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#452 - kshizlle
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(04/06/2012) [-]
It's over 9000!!!!!!!
#505 to #452 - lecherouslad
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#420 - cjklefty
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Funny post but you can't really compare a kick to the nads to giving birth to a child.
The closest thing for comparison would be like trying to piss out a golf ball over the course of 6 hours.
#473 to #420 - contradiction
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(04/06/2012) [-]
giving birth is tremendous pain over a course of several hours. getting kicked in the balls is like all that pain x 160 all crammed into a couple of minutes
#425 to #420 - jellybob
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(04/06/2012) [-]
but the difference is we never wanna be kicked in the balls again after it happens
#439 to #425 - MaidenMacabre **User deleted account**
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#462 to #439 - Reverend ONLINE
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Do some people orgasm from child birth?
>yes
Do you orgasm from getting your dick smashed?
>no

Your argument is invalid.
#488 to #462 - MaidenMacabre **User deleted account**
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#497 to #488 - Reverend ONLINE
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I think you missed the purposeful ignorance in my sweeping generalization.
#504 to #497 - MaidenMacabre **User deleted account**
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#555 to #504 - Reverend ONLINE
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(04/06/2012) [-]
neat
#472 to #462 - lordaurion
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Do you orgasm from getting your dick smashed?    
>yes   
   
It's called CBT and being a masochist.
Do you orgasm from getting your dick smashed?
>yes

It's called CBT and being a masochist.
#477 to #472 - Reverend ONLINE
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Im not talking about going BME pain olympics on your dick. It was more an analogy of getting kicked in the balls. If you can get off to literally beating your meat, go ahead.
#482 to #477 - lordaurion
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I never said I did. I said some people do.
#495 to #482 - Reverend ONLINE
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I never said you did, I said if.


#509 to #495 - lordaurion
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Maybe I should just get off for the night. I'm misreading things.
Maybe I should just get off for the night. I'm misreading things.
#491 to #439 - SilverBladeMaster
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Pros & Cons:
Hit in Balls: Pro: None, Con: Pain, possible sterilization, etc.
Childbirth: Pro: A kid, Con: Pain, waste money on kid, have to listen and care for kid, etc.
#503 to #491 - MaidenMacabre **User deleted account**
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#408 - augustusxxiv
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(04/06/2012) [-]
The way I see it, women decide to give birth, sometimes multiple times. You don't see a guy going "Gee, that ball kick really hurt, but I think you need another one, just to render me completely infertile."
The way I see it, women decide to give birth, sometimes multiple times. You don't see a guy going "Gee, that ball kick really hurt, but I think you need another one, just to render me completely infertile."
#378 - blondjamesblond
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(04/06/2012) [-]
**blondjamesblond rolled a random image posted in comment #266 at NSFW 24 hour Limit can be GONE ** can no one here take a joke?
#339 - shumacher
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(04/06/2012) [-]
There is no measurement for pain. Conclusion, OP is a huge faggot.
#352 to #339 - acetabularii
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#157 - skuser
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(04/05/2012) [-]
**skuser rolls 4,554** It's over 9000!!!
#161 to #157 - kouzan
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(04/05/2012) [-]
**kouzan rolls 9,401** This is over 9000, but if it's under, then we are fighting Krillin.
#164 to #161 - skuser
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(04/05/2012) [-]
Lucky bastard...
Lucky bastard...
#168 to #164 - kouzan
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(04/05/2012) [-]
**kouzan rolls 68** It isn't lucky, but the pursuit of the victory that most do not see. Here is a thumb, use it well. I have these dubs to keep me warm.
#169 to #168 - skuser
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(04/05/2012) [-]
**skuser rolls 41** I don't want you to have a cold, so have mine good sir.
#170 to #169 - kouzan
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(04/05/2012) [-]
**kouzan rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at bobbys new hobby ** Let us hope this pic is relevant or we both shall die brothers.
#180 to #161 - commontroll
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(04/05/2012) [-]
**commontroll rolls 3,115** What if it's 9000 exactly?
#109 - trollinggenius
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(04/05/2012) [-]
there are a lot of rustled jimmies in the commens
there are a lot of rustled jimmies in the commens
#73 - eruptinganus
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(04/05/2012) [-]
I've felt a the full brunt of a kick to the nutsack and i've broken my arm before and it hurt more when I broke my arm, so how the **** does a kick to the nuts hurt more than breaking 3200 bones.
#63 - KayThanxBye
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(04/05/2012) [-]
i don't know what its like to have either happen to me. so im indifferent.

have a nice day.
#80 to #63 - kellbells
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(04/05/2012) [-]
A typical labor lasts 12 hours. Twelve hours of that pain. And, it can be deadly. More women have died from childbirth than men being kicked in the nuts.
#10 - pokemasterbaker
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(04/05/2012) [-]
How long does the pain last when you are kicked in the balls VS labor?
#22 to #10 - angelassassin
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(04/05/2012) [-]
Yes but at least girls get things to reduce the pain i just say they hurt equally because you
don't have to have kids where my friend could just come up and kick me in the balls
#81 to #10 - kellbells
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(04/05/2012) [-]
average labor is 12 hours
#8 - JuiceBoxKID
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#499 - itsnader
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(04/06/2012) [-]
silly bitches, i knew they were lying ..... shut up and grab me another
#510 to #499 - onkii
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(04/06/2012) [-]
it's a ******** statistic. there is no unit of measurement for pain
#513 to #510 - itsnader
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(04/06/2012) [-]
not even in science?? im disappointed

#516 to #513 - onkii
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(04/06/2012) [-]
nope, there is certain ways to measure pain... but it is completely unreliable. pain differentiates for individual people, so it's nearly impossible to measure.
however, on average, women do tend to have a higher pain threshold.. men can just hide their emotions better in those cases.
#484 - trolllikeaboss
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Does no one get that this is a joke? Why the **** would it just coincidentally be OVER 9000?
#476 - sojourn
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(04/06/2012) [-]
how did this get even one thumb???? if you believed this for even a fleeting moment then you should have been an abortion
#445 - rokkarokkaali
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Me b4 balls drop: Egh   
Me after balls drop   
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Me b4 balls drop: Egh
Me after balls drop
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#449 to #445 - juggalodigo **User deleted account**
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#454 to #449 - rokkarokkaali
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(04/06/2012) [-]
wel you watched the video....
#460 to #454 - juggalodigo **User deleted account**
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#438 - pewdiepiebitch
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(04/06/2012) [-]
periods are painful and you don't see girls saying "I can't wait to get my period again!"
But you can't compare a kick to the jimmies to childbirth or say one is worse than the other because pain is different for everyone.
#475 to #438 - myrtille
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(04/06/2012) [-]
lol, you can eliminate your period with sprintec. ezpz. i did to get rid of my cyst developments and searing back pain.
#457 to #438 - Reverend ONLINE
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Pain isnt different for everyone. Its just different how people react to it. Isnt that common sense?
#451 to #438 - LaVidaGaga
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(04/06/2012) [-]
no one person will ever be kicked in the balls AND give birth so there's no way to know which is worse
#437 - MaidenMacabre **User deleted account**
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#441 to #437 - jackomco
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(04/06/2012) [-]
ARE. YOU. *******. RETARDED ?
#453 to #437 - Ombra
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Just saying, they know the amount of dels there are in breaking a single bone, correct? Multiply that by 3200. That's what they're saying you ******* idiot.
#498 to #453 - MaidenMacabre **User deleted account**
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#459 to #437 - joseburritogu
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Except for the fact that a kick to the nuts can kill, otherwise I concur.
#493 to #459 - MaidenMacabre **User deleted account**
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#496 to #493 - joseburritogu
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Never said it didn't...
#500 to #496 - MaidenMacabre **User deleted account**
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#446 to #437 - xblooddrunkx **User deleted account**
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#409 - proudnerd
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I dont trust this number, considering a kick to the balls can vary in intensity. And you have to admit, giving birth (without modern painkillers) would be incredibly painful, as the vagina will dialate to like 10". That's a ******* lot, i dont see how that couldnt hurt like hell. It's probabaly worse than your average kick to the nuts, but that has been eliminated by modern medicine, and women only have to experience it 1-3 times (on average) in their lifetime.
#156 - torkildsen
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(04/05/2012) [-]
Seems legit
#111 - zistheman
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(04/05/2012) [-]
How has no one said over 9000 yet?
#119 to #111 - xmkidx ONLINE
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