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#154 - ascian (01/15/2012) [-]
Too bad I'm not a woman.
User avatar #157 to #154 - thechosentroll (01/15/2012) [-]
Actually men are better chefs. All we need are 2 eggs and a weiner to fill a woman up for 9 months.
#152 - outlord (01/15/2012) [-]
Is that chili... delicious?
#150 - pylis (01/15/2012) [-]
Tried it   
   
Thank you sir, it was very tasty
Tried it

Thank you sir, it was very tasty
#149 - immabepoop (01/15/2012) [-]
scott tenorman.
User avatar #148 - bowbis (01/15/2012) [-]
so your a girl that plays video games?
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#146 - dannyisbest **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #145 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/15/2012) [-]
I should do this
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#143 - anonymous (01/15/2012) [-]
Way to retoast, this isn't your recipe i saw this months ago! Ye sure kudos for people who want to steal it but at least do your own version
#142 - anonymous (01/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #375 at Waitress rage ** <my pubes
#141 - anonymous (01/15/2012) [-]
******* hell you made that ******* hard to read with that typeface. Times New Roman and Calibri would kick the **** out of that.

Hell even Comic Sans would have been better.
+12
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#137 - mrnotorious (01/15/2012) [-]
Am i the only one who read this epic meal time style?
Am i the only one who read this epic meal time style?
#134 - asrial (01/15/2012) [-]
The spice mix ain't that good.
Garlic and onion powder? If you need to use a powdered form of the vegetable as a spice, you obv. don't know how to draw out the flavour of that vegetable...
Flour?! What the **** bro... To do it right, cut the flour, use corn starch mixed with a fluid, and pour it in seperately. It's a thickening agent, which was also the flours purpose, but now we don't get the taste of flour in our meat, which pretty much dillutes it.
Raw sugar, come on... Take that crap out, and add some cola to the broth instead! Adds a more accentuated sweetness, which dresses the chili perfectly. Also, mix in the corn starch to kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

Even better: let the beer, cola, brown sugar, tomatoes, worchestershire sauce, liquid smoke, REAL diced chili and 2 beef boullion cubes reduce in a seperate pan the day before, so you get a darned thick substance of pure manly flavour. Mix that into your beef when ready, and add water because your dick will simply be blown off by the sheer concentration of mouthgasm.
Let the beef simmer in this concoction for 12 (YES I SAID 12) hours, add water each hour or so, and add vedge 1½-½ hour before eating time, depending on type.

3 last notes: Green beans has no home in a chili, use diced meat cubes instead of mince meat for extra win, and screw crackers; use rice instead.
User avatar #140 to #134 - meetyourmaker (01/15/2012) [-]
MOTHER ******* GORDAN RAMSEY ON FUNNYJUNK !
#136 to #134 - asrial (01/15/2012) [-]
And yes, i know this is a retoast of ancient times.
I just got better at cooking since the last time i saw it, and just want to add to it now.
#132 - thrillville (01/15/2012) [-]
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#131 - anonymous (01/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #295 at Stupid people ** Your stickman is an arrogant bastard.
I hate him.
User avatar #130 - oversoul (01/15/2012) [-]
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#151 to #130 - viperthree (01/15/2012) [-]
Save yourself the time and just bookmark the comic makers site instead of pinkieing a content thief.  www.cookingcomically.com/
Save yourself the time and just bookmark the comic makers site instead of pinkieing a content thief. www.cookingcomically.com/
User avatar #153 to #151 - oversoul (01/15/2012) [-]
awesome site, thx
User avatar #126 - chiangmasta (01/15/2012) [-]
this is really really corny....
#125 - hysteriaward (01/15/2012) [-]
i only pinkied becuase fallout, man of great taste, in two ways
#124 - theshwedda (01/15/2012) [-]
mfw firefly reference
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