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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #513 - xtiggerx
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1. **** the models
2. invisible **** THE POLICE
3. cheeto fingies
4. white room
5. sandpaper because im a ******* boss
6. james earl jones
7. go through the smellers
8. door
9. watch with
#390 - Virt
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Cheeto-fingers?  
CHEETO-FINGERS!
Cheeto-fingers?
CHEETO-FINGERS!
#356 - ragingbrony
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Sleep with them
Flying Naked
Cheeto Fingers
Sit naked in a room for 5m (you could retired after one year and live off the interest)
Smell it
Hand in door
Watch it with them.
User avatar #357 to #356 - ragingbrony
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for got the wiping one...
Saran wrap, would be less painful
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#161 - orisinalcontent
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1) Have everyone think you slept with them, when it comes down to it, close your eyes while having sex and it could be with anyone so it doesnt matter all that much. Also, when all the girls in the world think, wow thats the guy who slept with 4 victoria secret models, they're going to want to find out how good you must be.
2) Fly Naked, whose going to give me crap about being naked? NOT ONLY did i just sleep with 4 Victoria's Secret Models (according to them) but i can fly? Regardless of my balls hanging out, you'd be boss.
3)Popcorn kernell. Seems a better alternative than never been able to use your hands for anything useful every again as well as constantly fighting back animals that are trying to eat your hands, oh and fat people.
4) I dont understand the question. That is my dream job. So does this mean i get $5million plus social security benefits on top!? Win. Not going to be telling the IRS nothing.
5) Cling wrap. If you want to cut up your sphincter and butt cheeks and suffer septicemia as a result of infection from your own ****, Be my guest.
6)Nah **** that, I want Sir David Attenborough
7)I'll smell it, only because I can foresee the obstacle of bedding women when smelling like ****.
8) This question is irrelevant. I don't watch Porn. I **** Victoria's Secret Models in Hotel rooms!
#162 to #161 - orisinalcontent
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I misses the stairs, i'll take those obviously... I can fly, i dont use the ******* stairs, plus im in my office 6 days a week practicing my flying.
#548 - anon id: 687840c6
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Have sex
Invisible
Popcorn
Dream job
Saran Wrap
Morgan Freeman
Smell it myself
Fall down stairs
Watch porn with my parents
#556 to #548 - vanoreo
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you got mine spot on... i thumb you for this
User avatar #482 - MultiBlaze
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****....
#462 - rainydaymushroom
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LMAO Watch porn with your parents got me XDDD
#424 - funkyninjaman
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For the last one i was like:
User avatar #375 - chupiter
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Sleep with 5 models. More like freak out after 1 minute, jizz in pants and begin farting.
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#381 to #374 - anon id: bcd7b98a
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you would destroy your hand if punching someone with cheeto fingers
User avatar #314 - sergiusalceanu
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Sleep with the models. I don't care what someone thinks.
Invisibility...
Popcorn kernel, i hate greasy fingers...
Dream job
Saran wrap
Morgan Freemar for sure
I should smell the farts, i'll get used to them
I hate getting my fingers hurt, so better fall of stairs
With my parents. Unless they would have both been women.
#330 to #314 - anon id: f493d247
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Unless both of your parents were women?
#301 - empithree
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damn you
#287 - sutrakama
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I would defenetly use sandpaper!
I would defenetly use sandpaper!
User avatar #250 - Dethlepricon
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sleep with the models, fly, cheetos fingers, sit naked, saran rap, morgan freeman, smell the fart, fall down stair cases, watch porn with parents
#277 to #250 - xmasterofktulux
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This just sounds like a list for a really weird weekend
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#229 to #226 - adamks
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But no freetime tho.
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#232 to #230 - adamks
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Do it three years? :D
#267 to #232 - anon id: 16c0f50a
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do it for 1 year and put it in a savings account
interest rates in aus are like 6.5% p.a, so even if you only put in $1 million, you'll make 65k a year doing nothing.
#193 - habibijan
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I can think of nothing better than flying while nakes. If I could fly, I'd probably do it naked in the summer anyways.

Gods, I envy birds sometimes
User avatar #185 - thecianmeister
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These are all stolen from You need to login to view this link

Guess FJ really is just a place for reposting ****?
User avatar #181 - juraquagmire
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Sex with them, tell nobody
invisibility(I really don't care what they said)
Cheetos-finger
white room (use sleep-time in there)
saran wrap
Morgan Freeman
Don't smell, but somebody do(invisibility helpful make somebody think somebody else)
fall down stairs
Watch Porn with parents(I will not use it much, cause I ****** Victoria's Secret Babies)
User avatar #163 - scizzor
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The hardest choice was Morgan Freeman or James Earl Jones..
#173 to #163 - nagaepic
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