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User avatar #482 - MultiBlaze (12/06/2011) [-]
**** ....
#462 - rainydaymushroom (12/06/2011) [-]
LMAO Watch porn with your parents got me XDDD
#424 - funkyninjaman (12/06/2011) [-]
For the last one i was like:
User avatar #375 - chupiter (12/06/2011) [-]
Sleep with 5 models. More like freak out after 1 minute, jizz in pants and begin farting.
User avatar #250 - Dethlepricon (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
sleep with the models, fly, cheetos fingers, sit naked, saran rap, morgan freeman, smell the fart, fall down stair cases, watch porn with parents
#277 to #250 - xmasterofktulux (12/06/2011) [-]
This just sounds like a list for a really weird weekend
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User avatar #466 - whatsgoodyo (12/06/2011) [-]
Well people already talk **** about you even if you're not invisible, so I'll take that perk. That way I can masturbate while invisible and then cum on their faces and they'll think a ghost ejaculated on them.
User avatar #459 - demandsgayversion (12/06/2011) [-]
Being naked in that room for hours every day, it wouldn't be white for very long just sayin'.
User avatar #423 - starvaggi (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Sandpaper. Just use the non-painful side.

User avatar #389 - TheOneKing (12/06/2011) [-]
Have sex with them cause no one would believe me anyway
Be invisible because I can still kick their asses even if they can't see me
Cheeto fingers cause I can enjoy the cheesy taste when ever I want
Sit naked in a room cause I want the money more
Saran wrap cause its better than having a bleeding ass
Morgan Freeman no contest
Smell the fart cause eventually I'd get used to it
Fingers in the door cause I have a higher chance of living after it's over
With parents cause I don't wanna watch the Making of Me
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User avatar #198 - serotonin (12/06/2011) [-]
I would work in white room for 5 million....for a year and then I would quit. Now I dont have to worry about money for the rest of my life and I can spend my life working things I love.
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#197 to #196 - anonymous (12/06/2011) [-]
its *roll picture*
User avatar #174 - goondas (12/06/2011) [-]
Id take the white room. You can change your sleeping habits so that you spend those hours in that room sleeping. Then live it up like a boss with all your money during your waking hours.
#172 - marteboi (12/06/2011) [-]
i would fly naked and not hide **** , and if i get yelled at for public indecency, id fly down and they'd get a full speed cock smack.

hold back the tears of pain when i fly away
#151 - cybertoyger (12/06/2011) [-]
1) Spend a night just chatting
2) Invisibility
3) Cheeto-fingers
4) Naked in a white room for $5 million a year
5) Wipe with Saran Wrap
6) James Earl Jones
7) Have everyone else suffer and smell it
8) Fall down every staircase, I hardly go anywhere with stairs as is. :3
9) Watch porn with my parents so I don't have to hide my massive list of fetishes

User avatar #76 - AdventureCrew (12/06/2011) [-]
who the **** wants a popcorn kernal stuck in their throat all day?
#23 - anonymous (12/06/2011) [-]
What if the white room is my dream job.
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