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#100697 - filipnocd (12/05/2013) [-]
Hey fellow Funny Junkers!

Be social by posting of how your beautiful faces look like. Haven't done this in a while! Feel free to comment on each others pics too. I'll start!
#100767 to #100697 - BrayBoy ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
I'm about as pale as you can get
#100772 to #100767 - loveyameanish (12/06/2013) [-]
Better pic of you beb xoxo
User avatar #100785 to #100772 - BrayBoy ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
I cant take normal photos I cant smile, and I shaved so I look my age!
User avatar #100786 to #100785 - loveyameanish (12/06/2013) [-]
You still look older than me, even bare-faced. I'd say 20 or 21.
User avatar #100787 to #100786 - BrayBoy ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
It will come back to haunt me, I'll get the shit kicked out of me by garda or something.
Your hair makes you look younger now, in that picture anyway.
User avatar #100789 to #100787 - loveyameanish (12/06/2013) [-]
Not surprised. Sure, it's not like I even need to look my age. I don't drink or shmoke.
User avatar #100790 to #100789 - BrayBoy ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
Liar, you're a flat alcho
User avatar #100791 to #100790 - loveyameanish (12/06/2013) [-]
Not wrong!!
#100752 to #100697 - loveyameanish (12/06/2013) [-]
Taken just now. And now I'm loling at Hurleysurferdude's anon stalker. He's wonderful.
User avatar #100768 to #100752 - BrayBoy ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
No more barbie jokes
User avatar #100769 to #100768 - loveyameanish (12/06/2013) [-]
How will you live.
User avatar #100770 to #100769 - BrayBoy ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
I just don't know
User avatar #100771 to #100770 - loveyameanish (12/06/2013) [-]
Ur fucked m8
#100738 to #100697 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/06/2013) [-]
Just shaved and realized I shouldve taken it easy....fucking cut myself like a pleb
#100745 to #100738 - anonymous (12/06/2013) [-]
too bad those wounds arent fatal and wont result in a slow and painful death
User avatar #100808 to #100745 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (12/07/2013) [-]
Yeah too bad.
User avatar #100742 to #100738 - awesomerninjathing (12/06/2013) [-]
nigga you're shaped like an upside down egg
#100718 to #100697 - desdemona (12/05/2013) [-]
Most recent pic of me
#100709 to #100697 - cantfindausername (12/05/2013) [-]
Nothing I'm visibly wearing in this picture is mine.
Not even the face.
#100704 to #100697 - roliga (12/05/2013) [-]
I took this picture a while ago for the hating board, don't ask.
User avatar #100744 to #100704 - loveyameanish (12/06/2013) [-]
nigga u fly
#100701 to #100697 - anonymous (12/05/2013) [-]
nice fedora in the background lmao euphoric brony neckbeard
#100693 - anonymous (12/05/2013) [-]
So this is a legitimate question for anyone on FJ who is homosexual. I recently took a class that has a gay professor, and during a class conversation a student referred to the LGBT community as "homosexuals" At the mention of the word, the teacher flipped his shit and went on a rant about how we shouldn't use the word "homosexual" and that they should be referred to as "gay, lesbian or LGBT community" because the word "homosexual" has become a derogatory term. Now, I'm no expert, but whenever I say "homosexual" its with the utmost respect because I always assumed it was the proper way to refer to the LGBT community. If anything, I think the words "gay" and "lesbian" are more derogatory than "homosexual." So is "homosexual" really that offensive?
#100729 to #100693 - anonymous (12/05/2013) [-]
It's a complicated issue. It's more politically correct to say homosexual, so it's best for very formal contexts. The problem boils down to how you refer to a person. I wouldn't say "homosexual" is derogatory, but it can definitely have a negative connotation.

The adjective tends to be taken better than the noun. Try "He's homosexual" vs. "He's a homosexual". See? Regardless, even both can be taken pretty badly. It's the elevated nature of the word that makes it seem condescending, as if you were referring to something unnatural or alien, while "gay" may sound more sincere / down-to-earth.
#100730 to #100729 - anonymous (12/05/2013) [-]
Same anon here, continuing...

Again, point being, it's complicated. I wouldn't say it really matters, but my advice is to keep homosexual for more formal situations and gay for more casual contexts. Really, it shouldn't matter. I think you're professor overreacted a bit.
User avatar #100707 to #100693 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
Nope, professor's a faggot-ass bitch.
#100694 to #100693 - misticalz has deleted their comment [-]
#100692 - eeveeisbestpoke (12/05/2013) [-]
**eeveeisbestpoke rolled user jakeandhistoe ** I love you
User avatar #100691 - qwertykon (12/05/2013) [-]
Leaving this question in the social, and advice boards. Me and my friends are thinking of going camping for a few days this summer, but we're not entirely sure where to go.

Does anyone know any nice places to camp in Southern Ontario? We're looking around the Hamilton/ Toronto/ St. Catharines area, so we don't have to drive too far.

I go camping all the time with my family, but we always go farther up north, so I don't know of any good camp grounds in our general area. Any suggestions help, thanks, funnyjunk.
User avatar #100687 - infamoustrapper (12/04/2013) [-]
so who's going to the game tonight?
User avatar #100695 to #100687 - davvi (12/05/2013) [-]
#100688 to #100687 - anonymous (12/05/2013) [-]
we should hang out sometime bro
#100674 - unncommon ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
How come when a girl calls me attractive it's a compliment, but when when a fellow dude says it means 5 times as much?
How come when a girl calls me attractive it's a compliment, but when when a fellow dude says it means 5 times as much?
#100721 to #100674 - percioz (12/05/2013) [-]
You're attractive.   
thesechocodiles thinks so too.
You're attractive.
thesechocodiles thinks so too.
User avatar #100748 to #100721 - TheseChocodiles (12/06/2013) [-]
and thank you percy

yeah well you clearly take care of yourself
#100724 to #100721 - unncommon ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
You have no idea what I look like.
You can't fool me.
#100727 to #100724 - unncommon has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #100726 to #100724 - percioz (12/05/2013) [-]
i do you cunt
User avatar #100735 to #100726 - unncommon ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
Well in that case thank you.
Where have you seen me at?
User avatar #101394 to #100735 - percioz (12/15/2013) [-]
Not like you have ever posted pics of yourself or anything
User avatar #100686 to #100674 - infamoustrapper (12/04/2013) [-]
kus ur gey
#100681 to #100674 - ariscorp (12/04/2013) [-]
Hmm.. i'd rather be called a good writer by a fellow writer than a writing critic.
Hmm.. i'd rather be called a good writer by a fellow writer than a writing critic.
User avatar #100690 to #100681 - Timmietim (12/05/2013) [-]
Godone op
User avatar #100677 to #100674 - Timmietim (12/04/2013) [-]
because guys have better taste
#100634 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
Does anyone know what kind of program or software I can use to piece together various video clips into one video? And add music to it as well
User avatar #100669 to #100634 - desdemona (12/04/2013) [-]
Sony Vegas pro
User avatar #100656 to #100634 - birdss (12/04/2013) [-]
Windows Moviemaker.
#100655 to #100634 - anonymous (12/04/2013) [-]
disregard misticalz, acquire CyberLink
User avatar #100636 to #100634 - misticalz (12/04/2013) [-]
Adobe Premiere
User avatar #100631 - desdemona (12/04/2013) [-]
I got a shiny Pokemon in my game today, just thought I would share with everyone because this is a big moment in my life
#100746 to #100631 - unitedabominations (12/06/2013) [-]
First shiny was a Dwebble, which is cool because Crustle is a bro now.
#100689 to #100631 - anonymous (12/05/2013) [-]
release it
User avatar #100678 to #100631 - Timmietim (12/04/2013) [-]
i had a shiny whismur at ruby
exploud was pretty cool
then my gameboy + games got stolen
User avatar #100632 to #100631 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
which one?
User avatar #100633 to #100632 - desdemona (12/04/2013) [-]
exeggcute so it wasn't the best one ever but when it evolves into exeggutor it will be cool
User avatar #100635 to #100633 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
Oh nice. I got a shiny Tentacruel on FireRed a long time ago.
Annnnd one time I ran into a shiny Dratini in the Safari Zone and hollered and jumped for two minutes only for it to flee after throwing one bait at it. There was definitely some internal screaming going on.
User avatar #100622 - jimmyneubtron (12/03/2013) [-]
I just want to talk to someone, I really like meeting new people.
#100675 to #100622 - unncommon ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
What's up bud?
What's up bud?
User avatar #100680 to #100675 - jimmyneubtron (12/04/2013) [-]
no to much! lol
User avatar #100662 to #100622 - giraffodil (12/04/2013) [-]
Tell me about yourself!
User avatar #100673 to #100662 - jimmyneubtron (12/04/2013) [-]
I am 5'10 about 180 pounds, and I live in the midwest on a farm, where I have lived all my life, and I really love diesel engines, and that is what I am going to college for.
User avatar #100702 to #100673 - giraffodil (12/05/2013) [-]
Thats awesome what did you farm? I'm pretty neutral about diesel engines myself.
User avatar #100715 to #100702 - jimmyneubtron (12/05/2013) [-]
we farm about 600 acres of soybeans, and we used to have 200 head of cattle, but due to my dad's semi trucking business biting the dust we had to sell all of the cattle. The semis were not the biggest lost because we only had like 3 of them with a retail value of them all together of about 25,000, and if you are neutral about diesels that is completely fine unlike most diesel enthusiasts I will not shove diesel information down your throat.
User avatar #100661 to #100622 - cantfindausername (12/04/2013) [-]
What do you want to talk about?
User avatar #100629 to #100622 - infamoustrapper (12/04/2013) [-]
you came to the wrong board, then
User avatar #100630 to #100629 - jimmyneubtron (12/04/2013) [-]
oh shit I thought social, meant social, sorry
User avatar #100672 to #100630 - infamoustrapper (12/04/2013) [-]
have you been to friendly board?
User avatar #100663 to #100630 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
It really doesn't to the regulars here. Some of them actually get mad as shit.
User avatar #100619 - infamoustrapper (12/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #100676 to #100619 - TheseChocodiles (12/04/2013) [-]
did you even post on social
User avatar #100679 to #100676 - infamoustrapper (12/04/2013) [-]
I take extremely strong offense to that statement.
User avatar #100682 to #100679 - TheseChocodiles (12/04/2013) [-]
im pretty sure you didnt though
or if you did it wasnt for a long period of time
User avatar #100683 to #100682 - infamoustrapper (12/04/2013) [-]
shit man I just am glad I got my account back. I haven't had it for like 9 months. I used wellknowntrapper till that got banned, left for 3 months, came back as doublicious, now bingo bango bongo show me the MONEY
User avatar #100684 to #100683 - TheseChocodiles (12/04/2013) [-]
oh i think i know who you are now
you were in that wee group of people or something yes okay thank you
User avatar #100658 to #100619 - awesomerninjathing (12/04/2013) [-]
hey I remember you nigger
User avatar #100670 to #100658 - infamoustrapper (12/04/2013) [-]
yeah you do
#100637 to #100619 - anonymous (12/04/2013) [-]
It's been a while. Welcome back faggot.
#100620 to #100619 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [-]
the young man from down the street?
User avatar #100621 to #100620 - infamoustrapper (12/03/2013) [-]
god damn right
User avatar #100616 - unncommon ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
**unncommon rolled a random comment #6907473 posted by thymine at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
Because every day is a party here.

What I'll use as my new pick-up line.
User avatar #100696 to #100616 - davvi (12/05/2013) [-]
well you'll definitely get the bitches with that
User avatar #100614 - finblob ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
who's excited for CHRISTMAS!

If you don't celebrate Christmas then I don't mean to offend you.
User avatar #100657 to #100614 - birdss (12/04/2013) [-]
Too late, i'm offended.
#100617 to #100614 - roliga (12/03/2013) [-]
I've been setting up since before thanksgiving
User avatar #100722 to #100617 - percioz (12/05/2013) [-]
too early omg
User avatar #100624 to #100617 - rokkarokkaali (12/04/2013) [-]
You are the soccer mom in your relationship.
User avatar #100625 to #100624 - rokkarokkaali (12/04/2013) [-]
But with guns
User avatar #100626 to #100625 - roliga (12/04/2013) [-]
The gun dad?
User avatar #100627 to #100626 - rokkarokkaali (12/04/2013) [-]
No the soccer mom. The dad doesn't care about christmas. You are the reason we get halloween stuff in the store before easter passes.
User avatar #100628 to #100627 - roliga (12/04/2013) [-]
I am perfectly okay with that, I started Halloween decorations October 1st anyways
#100613 - thebuzzer (12/03/2013) [-]
Could anyone recommend a good site to watch the new series of "The walking dead"?
Or does anyone have episodes 6, 7, 8 which you could send me?
Thank-you, in advance
#100623 to #100613 - imzero (12/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #100604 - drastronomy ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
Do not know if i should post this here or not, but whatever
inb4 ley greentext edge - it is a simple way of telling the story

>be me
>15, considering building a gaming pc
>remember how my brother built one before he moved to Australia, 2 years ago at that time
>find it in the cellar
>dustier than your moms old vagina, spend 2 hours gently cleaning that shit
>the pcie slot was fucked up, had to switch graphics card to the other one
>fix it, boot it up
>Loads windows vista, along with my bros forms for college
>thought it was interesting, looked through it
>find document titled “my role-model” in the folder with the forms things
>open it up, it was an essay he wrote in order for the universities to see his writing skills
>the first paragraph was about how happy he felt seeing me for the first time, when I was a baby
>he kept explaining how I was an inspiration for him throughout life
>he was the stereotypical big bro to me before he moved – liked to fuck with me, but still helped me with stuff and was never mean whatsoever
> did not know he felt this way, he never liked to talk about anything else than current events, never his feelings or anything like that
>it continues and it explains how he regarded me as his only true friend, etc.
>tfw reading this after not seeing him in a year
User avatar #100593 - gayobliteratorhere (12/03/2013) [-]
I hate each of you to know what kind of shit your up against because dickhole megee
#100597 to #100593 - awkwardjew (12/03/2013) [-]
Could you maybe sentence?
User avatar #100650 to #100597 - gayobliteratorhere (12/04/2013) [-]
faggot your words gone to undergo the treatment
User avatar #100612 to #100597 - DCat (12/03/2013) [-]
He's just trying to get -400. And doing a terrible job at it too.
User avatar #100651 to #100612 - gayobliteratorhere (12/04/2013) [-]
Rattle in the bitch your not portable you own
User avatar #100653 to #100651 - DCat (12/04/2013) [-]
Do you just jumble a bunch of words written on balls around and choose words at random to type?
User avatar #100660 to #100653 - gayobliteratorhere (12/04/2013) [-]
faggot it's code that your bitch can't do to the as see though
User avatar #100583 - thisistheguy (12/03/2013) [-]
What's a good time from your point of view?
User avatar #100664 to #100583 - gmarrox (12/04/2013) [-]
#100615 to #100583 - unncommon ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
Having sex while cookies are in the oven It's Always Sunny is on t.v. and the girl just bought a 24 pack to chase the Jack Daniels and Domino's Pizza is on the way while you're campingand the American National Anthem is being sung by a series of cooking bacon. And the new Xbone is arriving at your door.
Other than that camping out on the river with my buddies, a couple girls, and enough alcohol and music for a great night.
Oh yeah and my friend Rory is making Teriyaki Chicken because he's fat (fat people can cook) and I fucking love teriyaki.
User avatar #100605 to #100583 - TheseChocodiles (12/03/2013) [-]
house party of about 50 people who i get on with really well, then we play a drinking game like kings, somebody has on good songs, people are in the smoking area gossiping or winding each other up
everybody is making promises they cant keep because drunk
some people are in the corner having a ''dmc'' which is a deep meaningful conversation
then usually it ends up with everybody singing an irish song that we all know the words of but havent actually ever sat down and listened to it

also irish wakes are v good
movie nights with friends
my and my family having a drink together
school is also fun

User avatar #100606 to #100605 - ljxjlos ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
Exactly this, only with old rocksongs and less people - well, I guess it´s cooler with more people, but we never get more than 25 together around here.

also, if I´m not in the mood for partying, a good time would be sitting at home, reading a book, drinking tea and eating chips.
User avatar #100607 to #100606 - TheseChocodiles (12/03/2013) [-]
Yeah if I am not in the mood and hopefully my parents are away that weekend (they go away on little sex trips every other weekend) so I am home alone. Then I blast music and just alternate from the computer and tv being a messy bitch.
User avatar #100608 to #100607 - ljxjlos ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
The bless of living alone for University, that´s what I do every day when I´m not in the mood for leaving the house. On the other side, it´s different in a little appartement than home alone in a big house. Well, I´ll have that around New Years.
User avatar #100609 to #100608 - TheseChocodiles (12/03/2013) [-]
In september I will be moving into a house with my friends. One thing that is common in my friend group is that we love to tell lies, like really quite serious lies about a parent dying or something just to fuck with each other.

I can already picture my friend running into my room in the middle of the night and screaming that there has been a break in or some shit.
User avatar #100610 to #100609 - ljxjlos ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
I wish I could life in a WG, but I´m just not fit for living with many people...well, at the very least, a new building only for students will be built next to the place where I live, so that comes close.

Oh, yeah, that´s fun - last year, on a festival, when my friends where doing racist jokes again, I told them I was jewish and that I´m all fed up with them being that unconsidering of my religion. I never knew how great of an actor I am until that moment. My two best friends where sitting in the back and laughing at the hilariousness, the rest actually believed me, some got hella embarrased, started to apologize, etc...that was a great day.
User avatar #100611 to #100610 - TheseChocodiles (12/03/2013) [-]
Hahaha brilliant.
User avatar #100589 to #100583 - thisistheguy (12/03/2013) [-]
Guess I should throw mine down
Shooting some pool while listening to some tunes
Watching hockey with friends/family
Bowling with golf rules and bumpers up try it sometime
Cigars with friends on a warm summer day
User avatar #100587 to #100583 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
5:30 am is pretty cool, I guess.
User avatar #100586 to #100583 - misticalz (12/03/2013) [-]
Dancing in my room while home alone during the summer time with the window open so a nice breeze can roll in, while blasting my favorite summer tunes.
User avatar #100585 to #100583 - roliga (12/03/2013) [-]
Having a beer and watching football with friends
Having a nice dinner with my girlfriend
Playing baseball with some friends
Spending an entire day at the shooting range
User avatar #100588 to #100585 - thisistheguy (12/03/2013) [-]
Carnivals are cool
#100581 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [-]
Call me wrong, call me an ass, do whatever you want. I can't stand people who can't stick up for themselves
If you can't stick up for yourself then what reason does anyone else have to do it for you? If someone's in your face grow a pair and do something about it, don't bitch and whine about your problems or get someone to take care of your problems.
#100563 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [-]
I ordered my first toy cock, I just couldn't not tell somebody, so obviously I should tell the internet.

Been waiting a long time to get one, keeping it as descrete as possible, only using amazon cards earned from Swagbux and Binging Rewards and App Trailers. I are a feel dangerous.
User avatar #100564 to #100563 - unncommon ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
Thanks for sharing that, faggot.
#100618 to #100564 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [-]
>implying male
#100557 - Bad Man (12/02/2013) [-]
This image has expired
>be 16
>be in Chemisty I, last class of the day
>classmates are fucking around, waiting for the teacher to tell us our assignments or whatever
>overhear classmate saying "...and I don't care if he has a big head, we can have some big-headed babies"
>suspicious, but I'm never that lucky
>look over, Kenyan-tier darkness black girl talking with caramel intelligent milf senior
>Kenny sees me staring and covers her mouth, laughing
>caramel goodness and I make eye contact
>she comes to talk to me a couple of days later for small talk
>I'm socially inept
>mfw I missed out on possibly scoring with an 8 and didn't even know it
#100562 to #100557 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [-]
>Girl talks to me
>Must mean she wants to have my children
>Didn't fuck her intestines out right there on the spot
>Totally missed my chance

User avatar #100556 - huntergriff (12/02/2013) [-]
how long do cigarettes last until they expire?

Inb4 smoking kills
inb4 you're going to get cancer
inb4 op is a faggot.
User avatar #100665 to #100556 - gmarrox (12/04/2013) [-]
They won't expire for a long time, but they'll go stale after like 2 weeks. Keeping them in the freezer helps a bit.
User avatar #100639 to #100556 - soopergrover (12/04/2013) [-]
smoking kills
you're going to get cancer
op is a faggot.
User avatar #100601 to #100556 - birdss (12/03/2013) [-]
Why did you buy a pack in the first place, couldn't you have bummed a feg from someone else?
#100603 to #100601 - huntergriff (12/03/2013) [-]
TFW No friends who smoke.
User avatar #100584 to #100556 - thisistheguy (12/03/2013) [-]
If they're anything like cigars, they'd probly just keep getting dryer but I wouldn't know never smoked em
User avatar #100572 to #100556 - tholomewsense (12/03/2013) [-]
i don't think they really expires for a long time. but maybe the taste will get slightly different. just keep the pack, no worries
User avatar #100566 to #100556 - unncommon ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
How is this even a question?
Why do you need this information?
User avatar #100567 to #100566 - huntergriff (12/03/2013) [-]
I just bought a pack...I didn't exactly want to smoke the whole fucking pack right then and there. just like...one every other month or so.
User avatar #100568 to #100567 - unncommon ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
There's like 20 in a pack. That would be 1 year and 8 months. I wouldn't smoke one after a couple months.
Interesting game-plan though?
User avatar #100569 to #100568 - huntergriff (12/03/2013) [-]
meh. I thought it was good at the time.
User avatar #100559 to #100556 - lunk (12/03/2013) [-]
2 maybe 3
User avatar #100560 to #100559 - huntergriff (12/03/2013) [-]
What? months or weeks, or?
User avatar #100565 to #100560 - unncommon ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
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