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#87754 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [-]
Please take 30 seconds to fill out a survey about social networks. goo.gl/Q0OmrG
User avatar #87753 - naoxyn (07/31/2013) [-]
Looking towards the FJ community for birthday ideas. I'm 21 in September, and I lack the creativity to decide what to do. Looking for ideas for close friends, after the bar crawl.

Much appreciated!
User avatar #87787 to #87753 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (08/01/2013) [-]
Do you have a pool?
User avatar #87800 to #87787 - naoxyn (08/01/2013) [-]
Yes!
User avatar #87802 to #87800 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (08/01/2013) [-]
Buy glowsticks, the kind that glow after you first bend them. Buy like 50 of them and toss them in your pool at night. And buy like 2 or 3 blacklights to put around your pool for at night time. It looks so awesome
User avatar #87755 to #87753 - percioz (07/31/2013) [-]
Idk I'd love drunk paintball.
User avatar #87756 to #87755 - naoxyn (07/31/2013) [-]
That's frightening! You wouldn't be able to run the onslaught of paint!
User avatar #87760 to #87756 - percioz (07/31/2013) [-]
Neither would you be able to aim.
User avatar #87761 to #87760 - naoxyn (07/31/2013) [-]
Good point! the only issue would be getting enough guns for everyone with no paint ball range/rental place in this city xD
User avatar #87762 to #87761 - percioz (07/31/2013) [-]
Go into the woods, use pink spray cans to mark where the "battlefield" is.
Paintball guns should be able to rent somewhere close I'd guess.
#87751 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [-]
I'v strayed so far from doing homework that I found myself watching root beer commercials on youtube. There go my dreams of getting into college.
#87764 to #87747 - butthurtmachine (07/31/2013) [-]
gib link i'd join
User avatar #87742 - smashmenao (07/31/2013) [-]
anyone know and Free Mobile Hotspots for Android? I downloaded FoxFI but now sure how well its going to last.
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#87728 - Beenfiftyfive (07/31/2013) [-]
So how's everyone's summer been and whats you plan for this coming up school year?
#87748 to #87728 - derein (07/31/2013) [-]
School starts in three weeks for me. On the monday before school starts I'm going to House of Blues in Chicago for the Summer Slaughter Tour.
User avatar #87743 to #87728 - ljxjlos ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
The weather is shit (30-40 degree, I´m melting) and I haven´t even had holidays yet. Started to work two days after my last exams. On the other side, what´s coming will be awesome. A pretty neat Festival, a week in the best country of the world denmark , our annual 3-days party and some concerts - sadly all that is another month of work away...
User avatar #87740 to #87728 - birdss (07/31/2013) [-]
> boring
> Don't fail
User avatar #87736 to #87728 - kimkve ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
My uncle got cancer and is dying... going to the army...

#love2013
User avatar #87735 to #87728 - TheseChocodiles (07/31/2013) [-]
- good
- dont fail
#87727 - misticalz ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq5t_TBZq1I

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEE
(CLICK DUH LINK)
User avatar #87792 to #87727 - icameheretotroll (08/01/2013) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAG
User avatar #87780 to #87727 - weinerdick (08/01/2013) [-]
Kinda sounds like a Sonic song
Like in the city on Adventure 1
#87757 to #87727 - percioz (07/31/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday misty, sorry I was late
Happy Birthday misty, sorry I was late
User avatar #87786 to #87757 - misticalz ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
ty
User avatar #87752 to #87727 - davvi (07/31/2013) [-]
happy birthday misti
User avatar #87785 to #87752 - misticalz ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
ty
#87707 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
Does anyone else wonder why when they make amazingly witty comments they only get 1 or 2 thumbs, but when you comment something that really isn't that funny, but has a slightly relevant connection you get around 50 thumbs? I feel like things are backwards here.
User avatar #87695 - fillelindome (07/30/2013) [-]
Sup Social board, lurker here

ITT: Which person would you go gay for, and why?

Ryan Gosling, he is one handsome motherfucker, plus he seems classy as fuck
User avatar #87778 to #87695 - OptimusRhyme (08/01/2013) [-]
mila kunis, emilia clarke (but she has to be in one of her costumes from game of thrones)
User avatar #87745 to #87695 - ljxjlos ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Viggo Mortensen. Hugh Jackman. Probably.
User avatar #87738 to #87695 - loveyameanish (07/31/2013) [-]
Samara Weaving, Mila Kunis, Amber Heard.
User avatar #87734 to #87695 - TheseChocodiles (07/31/2013) [-]
Ryan Gosling seems to be a popular choice, when i was passing through czech republic, we met these czech guys, and the only thing this one guy could say was ''ryan gosling is very...'' then he would kiss his fist and smile.

User avatar #87709 to #87695 - jari (07/30/2013) [-]
Jason Momoa, Johnny depp, Downey jr.,
Chris Hemsworth (only in his Thor costume),
Teemu Mäntysaari, Jon Snow, Dean and Sam Winchester,
Legolas, Will Turner, Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-levitt,...

User avatar #87706 to #87695 - misticalz ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
no one
User avatar #87704 to #87695 - percioz (07/30/2013) [-]
Wentworth Miller, who wouldn't?
#87690 - wretchedlarva (07/30/2013) [-]
Need dem skype contacts. i'm so lonely
User avatar #87766 to #87690 - acidjunk (07/31/2013) [-]
GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON TO ADD YOU
User avatar #87767 to #87766 - wretchedlarva (07/31/2013) [-]
i don't like mlp
User avatar #87768 to #87767 - acidjunk (07/31/2013) [-]
that was very fast, but im neutral to ponies.
User avatar #87769 to #87768 - wretchedlarva (07/31/2013) [-]
i'm a funny guy.
User avatar #87770 to #87769 - acidjunk (07/31/2013) [-]
moar
User avatar #87771 to #87770 - wretchedlarva (07/31/2013) [-]
i'm sexy
User avatar #87775 to #87774 - wretchedlarva (07/31/2013) [-]
add me, fucker
User avatar #87776 to #87775 - acidjunk (07/31/2013) [-]
erm okay
User avatar #87777 to #87776 - wretchedlarva (07/31/2013) [-]
afonso.santos97 add me, phaggot
User avatar #87723 to #87690 - mimidevlin (07/31/2013) [-]
We all are.
User avatar #87693 to #87690 - ariscorp (07/30/2013) [-]
omg dotn ddos me pls
#87672 - wretchedlarva (07/30/2013) [-]
What do you guys think about what Derek did? To be honest I think he was a total hypocrit. He left his prison gang because they were having drug deals with spics and then goes and befriends black people AND spics? I honestly don't get it. Then he gets butt-raped and totally leaves his beliefs behind? Someone explain.
What do you guys think about what Derek did? To be honest I think he was a total hypocrit. He left his prison gang because they were having drug deals with spics and then goes and befriends black people AND spics? I honestly don't get it. Then he gets butt-raped and totally leaves his beliefs behind? Someone explain.
User avatar #87711 to #87672 - percioz (07/31/2013) [-]
This is here for a reason, thanks.
User avatar #87713 to #87712 - percioz (07/31/2013) [-]
Well you kinda spoiled this movie for me (:
User avatar #87714 to #87713 - wretchedlarva (07/31/2013) [-]
oooh noooo
User avatar #87720 to #87714 - percioz (07/31/2013) [-]
Is that a "OH I FUCKED UP"-oh no or is it "Oh no it doesen't spoil really"-oh no
User avatar #87724 to #87720 - wretchedlarva (07/31/2013) [-]
I didn't spoil shit, trust me. Watch it.
#87696 to #87672 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
The events he experienced caused him to change his beliefs and ideals. Is it that difficult to understand?
User avatar #87697 to #87696 - wretchedlarva (07/30/2013) [-]
I get that, but wasn't what he did before he was raped EXTREMELY hypocritical?
#87699 to #87697 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
He saw the error of his ways and changed; it happens. Don't over-think it
User avatar #87700 to #87699 - wretchedlarva (07/30/2013) [-]
No, he left his gang because they were doing drug deals with latinos, and then went and played basketball with blacks...
#87701 to #87700 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
Oh, that's the part you meant. Well it wasn't a friendly pick-up game, it was for the court. He wanted only to beat them to assert some sense of dominance and shit
User avatar #87702 to #87701 - wretchedlarva (07/30/2013) [-]
No. I mean in prison. There is a scene shortly after he leaves his gang where he is seen playing basketball with blacks.
#87703 to #87702 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
I sure wish I had the movie downloaded so I could go see what you're talking about
User avatar #87678 to #87672 - luiselvergas (07/30/2013) [-]
who is derek?
User avatar #87679 to #87678 - wretchedlarva (07/30/2013) [-]
American History X. From the .gif I posted.
User avatar #87681 to #87679 - luiselvergas (07/30/2013) [-]
I've never seen it but i have been dying to see for a long time
User avatar #87682 to #87681 - wretchedlarva (07/30/2013) [-]
It's a great movie. Watch it. Now. Do it. phanact.
#87683 to #87682 - luiselvergas (07/30/2013) [-]
its not on netflix
its not on netflix
User avatar #87684 to #87683 - wretchedlarva (07/30/2013) [-]
Pirate it.
User avatar #87685 to #87684 - luiselvergas (07/30/2013) [-]
later to busy doing nothing
User avatar #87686 to #87685 - wretchedlarva (07/30/2013) [-]
Do you have Skype?
User avatar #87687 to #87686 - luiselvergas (07/30/2013) [-]
yes why?
User avatar #87688 to #87687 - wretchedlarva (07/30/2013) [-]
gief it to meh
User avatar #87689 to #87688 - luiselvergas (07/30/2013) [-]
luis.quiroga80
i am rarely on though
User avatar #87674 to #87672 - misticalz ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
What
User avatar #87680 to #87674 - wretchedlarva (07/30/2013) [-]
American History X. From the .gif I posted.
User avatar #87739 to #87680 - ohokay (07/31/2013) [-]
You should have gone to the television board man, but still yeah he left the racist gang in prison because he could see that it was just a bullshit facade and that a lot of the dudes he was hanging about with before were like that so he decided to shove it in everyones faces and do multicultural basketball time
User avatar #87669 - dinosaurballs (07/30/2013) [-]
I think I just twerked so hard that I popped my cherry.... So fucking brutal.
User avatar #87671 to #87669 - misticalz ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
Twerk so hard 'ya break ya neck
#87670 to #87669 - millennial (07/30/2013) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen.
#87631 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
#87617 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
Does "Are come with you" make sense or "I'll come with you"
#87618 to #87617 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
What is the context? If you're going to go with someone, then obviously, it's the latter one.
#87619 to #87618 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
My friend wants to go cinema he says are definitely go.
#87620 to #87619 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
I can't rally understand you. But, if your friend wants to go to the cinema with you, then it's I'll come with you, comrade.
#87623 to #87620 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
He's using "Are" as "I'll" so he says "Are go cinema"
#87615 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
Hello social. It's me again, the one who asked for pickup lines. I'm trying to get drunk again, and I wondered, what is the gayest drink I can order at a bar?
User avatar #87633 to #87615 - jackirl ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
gayest i can think of off the top of my head is a Pink lady cocktail... I usually drink them in fish bowls so its not gay... At least that's what i tell myself.
User avatar #87630 to #87615 - birdss (07/29/2013) [-]
Shandy
User avatar #87637 to #87630 - ireallylikepotatoe (07/30/2013) [-]
Shandy is for gays and people driving later.

They gayest drink is a cosmopolitan.
User avatar #87628 to #87615 - percioz (07/29/2013) [-]
Shirley Temple.
Because it's a virgin drink that's used as an insult or for kids.
User avatar #87622 to #87615 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/29/2013) [-]
Purple Nurples. Oh wait.... there is the ultra-gay drink called: anything that isnt whiskey.


Just kidding here is a good list:

-Anything ending in -tini (ex. appletini, lemontini, etc.)
-Fuzzy Navel
-Cosmopolitan
-Margaritas (unless youre downing those in pint glasses without salt on the rim)
-Anything you have to lick salt and lime off of a man's hard abdominals after drinking
-Hurricanes are kind of a gamble. They look womanly but they will hit you harder than a linebacker after seeing you fucking his wife.
-Mixed drinks with umbrellas, straws, and bright colors, usually blended

It doesnt hurt to walk up to the bartender and jsut say "I want you to make me the gayest, bright-colored, umbrella-clad, swirley-strawed drink you know how to make."


User avatar #87732 to #87622 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
Margaritas aren't really a gay drink unless you're in a pub with 4 of your bros
User avatar #87733 to #87732 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/31/2013) [-]
Unless you drink them in one of those giant salted-rim margarita glasses.

That's what makes it gay. I down margaritas in regular pint glasses. Tequila is tequila. I would never dare drink it out of a giant swirly glass with salt on the rim..... I just can't.
#87624 to #87622 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
Hey man. thanks for answering. I usually asked the bartenders to give me a gay drink, but here, they just give me most expensive thing regardless if it's gay or not.
User avatar #87634 to #87624 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/29/2013) [-]
You're welcome. If I can help in any way I try to. And alcohol is something I am familiar with due to past tragedies in which I took the wrong path to cope with.

anyone who drinks alot of hard liquor knows about the gayer drinks. partly because it's a common joke between straight male drinkers and mostly because every male wants to drink the delicious drinks but are too scared of what others may think to actually order one.
#87635 to #87634 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
Sorry to hear about your past. Yeah, it's true that male straight tend to order gay drinks as a joke, and it's kinda funny.
User avatar #87636 to #87635 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/29/2013) [-]
Don't be sorry. I certainly am not.
#87609 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
Hey, does anyone live in Oxfordshire, England?
User avatar #87638 to #87609 - ireallylikepotatoe (07/30/2013) [-]
I live in Englandshire, Oxford.
User avatar #87613 to #87609 - TheseChocodiles (07/29/2013) [-]
Yeah why?
#87604 - unncommon (07/29/2013) [-]
I got a face only a mother can love...or not so much...
#87661 to #87604 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
Allex, Why you post so much info?
Mom's name?
Where you live?
Facebook Messenger.
Facebook picture.
I'm going through your brother's pictures right now. x
User avatar #87663 to #87661 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (07/30/2013) [-]
I, too, was looking through Blayne's pictures.
User avatar #87665 to #87663 - unncommon (07/30/2013) [-]
He's cute, right?
User avatar #87666 to #87665 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (07/30/2013) [-]
I don't even recall what he looks like to be honest. Don't remember what I did 1 hour let alone 2.
User avatar #87668 to #87666 - unncommon (07/30/2013) [-]
Same here, but I say something stupid in 5th grade and 'Ohp'. I'm scared for life.
User avatar #87667 to #87666 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (07/30/2013) [-]
*1 hour ago
User avatar #87641 to #87604 - haydn (07/30/2013) [-]
mums name on internet, yep v clever
User avatar #87595 - misticalz ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
"bby cum 'er and lemme giv u sum luvin'"
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