x
Click to expand
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#529 - popegreyhounds (12/06/2011) [-]
mom??? dad??? .... OH GOD
mom??? dad??? .... OH GOD
#455 - sashei (12/06/2011) [-]
Would you rather...

Steal 9gags upload

OR

create own stuff.


I know your answer op.
#413 - WhatIsGwaning (12/06/2011) [-]
What the **** is that saran wrap? Bitch that is called cling film.
#412 - melolsoohard (12/06/2011) [-]
**melolsoohard rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Snack time at Hogwarts ** This is what I would do to people when I was invisible
User avatar #400 - GenerationXero (12/06/2011) [-]
- Sleep with the models, tell no one
- Fly Naked
- Cheetoh Fingers
- Empty room naked 5 million a year
- Saran Wrap
- Morgan Freeman
- Smell a fart all day
- Shut hand in door (there's no chance of becoming paralyzed)
- "With"
User avatar #401 to #400 - larvitarsunite (12/06/2011) [-]
same here
User avatar #379 - baconofthesoul (12/06/2011) [-]
would you rather......
give credit to collegehumor or not acknowledge that this is from their site?
+5
#296 - fivebecomesfour **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #279 - graphenz (12/06/2011) [-]
1. Sleep with 4 Victoria secret models (the amount of times said act is gonna happen is not defined.
2. Nekkid flight (haters gonna hate)
3. Cheetos fingers - I'll wear gloves
4. White room - I'll fix that thing up with the money I get, else bring laptop
5. Saran wrap - I'll wait for it to dry! I CAN DO THIS!!!
6. Morgan ******* Freeman!
7. Smell a fart all day - get a wunderbaum surgely fastened to my forehead (maybe just some super glue or something :P)
8. Down the stairs - I CAN FLY BITCH!
9. Watch porn with parents in it - me gusta ;)
#143 - Acity (12/06/2011) [-]
dude i really hate this but will do it
1. have sex with them.... save them the humility
2. Invisible (payback)
3. Popcorn kernels (cheeto fingers woukd go bad after a while)
4. Work for dream job ( other one would be so boring people need to stop being lazy and get out there)
5. Saran Wrap (Sandpaper would really hurt and your **** would get in the wound and get infected and everything else)
6. Morgan Freeman (of course)
7. I would smell a fart ( because I want friends and don't want them to avoid me just because I smell)
8. Fall Down Stair Cases (This was a very hard decision)
9. Watch porn with parents ( Could never Masturbate to my parents, would never look at them the same way, and would scar me till I die)
#146 to #143 - eternalpleasure (12/06/2011) [-]
I'm with you on all except 7. I don't give care about others around me so I wouldn't smell a fart no on else could. besides tons of perfume can clear up any kind of smell
#147 to #146 - eternalpleasure (12/06/2011) [-]
oh and also no pop corn kernel in my throat....don't wanna choke and die...
User avatar #150 to #147 - Acity (12/06/2011) [-]
you wouldn't choke it would just be really annoying to have it there but its better than having everything you touch smell like cheetos
#152 to #150 - eternalpleasure (12/06/2011) [-]
but it says throat...I'm sure kernels get stuck in teeth all the time but I doubt have a tiny object in your throat for all eternity would be could. and for the cheetos fingers...you can always keep licking the fingers. or wear gloves (I think outside the box)
User avatar #153 to #152 - Acity (12/06/2011) [-]
ya until that one person bites off your fingers then your screwed XD
User avatar #149 to #146 - Acity (12/06/2011) [-]
True true, but I would get use to the smell and sooner or later would forget about it
#130 - Min (12/06/2011) [-]
>Adjust sleep schedule to overlap "white room" time.  
>Enjoy $5 000 000 a year with no drawbacks.
>Adjust sleep schedule to overlap "white room" time.
>Enjoy $5 000 000 a year with no drawbacks.
#98 - thebub (12/06/2011) [-]
its stuff like this that keeps me up at night
User avatar #92 - IceBearJudgesYou (12/06/2011) [-]
**** the models, i dont care id people know.
Fly naked, id **** on people like a bird.
cheeto fingers, finger lickin good.
Naked in a room, fapfapfapfapfapfap.
Sand paper, clean ass is a happy ass.
Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman.
Smell a fart, youd adjust and get used to it.
Hand in door, and again, youd adjust.
Watch porn with parents, fapfapfapfapfap
User avatar #66 - OHaiMark (12/06/2011) [-]
1. Actually sleep with them, at least id know haha
2. Invisibility, da **** do I care what they say?
3. Popcorn, definitely. Cheeto fingers just drive me ******* insane
4. Sit naked in the room, profit $
5. Saran wrap, need i to explain more?
6. Morgan Freeman, he narrated for penguins!
7. Smell the fart I guess, easier to put up with
8. Fall down every staircase, i need my hands for uh... stuff
9. Watch it with my parents, its lesser of 2 evils i guess
User avatar #45 - rel (12/06/2011) [-]
Sleep with them
Invisible (That way I could confront them and also kick their asses while naked)
Cheeto fingers
White room
Seran wrap
Morgan Freeman
Smell a fart (you'd get used to it)
Fall down stairs (I'm used to that too -- I was called the human slinky as a child)
Watch with parents.
User avatar #513 - xtiggerx (12/06/2011) [-]
1. **** the models
2. invisible **** THE POLICE
3. cheeto fingies
4. white room
5. sandpaper because im a ******* boss
6. james earl jones
7. go through the smellers
8. door
9. watch with
+4
#430 - edubc **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#390 - Virt (12/06/2011) [-]
Cheeto-fingers?  
CHEETO-FINGERS!
Cheeto-fingers?
CHEETO-FINGERS!
#356 - ragingbrony ONLINE (12/06/2011) [-]
This image has expired
Sleep with them
Flying Naked
Cheeto Fingers
Sit naked in a room for 5m (you could retired after one year and live off the interest)
Smell it
Hand in door
Watch it with them.
User avatar #357 to #356 - ragingbrony ONLINE (12/06/2011) [-]
for got the wiping one...
Saran wrap, would be less painful
+4
#199 - JustLMAO **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#530 - iantheoreo (12/06/2011) [-]
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year.

OR

Join in once to make it stop?
#539 to #530 - dagramcraka (12/06/2011) [-]
join in once to make it stop... I REGRET NOTHING!
 Friends (0)