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#465 - spadaseisnueve
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Sleep with them
Fly naked
Kernel
$5 Million a year (Im naked already from flying anyways, and ill be sleeping with the models since no one will believe that's what i'm doing)
Saran wrap
Morgan Freeman
Smell the fart
Fall down the stairs (Which I will never take since I can fly)
Watch porn with my parents lol
#471 to #465 - dumbmonkey
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(12/06/2011) [-]
those were hard choices, but i agree with you.
#473 to #471 - spadaseisnueve
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(12/06/2011) [-]
I think the hardest one is the porn one. No matter what you choose you will lose .... Unless you have some sexy ass parents.
#474 to #473 - dumbmonkey
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Yeah lol
#439 - ecowolfrb
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(12/06/2011) [-]
**** them (girlfriend would never know)
invisible (be so rich)
popcorn ( id have the strongest tongue in the world)
Naked white room(i could be invisible anyway)
sand paper (use other side)
Morgan freeman (like a boss)
Smell the fart (never said how bad fart is)
fingers ( shut it softly)
Watch parents porn (with them)
#445 to #439 - captainego
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#457 to #439 - GShock
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(12/06/2011) [-]
there is two sided sandpaper.
#515 - seota
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(12/06/2011) [-]
am i the only one who chose invisible for the reason that i could do whatever i wanted? anything.
#183 - jackredawsome **User deleted account**
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#57 - compass
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(12/06/2011) [-]
I would sit in the white room from 8 to 5, because then I would stay up all night the night before, and just get paid to sleep. Problem?
I would sit in the white room from 8 to 5, because then I would stay up all night the night before, and just get paid to sleep. Problem?
#31 - csforlife
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Question, can I lick the cheeto fingers?
#415 - davegrowl
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(12/06/2011) [-]
I'd choose
#407 - blindedbylightdj **User deleted account**
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#429 to #407 - wheelsnipeparty
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(12/06/2011) [-]
trip ditto
#411 to #407 - vanhalenshredder
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Ditto.
#366 - cymruambyth
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(12/06/2011) [-]
What about having your life narrated by this guy?
#377 to #366 - thedyingsoldier
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(12/06/2011) [-]
#386 to #377 - cymruambyth
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(12/06/2011) [-]
whats the last words :L writin is to small even when enlarged
#394 to #386 - thedyingsoldier
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Its "just want to watch the world burn"
#388 to #366 - Vo Spader
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(12/06/2011) [-]
**** yes... newbie all the way.
#318 - akopalyze
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(12/06/2011) [-]
#319 to #318 - tigeruppercut
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Because all the options apart from the first one are not good :/
#299 - CorporalObvious
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(12/06/2011) [-]
I'd work my dream job. Which I already do. I get fed great food and accomodated in awesome housing with all my buddies. I don't need money, none of us (my co-workers) do...

God don't I sound like a recruiter...
#303 to #299 - anon
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Well, your username does give it away lol
#336 to #299 - thesoldier **User deleted account**
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#341 to #336 - CorporalObvious
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Chinook pilot for the airforce
#343 to #341 - thesoldier **User deleted account**
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#347 to #343 - CorporalObvious
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Yeah well, you guys are our saving grace. Without you knowing every part of the bird we're right up **** creek... USAF, right?
#350 to #347 - thesoldier **User deleted account**
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#244 - thescarface
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(12/06/2011) [-]
I would sleep with models
#44 - lolollo ONLINE
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(12/06/2011) [-]
1. Sleep with them (I don't give a rats ass who else knows, I'll know)
2. Invisibility + ******* with anyone who thinks it's a good idea to talk **** about me behind my back. "Hey, you hear about that one guy? He's such a pu-UAAAAHHHH WHY IS THE COFFEE CREAMER FLOATING?!"
3. Cheetos fingers
4. Dream job
5. Saran wrap
6. Morgan Freeman
7. Smell the fart all day. I'd eventually get used to it.
8. Fall down every staircase, and eventually learn how to do so in style.
9. Watch porn of my parents......never said it couldn't be muted and one tab over.
#541 - jessieyumad
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(12/06/2011) [-]
I would fly naked, just to feel the wind flapping between my genitals.
I would fly naked, just to feel the wind flapping between my genitals.
#547 to #541 - zaggystirdust
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(12/06/2011) [-]
the ****?
#550 to #541 - bendrumm
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(12/06/2011) [-]
S...should we flag this?!
#551 to #550 - jessieyumad
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(12/06/2011) [-]
I guess o.o
#560 to #541 - jizzumz **User deleted account**
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#552 to #541 - paradox
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(12/06/2011) [-]
inb4 flag
inb4 flag
#529 - popegreyhounds
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(12/06/2011) [-]
mom??? dad??? .... OH GOD
mom??? dad??? .... OH GOD
#543 to #529 - suddenlypotatoes
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(12/06/2011) [-]
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#392 - cjklefty
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(12/06/2011) [-]
1. Sex. I wouldn't give a **** if anyone knew. Besides I wouldn't tell anyone I would just record it and put it on the internet :).
2. Neither are really interesting to me.
3. Hard one but I would have to go with cheeto fingers.
4. Obviously sit naked in a room for $5 million. I would just sleep.
5. Holy **** saran wrap. Good god I don't even want to think about the sandpaper.
6. James Earl Jones because he's god damned Darth Vader.
7. Both would be pretty bad.
8. Second option. I would just kick every door open and never close them.
9. Both would be mortifying.
#333 - RepublicanTigre
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(12/06/2011) [-]
When you're inviso you can still watch girls shower.
#298 - xmdignx
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(12/06/2011) [-]
invisibility, mfw i'm in women's locker room
#302 to #298 - xmdignx
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(12/06/2011) [-]
mfw, I can get away with infinite rape.
#304 to #302 - xmdignx
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(12/06/2011) [-]
in the end...
in the end...
#316 to #302 - emplon
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(12/06/2011) [-]
best part is, the girl will be saying some bad naughty stuff about you while you do it :3
#165 - xxxherfaultxxx
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(12/06/2011) [-]
**** them
invisibility (i could scare the **** out of the people who are talking **** about me)
cheeto
white room (invisibility will come in handy here)
saran wrap
morgan freeman
smell fart(i'd get used to it)
fall down starts
of parents(tab over it and mute)
#168 to #165 - kkclkb
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(12/06/2011) [-]
i agree with everything but stairs cause if you find a really tall staircase your screwed lol plus i would just wear thick gloves all the time for doors
#169 to #165 - xxxherfaultxxx
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(12/06/2011) [-]
on the cheeto fingers, think about licking your fingers all day long. heaven. also on the stairs, never get near stairs.