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    #145 - cyberflame
    Reply+4
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    **cyberflame rolled a random image**  
  
This is my religion
    **cyberflame rolled a random image**

    This is my religion
    #161 to #145 - improbablyyourdad
    Reply+3
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    Didn't know gay was a religion,
    Didn't know gay was a religion,
    #90 - ninjastarthrow
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    (10/15/2011)[-]
    i dont believe in religion, religion is corrupted and i dont want it corrupting my mind or the minds of my family. if youre a guy and you want to marry another guy its none of my buisniss, i know my sexualality (im straight btw) but just as long as another guy is hitting on me then its a problem
    i dont believe in religion, religion is corrupted and i dont want it corrupting my mind or the minds of my family. if youre a guy and you want to marry another guy its none of my buisniss, i know my sexualality (im straight btw) but just as long as another guy is hitting on me then its a problem
    User avatar#96 to #90 - slenderize
    Reply+1
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    i believe in christianity, but we all know the bible was written by man....so who's rules are they??
    User avatar#129 to #96 - airrick
    Reply0
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    not really
    remember, in the Old Testament God was more... connected, I guess, with the believers. After Christ came and died, it was either journals or vision-dreams.
    User avatar#132 to #129 - slenderize
    Reply0
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    and the bible was written 300 years after Jesus's ascension.....and the old testament was still written by man. sooooooo yeahhhhhhhh
    #135 to #132 - slenderize
    Reply-1
    (10/15/2011)[-]
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    User avatar#140 to #135 - airrick
    Reply0
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    However, man didn't change what they heard God tell them to write: the writers were simply mediums for writing.
    The only time God actually wrote something was the 10 Commandments.

    No, I don't think you understand the culture back then.
    Now we have mass print and the internet and such, but back then writing was known only to the highly educated, so their only way to share stories was verbally.
    The spent large amounts of time memorizing everything, and since they believed that it was God's word, they tried even harder, obviously.
    Also, if one of them ever mixed up a detail or whatever, the rest of their community was there to correct them.
    User avatar#149 to #140 - slenderize
    Reply0
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    right and we still started having wars and killing people because it says, "They commit this sin, stone em." one thing i dont like about the bible. Its got morals and immorals jumbled up together and apperantly people cant tell them apart. talk about a dictatorship.
    User avatar#190 to #149 - airrick
    Reply0
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    Well we didn't start our wars because of punishment and such, and we don't need to stone anyone anymore since Jesus died on the cross....

    Also, a major point of that is that God has the right to decide whether someone should die and whatnot (at least, that's what Christians believe), not people
    User avatar#102 to #96 - ninjastarthrow
    Reply-1
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    i could probably care less
    User avatar#105 to #102 - slenderize
    Reply-1
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    My thoughts exactly
    User avatar#333 - clockworkhearts
    Reply+3
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    It's things like this that make me wish religion didn't exist. Sure, once upon a time religion was needed, but not anymore. If we'd stop this ridiculous argument over parts of the bible that was written in a time where sexism, racism and homophobia was the norm, and realize that it doesn't apply to today's society, the world would be a better place to live in. And if you have to believe in the bible and god because you need some purpose to your life, then only follow the basic morals and virtues. It shouldn't be taken so seriously.
    #345 to #333 - viictoor
    Reply0
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    I agree but religion is also partially needed now because people need something to believe in a lot of people aren't going to do things just 'cause its the right thing. and besides if people have hope then they have a reason to stay alive and do good things in their lives.
    #352 to #345 - shadowgandalf
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    (10/15/2011)[-]
    The people who can't maintain their moral when it is needed, are those we send to jail anyway. IT would not affect the society at all if we removed religion. But if we look into history, it would have changed such things as:
    the black enslavement, the purge of native armericans, 9/11(9/11 was a product of the so called "religious moral"), Westbro Baptist Church, the murder of Abraham Lincoln, the war in the middle east, thousands and thousands of years of dictatorship in egypt, thousands of years of war in europe.

    THE single AWESOME things that has EVER been related to religion, was the VIKINGS!(norse mythology)
    #355 to #352 - apatheticdemon**User deleted account**
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    #361 to #355 - viictoor
    Reply0
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    Nothing makes sense anymore...
    #356 to #352 - viictoor
    Reply0
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    Guess your right
    User avatar#360 to #345 - clockworkhearts
    Reply0
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    I guess I overlooked that. I was brought up with no religious influences whatsoever, I've never felt that I should be a good person because god wants me to, it's more of a "Oh, since I'm alive I should be kind and generous, so that people will like me as a person and I won't spend the time I do have hated and alone". It's a shame that there aren't more people with a similar outlook on life.
    User avatar#325 - illegalartist
    Reply+3
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    its like she took my thoughts and wrote them down for me so i dont have to think.
    #299 - koobztwoonefourtwo**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#311 to #299 - thecatholic
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    (10/15/2011)[-]
    Actually, the state of being homosexual itself is not a sin, because it is stated that only homosexual intercourse is. However, the Bible is a book to be interpreted. Many of the laws of Leviticus became morally obsolete with the coming of Jesus. Seriously, thought, Im not preaching, Im teaching, so please do not start an argument.
    User avatar#307 to #299 - zlawliet
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    (10/15/2011)[-]
    The second girl gave you two passages in her argument bro. :O
    #327 to #299 - anon id: fb1e6339
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    (10/15/2011)[-]
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    #310 to #299 - atrocitustheking
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    (10/15/2011)[-]
    This image has expired
    It's right there in the content...

    But, again, here they are Leviticus 18:6 and then two chapters later, Leviticus 20:13
    #312 to #310 - koobztwoonefourtwo**User deleted account**
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    #219 - anon id: 58420ee0
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    (10/15/2011)[-]
    I know that every single word in the book of Mormon, pearl of great price, doctrine&covenants, and the holy bible is true, and I know the prophet Joseph Smith was true. I know this because I have felt the hand of god lift upon my soul when I read these words. I know because I have faith in the words and faith in gods only begotten. I understand, and accept your opinions and I am hoping you will understand and accept mine. I love my lord and all my brothers and sisters, yes even you. I say these things in the name of the son Jesus Christ, amen.
    User avatar#238 to #219 - viresdeus
    Reply+3
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    Oh, anon, u so silly. You anonymously ask for the internet to accept your opinion...
    #253 to #219 - christyrob
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    (10/15/2011)[-]
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    #241 to #219 - lordbuttersi
    Reply+2
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    [citation needed]
    #262 to #219 - duckytroller
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    (10/15/2011)[-]
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    #250 to #219 - exiana
    Reply+1
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM!
    User avatar#259 to #219 - owlssss
    Reply0
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    Pingas
    #245 to #219 - anon id: 519f67f1
    Reply0
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    Since you're basically saying gay people are bad... then no, I will not respect your opinion. It is a type of discrimination.
    User avatar#38 - bagofshenanigans
    Reply-9
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    This is why I dread being around other Christians.

    I don't believe in Atheism, but this is total ********.
    #69 to #38 - Silver Quantum
    Reply+3
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    i don't believe in germany
    i don't believe in germany
    #49 to #38 - TheGameYouHaveLost
    Reply+3
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    "I dont believe in Atheism"




    Wut. I'm quite sure that Atheism EXISTS. It is a thing. It is real.
    User avatar#80 to #49 - Silver Quantum
    Reply0
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    it's a concept, not a thing. but i get your point
    #95 to #80 - EFGTellsTheTruth**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#98 to #95 - Silver Quantum
    Reply0
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    yes. because not believing in something is a religion. just like not collecting stamps is a hobby, and not drinking is a habbit
    #100 to #98 - EFGTellsTheTruth**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#113 to #100 - Silver Quantum
    Reply0
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    i have and all the information i got was that either other religions call it a religion or sites where people where laughing at how retarded some people are for believing atheism is a religion. that's the basic stuff i found on the first search page. but i didn't have to google something i already knew
    #128 to #113 - EFGTellsTheTruth**User deleted account**
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    #182 to #128 - Silver Quantum
    Reply0
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    i still wonder how some people manage to breathe on their own
    i still wonder how some people manage to breathe on their own
    #303 to #182 - EFGTellsTheTruth**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#309 to #303 - Silver Quantum
    Reply0
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    sigh.... well, you know how they say: if you're gonna argue with idiots, they're gonna drag you to their level and beat you with experience
    #313 to #309 - EFGTellsTheTruth**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#317 to #313 - Silver Quantum
    Reply0
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    i wish i could facepalm with my feet because my hands aren't enough
    #321 to #317 - EFGTellsTheTruth**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#336 to #321 - Silver Quantum
    Reply0
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    just because one person eloquently opinionated about a certain theory or concept, doesn't mean it's a fact and you base your own point of view on his point of view. so you have no original opinion about this. a religion is formed of a group of moral values values that are absolutes that cannot change and you are supposed to follow regardless of whether you think they are write or wrong (otherways it would defy the whole point of the idea of religion). atheism is the complete opposite of that. you don't have to blindly follow anyone's moral code just because "they are better than yours", and you decide what's right or wrong according to your own moral fiber that you developed according to your own experiences. atheism doesn't follow any doctrine, any kind of dogma, doesn't have a rule book (bible), and you won't go to special places for not following it. no one is gonna kill you over it (except christians and muslims) and you don't have to rely on outside magical influences for you to get rich or pass an exam. now stop being retarded and use your IQ for once
    User avatar#339 to #336 - Silver Quantum
    Reply0
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    right or wrong. (i'm also half asleep)
    #86 to #80 - TheGameYouHaveLost
    Reply0
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    Ahh touche.
    #18 - anon id: 6b8bdba3
    Reply0
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    Censorship fail.
    Censorship fail.
    #25 to #18 - TheHaloGuy
    Reply+2
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    Not really... They blur out the last names so you don't search for them on Facebook, it doesn't matter if you see their first name...
    User avatar#126 to #25 - superlolcopter
    Reply+3
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    What if a person is name hectapoopenmical ? you would find him pretty easily.
    #362 - uGoTpWnD
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    (10/15/2011)[-]
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    User avatar#335 - RdRunner
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    (10/15/2011)[-]
    religious arguments are great... me and a friend in school used to have a few (me religious, him not) and it was a great way for both of us to learn basically. Intelligent conversation never hurts, no matter what the situation. The sad part really is, that most atheists know the bible better than those who actually believe it. A blind faith is a pointless and stupid faith. it's just ironic how those who know it don't believe it, and those who believe it don't know it.
    #285 - ssurtrebor**User deleted account**
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    (10/15/2011)[-]
    Another idiot trying to be smart and using the Old Testament laws to denounce the bible.  
  
When will the stupidity end?
    Another idiot trying to be smart and using the Old Testament laws to denounce the bible.

    When will the stupidity end?
    User avatar#295 to #285 - Zeigh
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    (10/15/2011)[-]
    People will stop using the old testament to denounce christianity when christian stop picking and choosing verses from it to support their arguments. It's that simple,if you (general term) condemn gays and quote leviticus, you should expect to have other old testament quotes hurled back at you.
    #289 to #285 - doctorpie
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    (10/15/2011)[-]
    to be fair, the person who she's replying to is equally as uninformed.

    but yeah, you've got the right idea.
    User avatar#322 to #285 - thesmartatheist
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    (10/15/2011)[-]
    The woman was using the old testament to defend the bible, as such like thousands of people do. Leviticus is known for is contradictory nature in comparison with modern views. It gets most of its popularity for being a center of the LGBT debates. Though I can tell you this, Leviticus is one of many book in the bible that are very contradictory and just down right stupid.
    #288 to #285 - Seanacus
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    (10/15/2011)[-]
    so you're saying the reply is dumb or the guy who says being gay is a sin?
    #271 - tourretesllama
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    (10/15/2011)[-]
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    User avatar#197 - dohnut
    Reply+2
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    gentleman buckle your seat belts a **** storms abrewin....
    #173 - mcstorms
    Reply+2
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    This has been posted here three times bro however it is still epic
    #172 - ohmaigawdnowai
    Reply+2
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    another religion thread.....GREAT
    another religion thread.....GREAT
    #158 - fairlyscarysarie
    Reply+2
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    You tell her, Lacey.
    You tell her, Lacey.
    #94 - soonbedead
    Reply+2
    (10/15/2011)[-]
    Every book from the Bible she just talked about were made for Jews xD
    Every book from the Bible she just talked about were made for Jews xD
    #60 - Benjina
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    (10/15/2011)[-]
    Case and point for why I choose not to follow any religion. Sure, religion can be fantastic for a lot of people, but unfortunately it is so easily and frequently manipulated and horribly misinterpreted by people who use it as a medium to do terrible things, and justify it by citing a terribly misconstrued quote from the bible or by saying 'the lord told me to do it' or something similar.

    I think people need to take a step back, realize that religion is not intended as a tool to manipulate and control people, but rather something to give meaning, hope, or guideline for how to live a rewarding and prosperous life. Not EVERY word in the bible has to be taken literally, and such considerations must be made to realize that this was written for a different culture, at a different time, when there were different laws and rules and the people did things a lot differently. As a result, we have to view the bible and the messages and meanings it's try to convey carefully, and realize that it's not too unlikely that some points must be considered void and outdated. Sure, there is a lot of things that are still applicable, such as a majority of the ten commandments, however not all of them are.

    Oh and if you're going to take the bible COMPLETELY literally, take heed of the book of Deutronomy, and let anyone you know whose taken a good hit to the nuts that they are not welcome in the house of the lord.

    Deutronomy 23:1 - "No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the lord."

    Oh and while you're at it, let all your girlfriends know that if they are prone to getting involved in fights and playing dirty, to be cautious take heed of this warning;

    Deutronomy 25: 11-12 - "If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity"

    I could go on for years but there is a character limit.
    #64 to #60 - Benjina
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    (10/15/2011)[-]
    Oh also, if you have a wet dream, piss off!

    Deutronomy 23:10 - "If one of your men is unclean because of a nocturnal emission, he is to go outside the camp and stay there"
    #68 to #64 - Benjina
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    (10/15/2011)[-]
    This thread is now for posting ridiculous bible verses so that those who insist on following the bible word for word. Note that there is no religious hate going on here, we are to simply point out absurd verses that would make anyone who wants to follow it word for word look a little bit silly. GO FJ GO.
    #121 to #68 - SomeRandomPerson
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    (10/15/2011)[-]
    Enough said
    Enough said
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