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#452 - kshizlle
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(04/06/2012) [-]
It's over 9000!!!!!!!
#505 to #452 - lecherouslad
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#420 - cjklefty
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Funny post but you can't really compare a kick to the nads to giving birth to a child.
The closest thing for comparison would be like trying to piss out a golf ball over the course of 6 hours.
#473 to #420 - contradiction
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(04/06/2012) [-]
giving birth is tremendous pain over a course of several hours. getting kicked in the balls is like all that pain x 160 all crammed into a couple of minutes
#425 to #420 - jellybob
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(04/06/2012) [-]
but the difference is we never wanna be kicked in the balls again after it happens
#439 to #425 - MaidenMacabre **User deleted account**
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#462 to #439 - Reverend
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Do some people orgasm from child birth?
>yes
Do you orgasm from getting your dick smashed?
>no

Your argument is invalid.
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#497 to #488 - Reverend
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I think you missed the purposeful ignorance in my sweeping generalization.
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#555 to #504 - Reverend
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(04/06/2012) [-]
neat
#472 to #462 - lordaurion
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Do you orgasm from getting your dick smashed?    
>yes   
   
It's called CBT and being a masochist.
Do you orgasm from getting your dick smashed?
>yes

It's called CBT and being a masochist.
#477 to #472 - Reverend
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Im not talking about going BME pain olympics on your dick. It was more an analogy of getting kicked in the balls. If you can get off to literally beating your meat, go ahead.
#482 to #477 - lordaurion
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I never said I did. I said some people do.
#495 to #482 - Reverend
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I never said you did, I said if.


#509 to #495 - lordaurion
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Maybe I should just get off for the night. I'm misreading things.
Maybe I should just get off for the night. I'm misreading things.
#491 to #439 - SilverBladeMaster
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Pros & Cons:
Hit in Balls: Pro: None, Con: Pain, possible sterilization, etc.
Childbirth: Pro: A kid, Con: Pain, waste money on kid, have to listen and care for kid, etc.
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#408 - augustusxxiv ONLINE
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(04/06/2012) [-]
The way I see it, women decide to give birth, sometimes multiple times. You don't see a guy going "Gee, that ball kick really hurt, but I think you need another one, just to render me completely infertile."
The way I see it, women decide to give birth, sometimes multiple times. You don't see a guy going "Gee, that ball kick really hurt, but I think you need another one, just to render me completely infertile."
#363 - jokesrfunny
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Reasons this is not true/obviously a trick:
Over 9000 you say...
You have have to break every bone in 12 infants or 15 adults to break 3200 bones.
The unit is actually 'dol'
The unit never went into circulation because it's arbitrary and immeasurable.

Anyone who understands the psychological basis of pain knows that it is a defense mechanism, it's first function is to protect the organism, protection of the sexual organs is important but still a secondary function. It is therefore illogical for the pain to be so much arbitrarily higher for a nut hit.




#347 - drdubstep
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(04/06/2012) [-]
even if getting kicked in the nuts was more painful giving birth to a child lasts hour while a kick in the nuts you forget about in an hour.
#339 - shumacher
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(04/06/2012) [-]
There is no measurement for pain. Conclusion, OP is a huge faggot.
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#120 - victoriaowsnett
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(04/05/2012) [-]
It's a question we will never know the answer to because there is not a person capable of experiencing both pains, now move on, this argument is older than Pedo Bear.
It's a question we will never know the answer to because there is not a person capable of experiencing both pains, now move on, this argument is older than Pedo Bear.
#134 to #120 - avias
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(04/05/2012) [-]
What about Hermaphrodites?
#109 - trollinggenius
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(04/05/2012) [-]
there are a lot of rustled jimmies in the commens
there are a lot of rustled jimmies in the commens
#73 - eruptinganus
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(04/05/2012) [-]
I've felt a the full brunt of a kick to the nutsack and i've broken my arm before and it hurt more when I broke my arm, so how the **** does a kick to the nuts hurt more than breaking 3200 bones.
#63 - KayThanxBye
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(04/05/2012) [-]
i don't know what its like to have either happen to me. so im indifferent.

have a nice day.
#80 to #63 - kellbells
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(04/05/2012) [-]
A typical labor lasts 12 hours. Twelve hours of that pain. And, it can be deadly. More women have died from childbirth than men being kicked in the nuts.
#10 - pokemasterbaker
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(04/05/2012) [-]
How long does the pain last when you are kicked in the balls VS labor?
#22 to #10 - angelassassin
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(04/05/2012) [-]
Yes but at least girls get things to reduce the pain i just say they hurt equally because you
don't have to have kids where my friend could just come up and kick me in the balls
#81 to #10 - kellbells
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(04/05/2012) [-]
average labor is 12 hours
#499 - itsnader
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(04/06/2012) [-]
silly bitches, i knew they were lying ..... shut up and grab me another
#510 to #499 - onkii
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(04/06/2012) [-]
it's a ******** statistic. there is no unit of measurement for pain
#513 to #510 - itsnader
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(04/06/2012) [-]
not even in science?? im disappointed

#516 to #513 - onkii
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nope, there is certain ways to measure pain... but it is completely unreliable. pain differentiates for individual people, so it's nearly impossible to measure.
however, on average, women do tend to have a higher pain threshold.. men can just hide their emotions better in those cases.
#487 - kathulu
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#441 to #437 - jackomco
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(04/06/2012) [-]
ARE. YOU. *******. RETARDED ?
#453 to #437 - Ombra
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Just saying, they know the amount of dels there are in breaking a single bone, correct? Multiply that by 3200. That's what they're saying you ******* idiot.
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#459 to #437 - joseburritogu
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Except for the fact that a kick to the nuts can kill, otherwise I concur.
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#496 to #493 - joseburritogu
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Never said it didn't...
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#409 - proudnerd
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I dont trust this number, considering a kick to the balls can vary in intensity. And you have to admit, giving birth (without modern painkillers) would be incredibly painful, as the vagina will dialate to like 10". That's a ******* lot, i dont see how that couldnt hurt like hell. It's probabaly worse than your average kick to the nuts, but that has been eliminated by modern medicine, and women only have to experience it 1-3 times (on average) in their lifetime.
#303 - mrfourtysevenman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
a kick in the bals can;
lower your breath
make you vomit (if hit hard enough)
rais pitch in voice
make you cough
make you grab your crotch and say MY ******* BALLS DUDE
render you temporarily infertile
#359 to #303 - crazytwists
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I heard it can kill a man as well.
#558 to #359 - mrfourtysevenman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
and cause you to lose your primary language!
#307 to #303 - thatnerdyguy
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(04/06/2012) [-]
* Permanently.
#188 - jimothyjenkins
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(04/05/2012) [-]
thumbed for making me a sir for my next men v. women conversation.

also for the profile name
#194 to #188 - onkii
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(04/05/2012) [-]
you know this is a ******** statistic right?
#196 to #194 - jimothyjenkins
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(04/05/2012) [-]
you know i dont give a **** what you think. especially since thumbed down sublime
#198 to #196 - onkii
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it's not what i think, it's just fact. there is no measurement unit for pain. well, there is, but it's not reliable in the least bit because pain varies for each individual person. there is no proof to back up the statement in this post. it really just has ******** written all over it.
it's not what i think, it's just fact. there is no measurement unit for pain. well, there is, but it's not reliable in the least bit because pain varies for each individual person. there is no proof to back up the statement in this post. it really just has ******** written all over it.
#208 to #198 - jimothyjenkins
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(04/05/2012) [-]
meh. still gonna use it.
#225 to #208 - onkii
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(04/06/2012) [-]
there is no proof :P
#156 - torkildsen
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(04/05/2012) [-]
Seems legit
#111 - zistheman
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(04/05/2012) [-]
How has no one said over 9000 yet?
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#43 - deathlordgusta
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(04/05/2012) [-]
"unit of pain"