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User avatar #419 - Crownowa (04/06/2012) [+] (25 replies)
Doesn't a kick to the balls last for a few seconds (the pain lasting a while longer) while contractions and birth usually lasts for hours and hours (I've heard it lasts longer with pain meds)?
#426 to #419 - gmarrox (04/06/2012) [-]
The actual initial kick doesn't even hurt too bad. The real pain doesn't hit till 15-30 seconds later.

Trust me my ex gf hit me in the nads with a hammer.
User avatar #348 - fluffymcnutter (04/06/2012) [-]
from someone who's had countless nut shots from various ways, this is complete 100% bullshit

regardless of how painful it is, the pain subsides quickly. Now if you break 3200 bones, you're gonna need some fucking morphine asap. And as for child birth, you need to consider the months before the actual birth filled with nausea, weight gain, and not being able to sleep on your stomach. Yeah, I'll rather have the nut shots
#197 - Dubya (04/05/2012) [-]
MFW people in the comments either believe this, or think it's serious (depending on whether OP meant it as a joke or was actually retarded)
#186 - Helle (04/05/2012) [-]
please put some kind of proof... Stop come with this kinda shit without any kind of facts.
#178 - rikusorax (04/05/2012) [-]
There's no measurement for pain!
There's no measurement for pain!
#99 - patchei (04/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**patchei rolls 01** Wow seriously, I have fractured at least 20 bones and every single one hurt more that a kick in the nuts, I can guarantee that! This is a pile of horse shit, OP's a fag.
#566 - anonymous (04/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
did you know the actually measurement unit is a Dol?
also, the max pain a human can take is 45 Dol and Childbirth is 57 (equivelent to fracturing 20 bones at once).
Nice try dude
User avatar #567 to #566 - sublimedafuq (04/12/2012) [-]
The max pain a human can take is 45 but child birth is 57? Genius.
#448 - kikichu (04/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Even if so, child birth lasts hours to days.   
its not like women all of a sudden feel the little booger kick and BOOM a baby jumps out her vagina.    
   
also... since when do we have 3200 bones...?
Even if so, child birth lasts hours to days.
its not like women all of a sudden feel the little booger kick and BOOM a baby jumps out her vagina.

also... since when do we have 3200 bones...?
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User avatar #286 - Eddythebandkid (04/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Isn't the ladies having for some ... uh, what'stheword? ... chemicals? or something released in their brain section? for less pain feelings, during the squeezing out those little people?

when get kicked in the balls is usually doesn't see it coming. so not can have such hormones or things that increase the pain toleration.


knowwhatiamsaying?
User avatar #299 to #286 - lolfire (04/06/2012) [-]
>Yes a woman's brain releases endorphin's during pregnancy which does help to dull pain, and usually they're receiving pain medication if they're in a hospital.

Men don't get any of that when we get kicked in the balls, but we do get a massive release of adrenaline which blocks the pain in the same way in how a soldier can get a leg blown off and crawl to the nearest shelter. The pain is massively intense and in fact it's a safety mechanism coded in your brain to protect your ability to produce offspring.
#262 - bladebites (04/06/2012) [-]
It hurts like burns from the fire of Hell itself, but c'mon, man.    
That whole top paragraph is so obviously bullshitted it isn't even remotely funny. T-T   
It screams "TYPING RANDOM LARGE NUMBERS TO MAKE IT SEEM PAINFUL HERPADERP!"
It hurts like burns from the fire of Hell itself, but c'mon, man.
That whole top paragraph is so obviously bullshitted it isn't even remotely funny. T-T
It screams "TYPING RANDOM LARGE NUMBERS TO MAKE IT SEEM PAINFUL HERPADERP!"
User avatar #259 - srapture (04/06/2012) [-]
Anyone else thinking that the entire idea of a pain measurement is buuullshit? Surely it can only be qualitatively measured, e.g. "stepping on lego hurts more than being stabbed through the chest".
#241 - Krathalos (04/06/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Hasn't it already been proven that there is no digit for measuring pain?
#210 - anonymous (04/05/2012) [-]
i dont care if its a girl if she kicks me in the balls i will punch her in the face
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#72 - anonymous (04/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Bullshit rofl.

3200 bones hurts less than a kick to the balls? If my friend kicks me in the balls I fall over and laugh/sob, if my friend broke 3200 bones of mine ( the equivalent of completely destroying me 16 times), I'm sure I wouldn't be laughing too much
#69 - Megamaxmax (04/05/2012) [-]
"The dol (from the Latin word for pain, dolor) is a unit of measurement for pain.

James D. Hardy, Herbert G. Wolff, and Helen Goodell of Cornell University proposed the unit based on their studies of pain during the 1940s-1950s. They defined one dol to equal to "just noticeable differences" (jnd's) in pain. The unit never came into widespread use and other methods are now used to assess the level of pain experienced by patients."
User avatar #27 - abovelawl (04/05/2012) [-]
pain is different for everyone so this is bullshit, and I broke my arm and it hurt way more than getting hit in the balls
User avatar #26 - ilikeepicninjas (04/05/2012) [-]
You can never compare the measurement of these pains until we find someone who can experience both. You can't use two different people as people have different pain thresholds. Wwhat puts one person to tears could feel like next to nothing to someone else.
#21 - BerryLicious ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
Utter bullshit.
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