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#189 - swichblade (04/03/2012) [-]
**swichblade rolled a random image posted in comment #197 at Like a child ** roll for my zombie apocalypse weapon

My actual weapons would be a Winchester 1200, WASR 10, and a Walther P1, which is only a single stack 9mm so wouldn't be all that great.
User avatar #245 to #189 - cloukora (04/05/2012) [-]
why? you rolled a great weapon right there! xD
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#141 - logantheponykiller (04/03/2012) [-]
i would use this
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#151 to #149 - logantheponykiller (04/03/2012) [-]
are you a retard that is a ten foot blade that pyramid head uses which if you make it you would kill zombies in a single swing
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#155 to #152 - logantheponykiller (04/03/2012) [-]
hes from silent hill a video game
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#174 to #141 - gizmotechie (04/03/2012) [-]
if that blade was made it would either be
very flimsy (light metal)
or extremely heavy (durable Metal)
so nty lol
ill stick with a machete or Properly made katana
#184 to #174 - DyfedDarkly (04/03/2012) [-]
Honestly you have to know what your doing with a katana, because most people would get it entangled in sinew and bone, and break the blade. It's not a delicate weapon, but it does take skill to use it properly. As for upkeep, a sword of that nature takes almost as much time and effort to keep in shape as a gun. You can't just keep hacking with it, and each strike can dull the blade in an unskilled hand. Once the Katana is blunt, you have to use the stabbing point.. and then that increases the chance of the blade breaking. For Melee against undead, it's best to use a bludgen(Bat, Mace, Pipe, anything with heft and can crush bone.).
User avatar #190 to #184 - gizmotechie (04/03/2012) [-]
i agree the upkeep for a katana is rigorous but to keep the other blade as useful it would be about the same if not more so it wouldn't just turn into a very heavy cricket like bat , katanas dont simply break when slicing through flesh & bone (when properly made as i said), and the wielder of the katana needs to be quite skilled with it when combating trained enemies not mindless meat bags
User avatar #175 to #174 - logantheponykiller (04/03/2012) [-]
it would be made of iron and it would be way better to carry then a katana since it can also cut other metals and break walls and slice groups of zombies down like its nothing
User avatar #182 to #175 - gizmotechie (04/03/2012) [-]
a ten ft. tall chunk of iron..... i'd like to see you try and lug that around all day and swing it through walls and why would u even need to break walls with it anyways?

#188 to #182 - Novafirefall (04/03/2012) [-]
Do not worry, I am sure he knows what he is doing.
#183 to #182 - logantheponykiller (04/03/2012) [-]
just in case and its meant to be heavy its a ten foot blade of pure iron used by pyramid head able to cut things in half
User avatar #185 to #183 - gizmotechie (04/03/2012) [-]
it's meant for Pyramid head for a reason. he has beyond normal strength and able to rip the skin off a human being.

for a normal human being it would most likely be a hunk of dead weight you wouldn't be able to wield properly (not to mention swing through a group of zombies or a wall)
#187 to #185 - logantheponykiller (04/03/2012) [-]
you would make it out of steel it is not as heavy as iron and it would it cut things like zombies easy
User avatar #192 to #187 - gizmotechie (04/03/2012) [-]
it would still be quite hefty and downgrading to a weaker metal would cause it become flimsy and bend over time thus opening the possibility that it will turn mid swing and harm the wielder
#195 to #192 - logantheponykiller (04/03/2012) [-]
fine use carbon steel if you find any or just get strong enough to hold a ten foot blade of iron
User avatar #196 to #195 - gizmotechie (04/03/2012) [-]
professional body builders (some of the strongest men in the world) world have a tough time using a blade like that after a extended period of time and a blade that thick (to keep from bending) would have a very tough time slicing through zombies it would mainly be a blunt instrument instead
#197 to #196 - logantheponykiller (04/03/2012) [-]
if you want something to use that would be of that effect of cutting bones and flesh and taking groups of zombies down (not walls) use this
#201 to #197 - gizmotechie (04/03/2012) [-]
isnt that a kilij? if so that katan has been proven more effective, and i just personally prefer the longer handle for more control

< Made for decoration mainly but the general design is the same
User avatar #206 to #201 - logantheponykiller (04/03/2012) [-]
a kilji has been proven to beat a katana with its curved blade that would cut a bone easy one swing from this would be over for anyone as it cuts pigs in half also
User avatar #211 to #206 - gizmotechie (04/03/2012) [-]
also the katana is lighter then the kilij causing less exhaustion over time
User avatar #209 to #206 - gizmotechie (04/03/2012) [-]
katanas have tested and cut through 3 to 5 pigs (lying atop each other) and has a much harder sharper edge
User avatar #204 to #201 - Novafirefall (04/03/2012) [-]
I am quite thankful for the fact that people with idiotic weapon ideas will be the first to bite it...

Weed out the fools, hopefully.
User avatar #203 to #201 - gizmotechie (04/03/2012) [-]
the katana*
Apologies lol im tired been up since 2am cant sleep lol
#31 - andrewjla (04/03/2012) [-]
**andrewjla rolled a random image posted in comment #285 at Noob... **
my zombie apocalypse weapon
#32 to #31 - andrewjla (04/03/2012) [-]
my real zombie apocalypse weapon
and a katana
User avatar #20 - jokerjack ONLINE (04/03/2012) [-]
My dad got me the bear gryllis survival thing for my birthday

Its pretty useless. All the stuff in there is made so cheaply. It only sells cuz of his name
#8 - gilliam (04/02/2012) [-]
That hammer axe, would you call that a... (pic related)
#213 - porkchips (04/03/2012) [-]
**porkchips rolled a random image posted in comment #3435504 at FJ Pony Thread ** <--- my weapon...
User avatar #214 to #213 - porkchips (04/03/2012) [-]
All right!! I hired Kony kids as bodyguards!!
#205 - albertjester (04/03/2012) [-]
weapon durability: infinite.
#191 - bipedalmeats (04/03/2012) [-]
<-- I love this one
#116 - shadowsspawn (04/03/2012) [-]
My weapon for the apocalypse. Nothing beats a good katana.
User avatar #118 to #116 - bigbonew (04/03/2012) [-]
agreed :) i got mine ready for the apocalypse
User avatar #119 to #118 - shadowsspawn (04/03/2012) [-]
Mine needs sharpened. But I don't really trust myself/have the knowledge of how to sharpen it properly myself.
User avatar #122 to #119 - bigbonew (04/03/2012) [-]
oh snap... same to me... but i got a sharpener stone from the local weapon trader with some weapon oil. Put some drops on the stone, lay your Katana on your lap with the cutting side facing away and slide with that sharpener over it with same angle and moving your hand away from you. Its not that proper but better than nothing. For better results i have to search for a real weapon sharpener or a blacksmith.

And always look where you cut... i was in some fields of corn and tried some moves... and i hit a 6cm thick iron rod... why??? in a field of corn, why? :'-(
User avatar #123 to #122 - shadowsspawn (04/03/2012) [-]
Meh, at least if it's spring steel you won't actually do any permanent damage. Mine also has a lifetime warranty on it. As long as I don't break it with a hydraulic press or super heat it (breaks down the forging) then if it breaks I get a brand new one for free.

Long story short, I beat the **** out of all sorts of random **** because I can.

Although I suppose if you didn't know it was there it probably stung your hands a bit...
User avatar #127 to #123 - bigbonew (04/03/2012) [-]
Yea my hands felt like rubber the moment after... but happens... no big deal.
I suggest you should do some Iai-Do... roughly translated to "The art of unsheathing a katana". I did it about some time and its really cool. Its good to learn the deathly strikes at high precision, while Kendo is really good for reflexes.
User avatar #129 to #127 - shadowsspawn (04/03/2012) [-]
See I doubt there are any places to learn stuff around where I live. I found one kendo academy in the area and that's it.
User avatar #135 to #129 - bigbonew (04/03/2012) [-]
Better take it than leave it. I personally think that Kendo is better preparation for a zombie apocalypse because speed and reflexes are more helpful than same level of accuracy. And you get to know how to fight against one ore more opponents, while Iai-Do the opponent is you...
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User avatar #121 to #120 - shadowsspawn (04/03/2012) [-]
I do in fact. Bought it last October and hope to start taking Kendo classes soon so I can use it to a high degree.
#106 - anon (04/03/2012) [-]
im glad to know 90% of the world knows how to defend a fictional disease that probably would be contained within the first few cases
#114 to #106 - penetratedjew (04/03/2012) [-]
good to know I'm not the only non- ZOMG ZOMBIEZZZ BACON HONEYBADGER faggot in the world.
User avatar #107 to #106 - jackthexiv ONLINE (04/03/2012) [-]
>.< dream kill much?
#70 - MurphyUK (04/03/2012) [-]
****		 fighting them all. RUN YOU STUPID BITCH!
**** fighting them all. RUN YOU STUPID BITCH!
User avatar #76 to #70 - angreif (04/03/2012) [-]
can't run when you're cornered which will eventually happen. best chance of survival is to hole up somewhere with multiple escape routes and hold it down as long as you can
User avatar #85 to #76 - coledunk ONLINE (04/03/2012) [-]
not a great idea, since zombies dont need food, youll eventually run out. even before you run out the moans from the undead would cause you to go stir crazy, common under siege situations. then again most zombie tactics have big flaws so no matter what you do you have a good chance of being screwed.
User avatar #87 to #85 - angreif (04/03/2012) [-]
true enough. there is no real foolproof zombie plan. though one of the best ideas i heard included basically making a walled village, in which they did farming and such, but in the story the leadership got really corrupt, which is completely realistic, at that
User avatar #95 to #87 - coledunk ONLINE (04/03/2012) [-]
finding a group is by far the best choice. smaller groups for mobel scouting group going from town to town looking for supplies and large groups for starting society, which would take alot of defences. so the walled village does sound like the best idea but i dont agree with the idea that the leader would become corrupt, though it is possible. i like to believe in this situation we could advoid that happening but i dont know...
User avatar #97 to #95 - angreif (04/03/2012) [-]
well, we could take the idea from the peasant in monty python, and have all decisions based solely in democratic vote, but there's still the potential of secret groups forming to influence the vote. also, for this community to work, it'd have to be communistic, and we've all seen how well that goes. though, with the fear of zombie indoctrination there's the definite chance that people actually would work together in the right way
User avatar #243 to #97 - coledunk ONLINE (04/04/2012) [-]
communism is actually a great system in this case. the reason it broke down was because they were trying to use it to run a country, it works in small groups and villages
User avatar #244 to #243 - angreif (04/05/2012) [-]
that's what i'm saying. when the zombies come, we need to get this system going
User avatar #78 to #76 - MurphyUK (04/03/2012) [-]
While all escape routes will be covered with zombies.
User avatar #81 to #78 - angreif (04/03/2012) [-]
that's why i said multiple. maybe some to the sea, some underground some to the ground and some to the sky. idealized situation? maybe. best case scenario? yes. if you have one highly fortified exit it get's all the attention, and there is no way to scout for supplies.
User avatar #83 to #81 - MurphyUK (04/03/2012) [-]
Underground is bad, because it is just going to get flooded with zombies, not to mention the ******** of time to create one. Sky is not so bad, it will only work if you have a zip line, or something like that, but then again you will draw alot of attention making it. ones to ground would be easy to get to. A big armoured truck would be the best bet, but there is still down sides to that.
User avatar #90 to #83 - angreif (04/03/2012) [-]
'tis true, 'tis true, as i said to coledunk above there is no real "foolproof" zombie survival plan
User avatar #82 to #81 - angreif (04/03/2012) [-]
#69 - godale (04/03/2012) [-]
Anybody know where to get all of this? especially the tools.
The badass axe and manual chainsaw in particular.
User avatar #79 to #69 - anonemous ONLINE (04/03/2012) [-]
my basement
User avatar #74 to #69 - alavastor (04/03/2012) [-]
www . trueswords . com / zombie _ apocalypse . php
User avatar #66 - sketchE (04/03/2012) [-]
i dont know why people waste so much money on survival **** made out of 550 cord. i got 300 feet for $20 and ive seen people spend the same a mount on about 8 feet thats mad into a bracelet that would take ten minutes to make
User avatar #40 - commontroll (04/03/2012) [-]
Shotguns are much too loud and the ammo is too heavy, and they're too much of over kill. In a zombie apocalypse, you'll want to use whatever has common ammo and is light, and use only as big of a round as you need against them. Main thing is to keep a good hunting rifle with a suppressor for distance, and a few melee weapons for close range. I have a tomahawk that is great for throwing. If you can use a bow, then that's even better than a gun, because you can usually reuse the ammo, and if you ever need more, just fletch arrows. Or take them because most stores won't be out of them.

Also, that axe is very useful looking, but seems too unbalanced/heavy to use against more than one at a time.
User avatar #44 to #40 - boaterowns (04/03/2012) [-]
************* hunting crossbow. It's less ****** and more legitty than a bow. Maybe not an English Longbow though.
User avatar #38 - jtwagner (04/03/2012) [-]
That Bear Grylls pack is **** . My friend has a broner for Grylls and got the kit. He bent the hooks taking them out and snapped the cord trying to tie them.
User avatar #26 - biggrand (04/03/2012) [-]
now you can kill yourself considering you probably wont know how to use alot of these properly
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User avatar #58 to #25 - pretzalman (04/03/2012) [-]
Green Knives are by KA-BAR and part of the "ZK" set, can't say about the kit
User avatar #24 - deluxedaddyrg (04/03/2012) [-]
If possible were would one go to purchase the green handled knives? also it would more likely be an alien invasion we would have to survive seeing as theres a greater chance of intelligent aliens finding earth than dead people coming back to life from a disease
#5 - LocustKing (04/02/2012) [-]
Here's your team.....DEAL WITH IT!!
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