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#432 - tranman (12/06/2011) [-]
my super power would let me instantly travel halfway through a body of water
#431 - mytrakytra (12/06/2011) [-]
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Naked flying you say?
+4
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User avatar #427 - Morfan (12/06/2011) [-]
Spend the night chatting with the models. Here's why: afterwards, the whole world, including all the other victoria's secret models (and all other hot women on the planet), and possibly including those 4, believe that you slept with them. Suddenly you're a superstar. You're the next Hugh Hefner. You're gonna get laid a lot more, by similarly beautiful women, or you could even start a relationship with one of the four women you just spent an entire night having deep, meaningful conversation with. I think that's a lot better than one night of sex you can't even tell anyone about.
User avatar #426 - kodex (12/06/2011) [-]
I`d do the 5 million thing for a few months and quit...
+1
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#424 - funkyninjaman (12/06/2011) [-]
For the last one i was like:
User avatar #423 - starvaggi (12/06/2011) [-]
Sandpaper. Just use the non-painful side.

lol
#444 to #423 - anon (12/06/2011) [-]
There is sandpaper with sand on both sides.
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#422 - catwifdagat **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#421 - crazypotato (12/06/2011) [-]
talk
invisible
cheeto
5 million
morgan freeman
everyone to THINK i smell fart
fall down stairs
watch porn WITH my parents
User avatar #416 - xdiabolicx (12/06/2011) [-]
ill let you talk **** about me.. so long as i get to revengefully jizz on you while im invisible
#415 - davegrowl (12/06/2011) [-]
I'd choose
#414 - davegrowl (12/06/2011) [-]
I'd fly.  
  
(That's not bird 						****					, btw)
I'd fly.

(That's not bird **** , btw)
#413 - WhatIsGwaning (12/06/2011) [-]
What the **** is that saran wrap? Bitch that is called cling film.
#412 - melolsoohard (12/06/2011) [-]
**melolsoohard rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Snack time at Hogwarts ** This is what I would do to people when I was invisible
User avatar #408 - ohwhoafosho (12/06/2011) [-]
id obviously pick the cheetos fingers over the kernel because with cheetos fingers u hav infinite chances to lick the cheese off your fingers, which we all know is the best part
+7
#407 - blindedbylightdj **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #429 to #407 - wheelsnipeparty (12/06/2011) [-]
trip ditto
#411 to #407 - vanhalenshredder (12/06/2011) [-]
Ditto.
#406 - taabu (12/06/2011) [-]
**taabu rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Mind fuck ** my choice
#403 - inbeforeherpes (12/06/2011) [-]
Okay FJunkers, you have two choose one of the following two options:  
  
1. Spend your lifetime watching your parents have sex in front of you.  
  
2. Join in on your parents having sex, once, so they will never do it in front of you, ever again.
Okay FJunkers, you have two choose one of the following two options:

1. Spend your lifetime watching your parents have sex in front of you.

2. Join in on your parents having sex, once, so they will never do it in front of you, ever again.
User avatar #409 to #403 - ashleymayy (12/06/2011) [-]
**ashleymayy rolls 11** Dubs and it's the first one... Not dubs, and it's the second
User avatar #410 to #409 - ashleymayy (12/06/2011) [-]
Orrrr I can just kill myself and stay in the after life forever terrorizing the world.
#402 - mintmaddness (12/06/2011) [-]
-Sleep with the models, tell no one
- Fly Naked
- Cheetoh Fingers
- Empty room naked 5 million a year
- Saran Wrap
-James Earl " ************* " Jones
- Smell a fart all day
- down stairs (only if there is no chance of becoming paralyzed)
- With the parents
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