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#189 - swichblade (04/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**swichblade rolled a random image posted in comment #197 at Like a child ** roll for my zombie apocalypse weapon

My actual weapons would be a Winchester 1200, WASR 10, and a Walther P1, which is only a single stack 9mm so wouldn't be all that great.
#167 - jebusjabarty (04/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#219 to #212 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/03/2012) [-]
Gonna be a short fight with only 1 bullet in the chamber and no magazine.
#163 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/03/2012) [-]
i saw this **** on 9gag while i was sucking dick
smooth move, OP
User avatar #146 - lyredragon (04/03/2012) [+] (5 replies)
-Knives...just no. If a zombie is close enough for that, then it's close enough to bite.
-cars are a bad idea to get out of the cities ( face it in the cities they are going to find you and there will be less space to run) try a bike or something streamline and silent -the main reason being is that everybody will rush out with their cars, making a horrible traffic jam (use the ingoing lane)
-Pack survival things, not guns-okay maybe one or two. (one bang, and all the zombies in a crowded place would come running, you've just rung the dinner bell)
-If you are going to use a gun make sure you know how.
-Stay in groups.
-A crowbar is a good tool to open doors with and use as a weapon as a last resort, very lightweight too.
-Get extremely good cardio, and wear comfy running shoes.
-have raw meat on you to distract zombies (assuming they aren't picky, although you're already ****** if it's come to that) Note, keep in in a sealed container or you might draw zombies closer.
-pack light, have fun

Now- wait it out with your logic shades on.
#141 - logantheponykiller (04/03/2012) [+] (25 replies)
i would use this
#155 to #152 - logantheponykiller (04/03/2012) [-]
hes from silent hill a video game
#124 - aysonator (04/03/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I am just as obsessed with the sombie apoc as everyone else so please let me chuck in my two pence. Thats right pence im english!   
   
So what id do is get a light bag and fill it with rehydratable meals and seeds. I'd get a small tent, and purification tablets, a flint, some battrys (so if i ever need electrizity in emergencies i can get some, i know i wouldnt have enough to rely on), shovels. Hammer, and either a silenced hunting rifle (if i can access one although england has tight as hell gun laws) or some traping hunting eqipment.   
   
Right you may think im packing light but heres my plan. I live in semi-rural devon, i would go up to the moors where theres less people so as not to get infected first of all. Now up on the moors there are tonnes of animals like cows and sheep. I'd live up in the moors by myself (again less chance of infection) and first few months live off hunted animals using the rifle or trapping gear, and the rehydratable meals. Then use the seeds i brought to live off after they start growing and any food that grows naturally.   
   
So im sustainable as i have food, i am out of the way of zombies so they are unlikelly to ever fnid me so it sounds like a pretty solid defence plan to me!
I am just as obsessed with the sombie apoc as everyone else so please let me chuck in my two pence. Thats right pence im english!

So what id do is get a light bag and fill it with rehydratable meals and seeds. I'd get a small tent, and purification tablets, a flint, some battrys (so if i ever need electrizity in emergencies i can get some, i know i wouldnt have enough to rely on), shovels. Hammer, and either a silenced hunting rifle (if i can access one although england has tight as hell gun laws) or some traping hunting eqipment.

Right you may think im packing light but heres my plan. I live in semi-rural devon, i would go up to the moors where theres less people so as not to get infected first of all. Now up on the moors there are tonnes of animals like cows and sheep. I'd live up in the moors by myself (again less chance of infection) and first few months live off hunted animals using the rifle or trapping gear, and the rehydratable meals. Then use the seeds i brought to live off after they start growing and any food that grows naturally.

So im sustainable as i have food, i am out of the way of zombies so they are unlikelly to ever fnid me so it sounds like a pretty solid defence plan to me!
#113 - kingmaster (04/03/2012) [-]
**** Yeah Slingshot
User avatar #173 - turboplague (04/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This kit would suck... you have too many things that are pointless and you don't need.
User avatar #181 to #173 - abobtheninja (04/03/2012) [-]
Actually, most of the stuff listed is things you need to survive. Not just for killing zombies but things you would need to hunt and survive in the woods or any non urban environment.
#116 - shadowsspawn (04/03/2012) [+] (12 replies)
My weapon for the apocalypse. Nothing beats a good katana.
#110 - ghostyogurt (04/03/2012) [-]
This is mine I bought it from my work cause ya never know :p
#106 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
im glad to know 90% of the world knows how to defend a fictional disease that probably would be contained within the first few cases
User avatar #107 to #106 - jackthexiv ONLINE (04/03/2012) [-]
>.< dream kill much?
#70 - MurphyUK (04/03/2012) [+] (12 replies)
****					 fighting them all. RUN YOU STUPID BITCH!
**** fighting them all. RUN YOU STUPID BITCH!
#69 - godale (04/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Anybody know where to get all of this? especially the tools.
The badass axe and manual chainsaw in particular.
User avatar #74 to #69 - alavastor (04/03/2012) [-]
www . trueswords . com / zombie _ apocalypse . php
User avatar #66 - sketchE ONLINE (04/03/2012) [-]
i dont know why people waste so much money on survival **** made out of 550 cord. i got 300 feet for $20 and ive seen people spend the same a mount on about 8 feet thats mad into a bracelet that would take ten minutes to make
User avatar #40 - commontroll (04/03/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Shotguns are much too loud and the ammo is too heavy, and they're too much of over kill. In a zombie apocalypse, you'll want to use whatever has common ammo and is light, and use only as big of a round as you need against them. Main thing is to keep a good hunting rifle with a suppressor for distance, and a few melee weapons for close range. I have a tomahawk that is great for throwing. If you can use a bow, then that's even better than a gun, because you can usually reuse the ammo, and if you ever need more, just fletch arrows. Or take them because most stores won't be out of them.

Also, that axe is very useful looking, but seems too unbalanced/heavy to use against more than one at a time.
User avatar #38 - jtwagner (04/03/2012) [-]
That Bear Grylls pack is **** . My friend has a broner for Grylls and got the kit. He bent the hooks taking them out and snapped the cord trying to tie them.
+1
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User avatar #24 - deluxedaddyrg (04/03/2012) [-]
If possible were would one go to purchase the green handled knives? also it would more likely be an alien invasion we would have to survive seeing as theres a greater chance of intelligent aliens finding earth than dead people coming back to life from a disease
#5 - LocustKing (04/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Here's your team.....DEAL WITH IT!!
#1 - ruinsage (04/02/2012) [-]
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