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#237 - xishnik (07/11/2011) [-]
Directed by M night shyamalan
#220 - pwnasaur (07/11/2011) [-]
Mosquitoes find you through the carbondioxide which you exhale. Mosquito sprays do not repel mosquitoes, but flods the air around you with smelly 			****		 and blinds them. If you want to run around outside with out being devoured by the little parasites just stop breathing. Also, only female mosquitoes bite and they don't live in any form of higher archy. They live and breed in pools of water and are atracted to rotting carcasses and plant nectar. If you smell like a pretty flower, they will eat you. remember to properly clean your pool and keep it full of clorine to keep pest from fornicating around in the water.
Mosquitoes find you through the carbondioxide which you exhale. Mosquito sprays do not repel mosquitoes, but flods the air around you with smelly **** and blinds them. If you want to run around outside with out being devoured by the little parasites just stop breathing. Also, only female mosquitoes bite and they don't live in any form of higher archy. They live and breed in pools of water and are atracted to rotting carcasses and plant nectar. If you smell like a pretty flower, they will eat you. remember to properly clean your pool and keep it full of clorine to keep pest from fornicating around in the water.
#227 to #221 - hallzoc (07/11/2011) [-]
Hierarchy** and really, who gives a **** ?
User avatar #228 to #228 - hallzoc (07/11/2011) [-]
Chlorine
User avatar #234 to #221 - KlausJ (07/11/2011) [-]
"Mosquitoes find you through the carbondioxide which you exhale"
"If you smell like a pretty flower, they will eat you."
Wat
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User avatar #215 - vassia (07/11/2011) [-]
They should make a COD out of this.
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User avatar #253 - joebradley (07/11/2011) [-]
Obama thing was too far.
User avatar #266 to #254 - andriod (07/13/2011) [-]
This is the internet.

nothing is to far
#246 - iamofwgkta (07/11/2011) [-]
Or a flamethrower.
#224 - alexzerian (07/11/2011) [-]
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#211 - aluminiumfoiled (07/11/2011) [-]
We believed he had been compromised.
#159 - garamri (07/11/2011) [-]
How to: get the attention of the Secret Service...
User avatar #85 - daletvak (07/11/2011) [-]
actually only female mosquitoes suck blood
User avatar #209 to #206 - zembrache (07/11/2011) [-]
i hope you are reffering to the alpha mosquito on that statement
#216 to #210 - maijuriina (07/11/2011) [-]
alpha mosquito being the disappoint, yes.
alpha mosquito being the disappoint, yes.
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#176 - hotchquz (07/11/2011) [-]
Finish the Job.


Isn't that all we need to do?
#172 - eraq (07/11/2011) [-]
the mosquitos are defeated!!!
the mosquitos are defeated!!!
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User avatar #162 - pasiusquotum (07/11/2011) [-]
**pasiusquotum rolls 246**

Gee it sure is trips in here.
#178 to #165 - anon (07/11/2011) [-]
Do you like to quit? suicide your thing? Then do i have a collection of hits for you.
#106 - gewehr (07/11/2011) [-]
was gonna thumb till I saw you pointing a gun at Obama.... Don't really like him but talking about assassinating a president is not funny in any way.
#111 to #106 - Calisteno (07/11/2011) [-]
First amendment bitch
#114 to #111 - gewehr (07/11/2011) [-]
Never said he couldn't say it. Just that I think he could have had more thumbs if he omitted that. It's overdone, and just not funny. We get it eveyone hates Obama. And your being just as critical of me so are you against the first amendment?
#123 to #106 - milkmyoneudder (07/11/2011) [-]
It was not my intention to offend, I do not HATE Obama, and I can see how this could be represented as such. This was just a joke, I was appealing to many funnyjunkers who find this funny. It is not serious in any way, I just wanted to find a way to end this post, and I think it would have felt lacking somehow if I just ended on Step 8. I'm sorry If I offended you dude.
#124 to #123 - gewehr (07/11/2011) [-]
You did not offend me in anyway, I have made my own jokes about Obama, I understand where your coming from, as ending on 8 would have seemed a little dry. Just thought I would put out posting about killing Obama could lead to trouble.
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