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#826946 - sirgrimrock has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #826947 to #826946 - tarekmig (02/06/2014) [-]
okay
#826972 to #826940 - samous (02/06/2014) [-]
I realy  wanna make a rape joke, but it would be so forced.
I realy wanna make a rape joke, but it would be so forced.
#826962 to #826940 - fargtwo (02/06/2014) [-]
That's beyond fucked up.
User avatar #826944 to #826940 - adunsaveme (02/06/2014) [-]
Watch as they blame the console and porn itself instead of the fucking retarded kid or the parents who didn't tell him rape ain't cool
User avatar #826937 - motherduck (02/06/2014) [-]
This video really helped me choose my console for this generation
This System Beat The PS4 and Xbox One
#826953 to #826937 - samous (02/06/2014) [-]
college humour is the best humour channel
#826931 - samous (02/06/2014) [-]
I've played a bit of hotline miami and this shit is so dope.

I realy wanna get high and play this lol
#826960 to #826931 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
lol tryhard
User avatar #826951 to #826931 - paintedgorilla (02/06/2014) [-]
Well what's stopping ya?
#826955 to #826951 - samous (02/06/2014) [-]
my supplier is ded
User avatar #826957 to #826955 - paintedgorilla (02/06/2014) [-]
Well shit son, my condolences may he rip in piece.
#826961 to #826957 - samous (02/06/2014) [-]
i killed him tho
i killed him tho
User avatar #826905 - bananarchy **User deleted account** (02/06/2014) [-]
If I were to die tomorrow, I would have but one regret
Buying Razer shit
User avatar #826988 to #826905 - metalkinkajou (02/06/2014) [-]
Steelseries + Asus is way to go
User avatar #827067 to #826988 - bananarchy **User deleted account** (02/06/2014) [-]
Also Logitech
Also Cooler Master
User avatar #827076 to #827067 - metalkinkajou (02/06/2014) [-]
Cooler master ye
I don't own any Logitech stuff
User avatar #826920 to #826905 - astraea (02/06/2014) [-]
Razer headsets are pretty good
User avatar #826973 to #826920 - bananarchy **User deleted account** (02/06/2014) [-]
No headsets are good
User avatar #827098 to #826973 - astraea (02/06/2014) [-]
Gee, I sure love watching porn with my speakers on all the way while my parents are home
oh my how I love being up at night in the room next to where my brother and parents are sleeping playing my fave music on my speakers
Speakers are really good you should get them only you will hear what comes out of them
User avatar #827141 to #827098 - bananarchy **User deleted account** (02/06/2014) [-]
There are such a thing as headphones
User avatar #827148 to #827141 - astraea (02/06/2014) [-]
>implying they dont break after having them in your pockets once
>implying they give good sound
User avatar #827150 to #827148 - bananarchy **User deleted account** (02/06/2014) [-]
Theres a difference between earphones, headphones and headsets
Do you know anything about audio tech?
User avatar #827151 to #827150 - astraea (02/06/2014) [-]
No but i have u
User avatar #826921 to #826920 - astraea (02/06/2014) [-]
Atleast ive had one for over a year and i havent had a single problem with it.
Any other headset ive had has gone silent on one ear within ~2 months or just stopped working
User avatar #826909 to #826905 - imnotkickthecat (02/06/2014) [-]
I like my razer keyboard because it was the cheapest keyboard I saw at that moment that glowed in the dark.
User avatar #826912 to #826909 - bananarchy **User deleted account** (02/06/2014) [-]
I hate mine
Spacebar broke in less than a month of usage, I had to take out my shift key and put it over the space bar switch just so it's remotely usable
User avatar #826938 to #826912 - sonnyboii (02/06/2014) [-]
Thats what you get for buying razer
#826925 to #826912 - alstorp ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #826924 to #826912 - tylosaurus (02/06/2014) [-]
What kick said.
User avatar #826914 to #826912 - imnotkickthecat (02/06/2014) [-]
Maybe you shouldnt hulk smash your keyboard.
User avatar #826907 to #826905 - tarekmig (02/06/2014) [-]
I wanted to ask you something but forgot what
User avatar #826908 to #826907 - bananarchy **User deleted account** (02/06/2014) [-]
The answer is no
User avatar #826910 to #826908 - tarekmig (02/06/2014) [-]
It might be an question about free games?
User avatar #826913 to #826910 - bananarchy **User deleted account** (02/06/2014) [-]
I hate games
User avatar #826929 to #826915 - samous (02/06/2014) [-]
guv it to me
User avatar #826930 to #826929 - tarekmig (02/06/2014) [-]
Ok only if you work as a slave of minning doge coin for me
User avatar #826932 to #826930 - samous (02/06/2014) [-]
done
User avatar #826933 to #826932 - tarekmig (02/06/2014) [-]
Ok now give me dogecoins
User avatar #826934 to #826933 - samous (02/06/2014) [-]
sent ;)
User avatar #826935 to #826934 - tarekmig (02/06/2014) [-]
sent the game ;)
User avatar #826936 to #826935 - samous (02/06/2014) [-]
c0ol
#826904 - Timmietim ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
#826926 to #826904 - alstorp ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #826922 to #826904 - finblob ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
*cuts self*
oh yes
User avatar #826897 - finblob ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
My friend just got his first PC and it's 50000x faster than my laptop
le cri
User avatar #827086 to #826897 - Gonnafly ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
Kill it and feed your laptop it's power.
User avatar #827190 to #827086 - finblob ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
i can't
he lives a 5 min drive away
User avatar #826911 to #826897 - imnotkickthecat (02/06/2014) [-]
PC master race.
#826898 to #826897 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #826882 - xapplemanx (02/06/2014) [-]
hey guys i'm about to re install windows (copy/torrent) and i need to backup my C drive, does anyone have any guidelines to on what to back up, from a gamer's POV. i know im backing up documents because that's where save files are, but i don't have any important programs installed on it.
User avatar #827009 to #826882 - billybong (02/06/2014) [-]
to save you re-downloading, you should backup your steam folder (presuming you have one)

after re-installing check out You need to login to view this link it will make installing the extra programs so easy (like zip tools, word processors, media players, etc)

and yeah just make sure you have all of your files from your boot you might want because they'll be lost (as you know), Remember to check "all users" because games often save shit there too.
User avatar #827736 to #827009 - xapplemanx (02/07/2014) [-]
thanks man, i have steam installed on my f drive, and why the hell are we being thumbed down
User avatar #827738 to #827736 - billybong (02/07/2014) [-]
no worries mate.

And in regards to the thumbs, I can only assume alstorp is a raging douche
User avatar #828074 to #828068 - billybong (02/07/2014) [-]
Oh I see, Well what terrible carnage you caused there!

How inconsiderate! But to be perfectly honest I'm tempted to try it too, but change it to thumb everything up
User avatar #828076 to #828075 - billybong (02/07/2014) [-]
Cheers, that saved me ages re-learning CSS malaky (It is CSS right? I hate web coding)
#826885 to #826882 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
Maybe for a backup copy (backup saves)

but what you want is a fresh install; better performence, more space, and no chance of Windows creating serious problems.

Some hardcore PC enthusiasts do fresh Windows installs every 3 months.
User avatar #826886 to #826885 - xapplemanx (02/06/2014) [-]
alright thanks man, hopefully this goes well
#826879 - commanderbunbun (02/06/2014) [-]
Well here's proof there are MGS fans working at google. If you search "Shadow Moses Island" on Google Maps, you will actually find it on the coast of Alaska

But thats not the fun part. The fun part is that there are actual screenshots from MGS when you click "more info".
User avatar #826895 to #826879 - Timmietim ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
theres also rapture at some coordinates in the middle of an ocean
#826875 - envinite (02/06/2014) [-]
So apparently the newest Need For Speed don't have the speed at all.   
   
Anybody knows a PC games that have the same gameplay as NFS (the freeroam racer-police one, not legal racing like Shift, Pro Street) ? I don't really care with the story since they always get me bored after finishing them, I just care for the gameplay and graphics now.   
   
Don't ask why I don't even bother google it. I even just find out a game like Forza exist last week, though I'm not really interested with it.
So apparently the newest Need For Speed don't have the speed at all.

Anybody knows a PC games that have the same gameplay as NFS (the freeroam racer-police one, not legal racing like Shift, Pro Street) ? I don't really care with the story since they always get me bored after finishing them, I just care for the gameplay and graphics now.

Don't ask why I don't even bother google it. I even just find out a game like Forza exist last week, though I'm not really interested with it.

User avatar #826889 to #826875 - octaviano (02/06/2014) [-]
Need for Speed got a rather well monopole on the RacerVSCops gameplay. I guess the closest thing is Driver:San Francisco, because you can technically shift into cop-cars and chase around, even when it's not a main aspect at all.
It's kinda old already though, not the best graphics. But the gameplay is pretty fun, and the story's decent.

You might want to look at "The Crew", if you want to. It's moved to late '14 now, but it has got the USA as Freeroam. As in, you can drive from Chicago to San Francisco and back in New York if you're bored. With lots of off-road capability (basicly you can drive at everything you can see. You can also turn every car you have into an offroad-car, a racetrack car, etc...), very multiplayer-based (essencially a buy-once-to-play MMO, silmiar to Trackmania United or so) (it's based on 'Crews', basicly 4-people-guilds. Crews can challange each other, or a crew can do a co-op mission.), quite the amount of tuning/individuality, large selection of cars, and the graphic looks decent enough. The release has been pushed back though, so you'll have to wait until at least late 2014.
User avatar #826893 to #826889 - envinite (02/06/2014) [-]
I was thinking on getting Driver : SF actually. Well since I don't give two shits about story (especially because I think the early Driver series story for PS2 sucks), I just care for the gameplay and graphic.

It's basically GTA with real manufactured cars, I liked it. Graphic is pretty nice but I just can't stand the brownish filter the game have like the grey filter the GTA 4 have, but this one is better.
User avatar #826948 to #826893 - octaviano (02/06/2014) [-]
Driver:SF takes out every GTA-aspect. You're forced to be in a car at all times.
But "shifting" is quite interesting. And the story is one big mindfuck.
User avatar #826881 to #826875 - yutdollacwwwthree (02/06/2014) [-]
need for speed world

it's not half bad for a free to play game, you can get some serious rewards for completing challenges

It's also not pay-to-win
#827071 to #826881 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
Lies. all S ranked cars. most good cars and so on is locked for free players. if you race agains a S car whith a maxed out A car that became a low end S car. you will allways lose. Pay to win
User avatar #827073 to #827071 - yutdollacwwwthree (02/06/2014) [-]
lies

I spent $0 on the game and have an A car that beats S cars.

I should mention I got the car in a givewaway celebrating something on facebook.
#826887 to #826881 - envinite (02/06/2014) [-]
I've tried it

It's basically an online NFS Carbon, well it's pretty decent for a f2p online games. But I just can't stand online games expecially because NFS World uses international servers and my internet is not that good.

I'm looking for an offline games.
#826969 to #826887 - yutdollacwwwthree (02/06/2014) [-]
I play on it just fine

As a matter of fact I win a lot of races
#827072 to #826969 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
Holy lagg!
#826870 - samous (02/06/2014) [-]
mom got this mouse because the shop keeper said it's the a high brand gaming mouse.


facepalm.avi


anyway mouse thread?
#826963 to #826870 - beznoize (02/06/2014) [-]
CM storm Inferno for most things, Razer Naga for MMO's
#826928 to #826870 - finblob ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
why do all of you spend so much money on mouses
nerds
#826894 to #826870 - fargtwo (02/06/2014) [-]
RAT 5 master race
User avatar #827014 to #826894 - gabemczombie (02/06/2014) [-]
What is that thing?
User avatar #826991 to #826894 - metalkinkajou (02/06/2014) [-]
Oh god, i got R.A.T 5 from lan party and i reeeeally regret it, to be honest
User avatar #827114 to #826991 - fargtwo (02/06/2014) [-]
2futuristic4u?
User avatar #827117 to #827114 - metalkinkajou (02/06/2014) [-]
It just feels so... awkward and all that
User avatar #826927 to #826894 - serhiy (02/06/2014) [-]
man I got a RAT 3, thinking of upgrading it soon to a RAT 5 or 7, is it worth it?
User avatar #827033 to #826927 - billybong (02/06/2014) [-]
I've got a rat 7, had it nearly 2 years now which is one of the longest lasting mice I've used.

Best mouse I've ever owned and I'm considering buying a new one (another Rat 7) because the Teflon feet have worn off from use, and it's started to double click occasionally when I single click... but that's very rare and can probably be fixed by cleaning the microswitch.

Personally I think it looks pretty ugly, but it's still the best mouse I've ever owned.

Something else that's good and bad, is that the thumbwheel isn't a registered mouse button, meaning that it's not considered to be mouse buttons 6 & 7 but instead it can be macro'd to any button or key combo. It sucks because you can't map controls in games to that button, you need to make macros for the game inside the software instead. But having the ability to macro any button to anything is pretty useful. For example I usually use mine in a chrome setup where scrolling the thumbwheel switches tabs, and the red "sniping" button (which is pretty useful in FPS's sometimes) is set to CTRL + W to close tabs.

The mouse does have a design which unfortunately collects dust and gunk from hands as you use it... but that might just be me
User avatar #826942 to #826927 - fargtwo (02/06/2014) [-]
I've only used the RAT 5 but the RAT 7 looks to be a general improvement, particularly in regards to customizability. I've heard some people have had issues with it breaking on them but if it's built anything like the RAT 5 is, the only explanation for it breaking is them attempting to shove it up their ass so they can be one with the controls.
I dunno about the RAT 9. It looks about like the 5 but wireless. Personally I'd go with the 7 just because dat cord.
User avatar #826917 to #826894 - adunsaveme (02/06/2014) [-]
who the nipples buys these things
User avatar #826939 to #826917 - fargtwo (02/06/2014) [-]
Me and anyone else who wants mouse that's as comfortable and reliable as it is sexy. (And it is extremely sexy)
User avatar #826941 to #826939 - adunsaveme (02/06/2014) [-]
It looks fucking awful to me, and I can't imagine how that could possibly be comfortable.

And it's just overdoing it. Why do you need knobs on a mouse? What purpose could they possibly serve other than to just make you think it's 'cutting edge'?
User avatar #826943 to #826941 - fargtwo (02/06/2014) [-]
The one on the back screws off so you can add weights.
The one on the side is a second scroll wheel. I haven't found a use for it yet but I can imagine a few.
And it really is pretty damn comfortable. It's curved in all the right places and the later models are customization as fuck, so you could theoretically build a mouse that even Edward Scissorhands would be comfortable using.
User avatar #827038 to #826943 - billybong (02/06/2014) [-]
They've got some profiles on the website that you can download that make use of the wheel (and other buttons)

You need to login to view this link Look at the "profiles and other downloads" at the end

I've got the wheel set to switch tabs in chrome, and the red sniping button to close tabs
User avatar #826945 to #826943 - adunsaveme (02/06/2014) [-]
WHy do you want to add weights? It's a mouse, not a 420 l1ft it machine
User avatar #826952 to #826945 - fargtwo (02/06/2014) [-]
because some people like different weighted mice.
>0101114.M2
>not doing mouse lifts

Could you be any more casul?
#826891 to #826870 - lepokerface ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
Best mouse I ever owned.
#826890 to #826870 - spawnconnery ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
I love this mouse, Logitech G700.
#826884 to #826870 - envinite (02/06/2014) [-]
Check out this mad cunt I own

> 800 dpi
> live led ligt
> using red light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation technology
> usb 2.0

Bonus : party anus
User avatar #826900 to #826884 - bananarchy **User deleted account** (02/06/2014) [-]
Why is it so small
That must be a pain to use
Also, usb 2.0 isn't something to be proud of
User avatar #826901 to #826900 - bananarchy **User deleted account** (02/06/2014) [-]
Also,
>stimulated emission of radiation technology
User avatar #826902 to #826901 - bananarchy **User deleted account** (02/06/2014) [-]
And why do you need LEDs in a mouse
User avatar #826903 to #826902 - bananarchy **User deleted account** (02/06/2014) [-]
0/10 shit mouse
#826918 to #826903 - envinite (02/06/2014) [-]
It's a joke of how shitty my mouse is
It's a joke of how shitty my mouse is
User avatar #826874 to #826870 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
i have random mouse from the closest shop that works perfectly fine
#826872 to #826870 - yutdollacwwwthree (02/06/2014) [-]
I have this

it's the most overpriced hunk the fucking plastic I've ever bought in my entire life
User avatar #826873 to #826872 - adunsaveme (02/06/2014) [-]
I have one of those

Definitely beats buying one of the other ones, the Deathadder is one of the best
User avatar #826877 to #826873 - yutdollacwwwthree (02/06/2014) [-]
I hate it and regret buying it

The scroll wheel squeaks and only partially works, Razer Synapse is a pile of half-working shit (like GeForce Experience) and finally, it doesn't feel very high quality for a high quality price, it's super light, and it feels like they added a weight to the back so it'd feel heavier.

I'd return it in a heartbeat if the box and receipt didn't get burned in a fire ( my mother's fault)
User avatar #826888 to #826877 - adunsaveme (02/06/2014) [-]
-the squeaky scroll wheel obviously isn't a thing with all deathadders
-who the fuck uses synapse? why? you don't need to, fool
-high quality price? how much did you pay for it?
User avatar #826892 to #826888 - yutdollacwwwthree (02/06/2014) [-]
-Look it up, it is a common problem, there's even youtube videos on how to fix it
-I use synapse, turns out I like using the macros, however razor didn't put on-board memory on the mice, and went with a shitty program instead
-retail, which was the only choice I had because i was still warming my parents up to the idea of buying your shit online.
User avatar #826919 to #826892 - adunsaveme (02/06/2014) [-]
-no problems here huehuehue
-understandable
-"retail" isn't an answer to "how much did you pay"
User avatar #826923 to #826919 - yutdollacwwwthree (02/06/2014) [-]
Best Buy retail

$70 (To reiterate what I said earlier, I couldn't buy it online; I was still warming my parents up to online shopping, even thought I knew it was much cheaper other websites, around $40.)
User avatar #826883 to #826877 - yutdollacwwwthree (02/06/2014) [-]
Oh, and I've had it since last July/August
User avatar #826871 to #826870 - Gonnafly ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
I have a pretty similar mouse, love it, too bad the left button doesn't work that well any more.

Motion Gyration mouse.
#826862 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
not sure if key is taken, noone told me if they took it...

anyways i posted it early this morning...
#826860 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
Playstation Now shall be a great success, it's Pachter Official.

www.ign.com/articles/2014/02/05/games-industry-analyst-thinks-playstation-now-is-a-joke
#826848 - onefuckingskurut (02/06/2014) [-]
Hey guys I just wanna ask something. I downloaded L4D2 when it was free. Now I would like to delete it and play some other game instead. I don´t have exactly plenty of room in my hard drive...

Could someone please advice me where can I find L4D2 folder at steam and if it would function after I copy it to my USB and then copy it back to its folder?
User avatar #827095 to #826848 - onefuckingskurut (02/06/2014) [-]
Thanks billybong,herecomesjohnny and nuclearcomedy!
User avatar #827042 to #826848 - billybong (02/06/2014) [-]
You could always just make a direct backup of the content..

Steam>backup and restore...

If you backup via the backup method in steam it will automatically grab all data that it needs, including the support files for the source engine. If you just grab the L4d2 folder from inside common, you're just grabbing the content but not the game engine itself.
User avatar #826861 to #826848 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
it's in /common/
#826851 to #826848 - nuclearcomedy (02/06/2014) [-]
You can delete L4D2 and then re download it once you again.
If you got it when it was free it's on your bill therefore making it absolutely yours to keep.
User avatar #826849 to #826848 - tarekmig (02/06/2014) [-]
Where did you download your steam? C:/ ?
User avatar #827096 to #827091 - tarekmig (02/06/2014) [-]
program files x86
steam
steamapps
your username
common
l4d2
User avatar #826819 - tuckthisphit (02/06/2014) [-]
i just got podmon 6000 and some dude wanted it and i decided to give it away but in trade screen it says no tradable items.
so what are the tradable items ?
User avatar #826847 to #826819 - tarekmig (02/06/2014) [-]
every item you get ( if you're a f2p ) as you didn't buy any item off the store, the item goes into your inv, and you can't trade it... BUT! you can recieve free items, if the items you recieved are from paid account, you can trade them.
User avatar #826822 to #826819 - noobnage (02/06/2014) [-]
you cant trade if you are f2p
User avatar #826824 to #826822 - tuckthisphit (02/06/2014) [-]
isnt tf2 f2p ? how does one pay to trade ?
#826829 to #826824 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
You buy an item in the store.
User avatar #826830 to #826829 - tuckthisphit (02/06/2014) [-]
so,pay money ?
#826869 to #826830 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
Its like, 50 cents. If you buy minimum of 5 dollars Steam wallet, you can buy 2 keys, which can get you pretty much anything you need in trading.
User avatar #826811 - rploeger (02/06/2014) [-]
How do i Capra Demon?
User avatar #826880 to #826811 - teokek (02/06/2014) [-]
stop being a fuckign causl
User avatar #826854 to #826811 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
run as fast as you can towards the stairs to the right and climb them, get to the little stop where you stand over that doorway and take the dogs out, capra might try and climb up to attack you but you can block it and he falls down, when that happens do a dropping attack (assuming you've killed the dogs by now if not just kill them) and then just deal with capra alone as he is pretty easy on his own
User avatar #826855 to #826854 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
wot i messed up, stairs to the left
User avatar #826817 to #826811 - adunsaveme (02/06/2014) [-]
you don't

master key master race
User avatar #826820 to #826817 - rploeger (02/06/2014) [-]
I have that :o HOW DO I SKIP HIM
User avatar #826828 to #826820 - fizzor ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
... If you have the master key, just go to the door that leads to the Depths and whopee, you've skipped a boss battle.
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User avatar #826831 to #826828 - rploeger (02/06/2014) [-]
Where is the door though
User avatar #826833 to #826831 - fizzor ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
Right next to the fog door that leads to the Capra Demon boss battle is a stair case, go down and follow the path and the door is there.
User avatar #826836 to #826833 - rploeger (02/06/2014) [-]
Past the shortcut? Because i couldn't open the metal door over there...
User avatar #826839 to #826836 - fizzor ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
Huh. I was fairly certain you could open the door with the Master Key. Well then, no skipping for you. Man up and whoop that demon's ass. Make sure you kill the dogs first, they make the battle harder than it really is.
User avatar #826840 to #826839 - rploeger (02/06/2014) [-]
Doing my best, died 3 times since you posted :p
User avatar #826845 to #826840 - sonnyboii (02/06/2014) [-]
Well, i spent probably 20 times before i beat him. Dogs are first priority of course. Then its just kiting him up the stairs, jump down, wait for him to jump down, then hit him and repeat
#826985 to #826845 - desacabose ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
board
board no
User avatar #826841 to #826840 - fizzor ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
It's okay lil nigga you can do it. Everything's hard the first time but you'll get there, sooner or later.
User avatar #826843 to #826841 - rploeger (02/06/2014) [-]
Yeah i suppose, the fucking attack dogs are a bitch to take care of though.
User avatar #826844 to #826843 - fizzor ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
What build, btw?
User avatar #826850 to #826844 - rploeger (02/06/2014) [-]
I'm a pyromancer, but i mainly want to focus on dex swords, currently wielding leather armor and an uchigatana. Managed to kill him now btw, i just ignored him until the dogs died, then only took damage once in the fight after figuring out his attack pattern. Block any 1 handed attacks, dodge 2 handed and jump attacks.
User avatar #826853 to #826850 - fizzor ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
Good good, see I told you you'd make it eventually. Pyromancer's a good choice btw, you should make use of its spells because they're pretty useful for offensive players.
User avatar #826857 to #826853 - rploeger (02/06/2014) [-]
I've walked around in the depths a bit, killed a butcher guy, which was really easy, and then i killed a giant rat which didn't attack once because i was above him. It's really hard to navigate though, it's like a big maze
User avatar #826864 to #826857 - fizzor ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
It may seem hard to navigate but trust me, the overall layout is actually pretty easy to remember. Unless you have a really really terrible memory.
User avatar #826865 to #826864 - rploeger (02/06/2014) [-]
I do. I can go through a route 5 times and still get lost. Oh well, i don't image i'll need to navigate it super often. Lower undead burg was really short, but the gaping dragon looks fucking freaky...
User avatar #826866 to #826865 - fizzor ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
Yeah that walking vagina looks bad but that's about it. It's another easy boss since the fucker is pretty slow, and has an attack that's easy to avoid and it leaves him vulnerable for several seconds.
User avatar #826867 to #826866 - rploeger (02/06/2014) [-]
Good to hear. I've heard a channeler but those have like 2 health so that's not going to be a problem (i hope). Still sad about losing like 23k souls at Capra Demon...
User avatar #826813 to #826811 - tentaquil ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
you capra demon you
User avatar #826858 to #826813 - crossbone (02/06/2014) [-]
smite me bby
User avatar #826815 to #826813 - rploeger (02/06/2014) [-]
Didn't work.
User avatar #826788 - clickythepirate ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
Wondering if anyone here knows of some good music to play Batman: Arkham City to?
#826787 - gabemczombie (02/06/2014) [-]
"What is a catclyst?"
"It's something that can start a process"
"Correct!"
Thank you dark souls
#826810 to #826787 - attifyon (02/06/2014) [-]
Kudos for not saying "required".
Lord knows why it pisses me off that much when people think catalysts are mandatory.
User avatar #826812 to #826810 - tentaquil ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
your picture is a cat
User avatar #826814 to #826812 - attifyon (02/06/2014) [-]
Yep, Kerub from Dofus.
User avatar #826816 to #826814 - tentaquil ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
yet you're gay
#826818 to #826816 - attifyon (02/06/2014) [-]
You're just jealous of my 14/0 Loki swag.
User avatar #826796 to #826787 - tylosaurus (02/06/2014) [-]
Catalyst?
User avatar #826798 to #826796 - gabemczombie (02/06/2014) [-]
That's the word!
#826784 - noobnage (02/06/2014) [-]
ESO BETA KEY: E7G64RD9GNPFW3Y7XTKK   
   
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User avatar #826785 to #826784 - ipostcp (02/06/2014) [-]
I have one too. To bad I think the game is garbage.
User avatar #826823 to #826785 - xapplemanx (02/06/2014) [-]
gimmmeee
User avatar #826803 to #826785 - adunsaveme (02/06/2014) [-]
I feel bad because I got a beta key off someone by being the first to reply and I haven't even downloaded the game.
User avatar #826896 to #826803 - Timmietim ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
i sold one a while ago for 2 dota treasure keys and the ship
now they are getting given out like dota2 invites did before it went open
User avatar #826786 to #826785 - noobnage (02/06/2014) [-]
i dont wanna play shite games
User avatar #826774 - tentaquil ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
smite nemesis op
User avatar #826899 to #826774 - Timmietim ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
Seems copied from League, Renekton literally has a dash that if it hits a target can be used again called slice and dice.
Her ult seems an awful lot like Trundle's.
Also the name seems really boring, there were cooler names for this goddess in greek mythology imo.
#827361 to #826899 - tentaquil ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
smite has a better community than league of lesbians
User avatar #827382 to #827361 - Timmietim ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
and what does that have to do with this new god
User avatar #827383 to #827382 - tentaquil ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
obama did nothing wrong it's the jew's fault
User avatar #827381 to #827361 - Timmietim ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
Not from when i played
User avatar #826797 to #826774 - crossbone (02/06/2014) [-]
the fuck is a nemesis?
User avatar #826799 to #826797 - tentaquil ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
new god
User avatar #826800 to #826799 - crossbone (02/06/2014) [-]
is cool?
User avatar #826801 to #826800 - tentaquil ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
SMITE - God Reveal - Nemesis, Goddess of Revenge
User avatar #826802 to #826801 - crossbone (02/06/2014) [-]
well this is fucking dumb.
User avatar #826808 to #826802 - tentaquil ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
u r
User avatar #826834 to #826808 - crossbone (02/06/2014) [-]
i wanna fight nemesis cause fun awaits.
User avatar #826809 to #826808 - crossbone (02/06/2014) [-]
bb pls
User avatar #826780 to #826774 - sonnyboii (02/06/2014) [-]
Ooooh bby, gonna get home, play smite and Warframe. Good day.
User avatar #826825 to #826780 - xapplemanx (02/06/2014) [-]
why dont you buy some games you fucking casual
User avatar #826835 to #826825 - sonnyboii (02/06/2014) [-]
I bought games less than a week ago you fucking dick
User avatar #826837 to #826835 - xapplemanx (02/06/2014) [-]
well all right then welcome to the team motherfucker
User avatar #826838 to #826837 - sonnyboii (02/06/2014) [-]
Thanks and fuck you
User avatar #826804 to #826780 - adunsaveme (02/06/2014) [-]
wow play real games faget
User avatar #826821 to #826804 - sonnyboii (02/06/2014) [-]
ive seen you comment so much shit lately, i dun care what you say
User avatar #826842 to #826821 - adunsaveme (02/06/2014) [-]
l2shitpost
User avatar #826846 to #826842 - sonnyboii (02/06/2014) [-]
L2shutup
#826776 to #826774 - attifyon (02/06/2014) [-]
My Smite client claims that the servers are down, and it hasn't updated yet     
Or are you just trolling?
My Smite client claims that the servers are down, and it hasn't updated yet
Or are you just trolling?
User avatar #826778 to #826776 - tentaquil ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
i'm only judging based on videos

nemesis has a 50% slow and a shield that heals her for damage inflicted on her

"oh im about to die just gonna pop my shield and poke the fire giant lol"
User avatar #826779 to #826778 - attifyon (02/06/2014) [-]
You should've seen release Guan Yu or Tyr or Fenrir. Nemesis is nothing compared to them.
But you're right, I assume her 2 will get the slow reduced and the range shortened, and the shield will probably get butchered because it'll break the game.
I wonder how it interacts with Thanatos' ult.
User avatar #826781 to #826779 - tentaquil ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
nemesis will die if hit by than's ult when under the hp threshold
i watched the stream lol
User avatar #826782 to #826781 - attifyon (02/06/2014) [-]
I mean as in what'll happen to Thanatos. Does he just explode because 5k true damage?
User avatar #826783 to #826782 - tentaquil ONLINE (02/06/2014) [-]
yeah than also dies
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