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#189 - swichblade
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(04/03/2012) [-]
**swichblade rolled a random image posted in comment #197 at Like a child ** roll for my zombie apocalypse weapon

My actual weapons would be a Winchester 1200, WASR 10, and a Walther P1, which is only a single stack 9mm so wouldn't be all that great.
#245 to #189 - cloukora
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(04/05/2012) [-]
why? you rolled a great weapon right there! xD
#257 to #189 - ironsoul
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#113 - kingmaster
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(04/03/2012) [-]
**** Yeah Slingshot
#31 - andrewjla
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**andrewjla rolled a random image posted in comment #285 at Noob... **
my zombie apocalypse weapon
#32 to #31 - andrewjla
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(04/03/2012) [-]
my real zombie apocalypse weapon
and a katana
#20 - jokerjack
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(04/03/2012) [-]
My dad got me the bear gryllis survival thing for my birthday

Its pretty useless. All the stuff in there is made so cheaply. It only sells cuz of his name
#8 - gilliam
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(04/02/2012) [-]
That hammer axe, would you call that a... (pic related)
#213 - porkchips
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**porkchips rolled a random image posted in comment #3435504 at FJ Pony Thread ** <--- my weapon...
#214 to #213 - porkchips
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(04/03/2012) [-]
All right!! I hired Kony kids as bodyguards!!
#205 - albertjester
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(04/03/2012) [-]
weapon durability: infinite.
#191 - bipedalmeats
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(04/03/2012) [-]
<-- I love this one
#116 - shadowsspawn
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(04/03/2012) [-]
My weapon for the apocalypse. Nothing beats a good katana.
#118 to #116 - bigbonew
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(04/03/2012) [-]
agreed :) i got mine ready for the apocalypse
#119 to #118 - shadowsspawn
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(04/03/2012) [-]
Mine needs sharpened. But I don't really trust myself/have the knowledge of how to sharpen it properly myself.
#122 to #119 - bigbonew
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oh snap... same to me... but i got a sharpener stone from the local weapon trader with some weapon oil. Put some drops on the stone, lay your Katana on your lap with the cutting side facing away and slide with that sharpener over it with same angle and moving your hand away from you. Its not that proper but better than nothing. For better results i have to search for a real weapon sharpener or a blacksmith.

And always look where you cut... i was in some fields of corn and tried some moves... and i hit a 6cm thick iron rod... why??? in a field of corn, why? :'-(
#123 to #122 - shadowsspawn
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Meh, at least if it's spring steel you won't actually do any permanent damage. Mine also has a lifetime warranty on it. As long as I don't break it with a hydraulic press or super heat it (breaks down the forging) then if it breaks I get a brand new one for free.

Long story short, I beat the **** out of all sorts of random **** because I can.

Although I suppose if you didn't know it was there it probably stung your hands a bit...
#127 to #123 - bigbonew
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Yea my hands felt like rubber the moment after... but happens... no big deal.
I suggest you should do some Iai-Do... roughly translated to "The art of unsheathing a katana". I did it about some time and its really cool. Its good to learn the deathly strikes at high precision, while Kendo is really good for reflexes.
#129 to #127 - shadowsspawn
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(04/03/2012) [-]
See I doubt there are any places to learn stuff around where I live. I found one kendo academy in the area and that's it.
#135 to #129 - bigbonew
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Better take it than leave it. I personally think that Kendo is better preparation for a zombie apocalypse because speed and reflexes are more helpful than same level of accuracy. And you get to know how to fight against one ore more opponents, while Iai-Do the opponent is you...
#138 to #135 - gcgporn
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#121 to #120 - shadowsspawn
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I do in fact. Bought it last October and hope to start taking Kendo classes soon so I can use it to a high degree.
#110 - ghostyogurt
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This is mine I bought it from my work cause ya never know :p
#106 - anon
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(04/03/2012) [-]
im glad to know 90% of the world knows how to defend a fictional disease that probably would be contained within the first few cases
#114 to #106 - penetratedjew
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(04/03/2012) [-]
good to know I'm not the only non- ZOMG ZOMBIEZZZ BACON HONEYBADGER faggot in the world.
#107 to #106 - jackthexiv ONLINE
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(04/03/2012) [-]
>.< dream kill much?
#70 - MurphyUK
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(04/03/2012) [-]
**** fighting them all. RUN YOU STUPID BITCH!
**** fighting them all. RUN YOU STUPID BITCH!
#76 to #70 - angreif
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(04/03/2012) [-]
can't run when you're cornered which will eventually happen. best chance of survival is to hole up somewhere with multiple escape routes and hold it down as long as you can
#85 to #76 - coledunk
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not a great idea, since zombies dont need food, youll eventually run out. even before you run out the moans from the undead would cause you to go stir crazy, common under siege situations. then again most zombie tactics have big flaws so no matter what you do you have a good chance of being screwed.
#87 to #85 - angreif
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true enough. there is no real foolproof zombie plan. though one of the best ideas i heard included basically making a walled village, in which they did farming and such, but in the story the leadership got really corrupt, which is completely realistic, at that
#95 to #87 - coledunk
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finding a group is by far the best choice. smaller groups for mobel scouting group going from town to town looking for supplies and large groups for starting society, which would take alot of defences. so the walled village does sound like the best idea but i dont agree with the idea that the leader would become corrupt, though it is possible. i like to believe in this situation we could advoid that happening but i dont know...
#97 to #95 - angreif
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well, we could take the idea from the peasant in monty python, and have all decisions based solely in democratic vote, but there's still the potential of secret groups forming to influence the vote. also, for this community to work, it'd have to be communistic, and we've all seen how well that goes. though, with the fear of zombie indoctrination there's the definite chance that people actually would work together in the right way
#243 to #97 - coledunk
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communism is actually a great system in this case. the reason it broke down was because they were trying to use it to run a country, it works in small groups and villages
#244 to #243 - angreif
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that's what i'm saying. when the zombies come, we need to get this system going
#78 to #76 - MurphyUK
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While all escape routes will be covered with zombies.
#81 to #78 - angreif
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that's why i said multiple. maybe some to the sea, some underground some to the ground and some to the sky. idealized situation? maybe. best case scenario? yes. if you have one highly fortified exit it get's all the attention, and there is no way to scout for supplies.
#83 to #81 - MurphyUK
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Underground is bad, because it is just going to get flooded with zombies, not to mention the ******** of time to create one. Sky is not so bad, it will only work if you have a zip line, or something like that, but then again you will draw alot of attention making it. ones to ground would be easy to get to. A big armoured truck would be the best bet, but there is still down sides to that.
#90 to #83 - angreif
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'tis true, 'tis true, as i said to coledunk above there is no real "foolproof" zombie survival plan
#82 to #81 - angreif
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(04/03/2012) [-]
*gets
#69 - godale
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(04/03/2012) [-]
Anybody know where to get all of this? especially the tools.
The badass axe and manual chainsaw in particular.
#79 to #69 - anonemous
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(04/03/2012) [-]
my basement
#74 to #69 - alavastor
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www . trueswords . com / zombie _ apocalypse . php
#66 - sketchE
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i dont know why people waste so much money on survival **** made out of 550 cord. i got 300 feet for $20 and ive seen people spend the same a mount on about 8 feet thats mad into a bracelet that would take ten minutes to make
#40 - commontroll ONLINE
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(04/03/2012) [-]
Shotguns are much too loud and the ammo is too heavy, and they're too much of over kill. In a zombie apocalypse, you'll want to use whatever has common ammo and is light, and use only as big of a round as you need against them. Main thing is to keep a good hunting rifle with a suppressor for distance, and a few melee weapons for close range. I have a tomahawk that is great for throwing. If you can use a bow, then that's even better than a gun, because you can usually reuse the ammo, and if you ever need more, just fletch arrows. Or take them because most stores won't be out of them.

Also, that axe is very useful looking, but seems too unbalanced/heavy to use against more than one at a time.
#44 to #40 - boaterowns
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(04/03/2012) [-]
************* hunting crossbow. It's less ****** and more legitty than a bow. Maybe not an English Longbow though.
#38 - jtwagner
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(04/03/2012) [-]
That Bear Grylls pack is ****. My friend has a broner for Grylls and got the kit. He bent the hooks taking them out and snapped the cord trying to tie them.
#26 - biggrand
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(04/03/2012) [-]
now you can kill yourself considering you probably wont know how to use alot of these properly
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#58 to #25 - pretzalman
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Green Knives are by KA-BAR and part of the "ZK" set, can't say about the kit
#24 - deluxedaddyrg
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If possible were would one go to purchase the green handled knives? also it would more likely be an alien invasion we would have to survive seeing as theres a greater chance of intelligent aliens finding earth than dead people coming back to life from a disease
#5 - LocustKing
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(04/02/2012) [-]
Here's your team.....DEAL WITH IT!!
#18 to #5 - leapinglizard
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