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#646 - redrumbitch
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(08/01/2011) [-]
**redrumbitch rolls 46**
#648 to #646 - flexib
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#629 - streetsmartpanda
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(08/01/2011) [-]
I breathed out anyway
#599 - Masteraar
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(08/01/2011) [-]
And then I woke up several hours later.
#584 - BOOOGAH **User deleted account**
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#590 to #584 - stocxt
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(08/01/2011) [-]
I can't stop staring at it...

what is this from?
#593 to #590 - BOOOGAH **User deleted account**
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#602 to #590 - Masteraar
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(08/01/2011) [-]
From an anime named *********** Baby.
#604 to #602 - stocxt
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(08/01/2011) [-]
shojo, ey?

Whatever, might as well.
#606 to #604 - Masteraar
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#197 - Jameshaich
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(07/31/2011) [-]
Yeah, I had a fear of the dark when I was younger, so whenever I got scared I went through into my parents room (I was about 5/6) and slept in their bed.  
Problem OP?
Yeah, I had a fear of the dark when I was younger, so whenever I got scared I went through into my parents room (I was about 5/6) and slept in their bed.
Problem OP?

#183 - durkadurka
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(07/31/2011) [-]
must...not...pass...out...................
#666 - badboywantsu [OP]
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(08/03/2011) [-]
666th comment is mine mwahahahaha
#572 - Slinkie
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(08/01/2011) [-]
How I become happy:  
1. Take a deep breath  
2. Think happy thoughts  
3. Masterbate
How I become happy:
1. Take a deep breath
2. Think happy thoughts
3. Masterbate
#557 - thegamereaper
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(08/01/2011) [-]
<--- My Face Up Until I Read The Last Line
<--- My Face Up Until I Read The Last Line
#494 - bluban
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(08/01/2011) [-]
ive slept on the same bed as my mom when i was a kid
#447 - trollingfaggot
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(08/01/2011) [-]
The whole of funnyjunk has slept with my mum



And they all just ******* watched
#392 - MikedelScorcho
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(08/01/2011) [-]
I am typing this comment as I hold my breath for the rest of my life, which will probably be for only another minute or so, and all this thinking is making my brain use up mor oxygrn whivh is shoetening my lifr spen
#403 to #392 - meglikescookies
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(08/01/2011) [-]
If your holding your breath, you will pass out, and then begin to breath.
#348 - SatansPlunger
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(08/01/2011) [-]
Easy. I beat your test.

1) Crouch down

2) Breath in and out hard for 30 secs (all the way out all the way in)

3) Stand up quickly, with a deep breath, blow into your thumb without letting any air escape.

#365 to #348 - Hamboyten **User deleted account**
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#366 to #365 - SatansPlunger
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(08/01/2011) [-]
Try step 2 for a longer amount of time
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#351 to #348 - skippie
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(08/01/2011) [-]
**** dude, I passed out for like 5 minutes and fell on the floor and busted my head on the corner of my desk. Am trying it again now, cause that was ******* awesome
#354 to #351 - SatansPlunger
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(08/01/2011) [-]
I know, stand behind your bed. I did it in the shower and almost broke the glass door with my fall. Have fun :D
#357 to #354 - skippie
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(08/01/2011) [-]
Why does this work?!?!?
#358 to #357 - SatansPlunger
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(08/01/2011) [-]
Science or some ****.
#370 to #357 - RainbowFright
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(08/01/2011) [-]
Your brain isn't getting oxygen That's why that happens.
#620 - spilledMILK
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#326 - sportstarapter
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#272 - negativeone
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(08/01/2011) [-]
I've slept with my mom many times, her bed was the ultimate defense against monsters.
#287 to #272 - anon
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(08/01/2011) [-]
That and her vag, you SICK, SICK man.
#292 to #287 - negativeone
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(08/01/2011) [-]
Leave it to anonymous to give you the worst visions ever.
#262 - darkelephant
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(08/01/2011) [-]
well when i was younger i slept with her if i had a nightmare
#60 - BoxOfAwesome
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(07/31/2011) [-]
burped out
#455 - fatony
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(08/01/2011) [-]
-.-
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#469 to #455 - anon
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(08/01/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 945,868,921** i lol'd so hard is that on youtube also if yes then whats name of vid?
#470 to #469 - fatony
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(08/01/2011) [-]
dunno but the only reason i posted it wsa because it was funny
dunno but the only reason i posted it wsa because it was funny