Upload
Login or register
Newest
auto-refresh every 1 2 3 5 seconds
asd
#106420 - roliga
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
tinychat.com/9s30q2 help a bored slightly drunk man not be so bored
#106422 to #106420 - jari
Reply +1
(02/19/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#106340 - anon
Reply 0
(02/18/2014) [-]
if you were forced to who on this board would you bang?
#106577 to #106340 - BrayBoy
Reply 0
(02/21/2014) [-]
haydn, dusters literally anyone from the good chat
#106427 to #106340 - legendaryhero
Reply +1
(02/19/2014) [-]
msdinorawr
#106423 to #106340 - finblob
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
you
#106367 to #106340 - birdss
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
Flingwing because she needs a good penis like mine.
#106361 to #106340 - haydn
Reply +2
(02/19/2014) [-]
dusters, quick double jab to the jaw then a right hook to the temple. Bang that cunt the fuck out
#106362 to #106361 - dusters
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
talk to me when your hair stops falling off
#106363 to #106362 - haydn
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
fuck off garlic frog breath
#106364 to #106363 - dusters
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
whatever american lover!
#106360 to #106340 - dusters
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
friedpotato of course
#106575 to #106360 - friedpotato
Reply 0
(02/21/2014) [-]
Kinky
#106353 to #106340 - anon
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
it took me a minute to understand wtf u just said. use commas bitch
#106346 to #106340 - gmarrox
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
I've been fucking myself for months, why stop now?
#106365 to #106346 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
Shhhh, let me fill that void in your as-heart..... fill that void in your heart....
#106345 to #106340 - anon
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
that meth guy obviously. i hear he makes like a tree
#106344 to #106340 - desdemona
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#106343 to #106340 - awesomerninjathing
Reply +2
(02/19/2014) [-]
prettypalmtrees obviously, Bree is my boobear
#106366 to #106343 - prettypalmtrees
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
tanks bae

you too i guess
#106390 to #106366 - awesomerninjathing
Reply +2
(02/19/2014) [-]
lol what did you expect?

and what kinda retarded ish we talkin bout?
#106405 to #106390 - prettypalmtrees
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
Followed
#106409 to #106405 - awesomerninjathing
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
bitches on my dick cuz I look like Based God
#106391 to #106390 - anon
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
lol, beta as FUCK.
#106392 to #106391 - awesomerninjathing
Reply +1
(02/19/2014) [-]
I'm sorry for offending you, infinitezero. I wish I could be as alpha as you, thumbing down any comment teoberry and I make to a girl (most likely your friend irl) on funnyjunk, the world's largest dating site.
#106395 to #106392 - teoberry
Reply +1
(02/19/2014) [-]
infinitezero, I am very sorry for making comments of a sexual nature towards what I assume to be your girlfriend. Me and awesomrninjathing are both insanely sorry for stealing your girl, you cross eyed, long titty, no nipple having ass bitch
#106397 to #106395 - awesomerninjathing
Reply +2
(02/19/2014) [-]
all these niggas be like memes on instagram/facebook are always low quality as fuck
#106396 to #106395 - teoberry
Reply +1
(02/19/2014) [-]
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE SAID HE AINT HAD NO NIPPLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
#106398 to #106396 - awesomerninjathing
Reply +2
(02/19/2014) [-]
did you just back yourself up
#106414 to #106398 - teoberry
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
it's from a kevin hart skit
#106413 to #106398 - teoberry
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
I just said he ain't had no nipples. thumb me up bb
#106368 to #106366 - awesomerninjathing
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
d-do u meen it?
#106370 to #106368 - prettypalmtrees
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
i'll be ur ride or die
#106372 to #106370 - awesomerninjathing
Reply +2
(02/19/2014) [-]
u can ride me anytime ;)
#106374 to #106372 - prettypalmtrees
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
oh lordy
#106369 to #106368 - prettypalmtrees
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
forever & always, boo
#106371 to #106369 - awesomerninjathing
Reply +2
(02/19/2014) [-]
will u come with me to the next Kanye concert~
#106373 to #106371 - prettypalmtrees
Reply +1
(02/19/2014) [-]
of course duh
#106375 to #106373 - awesomerninjathing
Reply +2
(02/19/2014) [-]
I don't need your pussy, bitch I'm on my own dick
#106376 to #106375 - prettypalmtrees
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
whoa now
take it wasy
#106378 to #106376 - awesomerninjathing
Reply +2
(02/19/2014) [-]
why would you say yes to going to the concert but not know the lyric

god, women
#106379 to #106378 - prettypalmtrees
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
because i was joking
#106380 to #106379 - awesomerninjathing
Reply +2
(02/19/2014) [-]
omg bree-san stop playing wit my emotions~~~~~~~~~~~
#106381 to #106380 - prettypalmtrees
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
im playin hard 2 get
#106382 to #106381 - awesomerninjathing
Reply +2
(02/19/2014) [-]
u aint the only thang that's hard bb
#106383 to #106382 - prettypalmtrees
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
???whoa- do i have that effect on u???
#106384 to #106383 - awesomerninjathing
Reply +2
(02/19/2014) [-]
not sure if that actually bothers you or not

do u have instagram
#106385 to #106384 - prettypalmtrees
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
perhaps
#106386 to #106385 - awesomerninjathing
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
omg follow me
#106387 to #106386 - prettypalmtrees
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
whass ur naem
#106388 to #106387 - awesomerninjathing
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#106389 to #106388 - prettypalmtrees
0
(02/19/2014) [-]
you're 10x cooler than expected

ill follow you when i delete the retarded ishh off my IG
#106377 to #106376 - prettypalmtrees
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
easy*
#106342 to #106340 - ScottP
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
I'd like to get to know them first and take them out to a nice dinner. Then maybe a few months down the road if she wants to, then I would acquiesce.
#106341 to #106340 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
I would fuck anybody on this board simply on principle alone.
#106319 - clavatninenine ONLINE
Reply -2
(02/18/2014) [-]
#106318 - anon
Reply 0
(02/18/2014) [-]
I like to piss in my sink instead of the toilet I;ve been doing this for about 2 months because my piss doesn't go everywhere like on my trousers anyone else do this?
#106316 - msdinorawr
Reply 0
(02/18/2014) [-]
tricks for falling asleep?
#106326 to #106316 - birdss
Reply +3
(02/18/2014) [-]
masturbate
#106332 to #106326 - drunkengnome
Reply -2
(02/18/2014) [-]
Approve.
#106324 to #106316 - desdemona
Reply +1
(02/18/2014) [-]
If it's because of noise invest in some foam earplugs - plastic ones are more expensive but I've found them to be really shit and foam ones don't cost a whole lot.

If it's something to do with your mind racing too much then try and think of something monotonous, that's what I do. I think of a category, for example boys names, and go through the alphabet giving a name for each letter. You could also do girls names, animals, movies, books, celebs, people you know ect ect.

Another way is to set yourself up a routine. Try having a warm shower half an hour before you go to bed and set yourself a bed time.
#106317 to #106316 - gmarrox
Reply +2
(02/18/2014) [-]
I smoke pot. That's about all that works for me, except for sleeping pills, which i can't take because they require at least 8 hours of sleep, which I can't afford.

If pot's not your thing, I hear white noise works for non-insomniacs.
#106315 - Sethorein
Reply +4
(02/18/2014) [-]
so is this like friendly board only no one ever actually talks?
#106399 to #106315 - anon
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
This board is about as friendly as a badger.
#106335 to #106315 - sunsetshimmer
Reply 0
(02/18/2014) [-]
Friendly is like twitter.
Constantly saying whatever they're thinking.
#106336 to #106335 - Sethorein
Reply 0
(02/18/2014) [-]
better diarrhea than constipation....
#106298 - ScottP
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
Anyone here watch Sherlock? I'm just watching Season 3 Episode 3 and I'm geeking out and I wanted to just kinda' chat it out with someone
#106299 to #106298 - anon
Reply 0
(02/18/2014) [-]
Yeahhhh watched Sherlock. What you geeking out about?
#106300 to #106299 - ScottP
Reply 0
(02/18/2014) [-]
I'm just hyped about what's going to happen in Season 4 and over what happened in episode 3

I can't believe that Moriarty is still alive! Like, how did he survive a bullet to the head? And why is Mary an assassin? And who is the "other brother" that Mycroft referred to? And why was Magnussen played out to be such a big threat, yet killed off so anticlimactically?
#106337 to #106300 - anon
Reply 0
(02/18/2014) [-]
I had an idea that maybe 'Moriarty' was the name of a group... And Jim was just one of the faces. Maybe he has another guy ready to step into his shoes... I mean, he can't still be alive he shot out his face.
#106338 to #106337 - ScottP
Reply 0
(02/18/2014) [-]
That's actually a pretty good theory, kinda' like a "James Bond" pseudonym? I'm interested to know who Mycroft meant when he said "I'm not one to show eager affection for my brother. You know what happened to the other one."
#106339 to #106338 - anon
Reply 0
(02/18/2014) [-]
Exactly, although either way it's gonna be bloody interesting how they'll play it out.. And that got me really thinking, hopefully they'll twist back on that in season 4... I hate loose ends.
#106296 - nimba
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
Three animals are in a bar, and the barman asks them what they are doing there:
The cheetah says he drinks to relax
The zebra says he likes the taste
The elephant says he drinks to forget


Might just be the saddest joke I've ever told
#106313 to #106296 - Sethorein
Reply 0
(02/18/2014) [-]
why can't sally play on the swings?

Because she has no arms

knock knock

who's there?

NOT SALLY
#106307 to #106296 - acemcgunner
Reply 0
(02/18/2014) [-]
that was so bad my cat's face just melted
that was so bad my cat's face just melted
#106305 to #106296 - solbadguygg ONLINE
Reply 0
(02/18/2014) [-]
A priest and a rabbi are standing near a playground full of children
The priest says "Hey, Let's go fuck those kids!"
The rabbi says "Out of what?"
#106309 to #106305 - acemcgunner
Reply 0
(02/18/2014) [-]
here's some bad joke
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/sickkickers/shitty+jokes+for+the+bates/armzGne/

Q: who sleeps with his shoes on?
A: a horse
#106301 to #106296 - ferrettamer
Reply +1
(02/18/2014) [-]
i don't get it
#106304 to #106301 - misticalz
Reply -1
(02/18/2014) [-]
me 3
#106310 to #106304 - acemcgunner
Reply 0
(02/18/2014) [-]
Q: why did Susan's coffee taste like mud?
#106312 to #106310 - acemcgunner
Reply 0
(02/18/2014) [-]
A: it was fresh ground
#106292 - anon
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
opinion about gypsies
#106421 to #106292 - aherorising
Reply +1
(02/19/2014) [-]
they're jew-nigger hybrids: stealing money and shit like jews, picking fights like niggies
#106293 to #106292 - fluttershyismine
Reply +3
(02/17/2014) [-]
luv em
#106294 to #106293 - anon
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
brlek
#106295 to #106294 - heathz
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
uuu
#106289 - tombobbusama
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
ITT: weird shit you've done.

The other day, I was home alone, so I made myself a fake vagina out of a towel, a plastic bag, and an elastic band. After humping it for about half an hour, I realised I wasnt getting anywhere, so I fapped normally.
After I finished, I cleaned up and put the towel back on the towel rack in my bathroom. Its still there.
#106323 to #106289 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(02/18/2014) [-]
I ate some grapes
#120911 to #106323 - TheseChocodiles
Reply 0
(05/06/2016) [-]
classic
#120912 to #120911 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(05/06/2016) [-]
WOULD YOU STOP
#120913 to #120912 - TheseChocodiles
Reply 0
(05/06/2016) [-]
I can't fucking go on the stupid hating board and I'm bored and this is funny let me have this
#120921 to #120913 - ohemgeezus
Reply 0
(05/10/2016) [-]
why not
#120922 to #120921 - TheseChocodiles
Reply 0
(05/10/2016) [-]
How did you even find this lol

Well why would I? All it did was make me feel like I was more of a loser than I actually am. When I posted that comment I suppose I felt I couldn't go on the board out of principle, but now I just think why would I stick around a place to watch warped fuckers talk about me like I was a piece of shit, I'm not insecure enough for that.

At the start it was hard like I really wanted to check it more often/post but now it's like why did I even care. So if you ever feel like leaving literally after 3 or 4 days you don't give a shit. Also this isn't like I fucking hate you all comment, I liked most people there but I just didn't want to stick around to literally just be a meme of the board.
#120923 to #120922 - ohemgeezus
Reply 0
(05/10/2016) [-]
it's literally one person doing anything, if you block and hide all him it'll be like no one is talking about you.

And I found you because that person said you said you're leaving and not coming back so I went into your search history to see where you said it
#120924 to #120923 - TheseChocodiles
Reply 0
(05/10/2016) [-]
No its just a better life decision to let that shit go cause I don't need it and it never made me happy. I don't want to be spending my summer with my friends and secretly checking a hating board on my phone to see what dumb shit was commented back to me. Who knows maybe after summer when most of my pals leave for uni again il come crawling back but for now fuuuuck thhaaaaat.
#106314 to #106289 - anon
Reply 0
(02/18/2014) [-]
I captured an ant and set up a camera next to it in containment. I watched it die on film later. It was kinda cool...
#106306 to #106289 - gmarrox
Reply 0
(02/18/2014) [-]
Pro-tip: use a rubber glove wrapped in a towel, and then fold the glove opening back around the towel. Fill it with lotion/lube.

Source: adolescence.
#106325 to #106306 - tombobbusama
Reply 0
(02/18/2014) [-]
thats exactly what I did, but with a small plastic bag instead of a glove.
#106330 to #106325 - gmarrox
Reply 0
(02/18/2014) [-]
Obviously the problem here is your lack of rubber gloves.
#106331 to #106330 - tombobbusama
Reply 0
(02/18/2014) [-]
indeed. Now that I think about it, gloves might've worked better...

...brb gonna go hump a towel
#106287 - ngonzalez
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
Hey, does anyone by any chance have that reaction picture of that comic where "that pun was so bad that it literally killed everyone?" And its a single picture of a comic with the Earth in it? Anyone know what the hell I'm talking about?
I'm not sure if I'm just making this more confusing orrr...
#106419 to #106287 - matoromahri
Reply +1
(02/19/2014) [-]
sorry im late
#106439 to #106419 - ngonzalez
Reply 0
(02/20/2014) [-]
You are a beautiful person, sir. Thank you kindly.
#106282 - finblob
Reply +2
(02/17/2014) [-]
do u wanna build a snoman
#106290 to #106282 - tombobbusama
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
go away finblob
#106256 - mcquiston
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
SO, people....
...what's the deal with all this fedora fat guy hate thing that's going on at the moment, something i've missed on the net?
Genuine question.
#106280 to #106256 - drunkengnome
Reply +1
(02/17/2014) [-]
The Fedora/Beta/Cringe/Omega thing is something coming straight out from 4chan.
We share picture of people who think they are superior just because they dress out of the ordinary, talking like they belong to the royals, or acting like a whiteknight (which I think are the worst).
#106272 to #106256 - fuckya
Reply +2
(02/17/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#106258 to #106256 - sunsetshimmer
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
I dunno. It's weird.
It was probably a gradual thing, but I was shocked when the giant hate storm appeared too.

Side-note: using the term "euphoria" is considered 'bad internet' speak now.
#106257 to #106256 - gmarrox
Reply +2
(02/17/2014) [-]
Trilbies have been commonly mistaken for fedoras.  Trilbies are often worn completely out of fashion.  The people who do so are often doing so because they think it's something a classy gentleman would wear.  Being a classy gentleman is often something that people who are less than fortunate with women are fixated upon, because of the "women only date assholes" stereotype.  People who are less fortunate with women are often so because of a weight problem.     
   
Hence, fedoras = fat, trilby wearing neckbeard.
Trilbies have been commonly mistaken for fedoras. Trilbies are often worn completely out of fashion. The people who do so are often doing so because they think it's something a classy gentleman would wear. Being a classy gentleman is often something that people who are less than fortunate with women are fixated upon, because of the "women only date assholes" stereotype. People who are less fortunate with women are often so because of a weight problem.

Hence, fedoras = fat, trilby wearing neckbeard.
#106260 to #106257 - mcquiston
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
Ahhh! I see. That makes more sense than what i assumed.

Thanks for clearing it up!
#106249 - anon
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
Post your favorite inspirational quotes.
#106400 to #106249 - anon
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
fuck bitches get money
#106279 to #106263 - aherorising
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
that one is pretty cool, only bit lame it has to say "courage wolf". the quote itself would've been enough
#106261 to #106249 - ScottP
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
"Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat."
-F. Scott Fitzgerald
#106252 to #106249 - gmarrox
Reply +2
(02/17/2014) [-]
#106264 to #106252 - gmarrox
Reply +2
(02/17/2014) [-]
Actually, this one is more awesome.
#106347 to #106264 - AbsentMinded
Reply +1
(02/19/2014) [-]
*Ahem*
#106348 to #106347 - gmarrox
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
#106350 to #106349 - gmarrox
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
#106354 to #106350 - AbsentMinded
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
Not sure if Danny.
Not sure if Danny.
#106355 to #106354 - gmarrox
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
The world may never know
The world may never know
#106356 to #106355 - AbsentMinded
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
I taped Danny to my hip flask, making him officially a spirit guide.
#106357 to #106356 - gmarrox
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
He speaks to me on a spiritual level as well.
#106358 to #106357 - AbsentMinded
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
Oh man I laughed way to hard at that.
#106351 to #106350 - AbsentMinded
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
You win this round.
#106352 to #106351 - gmarrox
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
<3 u bb
#106248 - leshiggydiggy
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
What haircut should I get?
(Pic related it's me)
#106359 to #106248 - AbsentMinded
Reply 0
(02/19/2014) [-]
Grow it all the way out dude.   
Then style by sleeping.
Grow it all the way out dude.
Then style by sleeping.
#106333 to #106248 - BrayBoy
Reply +1
(02/18/2014) [-]
the blue one, it makes you go faster
#106311 to #106248 - acemcgunner
Reply 0
(02/18/2014) [-]
the emo? cut..
#106302 to #106248 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
Reply 0
(02/18/2014) [-]
Mohawk. No joke. Let the mohawk guide you into the embracing light of sure splendor as you become the envy of those around you.
#106291 to #106248 - tombobbusama
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
bald
#106247 - niceguyguy
Reply +1
(02/17/2014) [-]
Hello.
#106255 to #106247 - sequel
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
Hello.
#106244 - minibeep
Reply 0
(02/16/2014) [-]
i dont know if i want people to hate me or like me :c
wat do ?
#106276 to #106244 - birdss
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
faggot
#106262 to #106244 - ScottP
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
Try being the comic relief guy. Let me tell you from experience that you better have confidence and a lot of patience
#106245 to #106244 - pixmantle
Reply 0
(02/16/2014) [-]
Hate is kind of overdone, maybe try to find a new sort of social role to fill.
#106243 - baconarrow
Reply 0
(02/16/2014) [-]
So I've had the same wallpaper for a really long time now and I was looking for a new one. Anyone care to post their current wallpaper, or just any wallpaper at all? Thanks.
#106266 to #106243 - gmarrox
Reply +1
(02/17/2014) [-]
#106267 to #106266 - gmarrox
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
#106268 to #106267 - gmarrox
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
#106269 to #106268 - gmarrox
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
#106270 to #106269 - gmarrox
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
#106271 to #106270 - gmarrox
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
#106259 to #106243 - sunsetshimmer
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
Current one.

Unlocked desktop icons so I can place them off the grid
#106283 to #106246 - baconarrow
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
Thanks, really helped.
#106242 - littlejewnig
Reply -2
(02/16/2014) [-]
hey FJ, I'm selling a brand new, in the box basketball signed by the Clippers all-star Blake Griffin. Take a look at the link and leave an offer if you're interested!

www.ebay.com/itm/Blake-Griffin-Signed-Basketball-Brand-New-In-The-Box-/251453450444?pt=US_Autographs&hash=item3a8bcb28cc
#106277 to #106242 - birdss
Reply 0
(02/17/2014) [-]
Hey, i'm selling my used basketball, I signed it myself,
Are u interested?? it's 599 Dollars + 40dollars for shipping111111!!!
fairly cheap11, fuck off,