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#189 - swichblade (04/03/2012) [-]
**swichblade rolled a random image posted in comment #197 at Like a child ** roll for my zombie apocalypse weapon

My actual weapons would be a Winchester 1200, WASR 10, and a Walther P1, which is only a single stack 9mm so wouldn't be all that great.
User avatar #245 to #189 - cloukora (04/05/2012) [-]
why? you rolled a great weapon right there! xD
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User avatar #146 - lyredragon (04/03/2012) [-]
-Knives...just no. If a zombie is close enough for that, then it's close enough to bite.
-cars are a bad idea to get out of the cities ( face it in the cities they are going to find you and there will be less space to run) try a bike or something streamline and silent -the main reason being is that everybody will rush out with their cars, making a horrible traffic jam (use the ingoing lane)
-Pack survival things, not guns-okay maybe one or two. (one bang, and all the zombies in a crowded place would come running, you've just rung the dinner bell)
-If you are going to use a gun make sure you know how.
-Stay in groups.
-A crowbar is a good tool to open doors with and use as a weapon as a last resort, very lightweight too.
-Get extremely good cardio, and wear comfy running shoes.
-have raw meat on you to distract zombies (assuming they aren't picky, although you're already ****** if it's come to that) Note, keep in in a sealed container or you might draw zombies closer.
-pack light, have fun

Now- wait it out with your logic shades on.
#154 to #146 - RainbowFright (04/03/2012) [-]
So no knives and one or two guns? You are right guns do make noise that's where the sharp objects come in, sharp objects to not take bullets, Guns have to stay clean to shoot properly "Fail to clean these guns and - sooner or later - they will fail you, especially the semi-automatics which need lots of TLC." www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1174423/posts so there goes packing light. You should only be in groups of 4-5 otherwise you are going to make too much noise. Zombies don't go after dead flesh or they would be eating road kill and not us.I have a small issue with the use a bike idea but everything else is okay except you do need weapons not just to protect you from zombies.
So no knives and one or two guns? You are right guns do make noise that's where the sharp objects come in, sharp objects to not take bullets, Guns have to stay clean to shoot properly "Fail to clean these guns and - sooner or later - they will fail you, especially the semi-automatics which need lots of TLC." www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1174423/posts so there goes packing light. You should only be in groups of 4-5 otherwise you are going to make too much noise. Zombies don't go after dead flesh or they would be eating road kill and not us.I have a small issue with the use a bike idea but everything else is okay except you do need weapons not just to protect you from zombies.
User avatar #232 to #154 - lyredragon (04/03/2012) [-]
I was thinking more blunt objects, because sharp objects create blood and splatters and if your mouth is open or you have an open cut that wasn't noticed or whatnot you might get infected without being bitten (I'm assuming that it's spread by saliva, blood ect) . Travelling completely alone would be a bad idea for the fact that getting overrun or surrounded (I wasn't suggesting that bring the whole extended family.) Good point about not only Zombie being the only enemy. It's funny how some people think they know how to use a gun because of being good at a fps. I don't own a gun, wouldn't even know how to take one apart, I know only what movies have shown me, and they have a track history for being completely to fact.
User avatar #253 to #232 - RainbowFright (04/05/2012) [-]
I plan on getting masks and goggles to protect my face, and metal gauntlets to protect my arms and the same thing for my legs.I want to get a bow and arrows since I prefer them other guns. I live in a hunting family (I'm the only one that doesn't know how to assemble/disassemble a gun but I can shoot). I plan on staying in one place with six other people, I'm sure one of them will die fairly quickly though. So many people tell me their zombie plans and I just tear it apart, You were the first one that I really agreed with.Watching a movie about using and cleaning guns is nothing to the real thing trust me.
#208 to #146 - fatimmortal (04/03/2012) [-]
What about silenced guns?

Would swords make a difference? I mean, the only way you're going to be noisy with swords is you accidentally hit a metal pole and make a SPANG sound or you run in screaming Leeroy Jenkins.
User avatar #231 to #208 - lyredragon (04/03/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZU5TGljAmw

Silenced guns still actually make noise, albeit less but sounds more hollow. Yep now I need to learn how to use a gun. I was never thinking swords because I don't own one, the only swords I've seen in real life are rapiers which look flimsy and decorative at best. I do have a crowbar in the garage though.
#124 - aysonator (04/03/2012) [-]
I am just as obsessed with the sombie apoc as everyone else so please let me chuck in my two pence. Thats right pence im english!   
   
So what id do is get a light bag and fill it with rehydratable meals and seeds. I'd get a small tent, and purification tablets, a flint, some battrys (so if i ever need electrizity in emergencies i can get some, i know i wouldnt have enough to rely on), shovels. Hammer, and either a silenced hunting rifle (if i can access one although england has tight as hell gun laws) or some traping hunting eqipment.   
   
Right you may think im packing light but heres my plan. I live in semi-rural devon, i would go up to the moors where theres less people so as not to get infected first of all. Now up on the moors there are tonnes of animals like cows and sheep. I'd live up in the moors by myself (again less chance of infection) and first few months live off hunted animals using the rifle or trapping gear, and the rehydratable meals. Then use the seeds i brought to live off after they start growing and any food that grows naturally.   
   
So im sustainable as i have food, i am out of the way of zombies so they are unlikelly to ever fnid me so it sounds like a pretty solid defence plan to me!
I am just as obsessed with the sombie apoc as everyone else so please let me chuck in my two pence. Thats right pence im english!

So what id do is get a light bag and fill it with rehydratable meals and seeds. I'd get a small tent, and purification tablets, a flint, some battrys (so if i ever need electrizity in emergencies i can get some, i know i wouldnt have enough to rely on), shovels. Hammer, and either a silenced hunting rifle (if i can access one although england has tight as hell gun laws) or some traping hunting eqipment.

Right you may think im packing light but heres my plan. I live in semi-rural devon, i would go up to the moors where theres less people so as not to get infected first of all. Now up on the moors there are tonnes of animals like cows and sheep. I'd live up in the moors by myself (again less chance of infection) and first few months live off hunted animals using the rifle or trapping gear, and the rehydratable meals. Then use the seeds i brought to live off after they start growing and any food that grows naturally.

So im sustainable as i have food, i am out of the way of zombies so they are unlikelly to ever fnid me so it sounds like a pretty solid defence plan to me!
User avatar #158 to #124 - RainbowFright (04/03/2012) [-]
Zombies can move so they will find you after some time. A tent wont protect you from them,mother nature, or the wild animals coming to eat you. You need bottled water too. What if you run out of bullets?
User avatar #165 to #158 - aysonator (04/03/2012) [-]
I assume you dont know how bug the moors are, the moors a masive area with no big urban settlements for hundreds of miles nithign but uninhabited wildlands for miles, i could easily get myself 20 miles away from any other people (and hence zombies)and even if against all the odds some find me, my only supplys is a tent so i can run away and relocate somewhere else. Theres loads of springs and lakes on the moors so i wouldnt need spring water as theres clean water up there already. And theres no wild animals on the moors anti human its all cattle and farmstock, so im safe from wild animals, and i'd bring some winter clothes so im safe from the elements and i can always set up in a woods to avoid really heavy rain. and i am not reliant upon bullets as i plan to trap mostly (like i said its mostly cattle and sheep anyway so i dont really need a gun i could probably lead a cow to my hideout without a fght then just slit its throut and light a fire. So as you can see im fully planned. Checkmate zombies
User avatar #168 to #165 - RainbowFright (04/03/2012) [-]
I have gone camping before and have never been able to disassemble a tent in under 60 seconds like you seem too. You do need bottled water because what if someone has the same plan as you found a zombie and shot it and it happened to fall into your water supply? I'm not willing to even chance boiling it all night. So wild animals fleeing from zombies can't run into you? Wild animals searching for food can't find themselves face to face with you? The livestock (which seems like people know about) wont cause any attention from man,wild animal,zombie? The wild animals will be doing the same thing you say you will do which some call migration. A winter jacket and a tent wont protect you when it gets 20 degrees Fahrenheit. You don't think that when cattle or sheep know they are in danger they will run? They will do anything even break their cages/fences to get out of danger. The cow wont moo when you catch it? the cow wont cry out alerting things near by when you kill it? So you will eat that whole cow in one sitting huh? With no electricity to keep it cold it will spoil quickly, wild animals will smell it and come looking for it. For the zombie apocalypse you need enough food per person to last 3-5 years. That's not packing light. You will run out of food.
User avatar #169 to #168 - aysonator (04/03/2012) [-]
Sorry how the heck is it gonna last 3-5 years they run out of food, i think someone worked it out that everyone would be infected in 4 months (someone figured that if it was biting spread but it seems like a fair guess) how long could they last when they have infected everyone and theres no food, at best 6 months, thats not impossible by any stretch using my technique. And my "camp" shall we say would be far away from the rest of the animals so it wouldnt matter about the sound, and there are ways of preserving past freezing so i could take as much of the cow as i could use then leave the remains (of which there would be lots) helluva long way from me so its not a problem with deiseses or calling in more zombies. And i theres one man tents that you can intstantly put up by throwing and put away by pulling a rope on the side, so i can move fast, and if im really desperate, then i can leave it and just use something else when i can get a chance. With the water thing, like i said theres springs all over the moors so i can go straight to the source to be safe. And i wont be pitching the tent in the middle of a feild it will be somewhere covered so stampeding or panicked animals wont be a worry, and there arn't any hunting animals in devon, the most dangerous things really are rams or foxs i **** you not, i think a hammer can deal with a fox, and rams are terrotorial so just keep away. I say that more clothes and mabye a fire will stop the lowest temps out here (it rarelly goes past -10 degrees here)
#171 to #169 - RainbowFright (04/03/2012) [-]
With your plan zombies will be the least of your worries. The only ones getting infected will be the stupid people, like the ones thinking staying on the ground or underground is best. Zombies can last a long time without food. Your stupidity is making my head hurt.
With your plan zombies will be the least of your worries. The only ones getting infected will be the stupid people, like the ones thinking staying on the ground or underground is best. Zombies can last a long time without food. Your stupidity is making my head hurt.
#186 to #171 - aysonator (04/03/2012) [-]
Dude chillax dont get mad over this, no-one knows how it'll spread and how itll work, if you'd rather stay in a city with other people and more zombies or what ever you wanna do, go for it. But this is how i would go about things if it where to happen. As my first worry is not getting infected so staying away would be the obvious answer so this is an easy way to do it. And how do we know they last a long time without food? You saw it in a video game, a book, on tv?
User avatar #202 to #186 - RainbowFright (04/03/2012) [-]
I never said I would stay in or go to a city. They can freeze up in cold weather which can preserve them. I never said I was mad, I'm actually just sitting here talking to a friend on Facebook. It doesn't really matter how it spreads, it can still get into a water supply from the infected falling in it. Your plan isn't really easy at all. See my Grandma lives in a two story log house off the grid, Already has enough canned goods to feed 10 people for 3 years and I have my own supply of food. The plan is to live on the second floor and destroy the stairs. I live in a hunting and camping family. we have everything we need to stay there (we still need bottled water I only have 3 gallons right now.) All we need if we have to bug out is a little extra gasoline just in case. I'm not going to state everything though because that will help keep us alive. Really our only downfall would be someone in the group being an idiot and doing something stupid when I tell them not too.
User avatar #215 to #202 - aysonator (04/03/2012) [-]
Dude i said you were mad as you were taking stabs at me calling me stupid, a textbook signs that someone is either mad or butthurt. And you were just trying to stab at me from the start and when i gave counter arguments you jumped to calling me an idiot.
User avatar #223 to #215 - RainbowFright (04/03/2012) [-]
Your plan is stupid, You need to actually sit down and think really hard. If I'm in a tent what can get me? Even a falling tree branch can hurt you.I have an army bag, you can only fill it with so many things so I'm only taking food,water, a little bit of clothes, and a fleece blanket or two. then I have a plastic tub with a handle will my small survival gear (rain suits, heat packets,rope...ect. then I have a plastic bag full of hand sanitizer. and all my hunting knifes can go in my pants pockets, pockets on my main bag. even ones with belt hooks. My machete can be hooked to my belt,The only thing I will have to carry is the survival box and my sword. I know plenty of ways to get to my destination even back ways, Heck if I wanted too I could take my car there but that would be stupid depending on what's going on. My grandma even has Willow trees growing in her yard and the switches when cut up can be used as aspirin for when we run out of medicine. If you are going to live in the woods you need to know what plants will kill you and what ones can help you when you get hurt. You also need to know what to do when someone or you breaks a leg/arm or gets a bad infection.
#8 - gilliam (04/02/2012) [-]
That hammer axe, would you call that a... (pic related)
#213 - porkchips (04/03/2012) [-]
**porkchips rolled a random image posted in comment #3435504 at FJ Pony Thread ** <--- my weapon...
User avatar #214 to #213 - porkchips (04/03/2012) [-]
All right!! I hired Kony kids as bodyguards!!
#205 - albertjester (04/03/2012) [-]
weapon durability: infinite.
#191 - bipedalmeats (04/03/2012) [-]
<-- I love this one
#141 - logantheponykiller (04/03/2012) [-]
i would use this
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#151 to #149 - logantheponykiller (04/03/2012) [-]
are you a retard that is a ten foot blade that pyramid head uses which if you make it you would kill zombies in a single swing
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#155 to #152 - logantheponykiller (04/03/2012) [-]
hes from silent hill a video game
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#174 to #141 - gizmotechie (04/03/2012) [-]
if that blade was made it would either be
very flimsy (light metal)
or extremely heavy (durable Metal)
so nty lol
ill stick with a machete or Properly made katana
#184 to #174 - DyfedDarkly (04/03/2012) [-]
Honestly you have to know what your doing with a katana, because most people would get it entangled in sinew and bone, and break the blade. It's not a delicate weapon, but it does take skill to use it properly. As for upkeep, a sword of that nature takes almost as much time and effort to keep in shape as a gun. You can't just keep hacking with it, and each strike can dull the blade in an unskilled hand. Once the Katana is blunt, you have to use the stabbing point.. and then that increases the chance of the blade breaking. For Melee against undead, it's best to use a bludgen(Bat, Mace, Pipe, anything with heft and can crush bone.).
User avatar #190 to #184 - gizmotechie (04/03/2012) [-]
i agree the upkeep for a katana is rigorous but to keep the other blade as useful it would be about the same if not more so it wouldn't just turn into a very heavy cricket like bat , katanas dont simply break when slicing through flesh & bone (when properly made as i said), and the wielder of the katana needs to be quite skilled with it when combating trained enemies not mindless meat bags
User avatar #175 to #174 - logantheponykiller (04/03/2012) [-]
it would be made of iron and it would be way better to carry then a katana since it can also cut other metals and break walls and slice groups of zombies down like its nothing
User avatar #182 to #175 - gizmotechie (04/03/2012) [-]
a ten ft. tall chunk of iron..... i'd like to see you try and lug that around all day and swing it through walls and why would u even need to break walls with it anyways?


#188 to #182 - Novafirefall (04/03/2012) [-]
Do not worry, I am sure he knows what he is doing.
#183 to #182 - logantheponykiller (04/03/2012) [-]
just in case and its meant to be heavy its a ten foot blade of pure iron used by pyramid head able to cut things in half
User avatar #185 to #183 - gizmotechie (04/03/2012) [-]
it's meant for Pyramid head for a reason. he has beyond normal strength and able to rip the skin off a human being.

for a normal human being it would most likely be a hunk of dead weight you wouldn't be able to wield properly (not to mention swing through a group of zombies or a wall)
#187 to #185 - logantheponykiller (04/03/2012) [-]
you would make it out of steel it is not as heavy as iron and it would it cut things like zombies easy
User avatar #192 to #187 - gizmotechie (04/03/2012) [-]
it would still be quite hefty and downgrading to a weaker metal would cause it become flimsy and bend over time thus opening the possibility that it will turn mid swing and harm the wielder
#195 to #192 - logantheponykiller (04/03/2012) [-]
fine use carbon steel if you find any or just get strong enough to hold a ten foot blade of iron
User avatar #196 to #195 - gizmotechie (04/03/2012) [-]
professional body builders (some of the strongest men in the world) world have a tough time using a blade like that after a extended period of time and a blade that thick (to keep from bending) would have a very tough time slicing through zombies it would mainly be a blunt instrument instead
#197 to #196 - logantheponykiller (04/03/2012) [-]
if you want something to use that would be of that effect of cutting bones and flesh and taking groups of zombies down (not walls) use this
#201 to #197 - gizmotechie (04/03/2012) [-]
isnt that a kilij? if so that katan has been proven more effective, and i just personally prefer the longer handle for more control

< Made for decoration mainly but the general design is the same
User avatar #206 to #201 - logantheponykiller (04/03/2012) [-]
a kilji has been proven to beat a katana with its curved blade that would cut a bone easy one swing from this would be over for anyone as it cuts pigs in half also
User avatar #211 to #206 - gizmotechie (04/03/2012) [-]
also the katana is lighter then the kilij causing less exhaustion over time
User avatar #209 to #206 - gizmotechie (04/03/2012) [-]
katanas have tested and cut through 3 to 5 pigs (lying atop each other) and has a much harder sharper edge
User avatar #204 to #201 - Novafirefall (04/03/2012) [-]
I am quite thankful for the fact that people with idiotic weapon ideas will be the first to bite it...

Weed out the fools, hopefully.
User avatar #203 to #201 - gizmotechie (04/03/2012) [-]
the katana*
Apologies lol im tired been up since 2am cant sleep lol
#110 - ghostyogurt (04/03/2012) [-]
This is mine I bought it from my work cause ya never know :p
#70 - MurphyUK (04/03/2012) [-]
****		 fighting them all. RUN YOU STUPID BITCH!
**** fighting them all. RUN YOU STUPID BITCH!
User avatar #76 to #70 - angreif (04/03/2012) [-]
can't run when you're cornered which will eventually happen. best chance of survival is to hole up somewhere with multiple escape routes and hold it down as long as you can
User avatar #85 to #76 - coledunk (04/03/2012) [-]
not a great idea, since zombies dont need food, youll eventually run out. even before you run out the moans from the undead would cause you to go stir crazy, common under siege situations. then again most zombie tactics have big flaws so no matter what you do you have a good chance of being screwed.
User avatar #87 to #85 - angreif (04/03/2012) [-]
true enough. there is no real foolproof zombie plan. though one of the best ideas i heard included basically making a walled village, in which they did farming and such, but in the story the leadership got really corrupt, which is completely realistic, at that
User avatar #95 to #87 - coledunk (04/03/2012) [-]
finding a group is by far the best choice. smaller groups for mobel scouting group going from town to town looking for supplies and large groups for starting society, which would take alot of defences. so the walled village does sound like the best idea but i dont agree with the idea that the leader would become corrupt, though it is possible. i like to believe in this situation we could advoid that happening but i dont know...
User avatar #97 to #95 - angreif (04/03/2012) [-]
well, we could take the idea from the peasant in monty python, and have all decisions based solely in democratic vote, but there's still the potential of secret groups forming to influence the vote. also, for this community to work, it'd have to be communistic, and we've all seen how well that goes. though, with the fear of zombie indoctrination there's the definite chance that people actually would work together in the right way
User avatar #243 to #97 - coledunk (04/04/2012) [-]
communism is actually a great system in this case. the reason it broke down was because they were trying to use it to run a country, it works in small groups and villages
User avatar #244 to #243 - angreif (04/05/2012) [-]
that's what i'm saying. when the zombies come, we need to get this system going
User avatar #78 to #76 - MurphyUK (04/03/2012) [-]
While all escape routes will be covered with zombies.
User avatar #81 to #78 - angreif (04/03/2012) [-]
that's why i said multiple. maybe some to the sea, some underground some to the ground and some to the sky. idealized situation? maybe. best case scenario? yes. if you have one highly fortified exit it get's all the attention, and there is no way to scout for supplies.
User avatar #83 to #81 - MurphyUK (04/03/2012) [-]
Underground is bad, because it is just going to get flooded with zombies, not to mention the ******** of time to create one. Sky is not so bad, it will only work if you have a zip line, or something like that, but then again you will draw alot of attention making it. ones to ground would be easy to get to. A big armoured truck would be the best bet, but there is still down sides to that.
User avatar #90 to #83 - angreif (04/03/2012) [-]
'tis true, 'tis true, as i said to coledunk above there is no real "foolproof" zombie survival plan
User avatar #82 to #81 - angreif (04/03/2012) [-]
*gets
User avatar #66 - sketchE ONLINE (04/03/2012) [-]
i dont know why people waste so much money on survival **** made out of 550 cord. i got 300 feet for $20 and ive seen people spend the same a mount on about 8 feet thats mad into a bracelet that would take ten minutes to make
User avatar #38 - jtwagner (04/03/2012) [-]
That Bear Grylls pack is **** . My friend has a broner for Grylls and got the kit. He bent the hooks taking them out and snapped the cord trying to tie them.
User avatar #26 - biggrand (04/03/2012) [-]
now you can kill yourself considering you probably wont know how to use alot of these properly
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User avatar #58 to #25 - pretzalman ONLINE (04/03/2012) [-]
Green Knives are by KA-BAR and part of the "ZK" set, can't say about the kit
User avatar #24 - deluxedaddyrg (04/03/2012) [-]
If possible were would one go to purchase the green handled knives? also it would more likely be an alien invasion we would have to survive seeing as theres a greater chance of intelligent aliens finding earth than dead people coming back to life from a disease
#1 - ruinsage (04/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #173 - turboplague (04/03/2012) [-]
This kit would suck... you have too many things that are pointless and you don't need.
User avatar #181 to #173 - abobtheninja ONLINE (04/03/2012) [-]
Actually, most of the stuff listed is things you need to survive. Not just for killing zombies but things you would need to hunt and survive in the woods or any non urban environment.
#106 - anon (04/03/2012) [-]
im glad to know 90% of the world knows how to defend a fictional disease that probably would be contained within the first few cases
#114 to #106 - penetratedjew (04/03/2012) [-]
good to know I'm not the only non- ZOMG ZOMBIEZZZ BACON HONEYBADGER faggot in the world.
User avatar #107 to #106 - jackthexiv ONLINE (04/03/2012) [-]
>.< dream kill much?
#69 - godale (04/03/2012) [-]
Anybody know where to get all of this? especially the tools.
The badass axe and manual chainsaw in particular.
User avatar #79 to #69 - anonemous (04/03/2012) [-]
my basement
User avatar #74 to #69 - alavastor (04/03/2012) [-]
www . trueswords . com / zombie _ apocalypse . php
User avatar #40 - commontroll (04/03/2012) [-]
Shotguns are much too loud and the ammo is too heavy, and they're too much of over kill. In a zombie apocalypse, you'll want to use whatever has common ammo and is light, and use only as big of a round as you need against them. Main thing is to keep a good hunting rifle with a suppressor for distance, and a few melee weapons for close range. I have a tomahawk that is great for throwing. If you can use a bow, then that's even better than a gun, because you can usually reuse the ammo, and if you ever need more, just fletch arrows. Or take them because most stores won't be out of them.

Also, that axe is very useful looking, but seems too unbalanced/heavy to use against more than one at a time.
User avatar #44 to #40 - boaterowns (04/03/2012) [-]
************* hunting crossbow. It's less ****** and more legitty than a bow. Maybe not an English Longbow though.
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