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#498 - grimbaker
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(02/15/2012) [-]
and so began another pointless religious debate on the internet.........
and so began another pointless religious debate on the internet.........
#1 - krakarot
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(02/14/2012) [-]
inb4




...Then of course, watch me be wrong since this is actually true.
#300 - sjhftw
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That's cool. More Religion bashing. It's also cool that you're Atheist. Personally I don't give a ****. Why do you feel the need to mock other people's beliefs? Don't complain that religious people force it on you if you keep ************ us with your atheist beliefs?
#306 to #300 - angusjoejimmy
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#310 to #306 - sjhftw
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Got that off my chest. Whats up people of Funnyjunk?
#330 to #300 - Sockopolis
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I am indeed an atheist, before you continue reading.
You see, many of my peers are like the "My Little Pony" situation. The pony-lovers being the religious people, the pony haters being the atheists. There are some pony-lovers that actively try to recruit new fabulous fillies. The pony haters are sometimes asked to watch an episode, so they tell pony-lovers to GTFO and stop forcing ponies on them. THe very same people will also try to get pony-lovers to stop watching the show, and when the fabulous fillies say "No, I'll keep watching it. please stop bothering me." or something along those lines, the haters say something along the lines of "LOL U R SO GAY. STOP WATCHING PONIES, YOU KNOW IT'S STUPID." Making them huge hypocrites.
tl;dr atheists can indeed be blowhard hypocrites.
#346 to #330 - sjhftw
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Thank you. I totally agree. Christians can also be the same. What I meant overall is just leave religion out of it. It's just annoying and kills all the funny. Glad there are others who are pickin' up what I'm throwing down.
#115 - gameandwatched
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#254 to #115 - anon
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To be honest, that just made me more proud to be a Christian.

#139 to #115 - krazykorn
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(02/14/2012) [-]
I only use this picture when I see that one.
#160 to #139 - qazzuiop
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false, atheism is just the idea that there isn't a God, or in some cases, there is not a God that is described by mortal men (or is that latter one agnostism?)
#636 to #160 - krazykorn
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Than who believes in evolution and the big bang? It's not a retort, I'm curious. I'm not the kind of stupid Christian who refuses to learn anything about evolution.
#183 to #160 - samxdaxman
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not sure what the last one would be called. agnosticism is the belief that we cant prove or disprove a god.
#292 to #139 - iloveitinthebutt
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The Big Bang Theory: Created by a priest.
#243 to #139 - Eox
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(02/15/2012) [-]
That doesn't make any sense at all.



At least the idiot above you has some truth to his idiotic comment.
Atheism has nothing to do with 'The Big Bang' or 'Evolution'.
Atheism: The lack of belief in a god or gods. That is all there is to it.
#174 to #139 - anon
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I love that pic because it shows how many people have no ******* clue how evolution or the big bang worked.
#635 to #174 - krazykorn
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It's funny because it's why I posted the picture. Obviously the you don't know how Christianity is if you believe that picture.
#480 - rightouslightning
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(02/15/2012) [-]
MFW another religious debate.
MFW another religious debate.
#485 to #480 - tromboneftw
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(02/15/2012) [-]
Thank you sir for the gif. I'm going to watch Band of Brothers right now. Doc Roe is my favorite character.
#492 to #485 - rightouslightning
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(02/15/2012) [-]
Don't thank me. It's what I do.
#512 to #492 - thanksgivingturkey
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You are the hero FJ deserves.
#278 - bloodylink
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(02/15/2012) [-]
i'm so tired of people bashing on religion without know what its all about, just because you have been to church 2 or 3 times doesn't mean you know all about it.
#363 to #278 - azayzel [OP] **User deleted account**
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#286 to #278 - eowyn
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(02/15/2012) [-]
Go to Church all the time. Raised as Catholic.

Still think it's stupid. This is because I developed my own opinion.

Problem?
#291 to #286 - xlrussianlx
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you and me both!
#637 to #286 - bloodylink
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i wasn't aiming this comment at people like you, i'm assuming most people on fj haven't had the amount of time with religion as you guys have.
#594 - figurenine
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#540 - anon
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whoops, to late.
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#507 - tehjman
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(02/15/2012) [-]
If anything, this just makes Him more badass.


<--- God's face right now.
#502 - madmanmax
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#181 - OldSnake
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Hurr durr but everyone who died by Gods hand deserved it. Especially the wife and kids in the book of Job.

Seriously, I'm Christian and I think most of the Bibles' stories are somewhat silly.
#188 to #181 - thetexankid
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i believe you've missed the point of job..
#219 to #188 - misterTOAST
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"job" ???
What's that?
#238 to #219 - whofortytwo
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If you don't know what you're saying or how to use Google, you can just shut up.
#199 to #188 - neweffingacount **User deleted account**
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#204 to #199 - thetexankid
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look at the username, im from the bible belt.

also job is one of my favorite books :)
#200 to #181 - commontroll
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Pretty sure it wasn't God that killed Job's family and servants.
#132 - masterofhi
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(02/14/2012) [-]
whoa guiz lets make fun of Christians on yet another unfunny post on fj cause being an atheist makes me so cool!
#99 - spacetequila
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I love religion posts. Let me just go get some historical references. I'll be right back, I promise.
I love religion posts. Let me just go get some historical references. I'll be right back, I promise.
#150 to #99 - anon
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(02/14/2012) [-]
I got to meet that man in person a few days ago. It was an honor.
#19 - Sins
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#35 to #19 - anon
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oops i ruined your thread
#25 to #19 - mindlessbastard
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#24 to #19 - teamrocketninja
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They've changed something....
#7 - Tafixados
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And so, why is satan evil if he tortured bad ppl in hell?
#44 to #7 - anon
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(02/14/2012) [-]
not in the bible at all
#17 to #7 - DJGT
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That's a giant misconception in the bible. Satan doesn't torture people in hell. Satan himself is in hell, being tortured.
#159 to #17 - qazzuiop
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(02/15/2012) [-]
I thought he was chewing on the three worst sinners ever...
#10 to #7 - ragnablast
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I ask that too, if he is soo bad why is he torturing bad people......sounds good to me.

Then you get a reply like "He makes/pursuades people to do bad things for their souls"....yea well they deserve it then if they are willing to sell their souls for it.

I like to compare Satan to a Judge aswell, since a judge will set out the punishment for a criminal that has been proven guilty. Oh how they like that comparison.
#410 - pineapplewar
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#409 - Damahaste
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People need to just stop bashing on other peoples beliefs. I am an Atheist, and the only time I attack someone's religion is when they throw it in my face first. Religious people need to stop harassing Atheists, and Atheists need to stop attacking religious people.
#343 - maxpiston
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#249 - FightClub
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...this post was created to incline people to become satanists, wasn't it?

...i'm in
#55 - alphawolffifteen
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Yeah...if you're an athiest likeOH PEEprobably is you shouldn't be posting things like this. Because apparentlyOH PEEhas no clue about the Bible. Relevant to the story in the Bible, and everything is true therein then God cleansed the world, preventing the entire world from being sinful. While Satan influenced people to commit evil deeds, including the thing that started it all (Eve's apple). God is justly punishing them according to the Bible while Satan has his own realm called Hell in which people are burning in a massive pit of despair for all of eternity. SO God is not the bad person in the Bible simply because he caused more deaths.
#56 to #55 - alphawolffifteen
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And if everything is true therein*
#79 to #55 - zombehkitteh
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you are a dumbass and besides lets PRETEND that the **** you are saying is trueit would never matter if you are a faithful christian/catholic or a sinner if you go to "heaven" good for you its supposedly a paridise but even if you go to whats the difference if satan is SOOO evil and hates your precious "god" then why would he pounish you why wouldnt he just celebrate your evilness he was kicked out of "heaven" hes like the honey badger HE JUST DONT GIVE A ****
#58 to #55 - anon
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And if you're a commenter like yourself, you shouldn't mention anything positive about the bible or *********
#123 to #55 - alphawolffifteen
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Seems to me like everyone commenting on this is butt-hurt :)
#116 to #55 - therepoststrangler
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Lol nobody cares
#62 to #55 - TheFreak
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"And on the sixth day, God made a sense of humor and he saw it was good."
#63 to #55 - biggrand
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satanism's not so bad, just saiy'an
#92 to #63 - HypoLast
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True dat, so many people are confused as to what it actually is.
#83 to #55 - jakefenris
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Try this and tell me how it works out for you:

Alpha: It's okay officer god told me it was okay for me to kill those people, it was his will and if god says so then it's okay.
Cop: Sir you are under arrest put your....
Alpha: But officer they were sinful I had to kill them otherwise everyone would be sinful
Cop: And what exactly did you see as sinful?
Alpha: They weren't worshiping the lord and they were wearing wool and linen together and they were treating those gays and women with respect and dignity
Cop: .... *shoots Alpha and reports in* Suspect down I repeat suspect down, suspect was resisting arrest and was deranged.
#130 to #83 - alphawolffifteen
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Once again limited knowledge. The Bible never said to go out and kill anyone.
#146 to #130 - jakefenris
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Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12)
Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15)
All who curse their father or mother must be put to death. They are guilty of a capital offense. (Leviticus 20:9)
A priest's daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death. (Leviticus 21:9)
Need I go on?

I was using your claim that since god did it it's perfectly okay to show you exactly how stupid you sound.
#211 to #146 - alphawolffifteen
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God is righteous and we should not be so arrogant to assume we have the same judgement. Second, like everything else so far, you've taken the wool and linen thing out of context. Of course it does not mean literally. Also the Bible says to treat people how you would like to be treated, and to show love to all. It does say that being gay is wrong but it doesn't say to kill someone for being nice to someone who is sinning. After all we are all sinners, and God commands us to love all, therefore this is not exception.
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#214 to #209 - alphawolffifteen
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Wow are you serious? He told him to kill his own son but stopped him at the last moment. He was testing his loyalty to the very greatest. It seemed like God was contradicting himself and telling him to commit something totally wrong to someone he loved so dearly. His faith was so strong that he was still going to do it. God stopped him of course because He did not want him to actually kill his son. Get your facts straight before you caps lock rage please.
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#227 to #226 - alphawolffifteen
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He told him that as a test. And that is why it was such a good test, because it seemed so crazy for God to tell him that. If anyone is ignorant, its athiests.
#74 to #55 - ruinsage
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i live my life by this quote, and yes i do believe in god
I also think the bible is a big pile of **** written by munks who read a bible written by munk who read a bible written by monks.. Keep doing that for 2k years, add in the few times it was translated and the fact that the roman senate sat down and decided what to put into the bible to make Jesus seem more god-like and you get voila, a book written by "god"
#108 to #74 - ZenMacros
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I don't believe in god, but I also live my life by that quote.