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#548 - anon
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Have sex
Invisible
Popcorn
Dream job
Saran Wrap
Morgan Freeman
Smell it myself
Fall down stairs
Watch porn with my parents
#556 to #548 - vanoreo
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(12/06/2011) [-]
you got mine spot on... i thumb you for this
#163 - scizzor
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(12/06/2011) [-]
The hardest choice was Morgan Freeman or James Earl Jones..
#173 to #163 - nagaepic
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(12/06/2011) [-]
#511 - joinedjustfornsfw
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(12/06/2011) [-]
u found this on imgur today. great job
#514 to #511 - xtiggerx
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(12/06/2011) [-]
XD
#510 - subsonix
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(12/06/2011) [-]
What if i chose to sleep with all of the Victoria's Secret models?


But none of my friends believed me?
#499 - CreepyNeighbor
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(12/06/2011) [-]
**CreepyNeighbor rolled a random image posted in comment #612638 at NAUGHTY FILLY SCHOOLGIRLS **
1. **** em and dont tell, im not a bragger
2. Flying, since naked preferable way of travel is helicopter dick
3. Cheeto fingers if they grow back
4. 5 million a year (Do it for a couple years and quit)
5. Saran wrap, I'm equally afraid of both
6. Morgan Freeman, love the guy
7. Smell like a fart
8. Watch porn with parents, they're pretty ugly
#466 - whatsgoodyo
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Well people already talk **** about you even if you're not invisible, so I'll take that perk. That way I can masturbate while invisible and then cum on their faces and they'll think a ghost ejaculated on them.
#459 - demandsgayversion
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Being naked in that room for hours every day, it wouldn't be white for very long just sayin'.
#446 - badboywantsu
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(12/06/2011) [-]
sleep with them with hidden camera, don't tell but show
flying naked ftw
cheeto-fingers and wear expensive skin tight gloves like V
empty white room sneak in laptop go on funnyjunk
saran wrap = less pain
Morgan Freeman
i smell fart then get surgery with my monies to fix it
shut hand in every door be sure to close door lightly
quit watching porn use time to find girl to be with.
#423 - starvaggi
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Sandpaper. Just use the non-painful side.

lol
#444 to #423 - anon
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(12/06/2011) [-]
There is sandpaper with sand on both sides.
#389 - TheOneKing
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Have sex with them cause no one would believe me anyway
Be invisible because I can still kick their asses even if they can't see me
Cheeto fingers cause I can enjoy the cheesy taste when ever I want
Sit naked in a room cause I want the money more
Saran wrap cause its better than having a bleeding ass
Morgan Freeman no contest
Smell the fart cause eventually I'd get used to it
Fingers in the door cause I have a higher chance of living after it's over
With parents cause I don't wanna watch the Making of Me
#345 - afineyounglad
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Ok, some of these sounded good others just damn wrong, but let's go.
1)**** them, idc if people don't know i will.
2)Fly, i'll just land somewhere deserted and carefully do something...
3)Cheeto fingers, if I get hungry well then..
4)White room for a year, then just quit and waste money on ****
5)Saran Wrap just cus
6) Definitely Morgan Freeman
7)Smell a fart all day
8)Falling down stairs, will keep my life interesting.
9)Of my parents,because i'm weird
#289 - wazzurp
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Sleep  
Invisible  
Cheeto Fingers  
Saran Wrap  
Morgan Freeman Dumb ass.  
Smell FART  
Hand in door  
I will watch porn with parents.
Sleep
Invisible
Cheeto Fingers
Saran Wrap
Morgan Freeman Dumb ass.
Smell FART
Hand in door
I will watch porn with parents.
#245 - xXCorpitoXx
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(12/06/2011) [-]
i would rather smell like fart because im mostly alone anyways...
#251 to #245 - theblastoid
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(12/06/2011) [-]
#253 to #251 - xXCorpitoXx
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(12/06/2011) [-]
im one of few people to prefer Solitude...im not emo
Im just lazy...and if im around people they want me to do things for them...
#198 - serotonin
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(12/06/2011) [-]
I would work in white room for 5 million....for a year and then I would quit. Now I dont have to worry about money for the rest of my life and I can spend my life working things I love.
#174 - goondas
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Id take the white room. You can change your sleeping habits so that you spend those hours in that room sleeping. Then live it up like a boss with all your money during your waking hours.
#172 - marteboi
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(12/06/2011) [-]
i would fly naked and not hide ****, and if i get yelled at for public indecency, id fly down and they'd get a full speed cock smack.

hold back the tears of pain when i fly away
#140 - fgirl
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(12/06/2011) [-]
1. no sleep
2. Invisible
3. Cheeto fingers
4. Dream Job
5. Saran wrap
6. Morgan freeman
7. Me smell farts all day
8. Fall down the stairs (since I nearly always do that anyway)
9. DEATH
#121 - theresaflyinmytea
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(12/06/2011) [-]
#76 - AdventureCrew
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(12/06/2011) [-]
who the **** wants a popcorn kernal stuck in their throat all day?