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#93287 - iori **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #94257 to #93287 - midnighteyes (09/19/2013) [-]
Hit me up, bud.
I'm always down for a nice chat.
#93325 to #93287 - DCat (09/11/2013) [-]
Sure I guess.   
   
Image mildly related
Sure I guess.

Image mildly related
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#93326 to #93325 - iori **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#93328 to #93326 - DCat (09/11/2013) [-]
Hm, good I guess. Not much going on. You?
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#93330 to #93328 - iori **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#93331 to #93330 - DCat (09/11/2013) [-]
Well yeah, kinda read your other replies to the other person on here too. I mean like... offsite.
Well yeah, kinda read your other replies to the other person on here too. I mean like... offsite.
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#93332 to #93331 - iori **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #93337 to #93332 - DCat (09/11/2013) [-]
I dunno. I guess some people take their privacy a little too seriously.
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#93340 to #93337 - iori **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #93344 to #93340 - DCat (09/11/2013) [-]
Hey, ya never know. There could be people out there like that.
#93277 - superbourguignon (09/11/2013) [-]
Hi guys, going to study in Cordoba, Argentina next semester.    
   
I've been looking for loads of information, and i want to gather more. If some of you know the country/city, could you give me some advice ? what you need to know when you're an european coming there?    
   
thanks to anyone who can help!
Hi guys, going to study in Cordoba, Argentina next semester.

I've been looking for loads of information, and i want to gather more. If some of you know the country/city, could you give me some advice ? what you need to know when you're an european coming there?

thanks to anyone who can help!
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#93286 to #93277 - iori **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #93392 to #93286 - superbourguignon (09/12/2013) [-]
fuuuck, really ? here i was thinking it's south america that is to say only chilled fuckers.

thanks, i hope you're wrong tho,hahaha
User avatar #93272 - tmgrskat (09/11/2013) [-]
Say, /social/, how do you browse FJ?
Fill this out, if you have some spare time.
I'll fill out mine.
Browsing between posts: Arrow keys
Thumbing: Shift or Control + Arrow keys
Commenting: "C" key
Submitting a comment Ctrl+Enter
I barely use the mouse at all. What about you? I'm genuinely curious.
User avatar #93275 to #93272 - misticalz (09/11/2013) [-]
Same
I don't thumb
Same
I press reply or comment.
#93268 - trollmobile ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #93282 to #93268 - percioz (09/11/2013) [-]
Lol I'm norwegian, but you made me cringe.
User avatar #93269 to #93268 - desdemona (09/11/2013) [-]
ok thanks for the map
#93258 - potatos ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Or maybe, i feel sad because of posts like these.
#93255 - sonicsyndicate (09/11/2013) [-]
hows my garage look guys? should i clean up?
User avatar #93278 to #93255 - kingofdogs (09/11/2013) [-]
I.... I want it....
User avatar #93261 to #93255 - misticalz (09/11/2013) [-]
What is that beige-ish car? and no it looks fine
User avatar #93288 to #93261 - sonicsyndicate (09/11/2013) [-]
mustang mach 1
User avatar #93289 to #93288 - misticalz (09/11/2013) [-]
I love that car.
User avatar #93294 to #93289 - sonicsyndicate (09/11/2013) [-]
so do we haha but that red mustang in the back is what i drive round in haha
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#93254 - eagleforfreedom **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #93233 - dinorawrgx (09/11/2013) [-]
FJ, how many of you are in uni and what state?
I need some friends up in this place. srsly. plz.
gaiz.
User avatar #93271 to #93233 - iwanttousenumbers (09/11/2013) [-]
Nova Scotia
User avatar #93242 to #93233 - damandan (09/11/2013) [-]
University?
User avatar #93245 to #93244 - dinorawrgx (09/11/2013) [-]
Too far away. :c
User avatar #93246 to #93245 - damandan (09/11/2013) [-]
Meh...its in driving distance
User avatar #93238 to #93233 - defenestration **User deleted account** (09/11/2013) [-]
Maybe if you told us where you were? Then we could find you and befriend you

not kill you
User avatar #93239 to #93238 - dinorawrgx (09/11/2013) [-]
Mid-west.
Near Canada.
Vague description is vague. c:
User avatar #93240 to #93239 - defenestration **User deleted account** (09/11/2013) [-]
I'm a few hundred miles from that destination, mate.
Sorry.
User avatar #93229 - rplix ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Browsing FJ and my roommate's friend comes in and asks if that's 9gag.

He's dead now.
#93232 to #93229 - speritblood (09/11/2013) [-]
they are not that differant
User avatar #93217 - johnylingo (09/11/2013) [-]
**johnylingo rolls 006,722** i will start a convo with the person who posted this comment
User avatar #93218 to #93217 - johnylingo (09/11/2013) [-]
**johnylingo rolls 985,630** well i couldnt find that number so now its this one
User avatar #93219 to #93218 - johnylingo (09/11/2013) [-]
**johnylingo rolls 762,665** not that many comments yet
User avatar #93220 to #93219 - johnylingo (09/11/2013) [-]
**johnylingo rolls 66,649** psh i gota roll 5
User avatar #93223 to #93220 - johnylingo (09/11/2013) [-]
Mr birdss was who commented so

Hellow Mr Birdss
User avatar #93270 to #93223 - birdss (09/11/2013) [-]
helloo.
User avatar #93285 to #93270 - johnylingo (09/11/2013) [-]
what do you do?
User avatar #93345 to #93285 - birdss (09/11/2013) [-]
I sing all day to annoy dusters
User avatar #93346 to #93345 - johnylingo (09/11/2013) [-]
like the people that fly in planes to dust crops, or real nice old mexican ladys that clean shit?
User avatar #93351 to #93346 - dusters (09/12/2013) [-]
Like me
User avatar #93352 to #93351 - johnylingo (09/12/2013) [-]
are you a real nice old mexican lady who cleans stuff?
User avatar #93353 to #93352 - dusters (09/12/2013) [-]
I can be whatever you want me to be, love.
User avatar #93354 to #93353 - johnylingo (09/12/2013) [-]
can you be a clown?
User avatar #93211 - TheMather ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
I think I need a hug.
I was just rejected the student loans and financial aid I needed for a year of university I was already accepted in So I've got a university expecting my arrival in a week, looking for money I didn't get.
User avatar #93230 to #93211 - rplix ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
They rejected you?
User avatar #93227 to #93211 - verideaux (09/11/2013) [-]
That's terrible, mate. I'm sorry to hear it. I'd give you a hug, if'n I could. ]:
#93175 - adu ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Hey FJ, I want hugs. Yes, this is my idea of being social.
The idea of this thread is to rate how intimately you want to hug someone, from 1 to 10 (1 is refusing all contact, 10 is basically an all-night cuddle-fuck)

Rules:
-Post a picture, of yourself please (preferably a version someone would want to hug)
-Rate/comment on as many pictures as you want
-No intentional beard scratching
-No unannounced breast/sack fondling
-No spine-crunching
-Roleplaying and describing the hug is fine, but for the love of god, no "going in dry"
#93315 to #93175 - cierrayooo (09/11/2013) [-]
Yes I shameless used this picture further in the thread. And yes that is an instagram filter... But guys... It's a good pho Hugs..?


Don't kill me
#93365 to #93315 - adu ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Why would I kill you? I give hugs, not death...   
Honestly a 7-9/10 depending on how much affection you would allow. You're pretty cute and I feel in an especially huggy mood today!
Why would I kill you? I give hugs, not death...
Honestly a 7-9/10 depending on how much affection you would allow. You're pretty cute and I feel in an especially huggy mood today!
User avatar #93371 to #93365 - cierrayooo (09/12/2013) [-]
Thanks! Affection is always nice(:
and guys on funnyjunk are hard to please, I never know the react I'll get
User avatar #93317 to #93315 - cierrayooo (09/11/2013) [-]
*photo
User avatar #93279 to #93175 - superbourguignon (09/11/2013) [-]
You need to post a pic or yourself to rate others ?
User avatar #93280 to #93279 - adu ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
You don't have to, but you'd just be a masked vigilante hugging people without them even knowing what you look like.
#93281 to #93280 - superbourguignon (09/11/2013) [-]
Vigilante it is, i don't have the guts to put a picture.   
   
you're a fine 6/10, would hug and play mario kart with.
Vigilante it is, i don't have the guts to put a picture.

you're a fine 6/10, would hug and play mario kart with.
#93256 to #93175 - cloverhand (09/11/2013) [-]
This sounds like fun
Am I huggable?
User avatar #93395 to #93256 - birdss (09/12/2013) [-]
Noooo leggings.
User avatar #93490 to #93395 - cloverhand (09/12/2013) [-]
What's wrong with leggings?
User avatar #93491 to #93490 - birdss (09/12/2013) [-]
Nothing, Just shhh
User avatar #93513 to #93491 - cloverhand (09/12/2013) [-]
Wait, wut
User avatar #93514 to #93513 - birdss (09/12/2013) [-]
Shhhhh, can't hear you over my beautiful voice.
User avatar #93521 to #93514 - cloverhand (09/12/2013) [-]
I'd love to know what's happening right now
User avatar #93523 to #93521 - birdss (09/12/2013) [-]
Yes me too, Can you tell me?

ps: Still can't hear you over my beautiful singing voice.
User avatar #93525 to #93523 - cloverhand (09/12/2013) [-]
I think I need an adult
User avatar #93526 to #93525 - birdss (09/12/2013) [-]
Do you ?, Well in a month i'm an adult, so if you'll wait until then.
Oh in the meantime, You can talk to dusters because he's french and gay
User avatar #93529 to #93526 - cloverhand (09/12/2013) [-]
I've been an adult for a week now, that's good enough

Again, wut
User avatar #93530 to #93529 - birdss (09/12/2013) [-]
Woah okay, go back to edgeville please.
You're a grown up now, My mother says I can't talk to adults who are strangers because they will do horrible things to me.

I will explain; I'm a model for Hugo boss.
User avatar #93531 to #93530 - cloverhand (09/12/2013) [-]
I'm always in edgeville
Stranger danger is a real thing man, better watch out

I'm not sure that explains anything
User avatar #93533 to #93531 - birdss (09/12/2013) [-]
Are you going to kidnap me now in your white van?

Hmm, I think you need to go back to elementary school and learn about history.
User avatar #93534 to #93533 - cloverhand (09/12/2013) [-]
Yes, the one that everyone gets when they become an adult

I don't think I will
User avatar #93536 to #93534 - birdss (09/12/2013) [-]
Thought so,
If you do, squeeze me and turn me into fresh orange juice and sell me for a good price.


Oh too bad then, guess i'll go back to elementary school myself.
User avatar #93537 to #93536 - cloverhand (09/12/2013) [-]
I sure will, I do like orange juice

Study lots and make mother proud
User avatar #93538 to #93537 - birdss (09/12/2013) [-]
No you cannot drink me yourself, that's forbidden.

Oh do you like vegetables.?
User avatar #93540 to #93538 - cloverhand (09/12/2013) [-]
Damn, I was hoping I could

Sure, who doesn't
User avatar #93542 to #93540 - birdss (09/12/2013) [-]
We can make an exception and blame the dog.

What vegetable do you like the most?
It's a vital question
User avatar #93532 to #93531 - dusters (09/12/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #93535 to #93532 - cloverhand (09/12/2013) [-]
Hello
User avatar #93264 to #93256 - adu ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
7/10 because you're the first female to reply to this
Could turn into an 8/10 if you wanted to get more comfortable
User avatar #93283 to #93264 - cloverhand (09/11/2013) [-]
Thanks, that's a pretty good score
I'd give you the same
#93234 to #93175 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/11/2013) [-]
Do I look huggable
#93312 to #93234 - cierrayooo (09/11/2013) [-]
Please don't shave. 9/10
User avatar #93358 to #93312 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/12/2013) [-]
wow thank you
User avatar #93370 to #93358 - cierrayooo (09/12/2013) [-]
Of course! Hair on guys is sexy.
User avatar #93235 to #93234 - adu ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Unless you have spikes growing from your nipples, you're probably huggable.
5/10
6/10 if you shaved first.
User avatar #93236 to #93235 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/11/2013) [-]
Well I'm shit out of luck, I have huge spikes on my nips.
#93237 to #93236 - adu ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Well a pat on the shoulder and a warm smile is the best I can give, no offense.
2/10
User avatar #93247 to #93237 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/11/2013) [-]
Well damn that's harsh, a brotha just wanted a bro hug 2/10 ouch
#93250 to #93247 - adu ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
What am I supposed to do against spiked nipples?
#93251 to #93250 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/11/2013) [-]
Do you actually think I have spiked nipples
#93252 to #93251 - adu ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Of course, I trust you.
User avatar #93214 to #93206 - adu ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
7/10
You seem like the type of guy who likes hugs.
Also you seem secure about your sexuality, so a longer hug would still be appropriate.
#93183 to #93181 - adu ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
8
Because you seem like the kind of bastard who needs a bear hug whether you want it or not.
#93180 to #93175 - kingofdogs (09/10/2013) [-]
I don't have any recent pictures of me, sorry.
User avatar #93182 to #93180 - adu ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Well I should hope that this isn't recent.
Based on this picture I'd say 4, since I'd only want to give a gentle squeeze, just enough to suppress my seething hatred for obnoxious children.
User avatar #93184 to #93182 - kingofdogs (09/10/2013) [-]
Fun fact: I was the least annoying of the lot in my family, I'd literally never cry. What if it were recent, what if I were a 6yo browsing funnyjunk and being active on the boards?
#93186 to #93184 - adu ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Because I don't want to go back to prison again.
User avatar #93187 to #93186 - kingofdogs (09/10/2013) [-]
That did not make sense...
User avatar #93188 to #93187 - adu ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
prison
User avatar #93189 to #93188 - kingofdogs (09/10/2013) [-]
But for what?
User avatar #93190 to #93189 - adu ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
molesting children
I thought it was kind of obvious but now I look dumb
User avatar #93212 to #93190 - flamingpie (09/11/2013) [-]
i understood it you just phrased it strange
User avatar #93192 to #93190 - kingofdogs (09/10/2013) [-]
Sorry, I might be a bit daft...
User avatar #93193 to #93192 - adu ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
not as daft as the guy who has to explain a joke about raping children

seriously though, do you have a more recent picture?
User avatar #93194 to #93193 - kingofdogs (09/10/2013) [-]
Actually, no, I hardly ever take selfies, even my facebook profile pic is from likee two yeras ago :/
User avatar #93195 to #93194 - adu ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
two years ago is fine, no need to be bashful, but seriously we can stop using small text now. I can practically feel your breath on my ear.
#93198 to #93195 - kingofdogs (09/10/2013) [-]
Here.
Plsnojudgment.mov
User avatar #93199 to #93198 - adu ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
6/10 hug because you look forlorn about something.
Full between-the-shoulders hug, but with respectable crotch distance.
User avatar #93200 to #93199 - kingofdogs (09/10/2013) [-]
What does forlorn mean?
User avatar #93202 to #93201 - kingofdogs (09/10/2013) [-]
Oh, yeah, In danish, forlorn means fake/false...

Yes, I am forlorn
User avatar #93203 to #93202 - adu ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
What has you down buddy? I'm just kidding, I know that's an old picture of you.
But if it still applies, I'm here if you want to talk about it. Or want another virtual hug.
User avatar #93204 to #93203 - kingofdogs (09/10/2013) [-]
I've had a depression for about 8 years, I don't think I have left my house for like 3 weeks, I'm 16, I should be out partying and getting drunk. Also, I don't go to school
I'm on meds, but they don't seem to work either, I'm stating to think it's just the way I veiw the world, I have a very ominous oulook on everything. But not to worry, I can rot up in my mums cellar if it comes to that
User avatar #93210 to #93204 - adu ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Well if you have anything specific you'd like to get off your chest, I'm here.
User avatar #93196 to #93195 - kingofdogs (09/10/2013) [-]
I like the intimacy

Oke
User avatar #93178 to #93175 - kingofdogs (09/10/2013) [-]
Probably 5, you look like a cool enough guy. I'd keep the dick-distance, though. Gotta keep the dick.distance.
User avatar #93176 to #93175 - adu ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Pic is related: it'sa me.
#93166 - swordmasterredman (09/10/2013) [-]
Hey guys, kinda bored so first to roll trips decides my profile pic
Hey guys, kinda bored so first to roll trips decides my profile pic
#93274 to #93166 - tmgrskat (09/11/2013) [-]
**tmgrskat rolls 313**
You think you're special? What makes you think you're special enough for us to endure this shit? HUH?
User avatar #93300 to #93274 - swordmasterredman (09/11/2013) [-]
if you did not want to endure it, then why did you roll?
User avatar #93226 to #93166 - swordmasterredman (09/11/2013) [-]
**swordmasterredman rolls 263** well i may as well try
User avatar #93213 to #93166 - flamingpie (09/11/2013) [-]
**flamingpie rolls 192**
User avatar #93179 to #93166 - kingofdogs (09/10/2013) [-]
**kingofdogs rolls 609** Nah
User avatar #93174 to #93166 - adu ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
**adu rolls 054** well why not?
#93156 - octaviano (09/10/2013) [-]
Eyo, guys.   
What's up?
Eyo, guys.
What's up?
#93161 to #93156 - stripey (09/10/2013) [-]
Raba dabba baby! Just another day in paradise.
Raba dabba baby! Just another day in paradise.

#93162 to #93161 - octaviano (09/10/2013) [-]
School feels useless because of a math teach that can't explain shit and me not wanting to do homework, but at least I have friends online!   
   
   
Gimme a hug.
School feels useless because of a math teach that can't explain shit and me not wanting to do homework, but at least I have friends online!


Gimme a hug.
#93163 to #93162 - stripey (09/10/2013) [-]
rywb   
   
Get in here man, hugs for all.   
   
My problem is that life is boring as shit and I feel capable of great things but oh so limited. I feel like I gotta do something to put me in a history book but politics seems kinda boring.
rywb

Get in here man, hugs for all.

My problem is that life is boring as shit and I feel capable of great things but oh so limited. I feel like I gotta do something to put me in a history book but politics seems kinda boring.
#93164 to #93163 - octaviano (09/10/2013) [-]
I think I have... what is it called? 8th grader syndrome?   
   
Whatever, no friends... my only one is sometimes an airhead... too lazy to study, rather watch stuff online, kinda of a nerd, bleh.   
   
   
I'll die alone.
I think I have... what is it called? 8th grader syndrome?

Whatever, no friends... my only one is sometimes an airhead... too lazy to study, rather watch stuff online, kinda of a nerd, bleh.


I'll die alone.
#93165 to #93164 - stripey (09/10/2013) [-]
If you want to die alone then hey, more power to ya, but personally I feel like that doesn't sound very nice.

You'll be fine, just make sure you are always a good person no matter what.
#93159 to #93157 - octaviano (09/10/2013) [-]
Y'SNEAKY BASTARD





Y'SNEAKY BASTARD
User avatar #93146 - Timmietim ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
سمَـَّوُوُحخ ̷̴̐خ ̷̴̐خ ̷̴̐خ امارتيخ ̷̴̐خ‏
User avatar #93148 to #93146 - percioz (09/10/2013) [-]
Not coming on with my mac then, thanks.
User avatar #93149 to #93148 - Timmietim ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
no problemo friend
User avatar #93151 to #93149 - percioz (09/10/2013) [-]
>He said no problemo friend
>So I guess you can say it's getting pretty serious
User avatar #93152 to #93151 - Timmietim ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
it is very serious
User avatar #93153 to #93152 - percioz (09/10/2013) [-]
Well you can come by and raise my donger anyday.
User avatar #93141 to #93129 - kingofdogs (09/10/2013) [-]
Yay, arctic monkeys.
User avatar #93170 to #93141 - TheseChocodiles (09/10/2013) [-]
i saw dem live they were v v v good
User avatar #93177 to #93170 - kingofdogs (09/10/2013) [-]
Yes, they are, what's your favorite song?
User avatar #93267 to #93177 - TheseChocodiles (09/11/2013) [-]
from their new album I really like I wanna be yours and stop the world because I wanna get off with you and arabella, you?
User avatar #93276 to #93267 - kingofdogs (09/11/2013) [-]
Kliché, yes, but I love "Do I wanna know?"
User avatar #93402 to #93276 - TheseChocodiles (09/12/2013) [-]
me too it's a great song
User avatar #93137 to #93129 - birdss (09/10/2013) [-]
wow ok
User avatar #93082 - redcookiemonster (09/10/2013) [-]
Fuck it. Bandwagon it is... Trips decides my profile picture for life. (Also posted on the brony board, first to get trips shall decide)
User avatar #93073 - Spartanpickle (09/10/2013) [-]
I need a new profile picture of a "spartanpickle" the one i crudely made myself is over 2 years old, and is currently my profile picture. Anyone wanna draw me a new profile picture?
inb4 wrong board, not sure where else to post
User avatar #93172 to #93078 - Spartanpickle (09/10/2013) [-]
i love you
#93065 - evilpowersjr (09/10/2013) [-]
So here in Canada it was recently reported on the CBC that guys that finish apprenticeships will make approximately 24% more than guys with just High School diploma, 5% more than a college grad, and 16% less than a Uni. grad. Ladies, on the other hand, after finishing an apprenticeship will make approximately the same as they would if they only had a high school diploma. Now I am a apprentice, and when your a Journeyman you make a specific amount, no more, no less. You can't get paid less or you could report it to the apprenticeship authority and it makes employers lives a living hell.

So in light of these facts, are they not saying that the girl with the High School diploma makes 24% more than the guy with the high school diploma? Discuss.
User avatar #93066 to #93065 - thisistheguy ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
I think they take into account that women typically make less than men and idk maybe there isn't a very large population of girls are present in apprenticeships, that's like being a carpenter and stuff like that right?
#93068 to #93066 - evilpowersjr (09/10/2013) [-]
But apprentice girls make exactly the same as apprentice guys. And the data was taken on the average of pay, not as a percentage of population.
#93231 to #93068 - evilpowersjr (09/11/2013) [-]
That would be a little more believable if that wasn't the explanation for pretty much everything. you must be a blast at parties.
#93135 to #93068 - meinneger (09/10/2013) [-]
what you have to realise is that statistics are bullshit, always
User avatar #93070 to #93068 - thisistheguy ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
That's strange.
User avatar #93036 - BNofuv ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
Alright Bitches, Blackest song u ever heard?
User avatar #93044 to #93036 - desdemona (09/09/2013) [-]
Isn't it obvious? 200% Nigga Music Video
#93042 to #93036 - hingerbinger ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
DMX - Where the Hood at
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