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#374 - gustame **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#261 - anonymous (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Sit in a room and make 5mil, retire after 1 year.
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#193 - habibijan (12/06/2011) [-]
I can think of nothing better than flying while nakes. If I could fly, I'd probably do it naked in the summer anyways.

Gods, I envy birds sometimes
User avatar #185 - thecianmeister (12/06/2011) [-]
These are all stolen from You need to login to view this link

Guess FJ really is just a place for reposting shit?
User avatar #181 - juraquagmire (12/06/2011) [-]
Sex with them, tell nobody
invisibility(I really don't care what they said)
Cheetos-finger
white room (use sleep-time in there)
saran wrap
Morgan Freeman
Don't smell, but somebody do(invisibility helpful make somebody think somebody else)
fall down stairs
Watch Porn with parents(I will not use it much, cause I fucked Victoria's Secret Babies)
#511 - joinedjustfornsfw (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
u found this on imgur today. great job
#510 - subsonix (12/06/2011) [-]
What if i chose to sleep with all of the Victoria's Secret models?


But none of my friends believed me?
User avatar #456 - gigapower (12/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Empty white room.... didn't say I couldn't take a marker to work... that wall.....dat wall.....
#289 - wazzurp (12/06/2011) [-]
Sleep  
Invisible  
Cheeto Fingers  
Saran Wrap  
Morgan Freeman Dumb ass.  
Smell FART  
Hand in door  
I will watch porn with parents.
Sleep
Invisible
Cheeto Fingers
Saran Wrap
Morgan Freeman Dumb ass.
Smell FART
Hand in door
I will watch porn with parents.
User avatar #245 - xXCorpitoXx ONLINE (12/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)
i would rather smell like fart because im mostly alone anyways...
User avatar #253 to #251 - xXCorpitoXx ONLINE (12/06/2011) [-]
im one of few people to prefer Solitude...im not emo
Im just lazy...and if im around people they want me to do things for them...
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#197 to #196 - anonymous (12/06/2011) [-]
its *roll picture*
#191 - anonymous (12/06/2011) [-]
1. Sleep with the models and never tell
2. Fly and be naked
3. Cheeto Fingers
4. Work dream job
5. Saran Wrap
6. James Earl Jones
7. Smell the fart and never tell
8. Fall down stairs and just avoid them
9. Watch porn with parents (awkward moments pass, terrible visions are forever)
User avatar #189 - goondas (12/06/2011) [-]
And id sleep with the models. If your that highly strung about how people think of you that youd give up an orgy with 4 hot chicks just so people would think youd had said orgy. Then you have some real self esteem issues.
#101 - fjarchon (12/06/2011) [-]
Kill myself.
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#7 - anonymous (12/06/2011) [-]
1. Definitely sleep with them.

2. I would fly naked even if I didn't have to. The fuck could they do, arrest me? I can fucking fly.

3. Cheeto Fingers.

4. The white room would be whiter by the time I was done. Depends what my dream job is though, not quite sure yet.

5. Sand paper. Not as painful as you'd think and gets it done.

6. Freeman.

7. Probably smell a fart.

8. Shut hand in every doorway.

9. Me and my dad both read A Song of Ice and Fire together, so naturally we decided to watch A Game of Throne's together...

Yeah.
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