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#110641 - sonicsyndicate
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(04/29/2014) [-]
Anyone in LaGrange Georgia want to come help me find this location on my property i need a swimming buddy else it wont be fun
#110668 to #110641 - birdss
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(04/29/2014) [-]
''loli girl pussy play'', OP confirmed for having a lolita complex.
#110671 to #110668 - sonicsyndicate
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(04/29/2014) [-]
actually i like guys lolis are a good way to find hot guys xD
#110672 to #110671 - birdss
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(04/29/2014) [-]
to each its own!!
#110674 to #110672 - sonicsyndicate
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(04/29/2014) [-]
i also like hatsunemiku :3
#110670 to #110668 - sonicsyndicate
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(04/29/2014) [-]
lol
#110643 to #110641 - indulge
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(04/29/2014) [-]
not creepy at all.
#110644 to #110643 - sonicsyndicate
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(04/29/2014) [-]
well it wouldnt be if you werent creepy yourself
#110652 to #110644 - indulge
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(04/29/2014) [-]
I'm not the one asking for a swimming buddy on my remote property through a social board on the internet.
#110653 to #110652 - sonicsyndicate
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(04/29/2014) [-]
true but still therell be beer
#110640 - ilbacondeity
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(04/29/2014) [-]






Don't tell you-know-who that I'm posting in here...
#110634 - TexMex
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(04/28/2014) [-]
Can someone non-Swedish tell me how the language sounds to them Joel Kinnaman går inte på hypen
#110773 to #110634 - softdoritocat
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(05/01/2014) [-]
it sounds like you're speaking last syllable too loud: jaTA, marfungCHEN, sfoRA
#110660 to #110634 - loveyameanish
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(04/29/2014) [-]
The word that has always come to my head when hearing the Swedish language - and don't ask what I mean by it, because even I don't know - is simply "gloopy". It sounds gloopy.
#110635 to #110634 - lostminder
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(04/28/2014) [-]
it sounds like a mix of english and russian lol
#110633 - TexMex
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#110619 - infamoustrapper
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(04/28/2014) [-]
i miss the good ol days when methamphetamemes first started coming to social board
#110630 to #110619 - anon
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(04/28/2014) [-]
i miss the good old days when he wasn't annoying as dicks.
#110606 - istartedthewar
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(04/28/2014) [-]
So finals are coming up In a couple weeks and I have a shitton of essays and quizzes and testes coming up over the next week. I decided to take 15mg valium to chill out, I was really stressed. Now I'm feeling like too chilled out due to valium being a muscle relaxer. I have an essay due tomroow and all I have done is the intro along with Spanish quiz tomorrow and other shit.

Well I'm too chilled out to do anything and too high to do any homework.
Horay. I should be really stressed now but im not.

Sorry if none of this made sense I keep spacing out and losing focus and I feel like jelly
#110631 to #110606 - nigalthornberry
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(04/28/2014) [-]
I'm exempt from finals because I have straight A's
#110617 to #110606 - teoberry
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(04/28/2014) [-]
>testes
lol
#110612 to #110606 - gmarrox
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(04/28/2014) [-]
tfw I'm failing like half my classes because they don't interest me at all because I have to take a bunch of dumbass prerequisite classes that don't apply to me at all in order to take the classes I DO want.
tfw I'm failing like half my classes because they don't interest me at all because I have to take a bunch of dumbass prerequisite classes that don't apply to me at all in order to take the classes I DO want.
#110610 to #110606 - lostminder
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(04/28/2014) [-]
lol
#110585 - ilbacondeity
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(04/28/2014) [-]
guys i need your unadulterated hatred or support   
   
>24, college grad, live alone   
>love of life left me recently   
>go back on dating site, fuck it   
>find girl who is very similar to ex   
>looks just like her but taller with bigger tits   
>for me, 10/10. exactly type of girl i'm looking for   
>just wants to be friends (what it says on her profile, and what she says to me)   
>okay.png   
>still excited that she talked to me at all though. beta.avi   
>ipod decided it would be a great idea to put like 5 love songs back to back while i'm cooking dinner   
<mfw   
>unfathomably upset. though i shouldn't be. it doesn't really matter...   
>just wants someone to talk to me   
>tfw I have to leave for work in a half hour...
guys i need your unadulterated hatred or support

>24, college grad, live alone
>love of life left me recently
>go back on dating site, fuck it
>find girl who is very similar to ex
>looks just like her but taller with bigger tits
>for me, 10/10. exactly type of girl i'm looking for
>just wants to be friends (what it says on her profile, and what she says to me)
>okay.png
>still excited that she talked to me at all though. beta.avi
>ipod decided it would be a great idea to put like 5 love songs back to back while i'm cooking dinner
<mfw
>unfathomably upset. though i shouldn't be. it doesn't really matter...
>just wants someone to talk to me
>tfw I have to leave for work in a half hour...
#110628 to #110585 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/28/2014) [-]
Who the fuck goes on a dating site to make friends?
#110629 to #110628 - ilbacondeity
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(04/28/2014) [-]
Bitches man.
#110601 to #110585 - anon
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(04/28/2014) [-]
ur 24. it's time to grow up, beta.
#110604 to #110601 - ilbacondeity
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(04/28/2014) [-]
grow up and do what exactly? I know exactly what I want. But it's hard to come by. i wear my heart on my sleeve, anon. ironically, when I know a chick is into me at all, i hit alpha notes and get her in the sack shortly.

but not in this case.
#110605 to #110604 - anon
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(04/28/2014) [-]
>grow up and do what exactly?
stop falling in love with a girl you were never intimate with and getting upset cuz a love song comes on. thats incel as fuck & no longer acceptable when in ur mid 20s.
#110607 to #110605 - ilbacondeity
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(04/28/2014) [-]
woah, woah. I'm not in love with this girl, man. Sure, I think she's great, but it's nothing like that. If she wants to be just friends, I'm perfectly fine with that.

The songs though, it's a little more than just some random love songs. They were all by the same musician that I have tattoo's of and he's the musician that brought my ex and I together in the first place.

I'm pretty sure I simply just haven't gotten over my ex is all. also no friends, it gets lonely in this fucking place.
#110608 to #110607 - anon
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(04/28/2014) [-]
go make friends then
#110627 to #110608 - ilbacondeity
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(04/28/2014) [-]
on it.
#110587 to #110585 - cards
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(04/28/2014) [-]
Talk to her. She wants it
#110588 to #110587 - ilbacondeity
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(04/28/2014) [-]
We are talking, but... I dunno mang. I... I don't think so. She wants me to teach her how to play guitar. And she's a writer...

I won't know shit till we hang out some day. I don't think I could sigh harder.
#110549 - anon
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(04/27/2014) [-]
This looks fun.
#110609 to #110549 - gmarrox
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(04/28/2014) [-]
#110579 to #110549 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/27/2014) [-]
this is just my favourites right now, I don't really have all time favourite things if that was what I was supposed to give.

Also, that's my actual dogs ass so you're welcome.
#110642 to #110579 - teoberry
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(04/29/2014) [-]
>fav album gkmc
pleb/10
#110651 to #110642 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/29/2014) [-]
it's not my favourite album of all time, but I'm listening to it a lot right now.
what the fuck is this pleb thing it makes me cringe so much i feel like I'm going to dissolve into myself, i guess il have to wait a month or two for you dumb cunts to catch up on whats FAGGOTY and whats NOT
#110669 to #110651 - teoberry
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(04/29/2014) [-]
Holy shit I was joking around, is it your time of the month?
#110729 to #110669 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/30/2014) [-]
haha no way bud really well its been fun guess il cya now
#110620 to #110579 - loveyameanish
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(04/28/2014) [-]
I'll always lol at Ruairi's Kardashian one of these.
#110573 to #110549 - joshlol
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(04/27/2014) [-]
#110699 to #110573 - gmarrox
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(04/30/2014) [-]
>Psychedelics

Ever tried DMT? It's pretty rad.

#110571 to #110549 - megavoir
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(04/27/2014) [-]
i did this when joshlol posted it though
#110565 to #110549 - bluzzerstream
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Star a thread where you can answer it in text and we gonna have time fo dat
#110554 to #110549 - infamoustrapper
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(04/27/2014) [-]
too muh effort
#110545 - kenankeeler
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(04/27/2014) [-]
FJ help who is this guy?
#110712 to #110545 - hellomynameisbill
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(04/30/2014) [-]
kevin hart
#110700 to #110545 - gmarrox
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(04/30/2014) [-]
Short black comedian who's material consists of jokes about being short, black, and a comedian.
#110555 to #110545 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/27/2014) [-]
somebody who isn't even that funny
#110591 to #110555 - infamoustrapper
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(04/28/2014) [-]
methamphetamemes?
#110557 to #110555 - anon
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(04/27/2014) [-]
>having pleb taste in comedians
#110611 to #110557 - gmarrox
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(04/28/2014) [-]
Kevin Hart isn't funny
#110558 to #110557 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/27/2014) [-]
lol nah my taste is cool as fuck
#110559 to #110558 - anon
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(04/27/2014) [-]
then y dont you think kevin hart is funny
#110560 to #110559 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/27/2014) [-]
because i prefer different
#110636 to #110560 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/28/2014) [-]
you mean you prefer white
#110637 to #110636 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/29/2014) [-]
no i like eddie murphy's stand up and dave chapelle so shut it loser
#110638 to #110637 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/29/2014) [-]
#110561 to #110560 - anon
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(04/27/2014) [-]
lol i bet u like female comedians am i right
#110562 to #110561 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/27/2014) [-]
no i like dylan moran, bill burr, doug stanhope, louis ck, dara o briain and so on.
Although i think katherine ryan is pretty funny.

tina fey, she isn't a stand up comedian but she's a funny woman
#110563 to #110562 - anon
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(04/27/2014) [-]
>louis ck
Pls.

women are never funny whether theyre comedians or not. Tina fey is pretty hot though, but pleb tier humor
#110564 to #110563 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/27/2014) [-]
if you don't like any of those comedians then i dont care about you

Tina Fey created, wrote and starred in 30 Rock, which is a fucking funny tv programme.
If you deny she is funny then again I couldn't care less about you as a person.
#110566 to #110564 - anon
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(04/27/2014) [-]
y-you too
#110551 to #110545 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Black Bart
Heaven Fart
Kevin Hart
Stolen Heart
Chevy Part

one of these. Now, play my ultimate game of wits to figure out which answer is the true one! But can you keep your sanity long enough to figure out my riddle in time!?!??

I'll be back in 3 months after bootcamp to score your results. Don't leave the water running and feed the fish.
#110546 to #110545 - DCat
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Black Funny Man

Kevin Hart
#110547 to #110546 - kenankeeler
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Thank you, mysterious stranger!
#110548 to #110547 - DCat
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(04/27/2014) [-]
anytime
#110481 - lostminder
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(04/27/2014) [-]
dammit i'm bored and i want to talk to someone volunteers?
#110483 to #110481 - iwanttousenumbers
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(04/27/2014) [-]
what's up
#110484 to #110483 - lostminder
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(04/27/2014) [-]
nothing im just really bored and i have nothing to do
#110503 to #110484 - iwanttousenumbers
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(04/27/2014) [-]
I'll have to check it out when it's not 1 in the morning
#110505 to #110503 - lostminder
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(04/27/2014) [-]
haha yeah its late here too. and if i remember correctly it is a pretty long movie
#110506 to #110505 - iwanttousenumbers
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(04/27/2014) [-]
maybe tomorrow night then haha
#110507 to #110506 - lostminder
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(04/27/2014) [-]
yeah dude you should totally check it out tho. then tell me what you thought about it hopefully you like it
#110508 to #110507 - iwanttousenumbers
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(04/27/2014) [-]
I'll let you know hha
#110485 to #110484 - iwanttousenumbers
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(04/27/2014) [-]
That's too bad
#110486 to #110485 - lostminder
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(04/27/2014) [-]
yep
#110487 to #110486 - iwanttousenumbers
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(04/27/2014) [-]
great chat
#110488 to #110487 - lostminder
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(04/27/2014) [-]
what do you want me to say? lol
#110489 to #110488 - iwanttousenumbers
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(04/27/2014) [-]
I dunno. You're the one who wants to talk to people but yet have nothing to say
#110490 to #110489 - lostminder
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(04/27/2014) [-]
yeah i have nothing to say :p sorry if i bothered you
#110491 to #110490 - iwanttousenumbers
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Nah its no bother haha, I'm bored too
#110492 to #110491 - lostminder
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(04/27/2014) [-]
what are you doing?
#110493 to #110492 - iwanttousenumbers
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Watching a movie that I've seen a couple times already
#110494 to #110493 - lostminder
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(04/27/2014) [-]
oh cool, what movie?
#110495 to #110494 - iwanttousenumbers
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Zodiac
#110496 to #110495 - lostminder
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(04/27/2014) [-]
i assume it's about the zodiac killer, right?
#110497 to #110496 - iwanttousenumbers
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(04/27/2014) [-]
You got it hah
#110498 to #110497 - lostminder
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(04/27/2014) [-]
so you like thrillers? or is it one of those investigation movies?
#110499 to #110498 - iwanttousenumbers
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Its more of a mystery movie. Netflix has it classified as a "Dark Movie". But I do like thrillers too
#110500 to #110499 - lostminder
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(04/27/2014) [-]
ah ok
#110501 to #110500 - iwanttousenumbers
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(04/27/2014) [-]
What kind of movies are you into?
#110502 to #110501 - lostminder
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(04/27/2014) [-]
i like thrillers, horror, action. you should watch memento it's on netflix and it's pretty good.
#110480 - ebperik
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Any of you got snapchat?
Here's mine: ebperik I know it's really inventive
#110613 to #110480 - midnighteyes
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(04/28/2014) [-]
Sean_Thibs
#110534 to #110480 - awesomerninjathing
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(04/27/2014) [-]
gentlenegro
#110478 - ScottP
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(04/26/2014) [-]
So guys, my class is out to Universal studios for gradbash. I'm at home. Anyone want to talk?
#110477 - ilbacondeity
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Hey guys... I've been on fj for forever. I've had some good history here. I wouldn't mind makin' some new friends. lord knows i need some. I won't be around for much longer so I thought... why not? I made some friends on an FJ tinychat 3 years ago, hell, met a girlfriend through there... And haven't been around here for a long time (almost 2 years-ish). Thought it would be a swell idea to meet some new people.    
   
Add me on here or on steam    
   
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197966076250/    
   
Background: Very white, ukrainian, 24, degree in psychology, applicant to united states air force officer training school (for pilot), lives in new york, loves metal, vidya, nerd shit like physics, D&amp;D, and space and shit. mad corny/romantic
Hey guys... I've been on fj for forever. I've had some good history here. I wouldn't mind makin' some new friends. lord knows i need some. I won't be around for much longer so I thought... why not? I made some friends on an FJ tinychat 3 years ago, hell, met a girlfriend through there... And haven't been around here for a long time (almost 2 years-ish). Thought it would be a swell idea to meet some new people.

Add me on here or on steam

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197966076250/

Background: Very white, ukrainian, 24, degree in psychology, applicant to united states air force officer training school (for pilot), lives in new york, loves metal, vidya, nerd shit like physics, D&D, and space and shit. mad corny/romantic
#110540 to #110477 - iridium
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Added you. Steam name is (currently) Col. Marshmallow.
#110537 to #110477 - loveyameanish
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Holy shit you're back, hey!
#110550 to #110537 - ilbacondeity
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(04/27/2014) [-]
hey bub, sorry don't remember ya.
#110553 to #110550 - loveyameanish
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(04/27/2014) [-]
I just remember you as a good seed with a great big bushy beard.
#110556 to #110553 - ilbacondeity
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(04/27/2014) [-]
tee-hee-hee.

I actually cut it off because I'm going to the military.
#110469 - corpsedolly
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(04/26/2014) [-]
I lost my ipod at a concert and I didn't have iCloud or Find My iPhone set up on it. I tried sending messages to it with my friend's iPhone through iMessage and it never said "deleievered" so it means the ipod hasn't connected to wifi. Idk if it's still at the venue or if someone has it, but is there any way to track it? Please help :/
#110472 to #110469 - anon
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(04/26/2014) [-]
why did you take an ipod to a concert?
#110473 to #110472 - corpsedolly
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(04/26/2014) [-]
It was an iPod touch, I had vip tickets and we had to bring our own camera to tak a pic with the band I saw. I just wanted to have some pictures of me with them.
#110470 to #110469 - lostminder
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(04/26/2014) [-]
if it had battery maybe
#110468 - Titanasgr
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Anyone here knows where I can find scans of the Descent JITD board game?
#110466 - CaptainSarcastic
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Hey, how are you all feeling?
#110504 to #110466 - erpee
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Been feeling kinda down the last few weeks.
Been feeling kinda down the last few weeks.
#110542 to #110504 - CaptainSarcastic
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(04/27/2014) [-]
What's up? Wanna talk about it?
#110544 to #110542 - erpee
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(04/27/2014) [-]
It's nothing really in particular, just the last few weeks of school on top of a new job and other stuff have been stressing me out.
#110479 to #110466 - ScottP
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Pretty meh, honestly. Kinda' lonely.
#110543 to #110479 - CaptainSarcastic
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Ah I know that feeling, try and get into the mindframe that you dont need anyone else to be happy; the only friend you need in this world is you.
#110463 - metalkinkajou
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(04/26/2014) [-]
I just realized, I've been here for an year. And it was a good year
I just realized, I've been here for an year. And it was a good year
#110541 to #110463 - iridium
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(04/27/2014) [-]
I've been here more years than I'd care to admit. I wouldn't be surprised if I had an account dating back to 2007 or earlier, but I forgot the account name. This is my 5th account. 1 I forgot, 1 I deleted because I forgot why, 1 I deleted because I rolled Quads, 1 I deleted because I wanted to leave the site, but that didn't last long.
#110464 to #110463 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/26/2014) [-]
wow what a loser find a productive way to spend your time wasted a year failure
#110482 to #110464 - anon
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(04/27/2014) [-]
lol @ people taking you seriously
#110476 to #110464 - ilbacondeity
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#110475 to #110465 - ilbacondeity
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Man... I've been around here since it was still yellow... or whatever the fuck it was in 2003... That was good junior high school times, mang.

I've seen some shit.
#110458 - ironmaidinner
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(04/26/2014) [-]
whos the wrestling guy with the funny ass walk, i want to know his name, he's funny
#110460 to #110459 - ironmaidinner
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(04/26/2014) [-]
lol thats funny but do you know his name?
#110461 to #110460 - awesomerninjathing
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(04/26/2014) [-]
vince mcmahon
#110462 to #110461 - ironmaidinner
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(04/26/2014) [-]
lol ty
#110474 to #110462 - ilbacondeity
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(04/26/2014) [-]
My cousin did his intro music.
#110457 - ronyx ONLINE
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Looking for some friends to play halo anniversary legendary campaign co op.
#110451 - robertolee
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(04/25/2014) [-]
Hey, I'm not one to usually ask for help with things like this but I figured its my last shot so I'm going to try anything and everything to achieve my goal.

Backstory: I'm 21 and I love fitness, its been my dream since my father introduced it too me to start a career in the health and fitness industry. I train every day, usually twice a day but not being made of money and having a job that doesn't pay very well I train mostly in the house because gym fees are costly.

I have the opportunity to enroll in a course which would eventually, after long hours of hard work and months of learning, could let me achieve the first step of my dream, becoming a personal trainer, unfortunately I don't posses this kind of money so that is why I need help www.gofundme.com/8n4pz8.

Anything would help, a small donation or even a share to your social network, also going with the spirit of the social board, my name is Rob Lee, 21, from Newcastle and I love funnyjunk and fitness.

Thank you for reading this anyway