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#381 to #374 - anon (12/06/2011) [-]
you would destroy your hand if punching someone with cheeto fingers
User avatar #181 - juraquagmire (12/06/2011) [-]
Sex with them, tell nobody
invisibility(I really don't care what they said)
white room (use sleep-time in there)
saran wrap
Morgan Freeman
Don't smell, but somebody do(invisibility helpful make somebody think somebody else)
fall down stairs
Watch Porn with parents(I will not use it much, cause I ****** Victoria's Secret Babies)
User avatar #546 - squeaks (12/06/2011) [-]
If I were a guy: Sleep with them
Fly ( **** yea, whats wrong with being naked)
Kernel in my throat (You'd get used to it eventually)
Sit in a room
Saran wrap (this one wasn't even a contest)
Morgan Freeman
Have other people think I smell
Shut my hand in the door (I can live without a hand, it's gotta have nerve damage at some point)
With parents
#527 - whitegummybear (12/06/2011) [-]
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the first one was easy
User avatar #466 - whatsgoodyo (12/06/2011) [-]
Well people already talk **** about you even if you're not invisible, so I'll take that perk. That way I can masturbate while invisible and then cum on their faces and they'll think a ghost ejaculated on them.
User avatar #456 - gigapower (12/06/2011) [-]
Empty white room.... didn't say I couldn't take a marker to work... that wall.....dat wall.....
User avatar #488 to #456 - gigapower (12/06/2011) [-]
Or I could just work for like 3 months .... and id be good for a while.
#463 to #456 - placenamehere (12/06/2011) [-]
get paid 5 million a year to sit in a room by yourself and masturbate from 8 to 5? yes.
User avatar #446 - badboywantsu (12/06/2011) [-]
sleep with them with hidden camera, don't tell but show
flying naked ftw
cheeto-fingers and wear expensive skin tight gloves like V
empty white room sneak in laptop go on funnyjunk
saran wrap = less pain
Morgan Freeman
i smell fart then get surgery with my monies to fix it
shut hand in every door be sure to close door lightly
quit watching porn use time to find girl to be with.
#431 - mytrakytra (12/06/2011) [-]
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Naked flying you say?
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#200 - robotcomander (12/06/2011) [-]
my sister does this everyday
User avatar #198 - serotonin (12/06/2011) [-]
I would work in white room for 5 million....for a year and then I would quit. Now I dont have to worry about money for the rest of my life and I can spend my life working things I love.
User avatar #189 - goondas (12/06/2011) [-]
And id sleep with the models. If your that highly strung about how people think of you that youd give up an orgy with 4 hot chicks just so people would think youd had said orgy. Then you have some real self esteem issues.
User avatar #188 - goondas (12/06/2011) [-]
Invisibility. Honestly, how often would you use your invisibility around people you know? What, are you gunna go invisible and stroll around the work place and listen to people bitch about you? Or maybe go invisible during school and listen to your class mates pay you out? Youd be using your invisibility to steal **** or spy on hot chicks. Mostly around people you dont know. When your using your new found awesome ability to say, rob a bank, how are the bank employees gunna talk **** about you if they dont know you. Its really a pretty pitiful side effect when you think about it in the context of how youll use the invisibility lol.
User avatar #195 to #188 - goondas (12/06/2011) [-]
Also if you had to be naked when you fly you wouldnt beable to use the ability very effectivly. If you got to any decent sort of height, the temperature of the air would cause some serious hypothermia. If youve every sky dived you'll know what i mean. The air up there is freezing. So this ones a no brainer.
#172 - marteboi (12/06/2011) [-]
i would fly naked and not hide **** , and if i get yelled at for public indecency, id fly down and they'd get a full speed cock smack.

hold back the tears of pain when i fly away
#101 - fjarchon (12/06/2011) [-]
Kill myself.
#80 - karateredbelt (12/06/2011) [-]
****		 them and never tell.  
Fly naked.  
Cheeto fingers.  
Do nothing job.  
Saran wrap wipe.  
Morgan Freeman narraration.  
Smell fart all day and get used to it.  
Fall down stairs.  
Porn with parents......just no fapping......

**** them and never tell.
Fly naked.
Cheeto fingers.
Do nothing job.
Saran wrap wipe.
Morgan Freeman narraration.
Smell fart all day and get used to it.
Fall down stairs.
Porn with parents......just no fapping......
User avatar #76 - AdventureCrew (12/06/2011) [-]
who the **** wants a popcorn kernal stuck in their throat all day?
User avatar #245 - xXCorpitoXx (12/06/2011) [-]
i would rather smell like fart because im mostly alone anyways...
User avatar #253 to #251 - xXCorpitoXx (12/06/2011) [-]
im one of few people to prefer Solitude...im not emo
Im just lazy...and if im around people they want me to do things for them...
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User avatar #36 to #21 - HaymitchAbernathy (12/06/2011) [-]
Dude, you could choose invisibility and slap anyone you want with ur dick.... then rape them.... then rob a bank, kill anyone you don't like, go peep on women without getting caught, kick the ass of the people who talk **** about you........

Pretty much ******* ANYTHING. But if you fly naked then you can't do anything or go anywhere, because nudity laws are pretty much universal except on nude beaches...
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