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#556 - mrblacksmoke (02/06/2012) [-]
Fucking love snakes. Ball python? Wanted one of those since i was in 3rd grrade... My 20th birthday is in a week... Still no snake. feelsbadman
Fucking love snakes. Ball python? Wanted one of those since i was in 3rd grrade... My 20th birthday is in a week... Still no snake. feelsbadman
User avatar #573 to #556 - PolarFroster (02/06/2012) [-]
They said no "buying" a snake, so I went out and caught my own... and about 16 friends for him. I released all of them back into their natural habitat though.
#601 to #573 - mrblacksmoke (02/06/2012) [-]
I used to catch garter snakes all day everyday when I was a wee lad. I remember my last day of highschool I caught one that was like 3 feet long. Biggest one I'd ever seen. Brought me right back to those days. Had a feel. My friends were like wtf dude. MFW
User avatar #604 to #601 - PolarFroster (02/06/2012) [-]
I found someones escaped pet python, It was as big a round as my wrist, I wasn't fast enough to catch it... Sad day that was </3 and the longest I had got was aboot 3 1/2 to 4ft
#555 - rubberduckofdoom (02/06/2012) [-]
Snakes are fcking cute.
User avatar #552 - cowisbeast (02/06/2012) [-]
NO
NO
NO

FUCK SNAKES
User avatar #570 to #552 - cheezburgerman (02/06/2012) [-]
NO
NO
NO

FUCK YOU
#550 - shfiftyfive (02/06/2012) [-]
**shfiftyfive rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at The Moral of the Story Is... ** <what i deal with
#549 - zombieanus (02/06/2012) [-]
**zombieanus rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at The cold can be really stimulating... ** bitch please
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User avatar #547 - eldeeko (02/06/2012) [-]
sohardcore.jpg
User avatar #544 - sonnyboii (02/06/2012) [-]
You cant own snakes in norway... FML
#575 to #544 - anonymous (02/06/2012) [-]
da tar du deg sammen og skaffer deg en huggorm !! <3
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#543 - anonymous (02/06/2012) [-]
i used to have a ball python..... then i had to give it to a pet store cuz my dads afraid of snakes ...... god damn it it ireland Y U NO HAVE SNAKES !!!!
#542 - bawler (02/06/2012) [-]
Yoink. adios *backslash* losers
#540 - waltditmoor (02/06/2012) [-]
here is a picture where it is younger
#539 - waltditmoor (02/06/2012) [-]
This is a picture of my snake
he´s pretty old though... got him for a long time

#535 - maxgeo (02/06/2012) [-]
Dude! i have a ball python named Zeus!
#531 - anonymous (02/06/2012) [-]
Omg so cute! :3
User avatar #523 - vermillionbobcat (02/06/2012) [-]
A couple of years ago I had a pet ball python. Great pets. In my room I'd just let him loose and do whatever the fuck he wanted but only when I was in there. I was sleeping and I woke up in the middle of the night with snake shit all over my chest and the snake coiled up on my stomach chillin like it wasn't ralph that did it. The shit was white and had the consistency of yogurt, didn't taste like it. Ralph was the snakes name. Months went by and one day ralph went in the ventilation and I never saw it again. Some of my family suggest it lives off of whatever it can find to eat and can sometimes hear loud thuds from when ralph is falling from floor to floor in the vents and walls and such. Either he's lost in an endless maze just trying to get back in his home or prefers it where he is now. Reminds me of The Matrix when Neo and Morpheus and friends were hiding in the walls and the agent punches through the wall and grabs somebody. I thought about doing that but it's been years since I've been home. Ralph is probably a decayed corpse by now, lying just above my vent, so close to the end but gave up. Ralph is a trooper that's for certain. No other animals are persistent than snakes are. They get what they want. But sometimes.. they cant always get what they want...they cant always get what they want...but if they try sometimes..they get what they need!!!
#558 to #523 - anonymous (02/06/2012) [-]
so?
#532 to #523 - jackbo (02/06/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#530 to #523 - hasselaar (02/06/2012) [-]
Wait I just read it.... &quot;The shit was white and had the consistency of yogurt, didnt taste like it. Wut?
Wait I just read it.... "The shit was white and had the consistency of yogurt, didnt taste like it. Wut?
User avatar #529 to #525 - vermillionbobcat (02/06/2012) [-]
**vermillionbobcat rolls 13,787,855** how 'bout you read these octs
#522 - thatfoulstench (02/06/2012) [-]
that is an awesome snake... and ur pet don't look bad either!
that is an awesome snake... and ur pet don't look bad either!
User avatar #521 - staccato (02/06/2012) [-]
Dawwww That is so cute! I want a snake ^_^
#520 - anonymous (02/06/2012) [-]
Bitch Please.

Thats a Pic of my Pet. Her name is Fips. Love her <3
#592 to #520 - mightymortician (02/06/2012) [-]
That just made me feel so uneasy and had to put my legs on my chair.
#559 to #520 - flyingwhale (02/06/2012) [-]
ABANDON THREAD
ABANDON THREAD
#541 to #520 - jordanish (02/06/2012) [-]
Fuck you anon I have archnaphobia
Fuck you anon I have archnaphobia
#528 to #520 - xxDanvelxx (02/06/2012) [-]
Bitch Please,

This is chumpy, my pet tiger shark
#536 to #528 - mcandrews (02/06/2012) [-]
Bitch Please

this is pebbles, my pet dragon. shes so sweet <3
User avatar #557 to #519 - mrblacksmoke (02/06/2012) [-]
Spock?
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