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User avatar #603 - Vibrator (08/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)
What happens when people open this picture:
1. They scroll through all the steps
2. They laugh because of the joke
3. They thumb up because they think a lot of people actuall fell for it and they are more intelligent for reading it all beforehand :)
#608 to #603 - Masteraar (08/01/2011) [-]
Quite frankly, I read it each step at a time.
In which I, as stated in an earlier comment, passed out and woke up several hours later.
User avatar #591 - vxonethousand (08/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)
breath out if you havent either
#460 - okilian (08/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Nice trick.
#646 - redrumbitch (08/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**redrumbitch rolls 46**
#629 - streetsmartpanda (08/01/2011) [-]
I breathed out anyway
#599 - Masteraar (08/01/2011) [-]
And then I woke up several hours later.
+10
#584 - BOOOGAH **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#197 - Jameshaich (07/31/2011) [-]
Yeah, I had a fear of the dark when I was younger, so whenever I got scared I went through into my parents room (I was about 5/6) and slept in their bed.  
Problem OP?
Yeah, I had a fear of the dark when I was younger, so whenever I got scared I went through into my parents room (I was about 5/6) and slept in their bed.
Problem OP?

User avatar #183 - durkadurka (07/31/2011) [-]
must...not...pass...out...................
#167 - anonymous (07/31/2011) [-]
my brother didn't breathe out when he read this...
User avatar #666 - badboywantsu (08/03/2011) [-]
666th comment is mine mwahahahaha
#572 - Slinkie (08/01/2011) [-]
How I become happy:  
1. Take a deep breath  
2. Think happy thoughts  
3. Masterbate
How I become happy:
1. Take a deep breath
2. Think happy thoughts
3. Masterbate
#557 - thegamereaper (08/01/2011) [-]
<--- My Face Up Until I Read The Last Line
<--- My Face Up Until I Read The Last Line
#494 - bluban (08/01/2011) [-]
ive slept on the same bed as my mom when i was a kid
#447 - trollingfaggot (08/01/2011) [-]
The whole of funnyjunk has slept with my mum



And they all just ******* watched
User avatar #392 - MikedelScorcho ONLINE (08/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I am typing this comment as I hold my breath for the rest of my life, which will probably be for only another minute or so, and all this thinking is making my brain use up mor oxygrn whivh is shoetening my lifr spen
User avatar #348 - SatansPlunger (08/01/2011) [+] (8 replies)
Easy. I beat your test.

1) Crouch down

2) Breath in and out hard for 30 secs (all the way out all the way in)

3) Stand up quickly, with a deep breath, blow into your thumb without letting any air escape.

User avatar #272 - negativeone ONLINE (08/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I've slept with my mom many times, her bed was the ultimate defense against monsters.
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