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#60 - Benjina (10/15/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Case and point for why I choose not to follow any religion. Sure, religion can be fantastic for a lot of people, but unfortunately it is so easily and frequently manipulated and horribly misinterpreted by people who use it as a medium to do terrible things, and justify it by citing a terribly misconstrued quote from the bible or by saying 'the lord told me to do it' or something similar.

I think people need to take a step back, realize that religion is not intended as a tool to manipulate and control people, but rather something to give meaning, hope, or guideline for how to live a rewarding and prosperous life. Not EVERY word in the bible has to be taken literally, and such considerations must be made to realize that this was written for a different culture, at a different time, when there were different laws and rules and the people did things a lot differently. As a result, we have to view the bible and the messages and meanings it's try to convey carefully, and realize that it's not too unlikely that some points must be considered void and outdated. Sure, there is a lot of things that are still applicable, such as a majority of the ten commandments, however not all of them are.

Oh and if you're going to take the bible COMPLETELY literally, take heed of the book of Deutronomy, and let anyone you know whose taken a good hit to the nuts that they are not welcome in the house of the lord.

Deutronomy 23:1 - "No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the lord."

Oh and while you're at it, let all your girlfriends know that if they are prone to getting involved in fights and playing dirty, to be cautious take heed of this warning;

Deutronomy 25: 11-12 - "If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity"

I could go on for years but there is a character limit.
User avatar #27 - julietfuck (10/15/2011) [-]
This is really old.
User avatar #4 - miniflip (10/14/2011) [-]
Exactly! If you have a religion do it properly!
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#268 - RepublicanTigre (10/15/2011) [-]
2 Kings 2:23-24- From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" He turned around, and looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
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#193 to #180 - sirhostilepajamas (10/15/2011) [-]
**sirhostilepajamas rolls 59**
User avatar #144 - idkmyusername (10/15/2011) [-]
Most of what is stated ( women's head should be covered) is old testament. and i mean it when i say most. now i'm not ranting on gays, but i don't support them. this doesn't mean i have to go around beating the **** out of them. Most Christians could care less about gays. so quit ranting about Christians being bad people. we are not.
#138 - iwouldntdothat (10/15/2011) [-]
The writer of the bible was a long haired vegetarian. WAT.
#48 - TheGameYouHaveLost (10/15/2011) [-]
It's not like the bible was faxed down from heaven.
#30 - burstofsemen (10/15/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Footballs are no longer made with pig skins just saying.
#35 to #33 - burstofsemen (10/15/2011) [-]
That's assuming that everyone during that time was christian.
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User avatar #147 - jesustwoque (10/15/2011) [+] (3 replies)
bitch thinks she's owning , but all i see is the typical woman bitching about how she thinks she's right.
**** , and just when i thought lesbians were cool i just got introduced to their spokesperson.
#162 to #147 - Womens Study Major (10/15/2011) [-]
I'm confused. Standing up for homosexuals = bitching? And way to over-generalize women. Goodjobbro.
#139 - turtlebutt (10/15/2011) [-]
it is true we still need morals even with or without the bible
#137 - xlthegamelx (10/15/2011) [-]
Anyone have a version of this i can highlight ? so I can copy for a occasion if necessary
#136 - Womens Study Major (10/15/2011) [-]
thats the old testament you bimbo
#15 - Womens Study Major (10/14/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** for all the homo's
#7 - mazlum (10/14/2011) [-]
this guy earnd a medal
User avatar #5 - Soundtrack (10/14/2011) [-]
logic'd
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