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#419 - Crownowa
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Doesn't a kick to the balls last for a few seconds (the pain lasting a while longer) while contractions and birth usually lasts for hours and hours (I've heard it lasts longer with pain meds)?
#523 to #419 - onkii
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yes, on average, for a woman's first birth, contractions can last up to 20 hours. that is muscle spasms in your lower abdomen lasting up to 60 seconds, every 40 seconds. for twenty hours. then you have to push something the size of a football out something the size of a quarter. usually the cartilage between the vagina and the anus gets ripped, and has to be surgically corrected. yea, totally not as bad as being kicked in the balls.
#444 to #419 - MaidenMacabre **User deleted account**
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#470 to #419 - junkboy
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I can't afford a doctor to follow me around and put penicillin in my dick all day, I don't get why woman complain about child birth when they can choose not to feel the pain.
#474 to #470 - Crownowa
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but the pain meds don't stop all of the pain, and labour without the pain meds still lasts hours. Many woman can't choose to not have children either.
#479 to #474 - junkboy
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I'll correct you by saying that doctors can induce comas to alleviate woman who have trouble dealing with pain, as did my mother.
And a womans prime responsibility is to decide when they have children.
Also, a man cannot always choose when someone decides to hit them in the groin.
#534 to #479 - junkboy
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Ack, who keeps thumbing me down?
This is a reasonable debate, I'd never try and "rate" someones opinions

#486 to #479 - Crownowa
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So then its what I posted over 30 mins ago to Maiden, that the argument always goes back to women seem to want kids and accept the pain, while men just don't want to be kicked in the balls. I'm sure women who are raped/sexually assaulted, and women who cannot have abortions, or women who are refused medicine for whatever reason, would disagree >.>

Though this attitude of people hitting men in the nuts because we know it hurts them and we laugh at their pain is uncool.
#501 to #486 - junkboy
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Getting kicked in the testicles can ruin a man forever.
But turning this into a pissing contest on which sex has it worse isn't the correct way to debate this.
Its like comparing cats to dogs, sure dogs are loyal and cats make great company but there are key differences that make them difficult to compare.
#508 to #501 - Crownowa
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Giving birth can kill the woman and child. I wouldn't doubt someone kicking a guy in the nuts hard enough to leave permanent damage for the lulz though... I actually don't like arguing this because pain is relative and although sexism is wide-spread but more hidden, I don't understand why one sex has to have it better/worse than the other.
#522 to #508 - junkboy
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Agreed, I'd propose to make sweet love to you but I'm totally queer baby.
#527 to #522 - Crownowa
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(04/06/2012) [-]
No problem, just got a new boyfriend myself xP

He's studying, that's why I'm online >.>
#530 to #527 - junkboy
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I just moved to another state so I lost all my buddies, still have my puppy.
<3
#480 to #479 - junkboy
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(04/06/2012) [-]
*Women
#526 to #480 - Crownowa
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Hello there, fellow Grammar Nazi.
#529 to #479 - onkii
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yes, however, more than 50% of the women on the earth do not have access to this luxury. in some countries, doctors cut the cartilage between the anus and the vagina so birthing can be done quicker. women can and do bleed to death from this. this can also happen on its own when the birthing process is being done, epidural or not.
#532 to #529 - junkboy
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Haha, I watched a documentary in High school about that, very popular in places still thinking female circumcision is a good thing.
Sad for the women who don't have a choice but I'd like to remind you that almost NO man goes getting himself kicked in the nuts when NOTHING benefits from it.
Child birth = Child
Groin kick = Absolute pain.
#535 to #532 - onkii
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i agree. that's why women give birth, to have child. that's why we are all here, because of our mothers. it's a beautiful thing, seeing something be born. and, on average, women do have a higher threshold than men, but, however, men are better at hiding their emotions, causing them to look stoic when they are in complete pain. women, while not being in much pain, still will cry as if they are. get what i'm saian?
#538 to #535 - junkboy
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Average threshold is impossible, all people have different emotions.
I for one have a moderate tolerance to pain but I have a younger brother who stupidly pulls stunts to get attention and I have a sister who will bottle up her emotions until something sends her over the edge and she explodes into crying in the middle of something with almost no cause, might be because shes bipolar but I'm not a psychiatrist.
#539 to #538 - onkii
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i am also bipolar
#542 to #539 - junkboy
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They have fairly cheap medication that keeps you calm most of the time but my sister will refuse to take hers unless shes going somewhere important.
#544 to #542 - onkii
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i take a medication that can cause seizures if i do not take them.. so i pretty much have to take them. i am also on a severe suicide watch, but i do not think i am suicidal. however, my psychiatrist thinks otherwise. i am quite miserable half of the time, but i don't think suicidal is how i would describe it.
#551 to #544 - junkboy
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I was forced by a school I went to in the sixth grade to take Concerta, which was an anti ADD and ADHD drug, or else I would be failed a grade because my teacher though I couldn't focus in his class.
I was just bored so I would read a lot instead of listening to him lecture on about things I had already learned two grades before, thing is I was already getting very good grades without the drug.
Even when I was on my chill pills I felt distracted now that everything was so clear, it was like everything was in focus, my peripheral vision was clear and I every detail stood out. Not what I expected, But the pills were to expensive for my dad to pay for each month so when I was out of his classes I had to stop taking them.
Tl;dr I'm a lot like you, *Hugs*
#552 to #551 - onkii
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-hugs- ^^
even for a random e-hug, it made my evening
#426 to #419 - gmarrox
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(04/06/2012) [-]
The actual initial kick doesn't even hurt too bad. The real pain doesn't hit till 15-30 seconds later.

Trust me my ex gf hit me in the nads with a hammer.
#431 to #426 - Crownowa
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In the end doesn't the argument always turn to its worse for men because women (tend to) want to have children, while men don't want to be hit in the balls?

I suppose we could just stop having children. We are already dooming the planet (and ourselves). Or be able to make fully test tube babies quickly.
#46 - anon
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[1] Girls are also weaker and it's harder for them to deal with pain.

[2] Giving birth can last for days, but getting kicked in the nuts only lasts a couple hours if it's not too serious.

[3] More woman have died from childbirth than men have from getting kicked in the nuts.

[4] Funnyjunk has become more about proving women wrong than having any actual funny content.

[5] I recently became a father. I don't know about you, but after seeing childbirth, I'd rather be kicked in the nuts than have an entire human being come out of my peehole.
#443 to #46 - greeenman
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After a kick in the balls, no man says he would like it to happen again.
After childbirth, give them some time and she will want to again
#465 to #443 - katiewoman
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Of course she will want to again, becaues you get a child out of it! A few days of ******* intense pain are worth it to have your own child.

Do you think any woman in her right mind would want to go through childbirth for no ******* reason than to just experience the pain?

I can't believe the stupidity of your logic.
#471 to #465 - greeenman
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Yeah your logic is missing a bit too.
So a woman gets something good out of it.
Does the guy?
No just ******* pain
Sexist pig
#481 to #471 - katiewoman
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You've failed to see, and thus proven, my point.

I'm not sexist, I was actually explaining how men and women are more equal than your point stated.

Let's look at it this way.

If a guy got the most amazing gift ever by being kicked in the balls, I'm sure, they would consider it worth the immense pain to do it a few more times in their life.
The same goes for women in childbirth.


Now, if women gained absolutely nothing from childbirth they would sure as hell not want to do it again.
The same goes for men being kicked in the balls.

Logic. Think about it.
#485 to #481 - greeenman
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Yes, which is why I say it is worse for guys, we don't live in that universe.
We live in the women get children and men get pain universe.
Therefore, in my eyes, men have it worse off.

Also, I'm all down for debate but does thumbing me down really make any ******* difference whatsoever?

#494 to #485 - katiewoman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
So, you're basing your logic on all the aspects of each scenario, not just the pain which was the basis of the original content.

Excuse me for not understanding your statements.



And I didn't thumb down your comments. Jerk.
#502 to #494 - greeenman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Sorry, thought it was you, seemed like a good guess, whoody ******* do.

And what I am ******* saying is that the guys pain is worse because they don't even have a consolation after the fact.

A woman can look at her baby with happiness after birth but a man can only cup his balls and feel sick
#506 to #502 - katiewoman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Dude, I understand. I wasn't being sarcastic when I said Excuse me.

#507 to #506 - greeenman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Apologies, our conversation was still sour and in my mind you have been labeled with hate and I responded thusly
#511 to #507 - katiewoman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
No hard feelings.

I feel the same about you.
But it doesn't mean that I should be rude simply because I misunderstood the basis of your content.
Just because it's the internet doesn't mean we have to argue over everything

I misunderstood where you were coming from, and whilst I stand by my original statements, I see that we were in fact arguing over different things entirely.
#515 to #511 - greeenman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I am bitter and stubborn and refuse to be wrong.
I'm sure most arguments arise simply from different perspectives and comprehension of concepts.
Usually I try to be understanding but for some reason my tits were filled with rage.
Sorry bout that ಠ_ಠ
#517 to #515 - katiewoman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Mine too.

No worries hey bro, it is a sensitive topic.

#520 to #517 - greeenman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Lol, I see what you did there....
#521 to #520 - katiewoman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Pretty proud of that one.
#49 to #46 - anon
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(04/05/2012) [-]
You're not the real father. She cheated on you when you went on that oversee business meeting. Also Shane is the father
#560 to #46 - anon
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clearly you dont know anything since babies dont come out of a womans "peehole"
#103 to #46 - mielad
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(04/05/2012) [-]
FJ is already going down the drain. Join Reddit. Much more mature people.
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#434 to #103 - noly
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I spend most of my time on reddit. Sometimes I come on here and the people. Oh my god the ******* people on this site. I know I'm going to get down voted to hell for this but I would rather deal with 9gagers. At least they have minds of their own with varying opinions.
#266 to #46 - iSHITvsiPOD
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#287 to #46 - majorfaget
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Girls have a higher tolerance to pain
Girls have a higher tolerance to pain
#432 to #46 - noly
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(04/06/2012) [-]
come out of your peehole? looks like someone skipped human anatomy.
#224 to #46 - xelihope
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Technically, that's not our peehole the baby is coming out of. We have 3 holes.
#171 to #46 - redmorn
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(04/05/2012) [-]
Women are actually proven to be more resistent to pain
#328 to #171 - benvolio
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I don't know if women are more resistant to pain, but I know that given all of the hormonal cocktails they have giving birth, they could probably shrug off a bullet. Well, that's probably an exaggeration, but you know what I'm going for.
#84 to #46 - qtipthegreat
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(04/05/2012) [-]
Mah boi! This comment is what all true warriors strive for!
#6 - kraetyz
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(04/05/2012) [-]
Thumbed down, stop posting absolute ********.
#566 - anon
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(04/11/2012) [-]
did you know the actually measurement unit is a Dol?
also, the max pain a human can take is 45 Dol and Childbirth is 57 (equivelent to fracturing 20 bones at once).
Nice try dude
#567 to #566 - sublimedafuq [OP]
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The max pain a human can take is 45 but child birth is 57? Genius.
#448 - kikichu
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Even if so, child birth lasts hours to days.   
its not like women all of a sudden feel the little booger kick and BOOM a baby jumps out her vagina.    
   
also... since when do we have 3200 bones...?
Even if so, child birth lasts hours to days.
its not like women all of a sudden feel the little booger kick and BOOM a baby jumps out her vagina.

also... since when do we have 3200 bones...?
#466 to #448 - junkboy
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OH WOW, SO SORRY I CAN'T OPT OUT THE PAIN WITH AN ANESTHETIC EVERY TIME I GET HIT IN THE BALLS.
#468 to #448 - anon
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He/she never implied we had 3200 bones.. the pain is similar to breaking 3200 bones..
#404 - thefunniestjunk
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It's over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!
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#355 - akkere
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(04/06/2012) [-]
"There is no measure of pain, faggot"
Wrong.
The "Del" unit is an actual unit of pain that's used in MRI Scans, supposedly developed by British scientists using magnetic resonance imaging, and other basis' such as increased blood flow (another thing caused by intensive pain)
http : //www . upi . com/Science_News/2009/06/07/Pain-levels-measured-in-brain-using-MRI/UPI-5572/
^ Source


...At least that's what google told me. Probably gonna have a medical expert prove me wrong in the next five minutes.
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#368 to #361 - akkere
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That's probably another factor that has to be accounted for in doing the pain measurement.

Then again you have to figure out how pain tolerance works, whether it's the signals will still go through and be picked up in the MRI, and the sensory just doesn't react, or the sensory decides how the signals appear.
#366 to #355 - Dubya
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I hate i'm just chilling in an MRI machine and someone kicks me in the balls. Ruins my day.
#371 to #366 - captainrattrap ONLINE
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Or when I tunr into a girl and a child pops out of my vagina, but then an MRI???
#286 - Eddythebandkid
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Isn't the ladies having for some ... uh, what'stheword? ... chemicals? or something released in their brain section? for less pain feelings, during the squeezing out those little people?

when get kicked in the balls is usually doesn't see it coming. so not can have such hormones or things that increase the pain toleration.


knowwhatiamsaying?
#329 to #286 - msmousekat
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The actual birth of the baby isn't the painful part, it's the dilating. The birth hurts, just not as much.
And the painkillers typically don't do enough, and still end up being one of the most painful things some women will feel.
#299 to #286 - lolfire
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>Yes a woman's brain releases endorphin's during pregnancy which does help to dull pain, and usually they're receiving pain medication if they're in a hospital.

Men don't get any of that when we get kicked in the balls, but we do get a massive release of adrenaline which blocks the pain in the same way in how a soldier can get a leg blown off and crawl to the nearest shelter. The pain is massively intense and in fact it's a safety mechanism coded in your brain to protect your ability to produce offspring.
#262 - bladebites
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It hurts like burns from the fire of Hell itself, but c'mon, man.    
That whole top paragraph is so obviously *********** it isn't even remotely funny. T-T   
It screams &quot;TYPING RANDOM LARGE NUMBERS TO MAKE IT SEEM PAINFUL HERPADERP!&quot;
It hurts like burns from the fire of Hell itself, but c'mon, man.
That whole top paragraph is so obviously *********** it isn't even remotely funny. T-T
It screams "TYPING RANDOM LARGE NUMBERS TO MAKE IT SEEM PAINFUL HERPADERP!"
#259 - srapture
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Anyone else thinking that the entire idea of a pain measurement is **********? Surely it can only be qualitatively measured, e.g. "stepping on lego hurts more than being stabbed through the chest".
#241 - Krathalos
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Hasn't it already been proven that there is no digit for measuring pain?
#246 to #241 - lilnuggetbob
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there is.
#248 to #246 - Krathalos
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After reading the comments, I've read people saying there is and people saying there isn't. I'm unsure which to believe, and I don't care enough to research it.
#260 to #249 - anon
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#255 to #249 - Krathalos
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A measurement isn't even mentioned on wikipedia
#313 to #255 - lempersy
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yea. Cause wikipedia has all the answers. am I right?
#458 to #313 - Krathalos
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I'm not the one who linked it
#256 to #255 - lilnuggetbob
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i assumed it would hhmmm i know there is one, but i dont think the one in the comic is the correct name
#264 to #241 - Umbranaught
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There is, but it is rarely used. OP spelled it wrong. It's a Dolor or Dol for short (latin for pain).
There are two scales I know of; The Schmidt Sting Pain Index and the Starr Sting Pain Scale.
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#69 - Megamaxmax
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"The dol (from the Latin word for pain, dolor) is a unit of measurement for pain.

James D. Hardy, Herbert G. Wolff, and Helen Goodell of Cornell University proposed the unit based on their studies of pain during the 1940s-1950s. They defined one dol to equal to "just noticeable differences" (jnd's) in pain. The unit never came into widespread use and other methods are now used to assess the level of pain experienced by patients."
#27 - abovelawl
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pain is different for everyone so this is ********, and I broke my arm and it hurt way more than getting hit in the balls
#26 - ilikeepicninjas
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You can never compare the measurement of these pains until we find someone who can experience both. You can't use two different people as people have different pain thresholds. Wwhat puts one person to tears could feel like next to nothing to someone else.
#21 - BerryLicious
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(04/05/2012) [-]
Utter ********.
#408 - augustusxxiv
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The way I see it, women decide to give birth, sometimes multiple times. You don't see a guy going &quot;Gee, that ball kick really hurt, but I think you need another one, just to render me completely infertile.&quot;
The way I see it, women decide to give birth, sometimes multiple times. You don't see a guy going "Gee, that ball kick really hurt, but I think you need another one, just to render me completely infertile."
#73 - eruptinganus
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I've felt a the full brunt of a kick to the nutsack and i've broken my arm before and it hurt more when I broke my arm, so how the **** does a kick to the nuts hurt more than breaking 3200 bones.
#10 - pokemasterbaker
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How long does the pain last when you are kicked in the balls VS labor?
#22 to #10 - angelassassin
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Yes but at least girls get things to reduce the pain i just say they hurt equally because you
don't have to have kids where my friend could just come up and kick me in the balls
#81 to #10 - kellbells
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average labor is 12 hours