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User avatar #286 - Eddythebandkid (04/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Isn't the ladies having for some ... uh, what'stheword? ... chemicals? or something released in their brain section? for less pain feelings, during the squeezing out those little people?

when get kicked in the balls is usually doesn't see it coming. so not can have such hormones or things that increase the pain toleration.


knowwhatiamsaying?
User avatar #299 to #286 - lolfire (04/06/2012) [-]
>Yes a woman's brain releases endorphin's during pregnancy which does help to dull pain, and usually they're receiving pain medication if they're in a hospital.

Men don't get any of that when we get kicked in the balls, but we do get a massive release of adrenaline which blocks the pain in the same way in how a soldier can get a leg blown off and crawl to the nearest shelter. The pain is massively intense and in fact it's a safety mechanism coded in your brain to protect your ability to produce offspring.
#262 - bladebites (04/06/2012) [-]
It hurts like burns from the fire of Hell itself, but c'mon, man.    
That whole top paragraph is so obviously bullshitted it isn't even remotely funny. T-T   
It screams "TYPING RANDOM LARGE NUMBERS TO MAKE IT SEEM PAINFUL HERPADERP!"
It hurts like burns from the fire of Hell itself, but c'mon, man.
That whole top paragraph is so obviously bullshitted it isn't even remotely funny. T-T
It screams "TYPING RANDOM LARGE NUMBERS TO MAKE IT SEEM PAINFUL HERPADERP!"
User avatar #259 - srapture (04/06/2012) [-]
Anyone else thinking that the entire idea of a pain measurement is buuullshit? Surely it can only be qualitatively measured, e.g. "stepping on lego hurts more than being stabbed through the chest".
#452 - kshizlle (04/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
It's over 9000!!!!!!!
User avatar #420 - cjklefty (04/06/2012) [+] (15 replies)
Funny post but you can't really compare a kick to the nads to giving birth to a child.
The closest thing for comparison would be like trying to piss out a golf ball over the course of 6 hours.
#462 to #439 - Reverend (04/06/2012) [-]
Do some people orgasm from child birth?
>yes
Do you orgasm from getting your dick smashed?
>no

Your argument is invalid.
#408 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (04/06/2012) [-]
The way I see it, women decide to give birth, sometimes multiple times. You don't see a guy going "Gee, that ball kick really hurt, but I think you need another one, just to render me completely infertile."
The way I see it, women decide to give birth, sometimes multiple times. You don't see a guy going "Gee, that ball kick really hurt, but I think you need another one, just to render me completely infertile."
#378 - blondjamesblond (04/06/2012) [-]
**blondjamesblond rolled a random image posted in comment #266 at NSFW 24 hour Limit can be GONE ** can no one here take a joke?
User avatar #363 - jokesrfunny (04/06/2012) [-]
Reasons this is not true/obviously a trick:
Over 9000 you say...
You have have to break every bone in 12 infants or 15 adults to break 3200 bones.
The unit is actually 'dol'
The unit never went into circulation because it's arbitrary and immeasurable.

Anyone who understands the psychological basis of pain knows that it is a defense mechanism, it's first function is to protect the organism, protection of the sexual organs is important but still a secondary function. It is therefore illogical for the pain to be so much arbitrarily higher for a nut hit.




User avatar #347 - drdubstep (04/06/2012) [-]
even if getting kicked in the nuts was more painful giving birth to a child lasts hour while a kick in the nuts you forget about in an hour.
#339 - shumacher (04/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
There is no measurement for pain. Conclusion, OP is a huge faggot.
User avatar #157 - skuser (04/05/2012) [+] (6 replies)
**skuser rolls 4,554** It's over 9000!!!
User avatar #161 to #157 - kouzan (04/05/2012) [-]
**kouzan rolls 9,401** This is over 9000, but if it's under, then we are fighting Krillin.
#124 - anonymous (04/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
There is no measurement for pain you chauvinistic fuck.
#120 - victoriaowsnett (04/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
It's a question we will never know the answer to because there is not a person capable of experiencing both pains, now move on, this argument is older than Pedo Bear.
It's a question we will never know the answer to because there is not a person capable of experiencing both pains, now move on, this argument is older than Pedo Bear.
#109 - trollinggenius ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
there are a lot of rustled jimmies in the commens
there are a lot of rustled jimmies in the commens
#91 - anonymous (04/05/2012) [-]
Pain is measured in dols not dels, and giving birth is mesured at 60 whilst a kick in the balls supposedly should be around 9000 dols, it is instant and brief so we feel a hit of pain, whilst giving birth might be more like torture. I say might because im a man and have no idea about how it is, i would say a kick in the nuts is way more painful. But i would rather get kicked than giving birth.
#73 - eruptinganus (04/05/2012) [-]
I've felt a the full brunt of a kick to the nutsack and i've broken my arm before and it hurt more when I broke my arm, so how the fuck does a kick to the nuts hurt more than breaking 3200 bones.
#63 - KayThanxBye (04/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i don't know what its like to have either happen to me. so im indifferent.

have a nice day.
User avatar #80 to #63 - kellbells (04/05/2012) [-]
A typical labor lasts 12 hours. Twelve hours of that pain. And, it can be deadly. More women have died from childbirth than men being kicked in the nuts.
#31 - anonymous (04/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #10 - pokemasterbaker (04/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
How long does the pain last when you are kicked in the balls VS labor?
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