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#335 - torquemada (12/06/2011) [-]
1.) Sex. I don't care whether or not other people think I've had sex or not.
2.) Fly. I'd just be like "watcha gonna do bout it?" to the people below.
3.) Sigh...popcorn kernel. How horrible.
4.) I would do the one for 5 million a year for a year then do the other one for the rest of my life. Winning!
5.) Saran wrap.
6.) Morgan Freeman. His voice is more calming.
7.) Smell a fart all day.
8.) Shut my hand in every open door. I'd wear gauntlets.
9.) Of my parents. I think getting a hard on in front of my parents would be infinitely worse.

This was fun, but next time get some BETTER options in there.
#507 - picnicburrito (12/06/2011) [-]
****					 yeah i'd fly nude. i aint hiding 						****					. they be like 'oh 						****					 looks its a bird','no its a plane' and then id be all 'no its just my huge man shaft. hop off my dick, bitches' and then id 						****					 on them or something.
**** yeah i'd fly nude. i aint hiding **** . they be like 'oh **** looks its a bird','no its a plane' and then id be all 'no its just my huge man shaft. hop off my dick, bitches' and then id **** on them or something.
User avatar #465 - spadaseisnueve (12/06/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Sleep with them
Fly naked
Kernel
$5 Million a year (Im naked already from flying anyways, and ill be sleeping with the models since no one will believe that's what i'm doing)
Saran wrap
Morgan Freeman
Smell the fart
Fall down the stairs (Which I will never take since I can fly)
Watch porn with my parents lol
#439 - ecowolfrb (12/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**** them (girlfriend would never know)
invisible (be so rich)
popcorn ( id have the strongest tongue in the world)
Naked white room(i could be invisible anyway)
sand paper (use other side)
Morgan freeman (like a boss)
Smell the fart (never said how bad fart is)
fingers ( shut it softly)
Watch parents porn (with them)
#515 - seota (12/06/2011) [-]
am i the only one who chose invisible for the reason that i could do whatever i wanted? anything.
+8
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#57 - compass (12/06/2011) [-]
I would sit in the white room from 8 to 5, because then I would stay up all night the night before, and just get paid to sleep. Problem?
I would sit in the white room from 8 to 5, because then I would stay up all night the night before, and just get paid to sleep. Problem?
#31 - csforlife (12/06/2011) [-]
Question, can I lick the cheeto fingers?
#415 - davegrowl (12/06/2011) [-]
I'd choose
+7
#407 - blindedbylightdj **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#366 - cymruambyth (12/06/2011) [+] (4 replies)
What about having your life narrated by this guy?
#318 - akopalyze (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #299 - CorporalObvious (12/06/2011) [+] (6 replies)
I'd work my dream job. Which I already do. I get fed great food and accomodated in awesome housing with all my buddies. I don't need money, none of us (my co-workers) do...

God don't I sound like a recruiter...
#244 - thescarface (12/06/2011) [-]
I would sleep with models
User avatar #44 - lolollo (12/06/2011) [-]
1. Sleep with them (I don't give a rats ass who else knows, I'll know)
2. Invisibility + ******* with anyone who thinks it's a good idea to talk **** about me behind my back. "Hey, you hear about that one guy? He's such a pu-UAAAAHHHH WHY IS THE COFFEE CREAMER FLOATING?!"
3. Cheetos fingers
4. Dream job
5. Saran wrap
6. Morgan Freeman
7. Smell the fart all day. I'd eventually get used to it.
8. Fall down every staircase, and eventually learn how to do so in style.
9. Watch porn of my parents......never said it couldn't be muted and one tab over.
#541 - jessieyumad (12/06/2011) [+] (5 replies)
I would fly naked, just to feel the wind flapping between my genitals.
I would fly naked, just to feel the wind flapping between my genitals.
#333 - RepublicanTigre (12/06/2011) [-]
When you're inviso you can still watch girls shower.
#298 - xmdignx (12/06/2011) [+] (3 replies)
invisibility, mfw i'm in women's locker room
#304 to #302 - xmdignx (12/06/2011) [-]
in the end...
in the end...
User avatar #165 - xxxherfaultxxx ONLINE (12/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**** them
invisibility (i could scare the **** out of the people who are talking **** about me)
cheeto
white room (invisibility will come in handy here)
saran wrap
morgan freeman
smell fart(i'd get used to it)
fall down starts
of parents(tab over it and mute)
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