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#1421802 - ohemgeezus
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(04/16/2016) [-]
it's not a souls game unless the enemies are able to hit you through walls
#1421804 to #1421802 - ohemgeezus
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(04/16/2016) [-]
for real tho what's with these faggots that transform like the tutorial boss did?
#1421825 to #1421804 - anon
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(04/16/2016) [-]
It's one of the lords of cinder corrupting the land
#1421799 - beroty
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Halo 6 looks neat
it's actually DooM
just fuck my shit up
#1421820 to #1421799 - asotil ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Reminder I called this a year ago
#1421810 to #1421799 - BmanX
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Can't wait to pay $10 for some dancing animations!
#1421813 to #1421810 - desacabose
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(04/16/2016) [-]
It's actually 40
#1421805 to #1421799 - thechosentroll
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(04/16/2016) [-]
I feel like I just saw a puppy get run over by a car. And not just hit by one, either. We're talking full-on "pupper just threw up its' internal organs" under the tire run over.
#1421800 to #1421799 - yeorgh ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
#1421781 - Tyranitar
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Cloud was poisoned, so I had Cait Sith cast Esuna on him, and he got over the poison, but now he's autistic. What do I do?
#1421784 to #1421781 - anon
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Put him in Smash 4. He'll fit just fine.
#1421780 - fuckyouto
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(04/16/2016) [-]
How many of you guys are Game Designers?
#1421855 to #1421780 - averagewhitekid ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
What do you want from me I have no money leave me alone pls
#1421806 to #1421780 - thechosentroll
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(04/16/2016) [-]
秀雄の小島コメント
#1421788 to #1421780 - squalllionhart
Reply +1
(04/16/2016) [-]
I admit it
i am tetsuya nomura
#1421796 to #1421788 - yeorgh ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
You can kill Lightning now, the joke has gone on for too long.
#1421792 to #1421788 - ohemgeezus
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(04/16/2016) [-]
bless you
#1421782 to #1421780 - desacabose
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(04/16/2016) [-]
There's at least three people here that are apparently Todd Howard in disguise
#1421783 to #1421782 - fuckyouto
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(04/16/2016) [-]
I want my game to actually work, fuck Todd!

No I'm just kidding todd gib mi a job on fallout 5.
#1421787 to #1421783 - desacabose
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Just remember
The only way to ensure sales is to have graffiti somewhere in the game that says "Play Dark Savior- desacabose"
Key to success right there
#1421786 to #1421783 - thematthew
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(04/16/2016) [-]
skyrim 2?
#1421798 to #1421786 - fuckyouto
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Skyrim was a terrible game.
#1421771 - anon
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Molgera Wind Waker  Hyrule Warriors Legends Music Extended Holy shit, this remix.
#1421768 - checkemninja
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Anyone here know about ds3 sirris' questline?I wanna kill the tree but I'm afraid it will fuck up her questline since killing the tree kills hodred,which makes it seem like she won't summon me for killing him
#1421789 to #1421768 - rplix
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Pick up the ash behind an illusion wall near the wolf covenant guy.
#1421772 to #1421768 - Gonnafly ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Killing tree doesnt ruin it, joing fingers does
#1421769 to #1421768 - blarghagh
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(04/16/2016) [-]
you gotta find some kind of ash in farrons woods and do something with it, i failed her questline because i joined the fingers
#1421766 - desacabose
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(04/16/2016) [-]
>Attempting to run past enemies in Dark Souls III
>Turn into a dead end
#1421811 to #1421766 - giinthir ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
*loud laughter in the distance*
#1421778 to #1421766 - ohemgeezus
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(04/16/2016) [-]
>running past enemies
#1421779 to #1421778 - desacabose
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(04/16/2016) [-]
But I must go fast
#1421790 to #1421779 - ohemgeezus
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(04/16/2016) [-]
maybe you should go play a baby game for babies like you that are too scared to fight enemies you baby
#1421791 to #1421790 - desacabose
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(04/16/2016) [-]
But I fought them before
#1421793 to #1421791 - ohemgeezus
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(04/16/2016) [-]
and i'm supposed to take the word of a baby?
#1421794 to #1421793 - desacabose
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(04/16/2016) [-]
googoo
gaga
#1421762 - nickypickle
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(04/16/2016) [-]
yah or nah
#1421785 to #1421762 - fuckyouto
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(04/16/2016) [-]
I hear it's very positive.
#1421764 to #1421762 - yeorgh ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Well it has new abilities.
#1421765 to #1421764 - nickypickle
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(04/16/2016) [-]
you don't say?
#1421767 to #1421765 - yeorgh ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Yes, new missions as well.
#1421757 - beroty
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(04/15/2016) [-]
>frost fags
#1421807 to #1421757 - anon
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Were you Spova?
#1421809 to #1421807 - beroty
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(04/16/2016) [-]
wait not, that's not even me on that picture
#1421808 to #1421807 - beroty
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(04/16/2016) [-]
yup
#1421741 - desacabose
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(04/15/2016) [-]
>Dark Souls III
>Join host
>Host gets killed by a dragon
>Repeat three times in a row
#1421751 to #1421741 - thebestpieever
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(04/15/2016) [-]
I decided to try out the multiplayer for the first time ever in a souls game with DS2. It's kinda fun to just pop-in to help wallop something and leave. Like putting a coin in someone's parking metre.
#1421747 to #1421741 - ohemgeezus
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(04/15/2016) [-]
feature
#1421733 - ohemgeezus
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(04/15/2016) [-]
Beat the first major boss in the Ratchet and Clank reboot, guys. He was a pain but I did it with the power of friendship. I'll keep you updated
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#1421774 to #1421733 - thematthew
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(04/16/2016) [-]
subbed and liked fam
#1421776 to #1421774 - ohemgeezus
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(04/16/2016) [-]
y-you too
#1421777 to #1421776 - thematthew
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(04/16/2016) [-]
got ;)
#1421732 - ohemgeezus
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#1421721 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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(04/15/2016) [-]
Anyone have any good campaign games that you can play off and on? I'm bored of league and I kind of want something to kill time. I'd get into another mmo but you need to dedicate a lot of time to those or not play at all essentially with how they're coming to pay to win or play a lot to win. I can't play all the time since I'm in school rn and I don't have the time like I used to.
#1421868 to #1421721 - fcrocker
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Pillars of Eternity might be just what you're looking for.

Isometric RPG, great story, awesome writing, long as hell.
#1421746 to #1421721 - bendeman ONLINE
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(04/15/2016) [-]
#1421736 to #1421721 - hirollin
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(04/15/2016) [-]
final fantasy 9 just hit steam. been doing that.
#1421734 to #1421721 - sharondasilva
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(04/15/2016) [-]
Any Dead Rising
#1421735 to #1421734 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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(04/15/2016) [-]
I've played those b4 tho
#1421737 to #1421735 - sharondasilva
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(04/15/2016) [-]
Wolfenstein The New Order
The Talos Principle
#1421719 - anon
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(04/15/2016) [-]
When i play dark souls 3 on my computer it has the xbox buttons so i can't tell what things do what, is it just a glitch or is there literally no keyboard setting, only controller?
#1421720 to #1421719 - yibdiy
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(04/15/2016) [-]
its just FROM delivering quality pc ports as tradition dictates
#1421723 to #1421720 - anon
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(04/15/2016) [-]
So there's no way to give it a pc looking controls instead of xbox controls?
#1421724 to #1421723 - yibdiy
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(04/15/2016) [-]
haven't checked but that was the case with the previous two games
you could download mod for dks1 and dks2 (orig, not sotfs) to fix it, but sotfs and dks3 aren't running on dx9 and the thing used to change the textures was using that, so no way in dks3 prolly
#1421725 to #1421724 - anon
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(04/15/2016) [-]
I guess i should invest in an xbox controller because dark souls is shitty as fuck on keyboard, its just not built for keyboard
#1421726 to #1421725 - yibdiy
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(04/15/2016) [-]
ye it's pretty shit with k&m, using ps3 controller myself
#1421727 to #1421726 - anon
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(04/15/2016) [-]
The only reason i'm gonna use an xbox controller is cause there's wired versions, ps3/4 doesn't work at all on my pc
#1421728 to #1421727 - yibdiy
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(04/15/2016) [-]
motioninjoy & better ds3, can have it wirelessly too if you buy a $5 bt dongle
#1421839 to #1421728 - anon
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(04/16/2016) [-]
My computer dowsn't have bluetoth
#1421858 to #1421839 - yibdiy
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(04/16/2016) [-]
that's why the $5 bt dongle
#1421711 - adzoh
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(04/15/2016) [-]
Holy shit the Tomb of Giants fucking sucks
#1421745 to #1421711 - giinthir ONLINE
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(04/15/2016) [-]
>2016
#1421714 to #1421711 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/15/2016) [-]
if only it was the tomb of the giantess
right, adunsaveme ??
#1421715 to #1421714 - ohemgeezus
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(04/15/2016) [-]
Adun admitted to liking futa
#1421832 to #1421715 - adunsaveme
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(04/16/2016) [-]
no
#1421821 to #1421715 - asotil ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Does he like it or does he hate it

I must know for future bait purposes
#1421833 to #1421821 - adunsaveme
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(04/16/2016) [-]
i hate most of it
#1421831 to #1421821 - ohemgeezus
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(04/16/2016) [-]
yes
#1421708 - ohemgeezus
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(04/15/2016) [-]
jousting in mount and blade is literally the worst thing ever in a video game
#1421730 to #1421708 - thechosentroll
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(04/15/2016) [-]
>Not knowing how to joust properly, so you oneshot everyone

And that is why you will never amount to be more than a filthy peasant. Let me guess, you keep trying to hit shit with a couched lance.
#1421731 to #1421730 - ohemgeezus
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(04/15/2016) [-]
define crouched lance.
I hold left click then let go just before hitting them, but it's shit
#1421822 to #1421731 - asotil ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Your don't hold left click. You don't click anything

Just move the mouse and horse and the game does the rest for you
#1421835 to #1421822 - ohemgeezus
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(04/16/2016) [-]
what do you mean? you just charge into them?
#1421739 to #1421731 - thechosentroll
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(04/15/2016) [-]
Also, the REAL shitshow should be fucking khergit tournaments. Jousting is bad, horse archery is a fucking nightmare. I avoid those damn tournaments even if I've got 10 points of power draw.
#1421738 to #1421731 - thechosentroll
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(04/15/2016) [-]
Couched is when you press x (or it does it automatically, if you checked the "I am a moron" box in the options menu) and you lower your lance to the ground and hold it in front of you. In theory, you're then supposed to ram into someone and do tons of damage and, indeed, the most damage you can do in the game is with a couched lance. However, in practice, you can't see where the fuck you're aiming, because your horses head is in the way, so you're probably gonna miss and fuck up. The proper way to do it is to click, aim at someones' face and release, which seems to be what you were doing. However, you fucked up. You have to time it, so your arm is nearly extended when the lance hits them in the face. You kept hitting them too early, just when you were starting the thrust, so it was more like gentle poking.

Stab the air a couple of times and look at the animation. See how the arm extends fully in the end and holds like that for about a second? That's when you should be hitting - when the arm is fully extended. If you time it right and hit someone directly in the face, you can oneshot all the rabble. Put 5-6 points into power strike and you'll be oneshotting everything short of a lord.

Also, only do it while you're moving quickly. If you've sitting in one place, you'll just be gently poking people. The goal of the lance is to be going as fast as you can and drive that stick straight through someones' face. Never stop moving. Ever. Then again, if you ever stopped moving to begin with, you're dead.
#1421740 to #1421738 - ohemgeezus
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(04/15/2016) [-]
I usually hit most of my lance attacks, it's just shit and I grab a sword if there's one available. I hold hold the left click so my arm is pulled back then let go and hit them. I'll have to try the x the next time I make a new character since swadia is getting fucked up badly
#1421748 to #1421740 - thechosentroll
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(04/15/2016) [-]
Almost forgot. Have you ever had someone just ride bu you and your character instantly goes from 100% to 0 and falls over? That was a couched lance, too.
#1421750 to #1421748 - ohemgeezus
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(04/15/2016) [-]
that hasn't happened yet, though most of the people I fight are nords, swadians and rhodians. Also, how does the bandit/deserter attacking you work? 17 deserters tried attacking my 47 troops
#1421753 to #1421750 - thechosentroll
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(04/15/2016) [-]
Also, it's a bad idea to attack rhodoks with swadians. Their spears fuck up your knights.
#1421752 to #1421750 - thechosentroll
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(04/15/2016) [-]
It depends on what the deserters are and what your troops are. If it's 17 men at arms against your 47 peasants, they're naturally going to attack you and murder everyone. Even if you have good troops, they still attack you sometimes. And sea raiders are just fucking suicidal. 5 of them will attack your 100-man army, screaming THEY WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKALL! They give no shits.

As for the dying, it happens against knights, lancers and mamlukes. If you're at the front of them when they charge, you're dead. Or at least your horse is dead.
#1421754 to #1421752 - ohemgeezus
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(04/15/2016) [-]
oh okay that makes sense, I had 47 mostly militia against 17 nord footman, and only like 4 of my people died
#1421755 to #1421754 - thechosentroll
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(04/15/2016) [-]
That is one very shit army. You should probably put some points into trainer.
#1421756 to #1421755 - ohemgeezus
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(04/15/2016) [-]
it's a 30 day old character and literally the only quests I get are letter deliveries, and in the case of one swadian count, starting wars with rhodoks, horse fuckers and sand people of color
#1421758 to #1421756 - thechosentroll
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(04/15/2016) [-]
I usually have proper gear and a better army by day 4. OK, I think you need some tips. Very, very long tips. More like a guide, really.

1) Quests are useless. You only do quests to raise your relation to someone. You do quests to suck up to the king. They are shit for money and experience.
2) You get money and experience from battles. Lots and lots and lots of battles. Fight bandits, fight sea raiders, fight your enemies, fight your friends, just fight anything. The only way to get enough XP to level up is to fight. A lot.
3) There are two ways to get a non-shit army - lots of points in trainer and lots of fighting. The fighting is better. Don't worry about losing men. You can just recruit more. If you have 100 and 90 die, but 10 become knights, that's pretty good. People are expendable.
4) Don't do quests when you have a whole army. They don't give you enough cash to pay your wages. Loot and pillage and kill shit. The stuff you loot after a battle is way more valuable than any quest reward.
5) You need a lot of recruits, because they're expendable. If you want to do quests, go to the village you own (if you're a vassal, the king gives you one), go to the village center, find the village elder and if he has a quest, do it. The more your village likes you, the more troops they give you when you recruit.
6) You are the most deadly person in your army. It's your job to kill half the enemy army. To do that, you need good gear. So buy some. You need a good horse (heavy hunter, heavy courser, war horse or charger), a shield, a sword and the best helmet and leg armor you can buy. The helmet and leg armor are more important than the body armor, because when you're on a horse, all the attacks hit your legs. And if you don't have a helmet, a lucky headshot will instkill you. if you want to get OK-ish gear, go kill sea raiders. Their shields, helmets and byrnie are pretty OK good early. Sea raiders also give you lots of loot and experience, even though they're hard to kill. They're good for grinding and leveling up your troops. At least the troops that survive. But it's OK, because troops are expendable.
7) Thrown weapons and horse archery are a joke.
8) Fight as many enemy lords as you can. You have a chance to capture them when you win. If you keep them as prisoners, you can ransom them for cash. If you let them go, they like you a bit more and may be kind to you if they ever beat your ass.
9) Did I mention that troops are expendable? Don't be afraid to lose them. If you go into battle with 40 militia and end the battle with 15 swadian footmen, that's good. if you go into battle with 15 footmen and end it with 5 men at arms, that's great. If one of those survives to be a knight, you're golden, because that knight is going to kill more people and survive longer than those 40 militia could have. Low-tier troops are just cannon fodder.
#1421759 to #1421758 - ohemgeezus
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(04/15/2016) [-]
I know most of that already, no one would let me be their vassel is the problem and no one is holding tournies
#1421760 to #1421759 - thechosentroll
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(04/15/2016) [-]
How are you fighting swadians, rhodoks and nords, if you're not a vassal? If you're not a vassal, you should fight bandits. Especially sea raiders. Fighting a faction alone is stupid.

Also, I fogot to add. Do you go to taverns? There's characters in there you can recruit. They never die. Pretty useful. You can also train them and give them gear.
#1421761 to #1421760 - ohemgeezus
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(04/15/2016) [-]
im not fighting them, swadia is, one of the counts tasked me to start war with them, and now they lost 2 of their major cities to the nord and rhodoks. Yeah I keep forgetting to check and recruit them
#1421763 to #1421761 - thechosentroll
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Yeah, that's pretty standard swadian procedure. They're usually the first to get conquered, because Harlaus is an idiot. It's better to go with nords or Rhodoks. Though king Ragnar is a dickhead and he's never going to give you any castles, becuause he's a selfish cunt.

In my last game, I founded the kingdom of Fuck Ragnar just so I could conquer his ass. I was a nord vassal, singlehandedly conquered 3 cities and 8 castles, practically exterminated Vaegirs on my own and do you know how many fiefs he gave me? NONE! He kept everything to himself. He had 4 fucking cities and 15 or so castles. Fuck that guy.
#1421744 to #1421740 - thechosentroll
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(04/15/2016) [-]
However, that shit is brutal on the battlefield. You ever go up against swadians or sarranids and just get 10 messages at the same time, saying knights or mamlukes killed all your guys? That's because of couched lances. The AI actually knows how to use them properly, so it fucks shit up pretty hard. Especially the swadian knights. They just ram into the enemy army and kill half of them.
#1421743 to #1421740 - thechosentroll
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(04/15/2016) [-]
Like I said, you're releasing too early. Click until your arm is pulled back, release a little bit before you hit them, so your arm is extended when you hit. You're hitting too early.

But, yeah. Tournament lances do shit damage, you do more with a sword. And it's easier to hit properly.
#1421712 to #1421708 - herecomesjohnny
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(04/15/2016) [-]
that's why patricians play chivalry
#1421692 - beroty
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(04/15/2016) [-]
i'd pay real money for this weapon
it's a fucking brick
#1421943 to #1421692 - Lewx
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(04/16/2016) [-]
a sponge?

jk, that would be hilariously awesome
#1421703 to #1421692 - thechosentroll
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(04/15/2016) [-]
To be fair, that's an awesome weapon.
#1421679 - aejann ONLINE
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(04/15/2016) [-]
I can't remember the last time I felt this much joy.
#1421676 - thechosentroll
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(04/15/2016) [-]
Well, great. I got peer pressured into playing Dark Souls 3. If you can't beat them, be better than them at something they like, so they regret forcing you to do it.

I have an affinity for hitting things with big swords (the key word is "swords". Ultra greatswords are not fucking swords) and setting shit on fire. If I'm given the option to do wither, I will. Is there anything in either category that could bug out the game horribly? Or just, what shit in general will make the game crash? I wanna know what to avoid.
#1421680 to #1421676 - tylosaurus ONLINE
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(04/15/2016) [-]
Would you say they are more like slabs of iron?
#1421681 to #1421680 - thechosentroll
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(04/15/2016) [-]
No, because they don't even look like slabs of iron. More like rocks. They're too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough to even crack a Berserk joke. They look like turds on a stick.
#1421684 to #1421681 - tylosaurus ONLINE
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(04/15/2016) [-]
Are you talking about the fume sword or what? Because the black knight greatsword that I'm using is definitely neither of those.
#1421685 to #1421684 - thechosentroll
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(04/15/2016) [-]
Yes, though I haven't actually seen any Dark Souls 3 ones, since the game is still downloading. It's taking fucking forever. I was more thinking of the Dark Souls 1 and 2 ones. Shit like this.
#1421686 to #1421685 - tylosaurus ONLINE
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(04/15/2016) [-]
Mh, well. Here are some sexy or at least not-slabs-of-stone ultra greatswords:
Zweihander as always.
Black knight greatsword.
Farron greatsword.
Profaned greatsword.
Astora greatsword

I'm pretty sure there are more, but they aren't anything like fume.
#1421688 to #1421686 - thechosentroll
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(04/15/2016) [-]
Do any of those allow me to just sweep from side to side and take out 20 people or so? Because that's the only thing I ever found challenging in 2 - when motherfuckers swarm my ass and it turns out my weapon just isn't big or fast enough to kill everyone before they turn my asshole into a scabbard.
#1421689 to #1421688 - tylosaurus ONLINE
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(04/15/2016) [-]
Black knight greatsword's one-handed does something like that. Two-handed is vertical so it's great for hallways and getting titanite lizards.
#1421690 to #1421689 - thechosentroll
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(04/15/2016) [-]
Oh, fuck me. Are those things in the game? I hate chasing the little bastards.
#1421675 - asotil ONLINE
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(04/15/2016) [-]
>Nekros/Inaros only team