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#605 - tehstalker (11/09/2011) [-]
This is me honestly admit it, you guys would never look at me. you would be repulsed but this one guy one guy saw me for who i am and not my looks. Sure we get teased because he is shorter then me, but fuck them i love him and thats all i really care about.
#1446 to #605 - icebearr (11/09/2011) [-]
What the fuck? are you gay or are you seriously a girl??

All (jokes) a side - best of luck for the two of you in the future.
#1278 to #605 - clumsymagician (11/09/2011) [-]
I agree with that anon, you're adorable.
I agree with that anon, you're adorable.
User avatar #655 to #605 - roflcopterdown (11/09/2011) [-]
Grow out your hair and you'll be fine. Not that you aren't now, but you'd be more effeminate and could highlight your more girlish accents. =]
User avatar #660 to #655 - tehstalker (11/09/2011) [-]
my voice sounds girly one second and deep the next, its really annoying to control.
and i am going to be shaving my hair next year for worlds greatest shave so i will be growing it out for that.
#626 to #605 - pelicanfarts (11/09/2011) [-]
wait...you're a chick?
User avatar #629 to #626 - tehstalker (11/09/2011) [-]
yeah the awkward moment when the first time i meet my teacher she thinks im a guy sad thing is happens all the time
#617 to #605 - devout feminist (11/09/2011) [-]
Is he blind?
#613 to #605 - lonelycats (11/09/2011) [-]
You look like chunk from the goonies.
User avatar #603 - sparkyfusion (11/09/2011) [-]
2 types of girls & 2 types of guys: The ones who complain about the opposite gender being sluts/manwhores and the ones who actually respect the opposite sex.
#601 - devout feminist (11/09/2011) [-]
shut the hell up bitch and make me a sandwich
#600 - xxthechamp (11/09/2011) [-]
There goes to OC I was gunna post
User avatar #599 - verdammt (11/09/2011) [-]
Ok, I've honestly got a question for guys...
Is it okay if your girl just sits back and watches you play video games?
I can't do shit in video games, but I LOVE watching others play them...
Is that ok?
#611 to #599 - releasethecraken (11/09/2011) [-]
Yeah that's fine most of the time. Its just when I get off work (Not trying to be a dick but..) I don't wanna hear constant questioning about whats going on. If its a shooting game, I'm killing people, Why? because that's what i gotta do to get to level five. I have no clue why the guy shot be before i shot him, yes i saw him coming, no i didn't realize it was a bad guy, yes he shot me in the face, no i didn't think it was funny. That kinda thing. But if she can sit there and just enjoy the game with me then yeah its fine. She doesn't have to be silent, just not constantly firing questions at me. Pic unrelated but I think its funny!
User avatar #619 to #611 - verdammt (11/09/2011) [-]
Note taken.
I'd probably do that on the story line...
So I'll do my best to keep the stupid questions in, and just read about the video game or something.
User avatar #634 to #619 - releasethecraken (11/09/2011) [-]
Well its not really a problem with storyline questions, its more the "What kinda person just goes around shooting people?" (My ex just LOVED saying that when i played Grand Theft Auto) If you just say something like "Hey just so i can catch up on whats happening, what's the game about?" then its not a problem to say "Hey well this that and the other thing now im here."
User avatar #650 to #634 - verdammt (11/09/2011) [-]
Got'cha.
Basically to reiterate, just don't ask the completely stupid questions.
User avatar #2088 to #650 - releasethecraken (11/09/2011) [-]
Yup! Glad I could help if I did! It's nice to know that some girls make an effort!
User avatar #607 to #599 - HardyUndertook (11/09/2011) [-]
yes yes it is...but guys would love it if u atleast attempted to play with them
User avatar #616 to #607 - verdammt (11/09/2011) [-]
Even if I sucked like hell?
'Cause I tried playing F.E.A.R., and my brother and a few of his friends were present, and they told me I "unhorrified" (as they put it) the game...
I just don't wanna ruin it for the guy.
User avatar #621 to #616 - HardyUndertook (11/09/2011) [-]
Well you'll never get better until you start playing games more. Plus i'm sure FPS (first person shooters) are your type of format try something else. But practice makes perfect so don't feel down just because your not good right now. There is always room for improvement
User avatar #627 to #621 - verdammt (11/09/2011) [-]
Ah, now I feel stupid for not realizing that earlier.
It's just that all the guys that I hang out around seem to have this talent for video games, so I feel discouraged.
Thanks for the encouragement, I really appreciate it.
User avatar #631 to #627 - HardyUndertook (11/09/2011) [-]
Not a problem. Just remember the only reason they have a talent is because they've been playing alot longer than you. Soon enough if you keep playing with your bro u'll catch up to them and have them drooling
#598 - spideybro (11/09/2011) [-]
Needed to be said.
#595 - diespitris ONLINE (11/09/2011) [-]

You're my hero.
:D
#594 - devout feminist (11/09/2011) [-]
I say we ban all girls from funnyjunk
+1
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#637 to #593 - jusaraandco (11/09/2011) [-]
Manly Tears. Let me tell you that you are one lucky bastard XD
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User avatar #592 - shaunosullivan (11/09/2011) [-]
"...off my chest..." Begin to think of OC's chest... giggity
#591 - marking ONLINE (11/09/2011) [-]
why arent you in the kitchen?
User avatar #590 - splatterfest (11/09/2011) [-]
Come to my school and tell that to almost every girl there, PLEASE. I have not been rejected because I can't even have the chance to ask them out before being friend zoned then watch my crush get tainted by a 19 year old drunk asshole. Who shouldn't be in grade 11, but yet she thinks he's her dream guy.
User avatar #589 - fluffymcnutter (11/09/2011) [-]
says the girl with the looks that EVERY guy in here would love to have a go at
#587 - devout feminist (11/09/2011) [-]
that is the absolutely stupidest thing i have seen on funnyjunk in ever
#586 - smasterofpuppets (11/09/2011) [-]
i'm starting my idk how many'th beer but fuck off op. i would give that girl another look. and wtf do you mean if you're not her type, you're not her type. wtf is that even supposed to mean. You ask us to keep 'an open mind' and no be shallow, yet you can do the exact opposite? you learn to keep an open fucking mind, maybe that guy who's 'not your type' is the best fucking guy ever. so fuck off OP, fuck off.
#585 - LordShesho (11/09/2011) [-]
She made a comic just for guys... I'm a guy...

Wait...
#582 - trollsaurus (11/09/2011) [-]
MMMMM quite
User avatar #581 - stafeezy (11/09/2011) [-]
she loves me :)
+5
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