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#8 - toethumb
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(07/04/2011) [-]
Wish i could control time i would undress chicks to see how hot they really were and guys to either respect or make fun off cuze of PENIS size
#132 - eliteword
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(07/04/2011) [-]
wasnt me....
#141 to #132 - downstrait
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#48 - joshofsouls
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(07/04/2011) [-]
Invisibility, the ability to walk through walls, and telekinetic powers.

That way I could **** with people in church to make them think god is ******* with them.
#79 - anon
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(07/04/2011) [-]
What people got to know that super speed and invisibility would suck.  
Why? you ask. Well because of inertia if you decelerate instantly your brain will smash into the front of your skull. also the fact you go so fast no one can see you, your brain won't be able to keep up with the speed you're going and you will crash. Invisibility works by bending light around something, you will be completely blind since your eyes use light to see. Super strength isn't the greatest either but better than the last two. Say you try to lift a plane you are holding up all the weight of the plane on those two hands, so what happens? Your hands would smash through the hull of the plane. Holding things up like it weighs nothing like in the movies would be telekinesis.
What people got to know that super speed and invisibility would suck.
Why? you ask. Well because of inertia if you decelerate instantly your brain will smash into the front of your skull. also the fact you go so fast no one can see you, your brain won't be able to keep up with the speed you're going and you will crash. Invisibility works by bending light around something, you will be completely blind since your eyes use light to see. Super strength isn't the greatest either but better than the last two. Say you try to lift a plane you are holding up all the weight of the plane on those two hands, so what happens? Your hands would smash through the hull of the plane. Holding things up like it weighs nothing like in the movies would be telekinesis.
#139 to #79 - reventheexile
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#89 to #79 - thesilence
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(07/04/2011) [-]
You need to login to view this link ml
Theres more for anyone whos interested. It pretty much ruined my life ambitions.
#142 to #89 - seratyo [OP]
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(07/05/2011) [-]
Oh Cracked! You ruin my dreams... and yet I love you for it :3
#92 to #89 - Tormound
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#95 to #79 - kabizus
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Jesus who put a cock in your stocking when you were 5? If you got super speed wouldn't you also have the ability to NOT crash your skull? Oh yeah lets give spider man the ability to be a spider. Oh wait spiders aren't strong so we won't give them super strength. But they gave him super strength so he won't get squashed -_-
#101 to #95 - anon
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You should really read the article in the link by the Silence.   
But if you're to lazy. To be effectively use super speed you will have to overcome inertia and be able to keep up with speed you're going at. So let's say that you actually are able to keep up with the speed, but that means when going in normal speed everything would be slow as ****. Imagine the bullet time in the Matrix. Now imagine that happening all the time.
You should really read the article in the link by the Silence.
But if you're to lazy. To be effectively use super speed you will have to overcome inertia and be able to keep up with speed you're going at. So let's say that you actually are able to keep up with the speed, but that means when going in normal speed everything would be slow as ****. Imagine the bullet time in the Matrix. Now imagine that happening all the time.
#109 to #101 - kabizus
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You're not getting what the **** I'm saying are you? Basically this: **** SCIENCE, GO IMAGINATION!
#104 to #79 - marinepenguin
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(07/04/2011) [-]
I think telekinesis it the ultimate ability. Because with it, you can do basically everything.
#10 - CancerAndHeresy **User deleted account**
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#143 to #10 - BowChickaBowWow ONLINE
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(07/15/2011) [-]
The super power to pick a secondary superpower.
Then I can have EVERY superpower.
#144 to #143 - CancerAndHeresy **User deleted account**
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#28 to #26 - slushieman
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(07/04/2011) [-]
to cum money o_o
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#30 to #29 - slushieman
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true but i would be ******* rich
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#32 to #31 - slushieman
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(07/04/2011) [-]
**** YEAH
#121 to #30 - anon
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(07/04/2011) [-]
literally
#40 to #10 - NinjaHermit
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Probably aerokinesis.

It has a nice mix of offense (summoning tornadoes and hurricanes, altering air pressure to cause various barotrauma, etc.), defense (deflecting or altering the course of projectiles), and mobility (reducing air resistance for enhanced speed, flight/gliding, etc.).
#41 to #10 - callmechurch
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(07/04/2011) [-]
the ability to manipulate space and time
#45 to #10 - SyntaxError
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(07/04/2011) [-]
Wolverine's super-regeneration.
#16 to #10 - lordkyzer
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#106 - anon
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(07/04/2011) [-]
Check the fourth frame. You can clearly see she is touching herself.
#108 to #106 - CobraStrike
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(07/04/2011) [-]
Are you sure that's not just your reflection in your monitor?
#51 - kokovo
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(07/04/2011) [-]
I would have the power of invisibility......
#137 - imadabest
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(07/04/2011) [-]
Wanna see me run to that rock and back?
Wanna see me do it again?
#138 to #137 - imadabest
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(07/04/2011) [-]
goddammit like 10 other people beat me to it :(
#133 - rattblaster
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(07/04/2011) [-]
**rattblaster rolls 873**
#136 to #133 - majorhumphrey
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(07/04/2011) [-]
your doing it wrong
#39 - looneyblakcarck
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(07/04/2011) [-]
I would beat the world record for a quickie.
#14 - Pedotheruler
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(07/04/2011) [-]
well if force is mass times speed wouldn't you just end up killling her?
#119 - anon
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(07/04/2011) [-]
I would have raped her with my super fast speed right then and there.
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#118 to #114 - anon
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(07/04/2011) [-]
and thats the best use of teleportation that you could come up with



i am so proud of funnyjunk
#71 - shellder
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(07/04/2011) [-]
**shellder rolls 52**
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#43 - anon
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(07/04/2011) [-]
Oh. I thought this was iMagnet for a second.
#13 - amil
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(07/04/2011) [-]
Super Sonic speed
Super Sonic speed
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#62 - iamepicwin
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