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#529 - popegreyhounds (12/06/2011) [-]
mom??? dad??? .... OH GOD
mom??? dad??? .... OH GOD
#455 - sashei (12/06/2011) [-]
Would you rather...

Steal 9gags upload

OR

create own stuff.


I know your answer op.
#413 - WhatIsGwaning (12/06/2011) [-]
What the **** is that saran wrap? Bitch that is called cling film.
#412 - melolsoohard (12/06/2011) [-]
**melolsoohard rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Snack time at Hogwarts ** This is what I would do to people when I was invisible
User avatar #400 - GenerationXero (12/06/2011) [-]
- Sleep with the models, tell no one
- Fly Naked
- Cheetoh Fingers
- Empty room naked 5 million a year
- Saran Wrap
- Morgan Freeman
- Smell a fart all day
- Shut hand in door (there's no chance of becoming paralyzed)
- "With"
User avatar #401 to #400 - larvitarsunite (12/06/2011) [-]
same here
User avatar #379 - baconofthesoul (12/06/2011) [-]
would you rather......
give credit to collegehumor or not acknowledge that this is from their site?
+5
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User avatar #279 - graphenz (12/06/2011) [-]
1. Sleep with 4 Victoria secret models (the amount of times said act is gonna happen is not defined.
2. Nekkid flight (haters gonna hate)
3. Cheetos fingers - I'll wear gloves
4. White room - I'll fix that thing up with the money I get, else bring laptop
5. Saran wrap - I'll wait for it to dry! I CAN DO THIS!!!
6. Morgan ******* Freeman!
7. Smell a fart all day - get a wunderbaum surgely fastened to my forehead (maybe just some super glue or something :P)
8. Down the stairs - I CAN FLY BITCH!
9. Watch porn with parents in it - me gusta ;)
#143 - Acity (12/06/2011) [-]
dude i really hate this but will do it
1. have sex with them.... save them the humility
2. Invisible (payback)
3. Popcorn kernels (cheeto fingers woukd go bad after a while)
4. Work for dream job ( other one would be so boring people need to stop being lazy and get out there)
5. Saran Wrap (Sandpaper would really hurt and your **** would get in the wound and get infected and everything else)
6. Morgan Freeman (of course)
7. I would smell a fart ( because I want friends and don't want them to avoid me just because I smell)
8. Fall Down Stair Cases (This was a very hard decision)
9. Watch porn with parents ( Could never Masturbate to my parents, would never look at them the same way, and would scar me till I die)
#146 to #143 - eternalpleasure (12/06/2011) [-]
I'm with you on all except 7. I don't give care about others around me so I wouldn't smell a fart no on else could. besides tons of perfume can clear up any kind of smell
#147 to #146 - eternalpleasure (12/06/2011) [-]
oh and also no pop corn kernel in my throat....don't wanna choke and die...
User avatar #150 to #147 - Acity (12/06/2011) [-]
you wouldn't choke it would just be really annoying to have it there but its better than having everything you touch smell like cheetos
#152 to #150 - eternalpleasure (12/06/2011) [-]
but it says throat...I'm sure kernels get stuck in teeth all the time but I doubt have a tiny object in your throat for all eternity would be could. and for the cheetos fingers...you can always keep licking the fingers. or wear gloves (I think outside the box)
User avatar #153 to #152 - Acity (12/06/2011) [-]
ya until that one person bites off your fingers then your screwed XD
User avatar #149 to #146 - Acity (12/06/2011) [-]
True true, but I would get use to the smell and sooner or later would forget about it
#130 - Min (12/06/2011) [-]
>Adjust sleep schedule to overlap "white room" time.  
>Enjoy $5 000 000 a year with no drawbacks.
>Adjust sleep schedule to overlap "white room" time.
>Enjoy $5 000 000 a year with no drawbacks.
#98 - thebub (12/06/2011) [-]
its stuff like this that keeps me up at night
User avatar #92 - IceBearJudgesYou (12/06/2011) [-]
**** the models, i dont care id people know.
Fly naked, id **** on people like a bird.
cheeto fingers, finger lickin good.
Naked in a room, fapfapfapfapfapfap.
Sand paper, clean ass is a happy ass.
Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman.
Smell a fart, youd adjust and get used to it.
Hand in door, and again, youd adjust.
Watch porn with parents, fapfapfapfapfap
User avatar #66 - OHaiMark (12/06/2011) [-]
1. Actually sleep with them, at least id know haha
2. Invisibility, da **** do I care what they say?
3. Popcorn, definitely. Cheeto fingers just drive me ******* insane
4. Sit naked in the room, profit $
5. Saran wrap, need i to explain more?
6. Morgan Freeman, he narrated for penguins!
7. Smell the fart I guess, easier to put up with
8. Fall down every staircase, i need my hands for uh... stuff
9. Watch it with my parents, its lesser of 2 evils i guess
User avatar #45 - rel (12/06/2011) [-]
Sleep with them
Invisible (That way I could confront them and also kick their asses while naked)
Cheeto fingers
White room
Seran wrap
Morgan Freeman
Smell a fart (you'd get used to it)
Fall down stairs (I'm used to that too -- I was called the human slinky as a child)
Watch with parents.
#161 - orisinalcontent (12/06/2011) [-]
1) Have everyone think you slept with them, when it comes down to it, close your eyes while having sex and it could be with anyone so it doesnt matter all that much. Also, when all the girls in the world think, wow thats the guy who slept with 4 victoria secret models, they're going to want to find out how good you must be.
2) Fly Naked, whose going to give me crap about being naked? NOT ONLY did i just sleep with 4 Victoria's Secret Models (according to them) but i can fly? Regardless of my balls hanging out, you'd be boss.
3)Popcorn kernell. Seems a better alternative than never been able to use your hands for anything useful every again as well as constantly fighting back animals that are trying to eat your hands, oh and fat people.
4) I dont understand the question. That is my dream job. So does this mean i get $5million plus social security benefits on top!? Win. Not going to be telling the IRS nothing.
5) Cling wrap. If you want to cut up your sphincter and butt cheeks and suffer septicemia as a result of infection from your own **** , Be my guest.
6)Nah **** that, I want Sir David Attenborough
7)I'll smell it, only because I can foresee the obstacle of bedding women when smelling like **** .
8) This question is irrelevant. I don't watch Porn. I **** Victoria's Secret Models in Hotel rooms!
#162 to #161 - orisinalcontent (12/06/2011) [-]
I misses the stairs, i'll take those obviously... I can fly, i dont use the ******* stairs, plus im in my office 6 days a week practicing my flying.
#124 - jpthecursed (12/06/2011) [-]
Have my life narrated by Darth Vader?  
  
  
YES.
Have my life narrated by Darth Vader?


YES.
User avatar #97 - toosexyforyou (12/06/2011) [-]
1. Talk to them. Once word gets around that you slept with Victoria's Secret models then girls will line up for you.
2. Fly Naked. Fly too high for anyone to see anyway or just body paint yourself.
3. Popcorn Kernel.
4. Wipe with saran wrap and then take a shower.
5. Morgan Freeman
6. Smell my own fart, you get used to it eventually and if you picked everyone else thinking you farted, it doesn't matter how many Victoria Secret models you slept with.
7. Shut door on my hand.
8. I'm pretty sure everyone chose the same less awkward option.
User avatar #99 to #97 - Alinahlis (12/06/2011) [-]
i would have no quarrels watching porn with my parents we would be laughing through it anyways... hell ive had discussions with my dad about some of the hentai we have seen.\
User avatar #100 to #97 - Alinahlis (12/06/2011) [-]
i would have no quarrels watching porn with my parents we would be laughing through it anyways... hell ive had discussions with my dad about some of the hentai we have seen.\
User avatar #104 to #97 - andrestheguat (12/06/2011) [-]
wouldnt you rather trip on the stairs though? considering there are replacements/alternatives for stairs (Escalators and elevators) but there arent any really for doors. or at least we come across doors more often than stairs. besides that i agree with the rest of em
User avatar #109 to #104 - toosexyforyou (12/06/2011) [-]
And if it's already opened, you're not opening the door therefore you dont have to shut your hand in it.
User avatar #115 to #109 - andrestheguat (12/06/2011) [-]
i just re-read the question and its not really a fair question, one is passive the other is active. i thought it had said every stair case you come across and every door you come across. if its only the doors you open then it should only be the stairs you go down (in which case you can be brought down by someone else). but now that i re-read it, youre right thats the better choice
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User avatar #107 to #104 - toosexyforyou (12/06/2011) [-]
Yeah but you could just have someone else open every door for you.
User avatar #114 to #97 - MonkEman (12/06/2011) [-]
you forgot dream job or empty room
-empty room for me
User avatar #417 to #114 - toosexyforyou (12/06/2011) [-]
That empty room IS my dream job believe it or not.
#530 - iantheoreo (12/06/2011) [-]
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year.

OR

Join in once to make it stop?
#539 to #530 - dagramcraka (12/06/2011) [-]
join in once to make it stop... I REGRET NOTHING!
#139 - hazukky (12/06/2011) [-]
so... why not?
#144 to #139 - Acity (12/06/2011) [-]
Because The world doesn't work that way.....
#403 - inbeforeherpes (12/06/2011) [-]
Okay FJunkers, you have two choose one of the following two options:  
  
1. Spend your lifetime watching your parents have sex in front of you.  
  
2. Join in on your parents having sex, once, so they will never do it in front of you, ever again.
Okay FJunkers, you have two choose one of the following two options:

1. Spend your lifetime watching your parents have sex in front of you.

2. Join in on your parents having sex, once, so they will never do it in front of you, ever again.
User avatar #409 to #403 - ashleymayy (12/06/2011) [-]
**ashleymayy rolls 11** Dubs and it's the first one... Not dubs, and it's the second
User avatar #410 to #409 - ashleymayy (12/06/2011) [-]
Orrrr I can just kill myself and stay in the after life forever terrorizing the world.
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