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User avatar #101422 - rokkarokkaali (12/16/2013) [-]
i.imgur.com/ATtU1.jpg are you guys as bored as me
#101434 to #101422 - unncommon (12/16/2013) [-]
Should I masturbate to this orrr...?
User avatar #101435 to #101434 - rokkarokkaali (12/16/2013) [-]
obviously
#101420 - anon (12/16/2013) [-]
I'm a 17 year old who just shelved his video games to get a life, ask me anything, faggots. Enjoy the gif.
I'm a 17 year old who just shelved his video games to get a life, ask me anything, faggots. Enjoy the gif.
User avatar #101485 to #101420 - infernobird (12/16/2013) [-]
Have you considered playing video games while also "having a life"? its not that hard.
#101487 to #101485 - anon (12/16/2013) [-]
Its hard for me because when I start playing I can't control the amount of time I spend, so yeah I've thought of it, but I decided to quit cold turkey and maybe come back next year.
#101438 to #101420 - anon (12/16/2013) [-]
Anyone else want a piece of this 6 to 7 inch dick?
User avatar #101431 to #101420 - unncommon (12/16/2013) [-]
When are you gonna become not a virgin?
#101437 to #101431 - anon (12/16/2013) [-]
The minute your mother starts doing more than oral, still trying to convince her though, maybe I can make you a new brother.
User avatar #101442 to #101437 - unncommon (12/16/2013) [-]
Good luck, it took me three years to get my mom to do more than oral.
#101444 to #101442 - anon (12/16/2013) [-]
You mother fucker.
You mother fucker.
User avatar #101423 to #101420 - rokkarokkaali (12/16/2013) [-]
how short is your dick
#101425 to #101423 - anon (12/16/2013) [-]
6-7 inches, from the base.
User avatar #101464 to #101425 - rplix (12/16/2013) [-]
From the base?! You gotta include the balls in your measurement but don't tell anyone you did.

Boom. Like an extra 2 inches.
#101488 to #101464 - anon (12/16/2013) [-]
I don't feel the need to lie, my dick size is acceptable, I also don't want people to mistake me for a negro.
#101416 - fuckya ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
Ask a bored kid anything.
User avatar #101503 to #101478 - fuckya ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
Maybe.
User avatar #101462 to #101461 - fuckya ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
That's not a question.
#101494 to #101462 - awkwardjew (12/16/2013) [-]
Well done.
#101417 to #101416 - anon (12/15/2013) [-]
but if u kid, y u look so old in pic?
User avatar #101421 to #101417 - fuckya ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
Benjamin Button Syndrome.
#101432 to #101421 - unncommon (12/16/2013) [-]
That movie made me fucking cry dude don't bring it up.
User avatar #101433 to #101432 - fuckya ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
I never even watched it.
#101426 to #101421 - anon (12/16/2013) [-]
dude I herd bout that sheet nigga, that's like some seamstress shit man, all them buttons and shit u hear me?
User avatar #101427 to #101426 - fuckya ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
Gotta peel 'em off everyday.
#101428 to #101427 - anon (12/16/2013) [-]
That's some shit.
#101414 - phildawhale (12/15/2013) [-]
What's everyone getting for christmas then
User avatar #101424 to #101414 - rokkarokkaali (12/16/2013) [-]
If one of our friends with money can, I'll be getting GTA V. Thend
#101418 to #101414 - anon (12/15/2013) [-]
I'm poor and so is my family, I got clothes, which I'm actually really happy to get.
User avatar #101400 - stillfreeman (12/15/2013) [-]
I was on Omegle and I shit you not, a girl with an Ukulele sang He man's What's going on while playing the Ukulele, and she had a very good voice. It made my day, I extend my thanks to her.
#101419 to #101400 - anon (12/16/2013) [-]
k
User avatar #101396 - minialice (12/15/2013) [-]
Does anybody have any suggestions of good drinks to serve on Christmas? I wanted to do eggnog and Irish whiskey, but my boyfriend can't have eggnog. This is his first year celebrating Christmas, and I reall can't think of anything besides Baileys and coffee. I haven't ventured very far with alcohol.
User avatar #101509 to #101396 - happyhour ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
Heated bushmills original or mixed with honey
User avatar #101476 to #101396 - desdemona (12/16/2013) [-]
We have bucks fizz which is basically just two parts orange juice to one part champagne (cheap shit)
User avatar #101403 to #101396 - TheseChocodiles (12/15/2013) [-]
never had eggnog, its not really a thing here in ireland
won't go near whiskey ever since we did shots of it and my cousin decided to mix it with ice-cream, told me it was lovely, made me have some and i thought i was going to be sick

my family don't really get into the whole christmas drinks thing, its not really what we are drinking that is important just as long as we are drinking it in excess is the main thing.
User avatar #101399 to #101396 - cloverhand (12/15/2013) [-]
I usually have alcoholic cider but it all depends on what you like
User avatar #101397 to #101396 - stripey ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
gotta have the nog mang
User avatar #101395 - rokkarokkaali (12/15/2013) [-]
(´・ ʖ・`)
User avatar #101373 - acidjunk (12/14/2013) [-]
Is finally sixteen
Yay
User avatar #101398 to #101373 - stripey ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday!
User avatar #101389 to #101373 - georgeojffs (12/15/2013) [-]
legal in my country
#101382 to #101373 - maddboiy (12/14/2013) [-]
haypy borthday
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User avatar #101374 to #101373 - hydromatic (12/14/2013) [-]
You're from Finland? Go buy beer.
User avatar #101376 to #101374 - acidjunk (12/14/2013) [-]
2 years mate.
User avatar #101377 to #101376 - hydromatic (12/14/2013) [-]
Oh man, you guys can't do it before 18? Was thinking all Scandinavian countries age requirement was 16.

I'm so sorry
User avatar #101378 to #101377 - acidjunk (12/14/2013) [-]
It's okay, i could probably get my hands on alcohol anyways, but dont really feel like doing so.
#101379 to #101378 - hydromatic (12/14/2013) [-]
Fair enough. You guys probably don't drink as much as we do anyway.
Which is probably wise
User avatar #101380 to #101379 - acidjunk (12/14/2013) [-]
Mate, we fucking drink though.

People around 15-25~ are doing weed too so i guess it kinda makes the rate of drinking go down.
User avatar #101381 to #101380 - hydromatic (12/14/2013) [-]
Makes sense. Not alot of weed going around here although there is some
#101368 - anon (12/14/2013) [-]
So is anyone doing anything for the one year anniversary of the Sandy Hook shooting? anyone lose a close one?
#101385 to #101368 - anon (12/15/2013) [-]
I'm having a 21-gun salute at my local elementary school
#101369 to #101368 - roliga (12/14/2013) [-]
I lost one off the closest ones of them all... Rest in peace... Reasonable ammo prices and availability. May you one day return to us...
#101429 to #101369 - anon (12/16/2013) [-]
Dude I know, holy shit I can't practice shooting now because I'm from a poor family, fuck my life, worse day since 9/11
#101370 to #101369 - roliga (12/14/2013) [-]
You were so young... Now my AK is hungry due to the lack of gun food... but you shall return one day... one day...
#101371 to #101370 - anon (12/14/2013) [-]
you haven't learned anything from the shooting, have you you insensative prick?
User avatar #101372 to #101371 - roliga (12/14/2013) [-]
I learned that

>shitty parenting leads to shitty children
>the media blows up anything to get attention
>the media/liberals will manipulate the story to their favor
>if a shootings doesn't involve a lot of dead kids it doesn't count
> sitting and the dark and hoping it doesn't happen to you, is the best shooter plan we can come up with
>feelings are more important than facts
>my stockpile of 6,000 rounds of .22lr wasn't enough
>My AR and AK are lonely, I need an FAL
User avatar #101383 to #101372 - roliga (12/14/2013) [-]
hydromatic plz ur thums hert me
User avatar #101384 to #101383 - hydromatic (12/14/2013) [-]
take dem bitsh
take dem all
#101365 - thereasonableperso (12/14/2013) [-]
I was masturbating while on the toilet and I orgasmed so hard that I shit.
User avatar #101393 to #101365 - infamoustrapper (12/15/2013) [-]
I can shit so much easier when I have a boner
User avatar #101367 to #101365 - thisisnachoday **User deleted account** (12/14/2013) [-]
If you were on the toilet then I think you were already prepared for that
User avatar #101361 - mcquiston (12/14/2013) [-]
Dominoes or Papa Johns pizza?
Personally i think Dominoes or gtfo.
User avatar #101465 to #101361 - rplix (12/16/2013) [-]
Dominoes and dat crust.
User avatar #101392 to #101361 - DCat (12/15/2013) [-]
Pizza Hut even though it's not mentioned.

Papa Johns pizza sauce gives me terrible heartburn, and dominos is just meh
User avatar #101390 to #101361 - gmarrox (12/15/2013) [-]
Papa John's garlic sauce you filthy casual.
User avatar #101366 to #101361 - awesomerninjathing (12/14/2013) [-]
Dominoes has the GOAT pepperoni pizza
User avatar #101362 to #101361 - loveyameanish (12/14/2013) [-]
Dominoes. Motherfuckin' Double Decadence base, yo.
User avatar #101363 to #101362 - mcquiston (12/14/2013) [-]
Add on those cheese dough balls holy shit
#101364 to #101363 - loveyameanish (12/14/2013) [-]
Now you're talkin', lil nigga.
Now you're talkin', lil nigga.
#101358 - sxespanky (12/14/2013) [-]
please and thank you <3 ill do most likely anything for you =]
#101360 to #101358 - anon (12/14/2013) [-]
pay2win games. no thx
User avatar #101359 to #101358 - hydromatic (12/14/2013) [-]
Suck my dick
#101406 to #101401 - hydromatic (12/15/2013) [-]
I dunno, now i guess
User avatar #101407 to #101406 - sweetyuuki (12/15/2013) [-]
Where?
CUM TO ME
User avatar #101408 to #101407 - hydromatic (12/15/2013) [-]
I'd rather cum IN you hue hue

Don't worry, my computer is like super cool, i'll just put my dick in it and it'll come out of your screen.

Totes legit got it on " You need to login to view this link
User avatar #101409 to #101408 - sweetyuuki (12/15/2013) [-]
sure,cuminmetoo

That sounds like an awesome computer.
Not going to click on the link >>
#101410 to #101409 - hydromatic (12/15/2013) [-]
I just made it up :p
But fair enough, i wouldn't trust me either.

It says "Oops! Google Chrome couldn't find "the website"
User avatar #101411 to #101410 - sweetyuuki (12/15/2013) [-]
Sorry, there are just some things that you cannot unsee.

: 3 I'm proud of your on-the-spot-site-making-skills though.
User avatar #101412 to #101411 - hydromatic (12/15/2013) [-]
Oh no, i totally get that, i don't really trust alot of links either. Have learned my lesson from being on the internet a while :p

Thank you! Most people don't recognize my "on-the-spot-site-making-skills. It's clearly my best feature
User avatar #101492 to #101412 - sweetyuuki (12/16/2013) [-]
Ahhh. So you've suffered some of the same fate as me. o.o"

Is it really your best feature?
o:
And isn't that absurd to admit?
At least try and give others the opportunity to feel intrigued and try and find more things about you that could be even better : 3

bahahahaha
User avatar #101348 - nigalthornberry (12/14/2013) [-]
Why the hell are people getting mad at someone saying jesus and santa are white

Santa's not even fucking real but he was based on St Nicholas who live in germany I think or somewhere around there and 99% of people who lived there at that time were white

Jesus may or may not be real we can't really be sure at this point but if he was and was in the desert area he probably wouldn't have been full white but more mixed because of the desert sun
User avatar #101415 to #101348 - fuckya ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
he came outta spain, but Germany Holy Roman Empire was pretty much in charge at the time.
#101349 to #101348 - anon (12/14/2013) [-]
Santa is based on St Nicholas who came from greece, some say turkey but i am pretty sure it's greece. He lived in a city which was originally from greece but now its from turkey.
#101347 - reckon (12/14/2013) [-]
I didn't know where else to post this. Does anyone have a larger resolution/better quality version of this?
#101343 - mentlgen (12/14/2013) [-]
All by myself....don't want to be...
All by myself....don't want to be...
User avatar #101338 - cantfindausername (12/14/2013) [-]
I'm going back to Germany for a few weeks. The flight leaves in a couple of hours. I'm soooo excited.
#101332 - animedudej (12/13/2013) [-]
anyone got the clip from the Nytt på nytt episode that just played a couple hours ago?    
   
it was Thamsanqa Jantjie (the interpreter for the deaf at the mandela memorial) and it was cut so that it looked like he danced of whatnot
anyone got the clip from the Nytt på nytt episode that just played a couple hours ago?

it was Thamsanqa Jantjie (the interpreter for the deaf at the mandela memorial) and it was cut so that it looked like he danced of whatnot
#101327 - acemcgunner (12/13/2013) [-]
**acemcgunner rolled user elitehacker ** enjoy the free notification
User avatar #101330 to #101327 - elitehacker (12/13/2013) [-]
Faggot
User avatar #101329 to #101327 - elitehacker (12/13/2013) [-]
Fuck you
User avatar #101331 to #101328 - acemcgunner (12/13/2013) [-]
yesssssssssssssss
User avatar #101326 - rplix (12/13/2013) [-]
There was a school shooting at a high school literally 5 minutes away couple hours ago.

I used to have track meets there and shit. Crazyness.
#101333 to #101326 - anon (12/13/2013) [-]
too bad u didnt get shot
#101317 - cyphertwentyone **User deleted account** (12/13/2013) [-]
Alright FJ, story time   
*8 years old, 9/11   
*parents dismissed me from school, and bring me to their restaurant   
*Everyone including the customers are watching the towers collapse in horror on the giant tiv   
*my dad brings me in    
*I look at the tower collapse and I say &quot;cool; which Die Hard movie is this?&quot;.   
*Said that in front of everyone.
Alright FJ, story time
*8 years old, 9/11
*parents dismissed me from school, and bring me to their restaurant
*Everyone including the customers are watching the towers collapse in horror on the giant tiv
*my dad brings me in
*I look at the tower collapse and I say "cool; which Die Hard movie is this?".
*Said that in front of everyone.
User avatar #101342 to #101317 - awesomerninjathing (12/14/2013) [-]
you were 8 years old, I doubt you knew what Die Hard was
User avatar #101357 to #101342 - azumeow (12/14/2013) [-]
Dude, I was watching Austin powers by eight.

...my parents were pretty loose on the whole "movie" thing....my mom tricked my brother and I into watching Friday the 13th when we were like...10.
#101319 to #101317 - thisisnachoday **User deleted account** (12/13/2013) [-]
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