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User avatar #103854 - ASDLSD (01/17/2014) [-]
Heart break stories?
Heart break stories.
This one happened today.

So, I've been going out with this girl for a month now, she goes to my school.
She's beautiful in all ways and meanings and I fell in love with her since the start of high school (3 years in now) but I was always too much of a pussy to go talk to her.
Fast forward 2 and a half years.
One day me and my friend who lives near me were walking home and she was going with us for some strange reason but she was keeping distance, she doesn't live in the city, she's from a village nearby (Croatia hurr durr). I noticed it and asked my friend why was she behind us all the time because I know she goes to class with him, he told me she thinks I'm cute and wanted to look at me, I was like "omgyesfinaly.jpeg" and was so happy about my life at this point, knowing a 100/10 finds me cute and actually missed her bus home just to be close to me. But still I was too much of a pussy to talk to her because I was still scarred from my last relationship and scarred from my bad history with girls, the rejections and stuff..
Fast forward December 2013.
My birthday, she sends me a message saying happy birthday and stuff and we continued talking, we went out a few times, that friend of mine told him she still thinks I'm cute and wants to get to know me. Again I'm all like happy and shit, I started going out with her every day, she was coming from her place that's like 30 kilometers away every day just to hang out around, play darts and pool, drink coffee and have fun. That lasted until today, today I finally got courage to tell her what I feel about her, I was so confident about myself, my self esteem raised to the max, I felt like I was in heaven. I walk up to her and sit down at the table she was at (I was at the DJ booth because I was in charge of playing songs at the bar). I tell her everything with happiness inside of me and than... Than came the bad things... She told me everything my friend told me... *REST IN COMMENT*
User avatar #103855 to #103854 - ASDLSD (01/17/2014) [-]
*continuing*
... was true and she finds me cute, BUT (The moment I started to feel a bit nervous)...
She never told me she has a boyfriend until after that BUT...
I just started into her eyes, I felt the cold inside of me, the pain, the grip around my heart just squeezing every last bit of emotion out of me, I felt like... I'm dying.
I've never been so hardly in love with someone, in the last year I've barely even managed to like a girl, this is the first time I fell in love so hard, I was heartbroken.
I told her I had to go and rushed home with tears in my eyes, trying not to cry as I walk through the streets, sum41-pieces is playing on my phone, I fucking break down, can't hold it anymore, started crying like a bitch, I pull up my jacket up to my face more and put my hoodie on so no one can see me. It was so cold, I felt I was shaking.
I got home and threw my bag on the floor as I entered my room, I sit on the chair in front of my computer and I start shaking like it was -50 Celsius, I break down as I play songs on my computer, still shaking and sobbing I couldn't even breathe, I manage to calm down a hour later and think through everything.. She sends me a message on facebook explaining some things, tears started to gather up in my eyes, I couldn't handle it anymore, I told her I'm sorry for everything and I'm sorry for distracting her from her boyfriend and turned my chat off, sat in my chair and lit a cigarette, checking every corner of my room for any weed I would have of left I couldn't find any so I turn to vodka I got for my birthday. I open it up and drink it like water, I don't feel anything but I'm shaking, after getting tipsy enough to feel emotionless I stop drinking and chill for a bit, thinking about everything over and over again with a picture of her in my head I'm still breaking down, I've been crying for 5 hours straight and I can't get a hold of myself, I'm trying not to do anything bad to myself as I sob like a bitch.. *CONTINUED IN COMMENT*
User avatar #103856 to #103855 - ASDLSD (01/17/2014) [-]
*continuing*
.. I'm afraid of going to school tomorrow because I would see her and break down again.
I feel broken, shattered and helpless, I feel like life has been drained out of me through a straw. I never ever want to feel a thing again..

Sorry for long post, I hope someone reads this and tries to understand me, thanks.
User avatar #103871 to #103856 - ariscorp (01/17/2014) [-]
That really does suck, but you shouldn't have said " I'm sorry for everything and I'm sorry for distracting you from your boyfriend " that's just a bit eugh and self-blaming.
#103864 to #103856 - fefe (01/17/2014) [-]
I'm not trying to offend you when I saw this, but stop being such a bitch-ass nigga. Grow some fucking balls for a second you womanly faggot
User avatar #103863 to #103856 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
shit man
I've had "Falling in love and finding out she has a boyfriend" sadness but I've never been brought to tears like that

User avatar #103857 to #103856 - ASDLSD (01/17/2014) [-]
P.S Sorry for Than and Then mistakes, I just noticed it, please don't blame me for it..
#103827 - manofbeardliness (01/17/2014) [-]
Ego boosting thread!

What do you guys look like?
Where are you from?
How old are you?


I'm 20 and from North Eastern North Carolina.
#103982 to #103827 - daviid (01/18/2014) [-]
fuck it i guess,

19, from New Mexico
User avatar #103927 to #103827 - mexicandudeinsd (01/18/2014) [-]
the hair, you look good, maybe try a new hairstyle, not saying its bad XD
User avatar #103958 to #103927 - manofbeardliness (01/18/2014) [-]
Thank you. I've already gotten it trimmed so it's a bit cleaner now.
#103903 to #103827 - thedesignerisdead (01/18/2014) [-]
LOL I remember when people did this all the time when social board was first a thing.
Here,USA
107
female/male (whatever you want)
User avatar #103952 to #103903 - percioz (01/18/2014) [-]
GUYS LOOK AT ME I TAKE A SHTTY PICTURE OF A HD PICTURE xD
User avatar #103926 to #103903 - mexicandudeinsd (01/18/2014) [-]
would bang ^^
#103879 to #103827 - fuckya (01/17/2014) [-]
Why not?

Im 17 from Western West Illinois. Practically Iowa.
User avatar #103873 to #103827 - infamoustrapper (01/17/2014) [-]
can you guys not. I'm trying to eat
#103870 to #103827 - nibblyone (01/17/2014) [-]
Before I cut my hair.
Modesto, CA
20
#103868 to #103827 - angelodlt ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
Super cute picture thread? Ill start.
about to be 16, south california!
luv me internet luvvv meee
#103869 to #103868 - angelodlt ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
On a more serious note.
srsly like 15.5
dont hurt me for being young
User avatar #103850 to #103827 - religionboard (01/17/2014) [-]
>inb4 my picture gets posted
#103829 to #103827 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
this
Montreal
guess
User avatar #103914 to #103829 - teoberry (01/18/2014) [-]
koinis <3
#103872 to #103829 - fefe (01/17/2014) [-]
wow.
you used to be a massive loser faggot.
now you're just a faggot i guess.
congratulations.
User avatar #103831 to #103830 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
are you serious
User avatar #103834 to #103831 - manofbeardliness (01/17/2014) [-]
Fuck no.

The whole guess thing implies that you are older or younger than you look. You look my age.
User avatar #103837 to #103834 - ferrettamer (01/17/2014) [-]
He's not, he's younger than me, and even gayer than me (somehow)
User avatar #103841 to #103837 - manofbeardliness (01/17/2014) [-]
What is he like 15???
User avatar #103844 to #103841 - ferrettamer (01/17/2014) [-]
16 I think
User avatar #103845 to #103843 - manofbeardliness (01/17/2014) [-]
You could pass as some hippy ass adult.
User avatar #103828 to #103827 - ferrettamer (01/17/2014) [-]
I look like me
Milton, Ontario, Canada
17
User avatar #103832 to #103828 - manofbeardliness (01/17/2014) [-]
How can you look like you if you don't exist?????
User avatar #103833 to #103832 - ferrettamer (01/17/2014) [-]
I do exist though
User avatar #103838 to #103836 - manofbeardliness (01/17/2014) [-]
Send me money.....please
User avatar #103839 to #103838 - ferrettamer (01/17/2014) [-]
Nahhh
I have like no money anyway
User avatar #103840 to #103839 - manofbeardliness (01/17/2014) [-]
That makes two of us....
#103822 - fuckya (01/17/2014) [-]
I straight up just got told, &quot;Your voice sounds like a Muslim.&quot;   
The straight up what the fuckery...
I straight up just got told, "Your voice sounds like a Muslim."
The straight up what the fuckery...
User avatar #103874 to #103822 - infamoustrapper (01/17/2014) [-]
maybe you should stop sounding like a muslim
User avatar #103823 to #103822 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
allahu akbar
#103816 - sonofagun (01/16/2014) [-]
I have a question about schooling outside of the US and Canada, mainly European schools, Asian schools (entire continent not just the relevant Asian nations), and Aussie and New Zealand schools. The question is, do you guys have a program equivalent to Advanced Placement (college classes in high-school) and what is it called. I am writing a novel and this is something I need to know for accuracy.
#103818 to #103816 - fefe (01/16/2014) [-]
Yes you fucking retard
#103780 - crystalmethods (01/16/2014) [-]
Ask a 21 year old who just got diagnosed with heart failure anything.
User avatar #103946 to #103780 - aherorising (01/18/2014) [-]
how's katawa shoujo?
User avatar #103826 to #103780 - manofbeardliness (01/17/2014) [-]
What's your favorite recipe when cooking meth?
#103859 to #103826 - crystalmethods (01/17/2014) [-]
If you can cook cookies, you can cook meth.
User avatar #103821 to #103780 - kingashcashcash (01/17/2014) [-]
Have you ever watched House?
#103860 to #103821 - crystalmethods (01/17/2014) [-]
No I haven't. I don't watch much television unless it's Adventure time.
User avatar #103797 to #103780 - infamoustrapper (01/16/2014) [-]
When are you going to die
#103861 to #103797 - crystalmethods (01/17/2014) [-]
I can live a regular life if I continue to take my medication and follow the doctors orders along with diet and exercise.
User avatar #103798 to #103797 - infamoustrapper (01/16/2014) [-]
god fucking damn it birdss. do you have any idea how many times I've asked the same question as someone else? 3 times. including this one
User avatar #103806 to #103798 - birdss (01/16/2014) [-]
Great minds think alike xx
User avatar #103786 to #103780 - TheseChocodiles (01/16/2014) [-]
i went to a festival and a guy died because he had heart failure and took 5 e's lol
#103801 to #103786 - fefe (01/16/2014) [-]
i can never tell if you're serious or not. you put lol at the end of every sentence
User avatar #103803 to #103801 - TheseChocodiles (01/16/2014) [-]
'lol' doesn't signify that i am laughing out loud and it would do you well to remember that lol
#103802 to #103801 - fefe (01/16/2014) [-]
lol
#103787 to #103786 - crystalmethods (01/16/2014) [-]
Wow that must of been scary. My drug use days have been over, been 3 and a half years ago.
User avatar #103788 to #103787 - TheseChocodiles (01/16/2014) [-]
well I didn't know him, but I did walk past a guy in a tree in one of the forest raves and apparently he was in a tree for awhile so it could have been him.

so what does heart failure mean for you? Like in what way is your life going to change?
#103791 to #103788 - crystalmethods (01/16/2014) [-]
Sounds like something I would have done.

Heart failure, I know it runs in the family but I don't know if it's hereditary. Since I have been diagnosed with it, I can't ever run a marathon for the rest of my life and I am limited towards lifting heavy objects and reaching above my head.
User avatar #103793 to #103791 - TheseChocodiles (01/16/2014) [-]
don't have to run a marathon
don't have to lift heavy things
don't have to reach for shit

heart failure isn't sounding too bad, can you drink?
#103794 to #103793 - crystalmethods (01/16/2014) [-]
It is pushing me down a bit since I'm going to college for plumbing.

Yeah I can drink occasionally thank goodness.
User avatar #103782 to #103780 - birdss (01/16/2014) [-]
how many days, weeks, months, years to live?
#103783 to #103782 - crystalmethods (01/16/2014) [-]
Docs said I could live the average life if I keep taking my medications and follow their guidelines on diet and exercise they provide for me.
User avatar #103784 to #103783 - birdss (01/16/2014) [-]
Is there a possibility that you'll die because of sex or during sex
#103785 to #103784 - crystalmethods (01/16/2014) [-]
I have no sex drive because of the medications I'm on. \

On the other hand, I have to stop when I feel my heart beating rapidly.
#103817 to #103785 - sonofagun (01/16/2014) [-]
Look at it this way, Bruce Banner has to stop having sex when his hear starts to beat rapidly, therefore you are the Hulk.
User avatar #103775 - stoneshit (01/16/2014) [-]
Hey, Fj, does anyone have the gif of a cartoonish guy throwing his PC in anger.
It's just 3 pics made into a gif.

Posting on social, because, social, I think
User avatar #103778 to #103775 - birdss (01/16/2014) [-]
Fuck me sideways, why social when there's an ''Animated GIFs'' board.
User avatar #103796 to #103778 - lexxy (01/16/2014) [-]
bit rude
User avatar #103819 to #103796 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
you tell him gurl
User avatar #103820 to #103819 - lexxy (01/16/2014) [-]
#girlpower!
User avatar #103804 to #103796 - birdss (01/16/2014) [-]
Sorry for being rude then.
User avatar #103799 to #103796 - infamoustrapper (01/16/2014) [-]
it's true doe
User avatar #103795 to #103778 - stoneshit (01/16/2014) [-]
I was not aware of that, sorry
User avatar #103805 to #103795 - birdss (01/16/2014) [-]
Its okay, i still love you.
User avatar #103810 to #103805 - stoneshit (01/16/2014) [-]
I still love you too.
#103770 - fefe (01/16/2014) [-]
I need some advice. I knew this girl since 2nd grade, but I haven't seen her since 5th grade which was back in 2005. I added her on Facebook and we barely talk. We say shit like "Happy Birthday" and shit but we haven't had a full conversation since late 2011. When we were in school, I would sometimes catch her smiling at me and I would just smile back. I still have feelings for her, even though I haven't seen her in years. Should I ask her out through Facebook? Would that be weird? Do girls smile at guys because they like them or just trying to be nice? I just don't even know any more.

I know I sound like a beta, but please. Just give me your best advice. Because I think I love this bitch.
#103800 to #103770 - fefe (01/16/2014) [-]
>Falling in love with a girl when you're in fifth grade because she smiled in your direction
>Still being in love with her after nine years even though you haven't seen her since elementary school

God damn internet nerds. You should be focusing more on getting your asperger's diagnosed
User avatar #103781 to #103770 - birdss (01/16/2014) [-]
Go with the flow, start by breaking the ice.
Just be like ''Omg I just saw the best upsexy ever!!'' out of nowhere.
And then she'll be like, omg what is upsexy?
And youll be like, nothing much just chilling, how about you? ;)
And then she'll laugh and you'll both end up sexing each other because you broke the ice So easily and like a true maestro.
User avatar #103789 to #103781 - TheseChocodiles (01/16/2014) [-]
everybody realised the 'upsexy' thing when they were like 8, not 18. Catch up faggot.
User avatar #103790 to #103789 - birdss (01/16/2014) [-]
it still works.
User avatar #103792 to #103790 - TheseChocodiles (01/16/2014) [-]
100% doesn't
User avatar #103774 to #103770 - TheseChocodiles (01/16/2014) [-]
just start talking to her again, she's not going to treat you like some sort of monster, she will talk back.
Also I'm guessing you don't see her often? Only on Facebook?
If that's the case, then just tell her what's up. if she says no then at least you can just forget about it because you don't have to see her around.
User avatar #103773 to #103770 - legendaryhero (01/16/2014) [-]
ye uh no
ur 2 late with that shit
User avatar #103771 to #103770 - sannes ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
/advice/
#103772 to #103771 - fefe (01/16/2014) [-]
Oh......
User avatar #103753 - themarineelite (01/16/2014) [-]
**themarineelite rolls 11** dubs and i ask my crush if she is legit interested in me.
User avatar #103762 to #103753 - birdss (01/16/2014) [-]
**birdss rolls 97** dubs and i'll seduce her.
User avatar #103759 to #103753 - themarineelite (01/16/2014) [-]
Well she didn't friendzone me considering we are best friends but she just got out of a relationship and said she will keep it mind and she was glad i told her. We r supposed to hang out later next week so i'll see how things go.
User avatar #103761 to #103759 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
nice job kinda
User avatar #103758 to #103753 - spawnconnery (01/16/2014) [-]
Go and alpha the fuck out of it
User avatar #103756 to #103753 - DCat (01/16/2014) [-]
Good luck with that.
#103751 to #103749 - fefe (01/16/2014) [-]
You guys are alll ugly.
User avatar #103750 to #103749 - birdss (01/16/2014) [-]
Let's not!
User avatar #103736 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
So...the bank I go to got robbed today...
User avatar #103740 to #103736 - Timmietim (01/15/2014) [-]
shoulda cashed in
User avatar #103716 - garfvader (01/15/2014) [-]
Getting the word out It'd be great if you gave it a go
There is a new channel named OCcreepypastas where you can post well OC creepypasta and get it seen
here is the link
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/occreepypastas
#103754 to #103716 - fefe (01/16/2014) [-]
it must be cuz a nigga got gold
#103717 to #103716 - fefe (01/15/2014) [-]
>no uploads
User avatar #103718 to #103717 - garfvader (01/15/2014) [-]
do you expect any, its just new. That is the point of raising awareness of it
User avatar #103706 - nimba (01/15/2014) [-]
Any Russians around? I just discovered the wonderful world of mat and need to know more.
User avatar #103684 - coledu (01/15/2014) [-]
prntscr.com/2jgqna


Why the fuck does this happen
User avatar #103720 to #103684 - desdemona (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah adblock have started letting certain adverts through because companies give them money to
User avatar #103686 to #103684 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
you're not using adblock
User avatar #103687 to #103686 - coledu (01/15/2014) [-]
i actually am
#103707 to #103687 - thepenname (01/15/2014) [-]
A FUCKING AD PLAYED ON YOUTUBE THE OTHER DAY AND I WAS LIKE, "THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?" Looked up in my corner, AdBlock was on. I'm not sure how that happened, but I don't fucking like it, man. Not one bit.
User avatar #103748 to #103707 - misticalz (01/16/2014) [-]
I think youtube pays adblock to let certain ads through
#103674 - SgtObvious (01/15/2014) [-]
u guys wanna do a rate thread? i'll start ill just delete it if no one wants to
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#103880 to #103674 - TheseChocodiles has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #103825 to #103674 - thelocksmith (01/17/2014) [-]
in my profile pic nigga
#103807 to #103674 - filipnocd (01/16/2014) [-]
Why don't you smile you faggot?
jk don't hurt me
User avatar #103808 to #103807 - fuzzypickles (01/16/2014) [-]
My pinoy brother
User avatar #103866 to #103808 - filipnocd (01/17/2014) [-]
Lol how did you know I'm Filipino?


...Oh wait my username haha
#103760 to #103674 - cloverhand (01/16/2014) [-]
I'd give you a 7.5
User avatar #103809 to #103760 - fuzzypickles (01/16/2014) [-]
yay i have braces too
#103755 to #103674 - birdss (01/16/2014) [-]
Why so serious?!
#103746 to #103674 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (01/16/2014) [-]
This is my good side.
#103752 to #103746 - birdss (01/16/2014) [-]
Original picture.
User avatar #103757 to #103752 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (01/16/2014) [-]
Shit, You caught me.
User avatar #103811 to #103731 - fuzzypickles (01/16/2014) [-]
you look like a beyblade character
User avatar #103732 to #103731 - TheseChocodiles (01/15/2014) [-]
i have literally never seen you comment on anything on the social board, but i always seen your picture
User avatar #103734 to #103732 - maddboiy (01/15/2014) [-]
i tend to lurk a bit but i post occasionally
#103709 to #103674 - thepenname (01/15/2014) [-]
I'm adding my handsome mug to this thread 'cause why the fuck not? This Ferrari runs on compliments, bee-yatch!

I feel bad about what I've said and how I've said it.

#103682 to #103674 - betta (01/15/2014) [-]
"lets put my face on the internet so anyone who wants to can do whatever the fuck they want with it."

- Me
#103747 to #103682 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (01/16/2014) [-]
"Whatever they want"

Anything is possible in this world, Betta. You just have to BELIEVE!!
#103710 to #103682 - thepenname (01/15/2014) [-]
Non-transforming 360 D-ad, 4/10.

Jay kay. Joo' lookin' good, bruh. Not gonna rate you, but you're a handsome fellow and you should feel good about yourself.
#103679 to #103674 - SgtObvious (01/15/2014) [-]
here's another pic just to stir the pot
User avatar #103733 to #103679 - TheseChocodiles (01/15/2014) [-]
lol do u love to smile
#103708 to #103679 - thepenname (01/15/2014) [-]
Dude, is that your house?

'Cause that metalwork is sick.

10/10
User avatar #103675 to #103674 - betta (01/15/2014) [-]
Smile. Seriously. It'll make you looks like a more "Attractive" person.
User avatar #103652 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/15/2014) [-]
Hey do any of you have that gif of this little girl looking confused, she's got blonde hair and a gap in her teeth and she's kind of looking at the camera sideways like "what in the actual fuck"
User avatar #103667 to #103652 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
Google image "Chloe goes to disneyland" and save pictures to your little hearts content
User avatar #103653 to #103652 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
I do, actually
User avatar #103654 to #103653 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/15/2014) [-]
can I have it?
User avatar #103657 to #103654 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
No, sorry
User avatar #103661 to #103660 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
yeah, the picture kinda looks like that
User avatar #103651 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
It's pretty clear that I'm the alpha male of this board, and infamoustrapper is my second in command
#103715 to #103651 - fefe (01/15/2014) [-]
haha screencapping this for cringe channel
User avatar #103735 to #103715 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
xD DAE le cringe at this ???? :^)
#103655 to #103651 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (01/15/2014) [-]
Seems like a change of command is in order.
User avatar #103662 to #103655 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
shut the fuck up don't talk like that to your leader
User avatar #103663 to #103662 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (01/15/2014) [-]
You can't tell me what to do. YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
User avatar #103630 - acidjunk (01/14/2014) [-]
Poop
User avatar #103632 to #103630 - legendaryhero (01/14/2014) [-]
"shitposting"
#103612 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Now, I'm pretty sure no one gives a damn. But I'd like to mention how in the first time in almost 3 years, two of my comments have reached the top 200. Of course, that's nothing. But for me, someone who was in the shadows, this means something. So I'd like to thank you all, basically. I hope I can continue to entertain enough people to be decently known around here. I'm not asking for much, I'm not even asking. But just somewhat known would make me the happiest fucker who's ever lived. Good day. I hope you get laid in the following 5 hours.
User avatar #103673 to #103612 - SgtObvious (01/15/2014) [-]
you got a some imaginary thumbs on funnyjunk bro
#103634 to #103612 - birdss (01/14/2014) [-]
Think I found a picture of you.
User avatar #103626 to #103612 - infamoustrapper (01/14/2014) [-]
holy shit you must be one unfunny son of a bitch
User avatar #103613 to #103612 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
*tips le fedora*
#103614 to #103613 - fefe (01/14/2014) [-]
u cheeky kunt. u avn a gigl?
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