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#557 - thegamereaper
Reply +9
(08/01/2011) [-]
<--- My Face Up Until I Read The Last Line
<--- My Face Up Until I Read The Last Line
#553 - coconutvengence
Reply -3
(08/01/2011) [-]
**coconutvengence rolls 80** **** you asshole, i'm gonna passout!
dubs and i didn't sleep with my mom and still let out my bref.
#552 - commanderrevan **User deleted account**
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#541 - mmmfriedchicken
Reply +6
(08/01/2011) [-]
Hahaha used this on my friend and he spit water all over the room
#534 - hudat
Reply +16
(08/01/2011) [-]
**** you, ima hold my breath forever
<--what i look like right now
#546 to #534 - ahmer
Reply +4
(08/01/2011) [-]
i love it when the actual content is not even remotely funny, but then the comments make up for it
#527 - repostsforages
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
Is FJ really going to ****?!?! I've read 6 posts on the front page, and i have not found one not slightly funny except the body parts one.

Seriously, FJ.
Stop thumbing up **** posts about cutesy ****, "my pet died", "or thumbs up if" posts. And especially unfunny content just because they're popular. *cough* J00B *cough*
I swear this place is going to **** when i only laugh at 1 pic on the frontpage...
#551 to #527 - MRwaffle **User deleted account**
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#523 - pokemonace
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
**pokemonace rolls 8**
#521 - mrsmily
Reply +4
(08/01/2011) [-]
i did not even do the first 2 steps so hahaha
i did not even do the first 2 steps so hahaha
#532 to #521 - FlawlessxLawless
Reply +1
(08/01/2011) [-]
you ded?
you ded?
#536 to #532 - mrsmily
Reply +1
(08/01/2011) [-]
yep i wasw like this is to good to be true so take that  badboywantsu
yep i wasw like this is to good to be true so take that badboywantsu
#520 - pokemonace
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#519 - jacupuh
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#517 - pokemonace
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#515 - teast
Reply -11
(08/01/2011) [-]
okay, so i post this thing and i try not to brake the view but this cat keeps hitting it
abd scratching it and i was trying to get mein führer and front page before the guy got sick.
then i had to drop my job to thumb to front page with the roody poo andit just DONT work when it happen
in wallmart when i tried calling the sun was hot.
#514 - pokemonace
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#513 - anon
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
oh **** flksdajfsdkfjaskjgkaslllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllflllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
#507 - roodypoott
Reply -7
(08/01/2011) [-]
okay, so i post this thing and i try not to brake the view but this cat keeps hitting it
abd scratching it and i was trying to get mein führer and front page before the guy got sick.
then i had to drop my job to thumb to front page with the roody poo andit just DONT work when it happen
in wallmart when i tried calling the sun was hot.
#504 - shaqmcmuffin
Reply +2
(08/01/2011) [-]
Roll your zombie weapon.
#658 to #504 - ahmer
Reply +1
(08/02/2011) [-]
**ahmer rolls 4** if 4 then i can take on the whole apocalypse myself
#661 to #658 - shaqmcmuffin
Reply +1
(08/02/2011) [-]
Holy **** it worked
#660 to #658 - shaqmcmuffin
Reply +1
(08/02/2011) [-]
**shaqmcmuffin rolls 0**


With the help of my dildo. WE WILL BE INVINCIBLE
#662 to #660 - ahmer
Reply +1
(08/02/2011) [-]
im gonna screencap this and save it for future reference :D
#665 to #662 - shaqmcmuffin
Reply +1
(08/02/2011) [-]
TO THA FRONTPAGE!!  
  
gif somewhat related
TO THA FRONTPAGE!!

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#574 to #504 - crazyegyptianz
Reply +2
(08/01/2011) [-]
**crazyegyptianz rolls 0**
#577 to #574 - crazyegyptianz
Reply +3
(08/01/2011) [-]
Well. ****.
#570 to #504 - mrstalin
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
**mrstalin rolls 2**
#568 to #504 - zcharles
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
**zcharles rolls 3** oh god
#566 to #504 - zeldapronmaster
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
**zeldapronmaster rolls 1**
#563 to #504 - tmfield **User deleted account**
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#569 to #563 - tmfield **User deleted account**
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#559 to #504 - Anesia
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
**Anesia rolls 8**
#556 to #504 - mrjacksparrow
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
**mrjacksparrow rolls 2**
#554 to #504 - supahsayin
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
**supahsayin rolls 541**
First digit is my weapon
Second digit how many people join me
Last digit is how many years the zombies last
#550 to #504 - CurlyTop
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
**CurlyTop rolls 1**
#548 to #504 - anon
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
how do you roll?
#555 to #548 - MRwaffle **User deleted account**
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#542 to #504 - GOTTACATCHEMALL
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
**GOTTACATCHEMALL rolls 6**
#547 to #542 - GOTTACATCHEMALL
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
I shall portal them to the moon!
#540 to #504 - noll ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
* roll 1*
#544 to #540 - noll ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
**noll rolls 1** there we go
#538 to #504 - nathanbiggs
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
**nathanbiggs rolls 2**
#545 to #538 - nathanbiggs
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
**** yea an energy sword  
Pic is unrelated
**** yea an energy sword
Pic is unrelated
#535 to #504 - hudat
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
**hudat rolls 8**
#533 to #504 - MusicalRade
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
*roll1* Light saber.
#537 to #533 - MusicalRade
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
**MusicalRade rolls 5** fail
#530 to #504 - splatterfest
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
**splatterfest rolls 7**
#528 to #504 - legendsrevenge
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
**legendsrevenge rolls 1**
#525 to #504 - pokemonace
Reply +1
(08/01/2011) [-]
**pokemonace rolls 4**
#524 to #504 - RIZZING
Reply +1
(08/01/2011) [-]
**RIZZING rolls 6** Come on energy sowed
#516 to #504 - TotalMindFuck
Reply +1
(08/01/2011) [-]
*************** rolls 9** dammit portal gun is useless i want that didlo
#511 to #504 - TotalMindFuck
Reply +2
(08/01/2011) [-]
*************** rolls 6** cmon dildo
#510 to #504 - modelozx
Reply +1
(08/01/2011) [-]
**modelozx rolls 5**
#558 to #510 - modelozx
Reply +1
(08/01/2011) [-]
Apparently I'm Cloud now. That's cool.
Apparently I'm Cloud now. That's cool.
#509 to #504 - ubercripple
Reply +2
(08/01/2011) [-]
**ubercripple rolls 7**
#506 to #504 - enclavesoldier
Reply +1
(08/01/2011) [-]
**enclavesoldier rolls 8**
#512 to #506 - enclavesoldier
Reply +1
(08/01/2011) [-]
damn, I was going for 3 or 5... or 0
#503 - splatterfest
Reply +2
(08/01/2011) [-]
Did you know its physically impossible to suffocate yourself by holding your breath.
#505 to #503 - shadowsynergy
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
Not true, it's been recorded...
#518 to #505 - splatterfest
Reply +2
(08/01/2011) [-]
Pics or it didnt happen, there is no way to hold your breath until death since you pass out due to lack of oxygen, if your passed out I'm pretty sure you can't hold your breath.
#522 to #518 - shadowsynergy
Reply +1
(08/01/2011) [-]
There are people who will hold out on passing out long enough to damage your brain enough to kill you, it's all about will...
#526 to #522 - splatterfest
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
Oh, I see what you mean I suppose it is possible just hard to do.
#529 to #526 - shadowsynergy
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
Yeah it requires training and will on levels i sure as hell couldn't pull...
#539 to #529 - splatterfest
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
Its funny to think people would put that much effort into suicide. :P
#543 to #539 - shadowsynergy
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
I would but i just don't wanna die any more...
#549 to #543 - splatterfest
Reply +2
(08/01/2011) [-]
Alrighty then.
Alrighty then.
#561 to #549 - mrjacksparrow
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
Arghh.. you can't die from holding your breath it is impossible, once you get to the stage of passing out your body will breathe, unless you can control your body when asleep it won't work. To die from holding your breath is almost like trying to stop your heart beating so you die.
#582 to #561 - Her
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
I've heard some people can control their heartbeat, but yeah bothyour heartbeat and breathing are involuntary actions done by your body to survive. If you don't do it manually, your body does it for you.
I've heard some people can control their heartbeat, but yeah bothyour heartbeat and breathing are involuntary actions done by your body to survive. If you don't do it manually, your body does it for you.
#571 to #561 - splatterfest
Reply 0
(08/01/2011) [-]
I was tricked!!
#501 - obiwannaboneme
Reply +4
(08/01/2011) [-]
I got this ****!
#499 - FacePubes
Reply +1
(08/01/2011) [-]
Still Holding, oh **** my che- HHHNNNNNGGGG