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#368 - housemafia
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(12/06/2011) [-]
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#317 - Leumascar
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(12/06/2011) [-]
My reaction to the last one
My reaction to the last one
#546 - squeaks
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(12/06/2011) [-]
If I were a guy: Sleep with them
Fly (**** yea, whats wrong with being naked)
Kernel in my throat (You'd get used to it eventually)
Sit in a room
Saran wrap (this one wasn't even a contest)
Morgan Freeman
Have other people think I smell
Shut my hand in the door (I can live without a hand, it's gotta have nerve damage at some point)
With parents
#510 - subsonix
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(12/06/2011) [-]
What if i chose to sleep with all of the Victoria's Secret models?


But none of my friends believed me?
#503 - monkeysmist
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(12/06/2011) [-]
**monkeysmist rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Chewbacca **
1 Don't tell
1 Fly naked
2 Cheeto fingers
2 Sit in a room
1 Sand paper(lightly)
1 Morgan Freeman
1 Smell a fart
2 Hand in a door
1 With parents
#456 - gigapower
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Empty white room.... didn't say I couldn't take a marker to work... that wall.....dat wall.....
#488 to #456 - gigapower
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Or I could just work for like 3 months .... and id be good for a while.
#463 to #456 - placenamehere
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(12/06/2011) [-]
get paid 5 million a year to sit in a room by yourself and masturbate from 8 to 5? yes.
#431 - mytrakytra
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(12/06/2011) [-]
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Naked flying you say?
#389 - TheOneKing
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Have sex with them cause no one would believe me anyway
Be invisible because I can still kick their asses even if they can't see me
Cheeto fingers cause I can enjoy the cheesy taste when ever I want
Sit naked in a room cause I want the money more
Saran wrap cause its better than having a bleeding ass
Morgan Freeman no contest
Smell the fart cause eventually I'd get used to it
Fingers in the door cause I have a higher chance of living after it's over
With parents cause I don't wanna watch the Making of Me
#360 - tooshudoods
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#245 - xXCorpitoXx
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(12/06/2011) [-]
i would rather smell like fart because im mostly alone anyways...
#251 to #245 - theblastoid
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#253 to #251 - xXCorpitoXx
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(12/06/2011) [-]
im one of few people to prefer Solitude...im not emo
Im just lazy...and if im around people they want me to do things for them...
#233 - zaruptwo **User deleted account**
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#200 - robotcomander
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(12/06/2011) [-]
my sister does this everyday
#189 - goondas
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(12/06/2011) [-]
And id sleep with the models. If your that highly strung about how people think of you that youd give up an orgy with 4 hot chicks just so people would think youd had said orgy. Then you have some real self esteem issues.
#188 - goondas
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Invisibility. Honestly, how often would you use your invisibility around people you know? What, are you gunna go invisible and stroll around the work place and listen to people bitch about you? Or maybe go invisible during school and listen to your class mates pay you out? Youd be using your invisibility to steal **** or spy on hot chicks. Mostly around people you dont know. When your using your new found awesome ability to say, rob a bank, how are the bank employees gunna talk **** about you if they dont know you. Its really a pretty pitiful side effect when you think about it in the context of how youll use the invisibility lol.
#195 to #188 - goondas
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Also if you had to be naked when you fly you wouldnt beable to use the ability very effectivly. If you got to any decent sort of height, the temperature of the air would cause some serious hypothermia. If youve every sky dived you'll know what i mean. The air up there is freezing. So this ones a no brainer.
#172 - marteboi
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(12/06/2011) [-]
i would fly naked and not hide ****, and if i get yelled at for public indecency, id fly down and they'd get a full speed cock smack.

hold back the tears of pain when i fly away
#151 - cybertoyger
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(12/06/2011) [-]
1) Spend a night just chatting
2) Invisibility
3) Cheeto-fingers
4) Naked in a white room for $5 million a year
5) Wipe with Saran Wrap
6) James Earl Jones
7) Have everyone else suffer and smell it
8) Fall down every staircase, I hardly go anywhere with stairs as is. :3
9) Watch porn with my parents so I don't have to hide my massive list of fetishes

Next!
#80 - karateredbelt
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(12/06/2011) [-]
**** them and never tell.  
Fly naked.  
Cheeto fingers.  
Do nothing job.  
Saran wrap wipe.  
Morgan Freeman narraration.  
Smell fart all day and get used to it.  
Fall down stairs.  
Porn with parents......just no fapping......

**** them and never tell.
Fly naked.
Cheeto fingers.
Do nothing job.
Saran wrap wipe.
Morgan Freeman narraration.
Smell fart all day and get used to it.
Fall down stairs.
Porn with parents......just no fapping......
#20 - rygelthehynerian **User deleted account**
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#36 to #21 - HaymitchAbernathy
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Dude, you could choose invisibility and slap anyone you want with ur dick.... then rape them.... then rob a bank, kill anyone you don't like, go peep on women without getting caught, kick the ass of the people who talk **** about you........

Pretty much ******* ANYTHING. But if you fly naked then you can't do anything or go anywhere, because nudity laws are pretty much universal except on nude beaches...
#12 - llamamusic **User deleted account**
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