&lt;how I serve potato salad aver watching that
I cry evr tym
<how I serve potato salad aver watching that
User avatar #106961 to #106956 - DCat
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Sorry I made you feel this way. You can have some if you want.
#106967 to #106961 - herpaderpasaur
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thanks...

what can I have some of?
#106970 to #106967 - DCat
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Anything you want, big boy.
Anything you want, big boy.
#106971 to #106970 - herpaderpasaur
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ANYYYYTHING?
ANYYYYTHING?
#106973 to #106971 - DCat
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Anything
Anything
#106975 to #106973 - herpaderpasaur
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you are my favorite person I have talked to here ever, second only to literally anybody, anywhere else   
only joking
you are my favorite person I have talked to here ever, second only to literally anybody, anywhere else
only joking
#106978 to #106975 - DCat
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Sp I'm NOT your favorite person?
User avatar #106979 to #106978 - herpaderpasaur
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no you are, but I only know you online so you're basically a figment of my imagination
#106981 to #106979 - DCat
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Don't say that! That only makes this worse for me!
User avatar #106983 to #106981 - herpaderpasaur
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THANK YOU I've been looking for that picture for so long, now you've jumped up into my favorite overall real people list
#106988 to #106983 - DCat
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Fantastic!

here's my reaction images folder in case you've been looking for some other stuff www.mediafire.com/?dta34yicxacbt2h

hit me up tomorrow if you wanna talk more n stuff, i'm going to bed
#106989 to #106988 - herpaderpasaur
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thank you, good night sweet prince
thank you, good night sweet prince
User avatar #106908 to #106905 - misticalz
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Well I'm not lol
User avatar #106951 to #106908 - herpaderpasaur
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what are you doing misticalz this is the internet, you don't get to speak for yourself
User avatar #106907 to #106905 - nippuhl
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Disgusting loser*
#106953 to #106907 - herpaderpasaur
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disgusting?! I shower like..at least once a week

I'm not going to argue with the loser part
#106891 - anon id: ef8d0718
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So I stole a school computer, (P ProBook 6565b Notebook PC) and the problem is that I just remembered I was the last to log on. I am currently hoping that there is someone else that can share their story of doing the same to maybe help me decide weather or not to keep it or wait till they notify me on the subject.
Posting as anon for obvious reasons. . .
User avatar #106912 to #106891 - misticalz
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say you took that shit home to do homework
User avatar #106911 to #106891 - unncommon
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They have a GPS in the computer you fucking nigger.
User avatar #106906 to #106891 - teoberry
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I will admit that you are fucking retarded, but did you actually log off? If you didn't log off before stealing it: you are fucked. If you did, you can feign ignorance claiming that you put it back wherever it was and someone might've taken it
User avatar #106900 to #106891 - captainrattrap
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You're going to prison dude, they probably got those when they were worth over $1000 (assuming US) that's larsony you'll likely get 9 years.

More if you're black muslim or mexican.
#106899 to #106891 - anon id: 44816c64
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you stole a school pc? are you really that poor?
User avatar #106897 to #106891 - awesomerninjathing
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why would you steal such a shitty computer
User avatar #106896 to #106891 - megavoir
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well is it linked to a system?
User avatar #106872 - watermelloon
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I like proffer/like the idea of dating people older than me. All of my partners except one have been younger and I've had about 6 partners. Obviously something is going wrong.

Question: Whats your preference, older or younger or same age as you?
User avatar #106990 to #106872 - popperz
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Definitely older.
User avatar #106932 to #106872 - gmarrox
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I've never dated anyone older tan me. But that doesn't mean I'm totally opposed to it.
User avatar #106892 to #106872 - unncommon
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I don't give a shit.
I'm 17 so I can fuck someone up to 21 or as low as 15 without being looked down upon.
'Merica.
#106885 to #106872 - anon id: 44816c64
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if there's hair on the muff, she's old enough is what i always say
User avatar #106882 to #106872 - TheseChocodiles
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I like the idea of an older guy, probably because of the prescribed nonsense fed to me by chick flicks.
But all in all, it doesn't really matter to me.
#106923 to #106882 - anon id: 39ff8869
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last 1 enjoy
User avatar #106925 to #106923 - TheseChocodiles
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yep gross thank you
#106922 to #106882 - anon id: 39ff8869
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pic related is me do i turn u on yes?
User avatar #106924 to #106922 - TheseChocodiles
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when i said the scar thing it was purely spur of the moment
#106919 to #106882 - anon id: 39ff8869
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User avatar #106920 to #106919 - TheseChocodiles
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lol please
#106915 to #106882 - anon id: 39ff8869
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User avatar #106918 to #106915 - TheseChocodiles
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actually yes to a face scar but not one thats like a fuckin train track over his face
User avatar #106917 to #106915 - TheseChocodiles
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omg okay i get it
no face scars because I'm shallow
#106914 to #106882 - anon id: 39ff8869
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User avatar #106916 to #106914 - TheseChocodiles
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Oh haha a man with a scar, very funny!!!!!



lol who is dis
User avatar #106879 to #106872 - desdemona
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Love is love and as long as you are staying within the law it shouldn't matter.
User avatar #106875 to #106872 - squilliams
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Older. Never gone younger. Are you male or female?
User avatar #106876 to #106875 - watermelloon
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female :I
User avatar #106877 to #106876 - squilliams
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Depending on your age going older for girls is probably the best choice because guys mature slower. How much older do you usually go?
User avatar #106878 to #106877 - watermelloon
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same age to about 4 years. :F

It doesn't help considering my boyfriend is a year younger than me. ._.
User avatar #106880 to #106878 - squilliams
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I does depend on the guy but as a general rule they mature like 2 years behind girls. Are you two serious?
User avatar #106993 to #106880 - watermelloon
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Um, not yet. we just started dating tbh. :F

Mfw, Im dating an emotional 17 yearold. o.o
User avatar #106994 to #106993 - squilliams
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Well good luck with it anyway I don't mind emotional as long as it's not too much. Guys have cried in front of me and it's made me feel awkward and I just don't know what to do!
User avatar #106864 - fjmovienight
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(02/27/2014) [-]
the FJ movie night is back! Go submit a movie/vote!

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/fj-movie-night/FJ+MOVIE+NIGHT+RETURNS+9+poll/uXxzGhK/
#106842 - misticalz
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Some chick wrote this on a page of mine
does anyone know the language/alphabet?
User avatar #106902 to #106842 - ScottP
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(02/28/2014) [-]
Rhea was here


Apparently Mother Earth was there
User avatar #106873 to #106842 - watermelloon
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figure it out yet? :F
User avatar #106890 to #106873 - misticalz
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(02/27/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #106901 to #106890 - captainrattrap
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Tell rhea I think her name is dumb.
User avatar #106893 to #106890 - yunouppercase
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what language?
User avatar #106894 to #106893 - misticalz
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(02/27/2014) [-]
It was a pigpen cipher
User avatar #106874 to #106873 - watermelloon
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(02/27/2014) [-]
is that exactly how its written? :F
#106865 to #106842 - micekill
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looks like legend of zelda shit
User avatar #106839 - acemcgunner
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(02/27/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/dash-vs-ace/ponyfight/xcxzGkp
hey guys check out my gif. and OC.. my first gif..