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#99 - patchei
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(04/05/2012) [-]
**patchei rolls 01** Wow seriously, I have fractured at least 20 bones and every single one hurt more that a kick in the nuts, I can guarantee that! This is a pile of horse ****, OP's a fag.
#118 to #99 - adolfoliverbush
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(04/05/2012) [-]
i have broken a few bones, including the joint in my left ankle, and i can assure you, i would break it 20 times before id get kicked in the nuts
i have broken a few bones, including the joint in my left ankle, and i can assure you, i would break it 20 times before id get kicked in the nuts
#117 to #99 - hiddenninjaoh
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(04/05/2012) [-]
Come here Ima kick you in the balls
#47 - thegamegestapo
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(04/05/2012) [-]
Over 9000?
#46 - anon
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(04/05/2012) [-]
[1] Girls are also weaker and it's harder for them to deal with pain.

[2] Giving birth can last for days, but getting kicked in the nuts only lasts a couple hours if it's not too serious.

[3] More woman have died from childbirth than men have from getting kicked in the nuts.

[4] Funnyjunk has become more about proving women wrong than having any actual funny content.

[5] I recently became a father. I don't know about you, but after seeing childbirth, I'd rather be kicked in the nuts than have an entire human being come out of my peehole.
#443 to #46 - greeenman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
After a kick in the balls, no man says he would like it to happen again.
After childbirth, give them some time and she will want to again
#465 to #443 - katiewoman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Of course she will want to again, becaues you get a child out of it! A few days of ******* intense pain are worth it to have your own child.

Do you think any woman in her right mind would want to go through childbirth for no ******* reason than to just experience the pain?

I can't believe the stupidity of your logic.
#471 to #465 - greeenman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Yeah your logic is missing a bit too.
So a woman gets something good out of it.
Does the guy?
No just ******* pain
Sexist pig
#481 to #471 - katiewoman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
You've failed to see, and thus proven, my point.

I'm not sexist, I was actually explaining how men and women are more equal than your point stated.

Let's look at it this way.

If a guy got the most amazing gift ever by being kicked in the balls, I'm sure, they would consider it worth the immense pain to do it a few more times in their life.
The same goes for women in childbirth.


Now, if women gained absolutely nothing from childbirth they would sure as hell not want to do it again.
The same goes for men being kicked in the balls.

Logic. Think about it.
#485 to #481 - greeenman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Yes, which is why I say it is worse for guys, we don't live in that universe.
We live in the women get children and men get pain universe.
Therefore, in my eyes, men have it worse off.

Also, I'm all down for debate but does thumbing me down really make any ******* difference whatsoever?

#494 to #485 - katiewoman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
So, you're basing your logic on all the aspects of each scenario, not just the pain which was the basis of the original content.

Excuse me for not understanding your statements.



And I didn't thumb down your comments. Jerk.
#502 to #494 - greeenman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Sorry, thought it was you, seemed like a good guess, whoody ******* do.

And what I am ******* saying is that the guys pain is worse because they don't even have a consolation after the fact.

A woman can look at her baby with happiness after birth but a man can only cup his balls and feel sick
#506 to #502 - katiewoman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Dude, I understand. I wasn't being sarcastic when I said Excuse me.

#507 to #506 - greeenman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Apologies, our conversation was still sour and in my mind you have been labeled with hate and I responded thusly
#511 to #507 - katiewoman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
No hard feelings.

I feel the same about you.
But it doesn't mean that I should be rude simply because I misunderstood the basis of your content.
Just because it's the internet doesn't mean we have to argue over everything

I misunderstood where you were coming from, and whilst I stand by my original statements, I see that we were in fact arguing over different things entirely.
#515 to #511 - greeenman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I am bitter and stubborn and refuse to be wrong.
I'm sure most arguments arise simply from different perspectives and comprehension of concepts.
Usually I try to be understanding but for some reason my tits were filled with rage.
Sorry bout that ಠ_ಠ
#517 to #515 - katiewoman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Mine too.

No worries hey bro, it is a sensitive topic.

#520 to #517 - greeenman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Lol, I see what you did there....
#521 to #520 - katiewoman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Pretty proud of that one.
#49 to #46 - anon
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(04/05/2012) [-]
You're not the real father. She cheated on you when you went on that oversee business meeting. Also Shane is the father
#560 to #46 - anon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
clearly you dont know anything since babies dont come out of a womans "peehole"
#103 to #46 - mielad
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(04/05/2012) [-]
FJ is already going down the drain. Join Reddit. Much more mature people.
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#434 to #103 - noly
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I spend most of my time on reddit. Sometimes I come on here and the people. Oh my god the ******* people on this site. I know I'm going to get down voted to hell for this but I would rather deal with 9gagers. At least they have minds of their own with varying opinions.
#266 to #46 - iSHITvsiPOD
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(04/06/2012) [-]
#287 to #46 - majorfaget
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Girls have a higher tolerance to pain
Girls have a higher tolerance to pain
#432 to #46 - noly
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(04/06/2012) [-]
come out of your peehole? looks like someone skipped human anatomy.
#224 to #46 - xelihope
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Technically, that's not our peehole the baby is coming out of. We have 3 holes.
#171 to #46 - redmorn
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(04/05/2012) [-]
Women are actually proven to be more resistent to pain
#328 to #171 - benvolio
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I don't know if women are more resistant to pain, but I know that given all of the hormonal cocktails they have giving birth, they could probably shrug off a bullet. Well, that's probably an exaggeration, but you know what I'm going for.
#84 to #46 - qtipthegreat
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(04/05/2012) [-]
Mah boi! This comment is what all true warriors strive for!
#566 - anon
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(04/11/2012) [-]
did you know the actually measurement unit is a Dol?
also, the max pain a human can take is 45 Dol and Childbirth is 57 (equivelent to fracturing 20 bones at once).
Nice try dude
#567 to #566 - sublimedafuq [OP]
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(04/12/2012) [-]
The max pain a human can take is 45 but child birth is 57? Genius.
#448 - kikichu
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Even if so, child birth lasts hours to days.   
its not like women all of a sudden feel the little booger kick and BOOM a baby jumps out her vagina.    
   
also... since when do we have 3200 bones...?
Even if so, child birth lasts hours to days.
its not like women all of a sudden feel the little booger kick and BOOM a baby jumps out her vagina.

also... since when do we have 3200 bones...?
#466 to #448 - junkboy
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(04/06/2012) [-]
OH WOW, SO SORRY I CAN'T OPT OUT THE PAIN WITH AN ANESTHETIC EVERY TIME I GET HIT IN THE BALLS.
#468 to #448 - anon
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(04/06/2012) [-]
He/she never implied we had 3200 bones.. the pain is similar to breaking 3200 bones..
#404 - thefunniestjunk
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(04/06/2012) [-]
It's over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!
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#355 - akkere
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(04/06/2012) [-]
"There is no measure of pain, faggot"
Wrong.
The "Del" unit is an actual unit of pain that's used in MRI Scans, supposedly developed by British scientists using magnetic resonance imaging, and other basis' such as increased blood flow (another thing caused by intensive pain)
http : //www . upi . com/Science_News/2009/06/07/Pain-levels-measured-in-brain-using-MRI/UPI-5572/
^ Source


...At least that's what google told me. Probably gonna have a medical expert prove me wrong in the next five minutes.
#361 to #355 - iamdrlol **User deleted account**
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#368 to #361 - akkere
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(04/06/2012) [-]
That's probably another factor that has to be accounted for in doing the pain measurement.

Then again you have to figure out how pain tolerance works, whether it's the signals will still go through and be picked up in the MRI, and the sensory just doesn't react, or the sensory decides how the signals appear.
#366 to #355 - Dubya
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I hate i'm just chilling in an MRI machine and someone kicks me in the balls. Ruins my day.
#371 to #366 - captainrattrap
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Or when I tunr into a girl and a child pops out of my vagina, but then an MRI???
#286 - Eddythebandkid
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Isn't the ladies having for some ... uh, what'stheword? ... chemicals? or something released in their brain section? for less pain feelings, during the squeezing out those little people?

when get kicked in the balls is usually doesn't see it coming. so not can have such hormones or things that increase the pain toleration.


knowwhatiamsaying?
#329 to #286 - msmousekat
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(04/06/2012) [-]
The actual birth of the baby isn't the painful part, it's the dilating. The birth hurts, just not as much.
And the painkillers typically don't do enough, and still end up being one of the most painful things some women will feel.
#299 to #286 - lolfire
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(04/06/2012) [-]
>Yes a woman's brain releases endorphin's during pregnancy which does help to dull pain, and usually they're receiving pain medication if they're in a hospital.

Men don't get any of that when we get kicked in the balls, but we do get a massive release of adrenaline which blocks the pain in the same way in how a soldier can get a leg blown off and crawl to the nearest shelter. The pain is massively intense and in fact it's a safety mechanism coded in your brain to protect your ability to produce offspring.
#262 - bladebites
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(04/06/2012) [-]
It hurts like burns from the fire of Hell itself, but c'mon, man.    
That whole top paragraph is so obviously *********** it isn't even remotely funny. T-T   
It screams "TYPING RANDOM LARGE NUMBERS TO MAKE IT SEEM PAINFUL HERPADERP!"
It hurts like burns from the fire of Hell itself, but c'mon, man.
That whole top paragraph is so obviously *********** it isn't even remotely funny. T-T
It screams "TYPING RANDOM LARGE NUMBERS TO MAKE IT SEEM PAINFUL HERPADERP!"
#259 - srapture
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Anyone else thinking that the entire idea of a pain measurement is **********? Surely it can only be qualitatively measured, e.g. "stepping on lego hurts more than being stabbed through the chest".
#241 - Krathalos
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Hasn't it already been proven that there is no digit for measuring pain?
#246 to #241 - lilnuggetbob
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(04/06/2012) [-]
there is.
#248 to #246 - Krathalos
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(04/06/2012) [-]
After reading the comments, I've read people saying there is and people saying there isn't. I'm unsure which to believe, and I don't care enough to research it.
#260 to #249 - anon
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(04/06/2012) [-]
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#255 to #249 - Krathalos
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(04/06/2012) [-]
A measurement isn't even mentioned on wikipedia
#313 to #255 - lempersy
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(04/06/2012) [-]
yea. Cause wikipedia has all the answers. am I right?
#458 to #313 - Krathalos
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I'm not the one who linked it
#256 to #255 - lilnuggetbob
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(04/06/2012) [-]
i assumed it would hhmmm i know there is one, but i dont think the one in the comic is the correct name
#264 to #241 - Umbranaught
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(04/06/2012) [-]
There is, but it is rarely used. OP spelled it wrong. It's a Dolor or Dol for short (latin for pain).
There are two scales I know of; The Schmidt Sting Pain Index and the Starr Sting Pain Scale.
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#69 - Megamaxmax
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(04/05/2012) [-]
"The dol (from the Latin word for pain, dolor) is a unit of measurement for pain.

James D. Hardy, Herbert G. Wolff, and Helen Goodell of Cornell University proposed the unit based on their studies of pain during the 1940s-1950s. They defined one dol to equal to "just noticeable differences" (jnd's) in pain. The unit never came into widespread use and other methods are now used to assess the level of pain experienced by patients."
#27 - abovelawl
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(04/05/2012) [-]
pain is different for everyone so this is ********, and I broke my arm and it hurt way more than getting hit in the balls
#26 - ilikeepicninjas
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(04/05/2012) [-]
You can never compare the measurement of these pains until we find someone who can experience both. You can't use two different people as people have different pain thresholds. Wwhat puts one person to tears could feel like next to nothing to someone else.
#21 - BerryLicious
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(04/05/2012) [-]
Utter ********.
#363 - jokesrfunny
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Reasons this is not true/obviously a trick:
Over 9000 you say...
You have have to break every bone in 12 infants or 15 adults to break 3200 bones.
The unit is actually 'dol'
The unit never went into circulation because it's arbitrary and immeasurable.

Anyone who understands the psychological basis of pain knows that it is a defense mechanism, it's first function is to protect the organism, protection of the sexual organs is important but still a secondary function. It is therefore illogical for the pain to be so much arbitrarily higher for a nut hit.




#347 - drdubstep
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(04/06/2012) [-]
even if getting kicked in the nuts was more painful giving birth to a child lasts hour while a kick in the nuts you forget about in an hour.
#339 - shumacher
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(04/06/2012) [-]
There is no measurement for pain. Conclusion, OP is a huge faggot.
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