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#572 - wazzupplaya
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(03/03/2010) [-]
**wazzupplaya rolls 2** if this ends in a 3 then i will do whatver the first person to reply to this comment wants me to do
(say it in the comment)
#586 to #572 - YukonCornelius
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(03/03/2010) [-]
**YukonCornelius rolls 414,199,068** if this roll has any numbers in it you will shut the **** up and stop commenting
#595 to #586 - DoctorDinosaur
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(03/03/2010) [-]
Win.
#567 - MysteriousMaxWell
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(03/03/2010) [-]
Haha!
#566 - MalevolentSlapper
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(03/03/2010) [-]
**MalevolentSlapper rolls 644,264,858** Anonymous= AbortedFetus
#558 - BigBossAlak
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(03/03/2010) [-]
Haha this is the first funny thing that has made number one in funnyjunk in awhile.
#553 - AStrawberryPoptart
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(03/03/2010) [-]
**AStrawberryPoptart rolls 5** If this is a 7 i will give myself a bj
#551 - Rusnor
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(03/03/2010) [-]
**Rusnor rolls 230,181,854** <-- How many coolness points I award to everyone on this site who likes pokemon.
#547 - cheesebuttsandwich **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2010) [-]
funny junk sucks and i am a troll ahahahahahahahahahahahaha i hate all of you basterds and i will rape all your pets!!!!!!!!!!!!
#563 to #547 - cheesebuttsandwich **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2010) [-]
**** funnyjunk and everyone in it. I hate you and you and you and you and you. and penis
#514 - robberthehero
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(03/03/2010) [-]
My friend Baught an iMac... And he gave it to me after one day and said, 'Your a fag! have my faggotory computer' Im no fag... I just Like wearing dresses <3 :3
#512 - SuperNipple **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2010) [-]
**SuperNipple rolls 526,502,226**
mah boi sunglasses are what all true warriors strive for
#525 to #512 - anon
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(03/03/2010) [-]
srry rong site run over to youtube
#507 - xKaTaKyLzMx
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(03/03/2010) [-]
.....WIN.....WIN.....WIN.....WIN.....WINWIN.......WIN
......WIN....WIN....WIN... ...WIN.....WIN.WIN......WIN
.......WIN...WIN...WIN.......WIN.....WIN....WIN...WI N
........WINWINWINWI........WIN.....WIN.......WINWIN
#502 - tazifer
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(03/03/2010) [-]
of course.. he has an asain penis
#446 - TheLostPenguinnnnn
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(03/03/2010) [-]
Edward Cullen makes my pussy wet. MMMM HES SEXY
#452 to #446 - RickGastly
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(03/03/2010) [-]
Is today opposite day on funnyjunk or something?
#431 - oralb
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(03/03/2010) [-]
lmao thats the funniest **** ive seen today. i love how he puts on another pair of sunglasses right on top of the other one. lmao
#420 - RunnyKnickers
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(03/03/2010) [-]
**RunnyKnickers rolls 586,263,573** this roll will begin with 2 and end in 3.
#425 to #420 - anon
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(03/03/2010) [-]
almost
#436 to #420 - maisymoomoo
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(03/03/2010) [-]
**maisymoomoo rolls 459,311,501** if this roll ends in 7, ill duck tape my boobs to my fore head
#448 to #436 - jmbraze **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2010) [-]
maisy, you have a computer in the kitchen?
#453 to #448 - maisymoomoo
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(03/03/2010) [-]
YES, HOLY ****, WHO THE **** IS THIS?
#444 to #436 - PedophileBear
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(03/03/2010) [-]
**PedophileBear rolls 785,709,365** If this has a 2 in it, I will hot glue your ankles to your ears.
#451 to #444 - maisymoomoo
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(03/03/2010) [-]
**maisymoomoo rolls 550,496,032** if this roll has a 4, i will shove you have to shove your head into your butt
#454 to #451 - PedophileBear
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(03/03/2010) [-]
**PedophileBear rolls 353,499,003** If this ends in an odd number, I will staple your asscheeks together.
#466 to #454 - maisymoomoo
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(03/03/2010) [-]
OH ****... *roll 9* if this number ends in a even number, i will shove your own foot into your mouth
#472 to #466 - PedophileBear
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(03/03/2010) [-]
**PedophileBear rolls 010,626,987** If it contains more than 2 of the same digit, you will shut the hell up and take the ass stapling like a man.
#470 to #466 - maisymoomoo
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(03/03/2010) [-]
**maisymoomoo rolls 3,986**
#480 to #470 - maisymoomoo
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(03/03/2010) [-]
**maisymoomoo rolls 38,546** if this number ends in 6, you have to staple you ass cheeks together instead
#265 - anon
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(03/03/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 4** may vagina depth in inches
#266 to #265 - anon
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(03/03/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 4** my dick length in inches
#277 to #266 - insect **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2010) [-]
perfect fit
#356 to #277 - ChronianDemonXIV **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2010) [-]
Holy ****, are you ever GAY!
#359 to #356 - insect **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2010) [-]
man are you ever racist
#365 to #359 - ChronianDemonXIV **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2010) [-]
Well, I'M not the MAN who said "perfect fit" when someone else told you his DICK LENGHT, so suck on that wanker stick, why don't you?
#383 to #365 - insect **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2010) [-]
vag depth is 4 to *******
#400 to #383 - ChronianDemonXIV **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2010) [-]
And only YOU would pay attention to that.
Go **** a cactus, cock-sucker.
#402 to #400 - insect **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2010) [-]
yea i pay atention to the vag depth
#257 - anon
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(03/03/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 916,999,962** name for anons: AlexEishomosexual , this is also my dick, in inches
#267 to #257 - ItsMoo **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2010) [-]
**ItsMoo rolls 956,776,759** size of my penis in inches
#274 to #267 - freakaleak
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(03/03/2010) [-]
Wow, thats way to small. Im dissapoint
#278 to #274 - ItsMoo **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2010) [-]
better than your 0 inches mr. dissapoint
#303 to #278 - freakaleak
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(03/03/2010) [-]
im a girl, so it works :)
#542 to #303 - ItsMoo **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2010) [-]
can i has tit pics? :3
#600 to #542 - freakaleak
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(03/03/2010) [-]
no :3
#626 to #600 - ItsMoo **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2010) [-]
**ItsMoo rolls 2** if i roll 1 u has to give me pic
#628 to #626 - ItsMoo **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2010) [-]
so damn close....
#629 to #628 - freakaleak
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(03/03/2010) [-]
**freakaleak rolls 5** if I roll 0 you will never get laid!
#631 to #629 - ItsMoo **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2010) [-]
**ItsMoo rolls 7** if i roll 6 u has to give me a bj :D
#632 to #631 - ItsMoo **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2010) [-]
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
#234 - FunnyJunkMinuteMen **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2010) [-]
Hey guyz, please join the FunnyJunkMinuteMen, just send me a friend request, and become part of the defense for funnyjunking against spammers, trolls, and raids
#143 - FunnyJunkMinuteMen **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2010) [-]
help in the defense of funnyjunk from spammers and raiders, see my profile plz
#151 to #143 - FacebookEmoSlayer
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(03/03/2010) [-]
Your comment doesn't even deserve a witty counter-comment.
#153 to #151 - FunnyJunkMinuteMen **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2010) [-]
its not supposed to, i just want to help organize funnyjunk members incase anything like a raid happens again
#162 to #153 - kababble
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(03/03/2010) [-]
What Raid? what happened? im new..
#158 to #153 - FacebookEmoSlayer
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(03/03/2010) [-]
Riiiiiight.
#161 to #158 - FunnyJunkMinuteMen **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2010) [-]
lol, what do you think im trying to do?
#152 to #143 - anon
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(03/03/2010) [-]
faggot
#141 - bodeejus
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(03/03/2010) [-]
Did anyone notice that "For the win" -FTW- is "What the ****?" -WTF- backwards??
#146 to #141 - jimwei
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(03/03/2010) [-]
YEA! WHAT THE **** FOR THE WIN!
#100 - anon
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(03/03/2010) [-]
That has to be like... The 10,000,000th pair of sunglasses he's put on by now
#105 to #100 - ACreamySurprise
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(03/03/2010) [-]
Looks like,
He's gonna need,
*puts on sunglasses*
To call in backup.