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User avatar #128 to #126 - Jakeisanawesomeguy (08/14/2011) [-]
K thats a little ****** up lol.
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#196 - ahhhhzombies (08/14/2011) [-]
Once I was on a run, and I noticed a parked car ahead that was shaking violently. When I got up to it there were two gay men doing each other and I watched in horror.. just standing there in shock, and one of the men rolled down the window of the car and asked me if I'd like to join. FML
User avatar #189 - deathkilledme (08/14/2011) [-]
I was in fifth grade eating lunch with some friends, and a couple of them are sniffing crystal light, and one of them offers some to me, so i sniffed a little bit of it. I didn't like it that much so i went and grabbed napkin and blew it out. When i came back one of my other friends convices me that it was cocaine. At the time i had little knowledge of what that was, but i knew that it was a bad thing, so I start to panic. So then the rest start saying things like "you aren't gonna tell your mom, are you?" and "Do you feel anything?". So i start freaking the **** out and start crying because i was so worried about what i had just done. Eventually they told me it really wasn't and laughed at me for being so gullable. To this day my friend still tells this story to other people. FML
User avatar #182 - geethirtysix (08/14/2011) [-]
I was about to make a sexy time with my gf in the shower when she detached the shower head (it's the one on the little hose) and started spraying my PENIS...when I asked her what she was doing, she said "I'm watering it so it will grow!" FML
User avatar #161 - ossamabinladen (08/14/2011) [-]
context: My first name is actually Ossama. No joke. Dad's from the Middle East so yeahhh.
personal FML moment: On May 3rd, the day after bin Laden was killed, i walked into class and for some reason I felt really energetic. No one made any jokes about me being dead or nothing. So far so good. Then My teacher walked into class and said, "Hey Ossama, how you feeling?" I said that I was feeling better than normal. He replied, "Wow, that's amazing!". I asked why it was amazing. He then said, "Because the United States government says you're supposed to be dead!". FML
#148 - durkadurp (08/14/2011) [-]
The one with the baby daddy is a pretty old joke. Ya Done Gooped.
User avatar #149 to #148 - Jakeisanawesomeguy (08/14/2011) [-]
Damn im gonna be up all night tryin to get that comic
User avatar #154 to #149 - hardhitter (08/14/2011) [-]
you know how women always say there fat, and youre supposed to say "no ur not youre pretty". thats the joke.
User avatar #155 to #154 - Jakeisanawesomeguy (08/14/2011) [-]
oh. Well that crossed my mind but I didn't think that was the joke tho...
User avatar #156 to #155 - hardhitter (08/14/2011) [-]
no... no... its the joke, you dont even need to think about it anymore. accully you dont even need to be here.
#127 - nowayimgonasayyes (08/14/2011) [-]
My parents don't want me to date while in college, I have a en-suite dorm room, with a queen size bed - my mother wants to stay with me while i get settled, a couple of weeks, and sleep in my bed....FML
#135 to #134 - nowayimgonasayyes (08/14/2011) [-]
FML... obviously
#136 to #135 - bdarr (08/14/2011) [-]
my gf haz a similar difficulty with over-conllorting parents. By all means be respectful, but tell em to back off your 			****		. This spawns from parent/child trust issues, and in MOST cases I've stumbled upon, the parents don't want to acknowledge their child is grow because admitting so is admitting they themselves are old.
my gf haz a similar difficulty with over-conllorting parents. By all means be respectful, but tell em to back off your **** . This spawns from parent/child trust issues, and in MOST cases I've stumbled upon, the parents don't want to acknowledge their child is grow because admitting so is admitting they themselves are old.
#138 to #136 - nowayimgonasayyes (08/14/2011) [-]
Actually, in my case, my parents behave like children and it makes them feel better about themselves when they feel like i need them... so i let them do what they want, and they are happy... and i don't mind it really... i have to let them go sooner or later.
#82 - gerdinn (08/13/2011) [-]
Today, after a year together, my girlfriend admitted to me that in bed I had as much an effect on him as a crossword puzzle. FML
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User avatar #153 - californiachik (08/14/2011) [-]
Today, i took a jog like i do every morning. I was going around the lake when i slipped in bird poop. As if it wasn't bad enough to ruin my somewhat new shoes, my butt landed on the grass in DOG poop! adding insult to injury, right as all of this happened, 3 of the hottest guys from my school walked by and laughed. FML
#142 - SuperGrilledCheese (08/14/2011) [-]
I feel raped by the amount of memes that were just forced upon me.
User avatar #123 - localafrican (08/14/2011) [-]
Today i got a topless picture from my girlfriend and decided to set it as her contact i.d. Well later my mom asked to use my phone and i being in a rush gave it to her and went back to what i was doing. Minutes later I hear screaming and my mom shows me my girlfriends tits all over my screen FML
User avatar #78 - nellzie (08/13/2011) [-]
My friend and I were at a park walking on the sidewalk when all of the sudden she decided to run, I yelled at her "But I don't want to run!" and she was like "Come on, be thankful God gave you working legs!" at the EXACT moment she said that she ran past a guy in a wheelchair and he gave us a nasty look. FML.
#53 - sixsixsixseven (08/13/2011) [-]
I was babysitting overnight for my neighbours, and at around one or two in the morning, their huge-ass dog decides that that would be the opportune time to get up on the couch beside me and hump my arm into oblivion. The dog weighs more than I do, so it was pretty much impossible to get him off. FML



Pic related, it's the kind of dog they have.
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#1 - geekskillz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3 to #1 - Jakeisanawesomeguy (08/13/2011) [-]
Thank you sir!
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User avatar #4 to #2 - ThePwncilSharpener (08/13/2011) [-]
12th? close enough?
NO.
#174 - moshpit (08/14/2011) [-]
Today the apartment building complex near my house set on fire from a deck fire. As me and my friend paced away, he started singing "Burn This City," (this fire is outta control, its gonna burn this city, burn this city...). Everyone saw. fml.
User avatar #86 - DrBobsPatient (08/13/2011) [-]
all jokes i've heard before put into comic form... i don't know if that's worth a thumb or not... where's a neutral thumb button...
#88 to #86 - Jakeisanawesomeguy (08/13/2011) [-]
Here ya go friend! =D
User avatar #92 to #88 - DrBobsPatient (08/13/2011) [-]
*click*
User avatar #52 to #51 - Jakeisanawesomeguy (08/13/2011) [-]
But... its not funny...
#55 to #52 - relentlessrejectt (08/13/2011) [-]
but it's nostalgic that's why it got so many green thumbs and that's why it deserves even more
User avatar #59 to #55 - Jakeisanawesomeguy (08/13/2011) [-]
But... ITS NOT FUNNY...
#64 to #59 - relentlessrejectt (08/13/2011) [-]
but again, it's nostalgia, then why you think it got so many thumbs?, clearly the majority thinks that nostalgia is funny or at least deserves more thumbs
#65 to #64 - Jakeisanawesomeguy (08/13/2011) [-]
Then post it on a different website not FUNNYJUNK.  			******		 thumb whore.
Then post it on a different website not FUNNYJUNK. ****** thumb whore.
#72 to #65 - relentlessrejectt (08/13/2011) [-]
nope, the people who thumbed up disagrees with you, and clearly it's the majority, therefore i win
#74 to #72 - Jakeisanawesomeguy (08/13/2011) [-]
Its not funny, their thumbing because they like the movie. And something in the back of their mind is telling them that if they don't thumb, then they don't like the movie. Your obviously a thumb whoring llort and don't deserve my time.
User avatar #62 to #55 - Jakeisanawesomeguy (08/13/2011) [-]
And this is FUNNYJUNK. Go to some other siite where people appriciate gay ass **** like your comment. It took me from 9 PM to 2 AM to make this. You just copied a picture of an old movie and posted it. Hence, NOT FUNNY.
User avatar #63 to #62 - Jakeisanawesomeguy (08/13/2011) [-]
Content not comment*
User avatar #54 to #51 - sniperownsuhard (08/13/2011) [-]
im going to thumb all your content right now.... down.
**** off spamming idiot.
#56 to #54 - relentlessrejectt (08/13/2011) [-]
you are faggot, you can't do that

funnyjunk.com/user/relentlessreject
User avatar #58 to #56 - sniperownsuhard (08/13/2011) [-]
i know, because your a faggot hiding under privacy settings, HOWEVER since your such a dumb **** , you leave "hey look at my content!" links, so you so far have gotten 3 content and over 20 comment red thumbs from me. and within 100 more you will be automaticly BANNED
User avatar #66 to #58 - Jakeisanawesomeguy (08/13/2011) [-]
Wait he can get banned for it? I am so doing the same.
User avatar #68 to #66 - sniperownsuhard (08/13/2011) [-]
yup after - 200 thumbs i think its an auto-ban. not sure if this fag is just a tr011 or IS the poster of that poster, but the 2 names are different -_-
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User avatar #70 to #69 - sniperownsuhard (08/13/2011) [-]
i think so. as long as the total between them is -200, click on this guys comment profile, and it says
"sort of unliked by FJ" or somthing similer, go to the poster of that link he is spamming and he is a level 10
#75 to #70 - Jakeisanawesomeguy (08/13/2011) [-]
Alright, thanks bro!
Alright, thanks bro!
#102 to #75 - sniperownsuhard (08/14/2011) [-]
lol, SO CLOSE to getting level 4! like 20 thumbs lol.
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