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#529 - popegreyhounds
Reply +6
(12/06/2011) [-]
mom??? dad??? .... OH GOD
mom??? dad??? .... OH GOD
#543 to #529 - suddenlypotatoes
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(12/06/2011) [-]
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#455 - sashei
Reply +5
(12/06/2011) [-]
Would you rather...

Steal 9gags upload

OR

create own stuff.


I know your answer op.
#413 - WhatIsGwaning
Reply +5
(12/06/2011) [-]
What the **** is that saran wrap? Bitch that is called cling film.
#412 - melolsoohard
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(12/06/2011) [-]
**melolsoohard rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Snack time at Hogwarts ** This is what I would do to people when I was invisible
#400 - GenerationXero
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(12/06/2011) [-]
- Sleep with the models, tell no one
- Fly Naked
- Cheetoh Fingers
- Empty room naked 5 million a year
- Saran Wrap
- Morgan Freeman
- Smell a fart all day
- Shut hand in door (there's no chance of becoming paralyzed)
- "With"
#401 to #400 - larvitarsunite
Reply 0
(12/06/2011) [-]
same here
#379 - baconofthesoul
Reply +5
(12/06/2011) [-]
would you rather......
give credit to collegehumor or not acknowledge that this is from their site?
#296 - fivebecomesfour **User deleted account**
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#279 - graphenz
Reply +5
(12/06/2011) [-]
1. Sleep with 4 Victoria secret models (the amount of times said act is gonna happen is not defined.
2. Nekkid flight (haters gonna hate)
3. Cheetos fingers - I'll wear gloves
4. White room - I'll fix that thing up with the money I get, else bring laptop
5. Saran wrap - I'll wait for it to dry! I CAN DO THIS!!!
6. Morgan ******* Freeman!
7. Smell a fart all day - get a wunderbaum surgely fastened to my forehead (maybe just some super glue or something :P)
8. Down the stairs - I CAN FLY BITCH!
9. Watch porn with parents in it - me gusta ;)
#143 - Acity
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(12/06/2011) [-]
dude i really hate this but will do it
1. have sex with them.... save them the humility
2. Invisible (payback)
3. Popcorn kernels (cheeto fingers woukd go bad after a while)
4. Work for dream job ( other one would be so boring people need to stop being lazy and get out there)
5. Saran Wrap (Sandpaper would really hurt and your **** would get in the wound and get infected and everything else)
6. Morgan Freeman (of course)
7. I would smell a fart ( because I want friends and don't want them to avoid me just because I smell)
8. Fall Down Stair Cases (This was a very hard decision)
9. Watch porn with parents ( Could never Masturbate to my parents, would never look at them the same way, and would scar me till I die)
#146 to #143 - eternalpleasure
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(12/06/2011) [-]
I'm with you on all except 7. I don't give care about others around me so I wouldn't smell a fart no on else could. besides tons of perfume can clear up any kind of smell
#147 to #146 - eternalpleasure
Reply +1
(12/06/2011) [-]
oh and also no pop corn kernel in my throat....don't wanna choke and die...
#150 to #147 - Acity
Reply 0
(12/06/2011) [-]
you wouldn't choke it would just be really annoying to have it there but its better than having everything you touch smell like cheetos
#152 to #150 - eternalpleasure
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(12/06/2011) [-]
but it says throat...I'm sure kernels get stuck in teeth all the time but I doubt have a tiny object in your throat for all eternity would be could. and for the cheetos fingers...you can always keep licking the fingers. or wear gloves (I think outside the box)
#153 to #152 - Acity
Reply 0
(12/06/2011) [-]
ya until that one person bites off your fingers then your screwed XD
#149 to #146 - Acity
Reply 0
(12/06/2011) [-]
True true, but I would get use to the smell and sooner or later would forget about it
#130 - Min
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(12/06/2011) [-]
>Adjust sleep schedule to overlap "white room" time.  
>Enjoy $5 000 000 a year with no drawbacks.
>Adjust sleep schedule to overlap "white room" time.
>Enjoy $5 000 000 a year with no drawbacks.
#98 - thebub
Reply +5
(12/06/2011) [-]
its stuff like this that keeps me up at night
#92 - IceBearJudgesYou
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(12/06/2011) [-]
**** the models, i dont care id people know.
Fly naked, id **** on people like a bird.
cheeto fingers, finger lickin good.
Naked in a room, fapfapfapfapfapfap.
Sand paper, clean ass is a happy ass.
Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman.
Smell a fart, youd adjust and get used to it.
Hand in door, and again, youd adjust.
Watch porn with parents, fapfapfapfapfap
#66 - OHaiMark
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(12/06/2011) [-]
1. Actually sleep with them, at least id know haha
2. Invisibility, da **** do I care what they say?
3. Popcorn, definitely. Cheeto fingers just drive me ******* insane
4. Sit naked in the room, profit $
5. Saran wrap, need i to explain more?
6. Morgan Freeman, he narrated for penguins!
7. Smell the fart I guess, easier to put up with
8. Fall down every staircase, i need my hands for uh... stuff
9. Watch it with my parents, its lesser of 2 evils i guess
#45 - rel
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Sleep with them
Invisible (That way I could confront them and also kick their asses while naked)
Cheeto fingers
White room
Seran wrap
Morgan Freeman
Smell a fart (you'd get used to it)
Fall down stairs (I'm used to that too -- I was called the human slinky as a child)
Watch with parents.
#530 - iantheoreo
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year.

OR

Join in once to make it stop?
#539 to #530 - dagramcraka
Reply +4
(12/06/2011) [-]
join in once to make it stop... I REGRET NOTHING!
#513 - xtiggerx
Reply +4
(12/06/2011) [-]
1. **** the models
2. invisible **** THE POLICE
3. cheeto fingies
4. white room
5. sandpaper because im a ******* boss
6. james earl jones
7. go through the smellers
8. door
9. watch with
#403 - inbeforeherpes
Reply +1
(12/06/2011) [-]
Okay FJunkers, you have two choose one of the following two options:  
  
1. Spend your lifetime watching your parents have sex in front of you.  
  
2. Join in on your parents having sex, once, so they will never do it in front of you, ever again.
Okay FJunkers, you have two choose one of the following two options:

1. Spend your lifetime watching your parents have sex in front of you.

2. Join in on your parents having sex, once, so they will never do it in front of you, ever again.
#409 to #403 - ashleymayy
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(12/06/2011) [-]
**ashleymayy rolls 11** Dubs and it's the first one... Not dubs, and it's the second
#410 to #409 - ashleymayy
Reply +3
(12/06/2011) [-]
Orrrr I can just kill myself and stay in the after life forever terrorizing the world.
#390 - Virt
Reply +4
(12/06/2011) [-]
Cheeto-fingers?  
CHEETO-FINGERS!
Cheeto-fingers?
CHEETO-FINGERS!
#356 - ragingbrony ONLINE
Reply +4
(12/06/2011) [-]
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Sleep with them
Flying Naked
Cheeto Fingers
Sit naked in a room for 5m (you could retired after one year and live off the interest)
Smell it
Hand in door
Watch it with them.
#357 to #356 - ragingbrony ONLINE
Reply 0
(12/06/2011) [-]
for got the wiping one...
Saran wrap, would be less painful
#139 - hazukky
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(12/06/2011) [-]
so... why not?
#144 to #139 - Acity
Reply +4
(12/06/2011) [-]
Because The world doesn't work that way.....