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#381 - MillionsKnives
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(04/06/2012) [-]
If anyone actually believes this I don't know what to tell you.
If anyone actually believes this I don't know what to tell you.
#383 to #381 - anon
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(04/06/2012) [-]
woman?
#386 to #383 - MillionsKnives
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Sorry, what?
#379 - kensislayer
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(04/06/2012) [-]
i know this isnt serios but im going to tell my girlfriend it is
#378 - blondjamesblond
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(04/06/2012) [-]
**blondjamesblond rolled a random image posted in comment #266 at NSFW 24 hour Limit can be GONE ** can no one here take a joke?
#374 - Dubya
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(04/06/2012) [-]
TO EVERYONE SAYING:
>There are no units of pain!
>Giving birth hurts more!
>Finally some science to back up that groundless hypothesis that I've always had!
>etc.

Go **** yourselves. This is not serious, and therefore should not start a serious debate. If you read this and think "Oh, that's plausible," I have some ******* news for you. You are legit retarded. Please do not breed.
#364 - captchas
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(04/06/2012) [-]
well i say childbirth hurts more than getting kicked in the balls I say it's the attitude around it. You know when a women has a baby people congratulate her for going thru the pain, but when a man gets kicked in the balls it's found comedic and people laugh because of the pain. So that's pretty much my look on it.   
   
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well i say childbirth hurts more than getting kicked in the balls I say it's the attitude around it. You know when a women has a baby people congratulate her for going thru the pain, but when a man gets kicked in the balls it's found comedic and people laugh because of the pain. So that's pretty much my look on it.

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#375 to #364 - bakedbread
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(04/06/2012) [-]
proof getting kicked in the balls hurts more --> man gets kicked in the balls, never wants it again, a women has a child, wants another a year later
#384 to #375 - captchas
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(04/06/2012) [-]
sort of dumb logic I mean if you just literally created a human and see thing small fragile being that is here because of you bond to and will eventually want an other one. Also you have a child you get something from it. You get kicked in the balls there is nothing that comes from that it's something that just really hurts.
#363 - jokesrfunny
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Reasons this is not true/obviously a trick:
Over 9000 you say...
You have have to break every bone in 12 infants or 15 adults to break 3200 bones.
The unit is actually 'dol'
The unit never went into circulation because it's arbitrary and immeasurable.

Anyone who understands the psychological basis of pain knows that it is a defense mechanism, it's first function is to protect the organism, protection of the sexual organs is important but still a secondary function. It is therefore illogical for the pain to be so much arbitrarily higher for a nut hit.




#355 - akkere
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(04/06/2012) [-]
"There is no measure of pain, faggot"
Wrong.
The "Del" unit is an actual unit of pain that's used in MRI Scans, supposedly developed by British scientists using magnetic resonance imaging, and other basis' such as increased blood flow (another thing caused by intensive pain)
http : //www . upi . com/Science_News/2009/06/07/Pain-levels-measured-in-brain-using-MRI/UPI-5572/
^ Source


...At least that's what google told me. Probably gonna have a medical expert prove me wrong in the next five minutes.
#366 to #355 - Dubya
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I hate i'm just chilling in an MRI machine and someone kicks me in the balls. Ruins my day.
#371 to #366 - captainrattrap
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Or when I tunr into a girl and a child pops out of my vagina, but then an MRI???
#361 to #355 - iamdrlol **User deleted account**
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#368 to #361 - akkere
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(04/06/2012) [-]
That's probably another factor that has to be accounted for in doing the pain measurement.

Then again you have to figure out how pain tolerance works, whether it's the signals will still go through and be picked up in the MRI, and the sensory just doesn't react, or the sensory decides how the signals appear.
#354 - anon
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Yeah, well you can't measure pain. OP is such a massive faggot, uncle dolan and moot had a threesome with him.


Also you can't really compare pain because everybody has a different pain threshold.
#356 to #354 - TheElectricCat
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#353 - Dubya
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(04/06/2012) [-]
MFW people think this is serious
#351 - suddenlypotatoes
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(04/06/2012) [-]
There are no units of pain, as it is not something that can be measured. It is purely subjective. I'm sure giving birth is more painful, and breaking ******* 3200 bones at a time? What in the HELL OP?
#349 - claytonpuetzer
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(04/06/2012) [-]
After doing research, i've found this is true, if your balls are completely exposed and are like literally stompped on as if they were laying on the ground and someone jumped on them. Getting "kicked" does not hurt nearly as bad as child birth. Sorry OP, you're a faggot,
#348 - fluffymcnutter
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(04/06/2012) [-]
from someone who's had countless nut shots from various ways, this is complete 100% ********

regardless of how painful it is, the pain subsides quickly. Now if you break 3200 bones, you're gonna need some ******* morphine asap. And as for child birth, you need to consider the months before the actual birth filled with nausea, weight gain, and not being able to sleep on your stomach. Yeah, I'll rather have the nut shots
#347 - drdubstep
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(04/06/2012) [-]
even if getting kicked in the nuts was more painful giving birth to a child lasts hour while a kick in the nuts you forget about in an hour.
#339 - shumacher
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(04/06/2012) [-]
There is no measurement for pain. Conclusion, OP is a huge faggot.
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#325 - auesis
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I've snapped my arm pretty badly and been kicked in the balls a few times. Believe me, a broken bone is a LOT worse than a hit to the balls. More immediate pain, but it wears off in a short space of time. If you can't get your snapped bone tended to for a while (waiting in the doctor's etc.), then you'll be in absolute agony for much, much longer.
#323 - msmousekat
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I find this outrageously hard to believe.

Why do men and women argue about this anyway..? I never got it. It doesn't matter if you endure more pain or not, because it's pointless to think you're better for having something hurt worse.
But believe me, I've seen guys get racked, and yeah, it looks like it hurts like a bitch, but I've also seen women go through their dilating and actual birth, and it looks like a ton more pain. Just sayin.
#370 to #323 - anon
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(04/06/2012) [-]
That, and women can be in labor for hours, if not days. Your balls may be sore the next day but your pain won't last nearly that long.
#322 - anon
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(04/06/2012) [-]
You are full of **** and this is why. According to you a kick in the nuts in more painful than breaking bones. Breaking the femur and spinal herniation are supposed to be the worst pains to the human body. Learned this **** in paramedic school. I have seen a person with a broken femur and he screamed far louder and longer than any man getting hit in the balls. I had also had a spinal herniation and that hurt far worse than having my nuts kicked.
#324 to #322 - BowChickaBowWow
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Bitch, please. I nearly died in an IED blast, and I'd still prefer that over a kick in the balls.
#399 to #324 - anon
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Umm i dont know, i would much rather have my balls be kicked then being nearly blown away by an IED that sounds just terrible.
#402 to #399 - BowChickaBowWow
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I said I'd prefer it, because I don't remember jack **** of the blast.
All I can remember is sitting in the turret one moment and Waking up in germany the next.
#330 to #324 - anon
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I call ********.
#332 to #330 - BowChickaBowWow
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Whatever. You're an Anon, I don't care what you think.
#340 to #332 - anon
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Now I defiantly call ********. I bet you are no older then 14. Who cares if I dont make a user name for a site I do not even post on other than comments. You just gave away that you are either a kid or full out retarded and are incapable to mature.
#346 to #340 - BowChickaBowWow
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Ok, how about I word it like this.
I couldn't give two halves of a flying **** what anybody thinks.
If you want to call ********, go right ahead. I. Do. Not. Care.

#338 to #332 - jokesrfunny
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I agree with anon. Why are you using the internet if you are just going to lie?
#342 to #338 - BowChickaBowWow
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Why am i using the internet?
What the hell else am I supposed to do?
#350 to #342 - jokesrfunny
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Studying to become a cashier? Idk, what dilettantes do with their spare time?
#357 to #350 - BowChickaBowWow
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Why the hell would I go to school for another job when I already have one?
#365 to #357 - jokesrfunny
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(04/06/2012) [-]
You aspire to greater things than being a garbage man? Idfk
#367 to #365 - BowChickaBowWow
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(04/06/2012) [-]
No, Pilot.
And I was a garbage man for a while. They make great money. Also, piss off your garbage man at your own peril.
#369 to #367 - jokesrfunny
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Tell me more about the education you don't have... <3
#372 to #369 - BowChickaBowWow
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Education I don't have?
I have more education then you'll ever receive.
#377 to #372 - jokesrfunny
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(04/06/2012) [-]
That made me lol
Then I'll ever receive? I'll ever receive what?
#380 to #377 - BowChickaBowWow
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(04/06/2012) [-]
An Education.
The only way you'll ever receive the education I've been blessed with is for you to spend 15 years in the military. Which your fat ass will never accomplish.
#385 to #380 - jokesrfunny
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(04/06/2012) [-]
The joke was your improper use of then instead of than.

But I digress, I'm not even American, plus an education as a pilot at your local community college isn't even a real education, it's a practical one.

The only way i could be cursed with an education as lowly as yours if i were to enlist in the military, be shot in the head, and receive massive brain damage :)
#394 to #385 - BowChickaBowWow
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Community College?
I got my pilot's license from my time in the Air Force.
I got my education from a University, paid for by Uncle Sam.
And getting shot in the head could only improve you. Well, not you personally, but the whole of society by preventing your genes from passing on.
#397 to #394 - jokesrfunny
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Lmao, a university education eh? Which institution and program?
#406 to #397 - BowChickaBowWow
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(04/06/2012) [-]
MSU Mankato and I majored in Aviation.
#309 - meanmamajama
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Thumb me down if you must! I just had to!
#306 - pinebugz
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#410 to #306 - jasonlaiyh
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I might be wrong here, but won't stepping on two Lego bricks reduce the pressure, and thus reducing the pain?   
   
I've stepped on 1 Lego brick and 2 Lego bricks before, but I can't remember which was more painful. And I'm not going to find out.
I might be wrong here, but won't stepping on two Lego bricks reduce the pressure, and thus reducing the pain?

I've stepped on 1 Lego brick and 2 Lego bricks before, but I can't remember which was more painful. And I'm not going to find out.
#412 to #410 - pinebugz
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(04/06/2012) [-]
how are you still alive?
how are you still alive?
#413 to #412 - jasonlaiyh
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(04/06/2012) [-]
That's why I look like this now. With arms that is.
#417 to #413 - pinebugz
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(04/06/2012) [-]
i feel bad for you so here's a cute ninja cat
i feel bad for you so here's a cute ninja cat
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#335 to #305 - manofparody ONLINE
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(04/06/2012) [-]
And yet women go for another birth, while men try and stay away from getting hit in the testies.
#327 to #305 - BowChickaBowWow
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Here's my rebuttal.
How often do you see women passing out during childbirth?
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#317 to #305 - lexarcommander
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Yes, because something totally intended to happen according to the laws of nature and according to the anatomy of a woman, cant possibly hurt less than physical abuse to the most sensitive part of the male body, which has no shock absorption or protection of any kind. One is natural, one is torture.
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#326 to #321 - lexarcommander
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See, it doesnt necessarily get torn though. thats a misconception (bad choice of words for the given subject)
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#343 to #336 - lexarcommander
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(04/06/2012) [-]
one video is not 100% of the time
#315 to #305 - davidp
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(04/06/2012) [-]
i think that there is alot of misconceptions about what this means, a woman has to endure that del level of 57 for hours on end, whereas a man has to feel the level in the thousands for a few seconds. So, overall one might rather get kicked in the balls than go through labor, but that's not the point, it is just comparing instantaneous levels of pain.

#311 to #305 - icescream
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Well technically, Getting hit in the balls is squishing all those little bastard children, who then proceed to inflict further pain after the initial contact.
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