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#557 - thegamereaper (08/01/2011) [-]
<--- My Face Up Until I Read The Last Line
<--- My Face Up Until I Read The Last Line
#553 - coconutvengence (08/01/2011) [-]
**coconutvengence rolls 80** **** you asshole, i'm gonna passout!
dubs and i didn't sleep with my mom and still let out my bref.
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#552 - commanderrevan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#541 - mmmfriedchicken (08/01/2011) [-]
Hahaha used this on my friend and he spit water all over the room
#534 - hudat (08/01/2011) [-]
**** you, ima hold my breath forever
<--what i look like right now
User avatar #546 to #534 - ahmer (08/01/2011) [-]
i love it when the actual content is not even remotely funny, but then the comments make up for it
#527 - repostsforages (08/01/2011) [-]
Is FJ really going to **** ?!?! I've read 6 posts on the front page, and i have not found one not slightly funny except the body parts one.

Seriously, FJ.
Stop thumbing up **** posts about cutesy **** , "my pet died", "or thumbs up if" posts. And especially unfunny content just because they're popular. *cough* J00B *cough*
I swear this place is going to **** when i only laugh at 1 pic on the frontpage...
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#551 to #527 - MRwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #523 - pokemonace (08/01/2011) [-]
**pokemonace rolls 8**
#521 - mrsmily (08/01/2011) [-]
i did not even do the first 2 steps so hahaha
i did not even do the first 2 steps so hahaha
#532 to #521 - FlawlessxLawless (08/01/2011) [-]
you ded?
you ded?
#536 to #532 - mrsmily (08/01/2011) [-]
yep i wasw like this is to good to be true so take that  badboywantsu
yep i wasw like this is to good to be true so take that badboywantsu
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#515 - teast (08/01/2011) [-]
okay, so i post this thing and i try not to brake the view but this cat keeps hitting it
abd scratching it and i was trying to get mein führer and front page before the guy got sick.
then i had to drop my job to thumb to front page with the roody poo andit just DONT work when it happen
in wallmart when i tried calling the sun was hot.
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#513 - anonymous (08/01/2011) [-]
oh **** flksdajfsdkfjaskjgkaslllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllflllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
#507 - roodypoott (08/01/2011) [-]
okay, so i post this thing and i try not to brake the view but this cat keeps hitting it
abd scratching it and i was trying to get mein führer and front page before the guy got sick.
then i had to drop my job to thumb to front page with the roody poo andit just DONT work when it happen
in wallmart when i tried calling the sun was hot.
#504 - shaqmcmuffin (08/01/2011) [-]
Roll your zombie weapon.
User avatar #658 to #504 - ahmer (08/02/2011) [-]
**ahmer rolls 4** if 4 then i can take on the whole apocalypse myself
#660 to #658 - shaqmcmuffin (08/02/2011) [-]
**shaqmcmuffin rolls 0**


With the help of my dildo. WE WILL BE INVINCIBLE
User avatar #662 to #660 - ahmer (08/02/2011) [-]
im gonna screencap this and save it for future reference :D
#665 to #662 - shaqmcmuffin (08/02/2011) [-]
TO THA FRONTPAGE!!  
  
gif somewhat related
TO THA FRONTPAGE!!

gif somewhat related
#574 to #504 - crazyegyptianz (08/01/2011) [-]
**crazyegyptianz rolls 0**
User avatar #570 to #504 - mrstalin (08/01/2011) [-]
**mrstalin rolls 2**
User avatar #568 to #504 - zcharles (08/01/2011) [-]
**zcharles rolls 3** oh god
User avatar #566 to #504 - zeldapronmaster (08/01/2011) [-]
**zeldapronmaster rolls 1**
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#563 to #504 - tmfield **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+1
#569 to #563 - tmfield **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#559 to #504 - Anesia (08/01/2011) [-]
**Anesia rolls 8**
#556 to #504 - mrjacksparrow (08/01/2011) [-]
**mrjacksparrow rolls 2**
User avatar #554 to #504 - supahsayin (08/01/2011) [-]
**supahsayin rolls 541**
First digit is my weapon
Second digit how many people join me
Last digit is how many years the zombies last
User avatar #550 to #504 - CurlyTop (08/01/2011) [-]
**CurlyTop rolls 1**
#548 to #504 - anonymous (08/01/2011) [-]
how do you roll?
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#555 to #548 - MRwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #542 to #504 - GOTTACATCHEMALL (08/01/2011) [-]
**GOTTACATCHEMALL rolls 6**
User avatar #547 to #542 - GOTTACATCHEMALL (08/01/2011) [-]
I shall portal them to the moon!
User avatar #540 to #504 - noll (08/01/2011) [-]
* roll 1*
User avatar #544 to #540 - noll (08/01/2011) [-]
**noll rolls 1** there we go
User avatar #538 to #504 - nathanbiggs (08/01/2011) [-]
**nathanbiggs rolls 2**
#545 to #538 - nathanbiggs (08/01/2011) [-]
****					 yea an energy sword  
Pic is unrelated
**** yea an energy sword
Pic is unrelated
User avatar #535 to #504 - hudat (08/01/2011) [-]
**hudat rolls 8**
#533 to #504 - MusicalRade (08/01/2011) [-]
*roll1* Light saber.
#537 to #533 - MusicalRade (08/01/2011) [-]
**MusicalRade rolls 5** fail
User avatar #530 to #504 - splatterfest (08/01/2011) [-]
**splatterfest rolls 7**
User avatar #528 to #504 - legendsrevenge (08/01/2011) [-]
**legendsrevenge rolls 1**
User avatar #525 to #504 - pokemonace (08/01/2011) [-]
**pokemonace rolls 4**
User avatar #524 to #504 - RIZZING (08/01/2011) [-]
**RIZZING rolls 6** Come on energy sowed
User avatar #516 to #504 - TotalMindFuck (08/01/2011) [-]
** ************* rolls 9** dammit portal gun is useless i want that didlo
User avatar #511 to #504 - TotalMindFuck (08/01/2011) [-]
** ************* rolls 6** cmon dildo
User avatar #510 to #504 - modelozx (08/01/2011) [-]
**modelozx rolls 5**
#558 to #510 - modelozx (08/01/2011) [-]
Apparently I'm Cloud now. That's cool.
Apparently I'm Cloud now. That's cool.
User avatar #509 to #504 - ubercripple (08/01/2011) [-]
**ubercripple rolls 7**
User avatar #506 to #504 - enclavesoldier (08/01/2011) [-]
**enclavesoldier rolls 8**
User avatar #512 to #506 - enclavesoldier (08/01/2011) [-]
damn, I was going for 3 or 5... or 0
#503 - splatterfest (08/01/2011) [-]
Did you know its physically impossible to suffocate yourself by holding your breath.
User avatar #505 to #503 - shadowsynergy (08/01/2011) [-]
Not true, it's been recorded...
User avatar #518 to #505 - splatterfest (08/01/2011) [-]
Pics or it didnt happen, there is no way to hold your breath until death since you pass out due to lack of oxygen, if your passed out I'm pretty sure you can't hold your breath.
User avatar #522 to #518 - shadowsynergy (08/01/2011) [-]
There are people who will hold out on passing out long enough to damage your brain enough to kill you, it's all about will...
User avatar #526 to #522 - splatterfest (08/01/2011) [-]
Oh, I see what you mean I suppose it is possible just hard to do.
User avatar #529 to #526 - shadowsynergy (08/01/2011) [-]
Yeah it requires training and will on levels i sure as hell couldn't pull...
User avatar #539 to #529 - splatterfest (08/01/2011) [-]
Its funny to think people would put that much effort into suicide. :P
User avatar #543 to #539 - shadowsynergy (08/01/2011) [-]
I would but i just don't wanna die any more...
#549 to #543 - splatterfest (08/01/2011) [-]
Alrighty then.
Alrighty then.
#561 to #549 - mrjacksparrow (08/01/2011) [-]
Arghh.. you can't die from holding your breath it is impossible, once you get to the stage of passing out your body will breathe, unless you can control your body when asleep it won't work. To die from holding your breath is almost like trying to stop your heart beating so you die.
#582 to #561 - Her ONLINE (08/01/2011) [-]
I've heard some people can control their heartbeat, but yeah bothyour heartbeat and breathing are involuntary actions done by your body to survive. If you don't do it manually, your body does it for you.
I've heard some people can control their heartbeat, but yeah bothyour heartbeat and breathing are involuntary actions done by your body to survive. If you don't do it manually, your body does it for you.
#571 to #561 - splatterfest (08/01/2011) [-]
I was tricked!!
#501 - obiwannaboneme (08/01/2011) [-]
I got this **** !
#499 - FacePubes (08/01/2011) [-]
Still Holding, oh **** my che- HHHNNNNNGGGG
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