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#526 - DoctorMario (12/06/2011) [-]
i would pick flying, im not a shame of nothing. are you?
i would pick flying, im not a shame of nothing. are you?
User avatar #525 - runtubbyrun (12/06/2011) [-]
id wach it with my parents, morgan freeman narate, sand paper terlet wipes, invisibilty, sleep with the models, and sit in the room nude.

#524 - monotuei ONLINE (12/06/2011) [-]
I only know 1 thing for sure, the work one, i would choose my dream job, really.
i mean, you don't get so much money but fuck, you get a lot of money, fame, and you have fun.

Btw, that job is to be a famous electronic music producer.
User avatar #549 to #524 - kingrayne (12/06/2011) [-]
"You don't get so much money but fuck,you get a lot of money."
Wut.
User avatar #532 to #524 - humpcatting (12/06/2011) [-]
And while you may not get a salary...you still get sponsorships that pay out the ass. :D
#523 - melolsoohard (12/06/2011) [-]
**melolsoohard rolled a random image posted in comment #187 at AMERICA NEEDS THIS SHIT ** id rather this
#521 - gohomenowz (12/06/2011) [-]
way to steal for college humor reposter
#520 - daedrakiller (12/06/2011) [-]
I'd pick the invisibility then choose flying so I could fly naked and invisible.  
  
Problem physics?
I'd pick the invisibility then choose flying so I could fly naked and invisible.

Problem physics?
User avatar #518 - uhmazingphil (12/06/2011) [-]
9gag.
User avatar #517 - thisjerk (12/06/2011) [-]
I'm stumped over the white room one. Now would you have to work in the white room for the rest of your life or could you quit? And could you chase your dream job with the money you made or is that off limits?
User avatar #516 - GodofTV (12/06/2011) [-]
Would you rather...
Take content straight off of College humor or invest the time to make it yourself?
OP has chosen the lazy way
#515 - seota (12/06/2011) [-]
am i the only one who chose invisible for the reason that i could do whatever i wanted? anything.
User avatar #513 - xtiggerx (12/06/2011) [-]
1. fuck the models
2. invisible FUCK THE POLICE
3. cheeto fingies
4. white room
5. sandpaper because im a fucking boss
6. james earl jones
7. go through the smellers
8. door
9. watch with
#511 - joinedjustfornsfw (12/06/2011) [-]
u found this on imgur today. great job
#510 - subsonix (12/06/2011) [-]
What if i chose to sleep with all of the Victoria's Secret models?


But none of my friends believed me?
#509 - anonymous (12/06/2011) [-]
1. Fuck them.
2. Invisible, fuck what people say.
3. Cheetos.
4. White room. Quit after a few years.
5. Saran wrap, just crumple it all up so it works better.
6. Freeman.
7. Endure smell. Probably get used to it eventually or just breathe through my mouth.
8. Fall down stairs. Brother broke my fingers when we were kids slamming them in a door, so fuck that.
9. Watch with. Just as awkward as watching a movie with a sex scene in it with them. Awkward but survivable. Porn of them? Can't unsee.
#553 to #509 - eyeofsauron ONLINE (12/06/2011) [-]
I agree with you. I would pick popcorn kernel though. For the stairs, you could also avoid them most of the time, you can't avoid doors easily though.
User avatar #508 - slipandbleed (12/06/2011) [-]
The room where you must sit naked in it for hours, I don't think the walls, floor and ceiling started out white.... :)
#507 - picnicburrito (12/06/2011) [-]
Fuck yeah i'd fly nude. i aint hiding shit. they be like 'oh shit looks its a bird','no its a plane' and then id be all 'no its just my huge man shaft. hop off my dick, bitches' and then id shit on them or something.
Fuck yeah i'd fly nude. i aint hiding shit. they be like 'oh shit looks its a bird','no its a plane' and then id be all 'no its just my huge man shaft. hop off my dick, bitches' and then id shit on them or something.
#503 - monkeysmist (12/06/2011) [-]
**monkeysmist rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Chewbacca **
1 Don't tell
1 Fly naked
2 Cheeto fingers
2 Sit in a room
1 Sand paper(lightly)
1 Morgan Freeman
1 Smell a fart
2 Hand in a door
1 With parents
User avatar #502 - BioWarfarePanda (12/06/2011) [-]
I have actually lost part of my finger in a door so i choose falling down stairs
User avatar #501 - cyclonike (12/06/2011) [-]
1: former, because it still counts. 2: Also former, because screw the haters, I can fly! 3: Latter, because I would have an unlimited supply of cheetos my entire life! 4: Former, because even if I had trouble surviving, at least I'd be living! 5: Saren wrap, because sandpaper would hurt like hell. 6: Morgan Freeman, because his voice is incredible. 7: Former, because I'd probably get used to it after a while. 8: Latter, because I'm already getting used to that. 9: If I had to choose, I'd say former, because even if I'd be really embarassed, I wouldn't be scarred for life.
#500 - Deception (12/06/2011) [-]
**Deception rolled a random image posted in comment #508956 at NAUGHTY FILLY SCHOOLGIRLS **
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