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#554 - garbagebrain (02/15/2012) [-]
**garbagebrain rolled a random image posted in comment #290 at She's alive! ** my god.
User avatar #441 - enmity (02/15/2012) [-]
jesus christ i'm farting so much that my room reeks of boiled egg left to rott
#500 to #441 - anon (02/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #562 - neutralgray (02/15/2012) [-]
*Sigh* I hate when these religion posts come out of the woodwork. All it does is start **** .
#11 - tarnac (02/14/2012) [-]
Makes people wear clothes and think rationally. PUnish the evil- and wrong-doers in hell for eternity. Is reffered as "The bad guy"
#39 to #11 - anon (02/14/2012) [-]
satan isn't in hell - he stalks the earth and tricks humans into turning from God, damning their souls to hell after which they will stand by satans side in the war against God during armageddon
User avatar #253 to #11 - Eox (02/15/2012) [-]
He is not the one who does the punishing, though.

But Lucifer is truly nicer than the not so all-loving Yahweh.
#537 - deeznutss (02/15/2012) [-]
Oh hay

im just standing here waiting for the religious debate to start.
User avatar #570 to #537 - duggiefresh (02/15/2012) [-]
#360 - flamealchemy (02/15/2012) [-]
****		 its a religion thread
**** its a religion thread
#355 - llarrow (02/15/2012) [-]
its funny to see how many people get pissed at these graphs...trollolololololol
#318 - alanthewhite (02/15/2012) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 011,145,703** In Judaism, there is no Devil, but there is a Satan.
Satan is different from the Devil.
In Christianity, Devil and Satan are practically interchangeable.
In Judaism, Satan is not evil.
He is a ******* lawyer.
He is a prosecuting attorney that tries to falsify evidence to test you on whether or not you are a good person.
#276 - GodofTV (02/15/2012) [-]
I don't believe in that crap but still...
I'd want the biggest bad ass on my team.

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#173 - seljek (02/15/2012) [-]
Time to use this old gif again. Nothing beats a flame war to pop my popcorn with.
Time to use this old gif again. Nothing beats a flame war to pop my popcorn with.
#2 - homage (02/14/2012) [-]
#3 to #2 - krakarot (02/14/2012) [-]
Kings of Controversy, ready for duty.
#639 - thelamalord (02/20/2012) [-]
haha 			****		 religion
haha **** religion
#21 - UnionX (02/14/2012) [-]
**UnionX rolls 23** dubs and religon posts mysteriously vanish

we can only hope
#22 to #21 - UnionX (02/14/2012) [-]
i knew it wasent possible
User avatar #28 to #22 - loneranger ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
Saved, Thanks for the pic!
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#16 - anon (02/14/2012) [-]
I lol every time I see these atheist posts. Not because they're funny, but because atheists are so butthurt about religion even though they apparently think it's stupid it;s all they can talk about lol.
User avatar #248 to #16 - Eox (02/15/2012) [-]
Religion's influence on an individual and a society is interesting. The history of the vast amount of religions is also interesting.

That is why I (an atheist) am getting my bachelor's degree in religious studies next summer.

User avatar #32 to #16 - euphoria (02/14/2012) [-]
I'd take time to prove you completely wrong, but you're an anon. Thanks for saving me the time!
User avatar #366 - iamdestery (02/15/2012) [-]
Religion is for people who don't know how to figure stuff out.

Like the Greeks! It's raining! It must be a god!
User avatar #370 to #366 - forevertrombone (02/15/2012) [-]
Science is for assholes who think they have the answer to everything.
#421 to #370 - durcwill (02/15/2012) [-]
why dont u make the argument that there is science that proves parts of the bible right instead of discounting something tested and proven time and time again?
User avatar #393 to #370 - sweatymexican (02/15/2012) [-]
No offense dude, but you give religious people a bad name, so please stop.
#378 to #370 - anon (02/15/2012) [-]
#428 to #366 - highflyre (02/15/2012) [-]
I agree with you but don't hate on the Greeks!!
they gave us great thinking atheists!
User avatar #371 to #366 - atomicberserker (02/15/2012) [-]
You're not the real Destery are you?
User avatar #387 to #366 - sweatymexican (02/15/2012) [-]
Look dude, I'm a christian, and do you see me bashing on atheists, no, so do us all a ******* favor and shut the **** up, also many religious people agree with science, I agree with evolution, the big bang theory and well mostly all scientific discoveries, but I still believe in god, they don't contradict each other, I mean sure some parts do, but not the overall theory of it.
#202 - hgtjfan (02/15/2012) [-]
"roll picture" I'm a person, and I think all jokes are funny.

Two thousand jews are taking a shower...

If you're Jesus, and you know it, clap your hands!

#205 to #202 - hgtjfan (02/15/2012) [-]
And here is a related pic
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#264 to #255 - anon (02/15/2012) [-]
You mad?  Cause you seem mad
You mad? Cause you seem mad
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#272 to #267 - anon (02/15/2012) [-]
Okay so god didn't kill all those people?
#280 to #272 - GodofTV (02/15/2012) [-]
Ultimasuperbeing just got curved by Anon
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User avatar #287 to #284 - GodofTV (02/15/2012) [-]
You just contradicted yourself...
No he didn't kill anyone!
It's okay that he killed them because they deserved death!

Isn't your **** suppose to be about forgiveness and whoever you are you can go to Heaven as long as you 'allow Jesus into your heart' or some dumb **** like that?

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User avatar #308 to #293 - jaggedpanther (02/15/2012) [-]
Unfortunately, it's the religious people that harden our hearts against religion. We're caught between a rock and a hard place, because we have to embrace that which we abhor in order to be saved from that very same thing. **** sucks, bro.

That, or science really is the truth and all this **** counts for nothing.
User avatar #288 to #284 - evilsquirrel (02/15/2012) [-]
so he gets to choose who deserves to die? Better not piss him off.
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User avatar #305 to #296 - evilsquirrel (02/15/2012) [-]
Good point, but I'd rather not pray and worship a guy who could kill me if he wanted. He seems like he treats us like toys.
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User avatar #309 to #279 - ummie (02/15/2012) [-]
What you are saying is correct.. but in reality God didn't kill that many people.. but the teachings of him may have had an high amount of influence in it, as well as the other teachings of different religions, but people can not simply blame the worries and troubles of their lives on something besides themselves. I understand, basically to most atheists believe no matter what there is no God in any religion, sometimes I can understand there is no such thing as a God, but the belief of a superior being controlling the past the now and the future is just an idea that helps people through hard times in there life.
#317 - brodud (02/15/2012) [-]
k bud if ur catholic thats kool but if ur hatin shut up cuz im catholic and god wasnt and is not a cold blodded killer the ppl he killed he killed them to use them as examples they were being retarded so he show the world if u do this this is what will happen and all that info comes from the old testament ( 1 of 2 parts of the bible) so what if all the old testament writers were retarded alright kid

#321 to #317 - anon (02/15/2012) [-]
I hope that you're a troll and you don't actually insist on writing like that.
User avatar #326 to #317 - pedrobeard (02/15/2012) [-]
Burn in purgatory, she witch.
User avatar #328 to #317 - LOLinternet (02/15/2012) [-]
So what you're saying is that God is a tyrannical dictator who will execute his lowly subjects to show an example?
User avatar #337 to #328 - roaringfox (02/15/2012) [-]
he used to be then jesus strolled along
#333 to #328 - brodud (02/15/2012) [-]
no what im saying is that when u get 8 chances to get ur **** stright and you dont u deserve what u get god is just being fair and again maybe retarded writers

User avatar #344 to #333 - LOLinternet (02/15/2012) [-]
Oh, I think I understand.

Hello Good Sir, have you heard the glorious word of Evolution, our one and true founding creator?
#335 to #317 - anon (02/15/2012) [-]
Oh god I am The English Language and what the hell did you type?
#345 to #335 - brodud (02/15/2012) [-]
sorry i have been told my writing is hard 2 understand
#339 to #317 - anon (02/15/2012) [-]
So you're basically telling us that it's okay to kill so long as God kills. That generally goes along great with the question of "Is God good or is good God?" Because if you say that God is good, then you state that he made what is good and if he made good, then he made evil. Therefore, if God is just and good, why is he making evil things? Also, if you state that good is God, you say that there was something that came before God to predetermine what is good and what is bad, which means that something existed BEFORE God, which negates the whole Bible thing.

The argument of "God killed them to show an example" is hollow at best, and I wouldn't want to follow someone like that.
#368 to #339 - brodud (02/15/2012) [-]
and dude if you look outside just at nature and say damn that was made by accident bullcrap if was made by a genius god ok only somebody with his power could do that
#438 to #368 - durcwill (02/15/2012) [-]
statistically, if you have an unlimited amount of time and space, isnt it possible that life would be able to exist out of sheer probablility. think of it this way: it the possiblities are 1 in 100000000000000000, doesnt it mean once in that once in one hundred quadrillion planets would have life? which would be considerable amount of planets if there is unlimited time and space
User avatar #420 to #368 - lcarnage (02/15/2012) [-]
Right, only SOMEONE, that's the point. As far as we are aware (which is a flawed theory) at some point in time there was put simply a 'gas cloud' of matter and anti-matter. There just so happened to be a small percentage more of matter than there was anti-matter which created the big bang. You believe in miracles, so why not believe in that? That it wasn't an act of God, simply a miracle.
#434 to #420 - brodud (02/15/2012) [-]
i beleive in miracles when they are made for a purpose your crap with luck that made the big bang no god was there he just was ok thats something i cant fully explain but ill ask him when i meet him but he made everything
User avatar #437 to #434 - lcarnage (02/15/2012) [-]
How can you meet an incorporeal being? That doesn't make sense, and on the topic why is 'he' a he, as opposed to an 'it'.
#442 to #437 - brodud (02/15/2012) [-]
its just easier to call him him i just picture him that way but you could be right and ill ask him when i mett him when i go to heaven he will be there and if not i will ask jesus ok one of them will be there i guarantee it ok

#354 to #339 - brodud (02/15/2012) [-]
you are retarded first of all and no its not ok for me buts its ok for him because he is all and decides all ok and second god made good and evil to give the option so if you go to the "evil" side you wil be sorted and almost sayin im against you and if you dont repent ( ask forgiveness) have fun after bud

#364 to #354 - anon (02/15/2012) [-]
So you're saying that God made Adam and Eve and put the apple there and basically predetermined Eve to fail and plummet us all into a spiral of hell. So we're the Sims. He knows what he's going to do with us and even made us a hell to throw us in when he feels like it?

Also, I didn't once call you names. I'd appreciate the same respect, sir =)
#385 to #364 - brodud (02/15/2012) [-]
alright no names but im kinda mad anyway he said ur choice knowin they would but what they did was monumental little things then asking for forgiveness is deiifferent and can be changed you choose wether you go to heaven or hell its all in your power and god doesnt have a certain line where u go off you die its a plan but his plans are changabl as long as you change it

#413 to #385 - anon (02/15/2012) [-]
I don't really see that, though. One minute he determines our fate and we have a destiny, the next we don't. We either have a predetermined fate or we don't. If we don't, and he can't control us, then he isn't all powerful. If our fate is predetermined, and he makes people to be convicts, then it's not a very nice God.
#430 to #413 - brodud (02/15/2012) [-]
no he has a plan that we can chage if we do nothin then its pre determined but if we want 2 change it the you can thats how awesome he is

#440 to #430 - anon (02/15/2012) [-]
Yes, but what about the children that get kidnapped, killed, mauled, or just die quickly? They're put here to live for a few fleeting seconds? It was his plan to have them here so that a creature or person could kill them?
#446 to #440 - brodud (02/15/2012) [-]
no he put them here to live as they were supposed to all the evil was not his intenton it was man being dumb and he cant change that only we can but some choose not to while others choose to do so and those people live it unsafe areas where the people how kidnapped them watever have turned to evil but god will not intervine its in our hands
#458 to #446 - anon (02/15/2012) [-]
But he made evil. So in essence, by creating evil, he ended the life of that child.
#493 to #458 - brodud (02/15/2012) [-]
no he gave the chance for man 2 screw it up thus ending the childs life

User avatar #382 to #317 - breekachu (02/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #323 to #317 - norbit (02/15/2012) [-]
he's not your bud, pal.
User avatar #324 to #317 - lcarnage (02/15/2012) [-]
You are a great representative for Christians everywhere, really.

Something I find so retarded is how we are supposedly pre-determined by God, then punished for our sins that he determined us to do. Well that doesn't really seem fair.
#338 to #324 - brodud (02/15/2012) [-]
thnx man and i know but the whole pre dertermined its luck of the draw i guess but i bet because god is god if you wanted 2 do something about it you could

#449 to #338 - durcwill (02/15/2012) [-]
i think that God wouldnt want someone to simply take someones word on something alone. I feel that He would want you to gain a full understanding of how you fit into the world before making a rash decision. Thats why I am educating myself without any kind of bias one way or another. Personally, I would rather believe that when you die you have an afterlife, but I wont distort facts to fit what I want. I explore Christianity trying to get a solid grasp on the universe because you cant discount either side
#331 to #317 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (02/15/2012) [-]
If you care to read the bible, god is quite... Questionable.
Deuteronomy 13:13-19
"Suppose you hear in one of the towns the LORD your God is giving you that some worthless rabble among you have led their fellow citizens astray by encouraging them to worship foreign gods. In such cases, you must examine the facts carefully. If you find it is true and can prove that such a detestable act has occurred among you, you must attack that town and completely destroy all its inhabitants, as well as all the livestock. Then you must pile all the plunder in the middle of the street and burn it. Put the entire town to the torch as a burnt offering to the LORD your God. That town must remain a ruin forever; it may never be rebuilt. Keep none of the plunder that has been set apart for destruction. Then the LORD will turn from his fierce anger and be merciful to you. He will have compassion on you and make you a great nation, just as he solemnly promised your ancestors. "The LORD your God will be merciful only if you obey him and keep all the commands I am giving you today, doing what is pleasing to him."
Deuteronomy 21:18-21
If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them.
Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place.
And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you
Leviticus 20:10
If a man commits adultery with another man's wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death.

#340 to #331 - anon (02/15/2012) [-]
I think there's one where kids make fun of a guys haircut or lack of hair, and they get mauled by bears for it
pretty funny
User avatar #336 to #331 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (02/15/2012) [-]
Ephesians 6:5
Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ.
Timothy 6:1-2
Christians who are slaves should give their masters full respect so that the name of God and his teaching will not be shamed. If your master is a Christian, that is no excuse for being disrespectful. You should work all the harder because you are helping another believer by your efforts. Teach these truths, Timothy, and encourage everyone to obey them.
Timothy 2:11-15
Women should listen and learn quietly and submissively. I do not let women teach men or have authority over them. Let them listen quietly. For God made Adam first, and afterward he made Eve. And it was the woman, not Adam, who was deceived by Satan, and sin was the result. But women will be saved through childbearing and by continuing to live in faith, love, holiness, and modesty.
According to the bible, genocide human sacrifice belittling women and slavery are all ok.
But then the bible we read is only half of what was in it 600 years ago.
#352 to #336 - anon (02/15/2012) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised if the bible was edited in the many translations its gone through, or at least misread or mistranslated
Maybe the original bible was pretty pimp
User avatar #353 to #352 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (02/15/2012) [-]
even the number of the devil was misinterpreted, it is actually 616.
#356 to #353 - anon (02/15/2012) [-]
oh well, 666 sounds cooler
lol idk
do you have the excerpt of where it says that though out of curiosity?
User avatar #358 to #356 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (02/15/2012) [-]
not off the top of my head no
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