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#105 - redwolfradolf
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(04/10/2012) [-]
I like the Dali Lama, I think he's really cool and very intelligent.
I also like Slurpies....
#108 to #105 - justderpin
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(04/10/2012) [-]
I think Dalai Lama is a pretty cool guy. Eh protests stuff and doesn't afraid of anything.
#155 to #108 - mikeylol
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**mikeylol rolls 796,532,374** Mm doesn't afraid of anything, indeed!
#118 to #108 - xxdigitalxx
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(04/10/2012) [-]
lol I've seen a comment like this 4 times now where is it from?
#109 to #108 - redwolfradolf
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#101 - jimmyprice
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(04/10/2012) [-]
yfw you realize all those notifications are game request
#82 - anon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
TYBG
#59 - syis
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(04/10/2012) [-]
IMPOSSIBRU!!!

U terrorist scum!!!
#74 to #59 - waffleofdoom
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(04/10/2012) [-]
He is a terrorist! It's spelled Slurpee!
#29 - mexii
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#27 - neededllama
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#20 - spoonsnatcher
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(04/10/2012) [-]
1. go on facebook
2. copy first status you see
3. paste on here
#196 to #20 - demonjuice [OP]
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(04/10/2012) [-]
That's basically what I did to make this content. Screenshot my iPod, posted it on here and watched the thumbs roll in.
#193 to #20 - fuckdisshit
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(04/10/2012) [-]
And so the itchiness begins "/
#183 to #20 - TheAnonymousRebel **User deleted account**
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#182 to #20 - Chuckaholic
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Just about a football(soccer) match yesterday between the 2 biggest rivals in the country and a fan of the losing team was congratulating us for beating them. Finally someone who isn't a sore loser.
#180 to #20 - ningyoaijin
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(04/10/2012) [-]
describing rank lasses as "******* rotten".
#174 to #20 - wasrigmonkey
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(04/10/2012) [-]
'Tut moan moan moan whinge whinge whinge
Enuff said'
#173 to #20 - slammingator
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"I was an 8 year old girl until the doctor found my dick."
"I was an 8 year old girl until the doctor found my dick."
#172 to #20 - thehooded **User deleted account**
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#171 to #20 - pandak
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"oh how i love zac efron ♥ boys who look like him come at me ;)"
#170 to #20 - anon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"Hvil i fred bestefar Terje ♥"
Rest In Peace, Grandad.
#165 to #20 - kimmanrullgardin
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(04/10/2012) [-]
vi andre gutte som har halv lag hår og vi er veldig fin på hårfrisyrer og still og Luis Fernando Gonzalez Arredondo har ingen hår og han er skalle
#164 to #20 - orgyinjerusalem
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(04/10/2012) [-]
" phoned my dad to ask him to get shampoo & conditioner on his way home, his reply.."wash it with a bar of soap ya cunt" aye sound dad;)! "
#162 to #20 - kaylakrusifix
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"Fever's hit 102. **** YEAH."
#158 to #20 - manwithatoaster
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"Hearing what other people are saying about her and him r pissing me off :( like wtf. This damn world is nothing but DRAMA like honestly grow the **** up and why cant everyone just get along???"

...Bitch be mad.
#153 to #20 - gmarrox
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"Crazy how once u start makin ya own decisions people start to chage i might be homless soon so it brung up some thoughts"
"Crazy how once u start makin ya own decisions people start to chage i might be homless soon so it brung up some thoughts"
#145 to #20 - noongaonesun
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"Gettin sum lightz 4 da partiii"
#143 to #20 - Lolcatforever
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"A Great Night With A Great Goodnight Message From My Love To End My Day With A Smile On My Face :D Goodnight(: I Love Him♥"
This bitch caps to much.
#141 to #20 - bikehole
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"oink"
#139 to #20 - ImStillAnAnon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"The moment when the guy at subway already knows your order before you say anything"
#138 to #20 - anon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"Man I am so tired of hearing this one direction song"
#136 to #20 - plurrchild
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"Watermelon juice is the best thing since chopped bread! Thank you Taco Bus, thank you.."
#132 to #20 - shadowhorn
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"really thats cool that you came from texas i like texas i never been there but i like texas" Haha highlight of my night, just had to say that sry stephen :)
#131 to #20 - anon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
The acting on that secret life show disgusts me. Id rather watch the espanol channel
#130 to #20 - lightingeagle
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Nipple$
What? Emo girls post some funny ****...
#129 to #20 - foodfighters
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(04/10/2012) [-]
I love and hate breaks. Its fun to stay up and sleep late. But not when you need to get back to school so soon >.>
#127 to #20 - anon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
fish are friends not food
#125 to #20 - MetallicaForever
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Aims testing tomorrow :/ , prey for me to pass !


#123 to #20 - kidwiththehair
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(04/10/2012) [-]
I ******* HATE PHILOSOPHY!!!!! The thing that sucks most about it is that I may end up getting a degree in it... FUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#122 to #20 - OkiePop
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"they lettin that ****** drwon in the pool lmaoo"

My school is full of black people ):
#121 to #20 - furfee
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"KFC and ice cream cake is the way to goooo."
#119 to #20 - xxdigitalxx
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Why dose every thing have to be so complicated??
#117 to #20 - poopburritoz
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"Bout to go to bed lms for a good night post"   
   
Are you ******* kidding me?
"Bout to go to bed lms for a good night post"

Are you ******* kidding me?
#116 to #20 - yiffsforlyfe
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"if you give a mouse a cookie, a chicken will drive to bangcock"


Wat
#115 to #20 - dustyshane
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"hey hey.....guys....look at this cool website You need to login to view this link

This girl is pretty annoying actually
#114 to #20 - neonthethird
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Some **** about travon martin, skittles and iced tea

#113 to #20 - Amirite
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(04/10/2012) [-]
'Twas a picture.
#111 to #20 - zurk
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"Can't sleep. Too much on my mind. And they're we're just too large animals fighting on my back porch. Pretty sure it was a bear and giraffe. Or an ocelot and a honey badger. Or two neighborhood cats but that's unlikely."
#107 to #20 - butnugget
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"like if your on"


DEAR GOD.
#103 to #20 - jessmaster
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"I hate Perez. The whole idea of having a break is to get away from all the work."
Discussing homework we were assigned over the intersession.
#102 to #20 - lunchablespizza
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(04/10/2012) [-]
" "

#100 to #20 - theugandanhero
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(04/10/2012) [-]
If Satan punishes all the bad people, wouldn't that make him a good guy?


-My Brother
#104 to #100 - redwolfradolf
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(04/10/2012) [-]
It isn't Satan who punishes them, It's God. you know, weather you believe in god aside.
#159 to #104 - usmcoorah
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(04/10/2012) [-]
weather? really?
#128 to #104 - lightingeagle
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Hey catholic bro, be careful about what you post. 90% of us are atheist, 9% pastafarian, or 1% catholic and other religoins.
#154 to #128 - gmarrox
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Thank you for recognizing my religion, but I think 9% is a tad generous.
#98 to #20 - anon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Today was good went out but new shoes for Track, I got in skool suspension tommorrow ******** ohwell

-white trash kid
#97 to #20 - jewfrosdsd
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"TRUTH IS... I LOVE U SOOO MUCH♥ we have sooo many inside jokes its crayy crayy!(: & u me and kaylrz needa hannggg!♥ we've been thru sooo much together its not even funny bro. ur soo nice, and funny, and amazing, and gorgg ♥ i dont think i could get thru 8th grade without u hunn! and imma die cuz u not going to capo!!!!!!! UGH! u should still go ♥ kk? shankyaa friend. u left ur phone charger at my house. wow. & u just told me u left the other at a hotel. ur cool hahahahahahha... so i hope u had a good easter ♥ kk BYEEEEEE"



**** facebook
#96 to #20 - jewfrosdsd
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(04/10/2012) [-]
DC tomorrow... hope i dont get lost, kiddnapped, or get in the wrong plane, eghh im scaredd :/
#95 to #20 - anon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Wat if Zelda was a grill
Wat if Zelda was a grill
#94 to #20 - shibdogg
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(04/10/2012) [-]
diet starts NOW.
thighs = size of the sun
- A gay dude
#93 to #20 - ChiefBandit
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(04/10/2012) [-]
assdfjkfsdk :(

#92 to #20 - gingershavetrolls
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**gingershavetrolls rolled a random image posted in comment #130 at Traffic Level: Ducks ** Im insecure, yeah I make mistakes sometimes I feel like I'm at the end of the road..is this how Marilyne Monroe felt?
#91 to #20 - pkmnmastersteve **User deleted account**
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#89 to #20 - spudge
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(04/10/2012) [-]
getting no likes on your 'like for an inbox' status seriously gives you the most unloved feeling.
#88 to #20 - MrCerealKiller **User deleted account**
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#85 to #20 - desktoppthabest
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(04/10/2012) [-]
I want to do my makeup different tomorrow. Any ideas?(:
#84 to #20 - youcame
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(04/10/2012) [-]
dnt yhu h8 it wen ppl be lik "who yhu lik?"
nd yhu tell em nd they all lik
"oh dey dny lik yhu"
nd im all lik, yhu tink i giv a fxck?

my god. i hate the people on my facebook.
#78 to #20 - angreif ONLINE
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Holy Crap... Ctrl F works on my mac. Thine hiding days are over, words!

I love my friends
#77 to #20 - bathoryhannibal
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Is "that bitch made my sister cry" a legitimate reason to stab someone?
#76 to #20 - Sentel
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"A grandma passed me driving the other day. I couldn't believe it."   
   
Bitch better speed up
"A grandma passed me driving the other day. I couldn't believe it."

Bitch better speed up
#75 to #20 - hauntzor
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(04/10/2012) [-]
You ever get so tired you hear yourself making weird noises? Or should I see someone about this?

To be fair, it's from one of my few intelligent Facebook friends
#72 to #20 - smurflicious
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"‎80 thousand pubes"

The **** is wrong with my friends..?
#83 to #72 - hauntzor
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(04/10/2012) [-]
they're certainly more interesting than mine by a long shot


can we trade?
#71 to #20 - gummybearmurderer
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(04/10/2012) [-]
I wanna go back to the old days....
#70 to #20 - thudturtle
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(04/10/2012) [-]
no more timeline smd
#69 to #20 - ZenMacros
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"Someone just called me from an unknown number and said I was beautiful and hung up and I don't know who it was. D: It was sweet, but really random. Whoever it was, I really appreciated it."   
   
>mfw she doesn't realize she's gonna get raped soon
"Someone just called me from an unknown number and said I was beautiful and hung up and I don't know who it was. D: It was sweet, but really random. Whoever it was, I really appreciated it."

>mfw she doesn't realize she's gonna get raped soon
#68 to #20 - imyournewdad
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Me and Diana Are Hilarious! BAYDSS (Black and Yellow Dick Swagg Squad)!!!! ♥ :)

What the **** did I just read.
#67 to #20 - jakegus
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"if i wanted a comeback, id wipe it off your lips."

Oh, ****. Real talk.
#66 to #20 - jakegus
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#64 to #20 - tapekid
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"If I got a penny for every time someone made a status about me...I'd have a whole lot of pennies."

oh god why
#65 to #64 - centurionprime
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Really? youre gonna stop talking to me because your parents thinking im a lesbian? -_-



super ******* legit,can screencap if needed -thought it was a perfect example
#63 to #20 - APUPPY
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"**** work, your killing me"   
   
your killing me   
your killing   
your   
What the ****?
"**** work, your killing me"

your killing me
your killing
your
What the ****?
#62 to #20 - kaycie
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"i just dont care anymore :D"

>_____>
#60 to #20 - nsapanda
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(04/10/2012) [-]
yea i love m'iaq
#54 to #20 - iamphoenix
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"dear people,
ENOUGH WITH THE YOLO. Bitchez finna' get slapped."
#53 to #20 - Anonymousplz
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"at myrtle beach wth my gurls so excited this gonna be the best week ever"
#50 to #20 - xevilfacex
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"is my eye ment to be like this?"


Wut
#46 to #20 - doctorgenitals
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Like for HEAVEN♥

Ignore for HELL

i hate these ******* pictures...
#47 to #46 - doctorgenitals
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"girls are complicated y were they invented"

this was the first status not liked picture. woops.
#44 to #20 - mhorn
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"Alien 1: Did they get the message

Alien 2: Yes, but they dance to it and call it Dubstep"


the people on facebook are so original (sarcasm)
#43 to #20 - orrla
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(04/10/2012) [-]
For serious, this picture was the first thing I saw. The status with it was "Oh yeah" . I couldn't agree more friend, poor Ron didn't even know. XD
#40 to #20 - chcthreesix
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"Armageddon is still by far one of the greatest movies I've ever watched!!"
#38 to #20 - xMasterofpuppetsx
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(04/10/2012) [-]
This image has expired
TBH: I LOVE U SO F-ING MUCH im always gonna be there for u no matte what ur supper pretty and nice we need to hang out! love u!

-- whore to another whore
MFW
#37 to #20 - hpnerdjl
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"Dont expect us to be too impressed, we just saw Finnick Odiar in his underwear"
#45 to #37 - trimageryan
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Well done.
Picture related.
#36 to #20 - sovietllama
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"New phone, same number but no contacts :/. Txt me with your name and number please!(:" some dumb bitch
#35 to #20 - rel
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Hello. I'm a lesbian, and I'm here to poison your children's minds.


lolwut.
#34 to #20 - deftcursor **User deleted account**
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#181 to #34 - gangjaman
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(04/10/2012) [-]
this is why i should read the comment first before i wait for the gif to load..
<mfw
#200 to #181 - deftcursor **User deleted account**
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#48 to #34 - houseofbrick
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#51 to #49 - houseofbrick
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#99 to #51 - anon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
What if the room...




is full of ninjas?
#52 to #51 - deftcursor **User deleted account**
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#55 to #52 - houseofbrick
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(04/10/2012) [-]
I retaliate, good sir! And I declare that I believe that you are not, in fact, one hundred and eleven years old!
#56 to #55 - deftcursor **User deleted account**
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#58 to #56 - houseofbrick
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Technically, it'd be libel, but TRUTH AND NON-DAMAGING.
#61 to #58 - deftcursor **User deleted account**
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#73 to #61 - houseofbrick
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(04/10/2012) [-]
My plan to out you to the world is coming to fruition, then. THE TRUTH SHALL BE REVEALED.

I'd continue the war, but my pics aren't loading...
#199 to #73 - deftcursor **User deleted account**
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#32 to #20 - neighborhoodpedo
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"Like itt up if your ready for summer!!!"
#31 to #20 - imthepunkkid
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(04/10/2012) [-]
- How old is your baby? "36 months." ....WHY CANT YOU JUST SAY 3 YEARS?!?
#30 to #20 - jiwijoo
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(04/10/2012) [-]
D: It's impossible to get a hold of some people. Facebook, twitter, msn, their cell, tumblr... Simmar I think it's about time you turn everything into one place!

I have no reaction pics for this status.
#28 to #20 - infliktion
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"What if toothpaste is meatballs spelt backwards ?"
#156 to #28 - shadowrated
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This image has expired

#140 to #28 - plurrchild
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(04/10/2012) [-]
""‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
-Albert Einstein.""

Yes, I'm quoting a quote quoted by someone else on facebook. I have this clever thing i do often, called unfriending the idiotic. (AKA... i am forever alone.)
#25 to #20 - eiaisqzbsesb
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(04/10/2012) [-]
"My ass is still hurting from last night."

My status.
#24 to #20 - estroxforeva
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Why is it whenever I try to commit suicide, I keep on thinking there are still things worth living for in this world. Why give me the illusion of hope?
#41 to #24 - orrla
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Find this friend, comfort them with love and stuff, feel good, reap the karmic benefits. But no seriously, go buy this person a surprise gift or something.

<--- to keep things from being to serious/ in case this was YOUR status. In which case :X
#23 to #20 - newprinny
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(04/10/2012) [-]
You want to find success before work?

Check the dictionary...
#22 to #20 - mikebl **User deleted account**
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#80 to #21 - kunglao
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Lms<$3;! For uh short Post about yooh!♥

<--- MFW
#17 - destroyoncontact
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Just saw the status   
   
&quot;Untangling my earphones&quot;    
   
MFW
Just saw the status

"Untangling my earphones"

MFW
#81 to #17 - hauntzor
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Mfw half of my news feed every day is girls making vague, indirectly-spiteful sentence fragments as their status

wow, you are so ******* deep and I'll bet your life as a 14 year-old is full of heart-wrenching conflicts and decisions
#86 to #81 - boaterowns
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(04/10/2012) [-]
14 year old Slut on FB: Life is hard.. </3
Her grandfather: Oh yes. I'm sure that having little to no responsibilities in life is "hard."
slut: u don't know what im talking about
#19 to #17 - trollsniper **User deleted account**
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#16 - flamingpinkbunnies
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**** now I'm really craving a slurpy.
#14 - dwarfman
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Why not enlightened slurpees?
#12 - iamphoenix
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Slurpee, or soulful enlightenment? Slurpees, *****.
#10 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(04/10/2012) [-]
&gt;Didn't know the Dalai Lama had a facebook   
&gt;Go to check it out   
&gt;Holy **** this guy is so wise   
&gt;Buddhists are cool.
>Didn't know the Dalai Lama had a facebook
>Go to check it out
>Holy **** this guy is so wise
>Buddhists are cool.
#79 to #10 - hauntzor
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(04/10/2012) [-]
no you ******* retard the Dalai Lama doesn't have a Facebook ur so stupid
#26 to #10 - estroxforeva
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(04/10/2012) [-]
MFW when I hear Buddhists and Cool in the same sentence
MFW when I hear Buddhists and Cool in the same sentence
#7 - friednazi
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(04/09/2012) [-]
The likes are backwards.
People on Facebook are usually too dumb to follow anything meaningful. But "OMG guys i bought new clothsss!" gets +100 likes.
#13 to #7 - thebigcig
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Not unless it's some stupid bitch that quotes something "deep and introspective" in her ******* status or whatever it's called.
#9 to #7 - anon
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(04/09/2012) [-]
One of the exact reasons I got rid of mine.
#5 - fitu
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(04/09/2012) [-]
Oh, you have a lot of notifications unchecked

You must be a very popular kid.
#87 to #5 - rreidabee
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#42 to #5 - fhqwghads
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#18 to #5 - auesis
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(04/10/2012) [-]
If 6 Facebook notifications and 1 message is your definition of "popular", I have some bad news for you.

Also, that was completely unnecessary.
#11 to #5 - toonlinktwentytwo
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#8 to #5 - eastbishop
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(04/09/2012) [-]
Don't think that was needed
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#6 to #4 - moustacha
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#3 - DANKNOFAM
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(04/09/2012) [-]
Yeah I mean who the **** wants to hear about souls and ****, I want a damn slurpy
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#2 - christopherdolan
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#1 - anon
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(04/09/2012) [-]
Damn I really want that slurpy