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#16 - Greaney (08/30/2011) [-]
he sleeps in a pile of black hay...?
User avatar #29 to #16 - neoexdeath (08/30/2011) [-]
Action Hank's white half brother, age 14
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User avatar #7 - ohhhitsandrewww (08/30/2011) [-]
Ok, funny story. So I have this friend, his name is Matt but we all call him beaver. He woke up one morning not ready for school, so he decided to sleep in a little. Little did he know his mom was on the way up to pull him out of bed. And he wasn't exactly "sleeping in", he was jacking off. So beavers mom comes in the room and rips the covers off just to find him naked with his hand on his PENIS. She walked out of the room, and beaver didn't have to go to school that day.
#8 to #7 - androgyny (08/30/2011) [-]
Is there another story about you putting your dick inside beaver.....
Is there another story about you putting your dick inside beaver.....
User avatar #47 to #9 - deathzor (08/30/2011) [-]
O hai, you likey you some Nichijou?
#19 to #13 - tablespoons (08/30/2011) [-]
Somewhat fixed
Somewhat fixed
#14 to #13 - fattymcfatfat (08/30/2011) [-]
the picture changed right as i put my finger on the heart and scared the **** out of me
#5 - rvaugh (08/30/2011) [-]
same **** happened with my mom
User avatar #4 - badmonkey (08/30/2011) [-]
Amazing how true this is, I actually wrote a letter to my mom explaining how teenage boys get morning wood and would appreciate it if she weren't watching me get out of bed, and that worked for ******* 2 weeks
User avatar #10 to #4 - MakiChan (08/30/2011) [-]
im sure she knows about morning wood, its just uncomfortable when you see your son with it lol
User avatar #26 to #10 - badmonkey (08/30/2011) [-]
No she doesn't, trust me, her ignorance know no bounds
User avatar #27 to #26 - badmonkey (08/30/2011) [-]
User avatar #33 to #27 - MakiChan (08/30/2011) [-]
if shes been with a guy a whole night im sure she knows........just like im sure she knows you masturbate but since youre her little baby boy she just cant think of you doing it and dornt want to know you are or can etc......one of my guy friends mom is like that too, you would think shes an idot and nieve (sp) etc but sahe told me she knows she just rather not think about it and pretends it doesnt happen. hell even i knew what morning wood was in grade school and my mom knows about it too lol....
User avatar #172 to #33 - badmonkey (08/31/2011) [-]
Asian parents are just not like the typical white parents, and hell, the time she went to high school people haven't even gotten though the idea of sex ed. IF you're right and she knows about morning woods then WHY THE **** WOULD SHE JUST STAND THERE AND WATCH ME WHILE I AWKWARDLY WALK TO THE BATHROOM LIKE A CRIPPLE TRYING TO HIDE IT?
User avatar #173 to #172 - MakiChan (08/31/2011) [-]
lol sorry dude lol maybe she was in shock she saw something she wished she didnt then lol yeah didnt know you were asian i understand that now lol oh well.
User avatar #1 - doigboiger (08/29/2011) [-]
This happened to me once except I had morning wood.

#6 to #1 - AthenaG (08/30/2011) [-]
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#3 to #1 - wajaba (08/29/2011) [-]
more like mourning wood xD

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