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User avatar #101681 - gabemczombie (12/19/2013) [-]
Does someone have that picture where you made your dragon?
#101989 to #101681 - akho (12/24/2013) [-]
D....Dragon?
User avatar #101655 - TheseChocodiles (12/19/2013) [-]
tinychat.com/fjsocial


if anybody is interested or bored
#101684 to #101655 - jari (12/19/2013) [-]
When is the 1 year celebration party?
User avatar #101843 to #101684 - friedpotato (12/21/2013) [-]
jari.
Jari.
pls
User avatar #101695 to #101684 - birdss (12/19/2013) [-]
it already has been a year, its almost 2 years now.
#101656 to #101655 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
I hate you people from tinychat, you're all judgemental and never talk to people outside of your fucking chat.
User avatar #101662 to #101656 - dusters (12/19/2013) [-]
Lol, not that I care much but that last part makes no sense. If we never talked to people outside of it how would the regulars have almost entirely changed over the 2 last years?

Besides, if you're able to "hate" a chat and those going on it, I don't have much to tell you besides that I'm really sorry you were one of the few sensitive users who got deeply hurt by people on the internet and that it led you to feel actual hatred towards them.
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User avatar #101664 to #101663 - dusters (12/19/2013) [-]
Lol I knew it, you're a retard
User avatar #101665 to #101664 - birdss (12/19/2013) [-]
I have no idea what you're talking about.
User avatar #101668 to #101665 - TheseChocodiles (12/19/2013) [-]
GOOD BIRDS GOOD
User avatar #101669 to #101668 - birdss (12/19/2013) [-]
What are we blaming me for? I have done nothing wrong.
User avatar #101666 to #101665 - dusters (12/19/2013) [-]
Sure, anon
User avatar #101657 to #101656 - TheseChocodiles (12/19/2013) [-]
oh fuck up for goodness sake
#101658 to #101657 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
No you should fuck up, stop posting your little shitty chat on this board.
Nobody gives a fuck about the chat.
User avatar #101659 to #101658 - TheseChocodiles (12/19/2013) [-]
I posted this to see if anybody wanted to talk because we want to talk to new people.
Instantly disproving your ''never talk to people outside of your fucking chat'' statement.

So lets see, you have already got one thing wrong about us. Makes it very plausible for you to be wrong about other things.

I don't know what shitty little grudge you are holding, but it's pathetic, it's all a bit of craic no need to take it so seriously.
#101661 to #101659 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that everytime you advertise your shitty chat on this board that nobody comes in. Why is that you ask? Well your chat is shitty and has shitty people in it.
Everyone else knows this chat is shitty, so i'm definately not wrong.
If stating the truth is a grudge and pathetic, then so be it.
User avatar #101667 to #101661 - TheseChocodiles (12/19/2013) [-]
why does nobody know how to spell definitely

but yes okay you're right we are all the worst, anybody who has ever been on the chat is the worst and suicide is our best option we should only ever be allowed to eat shit because thats all we deserve we are terrible people you're so right thank you bye
#101775 to #101667 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
Stop being defiant cath
#101674 to #101667 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #101671 to #101667 - birdss (12/19/2013) [-]
You don't have to be so rude to anon, you'll only fall in his trap.
You shouldn't give a fuck about his hate towards us.
User avatar #101673 to #101671 - TheseChocodiles (12/19/2013) [-]
oh I'm sorry thanks for the great lesson birds it will really come in useful when i drive off a cliff
User avatar #101676 to #101673 - birdss (12/19/2013) [-]
Wow, sorry for trying to help.
User avatar #101670 to #101667 - dusters (12/19/2013) [-]
Got a bit annoyed there, didn't you???
User avatar #101672 to #101670 - TheseChocodiles (12/19/2013) [-]
my previous comment is where i was annoyed!!!

that comment is me not giving a shit enough to argue anymore
#101675 to #101672 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
you're not worth to argue with anyway.
User avatar #101677 to #101675 - TheseChocodiles (12/19/2013) [-]
you're not worth to argue with anyway
you're not worth to argue with anyway


good
#101678 to #101677 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
Judging by the way you talk, I bet you're a feminist.
User avatar #101679 to #101678 - TheseChocodiles (12/19/2013) [-]
har har
#101680 to #101679 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
Go away feminist, we don't need your kind in this world.
User avatar #101651 - analbuttfuck (12/19/2013) [-]
I have Tumblr now.

I don't understand what the point of it is.
User avatar #101652 to #101651 - Bad Man (12/19/2013) [-]
I only made mind so I don't have to go to every individual blog that I follow each time it updates.
User avatar #101643 - sexyhimself ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
so on the off chance that any of would actually get laid and have a kid, what would you name them?
User avatar #101705 to #101643 - cloverhand ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
I've thought about their middle names too, it's not that I really want kids, I just like names

Saria Elizabeth or Charlotte Rose for girls
And Tobias Cameron or Spencer Lincoln for boys
User avatar #101688 to #101643 - infamoustrapper (12/19/2013) [-]
Mistake
User avatar #101686 to #101643 - loveyameanish (12/19/2013) [-]
Lily or Mia for a girl
Mason or Thomas for a boy
User avatar #101649 to #101643 - TheseChocodiles (12/19/2013) [-]
Oisin
Cian
Jarlath
Lorcan
Ronan

I really like irish boy names.
User avatar #101653 to #101649 - desdemona (12/19/2013) [-]
Jarlath sounds like something out of Lord of the Rings
User avatar #101654 to #101653 - TheseChocodiles (12/19/2013) [-]
You'd remember a Jarlath
User avatar #101682 to #101654 - desdemona (12/19/2013) [-]
I really want norse names to come back, there is one kid in my old school who is probs in year 8 now. He is called Odin which automatically makes him amazing
User avatar #101648 to #101643 - desdemona (12/19/2013) [-]
Charlie, it has always been my favourite name. I don't know what I would call a girl though.. I've always wanted to include my grandmas name as a middle name for a girl but it's Doris and I don't think Doris sounds right as a middle name.
User avatar #101644 to #101643 - sexyhimself ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
any of us*
User avatar #101647 to #101644 - unncommon (12/19/2013) [-]
I would name it sexyhimself. On the off-chance that I get laid.
User avatar #101692 to #101647 - sexyhimself ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
best name ever.
User avatar #101641 - minialice (12/19/2013) [-]
I really want to grow my own food, is that weird?
User avatar #101696 to #101641 - ljxjlos (12/19/2013) [-]
I actually do (well, I did, when I didn´t live away for University...but in both our old houses, we still grow tomatoes, onions, potatoes, cucumbers, strawberries, blueberries, apples, peas, beans, a shit-ton of different herbs and flavours,etc, etc...it´s pretty nice, specially because most of it can be stored over winter, so we have quite some stuff that we grew ourseves in the cellar every winter...it´s seriously cool to be able to just go downstairs and cook some stuff that you completely grew yourself.
User avatar #101642 to #101641 - alexanderburns (12/19/2013) [-]
No. I too wish to grow a pizza tree in my backyard.
User avatar #101645 to #101642 - minialice (12/19/2013) [-]
Lol. I can't really eat pizza. But I mean like strawberries, cucumbers, tomatoes, stuff like that. I have a mini hydroponic set for herbs, and I want to make some big ones so I can also grow squash, potatoes, and onions.
#101640 - evilhomer (12/19/2013) [-]
Did I miss out on something in Funnyjunk? I can't see the amount of thumbs on some content in newest uploads and in the post I just posted... I can still see thumbs up/down but when I press it nothing happens. I is it only me? I'm confused out of my balls
Did I miss out on something in Funnyjunk? I can't see the amount of thumbs on some content in newest uploads and in the post I just posted... I can still see thumbs up/down but when I press it nothing happens. I is it only me? I'm confused out of my balls
#101638 - unncommon (12/19/2013) [-]
You ass hats happy? Florida is actually "cold".
User avatar #101685 to #101638 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (12/19/2013) [-]
I spy with my little eye a high of 86. Something I won't see for another 6 months at least
User avatar #101646 to #101638 - Timmietim (12/19/2013) [-]
no1 cares
#101629 - spazzin (12/19/2013) [-]
>be today
>senior english class
>at school
>have to do a presentation for our research paper
>some guy I know goes up to start his presentation
>his presentation is on my little pony
>asks how many people will give the show a try
>no hands go up
>complete silence
>he starts sweating (insert spaghetti pasta here)
>brings up the NSFW part of My Little Pony
>no one clapped when he was done
>mfw he bombed his whole presentation
>mfw he talked about MLP for 7 minute stuttering most of the time
>my fucking face when he thought this would be a good idea, and told be he nailed it

User avatar #101650 to #101629 - TheseChocodiles (12/19/2013) [-]
repulsive
User avatar #101631 to #101629 - awesomerninjathing (12/19/2013) [-]
had a guy do this in my friend's english class last year
he's so fucking ugly and is the stereotypical faggot pony lover
he tried convincing our black teacher to watch it, so our teacher went home and watched the first episode
next morning he comes into class and kid asks him if he liked it, he just stares at him and says "are you serious"
User avatar #101633 to #101631 - spazzin (12/19/2013) [-]
Well to put in a little more detail, he pretty said "Not everything is rainbows and sunshine" Then went on to talk about how the ponys get raped. Never cringed so hard in my life.

My teacher is black too
User avatar #101632 to #101631 - awesomerninjathing (12/19/2013) [-]
that black teacher is on paternal leave now cuz his wife (the art teacher) is pregnant with his baby

don't even think they're married
User avatar #101619 - stanislaus (12/19/2013) [-]
Nothing beats the feeling of a fresh buzzcut
User avatar #101990 to #101619 - akho (12/24/2013) [-]
Since I've gone to uni I can't afford haircuts ._.
User avatar #101630 to #101619 - iwanttousenumbers (12/19/2013) [-]
I like running my hand through recently cleaned hair
User avatar #101628 to #101619 - DCat (12/19/2013) [-]
Idk about that. Scratching the area where your socks have been after wearing them all day feels pretty good.
User avatar #101626 to #101619 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/19/2013) [-]
Fresh High and tight. So sandpapery on the sides. So Gud.
User avatar #101620 to #101619 - infamoustrapper (12/19/2013) [-]
I can name a dozen things that are better
#101615 - anon (12/18/2013) [-]
Dear NiggerJunk,

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
#102346 to #101615 - anon (12/30/2013) [-]
how small is ur dick.?
#101616 to #101615 - anon (12/18/2013) [-]
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #101618 to #101616 - infamoustrapper (12/19/2013) [-]
navy seals copypasta split into 2 comments? Now I've seen everything
#101612 - anon (12/18/2013) [-]
Could I have a good recipe that makes you drunk and tastes good. I like sour things and the only one I know (and that's good) is mojito. It's only good if it's done perfectly!
User avatar #101621 to #101612 - delphine (12/19/2013) [-]
I like lemon drop shots. Super easy. J'll also use lemon Bacardi instead of regular vodka to make it even more sour, and line the lip of the glass with lemon juice and sugar. The lemon juice you use has to be lemon juice, not lemonade.
www.drinksmixer.com/drink560.html
User avatar #101613 to #101612 - akho (12/18/2013) [-]
Well, call me crazy, but the most efficient way I get drunk is the following

1. Buy some wine. I use Lambrini (I'm poor aka a student).
2. Get Vodka (don't really care, I use whatever I can afford or get atm)

Mix it in ratio 7:3 or 30:7 depending on your mood or whatever.
I mean, vodka and vine combined get me drunk prettttttttty fucking well.
I don't mind the taste, some drinking noobs find it disguising but they just butthurt.
User avatar #101622 to #101613 - delphine (12/19/2013) [-]
I can't even begin to imagine the hangovers you'd get from mixing wine and vodka. Wine hangovers are the worst. But Lambrini's not wine, it's perry which has different tannins than grape wine, and it's only about 7% alcohol, so it might not be as awful.

No judgement here. At least you're not mixing bud light lime margaritas, then I would have to judge you.
User avatar #101623 to #101622 - akho (12/19/2013) [-]
Hangovers? I haven't had that for half a year, since the last time I was in my home country where booze is actually good.

You gotta know how to mix. I had a 2 day party weekend and on the first I had 1.5l of lambrini and 0.35 vodka mix. (take a bottle, fill it up and shake) and I had next to no recollections of the entire night. No hangover though. Next night I had remaining 0.35 vodka and around 0.6l lambrini and my memory was better.
Apparently campus watch had come along to our place and said we had to stop the party and my response was "I smell a cunt" to which he said "I remember your face", though I was piss drunk and my face gets weird so we're good.

Lambrini has a lot of sugar so that gets you hyped and active as fuck and vodka gets you drunk - that's why I go for it.

I'd say mix with an energy drink but those are little excessive on your heart and have no alcohol in them so it's pricier to get wasted.
#101624 to #101623 - delphine (12/19/2013) [-]
I never used to get hangovers either until one day when I suddenly became an adult. In college I could drink all weekend long without consequence but now that I'm getting into my mid 20's it's not so easy. The things they don't tell you... Getting old sucks.
I never used to get hangovers either until one day when I suddenly became an adult. In college I could drink all weekend long without consequence but now that I'm getting into my mid 20's it's not so easy. The things they don't tell you... Getting old sucks.
User avatar #101625 to #101624 - akho (12/19/2013) [-]
I'm fairly aware that the more you consume the more prone you are to a hangover but it's really weird. I used to get really strong ones, though it depended on my drinking.

There was this one party that provided me with an opportunity to enjoy large quantities of whiskey. The next morning I couldn't stand up. I literally crumbled down back to bed as soon as I tried standing up. Yet, when I mix it up with something (not sure what yet) it just doesn't come, even though I am drunk as hell.
Whiskey+beer means you'll have a hard time walking straight and might not remember much but the hangover is not as bad as from whiskey alone.
Wine+vodka+beer is like an instantaneous death sentence.
So might it be sugar that runs so well with me?
User avatar #101606 - unncommon (12/18/2013) [-]
**unncommon rolls 39** ITT: *roll 2*, who ever gets the highest number doesn't fap the amount of days that they rolled.
User avatar #101634 to #101606 - birdss (12/19/2013) [-]
**birdss rolls 22** boobs
User avatar #101627 to #101606 - haydn (12/19/2013) [-]
**haydn rolls 46**
#101610 to #101606 - thisisnachoday **User deleted account** (12/18/2013) [-]
**thisisnachoday rolls 13** I am sooo doing this.  not
**thisisnachoday rolls 13** I am sooo doing this. not
User avatar #101609 to #101606 - infamoustrapper (12/18/2013) [-]
or I could just masturbate right now
User avatar #101607 to #101606 - gosh (12/18/2013) [-]
**gosh rolls 90**
User avatar #101608 to #101607 - gosh (12/18/2013) [-]
Shit...
User avatar #101600 - rplix (12/18/2013) [-]
I signed up for Ok Cupid. Too bad I'm heading back to school in two weeks so none of my matches matter haha.
User avatar #101587 - gosh (12/18/2013) [-]
Does anyone here have a Jewish friend that they can talk to and interrogate and figure out their Jewish ways and plots?
That'd be greeeeaaat.
#101590 to #101587 - anon (12/18/2013) [-]
Plots? We can´t plan any pots, we are trying to forget about the sad things that happened to us in the past...We don´t have time to plot. Wey, wey, those 6 Million deads were so sad...I have no idea how we will manage to ever forget about those 12 Million Jews that died during the War...Can you even Imagine our Pain? 18 Million dead Brothers!
#101595 to #101590 - gosh (12/18/2013) [-]
#101604 to #101595 - ljxjlos (12/18/2013) [-]
Don´t watch me. Better watch those evil Germany, they were the ones that killed the 24 Million Jews!
User avatar #101584 - effort (12/18/2013) [-]
I've been reading and watching many dystopian films/novels. And I have to say, these are really amazing. Especially the sci-fi ones, where it looks like a utopia, but it's actually a dystopia. e.g, Brave New World. I was wondering if there is an exact name of what this concept is called? A dystopian world disguised as a utopia.
User avatar #101603 to #101584 - beatmasterz (12/18/2013) [-]
I think it's just sci-fi dystopia. I assume you've read 1984 and asd?
User avatar #101596 to #101584 - gosh (12/18/2013) [-]
Modern day America?
User avatar #101581 - mrsulfat (12/18/2013) [-]
Hey if you guys would answer my survey, its about alcohol cconsumption
www.esurveycreator.com/s/42cfb90
User avatar #101579 - drastronomy (12/18/2013) [-]
So i love this girl, and i have a suspicion she loves me back too.
Before i was nearly always depressed, since my mom will probably die soon because of her smoking, my friends were not really friends, and that i did not think anyone loved me
Thats over now. I feel happy, even though it is just a suspicion and i am not certain. I have had dreams where we were together, and i always woke up a huge smile.

So for you guys who think no one will ever come along, at least hope for it and try to make yourself believe its happening sometimes. Just because of an occasional smile, the girl i love has made me go from depressed to fucking overflowing with joy.
User avatar #101617 to #101579 - wox (12/18/2013) [-]
If you kiss her you should find out if she likes you pretty fast.
User avatar #101639 to #101617 - drastronomy (12/19/2013) [-]
or attempt rape
User avatar #101591 to #101579 - birdss (12/18/2013) [-]
Gay, you're not even her boyfriend yet. Do something about it.
User avatar #101592 to #101591 - drastronomy (12/18/2013) [-]
because i am not sure she is interested
User avatar #101593 to #101592 - birdss (12/18/2013) [-]
Do something about it then, get rid of the bitch butterflies and date her.
User avatar #101594 to #101593 - drastronomy (12/18/2013) [-]
I do not think it works like that

if she is not interested, tough shit for me. I would rather be slightly happy than super-fucking depressed.

I want to get to know her a bit more before i do that at least....
User avatar #101597 to #101594 - birdss (12/18/2013) [-]
I think i sense that there's fear of rejection.
Dating is basically ''designed'' to get to know each other.
If you wait too long someone else will go for her, and then you'll regret the fact that you didnt ask her out sooner!! ( unless she's really fugly )

but whatever floats your boat, have fun getting happy over that wee smile
User avatar #101598 to #101597 - drastronomy (12/18/2013) [-]
The fear of rejection is logical, though, since id probably become depressed again
and simply asking her on a date is cringe-worthy in my country, for some reason.(norway)
User avatar #101599 to #101598 - birdss (12/18/2013) [-]
Yeah whatever, As long as you live you'll always face rejection.
But you need to keep moving forward despite all that otherwise you'll be drowing and sobbing in self-pity.

Let's be honest, if we all put our reasons to become depressed in a box, i'm pretty sure you'd take your reason out of the box because someone else will always have it much tougher than you, it'll embarras you.

You're a faggot, if you can't follow your own dreams you're going to end up nowhere.
( assuming that your dream is to be with her and make her and yourself happy )

Oh yeh, please explain to me what you see/feel as being depressed!!


User avatar #101601 to #101599 - drastronomy (12/18/2013) [-]
Depression is feeling worthless, tired and sick of everything. Feeling sad as fuck without any real good reasons, not having the energy to do anything besides sitting/lying in one spot the entire day. Lacking motivation to do anything, feeling worthless and unneeded-

And yes, i know i am a huge faggot, since people have it worse than i do, but just because someone has it worse than me does not mean i do not have the right to feel sad.

I'm asking the girl on Friday though, because of what you have told me. It is better to be depressed, but knowing the truth than being disappointed in yourself because you were too much of a pussy to do anything. Besides, i'm no longer depressed because of other reasons as well, so i doubt it will have much of an effect on me...hopefully

thanks for the advice, bro


User avatar #101660 to #101601 - birdss (12/19/2013) [-]
Never said you don't have the right to feel sad.
Feeling sad is different than being depressed!!

But good, i'm glad that i got you off your lazy ass, im expecting results tomorrow!!
If she rejects you, just remember; Do it for the vine.
User avatar #101779 to #101660 - drastronomy (12/20/2013) [-]
as expected, she said no.
Time to become a wizard
User avatar #101691 to #101660 - drastronomy (12/19/2013) [-]
K. Posting results tomorrow
User avatar #101585 to #101579 - unncommon (12/18/2013) [-]
Are you kidding me? That's not good enough dude. Don't even think of settling, because sometime down the road when it's way too late you're going to come to the realisation that "Man...I fucked up." and you're gonna get depressed out of your mind. Go after her. Always remember that you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
#101580 to #101579 - anon (12/18/2013) [-]
Well first off let me start by giving you the funnyjunk welcome You're fucking gay.
User avatar #101589 to #101580 - hydromatic (12/18/2013) [-]
Never change anon
User avatar #101567 - bountymanx (12/17/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/user/RyanHatesBears Please subcribe yall, i'll return the favour.
User avatar #101577 to #101567 - birdss (12/18/2013) [-]
Those were cringeworthy to watch.
#101578 to #101577 - anon (12/18/2013) [-]
hey bridss what is the new tinychat, if there even is one, I haven't been on in forever.
User avatar #101582 to #101578 - birdss (12/18/2013) [-]
www.tinychat.com/fjsocial
Don't think much people will be online though, Since most of us have to work.
User avatar #101568 to #101567 - hydromatic (12/18/2013) [-]
#StopTheBearHate2014
User avatar #101562 - nthmetal (12/17/2013) [-]
If you ever find yourself having a good day, prepare for the worst tomorrow.
User avatar #101586 to #101562 - unncommon (12/18/2013) [-]
If you're ever having a shitty today then prepare for at least three more shitty tomorrows followed by a day or two of being ecstatic followed by an even worse tomorrow than before.
User avatar #101569 to #101562 - hydromatic (12/18/2013) [-]
Don't tell me what to do
#101564 to #101562 - anon (12/17/2013) [-]
You mother fucker I'm having a great day
#101560 - anon (12/17/2013) [-]
I guess this can go here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejc5zic4q2A

This is easily the best comedy show I have ever witnessed, and everyone disagrees with me because they don't get it. I want Bo to succeed but I don't know how he will when he is a genius and his target audience is 90% fucktards
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