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#926 - brutusantony (04/03/2012) [-]
My IQ is at least -2 and I have yet to find one...well...one that has not put me in the friend zone...
User avatar #925 - mmajunkie (04/03/2012) [-]
>Assuming you're some sort of badass woman based on nothing
>tits or gtfo
+3
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User avatar #921 - uniformzulu (04/03/2012) [-]
you said the special words. "stab something"

#920 - steckenrider (04/03/2012) [-]
<--all (straight) men
<--all (straight) men
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#913 - forgonius (04/03/2012) [-]
**forgonius rolls 75** An internet for you.
**forgonius rolls 75** An internet for you.
#912 - dmcneece (04/03/2012) [-]
You're my ************* hero, marry me?
#909 - actoftreason (04/03/2012) [-]
Well said. I know that feel.
Well said. I know that feel.
#898 - anonymous (04/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #897 - infinitereaper (04/03/2012) [-]
If there is one thing I know, its that gender... hasn't nothing to do with the fact that life sucks, usually for you, and not for the douches. Kudos on the truth, sure this is one of "those" posts, but hey if we didn't hear stuff like this we might be blinded by ignorance, we are all in the same boat here.
User avatar #896 - shadowhorn (04/03/2012) [-]
1. be girl
2. talk about **** reposted and spread all over this site
3. ????
4. profit
#895 - brewbs (04/03/2012) [-]
Really confused me for a second
User avatar #890 - emokoneko (04/03/2012) [-]
I've seriously dated two men in my entire life. The first was an ******* , but the second made my life better than it had ever been. Now we're married with a baby and life is great. ^.^
#927 to #890 - verius (04/03/2012) [-]
I have no reaction picture in the &quot;feel&quot; category, so here's a hype dog.
I have no reaction picture in the "feel" category, so here's a hype dog.
User avatar #889 - righteousmuffin (04/03/2012) [-]
1) You're wrong. 10-30 guys is a whore. Most women date 1-15 guys in their lifetime. (Maybe 20, tops.)
2) LUK AT MEH IM A GURL GIV MEH TUMBZ!!!!!111
3) I ******* hate these posts. "Hey guyz im 12 and I apoligez 4 mi generation lol" Thumbwhoring at its finest.
4) Who is this post supposed to be aimed to? Even if you weren't obviously a thumbwhore, you'd have to be a retard because this site is 95% guys.
5) There are hot guys. There are smart guys. There are nice guys. There are only a few that are all three. Most women go, "Oh, looky what we have-a here." and go for looks. Me, personally, go for guys (on a scale of 1-10) around a 7 because hot guys are too much to handle. Cute guys are more apt to be smart and nice.
6) I ******* hate you. Rot in hell. I'm sorry
7) Duh.

And then the thumbwhore died and the town of Funnyjunk lived almost happily ever after.
#939 to #889 - gergen (04/03/2012) [-]
Please, continue to tell us of how your jimmies are rustled.
Please, continue to tell us of how your jimmies are rustled.
User avatar #894 to #889 - Kingsteveooo (04/03/2012) [-]
Then you pulled the cock from your ass and shut the **** up.

I was happy to see this post, it reminded me of the women who really do treat men fairly.
User avatar #878 - koalafication (04/03/2012) [-]
Don't worry, this works both ways.
We're ashamed of our douches too.
+7
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#877 - onenation (04/03/2012) [-]
I love you. Please continue and don't stop what your saying...
I love you. Please continue and don't stop what your saying...
+2
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#874 - anonymous (04/03/2012) [-]
AMEN! <3
#873 - anonymous (04/03/2012) [-]
Marry me.
#872 - kikichu (04/03/2012) [-]
GIRL used COMMON SENSE.    
it was super effective!
GIRL used COMMON SENSE.
it was super effective!
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