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#1170 - luxors has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1225 to #1170 - sistervampire (11/09/2011) [-]
I'm a guy and i find your lack of acceptance disturbing
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#1169 - blackdahliamurder **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1167 - nodisispatrick (11/09/2011) [-]
"Ever wonder why you see so many pretty girls with ugly guys, but not the other way round?"  
Money?  
  
But I still thumbed up.
"Ever wonder why you see so many pretty girls with ugly guys, but not the other way round?"
Money?

But I still thumbed up.
#1165 - mikaelkid (11/09/2011) [-]
return to your place foul demon spawn
return to your place foul demon spawn
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#1164 - sickonsix **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1162 - zegrizzly (11/09/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1161 - emcemc (11/09/2011) [-]
the kitchen. go there.
#1159 - smokingerreyday (11/09/2011) [-]
i agree with you and im a guy i just felt like this pict went well witht he above
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#1157 - charsoc **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1155 - cybertoyger (11/09/2011) [-]
Alright, so I'm going to be a Richard Simmonsgot and agree with OP here as my adopted sister fits the bill as well. You have 3 basic groups of females: girls, women, and ladies. Ignore everything you know about those three words, because I'm going to give you new definitions.

Girls -- are females in high school and college, looking for sex and to party all the time. THESE are the bitches that use nice guys and trade them in for a douche-nozzle "alpha male". **** them like the plague, **** them like Nazi Germany. You don't want anything to do with these bitches no matter how hot they look.

Women -- are females in college and the workplace who, while aren't attracted to Jersey shore douche-nozzles, prefer men with lots of cash and power. You should also avoid these as well, as they tend to get divorces over the littlest thing and will rape your bank account like a schoolgirl in a hentai.

Ladies -- are the rarest type of female, at least in terms of public sightings. They tend to spend more time with their friends and going places they love rather than being attention-seeking whores at bars and anywhere else in public really. Some types of ladies are just as reclusive as their male counterparts, and others are right out in public but you mistake them for a girl who's either already taken or not interested. The truth of the matter is, they want things to happen naturally, not forcefully or immediately. Not over a damn alcoholic beverage, not a "hey you're hot, we should date". They don't always actively seek guys because they usually want their own life in order first.

At the risk of being a complete toolbox, I have to honestly say that I believe the female population is comprised of the following:
50% girls
25% women
25% ladies

The women can sometimes be refined and made into ladies, good luck if you decide to try that. Otherwise, keep an eye out for the ladies!
User avatar #1228 to #1155 - sistervampire (11/09/2011) [-]
I'm Male and I absolutely agree with you but theres also the Male Version of that which is simpler to type

40% jerks
20% attention/whores
10% Men who generally care for there partner and are the perfect kind
30% guys that only wana date the hottest girl there is.
#1256 to #1228 - cybertoyger (11/09/2011) [-]
Those numbers sound about right to me! thumbs up :3
Those numbers sound about right to me! thumbs up :3
#1163 to #1155 - yotxiumad (11/09/2011) [-]
Cool story bro
#1152 - anonymous (11/09/2011) [-]
Based on male and female psychology, males prefer young and more fertile mates. Women look for a mate that can support them, for they have to carry a baby in their wombs for nine months. So women don't really care about you unless you have money and can support them... just sayin
#1149 - Marlboro (11/09/2011) [-]
<---- "Ever wonder why you see cute girls with ugly dudes?"

Pic explains why.
#1146 - evilakamaru (11/09/2011) [-]
Is the picture at the end you? If so thumb up for you, being a horse and making this OC would be very hard. Good Work
#1145 - drnurse (11/09/2011) [-]
**drnurse rolled a random image** If that's her in the final picture, who in the hell would think she's ugly?!
#1143 - zombieindenial ONLINE (11/09/2011) [-]
Girls dont like boys, girls like cars and money.
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#1176 to #1143 - SkyMaro **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1142 - iviagicbanana (11/09/2011) [-]
I can see you don't have a problem getting guys. You are a very good looking girl yourself :)
#1139 - thewalruss (11/09/2011) [-]
She said she love me if I read the whole thing... she wants sexy moment with me!
User avatar #1140 to #1139 - thewalruss (11/09/2011) [-]
(just kidding, I agree, thumbed up :D )
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