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#541 - jessieyumad (12/06/2011) [+] (5 replies)
I would fly 						*****					, just to feel the wind flapping between my 						********					.
I would fly ***** , just to feel the wind flapping between my ******** .
#529 - popegreyhounds (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
mom??? dad??? .... OH GOD
mom??? dad??? .... OH GOD
#298 - xmdignx (12/06/2011) [+] (3 replies)
invisibility, mfw i'm in women's locker room
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#548 - anonymous (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Have sex
Invisible
Popcorn
Dream job
Saran Wrap
Morgan Freeman
Smell it myself
Fall down stairs
Watch porn with my parents
#455 - sashei (12/06/2011) [-]
Would you rather...

Steal 9gags upload

OR

create own stuff.


I know your answer op.
#413 - WhatIsGwaning (12/06/2011) [-]
What the **** is that saran wrap? Bitch that is called cling film.
#412 - melolsoohard (12/06/2011) [-]
**melolsoohard rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Snack time at Hogwarts ** This is what I would do to people when I was invisible
User avatar #400 - GenerationXero (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
- Sleep with the models, tell no one
- Fly *****
- Cheetoh Fingers
- Empty room ***** 5 million a year
- Saran Wrap
- Morgan Freeman
- Smell a fart all day
- Shut hand in door (there's no chance of becoming paralyzed)
- "With"
User avatar #379 - baconofthesoul (12/06/2011) [-]
would you rather......
give credit to collegehumor or not acknowledge that this is from their site?
+5
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#279 - graphenz (12/06/2011) [-]
1. Sleep with 4 Victoria secret models (the amount of times said act is gonna happen is not defined.
2. Nekkid flight (haters gonna hate)
3. Cheetos fingers - I'll wear gloves
4. White room - I'll fix that thing up with the money I get, else bring laptop
5. Saran wrap - I'll wait for it to dry! I CAN DO THIS!!!
6. Morgan ******* Freeman!
7. Smell a fart all day - get a wunderbaum surgely fastened to my forehead (maybe just some super glue or something :P)
8. Down the stairs - I CAN FLY BITCH!
9. Watch porn with parents in it - me gusta ;)
#143 - Acity (12/06/2011) [+] (6 replies)
dude i really hate this but will do it
1. have sex with them.... save them the humility
2. Invisible (payback)
3. Popcorn kernels (cheeto fingers woukd go bad after a while)
4. Work for dream job ( other one would be so boring people need to stop being lazy and get out there)
5. Saran Wrap (Sandpaper would really hurt and your **** would get in the wound and get infected and everything else)
6. Morgan Freeman (of course)
7. I would smell a fart ( because I want friends and don't want them to avoid me just because I smell)
8. Fall Down Stair Cases (This was a very hard decision)
9. Watch porn with parents ( Could never ********** to my parents, would never look at them the same way, and would scar me till I die)
#130 - Min (12/06/2011) [-]
>Adjust sleep schedule to overlap "white room" time.  
>Enjoy $5 000 000 a year with no drawbacks.
>Adjust sleep schedule to overlap "white room" time.
>Enjoy $5 000 000 a year with no drawbacks.
#98 - thebub (12/06/2011) [-]
its stuff like this that keeps me up at night
User avatar #92 - IceBearJudgesYou (12/06/2011) [-]
**** the models, i dont care id people know.
Fly ***** , id **** on people like a bird.
cheeto fingers, finger lickin good.
***** in a room, fapfapfapfapfapfap.
Sand paper, clean ass is a happy ass.
Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman.
Smell a fart, youd adjust and get used to it.
Hand in door, and again, youd adjust.
Watch porn with parents, fapfapfapfapfap
User avatar #66 - OHaiMark (12/06/2011) [-]
1. Actually sleep with them, at least id know haha
2. Invisibility, da **** do I care what they say?
3. Popcorn, definitely. Cheeto fingers just drive me ******* insane
4. Sit ***** in the room, profit $
5. Saran wrap, need i to explain more?
6. Morgan Freeman, he narrated for penguins!
7. Smell the fart I guess, easier to put up with
8. Fall down every staircase, i need my hands for uh... stuff
9. Watch it with my parents, its lesser of 2 evils i guess
User avatar #45 - rel (12/06/2011) [-]
Sleep with them
Invisible (That way I could confront them and also kick their asses while ***** )
Cheeto fingers
White room
Seran wrap
Morgan Freeman
Smell a fart (you'd get used to it)
Fall down stairs (I'm used to that too -- I was called the human slinky as a child)
Watch with parents.
+4
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User avatar #97 - toosexyforyou (12/06/2011) [+] (9 replies)
1. Talk to them. Once word gets around that you slept with Victoria's Secret models then girls will line up for you.
2. Fly ***** . Fly too high for anyone to see anyway or just body paint yourself.
3. Popcorn Kernel.
4. Wipe with saran wrap and then take a shower.
5. Morgan Freeman
6. Smell my own fart, you get used to it eventually and if you picked everyone else thinking you farted, it doesn't matter how many Victoria Secret models you slept with.
7. Shut door on my hand.
8. I'm pretty sure everyone chose the same less awkward option.
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