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#94 - soonbedead (10/15/2011) [-]
Every book from the Bible she just talked about were made for Jews xD
#60 - Benjina (10/15/2011) [-]
Case and point for why I choose not to follow any religion. Sure, religion can be fantastic for a lot of people, but unfortunately it is so easily and frequently manipulated and horribly misinterpreted by people who use it as a medium to do terrible things, and justify it by citing a terribly misconstrued quote from the bible or by saying 'the lord told me to do it' or something similar.

I think people need to take a step back, realize that religion is not intended as a tool to manipulate and control people, but rather something to give meaning, hope, or guideline for how to live a rewarding and prosperous life. Not EVERY word in the bible has to be taken literally, and such considerations must be made to realize that this was written for a different culture, at a different time, when there were different laws and rules and the people did things a lot differently. As a result, we have to view the bible and the messages and meanings it's try to convey carefully, and realize that it's not too unlikely that some points must be considered void and outdated. Sure, there is a lot of things that are still applicable, such as a majority of the ten commandments, however not all of them are.

Oh and if you're going to take the bible COMPLETELY literally, take heed of the book of Deutronomy, and let anyone you know whose taken a good hit to the nuts that they are not welcome in the house of the lord.

Deutronomy 23:1 - "No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the lord."

Oh and while you're at it, let all your girlfriends know that if they are prone to getting involved in fights and playing dirty, to be cautious take heed of this warning;

Deutronomy 25: 11-12 - "If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity"

I could go on for years but there is a character limit.
#64 to #60 - Benjina (10/15/2011) [-]
Oh also, if you have a wet dream, piss off!

Deutronomy 23:10 - "If one of your men is unclean because of a nocturnal emission, he is to go outside the camp and stay there"
#68 to #64 - Benjina (10/15/2011) [-]
This thread is now for posting ridiculous bible verses so that those who insist on following the bible word for word. Note that there is no religious hate going on here, we are to simply point out absurd verses that would make anyone who wants to follow it word for word look a little bit silly. GO FJ GO.
User avatar #27 - julietfuck (10/15/2011) [-]
This is really old.
#268 - RepublicanTigre (10/15/2011) [-]
2 Kings 2:23-24- From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" He turned around, and looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
User avatar #144 - idkmyusername (10/15/2011) [-]
Most of what is stated ( women's head should be covered) is old testament. and i mean it when i say most. now i'm not ranting on gays, but i don't support them. this doesn't mean i have to go around beating the **** out of them. Most Christians could care less about gays. so quit ranting about Christians being bad people. we are not.
#138 - iwouldntdothat (10/15/2011) [-]
The writer of the bible was a long haired vegetarian. WAT.
#48 - TheGameYouHaveLost (10/15/2011) [-]
It's not like the bible was faxed down from heaven.
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#302 - anon (10/15/2011) [-]
man i read it thinking it would be funny, some hidden rick roll or something. but no. this isn't funny. yes, she told some religious person off, but that **** ain't ha-ha funny.
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User avatar #204 - ivoryhammer (10/15/2011) [-]
I think I'm in love.
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#137 - xlthegamelx (10/15/2011) [-]
Anyone have a version of this i can highlight ? so I can copy for a occasion if necessary
#109 - tehbawz (10/15/2011) [-]
Since when was bisexuality fake?
Since when was bisexuality fake?
User avatar #122 to #109 - jjvoodoo (10/15/2011) [-]
its not fake
#30 - burstofsemen (10/15/2011) [-]
Footballs are no longer made with pig skins just saying.
User avatar #33 to #30 - leboydrummer (10/15/2011) [-]
They would of been no Football if people followed the bible 100%, "once" was made of pig skins. Which would mean it shouldn't be around if people believe in the 'Holy' book
#35 to #33 - burstofsemen (10/15/2011) [-]
That's assuming that everyone during that time was christian.
#15 - anon (10/14/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** for all the homo's
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User avatar #357 to #353 - SemiAnon (10/15/2011) [-]
Times I've read the Bible: 0
Times smote by a wrathful God: 0

**** , I've got a good record.
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