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#116 - anon
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(04/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #3502612 at FJ Pony Thread **
#113 - seelcudoom
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#108 - dolphinius
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(04/12/2012) [-]
I see this and think it's amazing and so I try put one on the back of my phone..............
<----------mfw it doesn't fit :c
#117 to #108 - seelcudoom
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#120 to #117 - dolphinius
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(04/13/2012) [-]
Never saw it that way, thank you kind sir!
#103 - dingojohn
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(04/12/2012) [-]
>be 5-6 guys hanging out
>sit at a friends house, smoking waterpibe and drinking beer
>friend's condoms fall out of drawer
>someone picks them up
>say "I thought she was on the pill" (he has a girlfriend)
>he replies "she is, but we use them during her period "
>I reply "great, then you won't have to buy condoms so often. Must suck to ask for size small"
>guy who picked up the condoms says "dude, they're Large"
>MFW
#107 to #103 - anon
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(04/12/2012) [-]
if she is on the pill she wouldnt have a period dumb ****
#109 to #107 - tacotacoboy
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(04/12/2012) [-]
What are you 12? Yes they do. It can make them less intense and regulate them, but there's still a period unless they're on something that specifically keeps them from having a period.
What are you 12? Yes they do. It can make them less intense and regulate them, but there's still a period unless they're on something that specifically keeps them from having a period.
#112 to #109 - anon
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(04/13/2012) [-]
FALSE. The monthly bleeding episode pill users have is a fake period (withdrawal bleeding). The fake period is a "designer" bleeding. There's no medical/health reason for it. The REASON FOR A PILL IS TO STOP OVULATION DUMB ****.
#115 to #112 - tacotacoboy
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Vague definition of a period - blood flow to remove the egg that was not fertilized and prep for a new one to take it's place.
If there is bleeding regardless of the state the egg is in (rendered useless by medication) it's a ******* period. Go read before you respond, I don't need to be lectured by a middle schooler who thinks he knows what he's talking about.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birth_control
#122 to #115 - anon
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(04/13/2012) [-]
That anon below was not me. Period means menstrual cycle not just blood flow. When you on a pill you dont have a set amount of time you bleed like in a usually menstrual cycle. When a girl in on the pill it has randomly.
#128 to #122 - craneshop
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(04/13/2012) [-]
FunnyJunk.

Full of men discussing periods.
#124 to #122 - tacotacoboy
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(04/13/2012) [-]
Just stop, do you not know how to read? Obviously the thumbs mean nothing to you personally because you're an anon, but they should show the majority of people do not agree with you on this and keep in mind we do have female members. Go ask one of them if you don't believe me.
#126 to #124 - anon
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(04/13/2012) [-]
HEY DUMB BITCH. Just because i have red thumbs doesnt mean im wrong. When a girl is on her period she does not ovulate/period/menstrual cycle. A period is identified by blood flow but that doesnt mean she is ovulating. As i said before it is just withdrawal blood.  Dumb bitch go drown.
HEY DUMB BITCH. Just because i have red thumbs doesnt mean im wrong. When a girl is on her period she does not ovulate/period/menstrual cycle. A period is identified by blood flow but that doesnt mean she is ovulating. As i said before it is just withdrawal blood. Dumb bitch go drown.
#127 to #126 - tacotacoboy
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(04/13/2012) [-]
READ... leave me alone and go READ. It will make you smart cookie.
#130 to #127 - dingojohn
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(04/13/2012) [-]
Anon is a pretty big cunt today, huh ?
#132 to #130 - tacotacoboy
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(04/13/2012) [-]
I regret correcting him, I really don't even want to come back to this post anymore.

/thread for me
#129 to #127 - anon
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(04/13/2012) [-]
**** it whatever believe what you want.
**** it whatever believe what you want.
#119 to #115 - anon
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#102 - GREGORonetwo
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(04/12/2012) [-]
near perfect storage for weed! XD
#101 - majesticstallion
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(04/12/2012) [-]
> Be 12
> In car with brother
> I ask brother if he has gum
> He says check my coat.
> I check his coat and unzip the top pocket.
> I feel something squishy inside a wrapper, thinking it is gum.
> I take it out.
> It's a condom.
> I somehow knew what it was, but squeal cause I was 12.
> Brother looks at me.
> He sees the condom in my hand.
> Poker faces throughout the car ride.
#96 - jimothyjenkins
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(04/12/2012) [-]
**jimothyjenkins rolled a random image posted in comment #191 at Know the difference **
**** condoms.
<mfw my girl misses her pill and i have to wrap it up
#95 - rogerwater
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(04/12/2012) [-]
**rogerwater rolled a random image posted in comment #313 at there is no God ** Where I hide my condoms
#93 - dreamthrow
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(04/12/2012) [-]
**dreamthrow rolls 98** Dubs and he gets laid.
#97 to #93 - dexterpwnsyou
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#91 - garnichtgut
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#134 to #91 - thatoneseabass
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#88 - thewhimsicalfox
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(04/12/2012) [-]
Until the heat from your phone battery deteriorates the condom. Fail.
#87 - anon
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(04/12/2012) [-]
It's actually bad to carry condoms in places like your wallet or your car, basically anywhere that can get hot. It weakens them, and makes them more likely to break. So, essentially worthless, unless you just have it to make the other person THINK they're safe.
#82 - bejeb
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#81 - supermudkipz
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#86 to #81 - lolmasterx
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#69 - shtinkyfinger
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**shtinkyfinger rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at mine tooo **
#77 to #69 - oniganara
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#67 - anon
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(04/12/2012) [-]
I've broken at least five Durexs in the past couple months, and I only broke 1 Trojan in my lifetime. I'm never getting Durex again.
#70 to #67 - xshacunex
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(04/12/2012) [-]
dude trojan all the way. durex is ****
#85 to #70 - imaedsomepoos
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(04/12/2012) [-]
durex hasn't failed me yet but i think i should change before my luck runs out
#64 - yeahs
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(04/12/2012) [-]
>be me
>be on second date with girl
>having a great time
>chatting, drinking, some jokes happen
>it's comfortable, we're smiling
>time to get another drink
>i'm paying
>get out wallet
>pull out visa debit
>condom flies out and hits her in the face
>********************...
>pokerface.jpeg
>deathly verbal silence accompanied by terrible bar music
>finally she speaks
>"well you wont be needing that tonight."
>okay.jpeg
>MFW we had unprotected sex.


#280 to #64 - socratic
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(04/13/2012) [-]
YFW she tells you she is pregnant.
YFW she tells you she is pregnant.
#110 to #64 - anon
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(04/12/2012) [-]
you face when she has HIV
you face when she has HIV
#62 - connorjay
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(04/12/2012) [-]
I don't think I'm going to get laid, but I'd rather have a condom on me and get laid, than not have a condom and not have sex.   
Just makes sense...
I don't think I'm going to get laid, but I'd rather have a condom on me and get laid, than not have a condom and not have sex.
Just makes sense...

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#58 - hinamorimomo
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(04/12/2012) [-]
so you can finish first