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#1422732 - linkofcourage
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(04/18/2016) [-]
Who else is ready for goty 2k16
#1422729 - asotil
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(04/18/2016) [-]
Jailers
#1422861 to #1422729 - giinthir
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(04/18/2016) [-]
The enemy that will never attack you immediately, spend 10 seconds to cast their stupid life attack spell that cannot do any real damage, then a slow walk up, and do a slow wind up burn thing, which will slow you down further, then a final attack to actually kill.
Oh what a horrifically difficult enemy.
#1422984 to #1422861 - asotil
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(04/18/2016) [-]
>Will not do any real damage

Is that why it drains my health down to 5% in the blink of an eye and they aggro the second I walk in the room, usually accompanied by 5 more?
#1423082 to #1422984 - giinthir
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(04/19/2016) [-]
It doesn't drain your health, it reduces your max health. It doesn't take a single point. It's aggro it charging up that spell, then it starts attacking. If you don't hesitate or just walk past, it's the easiest enemy.
#1422720 - anon
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(04/18/2016) [-]
in the CK for skyrim im trying to change an enchantment for a weapon that is 100% overpowered. instead of the ridiculous 100 absorb health enchantment on it that the mod author put on there, i want it to have no enchantment whatsoever. How would i g about doing that?
#1422730 to #1422720 - anon
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(04/18/2016) [-]
if it's a unique weapon added by a mod, i'm pretty sure there's no way
the mods for removing enchantments only work on items you've enchanted, that have normal counterparts
#1422735 to #1422730 - anon
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(04/18/2016) [-]
not mods, im in the creation kit, i know its possilbe, because skyrims ck is just a copy paste of the geck, and that is where im experienced. i have no experience in the creation kit which makes removing enchantments a pain in the ass.
#1422738 to #1422735 - anon
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(04/18/2016) [-]
i don't know much about the kit, but can you make a clone of the weapon with the same model, stats and all that, just without the enchantment?
#1422742 to #1422738 - anon
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(04/18/2016) [-]
yeah, but youd have to place it in the world, and i have no idea how to do that. i could duplicate it, and use console commands to get it, but i still wouldnt know how to remove the enchantment from it, since duplicating, well duplicates everything.
#1422718 - plantain
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(04/18/2016) [-]
#1422717 - thematthew
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(04/18/2016) [-]
"hey what if we hide this collectible really well in a place the player can't go back to?"
"won't that piss completionists off?"
"naaah"
#1422776 to #1422717 - thatoldhorse
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(04/18/2016) [-]
Well, it gives you a VERY good reason to explore,no?
#1422785 to #1422776 - thematthew
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(04/18/2016) [-]
i was using my no death run save after i beat it, i would have gotten all the health upgrades if i didn't miss one in one of the dungeons.
#1422803 to #1422785 - thatoldhorse
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(04/18/2016) [-]
I had something similar, it was in Dishonored, and i had beaten the game with no kills* and i was super excited, until i was looking at the mission stats, and apparently i may have put a guy in water, and he must've drowned so it was a one kill run essentially.
#1422805 to #1422803 - thematthew
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(04/18/2016) [-]
this exact thing happened to me before, i was playing final fantasy 3 and i was most of the way through the game so i looked in the thing to see if i got all the monster types and i saw that i was missing a few here and there, there was a monster that only spawns in a tiny room right before the boss in a place i couldn't go back to, it annoyed the shit out of me.

btw it didn't screw up the run, i got the achievement so i'm fine, now all i have to do is get all the completion achievements.
#1422807 to #1422805 - thatoldhorse
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(04/18/2016) [-]
these kinds of things are probably the most annoying problems to have to put up with gaming , knowing that you were only one collectible off from having 100% and that you have to redo the entire game to satisfy your completionist desires.
#1422812 to #1422807 - thematthew
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(04/18/2016) [-]
yeah, i was going to do a all secrets run, but the first dungeon locked me out of the first half before i could explore everything.

honestly the game is still fun because it's short enough and it's fast paced so it's fun for speed runners.
#1422820 to #1422812 - thatoldhorse
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(04/18/2016) [-]
Undertale?
#1422821 to #1422820 - thematthew
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(04/18/2016) [-]
ori and the blind forest
#1422823 to #1422821 - thatoldhorse
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(04/18/2016) [-]
wtf i never clicked post as anon
#1422825 to #1422823 - thematthew
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(04/18/2016) [-]
yeah, it's a really good metroidvania, though it's more puzzle platforming focused.
#1422826 to #1422825 - thatoldhorse
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(04/18/2016) [-]
PUZZLES? I HATE PUZZLES! jk puzzles are cool.
#1422827 to #1422826 - thematthew
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(04/18/2016) [-]
they're not too hard, but they are pretty neet
#1422828 to #1422827 - thatoldhorse
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(04/18/2016) [-]
There was one puzzle game, i cant remember what it was called, but you were basically a god solving puzzles, and i gave up because i had spent over 3 hours staring a at a wall with a blue light on it, and thinking of it gave me the name of the game, Pnuema.
#1422830 to #1422828 - thematthew
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(04/18/2016) [-]
it's more like "ok it took me a second but i know what to do now, all i have to do is pull it off".

one was where you had to kill all the enemies in a room, but it was a big spike cave, so you had to use the enemy projectiles to get further in the room while also killing them with the projectiles, and if you touch the roof or the floor or the walls you take damage from the spikes
#1422822 to #1422821 - anon
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(04/18/2016) [-]
ah, gotcha.
#1422714 - superchrischan
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(04/18/2016) [-]
/So+the+doom+beta+is+going+good/hdgifs/5893254/

>normalfags thinking the new Doom is/will be good
#1422775 to #1422714 - kothaex
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(04/18/2016) [-]
it's good
because it's the new halo
#1422763 to #1422714 - darkangeloffire
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(04/18/2016) [-]
I had fun
#1422733 to #1422714 - tiagodisouza
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(04/18/2016) [-]
I'm digging the game, i just wish it was faster and had weapons scattered around instead of loadout, but i understand the loadout choice from the developer, its an attempt to add a sense of self and uniqueness to your character and progression as to improve replayability
#1422715 to #1422714 - beroty ONLINE
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(04/18/2016) [-]
ignorance is a bless
being able to enjoy something without caring, it's the true joy of life
let them believe in what they want
#1422918 to #1422715 - oxidoferroso
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(04/18/2016) [-]
ignorance is bliss* you retarded mongrel
#1422924 to #1422918 - beroty ONLINE
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(04/18/2016) [-]
i don't proof read or spellcheck
whatever you say my famaladingdong
#1422929 to #1422924 - oxidoferroso
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(04/18/2016) [-]
>not wanting the highest quality for your shitposts
#1422930 to #1422929 - beroty ONLINE
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(04/18/2016) [-]
first of all i know you're an beginner on the shitposting art
so i'll teach you an special kind of shitpost

I will teach you "thirty second shitpost" technique.

The basis of "thirty second shitpost" is lowercase typing only. No capitalization or punctuation. It reflects the very nature of the "thirty second shitpost".

"What should my post contain?"
The content of the post is a reflection of your spirit. As this is the "thirty second shitpost" you should approach your keyboard with the intention of shitposting and let it flow.

At first, you might feel daunted. In this case you may look at current shitposting trends and draw inspiration from them.
As a beginner, you may copy a shitpost you have seen before and give it your own distinct touch. As you do this you will begin to get the feel and develop your own style.

As with all arts, the proper form is important. Shitposting is not as abstract as it seems.

Emoticons are allowed. However, xD, ;_;, :3 are the marks of an amateur and are to be avoided.
Genuine typing errors should be left in, but not made on purpose. Even a non-shitposter can discern an intentional typo from an unintentional one, and you will lose credibility.
There is one exception. Leaving the "S" off of words that should be pluralized. Used sparingly, this can boost your shitposting power by 15%.

Poor grammar is acceptable. Take a moment of deliberation to see if your post could benefit from it.
Many shitposts stand or fall on this point alone.

"Thirty second shitpost" technique does not place great emphasis on image uploaded. Though an advanced technique is re-using an image to establish a truly epic shitpost.

Use these guidelines as a foundation. You will discover unwritten rules as you progress.

It's said that a master cannot make a shitpost in thirty seconds, but thirty shitposts in a second.
This guide too, was made in thirty seconds.

So good luck! Find your own style and perfect it!

I look forward to seeing the power of your "thirty second shitpost"!
#1422949 to #1422930 - oxidoferroso
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(04/18/2016) [-]
Have you ever read a post on VGB and wondered whether or not it is copy pasta? It is almost as though half the posts are pasta. Maybe they all are. Maybe this one is. Maybe it is not. Maybe it will become pasta at some point in time. Maybe it will be pasta'd over and over in this very thread. Maybe more threads will be made filled with this post. Although I fear it, I wouldn't doubt it.
#1422716 to #1422715 - superchrischan
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(04/18/2016) [-]
GIF
>let them believe in what they want
Then that means they win
#1422719 to #1422716 - beroty ONLINE
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(04/18/2016) [-]
it's not a competition or a challenge
there's no winner, since everybody is just losing their time.
#1422721 to #1422719 - superchrischan
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(04/18/2016) [-]
Nah man. Normalfags have infiltrated vidya and are ruining it by thinking that shit games like this is okay. Devs and companies will take their words over ours just because there are more normalfags than us. They will keep making shitty games to suit their taste.

We lose, they win.

We can't let that happen
#1422723 to #1422721 - beroty ONLINE
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(04/18/2016) [-]
i doubt devs will see whatever is on funnyjunk since everything here is just a repost
it's futile to try to discuss with those shitters because when you give actual arguments and justify your reasons they'll just "nuh uh, you are just a nostalgiafag", them the hivemind will thumb you down and they'll think you are a troll
funnyjunk will always be normie garbage reposted in the seek of self approval via green pixels, the line between funnyjunk and reddit is getting thiner everyday
#1422728 to #1422723 - awesomanium
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(04/18/2016) [-]
>remake announced
>not good
>"here come the nostalgiafags"
>their argument is literally irrefutable at this point, you lose
#1422727 to #1422723 - linkofcourage
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(04/18/2016) [-]
Damn u got real there


Now go post ss13 blogs
#1422710 - asotil
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(04/18/2016) [-]
GIF
Farron Greatsword
#1422764 to #1422710 - darkangeloffire
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(04/18/2016) [-]
It was my favourite on the first playthrough
#1422696 - adunsaveme
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(04/18/2016) [-]
>limited save slots
#1422683 - thematthew
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(04/18/2016) [-]
haven't played dex or faith build, which one should i play DS3 with?
#1422711 to #1422683 - tylosaurus
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(04/18/2016) [-]
This game seems to favour pyromancies way more than anything else.
#1422734 to #1422711 - tiagodisouza
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(04/18/2016) [-]
yeah pyro+ chaos weapons seems to be the way to go
#1422737 to #1422734 - tylosaurus
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(04/18/2016) [-]
Yeah my dex chaos black blade with chaos fire orb is pretty ridiculous.
#1422709 to #1422683 - asotil
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(04/18/2016) [-]
There's a looooot of Dex weapons in 3, especially early game

Faith I've found almost nothing for, the game is really gravitating around Sorceries this time around. I just killed The giant Skeleton boss in the Catacombs of Fuck You and his soul got made into a Str/Fth Claymore type greatsword. 12 all around to use it, it's Weapon Art is Wrath of the Gods

There's actually a Dex Ultra Greatsword you get from defeating the first of the Lords of Cinder, it's pretty good actually. Lower starting damage, but 2 handing lets you parry and it has a straight up Tokyo Drift move
#1422697 to #1422683 - warbob
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(04/18/2016) [-]
on a slight offtopic, i'm really dissapointed by the halberds in ds3
#1422698 to #1422697 - thematthew
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(04/18/2016) [-]
never tried it
#1422699 to #1422698 - warbob
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(04/18/2016) [-]
I don't have that much experience with them (yet) but their stats are rather dissapointing (D str D dex mostly) . DS2 had way better ones, I fell in love with them.
#1422767 to #1422699 - darkangeloffire
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(04/18/2016) [-]
Get the Red Hilted Halberd, I think it's the same as DS 2
#1422706 to #1422699 - tiagodisouza
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(04/18/2016) [-]
every weapon has a bit of shit scaling to them but you can infuse them for better scalings
#1422702 to #1422699 - yeorgh
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(04/18/2016) [-]
Halberds were op as fuck in demon souls.
#1422703 to #1422702 - warbob
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(04/18/2016) [-]
haven't played demon (yet) but I just got one more reason to.

DS2 made the halberd my probably favourite medieval weapon. Such versatility, reach and AoE, mmmh.
#1422704 to #1422703 - yeorgh
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(04/18/2016) [-]
There's a starting class that comes with a halberd, I finished the entire game without changing weapon.
#1422768 to #1422704 - darkangeloffire
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(04/18/2016) [-]
I beat Demon's Souls with only a +6 Halberd. It was EZPZ
#1422769 to #1422768 - yeorgh
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(04/18/2016) [-]
It's a great weapon.
#1422705 to #1422704 - warbob
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(04/18/2016) [-]
Comment Picture
#1422700 to #1422699 - thematthew
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(04/18/2016) [-]
tried it slightly
#1422687 to #1422683 - yibdiy
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(04/18/2016) [-]
you can be fake dex, there are some nice dex greatswords
#1422688 to #1422687 - thematthew
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(04/18/2016) [-]
nah, the closest i've gotten to true dex is using a starter sword with my INT build.
#1422689 to #1422688 - yibdiy
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(04/18/2016) [-]
if you use any katana, commit subaru
#1422690 to #1422689 - thematthew
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(04/18/2016) [-]
thanks, i actually like sadoku, i'll have to try it out.
#1422684 to #1422683 - bendeman
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(04/18/2016) [-]
dex. Non-melee got fukt
#1422685 to #1422684 - thematthew
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(04/18/2016) [-]
shame, would love to have a character named "fuck patches"
#1422694 to #1422685 - vozel ONLINE
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(04/18/2016) [-]
I'm actually doing pretty good with my Faith/Strength build. I thought it was going to be hard to pull off, but there are rings to help with Vigor, Vitality, Strength, and Attunemnt slots. You can go for a DEX build, but if you're going Faith, combine it with Strength because Faith users have access to some pretty good damage buffs.

Link to my future Faith build: fextralife.com/calculator/dks3builds.html?EwyGGTaUR.wf.A.A.A.A
#1422695 to #1422694 - thematthew
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(04/18/2016) [-]
thanks for the advice, but i think i'm going DEX
#1422652 - herecomesjohnny
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(04/18/2016) [-]
there's the demon head from Shadow warrior in enter the gungeon, devolver you da bes
#1422669 to #1422652 - herecomesjohnny
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(04/18/2016) [-]
ey the shopkeeper even has hoji's mask
eyyyyy
#1422650 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/18/2016) [-]
#1422725 to #1422650 - spacekraken
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(04/18/2016) [-]
Donacdum
#1422701 to #1422650 - warbob
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(04/18/2016) [-]
Kaboom Baby
#1422653 to #1422650 - whathaveyoudone
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(04/18/2016) [-]
more like "wolves hunt in packs, arisen"
#1422643 - payseht
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(04/18/2016) [-]
>Arkham Knight
>7FPS min, 14FPS max
>Buy 4GB RAM
>smooth 30FPS with occasional but fairly rare dips
#1422646 to #1422643 - thematthew
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(04/18/2016) [-]
>7FPS min
i had to reread that
#1422629 - desacabose ONLINE
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(04/18/2016) [-]
>Dark Souls III
>Summoned
>Summoner uses Dried Finger
>Stops moving
>Invaded
>Fighting invader
>Host won't move
>Invaded again
>Get killed
>Invaders start to attack the host
>Back in my world
>Get message from host
>Long ass message about how he's going to wait for 2 more summons and then we'll go fight the boss but while we're waiting he wants me to hide and surprise invaders until we go to the boss
#1422771 to #1422629 - darkangeloffire
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(04/18/2016) [-]
>put sign down in Halfway Fortress
>get summoned
>host is still, maybe summoning another helper
>dark spirit summoned
>wat
>we face the summoned invader
>Watchdog of Farron has invaded
>fuck
>somehow managed to kill the other invader, WDoF kills me, begins fighting host

I just wanted to help people
#1422635 to #1422634 - desacabose ONLINE
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(04/18/2016) [-]
yes
#1422637 to #1422635 - thematthew
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(04/18/2016) [-]
thanks fam
#1422624 - anon
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(04/18/2016) [-]
french quarter
lover boy
george carlin
#1422601 - Sperit
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(04/18/2016) [-]
So in the game 7 days to die i have noticed that some sounds from it appear in other games
Like when you pick something up the sound plays from an episode from archer when he picks up a brief case in the train episode
also the zombies dieing sound is in dark souls 3 a lot
#1422608 to #1422601 - thematthew
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(04/18/2016) [-]
yeah it's popular to use stock sounds sense it doesn't cost you anything to use them.
#1422614 to #1422608 - Sperit
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(04/18/2016) [-]
neet
#1422599 - adunsaveme
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(04/18/2016) [-]
poor gwyndolin
we knew he was delicious, but i didn't think anyone would take that literally
#1422603 to #1422599 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/18/2016) [-]
there you go again with your vore fetish
#1422597 - warrenzthehero
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(04/18/2016) [-]
Anyone interested in helping a Sunbro get through Irithyll of the Boreal Valley?
#1422605 to #1422597 - jubnik
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(04/18/2016) [-]
im just trying to kill the 2 Sulyvahns Beasts

you know that crocodile dog thing that fucked you up so many times on the way in
i gotta fight 2 of them... at the same time and i wanna kill myself
#1422651 to #1422605 - yibdiy
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(04/18/2016) [-]
use the ladder to your advantage (drop attack), focus only one as they dont respawn, making the next try easier
#1422623 to #1422605 - warrenzthehero
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(04/18/2016) [-]
I somehow managed to nope myself (read: ran like an unskilled bitch) through the level all the way to Irithyll Dungeon before shutting it off.
#1422594 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/18/2016) [-]
Clock Tower for PS1 is scary.
Never know when you're gonna get scissored
#1422593 - beroty ONLINE
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(04/18/2016) [-]
ASS
#1422598 to #1422593 - adunsaveme
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(04/18/2016) [-]
trash
#1422595 to #1422593 - anon
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(04/18/2016) [-]
AND TITTIES
#1422583 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(04/18/2016) [-]
>>#1422520, update for you kids thinking about getting Ratchet and Dank reboot video. I just finished it, it's pretty good, my only complaint is that once you beat the game you can't go back to the other worlds and collect shit, well you can except for you. So if you're intending to collect all the collectibles, specifically on a planet called Kalebo 3, look up where the collectibles are before doing the level because if you miss one you gotta restart to get it.
#1422587 to #1422583 - BmanX
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(04/18/2016) [-]
How long is it?
#1422588 to #1422587 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(04/18/2016) [-]
about as long as my dick, so like 20-25 hours
#1422589 to #1422588 - BmanX
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(04/18/2016) [-]
I just knew a dick joke was incoming
#1422585 to #1422583 - anon
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#1422586 to #1422585 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(04/18/2016) [-]
alexanderburns you accidentally went anon