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#909824 - mortalcock (05/02/2014) [-]
Someone's gonna have a bad day...
User avatar #909937 to #909824 - alstorp (05/02/2014) [-]
I hated how OP the vehicles were in Company of Heroes 2 it would have been ok if there were more ways to counter vehicles, but there were too few, and if you got the first tank, you won.
User avatar #909939 to #909937 - alstorp (05/02/2014) [-]
Company of Heroes 1*
User avatar #909930 to #909824 - syrenthra (05/02/2014) [-]
But you will warm them up
#909822 - csondi (05/02/2014) [-]
Hey FJ, i'm looking for a good FPS-RPG pc game and i found this "E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy

Does it worth money and time?
User avatar #909828 to #909822 - gainesy (05/02/2014) [-]
Also never played it, but have a look at Planetside 2. Free to play and it's meant to be great!

Not exactly an RPG but it's cool
User avatar #909827 to #909822 - gainesy (05/02/2014) [-]
wait for Destiny, should be out before long ;P
I'm positive it will come out on PC
User avatar #909820 - gainesy (05/02/2014) [-]

Hey FunnyJunk!

Ok guys, I am in the processs as many people are of buying next gen.
Yes PC master race, but console gaming feels more laid back and I want one so shh..

PS4 or Xbox one. is there a major disadvantage from one system to the next.
I love the games on Xbone but PS is going to get some good ones in time.

Xbox pad is amazeballs/ PS pad sucks cock. (personal preference)

I'm leaning towards Xbone but I don't want to regret it. any one got either console and can throw some opinions from their experience my way.
User avatar #909898 to #909820 - miltorky (05/02/2014) [-]
Take my advice with a grain of salt because I won't lie, I hate Microsoft with a passion due to some issues I have had with them over then years. People will tell you about console power, blah, blah, blah, but in reality its about the games and the value. If you plan on getting a next gen console in my honest opinion I think the PlayStation 4 is a better value. It is getting some great games down the line, some great exclusives, and quite a bit of exclusive content for games like Watch_Dogs as well. It is Indie Dev friendly, and Playstation Plus is not required to use Video, Music, and other Apps such as Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Instant. Xbox Live Gold membership is required to use pretty much any Apps and online play for on the Xbox One. Gold is 5 bucks a month I think, they may have raised or lowered the cost since I last had a 360 (4 years ago) so make sure to check. Playstation Plus is about 6 dollars a month and is not required for apps like I mentioned earlier, however it is required on the PS4 to play the multiplayer in a game (similar to Gold being required on the 360 and X1). Also, when you join Plus you get an instant game collection and free games every month as well as discounts. Xbox offers something similar but the titles they have offered so far, from what I understand, is lackluster at best. If you have any other questions, let me know, I'd be happy to link articles, lists of games offered for plus etc, etc.
User avatar #909905 to #909898 - gainesy (05/02/2014) [-]
hey, thanks for the reply.

The main thing tugging my balls is the pads and games.

I really dislike the PS4 pad, tried it/held it/used it.. it's cool but feels off.

Games though like Deep Down and Planetside 2 coming out on PS but not Xbone
I'm not a fan boy i'm a gamer.

I REALLY want Project Spark because I did games design in college and love making games.
But the PS4 does look like it's receiving some amazing titles.

Do you own a PS4 or plan too? I personally don't like the dash, it's just like PS£ but a tad different there is no love in it.

I'm buying a next gen next week so I hope to conclude what I want before then.. My brain hurts from all of these comparisons...
User avatar #909916 to #909905 - miltorky (05/02/2014) [-]
One last thing, about Project Spark, Sony has something similar in development. It is by no means a game dev toolkit like spark but utilizes similar features and creative aspects. It might not scratch that game dev itch you have but it might be worth taking a look at, It's called Landmark and it is supposedly coming out for PS4. Here is a video of some of the gameplay aspects. What is Landmark? - OFFICIAL video
User avatar #909921 to #909916 - gainesy (05/02/2014) [-]
You may have and if I do now decide to buy a PS4.. I will make sure to add you kind sir!
User avatar #909914 to #909905 - miltorky (05/02/2014) [-]
No problem, I apologize for the shite grammar. After reading over my comment again, I realized what a lack of sleep has done to me mentally. Anyway, I understand, again I'm a bit biased, I grew up with Playstation and I'll probably die with Playstation so the controller was never an issue. I do own a PS4 and I do have Playstation Plus. I was skeptical of Plus when I first tried it but was pretty happy with the games I got with it. Devil May Cry, Borderlands 2, Uncharted 1 and 2. However, I will admit that because the PS4 is still a new console the games being given away for free with the Plus plan are mostly indie games that are being developed for the console. The Dash is great, its a bit more streamlined than the PS3 and hopefully there will be a patch for custom backgrounds and themes in the near future. I really miss the personalization of a PlayStation 3. Another thing, if you never owned a PlayStation 3 and wanted to play some of the awesome exclusives that were on the Platform, Sony is about to Launch a service called Playstaion Now that lets you stream PSOne, 2, and 3 games to your PS4 or Vita which is a nice bonus. As for games, these are the exclusives that I am personally interested in that are being released sometime in the next year.
Uncharted (working title)
The Last of Us: GOTY (remastered) edition
The Order 1886
Deep Down
Drive Club
Overall man, it comes down to what you think you will be using the console for. The Xbox One, as much as I hate to admit it, has some cool cable tv features and whatnot that make it great as an all in one console however when it comes to games in my personal opinion I feel like the PS4 is better. Its cheaper than the xbox one and it does have slightly better hardware.
User avatar #909918 to #909914 - gainesy (05/02/2014) [-]
Thanks dude, grammar isn't bothering me because i'm not too good either atm ;P

I am a "hardcore gamer" (or like to believe I am) I don't care about many features but I want to know about gaming, graphics, recording, online, dash ect..

Price isn't a big off putting as I have the money to get both consoles (thank you whip lash claim ;D) But i'm only getting either or.

I do plan to get the other platform next year. I planned on buying xbone, plugging in my 360 to xbone then I can use both with snap ;P

How are the games out as of now, second sun ect.. seen knack looks shit and my friend owns a PS4 he says it's shit along with Thief and Ground Zeroes (MGS is good but not worth £20 for a demo)

I think when my dinner roll around i'll pop into my local games store and ask to test both consoles ;P

XOne
Titanfall is meant to be great
Project spark makes me drool
Sunset overdrive could be fun

PS4
Deep Down looks like a dark souls co-op
Planetside 2 is meant to be coming to console
The Order looks great

User avatar #909923 to #909918 - miltorky (05/02/2014) [-]
Well the only Xbox one game I have played is Titanfall and it was the PC Version. I didn't like it, but Shooters aren't exactly my cup of tea. Infamous Second Sun was great, pretty fun and open however, like most games out right now, you could tell it was a tech demo. The story was kind of short, I beat the main story in about two days of dedicated gaming. It was my weekend off. There were side missions and what not as well as some extra content that comes with the game if you want more. Since money isn't an issue for you, again just go with which one makes the most sense to you as a gamer. Aside from tech specs, there really isn't much else I can compare between the two systems due to my lack of experience with the One.
User avatar #909925 to #909923 - gainesy (05/02/2014) [-]
Well either way, thank you very much for you input, for some reason PS4 is more expensive than the Xbox one atm ;D probs because better specs for gaming ;D
haha
User avatar #909823 to #909820 - yuvesh (05/02/2014) [-]
both have few games and are expensive
i would wait a year or so before buying one

the wii u is getting mario krart and smash bros soon
it is the winner of next gen
User avatar #909825 to #909823 - gainesy (05/02/2014) [-]
I hate the Wii U
Never been too keen on any Nintendo game (Though I bought a 3DS)
So a Wii isn't in my view.

Thanks for the reply though
#909818 - nlreturns (05/02/2014) [-]
Ask a 2-time challenger anything. Pic related, current smurf. (EUW)
User avatar #909860 to #909818 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
>actually playing vayne seriously
User avatar #909795 - ianistheman (05/02/2014) [-]
So i got 10 bucks and a pretty bad laptop. What should I get?
User avatar #909832 to #909795 - zomaru (05/02/2014) [-]
Star Wars Battlefront II is on sale, old enough to be sialy playable on a laptop.
FTL is an excellent use of 10$.
Terraria is Excellent as well.
I think Dead Space 1 is still free on Origin, Definitely worth putting up with their shitty service for that amazing game.
Also, Check out Killing Floor, It's on sale every other month and a great game to just join and kill things.
User avatar #909829 to #909795 - muffinzexe (05/02/2014) [-]
Don't starve
FTL
Prison architect
Kingdom Rush
User avatar #909802 to #909801 - ianistheman (05/02/2014) [-]
dont think my comp can handle it
User avatar #909806 to #909802 - yuvesh (05/02/2014) [-]
ok, so good 2d games, look into:
the yawhg
bleed
super meat boy
ausomenauts and risk of rain - the same bundle i linked
skullgirls
legand of dungeon
reuge legancy
katawa shoju - free (missspelled)
ftl
super hexagon
#909830 to #909806 - zomaru (05/02/2014) [-]
Recommending Katawa Shoujo in a game setting feels wrong. It's a visual novel, an artistic story, something I've been desperately trying to forget I ever played since the moment I finished.
Although it is a good waste of a few days-a week depending on how you read things.
User avatar #909909 to #909830 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
it feels wrong in a game environment because it's a slideshow
User avatar #909837 to #909830 - yuvesh (05/02/2014) [-]
he wanted something cheap that could run on his pc
ks was good suggestion
User avatar #909907 to #909837 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
yeah but he wanted games
User avatar #909908 to #909907 - yuvesh (05/02/2014) [-]
he didnt state that
#909839 to #909837 - zomaru (05/02/2014) [-]
And who did you think would warn him that he might find himself in a shed with lemons?
User avatar #909840 to #909839 - yuvesh (05/02/2014) [-]
i told min to look into it
not download it and play it without any prior knowledge
User avatar #909809 to #909806 - ianistheman (05/02/2014) [-]
Played 8/11 of those and the others dont intrest me or dont look worth the price. I was actually thinking of getting this: store.steampowered.com/app/24860/?snr=1_4_4__106_4 but im not sure if people still play it.
User avatar #909813 to #909809 - yuvesh (05/02/2014) [-]
i think tf2 and counter strike are more popular than that
User avatar #909815 to #909813 - ianistheman (05/02/2014) [-]
I got tf2 and counter strike is too expensive
User avatar #909817 to #909815 - yuvesh (05/02/2014) [-]
hue
User avatar #909805 to #909802 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
i dunno man it runs pretty well on my thing at max, should be able to run on your thing at least on minimum
User avatar #909911 to #909805 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
oh no, i upset nlreturns
User avatar #909796 to #909795 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
FTL, I'm pretty sure that's 10 bucks
#909793 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
nnnnnnnnnnngh
#909789 - tentaquil (05/02/2014) [-]
topkek
#909834 to #909789 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
I am sitting here with a loud audible laugh.
#909764 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
"Man this futuristic crap is done to death, it's been done so many times"
"Well what would you rather have?"
"History"
User avatar #909808 to #909764 - awesomedewd (05/02/2014) [-]
What? Futuristic shit, besides Sci-Fi games, is still a rather new hype.
While History was fucked up over and over...
Who the fuck is so dumb wanting history?
User avatar #909853 to #909808 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
A surprising amount of people
User avatar #909857 to #909853 - awesomedewd (05/02/2014) [-]
People should just shut up.
I want more half naked cyborg and steam punk bitches.
User avatar #909738 - choobe (05/02/2014) [-]
Hello, FunnyJunk, I am tinkering with a little browser game (RPG), but I am a little stuck on the part I guess most people would enjoy the most.

It's medieval, although it isn't that clearly defined, so anything goes.

I need weapons I have 4 categories, "swords" (daggers etc. too), "bows", "hammers" (clubs and stuff you hit people with), and "unarmed" (martial arts and magic. New categories appriciated to, and I need enemies, preferably not "rats" and stuff. Any ideas?
User avatar #909803 to #909738 - yuvesh (05/02/2014) [-]
slime is a classic enemy
harpies
dargons
knights
skeletons
thifefs
bandits
giant rats
frogs
bats
turtles
large rocks
vagrants
User avatar #909781 to #909738 - phantomeins (05/02/2014) [-]
For weapons, maybe add in a polearm catagory, since the medieval period was using a ton of different types. Halberds, pole axe, pole hammer, bill hook, war scythes, Voulge, Fauchard, Guisarme.

Seeing as it's a text based game, you probably don't need so many of them, since it's hard to translate the uses of them from reality to text.
User avatar #909776 to #909738 - phantomeins (05/02/2014) [-]
Gelatinous cubes are always good. If you were an evil wizard in a doom fortress, surely you'd want to keep it clean. Easiest way to do that is just to grab a bunch of nasty cleaning chemicals, dump them in a cauldron, thicken it up a bit, then magically enchant it to periodically go oozing around the castle keeping all your floor tiles polished. And have it eat adventurers who try to steal your stuff.

It's a doom fortress, the adventurers should have left once they realized it's full of doom.
#909757 to #909738 - phantomeins (05/02/2014) [-]
Sahuagin, medium sized reptilian monster, attacks in groups with improvised weaponry like that trident, made of sharpened bone or stones.
User avatar #909753 to #909738 - hirollin ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Put all small weapons into dagger category. Don't just limit it to daggers. Rogues and thieves used more than just generic daggers.
User avatar #909758 to #909753 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
There aren't that many small weapons aside from daggers though
User avatar #909763 to #909758 - hirollin ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
sai
piano wire
if its text based you could use poison
small bolted crossbows
to name a few
User avatar #909767 to #909763 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
a sai is enough of a dagger to be classified as a dagger
bugger off, that's not a real weppin
poison by itself isn't a weapon and doesn't fit into a category with blades
small crossbows count, but that's still one thing other than daggers
User avatar #909770 to #909767 - hirollin ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
shakram
nunchuck
tonfa
addchain
User avatar #909771 to #909770 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
who the fuck uses a tonfa?

and it's still a small category of weapons.
User avatar #909773 to #909771 - hirollin ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
its a game
anyone can use a tonfa
and tonfa can be categorized as small. if you have a sword you probably also have a shield or the sword would be two handed. tonfa have small range and are also can be blunt which opens up a whole new category of small weapons.
User avatar #909772 to #909771 - tentaquil (05/02/2014) [-]
ur mum uses them as a dildo
User avatar #909775 to #909772 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
beats the battle pillar that your mum uses
User avatar #909769 to #909767 - hirollin ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
sai have a pair of small defense points on both sides of the blade. Daggers do not. Sai also has a different fighting styles than daggers.
Piano wire is absolutely a weapon.
And on that note so are nets and chains which could also be added.
User avatar #909762 to #909758 - tentaquil (05/02/2014) [-]
yeah daggers and adunsaveme's penis
User avatar #909765 to #909762 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
yes i am small penis
User avatar #909756 to #909753 - choobe (05/02/2014) [-]
The categories are for which attacks they can perform, I have one table for weapons, and one for attacks, and all "sword" attacks works with "sword" (generally pointy) things etc, their only there for the code. Maybe not the most elegant solution, but the best I came up with.

It's a text game, any ideas how to fit "rogue" play style? Not sarcastic, geniunely curious since I couldn't come up with anything
User avatar #909766 to #909756 - phantomeins (05/02/2014) [-]
I don't know what the game's going to be, but there's the usual lockpicking, pickpocketing, silent movement, hiding in shadows.

Forgery could be usable, disguising yourself, bribery. There's a lot a rogue can do that isn't simply "Can I hit him in the back?"
User avatar #909759 to #909756 - hirollin ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
add more sneak or stealth options. persuade dialogue options or just random acts of violence.
User avatar #909739 to #909738 - tentaquil (05/02/2014) [-]
Rats with laser eyes
User avatar #909740 to #909739 - choobe (05/02/2014) [-]
Original, at least not "done to death"... but that would probably be a boss or something.
User avatar #909743 to #909740 - tentaquil (05/02/2014) [-]
lel i made sum monsters last year
gangcraft.net/index.php?threads/the-imagination-thread.91/#post-278
but they were all product of muh autism
User avatar #909748 to #909743 - choobe (05/02/2014) [-]
I will read through it. Thank you. (on first look, it looks thorough, and the illustrations are cool)
User avatar #909749 to #909748 - tentaquil (05/02/2014) [-]
I should warn you that they're just products of my autism
User avatar #909752 to #909749 - choobe (05/02/2014) [-]
That's okay. That should make it more original right? I should probably point out that I'm not looking to make "TEH MOST SERIOUS GAME EVAR!!"


Are you okay with it if I use something I find if it fits? Or at least the general concept? the general concept probably isn't copyrighted, too vague, but if you say no I won't use it
User avatar #909760 to #909752 - tentaquil (05/02/2014) [-]
go ahead
#909731 - imnotkickthecat (05/02/2014) [-]
>tfw diablo got rid of the marketplace so there is no way I can compete with these fags who dumb 20 hours a day into the game.
User avatar #909810 to #909731 - awesomedewd (05/02/2014) [-]
Yep.

Good thing my friends don't care much and pretty much pull me through if we play together.

At least on huge groups I, as a witch doctor, can still do decent damage.

I would have wished that they only made legendarys soulbound and left the mats and everything else open to sell it via auction house...

But hurrdurr "ah breaks dah gaem"...
User avatar #909734 to #909731 - cunttoaster (05/02/2014) [-]
>only 500gb
User avatar #909735 to #909734 - imnotkickthecat (05/02/2014) [-]
I can only care so much about a game.
User avatar #909737 to #909735 - cunttoaster (05/02/2014) [-]
I understand
User avatar #909733 to #909731 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
"It's all for the best," he rasps through gritted teeth, dry eyes twitching as the 20th straight hour grinding for vital drops turns over into the 21st
#909717 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
>finally getting that rare drop you farmed a shitload for
User avatar #909855 to #909717 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
who the balls favourited this
User avatar #909985 to #909855 - megavoir ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
probably someone to reverse image search that image later
User avatar #910033 to #909985 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link
or they could, you know, ask for the source lol
User avatar #909814 to #909717 - dreadedsin (05/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, especially in Borderlands 2, trying to get certain weapons. Trying to save up a stockpile of Overpower level 4 weapons for later characters. Already got some OP8 weapons and shields from my OP8 Mechromancer, and going to dupe and transfer to my soon to be OP8 Gunzerker.

Back to the topic at hand. I have been trying to get an OP4 Legendary hoarder class mod. Tubbies are the easiest enemies to get legendary class mods from and well, in the last 50 I have never got it.
#909728 to #909717 - tempman ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
>Getting every possible drop besides what you wanted for hours, even if it's more common then the other ones, only to find out you could buy it
User avatar #909751 to #909728 - granate (05/02/2014) [-]
I wonder how long you would've tried to get it before giving up.
User avatar #909755 to #909751 - tempman ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Probably like another 1-3 hour or wait until I get to Demon of song.
User avatar #909716 - suddenk (05/02/2014) [-]
Official Call of Duty®: Advanced Warfare Reveal Trailer If anybody cares
#909912 to #909716 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
holy shit, this is literally a rip off of halo, crysis, BO2, ghost recon Future soldier, BF, Elysium, edge of tomorrow, and MI:Ghost protocol...
User avatar #909913 to #909912 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
also titanfall.
#909893 to #909716 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
...advanced warfare.
...advanced warfare.
User avatar #909871 to #909716 - dreadedsin (05/02/2014) [-]
So, CoD is now trying to cash in on Titanfalls success. Really, only Treyarch know how to make a good Call of Duty game. I don't really care much for multiplayer, but what I really enjoy from the treyarch games is that they feature a more in depth storyline, I mean Black-ops 2 might have not been as good as it's predecessors but it did have a choice ending system. Then there is Zombies, probably one of the best game modes.

Infinity ward and sledgehammer have tried, but they will never be as good as the Treyarch games
User avatar #909821 to #909716 - yuvesh (05/02/2014) [-]
looks like a titanfall clone
User avatar #909812 to #909716 - awesomedewd (05/02/2014) [-]
Looks like there'll finally be a CoD worth lookin' into.
User avatar #909744 to #909716 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
Okay wait
>power armour
>hoverbikes
>inwisible sheeps
>holograms
>teknologie

what the fuck is this
User avatar #909811 to #909744 - awesomedewd (05/02/2014) [-]
> Titanfall without Mechs
User avatar #909854 to #909811 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
wtf titanfall clone
User avatar #909741 to #909716 - hirollin ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
hearing talk aggressive politics in a non southern drawl accent is disturbing.
User avatar #909742 to #909741 - hirollin ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
hearing him*
User avatar #909745 to #909742 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
I dunno, that didn't sound like a southern drawl to me
User avatar #909746 to #909745 - hirollin ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
thats whats disturbing.
User avatar #909747 to #909746 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
o

I missed the 'non' bit
User avatar #909736 to #909716 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
This does not look like Call of Duty
#909721 to #909716 - herecomesjohnny (05/02/2014) [-]
>THAT CG KEVIN SPACEY

Oh my god that Cg looks soooo fucking botched! He looks even creepier than he did in Se7en! Fucking kaiser soze Sims version
User avatar #909754 to #909721 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
he doesn't look THAT bad
User avatar #910331 to #909754 - herecomesjohnny (05/02/2014) [-]
it looks like a 2004 rendering
User avatar #910334 to #910331 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
Dunno what renderings you were looking at in 2004
#909689 - tohya (05/02/2014) [-]
Would anyone on PC Dark Souls 2 care to assist me through Shaded Woods? Those... Lion guys hit like a truck and I'm pretty sure I'll get killed in one hit. SM of 557k if anyone actually feels like helping.
User avatar #909712 to #909689 - phantomeins (05/02/2014) [-]
A +2 dagger one shots them with a backstab at base sorcerer stats, it's what I used. Can't help since I'm on ps3.
User avatar #909713 to #909712 - tohya (05/02/2014) [-]
I'm actually using a +3 dagger, I love it.
User avatar #909714 to #909713 - phantomeins (05/02/2014) [-]
I'm in the middle of a run through without resting at bonfires, so far the standard mace and dagger have been wrecking everything.

Though I think I did the run wrong, I now have to go through the majority of huntsman's copse every time I die, and if I get stuck in the area I have to go everything till iron keep with a +2 mace
User avatar #909710 to #909689 - elmilius (05/02/2014) [-]
Just roll behind them after they do their fist attack and the backstab should be guaranteed.
I'd help you out personally, but my characters are either 1.5 mil or 50k.
User avatar #909711 to #909710 - tohya (05/02/2014) [-]
I actually found a summon at 2am, so he just distracted them while I backstabbed them all. Thanks too, tylosaurus.
User avatar #909768 to #909711 - tylosaurus (05/02/2014) [-]
No problem.

Also, you might want to kill the man-scorpion.
#909777 to #909768 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
Kill the manscorpion? Why? He helps you out with the boss fight if you can't find someone else to summon.
User avatar #909778 to #909777 - tylosaurus (05/02/2014) [-]
Because the boss isn't hard, there usually are plenty of summon signs and you get a pretty neat ring from it.
User avatar #909791 to #909778 - zerokiller (05/02/2014) [-]
You get the ring from him after you beat the boss and use the ring of whispers to talk to him anyway. There's no reason to kill him.
User avatar #909797 to #909791 - tylosaurus (05/02/2014) [-]
No, you need to beat the duke's dear freja before he gives it to you.
Might as well kill him and get it early on.
Or kill him after the boss battle, whatever floats your boat. If you want to spend the souls on the ring, go ahead. It's just easier to get if you kill him.
User avatar #909700 to #909689 - tylosaurus (05/02/2014) [-]
Run to the holes.
Run past them.
Use stronger weapons.

I'm in school, so I can't.
User avatar #909701 to #909700 - tohya (05/02/2014) [-]
Well thanks for that, but my ultimate goal is to get to Darkdiver Grandahl. I don't want one of those Lions hopping down on me when I'm talking to him.
User avatar #909702 to #909701 - tylosaurus (05/02/2014) [-]
Then just run to the hole. Wait in the hole, see if someone drops down.
User avatar #909703 to #909702 - tohya (05/02/2014) [-]
All 7 of them will drop down.
User avatar #909705 to #909703 - tylosaurus (05/02/2014) [-]
That's odd. They didn't with me.
User avatar #909706 to #909705 - tohya (05/02/2014) [-]
Well, I suppose I can try it once. I do have 2 Effigies.
User avatar #909707 to #909706 - tylosaurus (05/02/2014) [-]
Place summon sign, win a boss fight and you're human.
If you didn't know.
User avatar #909693 to #909689 - granate (05/02/2014) [-]
Try avoiding them. They take the most damage from physical attacks and holy water as far as I know, but you can easily avoid them if that's your thing.
User avatar #909691 to #909689 - Gonnafly ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Backstabbing does a lot to them.
User avatar #909692 to #909691 - tohya (05/02/2014) [-]
I figured that much. This Dagger of mine has basically killed everything in one backstab.
User avatar #909681 - miia ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
ITT: Badass moments in games. Any genre, any kind of badass. It can be epic fail, epic win, or just funny as hell. Post what game each story is in.
Unreal Tournament 3
Enemy has a tripod like vehicle - 3 tentacle legs supporting one head that has twin laser cannons that can oneshot an enemy. has to turn head to aim lasers. Called a Darkwalker.
We have the Scorpion, which is a car with a turret and self-destruct kamikaze + ejection feature
Im in the scorpion heading up to their base, and I see the darkwalker has just spawned (when nobody is driving it, its head is resting on the ground between the 3 folded up tentacle legs) and an enemy is running towards it. Scorpion Kamikaze can oneshot a Darkwalker.
I trigger the kamikaze and I'm ejected into the air, but it's too late. The enemy made it into the darkwalker and the head is too high up for the scorpion to hit. The scorpion explodes uselessly under the darkwalker as it's head raises into the air.
HOWEVER!!
The darkwalker's head is not completely in the air yet, and I was ejected high enough that I could land on top of the fucking darkwalker. None of it's guns can fire at it's own fucking head. It can do absolutely nothing about me. I empty three guns into the thing's head before it explodes halfway across the map.
User avatar #909992 to #909681 - megavoir ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Modern Warfare 2, probably, on a 23 kill streak, out of bullets, knife a guy, take his gun and get semtexed by his buddy, but get the 25th at the last moment.
Not that great, but I felt super hype.
User avatar #909695 to #909681 - tentaquil (05/02/2014) [-]
i entered a tf2 server and everyone had this dispenser that plays pony music
i sapped all of them :^)
#909682 to #909681 - miia ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
World of Warcraft.   
I'm a fury warrior during WOTLK, PvE geared in t10.2. Playing Warsong Gulch, and we have the alliance flag back at our base and they just picked up ours and are in midfield. EFC (enemy flag carrier) is a paladin surrounded by his entire fucking team.    
I think "theres no way im gonna kill this guy, but fuck it LEEEROOOOY JEEEENKIIIIINS" and I charge into the middle of 10 enemies and start killing the EFC.   
I couldnt have done more than 5% of his health WHEN HE FUCKING BUBBLES. If you dont know, bubbling means you become immune to all damage - but it also means you drop the flag.He bubbled when he was attacked by one lowly warrior surrounded by his entire team with healers The flag drops, I spam click it and return it to my base, we cap the enemy flag and their team turns around and roflstomps me while i /rofl at them.    
Paladin's FW.
World of Warcraft.
I'm a fury warrior during WOTLK, PvE geared in t10.2. Playing Warsong Gulch, and we have the alliance flag back at our base and they just picked up ours and are in midfield. EFC (enemy flag carrier) is a paladin surrounded by his entire fucking team.
I think "theres no way im gonna kill this guy, but fuck it LEEEROOOOY JEEEENKIIIIINS" and I charge into the middle of 10 enemies and start killing the EFC.
I couldnt have done more than 5% of his health WHEN HE FUCKING BUBBLES. If you dont know, bubbling means you become immune to all damage - but it also means you drop the flag.He bubbled when he was attacked by one lowly warrior surrounded by his entire team with healers The flag drops, I spam click it and return it to my base, we cap the enemy flag and their team turns around and roflstomps me while i /rofl at them.
Paladin's FW.
User avatar #909715 to #909682 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
>fury warrior

lol
#909718 to #909715 - miia ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Bro.
User avatar #909720 to #909718 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
i haven't enlarged it but it looks like something i can tl;dr to
User avatar #909722 to #909720 - miia ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
You are rapidly losing my respect


it's me topping the charts in PvE gear as a fury warrior.
User avatar #909723 to #909722 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
Fury warrior smells, idk

Personal skill doesn't come into it
User avatar #909724 to #909723 - miia ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Right now you have to be pretty badass to be a useful warrior in PvP.
all the ranged classes are like "hurr durr 3 gap closeres nerf nerf nerf"
while they're sitting on top of a mountain of CCs, speed boosts, gap creators, etc
User avatar #909726 to #909724 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
Monks were worse than warriors I spreckon
#909653 - thundagawd ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
So, the final boss of Dark Souls 2 was disappointingly easy =/
So, the final boss of Dark Souls 2 was disappointingly easy =/
User avatar #909794 to #909653 - zerokiller (05/02/2014) [-]
I found all of the final bosses in the souls games easier than pretty much any other boss in the game.
User avatar #909690 to #909653 - dtox (05/02/2014) [-]
I really liked the fight with nashandra, her design + music felt very epic to me.

she CAN be easy, especially if you have some form of magic (which makes most fights in dark souls 2 trivial), though a simple fuck up can end you quickly.
User avatar #909704 to #909690 - thundagawd ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, it had an epic feel, but I ran in without knowing what I was getting myself into, just yolo'd it with powerstanced katanas and never took a hit, the only thing that did damage was those orbs o.o
User avatar #909687 to #909653 - Gonnafly ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Most of the bosses were pretty easy.
User avatar #909708 to #909687 - thundagawd ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, though the final boss being easier than 90% of the game came as a bit of a surprise, compared to a lot of other games.
User avatar #909656 to #909653 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
Gwyn wasn't exactly hard either
User avatar #909730 to #909656 - paintedgorilla (05/02/2014) [-]
If you can't parry for shit like me, that fight is hell.
User avatar #909779 to #909730 - Zeigh (05/02/2014) [-]
I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who can't parry worth a damn.
I can't tell which enemies can be parried and it seems like when parries should work, they just don't so I figure I'm better off just blocking or rolling.
User avatar #909780 to #909779 - paintedgorilla (05/02/2014) [-]
Yeah same here most of the time for me it's just not worth trying because it could very well potentially spell the end of me.
The only enemy iseem to be able to perfectly parry everytime are the spear hollows in Undead burg.
User avatar #909782 to #909780 - Zeigh (05/02/2014) [-]
The only enemies I could ever parry the least bit reliably was anything with an axe.
It just seems to me that the reward to risk ratio is off if you can't pull off a parry most of the time.
I'd rather just roll around and get a back stab or something.
User avatar #909783 to #909782 - paintedgorilla (05/02/2014) [-]
Yeah exactly the only thing that makes a parry worth it imo is the satisfaction of finally pulling it off and nothing more.
User avatar #909672 to #909656 - thundagawd ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, but Gwyn actually gave me a rough time the first few tries because he was fast and you couldn't really turtle the fight because you'd never get your stamina back fast enough. Nashandra was easier than the majority of the other bosses in the game by a long shot, it was almost exactly like the Old Iron King fight, you move forward to bait them into attacking and then move away and back towards her after the swings and get a few hits in, and when they charged their laser-type move you just had to move to the side and get like half a dozen free hits in. The only mildly hard part was the curse orbs , and those were damn near harmless. I ran in expecting something difficult, took her down solo on my first try, and when the credits started rolling I was like "That was it?"

It was still a great game though, it was just so easy compared to other parts in the game it caught me off guard =/
User avatar #909676 to #909672 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
why're those in spoilers nigga
#909683 to #909676 - thundagawd ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Iunno, you know how damn anal the entire site gets if you talk about something they "haven't had the time to play/watch yet"
User avatar #909684 to #909683 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
I'm sure they'll live with knowing the names of a couple of bosses and attacks
User avatar #909686 to #909684 - thundagawd ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Meh, it's already done, no sense in debating it now.
User avatar #909678 to #909676 - tentaquil (05/02/2014) [-]
Because Dragonslayer Ornstein. wills it
User avatar #909679 to #909678 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
hissssss
User avatar #909663 to #909656 - tentaquil (05/02/2014) [-]
yeah but my dick is
#909645 - tortus ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
pretty sure you guys know about this site. but i just find it depressing how much i have spent on games.(given they are almost always on sale).
steamdb.info/calculator/

this place allows you to see how much your account is worth,how many games you own, and how many you havent even played

just want to see if im not the only one out there who has spent this much
User avatar #909688 to #909645 - tortus ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
also feel free to add me if you guys want
#909664 to #909645 - Gonnafly ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Not really how much you've spent, but how much the games on your account are worth.
User avatar #909669 to #909664 - tortus ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
like i said. i got most of my games when they were on sale. so i know i didn't spend 3000 but even if i spent 2000 thats still a lot for me
User avatar #909646 to #909645 - tentaquil (05/02/2014) [-]
burningdash has something to say
User avatar #909648 to #909646 - tentaquil (05/02/2014) [-]
also Timmietim since they're circlejerks who only share games with their beloved butt buddies
User avatar #909650 to #909648 - Timmietim (05/02/2014) [-]
exactly why im not posting here right now
User avatar #909647 to #909646 - tortus ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
i suddenly feel a thousand times better
User avatar #909636 - youngneil ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Well, I can run CoD Ghosts max graphics without any problem, but I'm fairly certain that isn't really difficult to do. Would Skyrim with that high-res DLC thing be a better test of what I would be able to run?
User avatar #909637 to #909636 - youngneil ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Oh, forgot to mention that I wanted to see what I was able to run on this computer, so I figured since Ghosts was the newest game I was able to get my hands on without torrenting I would see how that went.
#909635 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
I played the Screecher mod thing for Don't Starve.
It's a Slender ripoff and a Moth Man ripoff at the same time.
User avatar #909638 to #909635 - avatarsarefornoobs (05/02/2014) [-]
it looked like it had potential but theres really nothing to do. its no more than a couple minutes long. pretty much a waste of time
User avatar #909640 to #909638 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
I just stared at the thing when I saw it. It looks funny.
#909634 - mechagodzilla ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
eh, Gran Turismo games are eh, pretty good.
User avatar #909643 to #909634 - squalllionhart (05/02/2014) [-]
they're okay i guess
User avatar #909644 to #909643 - mechagodzilla ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
mah nigga
#909633 - greyshirt (05/02/2014) [-]
Could anyone recommend a good graphics card around $400? I'm pretty worthless at picking stuff out myself since there always seems to be some kind of problem with what I get. Any help is appreciated.
User avatar #909639 to #909633 - avatarsarefornoobs (05/02/2014) [-]
since you already have an AMD processor, you probably want to go with a radeon card
you'll likely get better compatibility.
as for which one, well... your guess is as good as mine.
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