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#1023 - anon
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(07/25/2011) [-]
How can Evolution be taught as a fact if it is not entirely proven, therefore German students are screwed over if it one day (unlikley) the theory demises... ya'll dun goof'd?
#1119 to #1023 - roaringhorsy **User deleted account**
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(07/25/2011) [-]
I'm guessing your a Christian, believe in God? You were taught that God and everything he did was real, right? The Germans are being taught that Evolution was real. (Which I think is fantastic) People who believe in God will be screwed over in one day the theory demises. 'Ya dun goof'd Anon.
#1038 to #1023 - redandwhitenorth **User deleted account**
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#901 - Cbatower
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(07/25/2011) [-]
Are you implying that Austria should pay for what Germany did during WW2?
#932 to #901 - zacheryd
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(07/25/2011) [-]
I think that he is just trying to lay to rest everyone thinking that Hitler was German. Where as he was in fact Austrian. It would be silly for Austria to pay for what Nazi Germany did in the years leading up to WW2, and WW2 itself.
#933 to #901 - thedevilchicken
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(07/25/2011) [-]
The point is that you can't look down on Germany for breeding this huge "anti-christ" power. That it's less of a national attribution, and should be more of an individual one. But they are still paying their dues for what they did collectively.
#603 - oneofthembrians
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(07/25/2011) [-]
i wanna know something, why are germans so un funny?
#610 to #603 - scorcho
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(07/25/2011) [-]
different countries different humor. but yes, we kinda have a stiff upper lip in most cases...
#605 to #603 - thehans
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(07/25/2011) [-]
HOW CAN YOU SAY ZEES?!
#597 - kingmarston
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(07/25/2011) [-]
#468 - sketchulator
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(07/25/2011) [-]
DAS SPIEL !
#1355 - buddahman
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(07/26/2011) [-]
I heard that many Germans like heavy metal/death metal music. Is that true?
#1311 - Brodyjguy
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(07/25/2011) [-]
**Brodyjguy rolls 69**
#1312 to #1311 - Brodyjguy
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(07/25/2011) [-]
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#969 - aysitlo
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(07/25/2011) [-]
"In school you learn evolution as a fact, not as a theory."

I'm ******* moving to germany.
#894 - BrotherDeath
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(07/25/2011) [-]
facts about Britain:

> We don't all have bad teeth
> We aren't all either upper-class or cockney
> We don't all like tea
#919 to #894 - lolocaustic
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(07/25/2011) [-]
Wait what

You're ******* kidding me
#903 to #894 - genericaccount
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(07/25/2011) [-]
Don't forget:

Britain is not just England, Scotland Northern Ireland and Wales are part of the UK
#938 to #894 - ultrarobbie
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(07/25/2011) [-]
But Tea and Crumpets are one of the best things ever, and this is coming from a fell Brit.

Just sayin'.
#1201 to #938 - BrotherDeath
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(07/25/2011) [-]
crumpets I do like, but not tea
#1205 to #1201 - ultrarobbie
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(07/25/2011) [-]
Not... Tea? Not... Not... Tea? I'm sorry, this does not form a valid sentence.
#1212 to #1205 - BrotherDeath
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(07/25/2011) [-]
probably just didn't have enough sugar or summin ^^
#1216 to #1212 - ultrarobbie
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(07/25/2011) [-]
I'm just joking :p
#902 to #894 - pizzapastasaurous
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(07/25/2011) [-]
You forgot we don't all like crumpets.

-Have **** governments.
-Britain is England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales (and all islands belonging to them)
#921 to #902 - anon
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(07/25/2011) [-]
its only Northern Ireland, the ROI don't like it when you generalise and say Ireland is part of the UK
#881 - cdarulez
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(07/25/2011) [-]
I did want to know, does Germany ever get any WWII video games..?
#898 to #881 - anon
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(07/25/2011) [-]
medal of honour...but you can only play the americans =(
#899 to #881 - mosa
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(07/25/2011) [-]
It's not like they are banned or something but noone here makes them
#599 - rjgnal
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(07/25/2011) [-]
Im from romania and... YOU HAVE HIGHWAYS? :O where can i buy a german membership card?
Im from romania and... YOU HAVE HIGHWAYS? :O where can i buy a german membership card?
#565 - VegetarianCat
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(07/25/2011) [-]
#186 - altairibnlaahad
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(07/25/2011) [-]
$8.15 A GALLON?!?!
#527 to #186 - anon
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(07/25/2011) [-]
ha! In Norway we pay 'bout 1,8€ per liter...
#529 to #527 - anon
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(07/25/2011) [-]
About 9,80 per gallon :D
#307 to #186 - Fiffinono
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(07/25/2011) [-]
Welcome to Germany! I paid 1,55€ today for one Liter! :D
#1327 - jasona **User deleted account**
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#1192 - HorriblyCrazy
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(07/25/2011) [-]
In Canada, women can walk around topless as said by others, but we also legalized gay marriage in British Columbia in 2003, and everywhere else in Canada in 2005.  
Basketball was created in Canada.  
Oh, and we're ******* awesome.  
:3
In Canada, women can walk around topless as said by others, but we also legalized gay marriage in British Columbia in 2003, and everywhere else in Canada in 2005.
Basketball was created in Canada.
Oh, and we're ******* awesome.
:3
#1213 to #1192 - anon
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(07/25/2011) [-]
basketball was invented in Massachusetts, and last time I checked that was America...
#1228 to #1213 - HorriblyCrazy
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(07/25/2011) [-]
"James Naismith was the Canadian physical education instructor who invented basketball in 1891. James Naismith was born in Almonte, Ontario and educated at McGill University and Presbyterian Cllege in Montreal. He was the physical education teacher at McGill University (1887 to 1890) and at Springfield College in Springfield, Massachusetts (1890 to 1895). At Springfield College (which was then the Y.M.C.A. training school), James Naismith, under the direction of American phys-ed specialist Luther Halsey Gulick, invented the indoor sport of basketball."  
  
Silly Anon.
"James Naismith was the Canadian physical education instructor who invented basketball in 1891. James Naismith was born in Almonte, Ontario and educated at McGill University and Presbyterian Cllege in Montreal. He was the physical education teacher at McGill University (1887 to 1890) and at Springfield College in Springfield, Massachusetts (1890 to 1895). At Springfield College (which was then the Y.M.C.A. training school), James Naismith, under the direction of American phys-ed specialist Luther Halsey Gulick, invented the indoor sport of basketball."

Silly Anon.
#1246 to #1228 - Jewssassin
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(07/25/2011) [-]
From what you just told me, it was invited by a Canadian in America.
#1275 to #1246 - HorriblyCrazy
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(07/25/2011) [-]
So we were both kind of wrong. I just really wanted to use that gif.
#1233 to #1213 - kyrill
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(07/25/2011) [-]
america adopted that sport, but it was originally canadian as said by the dude below me.
#925 - Talvian
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(07/25/2011) [-]
yes ! i`m not the only one who is german on fj :)
#817 - anon
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(07/25/2011) [-]
The only reason germans are so "goody-goody" now is because we kicked the evil straight out of their asses in WW2. So us Americans will take this OC as a thank you for all we've done.

And you're welcome
#873 to #817 - ownagefortnite
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(07/25/2011) [-]
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#860 to #817 - foelkera
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(07/25/2011) [-]
I'm german and my great uncle Albert fought for the allies during WWII.

So STFU, anon.
#980 to #860 - ZombeCyd
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(07/25/2011) [-]
#834 to #817 - atomschlumpf
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(07/25/2011) [-]
stfu anon
stfu anon
#832 to #817 - CyanideisHappiness
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(07/25/2011) [-]
>implying that the US was fighting Germany most of the time and not bombing the **** out of Japan
#837 to #832 - anon
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(07/25/2011) [-]
we bombed the **** out of japan after we beat germany.... learn your history
#856 to #837 - hailarty
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(07/25/2011) [-]
it's funny when fat ass, bible reading, mcdonalds eating, idiot ameircans use the term "we" when they speak abouyt what their country doing... " we won thw world war II"
#862 to #856 - anon
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(07/25/2011) [-]
lol
#851 to #837 - CyanideisHappiness
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(07/25/2011) [-]
>implying the US defeated Germany single handedly
#858 to #851 - Rajinmad
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(07/25/2011) [-]
<----- No, he did. But he is an american and by proxy america won the war
#389 - dutherous
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(07/25/2011) [-]
Schreib was über's Reinheitsgebot, Mercedes, BMW, BIER (Okay, Du hattest Alk. ja schon angekündigt)

UND WIEDERLEGE ENDLICH MAL BITTE DEN FAKT, DASS ALLE DENKEN, DASS DIE DEUTSCHEN NUR LEDERHOSEN TRAGENDE, BIERSAUFENDE, VOLKSMUSIKFANS SIND! D:

Btw. Gut gemacht, Daumen hoch!
#397 to #389 - dutherous
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(07/25/2011) [-]
Vielleicht noch Wacken :D
#399 to #389 - suedseemuschel
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(07/25/2011) [-]
gell, 90% der amis denken immernoch wir leben alle mit lederhosen in alten dörfen un jodeln hier rum :D
#400 to #389 - pandazero
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(07/25/2011) [-]
Ich trage gerne Lederhosen ... nachts wenn keiner zusieht ._.'

Bwahah xD Na ich alber nur rum.

Hach is dat wunderbar mal in der Muttersprache zu sprechen ~ :3
#429 to #400 - yumyumpuppies
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#369 - holmesc
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#371 to #369 - chickenpacman
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(07/25/2011) [-]
Austrian, it's different
#370 to #369 - radioactivecoffee
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(07/25/2011) [-]
Where's that &quot;RETARD ALERT&quot; gif?
Where's that "RETARD ALERT" gif?
#388 to #370 - iwatchusleepatnite
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(07/25/2011) [-]
Here you are.
Here you are.
#486 to #388 - anon
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(07/25/2011) [-]
here you are.
#485 to #370 - anon
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(07/25/2011) [-]
WOW YOU ARE SO SMART NOW ALL ABOUT GERMANY!

HERE'S A PRESENT FOR YOU.

IT'S RELATED.

YOU CAN SEE THE NAZI SIGN.
#282 - Needaname
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(07/25/2011) [-]
I did nazi this comic coming