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#224 - anon
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(02/24/2012) [-]
all off sickipedia, not much original thought there now
#222 - bluengiant **User deleted account**
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#219 - lordmuffin
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(02/24/2012) [-]
This is awesome
This is awesome
#218 - giustobuffo
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(02/24/2012) [-]
Parrot joke
#217 - cubixrubee
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(02/24/2012) [-]
TL;DR
#215 - theblacknigger
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(02/24/2012) [-]
Winning.
Winning.
#214 - jellytotz **User deleted account**
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#213 - mcquiston
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(02/24/2012) [-]
Read first 2 jokes.   
   
Post comment.
Read first 2 jokes.

Post comment.
#212 - hazardousfool
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#208 - mainstreamusername
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#207 - utramegax
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(02/24/2012) [-]
**utramegax rolls 13**
#206 - ashcheckem
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#209 to #206 - thatnerdyguy
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(02/24/2012) [-]
Grandfather cocks.
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#204 - FightClub
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all these jokes are so... jokey
#202 - suponion
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#203 to #202 - FightClub
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#197 - anon
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(02/24/2012) [-]
"roll 2"
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#188 - krazykarl
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(02/24/2012) [-]
~Sickipedia again~

Didn't help myself in court yesterday..
I was arrested for child porn charges and the Judge said, "How does 5-6 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
#190 to #188 - krazykarl
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After nearly breaking my neck on a pair of bright pink roller skates on the stairs, I shouted at my son, "Are these yours?!"
He said, "Well, obviously they're not mine."
"Oh yeah, of course they aren't," I replied. Then laughed at him in his little wheelchair.

I just saw my daughter playing with her vibrator.
Three nights of peeking through the keyhole has finally paid off.
#191 to #190 - krazykarl
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I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird.
I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."
But she did.

I was going to be Caylee Anthony for Halloween this year until I realized my mom would kill me.
#193 to #191 - krazykarl
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(02/24/2012) [-]
My wife just said, "It's your turn next, what do you want for Father's Day?"
"A blowjob" I replied.
"Ha-ha, but what do you want from your daughter?"
I am sick to death of repeating myself to that woman.

My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance.
It's a cool feature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary.
#194 to #193 - krazykarl
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(02/24/2012) [-]
Is it all black people that have a problem with slavery?
Or just mine.

So black ice is more dangerous and more likely to cause us harm than normal ice...
Surprise Surprise.

I've got 99 problems but being black ain't one
#195 to #194 - krazykarl
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Off to the hospital with the pregnant wife tomorrow for the twelve week scan.
I can't wait to see what we're having, a boy or an abortion.

Isn't it so weird when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?
Anyway, my dad just caught me masturbating.
#184 - Reddiamond
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(02/24/2012) [-]
I was going to make a gay joke, ******** it.
#181 - anon
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(02/24/2012) [-]
The batman one reminded me of this
The batman one reminded me of this