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#287 - sutrakama (12/06/2011) [-]
I would defenetly use sandpaper!
I would defenetly use sandpaper!
#193 - habibijan (12/06/2011) [-]
I can think of nothing better than flying while nakes. If I could fly, I'd probably do it naked in the summer anyways.

Gods, I envy birds sometimes
#503 - monkeysmist (12/06/2011) [-]
**monkeysmist rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Chewbacca **
1 Don't tell
1 Fly naked
2 Cheeto fingers
2 Sit in a room
1 Sand paper(lightly)
1 Morgan Freeman
1 Smell a fart
2 Hand in a door
1 With parents
#499 - CreepyNeighbor (12/06/2011) [-]
**CreepyNeighbor rolled a random image posted in comment #612638 at NAUGHTY FILLY SCHOOLGIRLS **
1. **** em and dont tell, im not a bragger
2. Flying, since naked preferable way of travel is helicopter dick
3. Cheeto fingers if they grow back
4. 5 million a year (Do it for a couple years and quit)
5. Saran wrap, I'm equally afraid of both
6. Morgan Freeman, love the guy
7. Smell like a fart
8. Watch porn with parents, they're pretty ugly
User avatar #456 - gigapower (12/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Empty white room.... didn't say I couldn't take a marker to work... that wall.....dat wall.....
User avatar #446 - badboywantsu (12/06/2011) [-]
sleep with them with hidden camera, don't tell but show
flying naked ftw
cheeto-fingers and wear expensive skin tight gloves like V
empty white room sneak in laptop go on funnyjunk
saran wrap = less pain
Morgan Freeman
i smell fart then get surgery with my monies to fix it
shut hand in every door be sure to close door lightly
quit watching porn use time to find girl to be with.
#443 - nowitzki (12/06/2011) [-]
"shut your hand in every door you open" ? Don't you mean close?
#431 - mytrakytra (12/06/2011) [-]
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Naked flying you say?
User avatar #423 - starvaggi (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Sandpaper. Just use the non-painful side.

User avatar #389 - TheOneKing (12/06/2011) [-]
Have sex with them cause no one would believe me anyway
Be invisible because I can still kick their asses even if they can't see me
Cheeto fingers cause I can enjoy the cheesy taste when ever I want
Sit naked in a room cause I want the money more
Saran wrap cause its better than having a bleeding ass
Morgan Freeman no contest
Smell the fart cause eventually I'd get used to it
Fingers in the door cause I have a higher chance of living after it's over
With parents cause I don't wanna watch the Making of Me
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#200 - robotcomander ONLINE (12/06/2011) [-]
my sister does this everyday
User avatar #198 - serotonin ONLINE (12/06/2011) [-]
I would work in white room for 5 million....for a year and then I would quit. Now I dont have to worry about money for the rest of my life and I can spend my life working things I love.
User avatar #189 - goondas (12/06/2011) [-]
And id sleep with the models. If your that highly strung about how people think of you that youd give up an orgy with 4 hot chicks just so people would think youd had said orgy. Then you have some real self esteem issues.
#172 - marteboi (12/06/2011) [-]
i would fly naked and not hide **** , and if i get yelled at for public indecency, id fly down and they'd get a full speed cock smack.

hold back the tears of pain when i fly away
#151 - cybertoyger (12/06/2011) [-]
1) Spend a night just chatting
2) Invisibility
3) Cheeto-fingers
4) Naked in a white room for $5 million a year
5) Wipe with Saran Wrap
6) James Earl Jones
7) Have everyone else suffer and smell it
8) Fall down every staircase, I hardly go anywhere with stairs as is. :3
9) Watch porn with my parents so I don't have to hide my massive list of fetishes

#140 - fgirl (12/06/2011) [-]
1. no sleep
2. Invisible
3. Cheeto fingers
4. Dream Job
5. Saran wrap
6. Morgan freeman
7. Me smell farts all day
8. Fall down the stairs (since I nearly always do that anyway)
#101 - fjarchon (12/06/2011) [-]
Kill myself.
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