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User avatar #338 - smokedmeatlog (04/21/2012) [-]
"fatness runs in my family."
"no, the problem is nobody runs in your family."
User avatar #2 - swagteacher (04/20/2012) [-]
The problem is that I am the left one and I am skinny as **** (like 60 kg)

help?...
#7 to #2 - blizzeh (04/20/2012) [-]
Ditto, but hey it's magic, I aint gotta explain ****
#10 to #2 - lolibear (04/20/2012) [-]
same
User avatar #13 to #2 - minionofdolan (04/20/2012) [-]
Im 23 and weight 125lbs been holding the same weight for over 5 years no matter how much I eat or dont its the same.
#159 to #2 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
as said, working out will get you going. after your muscles start increasing you'll probably need to start eating more, and gaining more weight
User avatar #169 to #2 - Fabianz (04/21/2012) [-]
SS + GOMAD
Google
User avatar #3 to #2 - swagteacher (04/20/2012) [-]
halp pls
#4 to #3 - lkjam (04/20/2012) [-]
Increase meat in your diet and start doing some sport. Go to the gym, swim, or go running (well it would be best if you do all of those :D) it will help you to gain muscles and therefore weight (muscles are heavier than fat). It will be hard in the beginning, it always is, but don't lose faith (it takes cca 1month for you to notice that your body is changing), shoot photos of yourself to see that you truly are gaining muscles. Get a good workout routine (plenty of them on the internet). Just don't sit the whole day at home (not just because you think you are skinny which doesn't really look healthy, but think about how unhealthy you can become if you continue like this).
User avatar #6 to #4 - swagteacher (04/20/2012) [-]
Do you think if I do around 75 push-ups and 150 sit-ups, I will notice difference?
User avatar #17 to #6 - mexirican (04/21/2012) [-]
you might notice a quick tone up but it will go away as quickly as it came because you will plateau. remember, high weight low rep for bulk (gain weight) and low weight high rep for tone (lose weight).
#8 to #6 - lkjam (04/20/2012) [-]
you will for sure but it will probably take longer. Don't forget about other muscle parts too such as your back and legs, I can't really imagine someone with a big chest and shoulders and a small back... look up some exercises you can easily do with your own body at home (i would recommend you something but i got no idea how they are called in my own language :D)
User avatar #9 to #8 - swagteacher (04/20/2012) [-]
ok thanks
#11 to #9 - anon (04/20/2012) [-]
you should really train your back, it helps to prevent problems.
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User avatar #376 to #372 - Psionics (04/21/2012) [-]
>strict diet: absolutely no sweats, almost no fat from animals, no simple sugar(!), no white bread or even fastfood.
>strict diet: absolutely no sweats, almost no fat from animals, no simple sugar(!)
>strict diet: absolutely no sweats, almost no fat from animals
>strict diet: absolutely no sweats
>sweats
User avatar #388 to #376 - ganoninthepit (04/21/2012) [-]
>sorry for my weak english
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User avatar #412 to #394 - Psionics (04/22/2012) [-]
you were close, "sweets". it can be confusing for even people who speak english. still funny when it happens though.
#277 - brokentrucker (04/21/2012) [-]
Mfw I am 21, almost 22, six foot tall even, and weigh 132.something pounds.   
   
I also have the energy reserves of an ADD kid after chugging a 12 pack of energy drinks....at all times.   
   
By the way the gif is me when hyper.
Mfw I am 21, almost 22, six foot tall even, and weigh 132.something pounds.

I also have the energy reserves of an ADD kid after chugging a 12 pack of energy drinks....at all times.

By the way the gif is me when hyper.
#293 to #277 - yonkersofwgkta (04/21/2012) [-]
17 , six foot 3 inches and 139 , i love being skinny
User avatar #319 to #277 - conagheraxe (04/21/2012) [-]
20, 6'1 and (Last I checked) 189 pounds.

Most of the people in my dorm are getting increasingly fat throughout the year.
#280 to #277 - gliese (04/21/2012) [-]
21 years old , 6 feet tall and 132 pounds. you're pretty skinny
User avatar #281 to #280 - brokentrucker (04/21/2012) [-]
Yup. I can circle my thumb and pinky around my wrist.

But god damnit I'm still sexy.
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User avatar #223 to #221 - luakazuki (04/21/2012) [-]
Yeah me too, I have a nice mix of both. Best way to live =D
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User avatar #197 - somekornchick (04/21/2012) [-]
But I'm lazy and practically live off fried chicken. I'm still thin!!
#212 to #197 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
Even if you eat as much as you want, bet its not half as much as fat guy eats. There are two types of lazy, people who dont intentionaly exercise and those who DO NOT MOVE. Bet your shoes are worn quickly.
#216 to #197 - opisprettycoolguy (04/21/2012) [-]
How's your cholesterol count, brah?
User avatar #365 - thewickedgoose (04/21/2012) [-]
but i have a friend who is exactly like me but he does less that me, and he is still looks anorexic

i look fat
#367 to #349 - cen (04/21/2012) [-]
^^ I did credit this guys content, but come on, we know how this really goes. Skinny person acts like he's awesome for doing nothing while fat guy works against genetics.
#283 - unsaif (04/21/2012) [-]
**unsaif rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at Forrest gump (OC) **
What I do all day
User avatar #370 - samxdaxman (04/21/2012) [-]
6'5, 155 pounds, 15 years old. i barely exercise and eat all the time. **** yeah metabolism!
User avatar #390 to #370 - scruffstah (04/21/2012) [-]
That sounds pretty unhealthy. I have a friend who's 5'9, and he's 5% body fat and weighs 140lb. 155lb. at 6'5 sounds really underweight.
User avatar #393 to #390 - samxdaxman (04/21/2012) [-]
Meh maybe. I dunno. I still eat a ******** but I still weigh this much.
User avatar #395 to #393 - scruffstah (04/21/2012) [-]
You might wanna work out a bit more. Do a bit of weight training, etc. At 6'5, and with your metabolism, you have some potential.
User avatar #396 to #395 - samxdaxman (04/21/2012) [-]
True. My dad has a weight lifting set. I could use that. You may have just motivated me to do something, random stranger on the internet
#361 - lnsert (04/21/2012) [-]
Am I the only one that noticed the water mark on the dog?
User avatar #278 - djboegenheimer (04/21/2012) [-]
METABOLISM UP IN THIS BITCH
#201 - connorjay (04/21/2012) [-]
I'm not sure who I hate more:   
People who can have a metabolism to eat 			*******		 anything, but struggle to put on muscle or weight   
People like me, if I eat something, it'll look like I've eaten four of them, but I put muscle of quicker etc.   
   
Still, it makes three weeks of no working out due to respiratory issues a bitch, I need to start rowing etc now...   
   
TL;DR - Look, a funny gif!
I'm not sure who I hate more:
People who can have a metabolism to eat ******* anything, but struggle to put on muscle or weight
People like me, if I eat something, it'll look like I've eaten four of them, but I put muscle of quicker etc.

Still, it makes three weeks of no working out due to respiratory issues a bitch, I need to start rowing etc now...

TL;DR - Look, a funny gif!
User avatar #185 - DisgruntledTomato (04/21/2012) [-]
190.5 cm 67KG eat like a ******* refinery. **** metabolism.
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#120 - lazaman (04/21/2012) [-]
MFW i don't do **** all day and my body is mixed with chubby and muscular. I know that my actions will make me tubby, but for some reason the testosterone Blasting out of my testicles makes me build muscle. Da fuq body.
User avatar #103 - barpmeep (04/21/2012) [-]
im 6'1" and 130 pounds.....my friends say i look like a holocaust survivor cuz im so skinny :/
#194 - whizslo (04/21/2012) [-]
Actually I'm the guy on the left, never work out, stay at home most time and IF I go out with friends it's eating and drinking and I'm in perfect shape, semi muscular and not even slight overweight. So yeah, sometimes it's just the genes :)
#215 to #194 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
If you add up the amount of food you eat over a year compared to fat guy yours will be obviously smaller. Bet you dont midnight snack often. Also, I bet you are on the move a lot, even if its just walking to the bus stop of shuffling on the couch. Over a year it will be 50x as much as fat guy. Mostly food though, no one was fat in 1850. Ozzy and NZ are obviously thinner than people in the US yet we all come from the same stock. end of rant.
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