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#405 - rosietheamazon (04/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
i've queefed out another human being
it's honestly not that bad.
but that's just my experience.
User avatar #296 - fuzzyyeti **User deleted account** (04/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Most women ask for another baby. You never see a guy asking for another kick in the balls.



#183 - yoyoyoko (04/05/2012) [-]
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#127 - obnoxygen (04/05/2012) [-]
Getting kicked in the balls hurts like **** .
Giving birth hurts like **** .
They both put humans in severe pain.
SHUT THE **** UP.
User avatar #101 - ericforeman (04/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This is so retarded.... There is no standard unit for pain
User avatar #395 - MuffinMan (04/06/2012) [-]
So what you're saying is, its over nine thousand?
#349 - claytonpuetzer (04/06/2012) [-]
After doing research, i've found this is true, if your balls are completely exposed and are like literally stompped on as if they were laying on the ground and someone jumped on them. Getting "kicked" does not hurt nearly as bad as child birth. Sorry OP, you're a faggot,
User avatar #229 - beerbellycolly (04/06/2012) [-]
over the past few years my gf have punched, kicked & (my personal worst) flicked me in the balls and i have fallen over sometimes (even shed a tear or two) and she has laughed and laughed

now she is pregnant.............ohhh how i will enjoy it
#166 - jarudo (04/05/2012) [-]
Searched "kick in balls vs. child birth."  Clicked first link.  Some random guy posted this on a forum.  That was OC's source.  Think before you thumb funnyjunk.....
Searched "kick in balls vs. child birth." Clicked first link. Some random guy posted this on a forum. That was OC's source. Think before you thumb funnyjunk.....
User avatar #140 - hfholman (04/05/2012) [-]
Because everybody knows people can give birth to 160 children at the same time much less while breaking 3200 bones.

That's some real truth right there.
User avatar #113 - lankanboy (04/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
If giving birth hurts so much, why do girls say lets make another...

You don't hear guys going "Dude, kick me in the nuts again!"
User avatar #116 to #113 - ninjatunarocks (04/05/2012) [-]
Because girls get something out of it- a child. Boys get pain. Your argument is invalid.
#42 - drtrousersnake (04/05/2012) [-]
getting kicked in the balls doesn't have **** on getting a single ball kicked
User avatar #411 - darealslim (04/06/2012) [-]
Actually there is no way to measure pain its different for everyone this is quite an old repost that was also formed on mis-information but you did cut alot of the crap out of the original
User avatar #348 - fluffymcnutter (04/06/2012) [-]
from someone who's had countless nut shots from various ways, this is complete 100% ********

regardless of how painful it is, the pain subsides quickly. Now if you break 3200 bones, you're gonna need some ******* morphine asap. And as for child birth, you need to consider the months before the actual birth filled with nausea, weight gain, and not being able to sleep on your stomach. Yeah, I'll rather have the nut shots
#197 - Dubya (04/05/2012) [-]
MFW people in the comments either believe this, or think it's serious (depending on whether OP meant it as a joke or was actually retarded)
#185 - Womens Study Major (04/05/2012) [+] (4 replies)
They forgot the part where guys only feel that for a second, and women spend hours giving birth.
#187 to #185 - snowmanxl (04/05/2012) [-]
if we wanted your opinion we would have you put it on our sandwich in mustard that way it would eventually become crap, because that is what your opinion is... crap
if we wanted your opinion we would have you put it on our sandwich in mustard that way it would eventually become crap, because that is what your opinion is... crap
#99 - patchei (04/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**patchei rolls 01** Wow seriously, I have fractured at least 20 bones and every single one hurt more that a kick in the nuts, I can guarantee that! This is a pile of horse **** , OP's a fag.
#47 - thegamegestapo (04/05/2012) [-]
Over 9000?
#46 - Womens Study Major (04/05/2012) [+] (26 replies)
[1] Girls are also weaker and it's harder for them to deal with pain.

[2] Giving birth can last for days, but getting kicked in the nuts only lasts a couple hours if it's not too serious.

[3] More woman have died from childbirth than men have from getting kicked in the nuts.

[4] Funnyjunk has become more about proving women wrong than having any actual funny content.

[5] I recently became a father. I don't know about you, but after seeing childbirth, I'd rather be kicked in the nuts than have an entire human being come out of my peehole.
User avatar #84 to #46 - qtipthegreat ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
Mah boi! This comment is what all true warriors strive for!
#6 - kraetyz (04/05/2012) [-]
Thumbed down, stop posting absolute ******** .
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