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#423 - anon
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Dude i freaking love this comic/fact/picture.

#421 - anon
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(04/06/2012) [-]
What's his pain level???
#420 - cjklefty
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Funny post but you can't really compare a kick to the nads to giving birth to a child.
The closest thing for comparison would be like trying to piss out a golf ball over the course of 6 hours.
#473 to #420 - contradiction
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(04/06/2012) [-]
giving birth is tremendous pain over a course of several hours. getting kicked in the balls is like all that pain x 160 all crammed into a couple of minutes
#425 to #420 - jellybob
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(04/06/2012) [-]
but the difference is we never wanna be kicked in the balls again after it happens
#439 to #425 - MaidenMacabre **User deleted account**
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#491 to #439 - SilverBladeMaster
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Pros & Cons:
Hit in Balls: Pro: None, Con: Pain, possible sterilization, etc.
Childbirth: Pro: A kid, Con: Pain, waste money on kid, have to listen and care for kid, etc.
#503 to #491 - MaidenMacabre **User deleted account**
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#462 to #439 - Reverend
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Do some people orgasm from child birth?
>yes
Do you orgasm from getting your dick smashed?
>no

Your argument is invalid.
#488 to #462 - MaidenMacabre **User deleted account**
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#497 to #488 - Reverend
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I think you missed the purposeful ignorance in my sweeping generalization.
#504 to #497 - MaidenMacabre **User deleted account**
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#555 to #504 - Reverend
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(04/06/2012) [-]
neat
#472 to #462 - lordaurion
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Do you orgasm from getting your dick smashed?    
>yes   
   
It's called CBT and being a masochist.
Do you orgasm from getting your dick smashed?
>yes

It's called CBT and being a masochist.
#477 to #472 - Reverend
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Im not talking about going BME pain olympics on your dick. It was more an analogy of getting kicked in the balls. If you can get off to literally beating your meat, go ahead.
#482 to #477 - lordaurion
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I never said I did. I said some people do.
#495 to #482 - Reverend
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I never said you did, I said if.


#509 to #495 - lordaurion
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Maybe I should just get off for the night. I'm misreading things.
Maybe I should just get off for the night. I'm misreading things.
#419 - Crownowa
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Doesn't a kick to the balls last for a few seconds (the pain lasting a while longer) while contractions and birth usually lasts for hours and hours (I've heard it lasts longer with pain meds)?
#523 to #419 - onkii
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(04/06/2012) [-]
yes, on average, for a woman's first birth, contractions can last up to 20 hours. that is muscle spasms in your lower abdomen lasting up to 60 seconds, every 40 seconds. for twenty hours. then you have to push something the size of a football out something the size of a quarter. usually the cartilage between the vagina and the anus gets ripped, and has to be surgically corrected. yea, totally not as bad as being kicked in the balls.
#470 to #419 - junkboy
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I can't afford a doctor to follow me around and put penicillin in my dick all day, I don't get why woman complain about child birth when they can choose not to feel the pain.
#474 to #470 - Crownowa
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the pain meds don't stop all of the pain, and labour without the pain meds still lasts hours. Many woman can't choose to not have children either.
#479 to #474 - junkboy
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I'll correct you by saying that doctors can induce comas to alleviate woman who have trouble dealing with pain, as did my mother.
And a womans prime responsibility is to decide when they have children.
Also, a man cannot always choose when someone decides to hit them in the groin.
#534 to #479 - junkboy
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Ack, who keeps thumbing me down?
This is a reasonable debate, I'd never try and "rate" someones opinions

#529 to #479 - onkii
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(04/06/2012) [-]
yes, however, more than 50% of the women on the earth do not have access to this luxury. in some countries, doctors cut the cartilage between the anus and the vagina so birthing can be done quicker. women can and do bleed to death from this. this can also happen on its own when the birthing process is being done, epidural or not.
#532 to #529 - junkboy
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Haha, I watched a documentary in High school about that, very popular in places still thinking female circumcision is a good thing.
Sad for the women who don't have a choice but I'd like to remind you that almost NO man goes getting himself kicked in the nuts when NOTHING benefits from it.
Child birth = Child
Groin kick = Absolute pain.
#535 to #532 - onkii
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(04/06/2012) [-]
i agree. that's why women give birth, to have child. that's why we are all here, because of our mothers. it's a beautiful thing, seeing something be born. and, on average, women do have a higher threshold than men, but, however, men are better at hiding their emotions, causing them to look stoic when they are in complete pain. women, while not being in much pain, still will cry as if they are. get what i'm saian?
#538 to #535 - junkboy
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Average threshold is impossible, all people have different emotions.
I for one have a moderate tolerance to pain but I have a younger brother who stupidly pulls stunts to get attention and I have a sister who will bottle up her emotions until something sends her over the edge and she explodes into crying in the middle of something with almost no cause, might be because shes bipolar but I'm not a psychiatrist.
#539 to #538 - onkii
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(04/06/2012) [-]
i am also bipolar
#542 to #539 - junkboy
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(04/06/2012) [-]
They have fairly cheap medication that keeps you calm most of the time but my sister will refuse to take hers unless shes going somewhere important.
#544 to #542 - onkii
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(04/06/2012) [-]
i take a medication that can cause seizures if i do not take them.. so i pretty much have to take them. i am also on a severe suicide watch, but i do not think i am suicidal. however, my psychiatrist thinks otherwise. i am quite miserable half of the time, but i don't think suicidal is how i would describe it.
#551 to #544 - junkboy
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I was forced by a school I went to in the sixth grade to take Concerta, which was an anti ADD and ADHD drug, or else I would be failed a grade because my teacher though I couldn't focus in his class.
I was just bored so I would read a lot instead of listening to him lecture on about things I had already learned two grades before, thing is I was already getting very good grades without the drug.
Even when I was on my chill pills I felt distracted now that everything was so clear, it was like everything was in focus, my peripheral vision was clear and I every detail stood out. Not what I expected, But the pills were to expensive for my dad to pay for each month so when I was out of his classes I had to stop taking them.
Tl;dr I'm a lot like you, *Hugs*
#552 to #551 - onkii
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(04/06/2012) [-]
-hugs- ^^
even for a random e-hug, it made my evening
#486 to #479 - Crownowa
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(04/06/2012) [-]
So then its what I posted over 30 mins ago to Maiden, that the argument always goes back to women seem to want kids and accept the pain, while men just don't want to be kicked in the balls. I'm sure women who are raped/sexually assaulted, and women who cannot have abortions, or women who are refused medicine for whatever reason, would disagree >.>

Though this attitude of people hitting men in the nuts because we know it hurts them and we laugh at their pain is uncool.
#501 to #486 - junkboy
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Getting kicked in the testicles can ruin a man forever.
But turning this into a pissing contest on which sex has it worse isn't the correct way to debate this.
Its like comparing cats to dogs, sure dogs are loyal and cats make great company but there are key differences that make them difficult to compare.
#508 to #501 - Crownowa
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Giving birth can kill the woman and child. I wouldn't doubt someone kicking a guy in the nuts hard enough to leave permanent damage for the lulz though... I actually don't like arguing this because pain is relative and although sexism is wide-spread but more hidden, I don't understand why one sex has to have it better/worse than the other.
#522 to #508 - junkboy
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Agreed, I'd propose to make sweet love to you but I'm totally queer baby.
#527 to #522 - Crownowa
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(04/06/2012) [-]
No problem, just got a new boyfriend myself xP

He's studying, that's why I'm online >.>
#530 to #527 - junkboy
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I just moved to another state so I lost all my buddies, still have my puppy.
<3
#480 to #479 - junkboy
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(04/06/2012) [-]
*Women
#526 to #480 - Crownowa
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Hello there, fellow Grammar Nazi.
#444 to #419 - MaidenMacabre **User deleted account**
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#426 to #419 - gmarrox
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(04/06/2012) [-]
The actual initial kick doesn't even hurt too bad. The real pain doesn't hit till 15-30 seconds later.

Trust me my ex gf hit me in the nads with a hammer.
#431 to #426 - Crownowa
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(04/06/2012) [-]
In the end doesn't the argument always turn to its worse for men because women (tend to) want to have children, while men don't want to be hit in the balls?

I suppose we could just stop having children. We are already dooming the planet (and ourselves). Or be able to make fully test tube babies quickly.
#416 - anon
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(04/06/2012) [-]
man i wish this was legit
women always justify kicking a guys in the balls by saying its not as bad as child birth
why dont they consider the fact that they dont accidentally pop a full grown baby out of them when they're playing around
#415 - tce
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Cant tell if trolling or actually fact. fryface.jpg
#414 - Typhon
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(04/06/2012) [-]
mfw you ********* believe that there is a unit of measurement for pain
mfw you ********* believe that there is a unit of measurement for pain
#469 to #414 - redthumbmaster
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#565 to #469 - Typhon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
dumbass
dumbass
#411 - darealslim
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Actually there is no way to measure pain its different for everyone this is quite an old repost that was also formed on mis-information but you did cut alot of the crap out of the original
#409 - proudnerd
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I dont trust this number, considering a kick to the balls can vary in intensity. And you have to admit, giving birth (without modern painkillers) would be incredibly painful, as the vagina will dialate to like 10". That's a ******* lot, i dont see how that couldnt hurt like hell. It's probabaly worse than your average kick to the nuts, but that has been eliminated by modern medicine, and women only have to experience it 1-3 times (on average) in their lifetime.
#408 - augustusxxiv
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(04/06/2012) [-]
The way I see it, women decide to give birth, sometimes multiple times. You don't see a guy going &quot;Gee, that ball kick really hurt, but I think you need another one, just to render me completely infertile.&quot;
The way I see it, women decide to give birth, sometimes multiple times. You don't see a guy going "Gee, that ball kick really hurt, but I think you need another one, just to render me completely infertile."
#407 - anon
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(04/06/2012) [-]
steppin on one of these puppies...90,000,000 dels of pain
#405 - rosietheamazon
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(04/06/2012) [-]
i've queefed out another human being
it's honestly not that bad.
but that's just my experience.
#429 to #405 - Sexysammich
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(04/06/2012) [-]
******* Dave Grohl. **** yes.
#418 to #405 - anon
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Love the phrasing.
#428 to #418 - rosietheamazon
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(04/06/2012) [-]
funny thing is i was so ****** up on the medication they gave me i thought i could still walk after they gave me my epidural. almost fell out of bed. then when i had my kid, in between pushes, i was laughing at scrubs. then when they stitched me up i said, &quot;holy **** it looks like a crime scene down there.&quot;    
....but nobody laughed.
funny thing is i was so ****** up on the medication they gave me i thought i could still walk after they gave me my epidural. almost fell out of bed. then when i had my kid, in between pushes, i was laughing at scrubs. then when they stitched me up i said, "holy **** it looks like a crime scene down there."
....but nobody laughed.
#404 - thefunniestjunk
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(04/06/2012) [-]
It's over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!
#401 - misterstollo
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(04/06/2012) [-]
If this is the case for you. Then you have some extremely sensitive balls. I would see a doctor if I were you.
#400 - steavo
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Oh ok, so this post again? I've seen 10 posts discussing this...
Girls can't complain because their body releases natural pain relievers which makes the birth painful, it's just the pushing that hurts because of the pressure they are putting on their head.
#403 to #400 - steavo
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(04/06/2012) [-]
And, it's nowhere near that amount of pain... not even close, it probably hurts somewhat around 1 bone give or take.
#395 - MuffinMan
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(04/06/2012) [-]
So what you're saying is, its over nine thousand?
#391 - Deception ONLINE
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(04/06/2012) [-]
**Deception rolled a random image posted in comment #221 at the birth ** mfw
#398 to #391 - fuckyeahpidgey
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(04/06/2012) [-]
Content &gt;&gt; Injury to testicles &gt;&gt; Slang term for testicles is 'nuts'   
   
User rolled a horny Squirrel   
   
Squirrels like nuts   
   
In conclusion : Both Squirrels and OP happen to be fags
Content >> Injury to testicles >> Slang term for testicles is 'nuts'

User rolled a horny Squirrel

Squirrels like nuts

In conclusion : Both Squirrels and OP happen to be fags
#389 - akimbobears
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(04/06/2012) [-]
I am a guy and even I don't believe this.
#388 - lifeisahighway
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(04/06/2012) [-]
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