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#1085789 - lolgonewrong (10/31/2014) [-]
can you even fucking kill the wingers/herkers in the downtown night defence
holy shit
they don't even attack the over charge
they just break the fucking barriacdes and kill your ass in 1 wombo combo lazer flying death rock attack
No matter how much i set these fuckers on fire or eletrocute them or freeze them or shoot harpoons into them
and to make matter worse poppers the allah ackbar soldiers of this game don't die after 3 seconds of being in contact with the shocker weapon
so they always fuck up your barricades
you spend half the defense dead because no matter how much damage increasing overdrives you have they STILL kill your ass and walk away without a scratch
#1085787 - anonymous (10/31/2014) [-]
I forgot how much fun the original Nazi Zombies was. I suck at it though since I haven't played for about 2 years.  round 11 was the best I could do
I forgot how much fun the original Nazi Zombies was. I suck at it though since I haven't played for about 2 years. round 11 was the best I could do
User avatar #1085828 to #1085787 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
>be on xbox live
>friend comes on
>"hey, wanna play a quick game of zombies?" (black ops 1. it was about a month after it came out)
>proceed to play for 4 hours

Died on wave 41. Never got farther than that but my friend did without me
User avatar #1085784 - godshandshake (10/31/2014) [-]
that makes me actually want an assassin's creed game
holy shit it'd be rad if a lot of the story happened in ww2 or whatever
french revolution is ghey
User avatar #1085793 to #1085784 - adunsaveme (10/31/2014) [-]
yep, cos what we definitely need right now is ANOTHER world war game
User avatar #1085830 to #1085793 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
We do.
User avatar #1085754 - superblade (10/31/2014) [-]
Anybody gonna get a the pc/next gen version of gta v?
User avatar #1085878 to #1085754 - Gonnafly ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
#1085788 to #1085754 - anonymous (10/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #1085769 to #1085754 - yutdollacwwwthree (10/31/2014) [-]

i might even break my own rule for the second time of never preordering games.

broke it with rebirth
User avatar #1085799 to #1085769 - rafeky ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
how could you resist the discount though?
#1085778 to #1085769 - leadstriker (10/31/2014) [-]
you fucking loser ahaha
you fucking loser ahaha
User avatar #1085762 to #1085754 - warbob (10/31/2014) [-]
gta sucks, I won't even pirate it.
User avatar #1085760 to #1085754 - cycloneclone (10/31/2014) [-]
if i had a new computer
User avatar #1085759 to #1085754 - desacabose ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
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#1085752 - Nazistick (10/31/2014) [-]
So. Anyone interested in some stories of Madness from GTA 5?
#1085771 to #1085752 - Nazistick (10/31/2014) [-]
Ok. This happened a while back. I was minding my own business, Getting jiggy with a hooker, When someone tries to kill me. What started as a...Polite argument turned into an All out war with the cops. It lasted for two hours. I was hold up in the managers room, and Gunned down Anyone who came through this hall way. None of the cops that came there survived. Unfortunately what I did not expect was the Cops using the other door to the ally way. They went in and showed no mercy to me, as I showed no mercy to them. Still, I took cops from half the state of San Andreas with me.
#1085795 to #1085771 - anonymous (10/31/2014) [-]
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#1085736 - fillelindome (10/31/2014) [-]
How to do ranked
You dont
Also me and trist was premade
User avatar #1085790 to #1085736 - warbob (10/31/2014) [-]
Let me give you some tips.

1) keep playing ranked , that's the only hope of having better games (I believe we can all agree normal games are complete trash)

2) never flame your teammates and try to stop them if they start flaming each other, it helps to make your team more focused on playing the game. If they're doing something bad/wrong just calmly advise them to do otherwise and state a reason why.

3) when you get ahead compared to the enemy playing the same role don't stick to them to set them further back , it's a much better plan to help your teammates get ahead as well even if that costs you some of your lead. Taking objectives such as dragon is also a very good thing to do (towers more rarely so , although it depends on compositions) , even at the cost of 2 teammates' deaths (unless that allows them to contest the dragon way more easily).

4) if you get really ahead compared to your teammates try to let them take more gold , leave the kills to them if it doesn't endager something and etc. One person having 300 damage per second is way easier to stop than 5 people with 60 damage per second.

I am currently Diamond 5.
My twitch channel is on www.twitch.tv/edgewalkerr feel free to ask questions on FJ or there , I do not mind showing requested things and etc. , I generally try to help people learn about the game if they have the desire to know. I probably won't be streaming until the end of the season (about 2 weeks) since I only stream ranked , but if a request is made I can show things in normal games. If you have no request but feel the desire to learn general things shown through gameplay - you'll see when I stream if you subscribe (free) . And you should be able to see more clearly on my stream since I am closer to your skill level than a challanger
User avatar #1085816 to #1085790 - fillelindome (10/31/2014) [-]
Ive also been matched with several plat players earlier and currently in my carer so to speak and i have won several times
User avatar #1085815 to #1085790 - fillelindome (10/31/2014) [-]
Rarly flame, might give a shitty comment but not more than that
Always try to assist team and share gold, seems more reasonable
Trying to play for objectives, doesnt always work tho
User avatar #1085819 to #1085815 - warbob (10/31/2014) [-]
then the next step for you would be to try to communicate useful things with your team as much as possible (without clogging the chat).

such as timers on flashes , teleports , suggestions what objective to go for , suggestions who of the enemy to target first and etc.

I can't even begin to describe how often I have to tell my team to stop greeding and trying to win the game by making a fight at their nexus turrets with only one of their inhibitors down. It's infinitely safer to just push another lane , not to mention taking baron (provided that he's alive).
User avatar #1085796 to #1085790 - ferrettamer (10/31/2014) [-]
Climbing the ELO ladder using DST. I tried this but that doesn't work very well when your adc doesn't even attempt to last hit. Maybe it was just a bad game, but I haven't tried ranked since and I don't really plan to, at least not until I'm good at a carry role.
User avatar #1085810 to #1085796 - warbob (10/31/2014) [-]
everyone has bad games , you can see someone failing miserably even at challenger games.

Discover what you want to play and play it. You should try to keep your ability to play a role to correspond to your divison (or better ofc) but whatever you play best should be on a whole other level. With enough games you should know how your laning (jungle is a bit different) phase should go with the champion you're playing vs the champion(s) you're against.
Even as a support you can have major influence on the game if you are good at supporting. I in particular rarely play adc and thus I'm not a very good one. The support besides me however can make my game go anywhere from being stomped to stomping the opponent (provided that I play passively and thus let my support take the lead and just follow his decisions while in laning phase).
A good support can carry the game as much as any other role , but not by dealing damage. Instead he is the main source of vision , provides CC and escape mechanisms for the team and etc. By being the main source of vision you're effectively dictating where your team can go safely and where they can pick off easy kills.
Sometimes the teammates go into unwarded areas a bit too often so do tell your team to stop doing that. The reason that area is unwarded (provided that everyone is trying to maintain some vision control) is probably because the enemy lurks within and doesn't let you gain vision there. In such cases the team should attempt to force/lure the enemy into an area controlled by your team. You are the main player who is supposed to establish that area and it's safety. Pink wards are vital for that as well.
The best way to remain in the game and turn it arround once losing is always firm vision control over some areas. A good support has less impact on head on battles , but he's the second most important in the tactical aspect with the first one being the jungler - keeping track of objectives and the whole map in general.
User avatar #1085813 to #1085810 - ferrettamer (10/31/2014) [-]
Yes, but if my team is retarded I can't carry, though I guess that would be for any role
User avatar #1085818 to #1085813 - warbob (10/31/2014) [-]
sometimes the enemy team is just better. You can only hope for them to throw the game in such case. But even then you need to have at least equivalently strong team comp to beat them.

Teams play much better if they have a clear idea of what they're doing , it's very hard to win relying on chaos. Try to coordinate them a bit , you should have some more free time since you don't have to focus on farming so much. I'm not telling you not to play other roles though , you should have at least 2-3 champions that you're decent at for any role (in soloQ or duoQ , doesn't apply to 5v5 team ranked).
User avatar #1085797 to #1085796 - dumerveil (10/31/2014) [-]
Support works like an enhancer to the skill of your team. You can be a god with vision control and peel and carry a game, but you can't solo carry unless you go like Zyra support and build full AP. If everyone on your team is bad you won't do much.
User avatar #1085801 to #1085797 - ferrettamer (10/31/2014) [-]
Yea. I wanna learn to play mid because adc has to rely a lot on the support as well, and they probably suck
User avatar #1085803 to #1085801 - dumerveil (10/31/2014) [-]
Mid is so easy dude.
Learn to play Ryze/TF and you can play any mid champion.
User avatar #1085805 to #1085803 - ferrettamer (10/31/2014) [-]
Who even plays Ryze mid anymore. But the only time I've done well mid (like carry well) was with Lucian
User avatar #1085807 to #1085805 - dumerveil (10/31/2014) [-]
He still works mid, just is better top.
User avatar #1085791 to #1085790 - warbob (10/31/2014) [-]
leadstriker bionicpanda dumerveil ferrettamer

tagged you guys since I thought you might be interested in what I said or might want to ask questions in this thread.
User avatar #1085782 to #1085736 - leadstriker (10/31/2014) [-]
play a carry
that's the only way you can climb up
User avatar #1085753 to #1085736 - bionicpanda (10/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #1085761 to #1085753 - dumerveil (10/31/2014) [-]
That's not that uncommon.
User avatar #1085764 to #1085761 - bionicpanda (10/31/2014) [-]
at 37 minutes in, no it isn't, dummy
User avatar #1085772 to #1085764 - dumerveil (10/31/2014) [-]
Well maybe he thought finishing other items was more important. Not to mention he's Ryze, who generally gets MS from runes/masteries and a steroid from his ult.
User avatar #1085777 to #1085772 - bionicpanda (10/31/2014) [-]
if you seriously think that within the entire 40 minutes he played, he never had an opportunity to just throw out the gold for boots 2, and be more worth than building a latter item, then you're a scrub
User avatar #1085785 to #1085777 - dumerveil (10/31/2014) [-]
In a 36 minute game he didn't break even hit the 200 CS point, which means he had very little gold. He also died quite a bit and prioritized defensive items because he was behind. I honestly don't know how to explain this any simpler, and the fact that you call me a scrub because of this shows how much of a fucking moron you are. Hell, you didn't even point out the fact that Blitz has boots 1 when mobility on supports is much more important because they need to get wards down. Don't call me a scrub just because you're too retarded to understand something simple.
User avatar #1085751 to #1085736 - bionicpanda (10/31/2014) [-]
i gave up on the climb

climbed to s2 in promos

currently in s5 with 15 LP
User avatar #1085741 to #1085736 - ferrettamer (10/31/2014) [-]
tfw support main trying to play ranked
worst shit ever even though i've only done one game
User avatar #1085742 to #1085741 - fillelindome (10/31/2014) [-]
Yeah i stopped playing support, you cant really do much ..
User avatar #1085738 to #1085736 - adunsaveme (10/31/2014) [-]
>playing udyr
User avatar #1085739 to #1085738 - fillelindome (10/31/2014) [-]
Running around being cancer is the best
User avatar #1085740 to #1085739 - adunsaveme (10/31/2014) [-]
Like I don't already know
User avatar #1085724 - opoloki (10/31/2014) [-]
Does anyone want an evolve alpha key for steam?
User avatar #1085737 to #1085724 - fillelindome (10/31/2014) [-]
Yes pls <3
User avatar #1085750 to #1085729 - opoloki (10/31/2014) [-]
Since you asked first ill PM you it
User avatar #1085719 - bionicpanda (10/30/2014) [-]
CIv is honestly the best strategy game i've ever played.

I seriously don't understand the majority of complaints about Beyond Earth, i fucking love it
User avatar #1085744 to #1085719 - drooms (10/31/2014) [-]
Starcraft for life
User avatar #1085748 to #1085744 - bionicpanda (10/31/2014) [-]
never played

i would if it wasn't for the chinks
User avatar #1085774 to #1085748 - drooms (10/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #1085775 to #1085774 - bionicpanda (10/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #1085780 to #1085775 - drooms (10/31/2014) [-]
I for once welcome our Korean overlords
User avatar #1085783 to #1085780 - bionicpanda (10/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #1085731 to #1085730 - bionicpanda (10/31/2014) [-]
nah to what?
User avatar #1085732 to #1085731 - leadstriker (10/31/2014) [-]
beyond earth is just a reskin m8
User avatar #1085746 to #1085732 - bionicpanda (10/31/2014) [-]
you either didn't play it or only played it for a bit

this is coming from someone with like 200 hours in both civ 4 and 5
User avatar #1085747 to #1085746 - leadstriker (10/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #1085749 to #1085747 - bionicpanda (10/31/2014) [-]
i'm sorry i don't sit around jerking it to catherine r34 while civ runs in the background like u do

if u think 200 isnt a lot, you have no life.
User avatar #1085776 to #1085749 - leadstriker (10/31/2014) [-]
enjoy your copy paste shit
User avatar #1085781 to #1085776 - bionicpanda (10/31/2014) [-]
Lol of course you couldn't argue with real facts

You obviously just watched some gay commentator review it or something, because it plays similar to civ 5 but had a lot different mechanics
User avatar #1085709 - lolgonewrong (10/30/2014) [-]
where there be a sequel to sunset overdrive
its highly hinted in side missions and in the ending


If you played the evil watchers you will hear talk about x26 and how its related to shipping things, Well apperently if you finish watching the credits after beating the final boss THOUSANDS UPON THOUSAND of carriers ship all over to the world carrying hundreds overcharge boxes

User avatar #1085725 to #1085709 - adunsaveme (10/31/2014) [-]
oh boy, a game hinting at a sequel
how rare and unexpected
User avatar #1085733 to #1085725 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
oh boy, adun being sarcastic
how rare and unexpected
User avatar #1085711 to #1085709 - squalllionhart (10/30/2014) [-]
hopefully it'll have more memes
User avatar #1085712 to #1085711 - lolgonewrong (10/30/2014) [-]
"Ok i'm up here do i synchronize or what? Oh.. wrong game."
User avatar #1085708 - jetspeed (10/30/2014) [-]
can someone give me good video game theme songs or music from video games that i can play in guess the song with my friends
User avatar #1085718 to #1085717 - jetspeed (10/30/2014) [-]
dude thanks
User avatar #1085720 to #1085718 - arkanios (10/30/2014) [-]
I can come up with more, but those are the most unique songs I could think of at a moments notice.
User avatar #1085713 to #1085708 - finblob (10/30/2014) [-]
animal crossing music is pretty unique
User avatar #1085706 - brackgrapple (10/30/2014) [-]
Are big daddies killable? is it worth it?
User avatar #1085833 to #1085706 - misanthrizzle (10/31/2014) [-]
they have a health bar dont they
User avatar #1085881 to #1085833 - brackgrapple (10/31/2014) [-]
Idk man, Ive seen like 1 and it was scripted so i couldnt do anything about it
User avatar #1085883 to #1085881 - misanthrizzle (10/31/2014) [-]
So you like just started it I assume? Yea, psure you have to kill them to get the girl and advance the level. Might be wrong, last replay I did of the series was a few months ago
User avatar #1085884 to #1085883 - brackgrapple (10/31/2014) [-]
Alright cool, I made the mistake of playing infinite first so im playing the first one now, would you happen to know if the second one still requires games for windowS?
User avatar #1085886 to #1085884 - misanthrizzle (10/31/2014) [-]
It does, not too much of a hassle though if you're already signed up
User avatar #1085889 to #1085886 - brackgrapple (10/31/2014) [-]
Yeah i dont have an account, tried to play dark souls but it was impossible
#1085891 to #1085889 - misanthrizzle (10/31/2014) [-]
Weell, guess it's time then
trust me it's a 1000x times less of a hassle then dealing with Nexon's account setup, so there's that
User avatar #1085892 to #1085891 - brackgrapple (10/31/2014) [-]
how bad is nexons?
User avatar #1085896 to #1085892 - misanthrizzle (10/31/2014) [-]
Would you like to sign up for a master account, and then subaccounts for each individual game?
how about typing in 3 twelve character passwords everytime you launch a game?
User avatar #1085734 to #1085706 - desacabose ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
kill children
User avatar #1085705 - joancod (10/30/2014) [-]
When is admin going to release his shitty gaming journalism web? I wanna write a bunch of articles for him and become his particular little bitch.
User avatar #1085716 to #1085705 - sannukas (10/30/2014) [-]
I think he gave up on it.
#1085701 - anonymous (10/30/2014) [-]
damn jim sterling creeps me the fuck out
User avatar #1085714 to #1085701 - finblob (10/30/2014) [-]
its the red sunglasses
or the red and black cape
or ponytail
or the figurines
probably one of them
#1085702 to #1085701 - anonymous (10/30/2014) [-]
but he know his shit
#1085697 - anonymous (10/30/2014) [-]
I've playing a game of scream fortress where the spell that turns everything to water was cast when it moved to the kart section, IT WON'T END BECAUSE NO ONE CAN DIE BY FALLING OFF THE PLATFORMS THAT FALL.
I've playing a game of scream fortress where the spell that turns everything to water was cast when it moved to the kart section, IT WON'T END BECAUSE NO ONE CAN DIE BY FALLING OFF THE PLATFORMS THAT FALL.
User avatar #1085707 to #1085697 - lolgonewrong (10/30/2014) [-]
that fucking gif
i swear after i stared at it he wen't from a smile to a frown
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#1085692 - lolgonewrong (10/30/2014) [-]
&gt;actuactly believing ultra-violent video games cause shootings murders and real life violence   
&gt;thinking ultra-violent games are any problem at all   
>actuactly believing ultra-violent video games cause shootings murders and real life violence
>thinking ultra-violent games are any problem at all
User avatar #1085806 to #1085692 - trollyando (10/31/2014) [-]
I'm not pissed at the game itself, i'm pissed at the unoriginal shit devs feeding on controversy and the shit gaming media giving them the attention they wanted.
User avatar #1085726 to #1085692 - adunsaveme (10/31/2014) [-]
oh boy
how original
look at this original comment
oh boy
User avatar #1085699 to #1085692 - jubnik ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
ya now its misogyny aperently
User avatar #1085700 to #1085699 - lolgonewrong (10/30/2014) [-]
Maybe next year it will be about causing autism
User avatar #1085722 to #1085700 - arkanios (10/31/2014) [-]
And after that, it'll be blamed for causing ebola.
User avatar #1085698 to #1085692 - feelythefeel (10/30/2014) [-]
You're being silly. Of course videogames don't cause violence.

Videogames cause misogyny.
#1085677 - epicscorpion (10/30/2014) [-]
I, I think this is starting to fill the void Shovel Knight left behind.

And yet, I still yearn for my beloved to gain new wings.

Return to me, prodigal one.
#1085675 - cazabrow ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
You guys played Shadow of Mordor?

The plot just seemed like a typical basic revenge story but the Nemesis system seemed interesting if a little repetitive.

User avatar #1085728 to #1085675 - newbrony (10/31/2014) [-]
It's pretty good.
User avatar #1085727 to #1085675 - adunsaveme (10/31/2014) [-]
Even if it's average it's still one of the better lotr games
#1085685 to #1085675 - arkanios (10/30/2014) [-]
I've been playing it because I'm intending on reviewing it for my university newspaper, but I think the game's pretty fun. The story is kind of bland, but it's nothing that really brings down the whole game.
User avatar #1085687 to #1085685 - cazabrow ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
Mm yeah, I reckon it's insanely addictive, it took me a good 3 hours of open world roaming before I actually started the main quests, as opposed to just battling hordes or infiltrating strongholds left and right.
User avatar #1085689 to #1085687 - arkanios (10/30/2014) [-]
Same here, reminded me a lot of how I played Black Flag and how I ignored every main quest until I completed so many side activities that I had to do some main quests in order to unlock all of the other side activities.
User avatar #1085671 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
If you like Payday 2 masks, Humble Bundle is giving away two of them for free with their weekly bundle.
User avatar #1085679 to #1085671 - zapponia (10/30/2014) [-]
You don't need to buy the bundle
User avatar #1085680 to #1085679 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
No. If you have an account, sign in and then scroll back down to collect it, or enter your e-mail in the collection box, and you'll get an e-mail with the code to redeem it on Steam.
User avatar #1085694 to #1085663 - drldrl (10/30/2014) [-]
Is this serious?
Cause he has a soul.
I don't believe you can have one of those in the Souls series unless you're living.
User avatar #1085773 to #1085694 - sharkwithrobotarms (10/31/2014) [-]
*cough* Iron Golem *cough*
User avatar #1085822 to #1085773 - drldrl (10/31/2014) [-]
Not his soul.
Desc. reads "Soul serving as the core of the Iron Golem"
User avatar #1085824 to #1085822 - sharkwithrobotarms (10/31/2014) [-]
you said a machine could not have one. the iron golem did even though he may not be the original owner its still his.
User avatar #1085826 to #1085824 - drldrl (10/31/2014) [-]
Many unliving things are powered by souls in the games. The golems are a good example. But the souls don't belong to them is what I'm trying to say, where the soul the Knight drops is.
User avatar #1085825 to #1085824 - drldrl (10/31/2014) [-]
The soul he drops is specified as his.
User avatar #1085827 to #1085825 - sharkwithrobotarms (10/31/2014) [-]
depends on wording imo. if you buy a used game would you say its yours? if you get a gift for christmas is it yours or the one who gave it to you? at the same time we are bringing in a fictitious universe were none of it really matters anyway regarding what can and cannot have a soul like how do we know some johnny 5 shit aint hapinin here
User avatar #1085823 to #1085822 - drldrl (10/31/2014) [-]
Also called Core of an Iron Golem, not soul
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