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#759329 - murrlogic ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]

The standalone version of DayZ is now available on Steam early access for $29.99.

Developer Bohemia Interactive warns that this alpha version of the game, which runs on Windows only, is very much a "work in progress" and does not advise people purchase the game in this state unless they are interested in watching the game's development.

“DayZ Early Access is your chance to experience DayZ as it evolves throughout its development process," reads the game's description. "Be aware that our Early Access offer is a representation of our core pillars, and the framework we have created around them. It is a work in progress and therefore contains a variety of bugs. We strongly advise you not to buy and play the game at this stage unless you clearly understand what Early Access means and are interested in participating in the ongoing development cycle.”

The standalone version of DayZ was originally announced in 2012, and was intended to be released in alpha form before the end of last year. Compared to its original release as a mod for ArmA II, the long-delayed DayZ standalone will feature a new client/server architecture, gear deterioration, locational damage, and a new inventory system.
#759332 to #759329 - maddboiy (12/17/2013) [-]
the picture is from WarZ
the picture is from WarZ
User avatar #759347 to #759332 - tarekmig (12/17/2013) [-]
First time someone gets this much thumbs on vgb
User avatar #759393 to #759388 - tarekmig (12/17/2013) [-]
At least I play tf2 on PC
#759396 to #759393 - samous (12/17/2013) [-]
cause I play tf2 on my cat
User avatar #759397 to #759396 - tarekmig (12/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #759381 to #759347 - sluge (12/17/2013) [-]
In your time.
User avatar #759327 - dragx (12/17/2013) [-]
why is /b/ like our fucking brony board.
Shit goes to quickly for anyone to make any good comments,
and whats the point in lurking when nothings good?
User avatar #759449 to #759327 - squalllionhart (12/17/2013) [-]
both are pretty shit honestly
only difference is this site can't stop sucking /b/'s dick

User avatar #759386 to #759327 - sluge (12/17/2013) [-]
/b/ is better than this whole site.
Our brony board is maximum autism.
User avatar #759731 to #759386 - Gonnafly ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Nah, /b/ and this site are both equally shit.
#759410 to #759386 - dragx (12/17/2013) [-]
/b/ scares me tho.
#759350 to #759327 - devout feminist (12/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #759333 to #759327 - herecomesjohnny (12/17/2013) [-]
uh...whenever i misclickde on the brony board it's nothing but "i ate this for dinner, how is everyone?" "i rode the bus home today" "school sucked today lol" "i like rainbowdash9998 because he's silly let's skype"
User avatar #759335 to #759333 - luckyshotdk (12/17/2013) [-]
Atleast you dont misclick on the nsfw brony board, I've done that on several occasions.
#759336 to #759335 - herecomesjohnny (12/17/2013) [-]
still seems like a terrible place full of cringe

still seems like a terrible place full of cringe
User avatar #759337 to #759336 - luckyshotdk (12/17/2013) [-]
I didn't expect anything else.
#759330 to #759327 - devout feminist (12/17/2013) [-]
/b/ has good porn and occasionally some interesting threads.
User avatar #759334 to #759331 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
I watched that. It was really boring.
User avatar #759345 to #759334 - nosurprise (12/17/2013) [-]
das fucked up yo
User avatar #759317 - nigalthornberry (12/17/2013) [-]
How much will PS3's cost about this time next year
Thinking of getting one so i can keep my Xbox at work and use the PS3 for home
User avatar #759340 to #759317 - dragondust (12/17/2013) [-]
Probably much less
User avatar #759338 to #759317 - yuvesh (12/17/2013) [-]
sell xbox
get gaming laptop
play games all the time
#759314 - ironmercenary (12/17/2013) [-]
Oi, dis wer da boyz be angin'?
#759343 to #759342 - ironmercenary (12/17/2013) [-]
Humiez! Iz time fer da killin!
#759389 to #759343 - Hypochef (12/17/2013) [-]
What's that? I can't hear you over the ground rumbling.
#759469 to #759389 - ironmercenary (12/17/2013) [-]
Me finks wez gon' need more boyz! WAAAGH!
#759831 to #759469 - Hypochef (12/18/2013) [-]
I think one wheelchair bound angry marine should be enough for this Waagh!
#759326 to #759314 - devout feminist (12/17/2013) [-]
No fuck off, we only praise Samous here.
#759312 - hirollin ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
Hooked up my ps2 to my other tv. The picture works but the sound doesnt. The sound worked for about 2 seconds before it cut out.
User avatar #759320 to #759312 - nigalthornberry (12/17/2013) [-]
Try repositioning the wire part of the cord
wiggleing it around until the sound came on worked for me
User avatar #759322 to #759320 - hirollin ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
wiggled harder than wiggleys chewing gum. still no avail. It's either the ps2 or the cord and the ps2 is in pretty bad shape and I wouldn't even know where to find another compatible cord.
#759324 to #759323 - hirollin ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
thank you friend.
#759307 - murrlogic ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]

Delaying open-world game Watch Dogs from November to 2014 was an "intense decision," but was in the best interest of the game, Ubisoft North America president Laurent Detoc told IGN in a new interview.

"It’s a very intense decision,” Detoc said. “I think one of the fascinating things about this industry is that you can go from genius to idiot in an extremely short time frame. These are some of those moments, where you’re riding sky high on Watch Dogs or Rayman, and then suddenly you have to break it to the outside world, and sometimes even convince the inside people. Not everybody agrees. You have to say, ‘this is in the best interest of the product, to do this,’ because at the end of the day we’re going to be able to do this extra fine tuning.”

Detoc recalled that as late as Gamescom (August), most people at Ubisoft expected Watch Dogs to launch on schedule, despite some "lingering doubts." But the game was delayed shortly thereafter, because it just wasn't ready, Detoc said.

"Some games, you just can’t make them that much better because of how they’ve been progressing. Part of the decision to delay Watch Dogs is also that," he said. "We know it’s not where we want it to be. Can it get there? What will it take to get there? That’s why it takes a longer process. But in August we really thought we were going to have that game at launch.”

If Ubisoft had delivered Watch Dogs on schedule, the game could have been the "best-rated game on next-gen," Detoc said, claiming Ubisoft is "breaking ground" on various gameplay assets that put the game in "uncharted territory." But this wasn't good enough for Ubisoft, he said.

“The whole package is there already. But without sending them too many flowers, the guys at Rockstar have showed us again that if you make a 96-percent game, people will come," Detoc said. "Watch Dogs, I can only hope we get to that level.
#759310 to #759307 - herecomesjohnny (12/17/2013) [-]
they took 6 months.
I don't want a single bug in the first 10 hours at least.

who am i kidding, ubisoft has me by the balls since rayman gbc
#759294 - nosurprise (12/17/2013) [-]
This "edit with Notepad++" select thing has been stuck on my screen for a while, anyone know how to get rid of it apart from shutting down my pc?
User avatar #759348 to #759294 - rplix (12/17/2013) [-]
uninstall notepad++. That shit is useless.
User avatar #759382 to #759348 - nosurprise (12/17/2013) [-]
no it's not
User avatar #759346 to #759294 - bananarchy (12/17/2013) [-]
Log in and log out
User avatar #759316 to #759294 - gabek (12/17/2013) [-]
Right click on the desktop and click refresh.
User avatar #759315 to #759294 - feferest (12/17/2013) [-]
CTRL, shift, esc and end process or just f5 desktop and site
User avatar #759299 to #759294 - tarekmig (12/17/2013) [-]
Don't shut down your PC, just restart it.
User avatar #759300 to #759299 - nosurprise (12/17/2013) [-]
same thing
User avatar #759303 to #759300 - tarekmig (12/17/2013) [-]
No, when you shut down your PC, you cut it from the power source making it stopping working
But when you restart, you just re-boot your PC.
User avatar #759306 to #759303 - nosurprise (12/17/2013) [-]
Shit nigga you know what I mean
User avatar #759288 - gorilladinn (12/17/2013) [-]
I enjoy this Fallout: New Vegas - Hotkey Ammo Glitch
#759301 to #759288 - herecomesjohnny (12/17/2013) [-]
it makes the nuke feel less special when they do those '1000 nukes mod lel' vids
User avatar #759304 to #759301 - gorilladinn (12/17/2013) [-]
Except it's a glitch. You can do it on console too
User avatar #759292 to #759288 - alstorp (12/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #759282 - turva (12/17/2013) [-]
can anyone explain why i cannot increase the graphics on my GTA IV. I just bought it on steam. It says my system requirments are too low but i know for sure thats a false
User avatar #759308 to #759282 - hirollin ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
may not be compatible with your parts. its not with mine. lags like crazy. not as bad as witcher 2 though.
User avatar #759284 to #759282 - internetscaresme ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
What system parts ya got?
User avatar #759290 to #759284 - turva (12/17/2013) [-]
i7 4550k Processor
AMD 7950 HD Graphics Card
2TB HARD DRIVE*roll picture*
User avatar #759297 to #759290 - internetscaresme ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
Try changing the settings through the game files or something.
User avatar #759296 to #759290 - tarekmig (12/17/2013) [-]
>2TB HARD DRIVE*roll picture*
Looks like a good hard drive
User avatar #759295 to #759290 - alstorp (12/17/2013) [-]
Ah yes, the *roll picture* hard drive from shitgate. There's your problem.
User avatar #759309 to #759295 - turva (12/17/2013) [-]
sorry, i clicked wrong macro
#759281 - devout feminist (12/17/2013) [-]
That dog part on the walking dead season 2.

Dam ;_:
User avatar #759278 - adzodeux (12/17/2013) [-]
Since it's the season of goodwill between men I know at least some of you here are actually men , does anyone feel like getting me the new Humble Bundle PC/Android 8? I mean, if you feel like it of course.
User avatar #759293 to #759278 - tarekmig (12/17/2013) [-]
sure give me 7$ first
#759275 - murrlogic ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]

The Assassin's Creed franchise is not exactly the type of family friendly fare Disney is known for, but if Ubisoft and the House of Mouse ever did come together for an animated version of the action series, it might look like this.

Deviant art user JessKat-art created an Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag poster with a Disney spin, showing main character Edward Kenway animated in a toon style.

Disney already has a major pirate-themed franchise in its portfolio: Pirates of the Caribbean. The next installment in that series is due sometime in 2015 or later.

Ubisoft is producing an Assassin's Creed movie of its own, with Michael Fassbender (12 Years a Slave, Inglourious Basterds) playing the lead role in the film scheduled to launch in August 2015.
User avatar #762665 to #759275 - ubisoft (12/20/2013) [-]
Hey murr lets do it
User avatar #762743 to #762665 - murrlogic ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #762918 to #762743 - ubisoft (12/20/2013) [-]
Oh you know that thing
User avatar #762927 to #762918 - murrlogic ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #763226 to #762927 - ubisoft (12/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #763373 to #763226 - murrlogic ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
You're scaring me Ubisoft
User avatar #759341 to #759275 - shemaledong (12/17/2013) [-]
Edward Kenway is a pretty Disney Prince kind of guy.
Among the weakest characters in the game.
User avatar #759271 - finblob (12/17/2013) [-]
How do I clear all the crumbs and stuff from my keyboard without taking of all the keys?
I have a laptop btw.
User avatar #759318 to #759271 - sonnyboii (12/17/2013) [-]
a post-it note should be helpful, to some extent
User avatar #759319 to #759318 - finblob (12/17/2013) [-]
Ill try that
User avatar #759283 to #759271 - sluge (12/17/2013) [-]
take all the keys off and clean
or just hit it on the back
or just compressed air
or vacuum
User avatar #759274 to #759271 - sannukas ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
Vacuum or compressed air.
User avatar #759286 to #759274 - finblob (12/17/2013) [-]
compressed air?
#759268 - murrlogic ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]

The Vita versions of Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD will be released alongside the PlayStation 3 version on March 18, 2014, Square Enix has announced.

The two games will be sold together for $39.99, with Square Enix confirming that it would not be selling the Vita versions of the game individually as previously stated.

Both Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD will be available for download on the PlayStation Network, and a physical release for Final Fantasy X HD will also be made available, which will come with a download code for X-2. The PlayStation 3 version of the game will feature both games on one Blu-Ray disc.

The two games feature cross-save support between the PS3 and Vita versions, but aren't part of Sony's cross-buy initiative.
User avatar #759311 to #759268 - hirollin ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
damn. that is so tempting.
#759265 - saturated ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
So is dayz worth the $30?
User avatar #759325 to #759265 - hirollin ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
are the servers down for dayz arma 2 mod?
User avatar #759321 to #759265 - sonnyboii (12/17/2013) [-]
nah but for free im sure its alright
User avatar #759302 to #759265 - alstorp (12/17/2013) [-]
It might get cheaper with time, but I'm getting it now, because i think it's worth it.
User avatar #759280 to #759265 - lepokerface (12/17/2013) [-]
Depends if you would play it.
User avatar #759267 to #759265 - luckyshotdk (12/17/2013) [-]
Wait a couple of dayz for the steam sale.
User avatar #759273 to #759267 - adzodeux (12/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #759266 to #759265 - murrlogic ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]


If it were up to me (which it isn't) the game is worth $25
User avatar #759254 - rplix (12/17/2013) [-]
So Steam released their beta for the SteamOS


Says it requires at least 1TB of space to install. Lol no thanks.
#759262 to #759254 - devout feminist (12/17/2013) [-]
Does it do anything so far?
User avatar #759260 to #759254 - internetscaresme ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
I have a TB of space and a Nvidia GPU but I'm too lazy to install it
User avatar #759259 to #759254 - youngneil (12/17/2013) [-]
I think there are two different ways of installing it, one that requires you to have at least 500 GB and one that requires you to have at least 1 TB. Either way, fuck that. Not gonna delete everything on my comp just to fuck around with the Steam OS Beta.
User avatar #759285 to #759259 - rplix (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm ok just waiting for it.
#759253 - murrlogic ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]

If you're away from home for the holidays without a proper gaming PC, or you're stuck at work/school, you can now relive the experience of playing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive in new text adventure CS Story. `

"Non-gamer friends are due to arrive in one hour's time. You sit at your computer desk with a hot beverage. Life is great," begins the adventure.

At the start of the game, players are given the choice to left click on the game, right click on the game, play another game, or browse Reddit.

As the narrative progresses, the player has to weigh up options about the right way to play on Dust 2. There's an ASCII rendition of many Counter-Strike events, and the adventure will pose complicated moral questions, such as whether the player wants to take control of a situation or pretend to be worse than they actually are. The objective of the game is to stay away from /r/globaloffensive, because visiting the compelling subreddit will inevitably cause the player to get too distracted.

CS Story was made by Mojang's Owen Hill using Twine, an open-source tool for creating interactive fiction. I'm still trying to work out how to get the best ending, which hopefully involves getting a rare item from a crate.
User avatar #759251 - syrenthra (12/17/2013) [-]
So I just found out about this on facebook, seems kinda interesting. anyone else heard anything about it?
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#759228 - murrlogic ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]

Specialty retailer Harrods is selling a gold-plated Xbox One for £6,000 ($9,780), according to a shopper who posted a picture of the system on Reddit recently.

The gilded Xbox One pictured here is the only such system Harrods plans to sell, the retailer confirmed with GameSpot sister site CNET.

Harrods is a United Kingdom-based retailer that describes itself as "the world's most famous luxury department store, where anything is possible and everyone is welcome."

The premium Xbox One appears to be only available in-store, as it is not listed on Harrods' website.

Gold-plated electronics are nothing new. Two of this year's most popular phones, the HTC One and the Galaxy S4, are currently available in 24-carat gold versions.

The Xbox One launched on November 22 and has sold more than 2 million units to date.
User avatar #759236 to #759228 - godshandshake (12/17/2013) [-]
because the heat of the xbox one would have absolutely no negative effects on the gold plating.
User avatar #759245 to #759236 - murrlogic ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
Only Soulja Boy or R-Kelly want something this dumb to match their gold plated Vita's
#759204 - dragx (12/17/2013) [-]
Ok so remember this?
I am about to go into a meeting with the artists, programmers, anis and clockwork, who along with me are co leading this project. Please reply to this with any ideas you have for the game in terms of gameplay, enemies etc.. the name of the game is FunnyJunk Adventures.
< Another pic from the raw game.
User avatar #759328 to #759204 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
NPCs if possible
Any way to add replayability
filled to the brim with references
#760837 to #759328 - clockworkfive has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #759305 to #759204 - alstorp (12/17/2013) [-]
Make oatmeal the final boss.
#760839 to #759305 - clockworkfive has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #759272 to #759204 - finblob (12/17/2013) [-]
Have me in a gimp suit as your guidance fairy.

also my wings are made of love and erection.
#759264 to #759204 - epicscorpion (12/17/2013) [-]
Make an enemy. Preferably an...

epic scorpion
User avatar #759270 to #759264 - dragx (12/17/2013) [-]
doges will attack you.
#759277 to #759270 - epicscorpion (12/17/2013) [-]
Nooo! How did you know they were my one weakness?
User avatar #759279 to #759277 - dragx (12/17/2013) [-]
i guessed.
User avatar #759258 to #759204 - bananarchy (12/17/2013) [-]
inb4 cease and desist because copyright infringement
User avatar #759252 to #759204 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
make sure there are tits. People love tits.
User avatar #759248 to #759204 - dragondust (12/17/2013) [-]
Good luck, I wish I was creative enough to think of ideas. Just try to use FJ cliches to make it interesting.
User avatar #759246 to #759204 - mindsculptorjace (12/17/2013) [-]
What kind of game will it be?
User avatar #759247 to #759246 - dragx (12/17/2013) [-]
Third person open world I think.
I wanna see if there will be an online.
User avatar #759240 to #759204 - feferest (12/17/2013) [-]
I want to be a boss or at least an NPC, feferest woop
User avatar #759235 to #759204 - sluge (12/17/2013) [-]
Sounds gay.
User avatar #759244 to #759235 - dragx (12/17/2013) [-]
I know, I have very little going on.
User avatar #759231 to #759204 - tarekmig (12/17/2013) [-]
Big black dildo that says "DMX <3"
User avatar #759241 to #759231 - hokon (12/17/2013) [-]
X gon give it to ya
User avatar #759223 to #759204 - alexanderburns (12/17/2013) [-]
Kill it before it suffers existence
User avatar #759224 to #759223 - dragx (12/17/2013) [-]
kill h'what exactly?
User avatar #759225 to #759224 - alexanderburns (12/17/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk Adventures
User avatar #759226 to #759225 - dragx (12/17/2013) [-]
rood, people sounded enthusiastic yesterday.
It won't be filled with retarded bullshit, trust me.
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