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#637 - prinston (01/31/2012) [-]
Did anybody else read this? Comment #605 - ilbacondeity
Did anybody else read this? Comment #605 - ilbacondeity
User avatar #732 to #637 - ilbacondeity (08/07/2012) [-]
I fucking love Donald Glover.
#634 - anonymous (01/31/2012) [-]
golf clap to you sir
User avatar #632 - conordalymcr (01/31/2012) [-]
TL;DR
User avatar #629 - memev (01/31/2012) [-]
a pinkie for you, for not calling me a important person (as those wannabe motivational posts always call me) but for calling me an idiot. well done.
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#627 - Deathshan (01/31/2012) [-]
Why so grey? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
#624 - Utkezabanje (01/31/2012) [-]
Well this certainly gives a new meaning to tl;dr
#623 - beanizarchie (01/31/2012) [-]
I think this may have made my day. :D
User avatar #621 - nightauditor (01/31/2012) [-]
So, I´m an IDIOT?

Great.....


JK, nice post!


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#618 - giovan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #617 - barrybatsbak ONLINE (01/31/2012) [-]
too long didn't read
#616 - sartsaaah (01/31/2012) [-]
Smiiiiiiile! Oh and I love you :D
#612 - anonymous (01/31/2012) [-]
i think that if you're trying to make someone feel good about themselves; you don't bold "idiot" in the middle of your comic.
#610 - somedudeandahobo ONLINE (01/31/2012) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
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#607 - anonymous (01/31/2012) [-]
feel level: 100
listen to this whilst reading the stuff above
#605 - ilbacondeity (01/31/2012) [-]
taught*   
   
*Ahem* I couldn't bare to read the rest of this comic, got about half way through. I'm 22 years old, I live on my own, and I'm in college for a BA/MA program in Physics. Sound pretty good, no? I'd think so too, but here's my issue's that I use paper towels for, not tissues; I make 520 dollars a month; my rent which my parents and grandparents help me with is 1200 total, I pay 400. I'm left with 120 dollars left for myself. I was in Pharmacy school for 3 years because my parents embedded into my head that that's what I wanted... Yeah, no... Now I'm debt 90,000 dollars.... plus interest. ;D Now, I started on my actual physics courses and I'm very confident that I will fail out as well. I took Calculus two years ago, and yesterday was my first day of Calculus 2. I don't remember shit, so I'm fucked out of my ass on that one. Thankfully, my physics class was a little better, as I was the only one who understood all the concepts in the class.... but I couldn't do any of the calculus based calculations. Alrighty, what else do I have? Oh... My interests change way too much and sometimes, very quickly, so I feel that it's a personal duty that I know at least a little bit about everything, ie; I live by a philosophy that I just cannot fucking break; I'm a jack of all trades, but a master of none. And this world has no place for someone like me. So professionally, I think I'll be in a ditch somewhere sometime soon. Otherwise, I got some personal dogshit to get owned by. When I moved out, I knew the only person who would help me and look out for me and stuff would be my gf. But she abandoned me about a month in, when we had a scuffle in the relationship... And frankly,  she's been torturing me ever since. I tried to get back together with her for 3 months straight, non-stop affection, and everything. And well... "Don't give up, she said... My efforts won't be in vain, she said..." Lol, yeah, no, she can go fuck herself after all the shit she did to me.
taught*

*Ahem* I couldn't bare to read the rest of this comic, got about half way through. I'm 22 years old, I live on my own, and I'm in college for a BA/MA program in Physics. Sound pretty good, no? I'd think so too, but here's my issue's that I use paper towels for, not tissues; I make 520 dollars a month; my rent which my parents and grandparents help me with is 1200 total, I pay 400. I'm left with 120 dollars left for myself. I was in Pharmacy school for 3 years because my parents embedded into my head that that's what I wanted... Yeah, no... Now I'm debt 90,000 dollars.... plus interest. ;D Now, I started on my actual physics courses and I'm very confident that I will fail out as well. I took Calculus two years ago, and yesterday was my first day of Calculus 2. I don't remember shit, so I'm fucked out of my ass on that one. Thankfully, my physics class was a little better, as I was the only one who understood all the concepts in the class.... but I couldn't do any of the calculus based calculations. Alrighty, what else do I have? Oh... My interests change way too much and sometimes, very quickly, so I feel that it's a personal duty that I know at least a little bit about everything, ie; I live by a philosophy that I just cannot fucking break; I'm a jack of all trades, but a master of none. And this world has no place for someone like me. So professionally, I think I'll be in a ditch somewhere sometime soon. Otherwise, I got some personal dogshit to get owned by. When I moved out, I knew the only person who would help me and look out for me and stuff would be my gf. But she abandoned me about a month in, when we had a scuffle in the relationship... And frankly, she's been torturing me ever since. I tried to get back together with her for 3 months straight, non-stop affection, and everything. And well... "Don't give up, she said... My efforts won't be in vain, she said..." Lol, yeah, no, she can go fuck herself after all the shit she did to me.
#606 to #605 - ilbacondeity (01/31/2012) [-]
So, now... I sit here alone on funnyjunk... I have no friends... I have almost no one interested in me because almost everyone who lives in New York is an asshole... I contemplated killing myself multiple times, but some people I met online convinced me not to... But I really see no point in living for me... I'm not talented, I'm not good at anything, I'm not that attractive, I just have no idea what to do... And when people tell me "Go and do this, you have to, or you should" whatever that shit may be... I see no point, no motivation, I ask, "Where the fuck will that lead me? Back to my apartment, trying to play guitar and failing horribly at it." Fuckin Devin Townsend gives me too many fuckin feels in his music... I even figured out a great, painless, non-dangerous, organ donor worthy way of dying. Nitrogen! :D Painless, just breath, fall unconscious, and pass on. And it's not dangerous for when people discover you, and it shouldn't damage any of your organs.   
   
*sigh* pinkie me down. Go for it. It means nothing, and you know it. :P It's fake, digital, pix-elated currency.
So, now... I sit here alone on funnyjunk... I have no friends... I have almost no one interested in me because almost everyone who lives in New York is an asshole... I contemplated killing myself multiple times, but some people I met online convinced me not to... But I really see no point in living for me... I'm not talented, I'm not good at anything, I'm not that attractive, I just have no idea what to do... And when people tell me "Go and do this, you have to, or you should" whatever that shit may be... I see no point, no motivation, I ask, "Where the fuck will that lead me? Back to my apartment, trying to play guitar and failing horribly at it." Fuckin Devin Townsend gives me too many fuckin feels in his music... I even figured out a great, painless, non-dangerous, organ donor worthy way of dying. Nitrogen! :D Painless, just breath, fall unconscious, and pass on. And it's not dangerous for when people discover you, and it shouldn't damage any of your organs.

*sigh* pinkie me down. Go for it. It means nothing, and you know it. :P It's fake, digital, pix-elated currency.
#656 to #606 - foreveralonefag (01/31/2012) [-]
I can say from personal experience it gets better, and if not then just run away and do whatever the fuck you want (apart from a killing spree), like live on a farm in the middle of nowhere, somewhere where you can be happy :)

I found this inspirational too
User avatar #664 to #656 - ilbacondeity (01/31/2012) [-]
All that takes money... Money makes the world go round, breath, eat, live... Also, I found that post hilarious, I remember it from a while back. And frankly... This is the irony, I do give a shit, I give waaaay too many shits. That's why I'm so miserable.


User avatar #673 to #664 - foreveralonefag (01/31/2012) [-]
you dont need money to join an amish community bro haha :)
well, I worry a lot about money, and I'm only 16, I'm going to have £64000 debt after uni, but tbh, at the end of the day, theres always the option of running off to whatever country and becoming a freedom-loving pot-smoking hippie if the career plan doesnt work out haha.

seriously, you'll never have any regrets if you do what makes you happy truestory.jpg
User avatar #680 to #673 - ilbacondeity (01/31/2012) [-]
I don't know what makes me happy. Maybe... Making other people happy... But I get treated like shit when I do.
User avatar #705 to #680 - MonkEman (01/31/2012) [-]
If helping others makes you happy then go to your local hospital and ask a nurse if its possible to talk to an attemped suicide victim or attempted murder victim and just ask them about their life. ask the suicide victim why he did it and you might realize that your life could be worse. aks the murder victim about his/her views on life and see if their new-found respect for living can inspire you. Or go to a retirement home and just listen to people's stories. I used to do this and the older folks love telling their stories and find it incredibly soothing to have someone to listen to.
User avatar #708 to #705 - ilbacondeity (01/31/2012) [-]
Heh... Man, i'm so alone. I'd love that... But New York... Just disgusts me.
User avatar #689 to #680 - foreveralonefag (01/31/2012) [-]
cheesy as fuck to say it but if you find someone out their who loves you too everything is fine. Idk, if I were you I'd run away for a bit until I have an epiphany and realise what makes me happpy... or end up knocked out on drugs getting raped by a tramp.. either way it would be time to go home after that.
User avatar #698 to #689 - ilbacondeity (01/31/2012) [-]
Yeah, that's what I need... Someone... It's so lonely in here man. Psychiatric patients get to see more people than I do.
User avatar #720 to #698 - foreveralonefag (01/31/2012) [-]
just get out there dude! you only live once so dont make it shitty for yourself! :)
#737 to #720 - ilbacondeity (01/31/2012) [-]
"Just get out there." That's all I hear from people. [Sarcastically] It helps so much.
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User avatar #657 to #650 - ilbacondeity (01/31/2012) [-]
I care too much man. I work at a corporate car service... I take orders from people who shit rolls of quarters... Owners of Macy's, Tiffany's, Conde Nast, WABC, Disney, etc. And they, on a regular basis tell me to fuck myself. And I can't help but want to cry sometime, because I'm a little bitch, and because I can't say anything back.

But I ain't cool, brah. Not at all.
#644 to #606 - scantoz (01/31/2012) [-]
Look I know this is the last thing you will ever want to hear but.. Even when life fucks you in the ass over and fucking over, dont give in.. Figure out a way to fuck life right back. It may seem like there is absolutely nothing you can do about it. You might be right but if you dont try till the very fucking end to work through the bullshit that happened youll never know if just 1 more day could have turned everything around. If not.. Join the US Army They will make you debt free but you might die, something you want to do anyway. Theres always a way out wither you see it or not.
User avatar #653 to #644 - ilbacondeity (01/31/2012) [-]
I'm not fit enough to join the army.
#686 to #653 - MonkEman (01/31/2012) [-]
dude, if your only reason for not joining the army is because you aren't fit enough than go talk to a recruiter. I was definitely not fit enough and because of their help and constant motivation i am now fit. I'm enlisted in the US Marine Corps now and leave for boot camp March 12th. I talked to my sergeant for the first time June of last year. It only took me a few months to be confident about my strength and endurance and now I out-do almost everyone at the station. If you are thinking "oh, good for you mister perfect life" than think again. I failed all of my classes since 7th grade, only just graduating thanks to a lot of sympathy from my teachers. I didn't get into any college and i work 16 hours a week at 8 bucks an hour. I have not only considered killing myself, but actually tried and was sent to the ER and counseling. What you take of this story is your opinion, all i'm saying is don't let physique stop you from joining the military. They want to help you and will motivate you more than anyone else can. If you hate life just talk to them, there is no harm and its free.
User avatar #706 to #686 - ilbacondeity (01/31/2012) [-]
Congratulations on the marine corp. I have a lot of respect for you. I feel the rest of your post. I do.


User avatar #710 to #706 - MonkEman (01/31/2012) [-]
I'm just trying to show you that sometime it does get better, but you have to make it better yourself.
#633 to #606 - beanizarchie (01/31/2012) [-]
I'm sending this picture...
User avatar #636 to #633 - ilbacondeity (01/31/2012) [-]
I need a lot more than that. But thank you.
User avatar #641 to #636 - beanizarchie (01/31/2012) [-]
D: I know how you feel... I've been there. It sucks. I hope things get better for you
User avatar #622 to #606 - mandatorytrolling (01/31/2012) [-]
...Wow.
#615 to #606 - getoutofhere (01/31/2012) [-]
Maybe you should finish the thing, because it addresses people like you, and it may help you. If not whatever, go on and do what you want, just a suggestion.
User avatar #631 to #615 - ilbacondeity (01/31/2012) [-]
I forgot to mention I wake up at 4am to get to class on time. :I

Yeah, I read it. It was nice... But it really didn't help... My smile, my eyes and my hair won't pay my bills... And those are actually some of the best things about me physically, but no one in NY likes em. :P But my parents Jew-ed me into cutting my hair... It was perfect... Fucking jackoffs.

#611 to #606 - anonymous (01/31/2012) [-]
dude. don't do it.
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