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#3402 - samzo
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(11/29/2011) [-]
I just wanna say I love my ******* countr  
  
-Healthcare(y)  
-Weed  
-Whores  
-Freedom  
-Cool people  
  
Now I'll just sit here and wait for the bashing and downthumbing of my country,
I just wanna say I love my ******* countr

-Healthcare(y)
-Weed
-Whores
-Freedom
-Cool people

Now I'll just sit here and wait for the bashing and downthumbing of my country,
#3404 to #3402 - meisnotifu
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#3420 to #3404 - partypete
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#3410 to #3404 - anon
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i hope you're not serious
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#3406 to #3402 - machlah
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Freedom my ass, Explain Hijab.
#3419 to #3406 - samzo
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(11/29/2011) [-]
What about it?
#3424 to #3419 - machlah
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Sorry, mistook it for France, Holland is sick!
#3426 to #3424 - samzo
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(11/29/2011) [-]
:)
#3432 to #3402 - anon
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#3436 to #3432 - samzo
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Seriously, somebody else also brought it up...? You know this isn't France right? because he made that mistake. i don't know what point you're trying to make.
#3415 to #3402 - apillow
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Holland ftw!
#3412 to #3402 - JesusChristo
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(11/29/2011) [-]
**JesusChristo rolled a random image** Aids, aids, aids and more aids
#3425 to #3412 - samzo
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(11/29/2011) [-]
what?
#2556 - tartaruseden
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(11/29/2011) [-]
**tartaruseden rolled a random image** my reaction
#2570 to #2556 - Elemental
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(11/29/2011) [-]
**Elemental rolled a random image** Flawless victory.
**Elemental rolled a random image** Flawless victory.
#261 - ghettogaiden
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(11/28/2011) [-]
Lets see what happens here.
Lets see what happens here.
#960 to #261 - magicchimp
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(11/29/2011) [-]
O hai i sit here 2?
O hai i sit here 2?
#2157 - mrsgttaters **User deleted account**
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#2067 - adepthattea
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**adepthattea rolled a random image**
#1485 - sandninja ONLINE
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#3455 - sfayre
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(11/29/2011) [-]
**sfayre rolled a random image** what i felt after reading
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#2337 to #2327 - saxophan
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(11/29/2011) [-]
I feel more or less the same way. We're anomalies. Americans are pretty ******* stupid, and OP is a dumb *********. What else is new?
#2366 to #2337 - nois **User deleted account**
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#2380 to #2366 - saxophan
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(11/29/2011) [-]
There's a good funnyjunker.
Yeah, there are smart people, but there are SOoooººººººººº°°°°°° MANY IDIOTS. It's overwhelming how many dumb idiots there are. I just can't stand it sometimes. It makes me happy that people fume about it on the internet so I don't have to do it and take flak for it myself.
#2349 to #2327 - BenBuja
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(11/29/2011) [-]
I'll tell you h'what.
#2318 - trojanmannn
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(11/29/2011) [-]
1. We have the best economy in the world

2. We are really the only country with actual freedom (except Zimbabwe. Gotta love Zimbabwe)

3. Come here, we are actually quite intelligent

4. Our healthcare is a joke? Just because we dont want to give the government control of our health and don't want to make they economy plummet by eliminating the health insurance market doesn't mean it sucks.

5. We have the best government in the world. It fixes our ****, and fixes every other countries **** too

6. I guess your talking about invading Iraq for oil. Bush didn't invade for oil. America has never invaded for oil. We actually have more oil in America than the middle east combined, liberals won't let us drill for whatever reason.

7. We have saved every single ******* European country from things like Nazis, terrorists, economical breakdowns etc. You're forgetting that Europe was so bad, people left Europe to come to the one of the most dangerous and unknown places for them, just to get away from your ****** countries. Our economie's better, our technologie's better, our armies' are better, our food is better, our hackers are better, and we actually have people who risk their lives to come here, when you Europeans had people leaving.

8. I go to a private school on a full scholarship. Before that, I went to public school like everyone else. Everyone I know spells extremely well.

10. I aint mad, probably do to the reason that here in Americuh we're allowed to say whatever we want.

11. That isn't even a joke. There's a difference between a joke and some loser Euro raving.

12. I thumbed up. You mad bro?



#2329 to #2318 - xxnichollsxx
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(11/29/2011) [-]
i believe your mad bro, you took a lot of time and thought to write that, impressive American intelligence, you guys got good doctors though.
#2425 to #2318 - roninpenguin
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(11/29/2011) [-]
While I don't agree with the original post, I do feel the need to point out a few things on yours...

1) It is hard to say we have the best economy in the world when other countries do not put as much into their GDP as we do. When you look at gross capital per person you could actually say Germany has a better economy than us when you take Health Insurance and Universities out of our GDP because they don't have those industries to put into theirs. When you add in the fact that they do so with a better average income and benefits like 4+ weeks of vacation a year it is hard to say the the US has the better econ.

2) Again this is hard to quantify, there are a lot of countries that have representative governments so you can't say we are the only free country based on that. We were not the first with a constitution so we can't use that, our bill of rights can be interpreted by our courts in such a way that it limits those rights (look at gun control, freedom of assembly, and the Patriot Act).

3) Just like anywhere else we have both high and low intelligence.

4) Actually our health care is a joke. It is sad that a country like Haiti has a lower infant mortality rate than the US. We are no where near the top of developed nations in any categories of health care per capita and are near the bottom on several. While I do think that part of the problem is the for profit system that we have, I also think that a lot of it is ignorance in our population on what goes on in our health system.

5) Again this is all opinion and depends on who we elect.

6) Well, we definitely supported the formation of Israel so we could have a friend in the area. At the time our government realized it was better to use up theirs before we used ours.

7) I hate it when my fellow Americans bring this up, while yes we came in and turned the tide in WW2 we also reaped a ton of benefits from it. And I hate to tell you this, our Tech is no longer better, we are actually a little behind now.
#2330 to #2318 - vedomajkatrololol
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(11/29/2011) [-]
thumbed up cause its true but we definitely dont have more oil than the middle east
#2344 to #2330 - arrdvark
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(11/29/2011) [-]
We actually do have more oil in the Middle East, we export more oil than we consume.
#2356 to #2344 - vedomajkatrololol
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(11/29/2011) [-]
weirdly enough youre right

http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2009/10/the-us-has-more-t han-all-the-middle-east-put-together.html
#3780 to #2356 - arrdvark
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Yeah, its really surprising that we have more and yet we depend on them for so much...

btw, props for looking it up before responding :P
#2358 to #2330 - trojanmannn
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#2365 to #2318 - trojanmannn
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(11/29/2011) [-]
And i ment to miss #9.
#2472 to #2318 - jinjo
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(11/29/2011) [-]
#7 is a very flawed point, but the rest is damn near gold.
#2336 to #2318 - switchy
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Just in case people are doubting #6

Additionally, we get much more oil from Canada than any other location combined.
#2162 - krayon
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CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING: NOT ONLY HAS AMERICA AIDED EUROPE IN EVERY MAJOR MODERN WAR OF THE LAST CENTURY AND HALF. BUT OUR COUNTRY WON IT'S INDEPENDENCE BY DEFEATING THE ENTIRE BRITISH ARMY USING A BUNCH OF FARMERS WITH PITCHFORKS!
#2168 to #2162 - fenrirr
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Yes you guys got your ass-handed to you by us Canadians.
#2187 to #2168 - lovestospooch
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(11/29/2011) [-]
nobody likes Canada. Even Canada hates Canada.
#2199 to #2187 - fenrirr
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Acutally we were the model country for the last 80-years, to the point where we acutally formed the Peacekeeping section of the UN. Only Americans in Canada hates Canada.

Why don't you go back to ******* your sister because you obviously haven't gone above 25 on your IQ test.
#2230 to #2199 - boomdady
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(11/29/2011) [-]
America is the Peacekeeping section of the UN. Thats why people hate us, we get involved because time after time again the world has proven that it will just destroy itself if someone doesn't keep it in line -_-
#2222 to #2199 - dagabester
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(11/29/2011) [-]
At least we don't start riots over silly hockey games.
#2227 to #2222 - fenrirr
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At least we don't have riots over every little decision the government makes
#2338 to #2227 - krayon
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AT LEAST OUR GOVERNMENT ISN'T MAKE BELIEVE!
#2204 to #2199 - lovestospooch
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(11/29/2011) [-]
(says the stereotypical beaver ******)
#2207 to #2204 - fenrirr
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(says the stereotypical hick who ***** his sister and is currently in the Westboro Baptist Church)
#2219 to #2207 - lovestospooch
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To far bro to far... you can say what ever you want about me as long as it doesn't associate me with the Westboro Baptist Church
#2232 to #2219 - fenrirr
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Well you kinda put yourself in that place just by the way you sound.
#2239 to #2232 - lovestospooch
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(11/29/2011) [-]
no one deserves that said to them, well there are the exceptions, but that wasn't one of them
#2245 to #2239 - fenrirr
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Maybe you shouldn't start fights that aren't supposed to be started -.-

Doesn't look very good when cocky Americans fight with other members of Countries. Makes you and your country look like a joke.
#2264 to #2245 - lovestospooch
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(11/29/2011) [-]
wanna hear a joke??? Canada is better than america...
#3750 to #2264 - fenrirr
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Wanna hear a joke? America owes the world about 15,064,459,879,248.28$

At least we pay our dues, you fat slobs are too lazy to lift a finger.
#2176 to #2168 - krayon
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maybe but youre on the same continent so i'ts kinda like an older brother picking on a younger brother! :D
#2183 to #2176 - fenrirr
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True, true..

But we were basically BritishRichard Simmonss back then, basically up to 1920 :o
#2170 to #2168 - fenrirr
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Yet*
#2526 to #2170 - donatellotmnt
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Good argument fellow North American inhabitant. You can go back to being irrelevant now.
#2181 to #2162 - boomdady
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lol, plus we made this, without which, the world would be a smoking crater of hate and non-friendship
lol, plus we made this, without which, the world would be a smoking crater of hate and non-friendship
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#2257 to #2214 - boomdady
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Yup.avi
Yup.avi
#2233 to #2162 - theguydown
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not to be that guy but if it wasen't for the french we most likely would have lost. :/
#2180 to #2162 - OJxJACKSON
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YEA!
YEA!
#2062 - niggafuck
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(11/29/2011) [-]
My Point
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#1888 to #1851 - kiwitart
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(11/29/2011) [-]
made a similar post on another account and get mass thumbs down
glad to see intelligent people on here
#1923 to #1851 - rainbowblitz
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#1278 - sydeia
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The entire world is filled with stupidity.   
And if I really am less intelligent because I was born here, please refer to the gif I have selected.
The entire world is filled with stupidity.
And if I really am less intelligent because I was born here, please refer to the gif I have selected.
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#2551 - mugigs
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(11/29/2011) [-]
**mugigs rolled a random image** i am in america, and all i do is smoke weed and do whatever the **** i want. i have no ******* clue whats going on in the economy and also dont give a ****.
#2555 to #2551 - anon
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(11/29/2011) [-]
lol nice roll.
#1985 - allamericandude ONLINE
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(11/29/2011) [-]
You know what? It's fine. Have your little rant. At the end of the day I'm going to sleep in the greatest country on Earth. You have to settle for #2 at best.  
  
And for whatever wrong-doing you think we have committed, I can think of plenty of examples as to why Europe is no better. Think America invades too many other countries? Well, as the popular slogan goes: "The sun never sets on the British Empire!" Think we start too many wars? Well, I don't even want to begin on the number of wars that have occurred in Europe--including the two biggest and deadliest wars in human history. Don't like the way we treated African Americans? Guess who sold the slaves to us. Think our society is full of bible-pounding retards? Guess where we got our religion from. Hell, guess where the Vatican City is. Do you think we were wrong for dropping the atomic bomb? Two words: the Holocaust (need I say more?)  
  
For every example of American indecency or ignorance, I can provide a ******** of evidence that proves Europe is just as bad--if not worse. So suck it.
You know what? It's fine. Have your little rant. At the end of the day I'm going to sleep in the greatest country on Earth. You have to settle for #2 at best.

And for whatever wrong-doing you think we have committed, I can think of plenty of examples as to why Europe is no better. Think America invades too many other countries? Well, as the popular slogan goes: "The sun never sets on the British Empire!" Think we start too many wars? Well, I don't even want to begin on the number of wars that have occurred in Europe--including the two biggest and deadliest wars in human history. Don't like the way we treated African Americans? Guess who sold the slaves to us. Think our society is full of bible-pounding retards? Guess where we got our religion from. Hell, guess where the Vatican City is. Do you think we were wrong for dropping the atomic bomb? Two words: the Holocaust (need I say more?)

For every example of American indecency or ignorance, I can provide a ******** of evidence that proves Europe is just as bad--if not worse. So suck it.
#2027 to #1985 - spencerleddy
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Europe isnt a country......
#2035 to #2027 - allamericandude ONLINE
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I know. But OP said "Europe" was better than America, so that's the comparison I made. If he had said France or England was better, that's what I would have talked about.
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#2051 to #2035 - spencerleddy
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But he didnt...
#2070 to #2051 - allamericandude ONLINE
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Quote from OP: "Europe is superior on most counts."

Read the post yourself if you want.
#2097 to #2070 - spencerleddy
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he did not specify a country is what i ment. If he had said Norway has a superior economy he woulduve been correct. If he had said England has a better navy again correct. But he said Europe as a whole and you stated Europe was the #2 country behind the states. You are not helping the America is smart arguement
#2152 to #2097 - allamericandude ONLINE
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I never said Europe was a country. The sentence in my comment you're referring to is "You have to settle for #2 at best." I never said "#2 country" or "#2 nation", just "#2"--which I used as a general synonym for "inferior". You ASSUMED I said "#2 country", because apparently you have a problem with reading comprehension.

Please read before you post stupid comments. You're not exactly helping the "Europe is superior" argument.
#2169 to #2152 - spencerleddy
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To **** over your whole arguement China is #1 Consider how much money you owe them just for starters.


And i'm not from Europe so I don't see why i'm hurting them at all
#2250 to #2169 - allamericandude ONLINE
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China is #1 economically right now, there's no arguing that. But considering the way they treat their people, do you really want to live in China?

And it's actually a myth that China somehow "owns" the US, or that we "owe" our entire economy to China. The US (and most other countries) sets aside a portion of it's debt to be bought and sold on the world market like a stock exchange. Right now we set aside about 8-10% of our debt to be sold. China owns 26% of that amount. So, of the total amount of US debt, China only owns about 2 or 3%. That equates to (and I'm doing this math off the top of my head) around 2 trillion dollars. It's a lot, but it's only a small fraction of the total debt.
#3685 to #2250 - spencerleddy
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So the entire world owns the states then?
#3718 to #3685 - allamericandude ONLINE
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#3792 to #3718 - spencerleddy
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Your kitten me right? Your country is in the ******* and theres no denying that. End of story.


And yes I know the entire world is in the *******
#3796 to #3792 - allamericandude ONLINE
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#3797 to #3796 - spencerleddy
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Bit of both
#2045 to #1985 - whitewallsofalaska
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*Pic related*
#2047 to #1985 - showmethatnsfw
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yes... just yes... Actually some countries are even more racist than Americans. Germany is a great example, they wont say anything and hate crimes are VERY serious over there (they are paranoid of another holocaust), but they outright refuse service to black people. I have experienced it first hand when in a restaurant with my fiance (she's black, I'm white). I ordered a hot chocolate and they brought me one, she said oh that looks good can I get one too and they said it would be too much work... we left immediately after, no tip
#2050 to #1985 - roxasbaby
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Comment Picture
#2009 to #1985 - angreif
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(11/29/2011) [-]
just in case you're wondering, i love you
#1321 - PapaParuta
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(11/29/2011) [-]
America... **** YEAH!!!!
#143 - Nightinear **User deleted account**
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(11/28/2011) [-]
This reminds me of a thread on /b/ I saw yesterday
"Pick one useless superpower to have"
Then there was this guy who said:
"Useless superpower?
Can I have USA?"
#145 to #143 - ohgodtheredthumbs [OP]
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thats ******* hilarious :D
#133 - cubanwhiteman
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(11/28/2011) [-]
I can spell. I am the 10%
#151 to #133 - dzamie
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(11/28/2011) [-]
Waht ay cowinsidins! Sew cen eye!
#686 to #151 - runtz
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(11/29/2011) [-]
MFW Coiwnsidins. Also as you are an expert in sowing eyes, do you think you could fix my right eyelid?