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User avatar #513 - xtiggerx (12/06/2011) [-]
1. **** the models
2. invisible **** THE POLICE
3. cheeto fingies
4. white room
5. sandpaper because im a ******* boss
6. james earl jones
7. go through the smellers
8. door
9. watch with
+4
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#403 - inbeforeherpes (12/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Okay FJunkers, you have two choose one of the following two options:  
  
1. Spend your lifetime watching your parents have sex in front of you.  
  
2. Join in on your parents having sex, once, so they will never do it in front of you, ever again.
Okay FJunkers, you have two choose one of the following two options:

1. Spend your lifetime watching your parents have sex in front of you.

2. Join in on your parents having sex, once, so they will never do it in front of you, ever again.
User avatar #409 to #403 - ashleymayy (12/06/2011) [-]
**ashleymayy rolls 11** Dubs and it's the first one... Not dubs, and it's the second
#390 - Virt (12/06/2011) [-]
Cheeto-fingers?  
CHEETO-FINGERS!
Cheeto-fingers?
CHEETO-FINGERS!
#356 - ragingbrony ONLINE (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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Sleep with them
Flying *****
Cheeto Fingers
Sit ***** in a room for 5m (you could retired after one year and live off the interest)
Smell it
Hand in door
Watch it with them.
+4
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#161 - orisinalcontent (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
1) Have everyone think you slept with them, when it comes down to it, close your eyes while having sex and it could be with anyone so it doesnt matter all that much. Also, when all the girls in the world think, wow thats the guy who slept with 4 victoria secret models, they're going to want to find out how good you must be.
2) Fly ***** , whose going to give me crap about being ***** ? NOT ONLY did i just sleep with 4 Victoria's Secret Models (according to them) but i can fly? Regardless of my balls hanging out, you'd be boss.
3)Popcorn kernell. Seems a better alternative than never been able to use your hands for anything useful every again as well as constantly fighting back animals that are trying to eat your hands, oh and fat people.
4) I dont understand the question. That is my dream job. So does this mean i get $5million plus social security benefits on top!? Win. Not going to be telling the IRS nothing.
5) Cling wrap. If you want to cut up your sphincter and butt cheeks and suffer septicemia as a result of infection from your own **** , Be my guest.
6)Nah **** that, I want Sir David Attenborough
7)I'll smell it, only because I can foresee the obstacle of bedding women when smelling like **** .
8) This question is irrelevant. I don't watch Porn. I **** Victoria's Secret Models in Hotel rooms!
#139 - hazukky (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
so... why not?
#144 to #139 - Acity (12/06/2011) [-]
Because The world doesn't work that way.....
User avatar #482 - MultiBlaze (12/06/2011) [-]
**** ....
#368 - housemafia (12/06/2011) [-]
**housemafia rolled a random image posted in comment #100 at Alternate Ending **
#317 - Leumascar (12/06/2011) [-]
My reaction to the last one
My reaction to the last one
User avatar #314 - sergiusalceanu (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Sleep with the models. I don't care what someone thinks.
Invisibility...
Popcorn kernel, i hate greasy fingers...
Dream job
Saran wrap
Morgan Freemar for sure
I should smell the farts, i'll get used to them
I hate getting my fingers hurt, so better fall of stairs
With my parents. Unless they would have both been women.
#301 - empithree (12/06/2011) [-]
damn you
#287 - sutrakama (12/06/2011) [-]
I would defenetly use sandpaper!
I would defenetly use sandpaper!
#261 - anonymous (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Sit in a room and make 5mil, retire after 1 year.
#193 - habibijan (12/06/2011) [-]
I can think of nothing better than flying while nakes. If I could fly, I'd probably do it ***** in the summer anyways.

Gods, I envy birds sometimes
User avatar #185 - thecianmeister (12/06/2011) [-]
These are all stolen from You need to login to view this link

Guess FJ really is just a place for reposting **** ?
User avatar #181 - juraquagmire (12/06/2011) [-]
Sex with them, tell nobody
invisibility(I really don't care what they said)
Cheetos-finger
white room (use sleep-time in there)
saran wrap
Morgan Freeman
Don't smell, but somebody do(invisibility helpful make somebody think somebody else)
fall down stairs
Watch Porn with parents(I will not use it much, cause I ****** Victoria's Secret Babies)
User avatar #163 - scizzor (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
The hardest choice was Morgan Freeman or James Earl Jones..
#127 - anonymous (12/06/2011) [-]
What happens if sitting ***** in an empty room IS my dream job?
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