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User avatar #116 - darthacerbus (02/10/2012) [-]
I never understood why it's called "evolution" when they're really just getting older.
User avatar #118 to #116 - pkmntrnrred (02/10/2012) [-]
because there changing shape too
i mean, we dont turn from babies, to muscular kids, then winged fire breathing adults
User avatar #122 to #118 - ThePsychoKitty (02/10/2012) [-]
Yes but evolution is change over time in generations via natural selection, genetic mutation, and genetic drift and not in a single individual. Darthacerbus is right, it's not really evolution. It's something else entirely.
User avatar #136 to #122 - toosexyforyou (02/10/2012) [-]
it could be considered evolution over a very short period of time
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User avatar #139 to #136 - ThePsychoKitty (02/10/2012) [-]
Still not evolution because it's still missing all the factors as I've mentioned. There's no natural selection, no genetic drift and no genetic mutation which only happen when parents pass on imperfect genes to their children. Even if you were to include genetic mutation it still wouldn't be evolution because it's missing the other two factors. Not to mention, that again, evolution happens over time (short or not) in generations, not a single individual. Which is what Pokemon "evolution" is, it's change in a single individual.
User avatar #143 to #139 - toosexyforyou (02/10/2012) [-]
well they do glow white and **** , maybe in the white glow they're reproducing asexually and passing on it's best genes to itself in order to survive a future dilemma
User avatar #240 to #143 - darthacerbus (02/11/2012) [-]
The creators wanted it to be gradual aging, but the technology of the time couldn't support that level of complexity, so they just made it jump from one stage to the next.
User avatar #161 to #143 - ThePsychoKitty (02/10/2012) [-]
Possible but still unlikely. There are some species that reproduce asexually, known as parthenogenesis, generally lizards and snails. However there is a problem asexual species still produce offspring, as in they don't change themselves, and those offspring are basically clones of their parent. And an even bigger problem is that those offspring are still susceptible to the same diseases and issues as their parents, because they lack genetic variation. Meaning that all Pokemon, in all their variations, could be easily wiped out because they don't have the variations to handle new diseases. Besides with the male/female spec added to the games we know that Pokemon are not asexual and reproduce as normal animals would.
#115 - sebbiechan (02/10/2012) [-]
I bought the Christain version of Pokemon.

Why won't Charmander evolve?
#111 - jakerszzzz (02/10/2012) [-]
This seems cool, I'll try it after i buy pokemon blue.
#104 - tankerdude ONLINE (02/10/2012) [-]
and then I return with Giratina and have a revolution which leads to the fall of the church
#107 to #104 - anon (02/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at If you know what i mean ** you sir are a genius
User avatar #110 to #107 - tankerdude ONLINE (02/10/2012) [-]
now only If I could get Palkia and Dialga
#102 - anon (02/10/2012) [-]
Protestant version is the master race.
#101 - sosyourmom (02/10/2012) [-]
I prefer the Church of Bidoof
#99 - gwankwo (02/10/2012) [-]
This happened to be in my 4chan folder for quite a while... If I would know it'd make frontpage I would have posted it a few weeks ago
User avatar #106 to #99 - Dincorta ONLINE (02/10/2012) [-]
"I knew about this picture before it was mainstream"
User avatar #121 to #106 - TheWayneAdams (02/10/2012) [-]
It was a pleasant surprise to find you here.
User avatar #129 to #121 - Dincorta ONLINE (02/10/2012) [-]
It was a pleasant surprise to find a reply from you, Mr. Adams.
#97 - anon (02/10/2012) [-]
I don't mean to sound politically correct (OK, I do), but some of that is only attributed to Catholicism. Catholics make their own rules pretty much.
#100 to #97 - anon (02/10/2012) [-]
Catholics follow the same laws they have had for the past 2000 years.
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#90 - thisgezz (02/10/2012) [-]
**thisgezz rolled a random image posted in comment #79 at Going for a Run **
#86 - chicomole (02/10/2012) [-]
its on like donkey kong!
#83 - darklit (02/10/2012) [-]
Alternate Protestant Editon you say
#190 to #83 - kalinay (02/11/2012) [-]
**kalinay rolls 80**
#82 - mmoranoderp (02/10/2012) [-]
alright that was histerical except that christian do beleive in ghosts. like the holy ghost. but still histerical
#81 - anon (02/10/2012) [-]
challenge accepted
#79 - japaricio (02/10/2012) [-]
Don't mind me, i'm just passing by
Don't mind me, i'm just passing by
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User avatar #80 to #78 - tshotw (02/10/2012) [-]
Someone put the Brazzers logo on that...
User avatar #113 to #80 - boocakeh (02/10/2012) [-]
#244 to #113 - tshotw (02/13/2012) [-]
Your comment says no but your picture says...
#76 - KiraLives ONLINE (02/10/2012) [-]
I thought this was kinda funny the first time I saw it, then the second time I just ignored it, and now this being probably around the 11th time it's made it to the front page I see it as just ignorant.
User avatar #71 - expensiveprice (02/10/2012) [-]
For the snake on you forgot Dratini and Dragonair. Aren't those also snakes?
#94 to #71 - seisyll (02/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #105 to #94 - expensiveprice (02/10/2012) [-]
Idk why my comment got two toenail clippings down, honestly I haven't played nor had a chance to for about four or so years now, and I thought they were snake pokemon, and no I don't mean snake type, I used to be an expert and used to be able to name evry pokemon up to platinum. I meant snkae type pokemon as well as Pikachu being the mose type or mangneton being a magnet-type pokemon, honestly sorry people for what I did to deserve toenail clippings-down and look like an idiot.
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#66 - anon (02/10/2012) [-]
haha that does seem like a fun challenge, i would so do this
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