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#460 - irolledponiesbro (12/06/2011) [-]
>Eat fingers
>Get robotic fingers that are fully functional (surgery)

Problem?
User avatar #477 to #460 - proudnerd (12/06/2011) [-]
why not just wear gloves?
User avatar #459 - demandsgayversion (12/06/2011) [-]
Being naked in that room for hours every day, it wouldn't be white for very long just sayin'.
#458 - gangstafish (12/06/2011) [-]
**gangstafish rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Whore **
all of them..
User avatar #456 - gigapower (12/06/2011) [-]
Empty white room.... didn't say I couldn't take a marker to work... that wall.....dat wall.....
User avatar #488 to #456 - gigapower (12/06/2011) [-]
Or I could just work for like 3 months .... and id be good for a while.
#463 to #456 - placenamehere (12/06/2011) [-]
get paid 5 million a year to sit in a room by yourself and masturbate from 8 to 5? yes.
#455 - sashei (12/06/2011) [-]
Would you rather...

Steal 9gags upload

OR

create own stuff.


I know your answer op.
User avatar #454 - GShock (12/06/2011) [-]
Sleep with them
Invisible
Kernel of corn
Dream job
Sandpaper
Morgan Freeman
Smell like a fart
Watch with them
#453 - anonymous (12/06/2011) [-]
Ill take the door closing on hand. Its as easy as having someone else open the door.
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User avatar #446 - badboywantsu (12/06/2011) [-]
sleep with them with hidden camera, don't tell but show
flying naked ftw
cheeto-fingers and wear expensive skin tight gloves like V
empty white room sneak in laptop go on funnyjunk
saran wrap = less pain
Morgan Freeman
i smell fart then get surgery with my monies to fix it
shut hand in every door be sure to close door lightly
quit watching porn use time to find girl to be with.
#443 - nowitzki (12/06/2011) [-]
"shut your hand in every door you open" ? Don't you mean close?
#442 - anonymous (12/06/2011) [-]
sleep with them
fly naked
cheeto fingers
dream job wellfare
sandpaper
morgan freeman
have everyone else smell it
err.. its weird and awkward either way
#441 - anonymous (12/06/2011) [-]
Don't post your answers, nobody gives a **** . Read and move along.
#439 - ecowolfrb (12/06/2011) [-]
**** them (girlfriend would never know)
invisible (be so rich)
popcorn ( id have the strongest tongue in the world)
Naked white room(i could be invisible anyway)
sand paper (use other side)
Morgan freeman (like a boss)
Smell the fart (never said how bad fart is)
fingers ( shut it softly)
Watch parents porn (with them)
User avatar #457 to #439 - GShock (12/06/2011) [-]
there is two sided sandpaper.
#438 - metronomee (12/06/2011) [-]
-Chat with them...unless I decide to turn lesbian.
-Naked flying
-Cheesy fingers because then I could lick them all the time.
-Dream Job.
-Saran Wrap
-God
-Smell fart. I shovel horse crap for a living. It can't possibly be worse.
-Door, less chance of dying.
-Watch porn of parents. At least then they don't know ;D
User avatar #449 to #438 - GShock (12/06/2011) [-]
Alright, replace Victoria's Secret models with Brad Pitt, Josh Harnett, and Shemar Moore.
#447 to #438 - anonymous (12/06/2011) [-]
naked flying lady?....nice.
#440 to #438 - ecowolfrb (12/06/2011) [-]
**ecowolfrb rolled a random image posted in comment #256 at Best experience at work ** <------ What your metronome did
#437 - SaraBeth (12/06/2011) [-]
Hardest. Decision. Ever!
User avatar #436 - mariostrikerz (12/06/2011) [-]
If I was hung, I would take the flying naked one.
User avatar #435 - bloodyspy (12/06/2011) [-]
-I'd sleep with the models. I don't usually brag anyways.
-Invisibility. I've always wanted to be invisible, AND hear what people say about me.
-Cheetoh fingers, popcorn kernels are torture!
-Naked in empty room for 5 million a year.
-Saran wrap.
-Morgan Freeman.
-Smell of fart all day.
-Shutting doors on hands is painful, but falling down stairs is worse, so I'm picking 1.
-With parents.
User avatar #434 - idobadbymyself (12/06/2011) [-]
I'm adopted.
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