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#433 - westylegity (04/06/2012) [-]
The actual scientific equivalent of the pain of childbirth is to grab your nut within your ball sack and twist it. Not the sack as a whole but just the nut. After doing so you must do it 2 more times and you can't let go or loosen the previous twists.

You can feel the pain can't you?
User avatar #455 to #433 - hangingtree (04/06/2012) [-]
**** you now my balls hurt just thinking about that.
#405 - rosietheamazon (04/06/2012) [-]
i've queefed out another human being
it's honestly not that bad.
but that's just my experience.
#418 to #405 - John Cena (04/06/2012) [-]
Love the phrasing.
#428 to #418 - rosietheamazon (04/06/2012) [-]
funny thing is i was so 			******		 up on the medication they gave me i thought i could still walk after they gave me my epidural. almost fell out of bed. then when i had my kid, in between pushes, i was laughing at scrubs. then when they stitched me up i said, "holy 			****		 it looks like a crime scene down there."    
....but nobody laughed.
funny thing is i was so ****** up on the medication they gave me i thought i could still walk after they gave me my epidural. almost fell out of bed. then when i had my kid, in between pushes, i was laughing at scrubs. then when they stitched me up i said, "holy **** it looks like a crime scene down there."
....but nobody laughed.
User avatar #429 to #405 - Sexysammich (04/06/2012) [-]
******* Dave Grohl. **** yes.
User avatar #296 - fuzzyyeti **User deleted account** (04/06/2012) [-]
Most women ask for another baby. You never see a guy asking for another kick in the balls.



#344 to #296 - John Cena (04/06/2012) [-]
That's because their brain releases a ******* of oxytocin after giving birth. It helps with bonding and actually helps them forget some of the pains of labor. Otherwise no one in their right mind would have sex again after that.
User avatar #312 to #296 - floydrose (04/06/2012) [-]
well that's because a child is worth it.
We don't gain anything from getting our nuts flogged.lolol
#183 - yoyoyoko (04/05/2012) [-]
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#28 - bambambaby (04/05/2012) [-]
It's so stupid when people make comics about this crap.    
You will never be able to compare the pain, unless you were a hermaphrodite.
It's so stupid when people make comics about this crap.
You will never be able to compare the pain, unless you were a hermaphrodite.
User avatar #395 - MuffinMan (04/06/2012) [-]
So what you're saying is, its over nine thousand?
#349 - claytonpuetzer (04/06/2012) [-]
After doing research, i've found this is true, if your balls are completely exposed and are like literally stompped on as if they were laying on the ground and someone jumped on them. Getting "kicked" does not hurt nearly as bad as child birth. Sorry OP, you're a faggot,
User avatar #229 - beerbellycolly (04/06/2012) [-]
over the past few years my gf have punched, kicked & (my personal worst) flicked me in the balls and i have fallen over sometimes (even shed a tear or two) and she has laughed and laughed

now she is pregnant.............ohhh how i will enjoy it
#166 - jarudo (04/05/2012) [-]
Searched "kick in balls vs. child birth."  Clicked first link.  Some random guy posted this on a forum.  That was OC's source.  Think before you thumb funnyjunk.....
Searched "kick in balls vs. child birth." Clicked first link. Some random guy posted this on a forum. That was OC's source. Think before you thumb funnyjunk.....
User avatar #140 - hfholman (04/05/2012) [-]
Because everybody knows people can give birth to 160 children at the same time much less while breaking 3200 bones.

That's some real truth right there.
#42 - drtrousersnake (04/05/2012) [-]
getting kicked in the balls doesn't have **** on getting a single ball kicked
User avatar #411 - darealslim (04/06/2012) [-]
Actually there is no way to measure pain its different for everyone this is quite an old repost that was also formed on mis-information but you did cut alot of the crap out of the original
#178 - rikusorax (04/05/2012) [-]
There's no measurement for pain!
There's no measurement for pain!
#99 - patchei (04/05/2012) [-]
**patchei rolls 01** Wow seriously, I have fractured at least 20 bones and every single one hurt more that a kick in the nuts, I can guarantee that! This is a pile of horse **** , OP's a fag.
#118 to #99 - adolfoliverbush (04/05/2012) [-]
i have broken a few bones, including the joint in my left ankle, and i can assure you, i would break it 20 times before id get kicked in the nuts
i have broken a few bones, including the joint in my left ankle, and i can assure you, i would break it 20 times before id get kicked in the nuts
#117 to #99 - hiddenninjaoh (04/05/2012) [-]
Come here Ima kick you in the balls
#47 - thegamegestapo ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
Over 9000?
#6 - kraetyz (04/05/2012) [-]
Thumbed down, stop posting absolute ******** .
User avatar #419 - Crownowa (04/06/2012) [-]
Doesn't a kick to the balls last for a few seconds (the pain lasting a while longer) while contractions and birth usually lasts for hours and hours (I've heard it lasts longer with pain meds)?
User avatar #523 to #419 - onkii (04/06/2012) [-]
yes, on average, for a woman's first birth, contractions can last up to 20 hours. that is muscle spasms in your lower abdomen lasting up to 60 seconds, every 40 seconds. for twenty hours. then you have to push something the size of a football out something the size of a quarter. usually the cartilage between the vagina and the anus gets ripped, and has to be surgically corrected. yea, totally not as bad as being kicked in the balls.
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User avatar #470 to #419 - junkboy (04/06/2012) [-]
I can't afford a doctor to follow me around and put penicillin in my dick all day, I don't get why woman complain about child birth when they can choose not to feel the pain.
User avatar #474 to #470 - Crownowa (04/06/2012) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the pain meds don't stop all of the pain, and labour without the pain meds still lasts hours. Many woman can't choose to not have children either.
User avatar #479 to #474 - junkboy (04/06/2012) [-]
I'll correct you by saying that doctors can induce comas to alleviate woman who have trouble dealing with pain, as did my mother.
And a womans prime responsibility is to decide when they have children.
Also, a man cannot always choose when someone decides to hit them in the groin.
User avatar #534 to #479 - junkboy (04/06/2012) [-]
Ack, who keeps thumbing me down?
This is a reasonable debate, I'd never try and "rate" someones opinions

User avatar #486 to #479 - Crownowa (04/06/2012) [-]
So then its what I posted over 30 mins ago to Maiden, that the argument always goes back to women seem to want kids and accept the pain, while men just don't want to be kicked in the balls. I'm sure women who are raped/sexually assaulted, and women who cannot have abortions, or women who are refused medicine for whatever reason, would disagree >.>

Though this attitude of people hitting men in the nuts because we know it hurts them and we laugh at their pain is uncool.
User avatar #501 to #486 - junkboy (04/06/2012) [-]
Getting kicked in the testicles can ruin a man forever.
But turning this into a pissing contest on which sex has it worse isn't the correct way to debate this.
Its like comparing cats to dogs, sure dogs are loyal and cats make great company but there are key differences that make them difficult to compare.
User avatar #508 to #501 - Crownowa (04/06/2012) [-]
Giving birth can kill the woman and child. I wouldn't doubt someone kicking a guy in the nuts hard enough to leave permanent damage for the lulz though... I actually don't like arguing this because pain is relative and although sexism is wide-spread but more hidden, I don't understand why one sex has to have it better/worse than the other.
User avatar #522 to #508 - junkboy (04/06/2012) [-]
Agreed, I'd propose to make sweet love to you but I'm totally queer baby.
User avatar #527 to #522 - Crownowa (04/06/2012) [-]
No problem, just got a new boyfriend myself xP

He's studying, that's why I'm online >.>
User avatar #530 to #527 - junkboy (04/06/2012) [-]
I just moved to another state so I lost all my buddies, still have my puppy.
<3
User avatar #480 to #479 - junkboy (04/06/2012) [-]
*Women
User avatar #526 to #480 - Crownowa (04/06/2012) [-]
Hello there, fellow Grammar Nazi.
User avatar #529 to #479 - onkii (04/06/2012) [-]
yes, however, more than 50% of the women on the earth do not have access to this luxury. in some countries, doctors cut the cartilage between the anus and the vagina so birthing can be done quicker. women can and do bleed to death from this. this can also happen on its own when the birthing process is being done, epidural or not.
User avatar #532 to #529 - junkboy (04/06/2012) [-]
Haha, I watched a documentary in High school about that, very popular in places still thinking female circumcision is a good thing.
Sad for the women who don't have a choice but I'd like to remind you that almost NO man goes getting himself kicked in the nuts when NOTHING benefits from it.
Child birth = Child
Groin kick = Absolute pain.
User avatar #535 to #532 - onkii (04/06/2012) [-]
i agree. that's why women give birth, to have child. that's why we are all here, because of our mothers. it's a beautiful thing, seeing something be born. and, on average, women do have a higher threshold than men, but, however, men are better at hiding their emotions, causing them to look stoic when they are in complete pain. women, while not being in much pain, still will cry as if they are. get what i'm saian?
User avatar #538 to #535 - junkboy (04/06/2012) [-]
Average threshold is impossible, all people have different emotions.
I for one have a moderate tolerance to pain but I have a younger brother who stupidly pulls stunts to get attention and I have a sister who will bottle up her emotions until something sends her over the edge and she explodes into crying in the middle of something with almost no cause, might be because shes bipolar but I'm not a psychiatrist.
User avatar #539 to #538 - onkii (04/06/2012) [-]
i am also bipolar
User avatar #542 to #539 - junkboy (04/06/2012) [-]
They have fairly cheap medication that keeps you calm most of the time but my sister will refuse to take hers unless shes going somewhere important.
User avatar #544 to #542 - onkii (04/06/2012) [-]
i take a medication that can cause seizures if i do not take them.. so i pretty much have to take them. i am also on a severe suicide watch, but i do not think i am suicidal. however, my psychiatrist thinks otherwise. i am quite miserable half of the time, but i don't think suicidal is how i would describe it.
User avatar #551 to #544 - junkboy (04/06/2012) [-]
I was forced by a school I went to in the sixth grade to take Concerta, which was an anti ADD and ADHD drug, or else I would be failed a grade because my teacher though I couldn't focus in his class.
I was just bored so I would read a lot instead of listening to him lecture on about things I had already learned two grades before, thing is I was already getting very good grades without the drug.
Even when I was on my chill pills I felt distracted now that everything was so clear, it was like everything was in focus, my peripheral vision was clear and I every detail stood out. Not what I expected, But the pills were to expensive for my dad to pay for each month so when I was out of his classes I had to stop taking them.
Tl;dr I'm a lot like you, *Hugs*
User avatar #552 to #551 - onkii (04/06/2012) [-]
-hugs- ^^
even for a random e-hug, it made my evening
#426 to #419 - gmarrox (04/06/2012) [-]
The actual initial kick doesn't even hurt too bad. The real pain doesn't hit till 15-30 seconds later.

Trust me my ex gf hit me in the nads with a hammer.
User avatar #431 to #426 - Crownowa (04/06/2012) [-]
In the end doesn't the argument always turn to its worse for men because women (tend to) want to have children, while men don't want to be hit in the balls?

I suppose we could just stop having children. We are already dooming the planet (and ourselves). Or be able to make fully test tube babies quickly.
#185 - John Cena (04/05/2012) [-]
They forgot the part where guys only feel that for a second, and women spend hours giving birth.
User avatar #191 to #185 - cygnuswithasmile (04/05/2012) [-]
You're forgetting the part where guys never ask for it to happen, pray it never happens and generally avoid it. Where as after women have a kid, after a few months they start to think it'll be a good idea to have another.
User avatar #244 to #185 - xxiixx ONLINE (04/06/2012) [-]
The feeling lingers for awhile. I've felt it an hour after I got hit.
#187 to #185 - snowmanxl (04/05/2012) [-]
if we wanted your opinion we would have you put it on our sandwich in mustard that way it would eventually become crap, because that is what your opinion is... crap
if we wanted your opinion we would have you put it on our sandwich in mustard that way it would eventually become crap, because that is what your opinion is... crap
#46 - John Cena (04/05/2012) [-]
[1] Girls are also weaker and it's harder for them to deal with pain.

[2] Giving birth can last for days, but getting kicked in the nuts only lasts a couple hours if it's not too serious.

[3] More woman have died from childbirth than men have from getting kicked in the nuts.

[4] Funnyjunk has become more about proving women wrong than having any actual funny content.

[5] I recently became a father. I don't know about you, but after seeing childbirth, I'd rather be kicked in the nuts than have an entire human being come out of my peehole.
#443 to #46 - greeenman (04/06/2012) [-]
After a kick in the balls, no man says he would like it to happen again.
After childbirth, give them some time and she will want to again
#465 to #443 - katiewoman (04/06/2012) [-]
Of course she will want to again, becaues you get a child out of it! A few days of ******* intense pain are worth it to have your own child.

Do you think any woman in her right mind would want to go through childbirth for no ******* reason than to just experience the pain?

I can't believe the stupidity of your logic.
#471 to #465 - greeenman (04/06/2012) [-]
Yeah your logic is missing a bit too.
So a woman gets something good out of it.
Does the guy?
No just ******* pain
Sexist pig
User avatar #481 to #471 - katiewoman (04/06/2012) [-]
You've failed to see, and thus proven, my point.

I'm not sexist, I was actually explaining how men and women are more equal than your point stated.

Let's look at it this way.

If a guy got the most amazing gift ever by being kicked in the balls, I'm sure, they would consider it worth the immense pain to do it a few more times in their life.
The same goes for women in childbirth.


Now, if women gained absolutely nothing from childbirth they would sure as hell not want to do it again.
The same goes for men being kicked in the balls.

Logic. Think about it.
#485 to #481 - greeenman (04/06/2012) [-]
Yes, which is why I say it is worse for guys, we don't live in that universe.
We live in the women get children and men get pain universe.
Therefore, in my eyes, men have it worse off.

Also, I'm all down for debate but does thumbing me down really make any ******* difference whatsoever?

User avatar #494 to #485 - katiewoman (04/06/2012) [-]
So, you're basing your logic on all the aspects of each scenario, not just the pain which was the basis of the original content.

Excuse me for not understanding your statements.



And I didn't thumb down your comments. Jerk.
#502 to #494 - greeenman (04/06/2012) [-]
Sorry, thought it was you, seemed like a good guess, whoody ******* do.

And what I am ******* saying is that the guys pain is worse because they don't even have a consolation after the fact.

A woman can look at her baby with happiness after birth but a man can only cup his balls and feel sick
User avatar #506 to #502 - katiewoman (04/06/2012) [-]
Dude, I understand. I wasn't being sarcastic when I said Excuse me.

#507 to #506 - greeenman (04/06/2012) [-]
Apologies, our conversation was still sour and in my mind you have been labeled with hate and I responded thusly
User avatar #511 to #507 - katiewoman (04/06/2012) [-]
No hard feelings.

I feel the same about you.
But it doesn't mean that I should be rude simply because I misunderstood the basis of your content.
Just because it's the internet doesn't mean we have to argue over everything

I misunderstood where you were coming from, and whilst I stand by my original statements, I see that we were in fact arguing over different things entirely.
#515 to #511 - greeenman (04/06/2012) [-]
I am bitter and stubborn and refuse to be wrong.
I'm sure most arguments arise simply from different perspectives and comprehension of concepts.
Usually I try to be understanding but for some reason my tits were filled with rage.
Sorry bout that ಠ_ಠ
User avatar #517 to #515 - katiewoman (04/06/2012) [-]
Mine too.

No worries hey bro, it is a sensitive topic.

#520 to #517 - greeenman (04/06/2012) [-]
Lol, I see what you did there....
User avatar #521 to #520 - katiewoman (04/06/2012) [-]
Pretty proud of that one.
#49 to #46 - John Cena (04/05/2012) [-]
You're not the real father. She cheated on you when you went on that oversee business meeting. Also Shane is the father
#560 to #46 - John Cena (07/08/2013) [-]
clearly you dont know anything since babies dont come out of a womans "peehole"
#103 to #46 - mielad (04/05/2012) [-]
FJ is already going down the drain. Join Reddit. Much more mature people.
+5
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User avatar #434 to #103 - noly (04/06/2012) [-]
I spend most of my time on reddit. Sometimes I come on here and the people. Oh my god the ******* people on this site. I know I'm going to get down voted to hell for this but I would rather deal with 9gagers. At least they have minds of their own with varying opinions.
#287 to #46 - majorfaget (04/06/2012) [-]
Girls have a higher tolerance to pain
Girls have a higher tolerance to pain
User avatar #432 to #46 - noly (04/06/2012) [-]
come out of your peehole? looks like someone skipped human anatomy.
#224 to #46 - xelihope (04/06/2012) [-]
Technically, that's not our peehole the baby is coming out of. We have 3 holes.
User avatar #171 to #46 - redmorn (04/05/2012) [-]
Women are actually proven to be more resistent to pain
User avatar #328 to #171 - benvolio (04/06/2012) [-]
I don't know if women are more resistant to pain, but I know that given all of the hormonal cocktails they have giving birth, they could probably shrug off a bullet. Well, that's probably an exaggeration, but you know what I'm going for.
User avatar #84 to #46 - qtipthegreat (04/05/2012) [-]
Mah boi! This comment is what all true warriors strive for!
User avatar #113 - lankanboy (04/05/2012) [-]
If giving birth hurts so much, why do girls say lets make another...

You don't hear guys going "Dude, kick me in the nuts again!"
User avatar #116 to #113 - ninjatunarocks (04/05/2012) [-]
Because girls get something out of it- a child. Boys get pain. Your argument is invalid.
User avatar #122 to #116 - rockntroll (04/05/2012) [-]
Depends, if you kick hard enough millions of potential children will come out.
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