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#541 - jessieyumad (12/06/2011) [+] (5 replies)
I would fly naked, just to feel the wind flapping between my genitals.
I would fly naked, just to feel the wind flapping between my genitals.
#455 - sashei (12/06/2011) [-]
Would you rather...

Steal 9gags upload

OR

create own stuff.


I know your answer op.
#413 - WhatIsGwaning (12/06/2011) [-]
What the **** is that saran wrap? Bitch that is called cling film.
#412 - melolsoohard (12/06/2011) [-]
**melolsoohard rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Snack time at Hogwarts ** This is what I would do to people when I was invisible
User avatar #400 - GenerationXero (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
- Sleep with the models, tell no one
- Fly Naked
- Cheetoh Fingers
- Empty room naked 5 million a year
- Saran Wrap
- Morgan Freeman
- Smell a fart all day
- Shut hand in door (there's no chance of becoming paralyzed)
- "With"
User avatar #379 - baconofthesoul (12/06/2011) [-]
would you rather......
give credit to collegehumor or not acknowledge that this is from their site?
+5
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#279 - graphenz (12/06/2011) [-]
1. Sleep with 4 Victoria secret models (the amount of times said act is gonna happen is not defined.
2. Nekkid flight (haters gonna hate)
3. Cheetos fingers - I'll wear gloves
4. White room - I'll fix that thing up with the money I get, else bring laptop
5. Saran wrap - I'll wait for it to dry! I CAN DO THIS!!!
6. Morgan ******* Freeman!
7. Smell a fart all day - get a wunderbaum surgely fastened to my forehead (maybe just some super glue or something :P)
8. Down the stairs - I CAN FLY BITCH!
9. Watch porn with parents in it - me gusta ;)
#143 - Acity (12/06/2011) [+] (6 replies)
dude i really hate this but will do it
1. have sex with them.... save them the humility
2. Invisible (payback)
3. Popcorn kernels (cheeto fingers woukd go bad after a while)
4. Work for dream job ( other one would be so boring people need to stop being lazy and get out there)
5. Saran Wrap (Sandpaper would really hurt and your **** would get in the wound and get infected and everything else)
6. Morgan Freeman (of course)
7. I would smell a fart ( because I want friends and don't want them to avoid me just because I smell)
8. Fall Down Stair Cases (This was a very hard decision)
9. Watch porn with parents ( Could never Masturbate to my parents, would never look at them the same way, and would scar me till I die)
#130 - Min (12/06/2011) [-]
>Adjust sleep schedule to overlap "white room" time.  
>Enjoy $5 000 000 a year with no drawbacks.
>Adjust sleep schedule to overlap "white room" time.
>Enjoy $5 000 000 a year with no drawbacks.
#98 - thebub (12/06/2011) [-]
its stuff like this that keeps me up at night
User avatar #92 - IceBearJudgesYou (12/06/2011) [-]
**** the models, i dont care id people know.
Fly naked, id **** on people like a bird.
cheeto fingers, finger lickin good.
Naked in a room, fapfapfapfapfapfap.
Sand paper, clean ass is a happy ass.
Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman.
Smell a fart, youd adjust and get used to it.
Hand in door, and again, youd adjust.
Watch porn with parents, fapfapfapfapfap
User avatar #66 - OHaiMark (12/06/2011) [-]
1. Actually sleep with them, at least id know haha
2. Invisibility, da **** do I care what they say?
3. Popcorn, definitely. Cheeto fingers just drive me ******* insane
4. Sit naked in the room, profit $
5. Saran wrap, need i to explain more?
6. Morgan Freeman, he narrated for penguins!
7. Smell the fart I guess, easier to put up with
8. Fall down every staircase, i need my hands for uh... stuff
9. Watch it with my parents, its lesser of 2 evils i guess
User avatar #45 - rel (12/06/2011) [-]
Sleep with them
Invisible (That way I could confront them and also kick their asses while naked)
Cheeto fingers
White room
Seran wrap
Morgan Freeman
Smell a fart (you'd get used to it)
Fall down stairs (I'm used to that too -- I was called the human slinky as a child)
Watch with parents.
#530 - iantheoreo (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year.

OR

Join in once to make it stop?
#539 to #530 - dagramcraka ONLINE (12/06/2011) [-]
join in once to make it stop... I REGRET NOTHING!
User avatar #513 - xtiggerx (12/06/2011) [-]
1. **** the models
2. invisible **** THE POLICE
3. cheeto fingies
4. white room
5. sandpaper because im a ******* boss
6. james earl jones
7. go through the smellers
8. door
9. watch with
#390 - Virt (12/06/2011) [-]
Cheeto-fingers?  
CHEETO-FINGERS!
Cheeto-fingers?
CHEETO-FINGERS!
#356 - ragingbrony (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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Sleep with them
Flying Naked
Cheeto Fingers
Sit naked in a room for 5m (you could retired after one year and live off the interest)
Smell it
Hand in door
Watch it with them.
#161 - orisinalcontent (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
1) Have everyone think you slept with them, when it comes down to it, close your eyes while having sex and it could be with anyone so it doesnt matter all that much. Also, when all the girls in the world think, wow thats the guy who slept with 4 victoria secret models, they're going to want to find out how good you must be.
2) Fly Naked, whose going to give me crap about being naked? NOT ONLY did i just sleep with 4 Victoria's Secret Models (according to them) but i can fly? Regardless of my balls hanging out, you'd be boss.
3)Popcorn kernell. Seems a better alternative than never been able to use your hands for anything useful every again as well as constantly fighting back animals that are trying to eat your hands, oh and fat people.
4) I dont understand the question. That is my dream job. So does this mean i get $5million plus social security benefits on top!? Win. Not going to be telling the IRS nothing.
5) Cling wrap. If you want to cut up your sphincter and butt cheeks and suffer septicemia as a result of infection from your own **** , Be my guest.
6)Nah **** that, I want Sir David Attenborough
7)I'll smell it, only because I can foresee the obstacle of bedding women when smelling like **** .
8) This question is irrelevant. I don't watch Porn. I **** Victoria's Secret Models in Hotel rooms!
#139 - hazukky (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
so... why not?
#144 to #139 - Acity (12/06/2011) [-]
Because The world doesn't work that way.....
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