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User avatar #103179 - kobegriffeysanders (01/10/2014) [-]
I need a place to vent a shitty greentext about a couple friends of mine. Social has lost won the honor of playing host.

>be me, senior in high school
>have bro friend and femanon friend, both of whom are also seniors
>bro is not a virgin
>a few months ago, bro tells femanon that he's not a virgin and they halfway-hookup (second base)
>femanon falls for bro
>bro starts relationship with other girl
>other girl is extremely religious
>her extremely religious father is a teacher at our school
>bro gets a purity ring for other girl to show that he can be trusted even though it proves the opposite
>other girl somehow doesn't know he's not a virgin
>femanon gets jealous, bitches to me about how bro is such a manwhore and a douche and that she will never get with him again
>fast forward to now
>bro and other girl broke up because bro has been talking with and making out with a few girls he shouldn't have
>one of them is femanon
>even though she said she would never do anything with him again, it turns out she and bro had been talking about doing stuff again while he was in a relationship with this other girl
>on top of all this, bro wants to "fix" the relationship he had with other girl

Fuck this whole situation. Fuck that my bro lied to both femanon and his then-girlfriend about being a virgin. Fuck that my bro had cheated on her with multiple girls during their relationship. Fuck that my bro thinks more with his dick than with his brain. Fuck that femanon thinks more with her cunt than with her brain. Fuck that nobody has any self-control. Fuck that sexual desire and tension is starting to play a bigger role in my friends' lives than loyalty, trust, and honesty I really don't give a shit how beta that sounds. . Fuck. FUCK. FUCK.

#103275 to #103179 - kobegriffeysanders (01/11/2014) [-]
Fuck, I made a typo... Bro friend told femanon that he is a virgin.
Fuck, I made a typo... Bro friend told femanon that he is a virgin.
User avatar #103225 to #103179 - youdontknoeme ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
It sounds like you need some real friends. Sorry to hear about this, when 'friends' do inappropriate things like this, no matter how hard you fight it, it's hard to keep a positive outlook on them as a person and no longer as a friend.

Mjy advice? If you want it fuck him, leave him to rot in the shell of a little boy he is, but in the meantime try to save your other friend, femanon. Get her to wake up in time to see what how emotionally inept and obtuse that guy is before she finds out the hard way.
User avatar #103278 to #103225 - kobegriffeysanders (01/11/2014) [-]
I can't do that. This bro friend was my first friend in this school district (I open-enrolled to this school district freshman year). He's actually a good friend, albeit it doesn't seem like it. He doesn't have a history of being disloyal like this, so for this to happen... I don't know. I understand why you think I should abandon him, but I just can't. He's always been there for me, for all my shitty breakups and whatnot.

You're right though. I need to try to get femanon to have some self-control, although I doubt that'll happen.

Your input is appreciated.
User avatar #103223 to #103179 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/11/2014) [-]
nows your chance to swoop in on religious girl
User avatar #103272 to #103223 - kobegriffeysanders (01/11/2014) [-]
I'm atheist/agnostic. Even if I liked her, which I don't, her dad (my music theory teacher) wouldn't let us date because I'm not their religion.

I dated a super religious girl in the past. She tried converting me, but I refused. She broke up with me because of it, but she said her reason was that "God didn't want us to be together". So no.
#103218 to #103179 - anonymous (01/10/2014) [-]
lol nigga u jelly
User avatar #103186 to #103179 - TheseChocodiles ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
I hear dat
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User avatar #103174 - rplix (01/10/2014) [-]
I had to teach my roommate how to calculate the area of a square.

I don't think he will last long here.
User avatar #103229 to #103174 - youdontknoeme ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
If you believe he's cheating, constantly question him about it put the guy on spot until he admits it or proves otherwise c:
User avatar #103243 to #103229 - rplix (01/11/2014) [-]
I'll just let him fail his classes. Not going to waste my time.
User avatar #103244 to #103243 - youdontknoeme ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
That's another option.

Remember though, you have to live with him. He won't appreciate you not helping him ><
User avatar #103246 to #103244 - rplix (01/11/2014) [-]
Won't have to live with him if he fails his classes.

Happened with my old roommate.
User avatar #103247 to #103246 - youdontknoeme ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
He's going to leech off of someone for a little while though, that's for sure.
User avatar #103248 to #103247 - rplix (01/11/2014) [-]
Apparently he got a letter that said he won't be able to drop his math class.

So he is pretty much fucked.
User avatar #103252 to #103248 - youdontknoeme ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
If he did cheat, he's ballsed it all up for himself. If he didn't I'd feel kinda sorry for him :/
User avatar #103180 to #103174 - ljxjlos ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
I was the worst in math during all of my years at the Gymnasium/Highschool Actually, I definitely wouldn´t have made it to University if I wasn´t amongst the best in english, biology and history , but even I can do this...is it even possible to not know this once you´re older than 10?
User avatar #103199 to #103180 - rplix (01/10/2014) [-]
He says that he was in Pre-Calc in highschool.

But now I have figured out that he must have cheated his way all the way up. He was doing a pre-test sort of thing and while he was taking it he called probably 3 other people and used me to get the answers.
User avatar #103176 to #103174 - nippuhl (01/10/2014) [-]
can you teach me
User avatar #103149 - tombobbusama (01/09/2014) [-]
Any bored sciencey types here?

I have an idea.
I'm pretty sure that when the Flash runs, he uses up a lot of energy. And when atoms explode, they give off a lot of energy. And when the Flash runs at like, the speed of light, he hits a lot of atoms.
Would the amount of atoms hitting him be enough to power him?
I cant science.
User avatar #103170 to #103149 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/10/2014) [-]

speed is 900000 times faster than sound. so basicallly take all the figures here and multiply it by 900000. doesnt exactly answer your question but does give alot of science behind running that fast and what the effects would be
User avatar #103171 to #103170 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/10/2014) [-]
*light. not speed. the first word should be light
User avatar #103150 to #103149 - dzubelyudee (01/09/2014) [-]
If he could somehow absorb the insane amounts of energy given off by all the resulting explosions he caused due to atom collisions without bursting, then yeah, I guess it could.
User avatar #103151 to #103150 - tombobbusama (01/09/2014) [-]
Well he's running around at the speed of sound, so physics is already pretty fuked up the butt
User avatar #103169 to #103151 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/10/2014) [-]
he can run WAY faster than the speed of sound.
#103152 to #103151 - dzubelyudee (01/09/2014) [-]
This is truth
This is truth
#103145 - glootimus ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Rate me
#103168 to #103145 - birdss (01/10/2014) [-]
10/10 would put you in my fishbowl
10/10 would put you in my fishbowl
User avatar #103172 to #103168 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/10/2014) [-]
i really wish this board got more attention so your fine comedic gold could be appreciated
User avatar #103194 to #103172 - prettypalmtrees (01/10/2014) [-]
>"fine comedic gold"

pick one
User avatar #103200 to #103194 - birdss (01/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #103265 to #103200 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
I meant it with love
User avatar #103270 to #103265 - birdss (01/11/2014) [-]
well, sex me then.
User avatar #103273 to #103270 - prettypalmtrees (01/11/2014) [-]
Am I worthy?
User avatar #103274 to #103273 - birdss (01/11/2014) [-]
Shut up and take my virginity already.
User avatar #103146 to #103145 - akho (01/09/2014) [-]
20/20 perfect vision
User avatar #103142 - connorjay (01/09/2014) [-]
I'm looking for a new house for September, and me and my girlfriend are going to move in together.
We found a lovely little 2 bedroom house, and I was just going through the tenancy agreement and it says "You must not dry clothes indoors as this causes condensation and damp"
There is also no tumble dryer

If it's raining (ENGLAND) how the hell would I dry my clothes?
And it says the landlord wants to inspect the house every few months. I have been in 2 properties in 2 years and I have never had an "inspection"...
Is this normal?
User avatar #103166 to #103142 - desdemona (01/09/2014) [-]
Putting that he can inspect in the contract enables him to if their are any complaints.. it just legally frees him up. Also just dry your clothes when its not raining inb4 it's England, I live here too and have managed without a tumble dryer. If you absolutely need to dry indoors get one of those stands and stand it in the bathroom, it gets damp in there anyway and all you need to do to get the damp out is open the window for a bit
User avatar #103147 to #103142 - ljxjlos ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I´m pretty sure you won´t be inspected...it was the same for my University-loft, bi-monthly visits were declared in the treaty, noone ever came...

Also, if you have a balcony, simply dry it out there.
User avatar #103126 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/09/2014) [-]
post a picture of yourself with as many people as possible. same gender=1 point different gender= 3 points. go

inb4 picture of earth
#103143 to #103126 - birdss (01/09/2014) [-]
How many points do i get?
User avatar #103173 to #103143 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/10/2014) [-]
once again.. gold sir. gold.
#103141 to #103126 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (01/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #103144 to #103141 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (01/09/2014) [-]
well fuck you too connorjay
#103139 to #103126 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [-]
that gives me about 50 points i believe, correct me if i'm wrong. i'm the second to right in the first seated row.

posting as anon because of obvious reasons; i know this might be good bait for one of the butthurt trolls.
User avatar #103140 to #103139 - awesomerninjathing (01/09/2014) [-]
are you the gay one?
User avatar #103138 to #103126 - TheseChocodiles ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
there is something so pathetic about this that I'm going to log off the computer
User avatar #103137 to #103126 - DCat (01/09/2014) [-]
Do cats count as people?
User avatar #103124 - middleofanegg (01/09/2014) [-]
Hello! How are you?
User avatar #103236 to #103124 - youdontknoeme ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Oh yanno.

Dueling the Demons an' all.
User avatar #103207 to #103124 - birdss (01/10/2014) [-]
Seems you're still alive after all these years.
User avatar #103304 to #103207 - middleofanegg (01/11/2014) [-]
I think it's been one year pretty accurately
User avatar #103311 to #103304 - birdss (01/11/2014) [-]
Oh, you're still alive so whatever, i'm glad
User avatar #103127 to #103124 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/09/2014) [-]
lets count to ten.
User avatar #103153 to #103127 - ariscorp (01/09/2014) [-]
are we le 4chan xDDDD
User avatar #103154 to #103153 - garlicgoat (01/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #103134 to #103132 - middleofanegg (01/09/2014) [-]
this is boring
User avatar #103135 to #103134 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/09/2014) [-]
i knew we couldnt do it
User avatar #103136 to #103135 - middleofanegg (01/09/2014) [-]
it's physically impossible
#103111 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [-]
Just got banned for spam even though I haven't even posted a comment in days. Fucking shit mods. How do I sort this shit?
User avatar #103167 to #103111 - dusters (01/09/2014) [-]
You just love getting banned
User avatar #103117 to #103111 - birdss (01/09/2014) [-]
You're from Manchester, ofcourse you're going to get banned.
Nobody likes Mancs.
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User avatar #103133 to #103103 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/09/2014) [-]
is.. is that a duckface?
User avatar #103122 to #103103 - roliga (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeah I'd say about the same, mostly because of the baby face,
User avatar #103120 to #103103 - DCat (01/09/2014) [-]

Needs more brown jacket
#103112 to #103103 - unncommon (01/09/2014) [-]
Whoa there pal, you're about to ask for a rate but let me give you some advice!
#103113 to #103112 - unncommon (01/09/2014) [-]
Step 1: Remove the Winter Clothing!
#103114 to #103113 - unncommon (01/09/2014) [-]
Step 2: Duckface!
#103115 to #103114 - unncommon (01/09/2014) [-]
Step 3: Filters
User avatar #103110 to #103103 - birdss (01/09/2014) [-]
You look 12.
i'd give you a 2/10, maybe higher, maybe lower if you actually provided us with a good picture.
User avatar #103109 to #103103 - infamoustrapper (01/09/2014) [-]
What the fuck are you doing with your mouth
User avatar #103104 to #103103 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (01/09/2014) [-]

Theres mostly guys here anyway. You want to hear how sweaty hairy dudes on the internet think you're hot? I could make that happen if you want.
#103106 to #103104 - willump has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #103107 to #103106 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (01/09/2014) [-]
Alright. Give me a second.
#103100 - gobber (01/08/2014) [-]
Just wondering about all the report going on atm, how bad is the weather in the colonies?
User avatar #103125 to #103100 - bondofsnow (01/09/2014) [-]
I live in Pennsylvania, USA, and the temperature where I live have recently been around 20°F with a 10°F wind chill at 12:00 PM and around 0°F with a -15°F wind chill at 12:00 AM. There hasn't really been any precipitation, just freezing wind.
User avatar #103123 to #103100 - roliga (01/09/2014) [-]
It was 60 F here earlier. I had to wear a light jacket, so terrible.
User avatar #103105 to #103100 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (01/09/2014) [-]
People who don't get cold are getting cold and flipping the fuck out. Chicago people can't seem to understand (even after about 3 days) that you can't drive like you're in regular chicago when there is ice on the ground.
User avatar #103080 - thisistheguy (01/08/2014) [-]
A bit late to ask about, but was reminded about it after seeing the Q and A at Magfest; for those who watch Game Grumps, how do you feel about Danny Sexbang instead of Jontron?
User avatar #103238 to #103080 - thisistheguy (01/11/2014) [-]
How about Ross?
#103216 to #103080 - AbsentMinded (01/10/2014) [-]
I'm in love with Danny.
I'm in love with Danny.
User avatar #103108 to #103080 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (01/09/2014) [-]
I REALLY LIKE Danny. Jon was pretty good and I laughed and laughed with him. But with a new Idol comes new laughs. I have moved on to bigger, danny-er prospects.
User avatar #103093 to #103080 - infamoustrapper (01/08/2014) [-]
Game Grumps are the biggest pieces of shit on the planet
User avatar #103090 to #103080 - misticalz (01/08/2014) [-]
Danny is better obviously.
JonTron is fucking annoying.
User avatar #103086 to #103080 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
I like him better, I like how Danny just talks and tells stories instead of forcing jokes every minute.
Don't get me wrong, I love Jon, I just like Danny more.
#103077 - chonies (01/08/2014) [-]
Anybody play PS3? If so would you like another friend?
Anybody play PS3? If so would you like another friend?
User avatar #103071 - rplix (01/08/2014) [-]
Fucking shit, one of my textbooks costs $180 USED. Hope it's fucking interesting.
#103046 - bremen (01/08/2014) [-]
Looking for some people on xbox to play bf3/bf4 with. Comment if interested
User avatar #103202 to #103046 - daviid (01/10/2014) [-]

dont judge my username pls
#103015 - unicornbanger (01/07/2014) [-]
Do my bro's lift? This is me (blurred face because of obvious reasons)
Age: 18
Weight: 102 KG
Height: 1,80m
#103099 to #103015 - unncommon (01/08/2014) [-]
Eh here's my bodybuilding.com profile picture (or an uncroped version at least). It's a little old but I don't feel like taking another picture right now, but if I did then I'd blur put my face and wear a polo.
I've posted this picture on the fitness forum before.
User avatar #103101 to #103099 - unicornbanger (01/09/2014) [-]
Good work bro keep it up
User avatar #103102 to #103101 - unncommon (01/09/2014) [-]
You too bro, I'm mirin' those forearms.
User avatar #103056 to #103015 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (01/08/2014) [-]
Why yes, I do lift. I don't bang unicorns though
User avatar #103039 to #103015 - nimba (01/08/2014) [-]
What do you squat
User avatar #103028 to #103015 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (01/07/2014) [-]
It looks like you skipped leg day.
User avatar #103030 to #103028 - unicornbanger (01/07/2014) [-]
How could you possibly know or see that :/
Don't know if trolling or jelly
User avatar #103031 to #103030 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (01/07/2014) [-]
So jelly that I'm congealed.
#103021 to #103015 - birdss (01/07/2014) [-]
Yeh Misticalz told me all about you.
#103023 to #103021 - unicornbanger (01/07/2014) [-]
eh... Okay...
Who is Misticalz?
User avatar #103025 to #103023 - birdss (01/07/2014) [-]
Misticalz is ** life**,
Misticalz is great,
Misticalz is love.
#103026 to #103025 - unicornbanger (01/07/2014) [-]
Alrighty then
Alrighty then
#103018 to #103015 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
post glutes pls
User avatar #103012 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
is anyone here from Birmingham, UK?
#103005 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
"And so he opened window hastily,
And put his arse out thereat, quietly,
Over the buttocks, showing the whole bum;
And thereto said this clerk, this Absalom,
‘O speak, sweet bird, I know not where thou art.’
This Nicholas just then let fly a fart
As loud as it had been a thunder-clap,
And well-nigh blinded Absalom, poor chap . . ."
- The Canterbury Tales
User avatar #103052 to #103005 - prettypalmtrees (01/08/2014) [-]
That was the best one
User avatar #102997 - themarineelite (01/07/2014) [-]
So I slept for 20 hours. Felt nice.
#102994 - Spikeydeath (01/07/2014) [-]
Man my name is too fucking blue jeeeeesus fuck
User avatar #103177 to #102994 - bjartur (01/10/2014) [-]
my name ain't that blue
#103189 to #103177 - Spikeydeath (01/10/2014) [-]
stick with it brother
#103190 to #103189 - bjartur (01/10/2014) [-]
I will bruddu
User avatar #103037 to #102994 - fuckya ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
I know that feel dude.
#103038 to #103037 - Spikeydeath (01/08/2014) [-]
So blue
User avatar #103022 to #102994 - birdss (01/07/2014) [-]
how much weight have you lost now.
and post pics of ur progress.
#103027 to #103022 - Spikeydeath (01/07/2014) [-]
30 pounds, I should
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