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#388 - lifeisahighway
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(04/06/2012) [-]
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#353 - Dubya
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MFW people think this is serious
#279 - claymoar
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There's no such thing as a unit of measurement for pain...   
   
Everyone had different pain tolerance levels, so even if a unit of measurement for pain existed, it would be useless.
There's no such thing as a unit of measurement for pain...

Everyone had different pain tolerance levels, so even if a unit of measurement for pain existed, it would be useless.
#293 to #279 - anon
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There could be a unit for pain and then quantify pain tolerance as well...
#295 to #293 - lolwatthe
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*forgot to log in* also you could plot it multiple charts for different levels of tolerance after quantifying pain tolerance.
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#3 - aldheim
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You realise that's a made up measurement, right?
It was only ever used as the extension of the joking about "But you never see a guy get kicked in the nuts and saying he wants to do again a year later."

Who's stupid enough to believe that's true?
#325 - auesis
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I've snapped my arm pretty badly and been kicked in the balls a few times. Believe me, a broken bone is a LOT worse than a hit to the balls. More immediate pain, but it wears off in a short space of time. If you can't get your snapped bone tended to for a while (waiting in the doctor's etc.), then you'll be in absolute agony for much, much longer.
#309 - meanmamajama
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Thumb me down if you must! I just had to!
#275 - usernameistaken
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Eh, there doesn't currently exist any scale of which to meassure pain..   
   
People need to stop with these ******** pictures and do some research first.
Eh, there doesn't currently exist any scale of which to meassure pain..

People need to stop with these ******** pictures and do some research first.
#310 to #275 - lempersy
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A unit for pain does exist. Its called Del and measured by MRI scan.
#218 - mtandy
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Just two random facts (or at lest I think they are) that I recall.
1) Men have a higher pain threshold (on average) than women, apart from 1 time, childbirth.
2) If the hormones in a woman's body during childbirth were to be transferred to a man's, he would die.
No good image, so here are some waffles.
#239 to #218 - anon
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I'm fairly certain that hormones would not kill someone. If they were present in that amount, they'd probably kill a non-pregnant woman as well.
#173 - conordalymcr
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Pain has no unit of measurement.
#206 to #199 - conordalymcr
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Well shove a pencil up my ass and call me sally.
#209 to #199 - anon
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(04/05/2012) [-]
wikipedia as a source? yea anybody can type in anything on that site. Never trust it.
#95 - DJKitty
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(04/05/2012) [-]
Oh, you know so much about pain?


Tell me more about how pain can be measured.
#461 - marionettis
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MFW people in comments believe OP can measure pain.
MFW people in comments believe OP can measure pain.
#512 to #461 - onkii
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that picture makes me laugh every time
#518 to #512 - marionettis
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Same.
#519 to #518 - onkii
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here's a funny gif for you
here's a funny gif for you
#524 to #519 - marionettis
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Comment Picture

#525 to #524 - onkii
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mfw
#389 - akimbobears
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I am a guy and even I don't believe this.
#227 - yologdog
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I knelt down on legos for three hours. Then accedently stepped on one.

You don't know pain until you've done this...
#204 - sauceome
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getting kicked in the balls hurts the same as any other part of the body, but its the aftermath that kills us
#212 to #204 - anon
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And the stretching of a women's vagina as well as their pelvic bone. Sometimes if the vagina is split too wide the woman would need stitches but all situations are different.
#267 to #212 - anon
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they slice it open before it can split
#162 - Hyoukin
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Pain is a subjective experience. Not everyone experiences they same amount of pain in every situation. Ever had to tell a doctor how bad your pain is on a scale from 1-10? They have to do that in an attempt to level the playing field and understand how bad your pain is according to you...

TL;DR: You have to be a ******* retard to think there's a "pain unit" scale of measurement.
#174 to #162 - anon
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there is a scale to measure pain, in fact theres a ton of them

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pain isnt subjective, there are just so many small variables its hard to measure, but its still possible
#201 to #162 - anon
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Go light yourself on fire and shut the **** up. Might not hurt after all, being as subjective as it is.

They have that scale and ask people because people are ******* retarded. The terms used vary from people to people, not the subjectivity of pain. Some stupid bitch might say when she fell it hurt like a 7, while a 7 for me is closer to, "Shut the **** up and give me some morphine pronto." It doesn't mean that she's as in as much pain as I am because we both said 7.
#115 - ninjatunarocks
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You can't ******* measure pain, stop being retarded. And this again? For **** sake, this isn't even funny.
You can't ******* measure pain, stop being retarded. And this again? For **** sake, this isn't even funny.
#121 to #115 - angreif
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The dol (from the Latin word for pain, dolor) is a unit of measurement for pain.
James D. Hardy, Herbert G. Wolff, and Helen Goodell of Cornell University proposed the unit based on their studies of pain during the 1940s-1950s. They defined one dol to equal to "just noticeable differences" (jnd's) in pain. The unit never came into widespread use and other methods are now used to assess the level of pain experienced by patients.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_units_of_measurement#Pain
#129 to #121 - chaosacaza **User deleted account**
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Widely discredited and not used anymore.
#130 to #129 - angreif
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the point however, is that it exists, and is measurable
#133 to #130 - chaosacaza **User deleted account**
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An unusual unit of measurement (dol) is a unit of measurement that does not form part of a coherent system of measurement; especially in that its exact quantity may not be well known or that it may be an inconvenient multiple or fraction of base units in such systems. Unusual units of measure are sometimes used by scientists, especially physicists and mathematicians, and other technicians, engineers and computer programmers, either humorously or for real convenience when dealing with objects in the real world whose quantities in more conventional units may be awkward to use. Its not a measurement for pain if you want to be technical it was an assumption of pain level using the dolorimeter which is an instrument used to measure pain threshold and pain tolerance.
#137 to #133 - angreif
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i still love you
#433 - westylegity
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The actual scientific equivalent of the pain of childbirth is to grab your nut within your ball sack and twist it. Not the sack as a whole but just the nut. After doing so you must do it 2 more times and you can't let go or loosen the previous twists.

You can feel the pain can't you?
#455 to #433 - hangingtree
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**** you now my balls hurt just thinking about that.
#405 - rosietheamazon
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i've queefed out another human being
it's honestly not that bad.
but that's just my experience.
#418 to #405 - anon
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Love the phrasing.
#428 to #418 - rosietheamazon
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funny thing is i was so ****** up on the medication they gave me i thought i could still walk after they gave me my epidural. almost fell out of bed. then when i had my kid, in between pushes, i was laughing at scrubs. then when they stitched me up i said, &quot;holy **** it looks like a crime scene down there.&quot;    
....but nobody laughed.
funny thing is i was so ****** up on the medication they gave me i thought i could still walk after they gave me my epidural. almost fell out of bed. then when i had my kid, in between pushes, i was laughing at scrubs. then when they stitched me up i said, "holy **** it looks like a crime scene down there."
....but nobody laughed.
#429 to #405 - Sexysammich
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******* Dave Grohl. **** yes.
#127 - obnoxygen
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Getting kicked in the balls hurts like ****.
Giving birth hurts like ****.
They both put humans in severe pain.
SHUT THE **** UP.
#101 - ericforeman
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(04/05/2012) [-]
This is so retarded.... There is no standard unit for pain
#104 to #101 - trollinggenius
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