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User avatar #847498 - imnotkickthecat (02/26/2014) [-]
Yes I'm a space marine, so? I don't see any problem. I embraced my imperial soul long ago and am very happy with my immortal carrion lord (Who's a cute b/w corpse), we have many friends inside and outside of the Imperium and am pretty armoured and tough-looking.

But thanks anyway asshole, enjoy your heresy while I DO GLORIOUS BATTLE with my god-emperor.
User avatar #847502 to #847498 - danield (02/26/2014) [-]
>praising a dead god
HAIL CHAOS
#847493 - MrTwinkles (02/26/2014) [-]
Elder Scrolls Online Beta key to whoever shows me something unique. Might as well give it to someone who wants to play it
#847536 to #847493 - elmilius (02/26/2014) [-]
You haven't begun to see unique
You haven't begun to see unique
#847504 to #847501 - MrTwinkles (02/26/2014) [-]
My standards are low. I'm sure you've got it but I'll send you the pm. Maybe give it to some clueless bambi sometime, I don't hang around too much
User avatar #847494 to #847493 - danield (02/26/2014) [-]
Nigga everyone is giving out elder scrolls keys
#847496 to #847494 - MrTwinkles (02/26/2014) [-]
Hell ya they are cause no one has friends to give em to
User avatar #847500 to #847496 - danield (02/26/2014) [-]
Does the dvd box set of friends count?
User avatar #847495 to #847494 - dragondust (02/26/2014) [-]
Everyone already has one
User avatar #847491 - ilikethisusername (02/26/2014) [-]
kotaku.com/whats-the-perfect-game-1530897067

The point is strong, what is the perfect game? Since we can't satisfy everyone's needs, there cannot be a perfect game in my opinion.

What is FJ's perfect game?
User avatar #847570 to #847491 - hirollin (02/26/2014) [-]
Yoshi's Island.
User avatar #847511 to #847491 - youngneil (02/26/2014) [-]
Bastion and A Link to the Past are pretty much perfect to me.
Everything about Bastion was right. The storytelling, the gameplay, the music, the story itself, the graphics, creativeness. The weapons are interesting and are all fun to use. The narrator is superb. Everything about that game is good. I have played it over 5 times and it never gets dull.
And A Link to the Past. My decisions on this game might be clouded by nostalgia, but I really think it withstood the test of time. Even now, the graphics are good for a stylized 2D game. The game is really fun, and it isn't too difficult or too easy. Enemies had cool designs, and the boss fights were amazing. Dungeon design was great, and I really like the music, especially the Dark World theme. Upgrading your sword and your items was actually rewarding instead of just making it easier to cleave through enemies (I'm looking at you, Link Between Worlds). A Link to the Past is one of my all-time favorite games, and there are quite a few reasons why.
User avatar #847518 to #847511 - yutdollacwwwthree (02/26/2014) [-]
I have both of those and haven't beaten either of them
User avatar #847525 to #847518 - youngneil (02/26/2014) [-]
You should probably play Bastion if you plan on playing either of those games. Like I said, my judgement on A Link to the Past is most likely clouded by nostalgia. Bastion is just an extremely great game. If you do play ALttP, don't go in expecting it to be the amazing game I make it out to be.
User avatar #847539 to #847525 - adunsaveme (02/26/2014) [-]
I think everyone's opinion on every LoZ game is clouded by nostalgia.
User avatar #847530 to #847525 - yutdollacwwwthree (02/26/2014) [-]
I have aLttP, and I love it

But i've been stuck in it for years
User avatar #847535 to #847530 - youngneil (02/26/2014) [-]
Are you actually stuck on a certain part that you just can't get past, or do you just set the game aside and forget to play it again for a while?
User avatar #847537 to #847535 - yutdollacwwwthree (02/26/2014) [-]
both

first crystal dungeon, I watch people play the level on utube and beat the boss in like 10 seconds and it makes me feel bad
User avatar #847538 to #847537 - youngneil (02/26/2014) [-]
Ohhh
Ohhh
OHHH!
That is my favorite dungeon, and it also happens to have my 2nd favorite boss.
Are you stuck on a specific part of the dungeon? Or does it just pretty much suck dick in general?
User avatar #847550 to #847538 - ohhh (02/26/2014) [-]
How about i explore your dungeon?
User avatar #847544 to #847538 - yutdollacwwwthree (02/26/2014) [-]
I can blow through most of it, but then you come across a part with those turtles in the dark room and I lose most of my life, and I usually bring 3 health potions

So I use one after that, then move onto the boss room and get killed by the boss

then rinse and repeat. I should probably give it another try, but I have shit to do like play civ v
User avatar #847510 to #847491 - Gonnafly ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
Angry birds.

Everybody has played angry birds, and it has no cons.
User avatar #847513 to #847510 - ilikethisusername (02/26/2014) [-]
there's so only so much strategy involved in that game. plus the game requires luck and it's repetitive. yeah it's really fun but for some people the game has gotten repetitive after tossing birds over and over again.

but taht could be another perfect game. i don't think i'll ever find a game that's rated 10/10 even if it's a perfect game because if the reviewer gives a game 10/10 it would obviously seem fake.
User avatar #847508 to #847506 - ilikethisusername (02/26/2014) [-]
well yeah that could be it, but i dont know if it would be a perfect game in THIS generation. you could be right, Mario COULD be the perfect game of ALL TIME. but since our needs and wants have changed now, some people don't play Mario anymore.
User avatar #847499 to #847491 - Gonnafly ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
Perfectness is in the eye of the beholder.
Saints Row 4
User avatar #847503 to #847499 - ilikethisusername (02/26/2014) [-]
you say saints row 4 was the perfect game. but that's YOUR perfect game. i THINK what this article is trying to say is what is the perfect game in GENERAL. a game that satisfies everyone's needs. a game that is 10/10 in everything.

for some people saints row 4 was a bad game because some people complained that it felt like the same game again. for example: go on this website; www.trustedreviews.com/saints-row-iv_Games_review

you will find pros and cons for this game. saints row 4 is not a perfect game in general, but yes for some people it can be.

i don't think there can ever be a game that has no cons at all.
User avatar #847505 to #847503 - Gonnafly ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
Didn't know 8/10 was bad. Learn something knew everyday
www.quartertothree.com/fp/2013/08/19/sixth-star-added-to-ratings-system-to-accommodate-saints-row-iv/ Boom.

I didn't read the article, but when phrased like that, Nothing can be because different people have different tastes.
User avatar #847507 to #847505 - ilikethisusername (02/26/2014) [-]
i don't even know why you would need a sixth star rating, i think Tom Chick is exaggerating maybe? i'm not sure, because when i see the reviews for saints row 4, i see one star less sometimes. for example: ca.ign.com/games/saints-row-4/ps3-122151
#847485 to #847477 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
>Cinema Blend

Ye- No
User avatar #847489 to #847485 - cycloneclone (02/26/2014) [-]
Sounds like anon doesn't even have a Wii U

Faggot
User avatar #847487 to #847483 - Gonnafly ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
"Racism is fine"
User avatar #847474 - youngneil (02/26/2014) [-]
What's so shitty about Duke Nukem Forever? Is it shit for a Duke Nukem game, or just as a game in general. I wasn't hyped or anything for it, so the only expectation I have for it is a crappy game considering what I hear.
digital.gamefly.com/#!/promotion/643
It's one of the only games in that sale I don't already have or have played, and I've always kinda wanted to play it.
If I don't get DNF I might get Bioshock or Borderlands 2 GOTY, but I've already played them both. I just don't currently own Bioshock and I don't have any DLC for Borderlands 2.
User avatar #847581 to #847474 - awesomedewd (02/26/2014) [-]
Because it took them years to make it and it's nothing special.
User avatar #847571 to #847474 - hirollin (02/26/2014) [-]
my love for duke nukem games was because they made me laugh
was duke nukem a bad game? yes. it had many problems and i got lost several times without knowing what to do or what was going on. it was unclear and just overall bad.

but it did make me laugh quite a bit, and i did enjoy that. but i wouldnt pay more than 3 dollars for it.
User avatar #847540 to #847474 - adunsaveme (02/26/2014) [-]
It's not just about hating on reboots

It's that it was a bad game
User avatar #847541 to #847540 - youngneil (02/26/2014) [-]
What was bad about it? I heard a lot of shit about Homefront, but I ended up liking that game immensely.
User avatar #847545 to #847541 - adunsaveme (02/26/2014) [-]
I'd link you to an article but I can't find one that doesn't bitch about sexism or something.
User avatar #847482 to #847474 - squalllionhart (02/26/2014) [-]
People always have a Hate boner for reboots
User avatar #847484 to #847482 - youngneil (02/26/2014) [-]
What are you doing?
User avatar #847486 to #847484 - squalllionhart (02/26/2014) [-]
trying to make "Hate boner" a thing
User avatar #847488 to #847486 - youngneil (02/26/2014) [-]
Are you the anon too? Because you copied anon and I thought you were up to something fucky.
User avatar #847492 to #847490 - youngneil (02/26/2014) [-]
Because if you are the anon I hate you. Only anon on this board that I pressed Hide All on.
#847509 to #847492 - squalllionhart (02/26/2014) [-]
fair enough   
i'm not serious about anything i say as anon anyway
fair enough
i'm not serious about anything i say as anon anyway
User avatar #847514 to #847509 - youngneil (02/26/2014) [-]
I figured you weren't being serious as anon anyway. You are a cool enough person when you aren't anon, and the only reason people click the post as anon box is so they can say stupid shit.
I don't even remember why I hid you. You were probably talking shit about Nintendo or something. I tend to get butt flustered when anons do that because I figure it's just them being dumb.
User avatar #847519 to #847514 - squalllionhart (02/26/2014) [-]
i don't think i've ever bad talked nintendo as anon however i have said that the Wii U is the best thing ever that surpasses every console and PC in every single way
User avatar #847522 to #847519 - youngneil (02/26/2014) [-]
Hmm...
I dunno then. That's pretty much one of the only things that make me butt made when it comes to anons on this board. That and OGCJ videos, but I like to thumb those down.
#847478 to #847474 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
People always have a Hate boner for reboots
User avatar #847476 to #847474 - Gonnafly ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
Nothing. It's a pretty alright game.
Unless not so fantastic grafics, shitty humor, and cheesy one liners aren't your thing
User avatar #847547 to #847476 - adunsaveme (02/26/2014) [-]
I'd reference saints row but it doesn't have many one-liners
User avatar #847481 to #847476 - youngneil (02/26/2014) [-]
I'm fine with less than stellar graphics. Cheesy one liners and shitty humor is expected of a Duke Nukem game. So it's actually a decent game, but a mix of people being over hyped and people thinking all reboots are shit killed it?
User avatar #847468 - LegititmateKyle ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
BOTA E2 P3: Rogue 'N' Stuff I'm back, and I bring more Hearthstone content. Enjoy.
User avatar #847462 - lolshadowjewtwo (02/26/2014) [-]
Persona Q: Shadow of the Labyrinth Teaser gonnafly
#847463 to #847462 - Gonnafly ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
Neat.
Neat.
#847455 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
ITT: Spookiest underground games.
I'll start. store.steampowered.com/app/27020/
#847461 to #847455 - danield (02/26/2014) [-]
vampire the masquerade has this really spooky level
#847448 - beznoize (02/26/2014) [-]
Scenes from The Stick of Truth being cut in EMEA regions
User avatar #847464 to #847448 - soupkittenagain (02/26/2014) [-]
I'm surprised the NA version wasn't censored.
User avatar #847473 to #847464 - ghostninja ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
South park is from the us so they are already used to this shit
User avatar #847466 to #847464 - beznoize (02/26/2014) [-]
Im sure they didn't want to have to deal with the massive backlash and bullshit that would come from censoring it
#847452 to #847448 - Gonnafly ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
♫I'm proud to be an american♫   
♫Where at least I know I can perform abortion and anal probe people in video games♫   
♫And I won't forget the men who died♫   
♫who gave that right to me♫
♫I'm proud to be an american♫
♫Where at least I know I can perform abortion and anal probe people in video games♫
♫And I won't forget the men who died♫
♫who gave that right to me♫
User avatar #847456 to #847452 - beznoize (02/26/2014) [-]
I don't need some communist trying to censor my american RIGHT to be actively anally probed and abort randy
#847447 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #847459 to #847447 - danield (02/26/2014) [-]
Cut your nails you fucking savage
#847454 to #847447 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
Hi chicka FUCK.
#847451 to #847447 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
agreed
User avatar #847442 - teoanon ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
Holy shit Bravely Default did the last quarter of the game in an interesting way
i'll still continue entering the white light to see more development in the story though
User avatar #847441 - zomgroflmao (02/26/2014) [-]
Any one ever start a FJ D&D group?
User avatar #847421 - irmcmuffin (02/26/2014) [-]
Just started raiding 10m in SoO with my guild, so far we're doing good 4/14 with 0 wipes so far, Just about to do Galakras. Anyways. WoW general, does anyone here even play live anymore?
User avatar #847542 to #847421 - adunsaveme (02/26/2014) [-]
I feel like the only one who plays on official Blizzard servers.

Also draenei master race.
#847453 to #847421 - beznoize (02/26/2014) [-]
I love WoW, I just got my Tankard O' Terror in the mail today
User avatar #847434 to #847421 - elmilius (02/26/2014) [-]
I really really really really really want to get back into WoW, but for one I pay for it right now and also everytime I get my 10 days I get bored really easily, I just wish I could go back to the first experience WoW.
#847435 to #847434 - danield (02/26/2014) [-]
I'm at the last level at this point
#847427 to #847421 - danield (02/26/2014) [-]
yup, heres my shitty character
User avatar #847436 to #847431 - burningdash (02/26/2014) [-]
eu.battle.net/wow/en/character/xavius/Gwyndowlyn/simple
started again some months ago... played like 1.5 month in a row... not played much since
User avatar #847432 to #847431 - danield (02/26/2014) [-]
>destruction warlock
I'm sorry for your dad
User avatar #847437 to #847432 - irmcmuffin (02/26/2014) [-]
SORRY CANT HEAR YOU OVER TOP DPS IN RAIDS
User avatar #847443 to #847440 - irmcmuffin (02/26/2014) [-]
ye man, I wish i had all of that gear, as I said my guild just started doing 10m SoO so Im at about 545ish ilvl, hopefully we'll all get geared enough soon to start doing heroic, we just downed Juggernaut as Im typing this
User avatar #847444 to #847443 - burningdash (02/26/2014) [-]
well, my server is kinda dead... but its 1 serious raiding guild there
eu.battle.net/wow/en/character/xavius/Kakmonstret/simple
this is the leader... and probs the best geared one
User avatar #847445 to #847444 - irmcmuffin (02/26/2014) [-]
Zul'jin is a very active raiding server for horde atleast, Im seeing people at around 580ilvl constantly nowadays
User avatar #847446 to #847445 - burningdash (02/26/2014) [-]
you know 581 is max ilvl
580 is freakin much
User avatar #847439 to #847437 - danield (02/26/2014) [-]
I'm bringing the banter tonight!
User avatar #847438 to #847437 - danield (02/26/2014) [-]
Fuck off cunt, i actually do something besides pressing 1 and actually taking the hits because i know your girly body couldn't take it
User avatar #847424 to #847421 - burningdash (02/26/2014) [-]
nope, people here dont play wow

some does but its mostly me and 2 more
#847413 - murrlogic (02/26/2014) [-]
www.gamespot.com/articles/metal-gear-solid-5-ground-zeroes-gets-price-drop-on-ps4-xbox-one/1100-6417950/

Konami today announced that physical and digital copies of Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes for Xbox One and PlayStation 4 will sell for $30 each. Previously, boxed copies of Ground Zeroes sold at retail for those platforms carried a price tag of $40, while the downloadable versions have always been $30.

Explaining the price drop, Konami said the new, lower price point will "provide as many people as possible an opportunity to experience" the game, which runs on Kojima Productions' FOX Engine. Today's announcement does not affect the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 versions of Ground Zeroes; physical copies will be sold for $30, while digital versions will go for $20.

Ground Zeroes launches on March 18 and is a prequel to Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, which might not launch until late 2015 or even later.
User avatar #847450 to #847413 - adunsaveme (02/26/2014) [-]
"How can we take a common and simple word or phrase and make it sound cool and phresh for our new games"
"what about... Revengeance and Ground Zeroes "
"FUCKING BRILLIANT"
User avatar #847467 to #847450 - soupkittenagain (02/26/2014) [-]
What's wrong with Zeroes? Zeroes is a legitimate way.
0
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#847414 to #847413 - murrlogic (02/26/2014) [-]
www.gamespot.com/articles/buy-metal-gear-solid-5-ground-zeroes-get-the-phantom-pain-dlc-free/1100-6417951/

A price drop for the Xbox One and PlayStation 4 versions of Metal Gear Solid 5: Ground Zeroes was not the only announcement Konami had in store for the game today. The publisher also announced today that if you buy Ground Zeroes you'll receive exclusive downloadable content for follow-up Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain when it is released (which might not be until late in 2015).

The DLC provides players with additional resources for a Mother Base area featured in The Phantom Pain. According to Konami, Mother Base will be introduced during the Ground Zeroes campaign and will play a "central role" in The Phantom Pain. The DLC is included only in the "first batch" of Ground Zeroes retail copies and for a "limited period" for the digital version.

Players who have this DLC will have an "edge" over those who don't, Konami said. It's not clear if the DLC will be available for separate purchase.

Konami also announced today that everyone who purchases Ground Zeroes will unlock "exclusive" content that will carry over to The Phantom Pain. More specifically, prisoners of war and VIPs rescued in Ground Zeroes will appear in The Phantom Pain as Mother Base staff. Character skins can also be carried over from Ground Zeroes to The Phantom Pain.

Finally, Konami today announced Ground Zeroes' second-screen "iDROID" app. This app-- available for free on iOS, Android, and Xbox SmartGlass--will replicate Big Boss' in-game communication map/device. Using the iDROID app, players will be able to call up maps, enlist the help of air support, or play cassette tapes they find in Camp Omega.

Ground Zeroes launches on March 18.
User avatar #847411 - MrDeadiron (02/26/2014) [-]
League's community is so fucked in the head, I just played this game where every lanewas doing well, except our lagging Mord. Our Quinn got to 27 kills and our heimi support got to 17. They then refused to group and heimi stayed bot and farmed, not feeding mind you, and the quinn stayed farming the jungle and occasionally showing up late to a fight after Mid, jungle, and I had done all the damage, jut to steal kills. We eventually lost after 50 minutes because it had become a 3v5 at that point.
User avatar #847469 to #847411 - averagewhitekid (02/26/2014) [-]
>Not accepting Dota 2 into your life instead of League of Shits
User avatar #847470 to #847469 - MrDeadiron (02/26/2014) [-]
DOne with Mobas you pleb
User avatar #847471 to #847470 - averagewhitekid (02/26/2014) [-]
but I want to play with you!
Awesomenauts?
Smite?
Dead Island Epidemic?

What do you want other than LoL?
User avatar #847475 to #847471 - MrDeadiron (02/26/2014) [-]
I have l4d2
mount and blade
all the total wars
borderlands 2
castle crashers
civ 5
battlefront 2
xcom
User avatar #847479 to #847475 - averagewhitekid (02/26/2014) [-]
Aight i'll look into it, bout to go to sleep.
Hopefully tomorrow
User avatar #847480 to #847479 - MrDeadiron (02/26/2014) [-]
hopefully you crub
#847420 to #847411 - danield (02/26/2014) [-]
Nigga don't que by yourself take a friend
User avatar #847423 to #847420 - MrDeadiron (02/26/2014) [-]
I have and the games still not fun even if we win. The community is so terrible that unless you have a full premade team you're going to either run into trolls or just terrible players. If that wasn't enough the constant server issues keep you from playing competitively or from playing at all. On top of all that Riot deciding to release overpowered champions and uping the ip just to nerf them later so as to sell them with rp is so slimey it makes buying new champs a turn off.
User avatar #847425 to #847423 - danield (02/26/2014) [-]
Then play any of the other dota clones
User avatar #847426 to #847425 - MrDeadiron (02/26/2014) [-]
I'm done with MOBAs in general.
User avatar #847428 to #847426 - danield (02/26/2014) [-]
You'll be back, they always come back
User avatar #847429 to #847428 - MrDeadiron (02/26/2014) [-]
This is my second time uninstalling it.
User avatar #847430 to #847429 - danield (02/26/2014) [-]
Then do it
User avatar #847433 to #847430 - MrDeadiron (02/26/2014) [-]
I DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!
User avatar #847408 - yuvesh (02/26/2014) [-]
Cheap games
Spec ops the line for 48p
You need to login to view this link
User avatar #847457 to #847408 - youngneil (02/26/2014) [-]
Does that deal work in the USA? I'm not sure how to find the deal things. Went to the Gamefly website and couldn't find it.
User avatar #847458 to #847457 - youngneil (02/26/2014) [-]
Wait, nope, I'm retarded.
There was a big banner telling me to go to the other website for PC games.
#847377 - critality (02/26/2014) [-]
Does anybody on Funnyjunk play toribash?
User avatar #847404 to #847377 - dajokaman ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
I crash too much on it for no reason and it happened to me way too much.
User avatar #847396 to #847377 - Gonnafly ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
I did like 15 years ago.
User avatar #847400 to #847396 - critality (02/26/2014) [-]
I got back into it recently and I'm allready up to blue belt, there's a betting system and stuff now so I can gamble away my internet money on twitchy ragdolls. good fun
User avatar #847398 to #847396 - burningdash (02/26/2014) [-]
you must be old ;O
User avatar #847401 to #847398 - Gonnafly ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
Nah, I just went back in time to when it didn't exist and played it off a flash drive.
User avatar #847390 to #847377 - burningdash (02/26/2014) [-]
nope, youre the only one
User avatar #847392 to #847390 - critality (02/26/2014) [-]
thought so.
User avatar #847357 - burningdash (02/26/2014) [-]
ESO beta key friday-sunday
1 for you, and 1 for a friend

goes to the first to roll a simple 2
User avatar #847371 to #847357 - dragontear (02/26/2014) [-]
**dragontear rolls 2** might as well
User avatar #847372 to #847371 - burningdash (02/26/2014) [-]
pm incoming
User avatar #847370 to #847357 - dajokaman ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
**dajokaman rolls 8**
User avatar #847366 to #847357 - Gonnafly ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
**Gonnafly rolls 6**
#847356 - Gonnafly ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
Don't even want, ESO key:   
5T6WG5TRR9GWY6AHCEPH   
   
Anyways, Kingdom hearts: dream drop distance is pretty neato.
Don't even want, ESO key:
5T6WG5TRR9GWY6AHCEPH

Anyways, Kingdom hearts: dream drop distance is pretty neato.
User avatar #847415 to #847356 - misterymisterman (02/26/2014) [-]
Can you play as Riku the entire time or does it switch based on story stuff?
User avatar #847416 to #847415 - Gonnafly ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
There's a meter that runs out after a certain time that switch characters.
User avatar #847417 to #847416 - misterymisterman (02/26/2014) [-]
That's a really weird system to have in place. Does it make sense in context or something?
User avatar #847418 to #847417 - Gonnafly ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
A bit I suppose.
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