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#430 - edubc **User deleted account**
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#403 - inbeforeherpes
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Okay FJunkers, you have two choose one of the following two options:  
  
1. Spend your lifetime watching your parents have sex in front of you.  
  
2. Join in on your parents having sex, once, so they will never do it in front of you, ever again.
Okay FJunkers, you have two choose one of the following two options:

1. Spend your lifetime watching your parents have sex in front of you.

2. Join in on your parents having sex, once, so they will never do it in front of you, ever again.
#409 to #403 - ashleymayy
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(12/06/2011) [-]
**ashleymayy rolls 11** Dubs and it's the first one... Not dubs, and it's the second
#410 to #409 - ashleymayy
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Orrrr I can just kill myself and stay in the after life forever terrorizing the world.
#161 - orisinalcontent
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(12/06/2011) [-]
1) Have everyone think you slept with them, when it comes down to it, close your eyes while having sex and it could be with anyone so it doesnt matter all that much. Also, when all the girls in the world think, wow thats the guy who slept with 4 victoria secret models, they're going to want to find out how good you must be.
2) Fly Naked, whose going to give me crap about being naked? NOT ONLY did i just sleep with 4 Victoria's Secret Models (according to them) but i can fly? Regardless of my balls hanging out, you'd be boss.
3)Popcorn kernell. Seems a better alternative than never been able to use your hands for anything useful every again as well as constantly fighting back animals that are trying to eat your hands, oh and fat people.
4) I dont understand the question. That is my dream job. So does this mean i get $5million plus social security benefits on top!? Win. Not going to be telling the IRS nothing.
5) Cling wrap. If you want to cut up your sphincter and butt cheeks and suffer septicemia as a result of infection from your own ****, Be my guest.
6)Nah **** that, I want Sir David Attenborough
7)I'll smell it, only because I can foresee the obstacle of bedding women when smelling like ****.
8) This question is irrelevant. I don't watch Porn. I **** Victoria's Secret Models in Hotel rooms!
#162 to #161 - orisinalcontent
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(12/06/2011) [-]
I misses the stairs, i'll take those obviously... I can fly, i dont use the ******* stairs, plus im in my office 6 days a week practicing my flying.
#124 - jpthecursed
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Have my life narrated by Darth Vader?  
  
  
YES.
Have my life narrated by Darth Vader?


YES.
#97 - toosexyforyou
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(12/06/2011) [-]
1. Talk to them. Once word gets around that you slept with Victoria's Secret models then girls will line up for you.
2. Fly Naked. Fly too high for anyone to see anyway or just body paint yourself.
3. Popcorn Kernel.
4. Wipe with saran wrap and then take a shower.
5. Morgan Freeman
6. Smell my own fart, you get used to it eventually and if you picked everyone else thinking you farted, it doesn't matter how many Victoria Secret models you slept with.
7. Shut door on my hand.
8. I'm pretty sure everyone chose the same less awkward option.
#99 to #97 - Alinahlis
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(12/06/2011) [-]
i would have no quarrels watching porn with my parents we would be laughing through it anyways... hell ive had discussions with my dad about some of the hentai we have seen.\
#100 to #97 - Alinahlis
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(12/06/2011) [-]
i would have no quarrels watching porn with my parents we would be laughing through it anyways... hell ive had discussions with my dad about some of the hentai we have seen.\
#104 to #97 - andrestheguat
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(12/06/2011) [-]
wouldnt you rather trip on the stairs though? considering there are replacements/alternatives for stairs (Escalators and elevators) but there arent any really for doors. or at least we come across doors more often than stairs. besides that i agree with the rest of em
#109 to #104 - toosexyforyou
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(12/06/2011) [-]
And if it's already opened, you're not opening the door therefore you dont have to shut your hand in it.
#115 to #109 - andrestheguat
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(12/06/2011) [-]
i just re-read the question and its not really a fair question, one is passive the other is active. i thought it had said every stair case you come across and every door you come across. if its only the doors you open then it should only be the stairs you go down (in which case you can be brought down by someone else). but now that i re-read it, youre right thats the better choice
#111 to #109 - andrestheguat
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#107 to #104 - toosexyforyou
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Yeah but you could just have someone else open every door for you.
#114 to #97 - MonkEman
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(12/06/2011) [-]
you forgot dream job or empty room
-empty room for me
#417 to #114 - toosexyforyou
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(12/06/2011) [-]
That empty room IS my dream job believe it or not.
#482 - MultiBlaze
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(12/06/2011) [-]
****....
#462 - rainydaymushroom
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(12/06/2011) [-]
LMAO Watch porn with your parents got me XDDD
#424 - funkyninjaman
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(12/06/2011) [-]
For the last one i was like:
#375 - chupiter
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Sleep with 5 models. More like freak out after 1 minute, jizz in pants and begin farting.
#374 - gustame **User deleted account**
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#381 to #374 - anon
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(12/06/2011) [-]
you would destroy your hand if punching someone with cheeto fingers
#368 - housemafia
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(12/06/2011) [-]
**housemafia rolled a random image posted in comment #100 at Alternate Ending **
#317 - Leumascar
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(12/06/2011) [-]
My reaction to the last one
My reaction to the last one
#314 - sergiusalceanu
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Sleep with the models. I don't care what someone thinks.
Invisibility...
Popcorn kernel, i hate greasy fingers...
Dream job
Saran wrap
Morgan Freemar for sure
I should smell the farts, i'll get used to them
I hate getting my fingers hurt, so better fall of stairs
With my parents. Unless they would have both been women.
#330 to #314 - anon
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Unless both of your parents were women?
#301 - empithree
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(12/06/2011) [-]
damn you
#287 - sutrakama
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(12/06/2011) [-]
I would defenetly use sandpaper!
I would defenetly use sandpaper!
#250 - Dethlepricon
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(12/06/2011) [-]
sleep with the models, fly, cheetos fingers, sit naked, saran rap, morgan freeman, smell the fart, fall down stair cases, watch porn with parents
#277 to #250 - xmasterofktulux
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(12/06/2011) [-]
This just sounds like a list for a really weird weekend
#226 - onlycommentguy **User deleted account**
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#229 to #226 - adamks
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(12/06/2011) [-]
But no freetime tho.
#230 to #229 - onlycommentguy **User deleted account**
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#232 to #230 - adamks
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Do it three years? :D
#267 to #232 - anon
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(12/06/2011) [-]
do it for 1 year and put it in a savings account
interest rates in aus are like 6.5% p.a, so even if you only put in $1 million, you'll make 65k a year doing nothing.
#185 - thecianmeister
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(12/06/2011) [-]
These are all stolen from You need to login to view this link

Guess FJ really is just a place for reposting ****?
#181 - juraquagmire
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Sex with them, tell nobody
invisibility(I really don't care what they said)
Cheetos-finger
white room (use sleep-time in there)
saran wrap
Morgan Freeman
Don't smell, but somebody do(invisibility helpful make somebody think somebody else)
fall down stairs
Watch Porn with parents(I will not use it much, cause I ****** Victoria's Secret Babies)
#163 - scizzor
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(12/06/2011) [-]
The hardest choice was Morgan Freeman or James Earl Jones..
#173 to #163 - nagaepic
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