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#1469769 - anon
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(45 minutes ago) [-]
>DF Adventure
>make anaconda man
>become vampire
>go to necromancer's tower
>pick up slate containing the secret of life and death
>can't read it because I forgot to put points into read

Fuck
#1469783 to #1469769 - thechosentroll
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(2 minutes ago) [-]
And there's no way to increase your reading skill after character creation.
#1469767 - thematthew ONLINE
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(58 minutes ago) [-]
diablo 2 confirmed The Binding of Isaac Rebirth Blue Baby Theme
#1469747 - beroty
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(2 hours ago) [-]
>when you play a game that you used to play when you were younger but the game is shit
#1469765 to #1469747 - thematthew ONLINE
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(1 hour ago) [-]
i'm not sure if i should be happy or left out that i don't know that feeling, the worst that's happened to me is i liked a game that was mediocre, even then that game can easily be enjoyed.
#1469742 - destaice
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(2 hours ago) [-]
Do you think Legion will be WoW's last expansion?

Because I can't imagine the next expansion being anything other than dragging out what is essentially a finished story.
#1469761 to #1469742 - eezo
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(1 hour ago) [-]
They've recently mentioned having at least another 10 years for the game

I think legion's closure is for ending "Phase 1" and letting a lot of major characters die

Personally, I think it's going to cycle

WoD being related to VERY early lore on the 10th anniversary of the game, and then Illidan and Demons on the 10th anniversary of Burning Crusade makes me think the next Expac will be about the Scourge again, then another Cata, then another MoP, then i dunno
Maybe end?
#1469754 to #1469742 - thechosentroll
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(1 hour ago) [-]
It's a subscription-based MMO. Putting aside the miracle that it managed to survive this long, with that payment model, Blizz is still raking in massive amounts of cash, despite the playerbase shrinking from enough people to fill a country to enough people to fill a small country. I seriously doubt they're just going to stop making new shit for it until there's no money left to milk from it.
#1469752 to #1469742 - beroty
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(1 hour ago) [-]
nah, they'll milk the cow till it's dead
thank god i left the train when it was on WotLK
#1469757 to #1469752 - thechosentroll
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(1 hour ago) [-]
You're not the only one. For quite a few people, WoW died when the Lich King died. Maybe because that's when they stopped giving a shit about the story, because they were no longer just reusing the stuff from Warcraft 3. After that point, every plot point basically became "And then the old gods got bored and decided to corrupt someone".
#1469762 to #1469757 - eezo
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(1 hour ago) [-]
It fucks me up how good MoP and the beginning of WoD was
Then they FUCKED it all up
#1469741 - thematthew ONLINE
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(2 hours ago) [-]
>watch youtuber do isaac streaks
>decide to try it out
>play as eden
>die
>play another time
>die
>"wow i must be really rusty"
>"i'll play as the lost, i always have fun playing as him"
>first run
>beat the chest
>beat hush
>mfw
#1469743 to #1469741 - destaice
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(2 hours ago) [-]
>no gain edits
#1469744 to #1469743 - thematthew ONLINE
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(2 hours ago) [-]
>wanting an edit that ruins the pun
#1469745 to #1469744 - destaice
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(2 hours ago) [-]
>pun

that isn't how it works

that isn't how any of this works
#1469746 to #1469745 - thematthew ONLINE
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(2 hours ago) [-]
how does it work?
#1469727 - EdwardNigma
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(4 hours ago) [-]
Played Witcher 3 and its DLC recently.
I completely fucked up Blood and Wine.
Everyone died and Regis had to piss off.
All because I beat an illusion of a drug selling little girl at Gwent.
#1469764 to #1469727 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(1 hour ago) [-]
This kind of nightmarishly interconnected sequential quests and the length are making it more and more likely I'll just never play Witcher 3.
#1469772 to #1469764 - EdwardNigma
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(37 minutes ago) [-]
Took me a long time to want to as well.
#1469737 to #1469727 - awesomanium
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(2 hours ago) [-]
Did you win the ribbon?
I got it and everybody lived
#1469771 to #1469737 - EdwardNigma
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(37 minutes ago) [-]
I got the ribbon and Dettlaf didn't manage to kill whatever her name was.
Then I was a dick to her later because she was a fucking bitch and I hated her. Then she stabbed the Duchess and got shot herself. Then Regis had to leave because he killed Dettlaf. Then I was sad.
#1469738 to #1469737 - awesomanium
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(2 hours ago) [-]
Regis still had to leave
#1469734 to #1469727 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(3 hours ago) [-]
10/10 IGN.
#1469723 - anon
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(4 hours ago) [-]
#1469739 to #1469723 - beroty
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(2 hours ago) [-]
>sonic arms
>not blue
wew, CWC won
#1469735 to #1469723 - thematthew ONLINE
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(3 hours ago) [-]
nice
#1469729 to #1469723 - eonofaeon
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(4 hours ago) [-]
Oh my god
Oh my god
#1469715 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE
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(4 hours ago) [-]
GIF
youtu.be/spCKEP3q_NY
>rpg customization elements
>4 stances
>actual parrying mechanic and not just pressing block
>customizable combat style decks
>no black and white sides, leaving players to engage in trust/treason mindgames
>devs aim for 50 fighters per game
>published by glorious devolver

yet this better online melee game won't make 5% of For Honor's sales
#1469758 to #1469715 - thechosentroll
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(1 hour ago) [-]
>online

And like that you've lost me. The whole fun of games like those is to fuck shit up. And if it's an online game, it means the second you find something broken and fun that turns it into Fist of The North Star, they're going to patch it and fix it. Which defeats the whole point of the exercise. Also, For Honor looks cooler.
#1469768 to #1469758 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE
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(52 minutes ago) [-]
For Honor looks actually incredibly generic if it wasn't for the culture mix aspect
#1469770 to #1469768 - thechosentroll
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(42 minutes ago) [-]
"This game would be very boring if it weren't for the main thing that makes it interesting."

As Watson exclaimed when he saw the unusually clean public bathroom: "No shit, Sherlock.".
#1469774 to #1469770 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE
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(25 minutes ago) [-]
what? boring? i was replying to you saying for honor looks cooler, without that hook it'd be generic as hell design wise, not to mention it was a premise ripped from chivalry
#1469775 to #1469774 - thechosentroll
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(19 minutes ago) [-]
I consider boring and generic to be pretty close. And which part of Chivalry? Cause if it's the "chop motherfuckers up with a sword" Mount & Blade did that way before Chivalry.
#1469776 to #1469775 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE
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(17 minutes ago) [-]
the "warriors from different cultures and eras clashing"......expansion i think it is?
#1469777 to #1469776 - thechosentroll
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(16 minutes ago) [-]
Oooooooooooooh, Deadliest Warrior. I completely forgot that exists. Did that ever become popular?
#1469778 to #1469777 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE
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(14 minutes ago) [-]
never got it, reviews weren't good
#1469779 to #1469778 - thechosentroll
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(13 minutes ago) [-]
It looked a bit too floaty to me. Plus, I imagine after about 15 minutes everyone would have figured out which the best class is and everyone would only be playing that.
#1469781 to #1469779 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE
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(6 minutes ago) [-]
now now, chivalry was always good at keeping stuff spread out, although greatswordsmen were always a little too many
#1469782 to #1469781 - thechosentroll
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(5 minutes ago) [-]
Yes, Chivalry was. Deadliest Warrior wasn't.
#1469711 - trainalf
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(6 hours ago) [-]
To anyone who's ever played Ace Combat 5. I implore you, watch this video and post your reaction. Aces Tunnel Inverted CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
#1469730 to #1469711 - eonofaeon
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(4 hours ago) [-]
GIF
I could totally do that if I wanted.
But I totally have better things to do.
Like curing cancer and savings babies from fires.
#1469707 - anon
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(6 hours ago) [-]
>you're our hope to get out of the Schwarzenegger
>we gonna charge for healing you tho
#1469731 to #1469707 - anon
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(4 hours ago) [-]
They need the energy they get from Macca to power the healing
#1469705 - desacabose
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(6 hours ago) [-]
>Splatoon
>See enemy player with a roller standing still
>Move to splat him
>Suddenly the rest of his team come out of the ink around him
>They turn into krakens before all 4 ram directly towards me
#1469706 to #1469705 - desacabose
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(6 hours ago) [-]
Also what the fuck are there parties in splatoon
#1469694 - frenzyhero
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(8 hours ago) [-]
>rank 66 tracer
3 clips to kill 76 at point blank that's not even firing at her
>rank 59 widowmaker
missed every shot on a mccree that was ulting, he ended up wiping the team. widow cowered behind a pillar in hanamura as we lost.
>rank 72 lucio
speed boosted himself off cliff
>rank 63 mccree
refuses to fight behind reinhardt shield. wants to cower so far behind it he keeps getting picked off by widowmaker, or he wants to keep running in front of it and getting mowed down.
>rank 85 S76
Had Visor, still couldnt kill Pharah+Mercy.

SR means jack fucking shit.
#1469740 to #1469694 - reaperoxide ONLINE
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(2 hours ago) [-]
Personally I'm just surprised the game is still trying to be relevant. Just a matter of time before it goes the way of the HoTS.
#1469708 to #1469694 - awesomanium
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(6 hours ago) [-]
It's been like 2 months and we're still getting daily posts about players being bad in Overwatch
Is it really this hard to deal with losing a game?
#1469709 to #1469708 - frenzyhero
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(6 hours ago) [-]
This one's more about SR not being important.

One of the top 5 highest ranked players in the world still plays like a shitter.
#1469710 to #1469709 - awesomanium
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(6 hours ago) [-]
Sometimes I play Hanzo like a top ranked player and get 4 head shots in a row
Doesn't make me not garbage
It's clearly worth something
Did you get ranked low and are in denial or something?
#1469714 to #1469710 - frenzyhero
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(5 hours ago) [-]
season high 59.

my point is when you've got high SR it doesnt always mean you're good
ive seen people get in the high 60s just by sheer luck in their placements
and definitely dont use it as an excuse to defend shit play


If you use tac visor and you're shooting at a pharah and mercy that arent even aware of you, how do you fuck up and manage to kill nobody with it
it's literally an aimbot, yet you cant even center them in the big blue circle long enough on a single target to kill one of them
#1469699 to #1469694 - adunsaveme
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(7 hours ago) [-]
players are bad omg
#1469695 to #1469694 - anon
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(8 hours ago) [-]
Yet another nice "i'm so fucking mad" meme from frenzyhero
#1469696 to #1469695 - frenzyhero
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(8 hours ago) [-]
yet another shitpost from anon
#1469688 - desacabose
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(8 hours ago) [-]
Ink for the ink goddess
#1469701 to #1469688 - linxus
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(7 hours ago) [-]
sounds like a gay reference to something gay
#1469690 to #1469688 - adunsaveme
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(8 hours ago) [-]
two in the ink
#1469692 to #1469690 - desacabose
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(8 hours ago) [-]
One in the beak
#1469686 - linxus
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(8 hours ago) [-]
who would win in a fight?
#1469704 to #1469686 - dragondust
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(6 hours ago) [-]
LAMAL
#1469702 to #1469686 - Gonnafly
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(7 hours ago) [-]
it depends who side the cops behind ERIOIOIRE are on
#1469703 to #1469702 - linxus
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(7 hours ago) [-]
they look like they work for ERIOIOIRE based on their body posture. they seem oddly comfortable being next to that dead body and the burning building. L.A.M.A.L. has two guns though so he could take those cops out no problem.
#1469698 to #1469686 - dredbot
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(7 hours ago) [-]
ERIOIOIRE is jacked as hell, but L.A.M.A.L has 2 guns. Hard call.
#1469700 to #1469698 - linxus
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(7 hours ago) [-]
look at the destruction behind ERIOIOIRE. you just know he played a part in all of that from the look on his face. Meanwhile L.A.M.A.L. has a look of fear, and the blue woman behind him is presumably his lover that he cares deeply for. ERIOIOIRE has nothing L.A.M.A.L. could target for an advantage so I would bet money on ERIOIOIRE beating L.A.M.A.L.'s dame, forcing L.A.M.A.L. to drop his two guns at which point ERIOIOIRE just starts pounding on L.A.M.A.L.'s pencil body.
#1469682 - ohemgeezus
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(8 hours ago) [-]
So I replaced ALL the textures in Dark Souls 3 with a Crab
This is how dark souls was meant to be played
#1469725 to #1469682 - EdwardNigma
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(4 hours ago) [-]
I was trying to think of a joke involving crabs but fucked if I can.
#1469712 to #1469682 - RuskiyPimp
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(5 hours ago) [-]
This video led me to a british (I think) waifu playing dark souls.
#1469713 to #1469712 - RuskiyPimp
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(5 hours ago) [-]
Never mind. She has a boyfriend, my laifu sucks.
#1469684 to #1469683 - ohemgeezus
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(8 hours ago) [-]
did you also change every single texture in ds3 into a crab?
#1469664 - nyeeeh
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(9 hours ago) [-]
is there a living soul on the sc2 ladder that isn't like some guy named 하늘 who has been practicing for 15 years or is it not worth the effort?
#1469691 to #1469664 - adunsaveme
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(8 hours ago) [-]
yes
#1469681 to #1469664 - anon
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(8 hours ago) [-]
ink urself
#1469673 to #1469672 - nyeeeh
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(9 hours ago) [-]
ok
#1469675 to #1469674 - nyeeeh
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(9 hours ago) [-]
did i miss something when i stopped lurking or what
#1469678 to #1469676 - nyeeeh
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(9 hours ago) [-]
GIF
That's my favorite Overwatch character man
#1469657 - desacabose
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(10 hours ago) [-]
Now that's a name I can get behind
#1469728 to #1469657 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE
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(4 hours ago) [-]
#1469650 - asotil ONLINE
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(10 hours ago) [-]
Overwatch is kinda fun a little bit in the correct situations with optimal setting and company
#1469726 to #1469650 - EdwardNigma
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(4 hours ago) [-]
I don't even usually like competitive multiplayer but fuck me if I don't enjoy it.
Met a kiwi today.
He was a cunt.
10/10 Overwatch confirmed my innate prejudices.
#1469766 to #1469726 - asotil ONLINE
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(59 minutes ago) [-]
I'm only level 11 because servers were fucked last night, it kept making games then when it only found 9 people it shut the whole thing down
Took part in an All Junkrat Defenders side on Hollywood. Attackers did not make it up the hill
Fuck anyone who plays D.Va
Roadhog/Reinhardt Master Race
#1469773 to #1469766 - EdwardNigma
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(35 minutes ago) [-]
Reinhardt is fun as fuck when you're doing well. The satisfying crunch of a healers head never gets old.
An Ana ult boosted Reinhardt though, that is the fury of god.
#1469780 to #1469773 - asotil ONLINE
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(11 minutes ago) [-]
I honestly don't find Ana very good. Her heal just seems meh every time I've got it on me, her DPS is bad Although the Anti-Heal is a motherfucker when I'm playing Roadhog , Sleep is more of an annoyance and escape than anything

Her Ult is godlike though on Reinhardt or Roadhog or god save you if it's on an enemy D.Va or Ulting Winston. But I don't believe it compensates for her lack of good healing, I'd rather have a Lucio or Mercy
#1469652 to #1469650 - adunsaveme
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(10 hours ago) [-]
F2P W I T H I N A Y E A R
#1469680 to #1469652 - nathanbiggs
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(8 hours ago) [-]
He said Overwatch, not Battleborn.
#1469658 to #1469652 - asotil ONLINE
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(10 hours ago) [-]
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#1469687 to #1469658 - adunsaveme
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(8 hours ago) [-]
"it's a bad game" -asotil
#1469659 to #1469658 - desacabose
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(10 hours ago) [-]
W O L V E S H U N T I N P A C K S
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#1469627 - Gonnafly
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(11 hours ago) [-]
Good to see starbound is as trash as it's ever been
#1469645 to #1469627 - thechosentroll
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(10 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Terraria had way more shit in it at launch, let alone now when they've pretty much tripled the content.
#1469665 to #1469645 - warioteam
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(9 hours ago) [-]
ye but have you considered that starbound is actually fun
#1469748 to #1469665 - thechosentroll
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(2 hours ago) [-]
Boy, it sure is fun having to stop every 3 minutes to set down a campfire, cook up a steak and shove it down my throat, otherwise my health doesn't regenerate, even though my character's 99.9% full.
#1469750 to #1469748 - warioteam
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(1 hour ago) [-]
boy it sure is fun having hundreds of things to build and dozens of bosses to fight and yet get bored so quickly
#1469751 to #1469750 - thechosentroll
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(1 hour ago) [-]
That's called a short attention span. It's not the game's fault you need a giant neon arrow pointing towards your next goal, otherwise you get distracted by something shiny.
#1469753 to #1469751 - warioteam
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(1 hour ago) [-]
thats the problem, i dont get distracted by anything in terraria
because there is literally nothing to do once you kill a couple bosses
#1469755 to #1469753 - thechosentroll
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(1 hour ago) [-]
Have you ever actually fought the wall of flesh? You know, that thing that unlocks Hardmode, which has twice as much content as normal mode.
#1469756 to #1469755 - warioteam
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(1 hour ago) [-]
cant lie, the wall of flesh is fucking boss
still tho, id rather play fucking vanilla minecraft for longer
#1469689 to #1469665 - desacabose
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(8 hours ago) [-]
Put yourself in your trashcan
#1469653 to #1469645 - anon
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(10 hours ago) [-]
terraria is a bunch of items and bullshit all shoved into one heap
starbound is an actual game :^))))))))))))))))))))))))
#1469669 to #1469653 - thematthew ONLINE
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(9 hours ago) [-]
#1469631 to #1469627 - ohemgeezus
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(11 hours ago) [-]
but muh terraria in space
#1469623 - desacabose
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(11 hours ago) [-]
>Splatoon
>See enemy squid attempting to launch an airstrike
>About to splat all over him
>Someone on our team launches an airstrike at the area he's in
>Kid notices me and attempts to snipe me
>Our team's airstrike hits
#1469625 to #1469623 - desacabose
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(11 hours ago) [-]
No gods or kings
only Callie