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#303 - mrfourtysevenman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
a kick in the bals can;
lower your breath
make you vomit (if hit hard enough)
rais pitch in voice
make you cough
make you grab your crotch and say MY ******* BALLS DUDE
render you temporarily infertile
#359 to #303 - crazytwists
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I heard it can kill a man as well.
#558 to #359 - mrfourtysevenman
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(04/06/2012) [-]
and cause you to lose your primary language!
#307 to #303 - thatnerdyguy
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(04/06/2012) [-]
* Permanently.
#300 - honeybiscuit
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Some girl was trying to explain to me how much child birth hurt. She said breaking her nose was actually far more painful.
#319 to #300 - jtwagner
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(04/06/2012) [-]
My mom said it's a "Mind over matter" thing, and she went through it without anything except a local anesthetic. But then again, when I got my last shot and it felt like I got charlie-horsed in the arm, she called me a "Bitch" for saying it hurt.
#297 - FortyTwoFortyTwo
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(04/06/2012) [-]
But that statistic is completely made up, and there is no unit for pain...
#296 - fuzzyyeti **User deleted account**
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Most women ask for another baby. You never see a guy asking for another kick in the balls.



#344 to #296 - anon
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(04/06/2012) [-]
That's because their brain releases a ******* of oxytocin after giving birth. It helps with bonding and actually helps them forget some of the pains of labor. Otherwise no one in their right mind would have sex again after that.
#312 to #296 - floydrose
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(04/06/2012) [-]
well that's because a child is worth it.
We don't gain anything from getting our nuts flogged.lolol
#290 - CROOKEDpreacher
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(04/06/2012) [-]
ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!
#286 - Eddythebandkid
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Isn't the ladies having for some ... uh, what'stheword? ... chemicals? or something released in their brain section? for less pain feelings, during the squeezing out those little people?

when get kicked in the balls is usually doesn't see it coming. so not can have such hormones or things that increase the pain toleration.


knowwhatiamsaying?
#329 to #286 - msmousekat
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(04/06/2012) [-]
The actual birth of the baby isn't the painful part, it's the dilating. The birth hurts, just not as much.
And the painkillers typically don't do enough, and still end up being one of the most painful things some women will feel.
#299 to #286 - lolfire
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(04/06/2012) [-]
>Yes a woman's brain releases endorphin's during pregnancy which does help to dull pain, and usually they're receiving pain medication if they're in a hospital.

Men don't get any of that when we get kicked in the balls, but we do get a massive release of adrenaline which blocks the pain in the same way in how a soldier can get a leg blown off and crawl to the nearest shelter. The pain is massively intense and in fact it's a safety mechanism coded in your brain to protect your ability to produce offspring.
#284 - elitegopher
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(04/06/2012) [-]
**elitegopher rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at Lyra **
<---MFW I get kicked in the nuts
#281 - citrusdrop
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#279 - claymoar
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There's no such thing as a unit of measurement for pain...   
   
Everyone had different pain tolerance levels, so even if a unit of measurement for pain existed, it would be useless.
There's no such thing as a unit of measurement for pain...

Everyone had different pain tolerance levels, so even if a unit of measurement for pain existed, it would be useless.
#293 to #279 - anon
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(04/06/2012) [-]
There could be a unit for pain and then quantify pain tolerance as well...
#295 to #293 - lolwatthe
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(04/06/2012) [-]
*forgot to log in* also you could plot it multiple charts for different levels of tolerance after quantifying pain tolerance.
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#278 - whatrealworld
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(04/06/2012) [-]
according to men, is it?
#275 - usernameistaken
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Eh, there doesn't currently exist any scale of which to meassure pain..   
   
People need to stop with these ******** pictures and do some research first.
Eh, there doesn't currently exist any scale of which to meassure pain..

People need to stop with these ******** pictures and do some research first.
#310 to #275 - lempersy
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(04/06/2012) [-]
A unit for pain does exist. Its called Del and measured by MRI scan.
#274 - Automated
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(04/06/2012) [-]
This annoys me.
They both hurt, we get it.
#280 to #274 - Eddythebandkid
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I'd hope they both hurt. if only one hurts then there is something wrong with you.
oh wait he isn't just talking about balls
#272 - jakols
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(04/06/2012) [-]
it hurts OK? no need to **** it up with maths and what not *scratching balls*
#262 - bladebites
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(04/06/2012) [-]
It hurts like burns from the fire of Hell itself, but c'mon, man.    
That whole top paragraph is so obviously *********** it isn't even remotely funny. T-T   
It screams &quot;TYPING RANDOM LARGE NUMBERS TO MAKE IT SEEM PAINFUL HERPADERP!&quot;
It hurts like burns from the fire of Hell itself, but c'mon, man.
That whole top paragraph is so obviously *********** it isn't even remotely funny. T-T
It screams "TYPING RANDOM LARGE NUMBERS TO MAKE IT SEEM PAINFUL HERPADERP!"
#261 - recoveryseven **User deleted account**
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#285 to #261 - fillerboyyyy
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(04/06/2012) [-]
i thought of saying this and was so happy, then i figured people had already said it.... i was right.
#259 - srapture
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Anyone else thinking that the entire idea of a pain measurement is **********? Surely it can only be qualitatively measured, e.g. "stepping on lego hurts more than being stabbed through the chest".
#257 - rickrickrick
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#253 - anon
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(04/06/2012) [-]
by the way it hurts just as much to kick someone in the vag, try it to someone you know or if you are a girl (none on internet disregard that) have a friend kick or hit you yhere
#252 - SixtyNineLol **User deleted account**
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#251 - tirona
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(04/06/2012) [-]
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pain isn't measured in del units, its measured in HERTZ
#390 to #251 - favoriteboss
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#273 to #251 - Spectricity
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Oh ****, took me a minute.
Oh ****, took me a minute.
#258 to #251 - levelninetynine
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(04/06/2012) [-]
KIL O HERTZ
#254 to #251 - supbroski
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(04/06/2012) [-]
i lol'd